Prev >>219970166Ralpha males, our retort? edition
>>219973003oh no the ragepig got BUSTED?!?what did he do this time
did you know, you can just ask girls to touch their titties?
What is a Canadian movie where a character stands in full view pointing a gun at another person anyway? Possibly delivering a translated Hong Kong soliloquoy?
>>219973023Drunk and disorderly at an airport (airport again lol)
I cannot personally abide by an OP fashioned by a foreign flag, so this is the thread
>>219973036stealing harvard with tom green
>>219973039>tf>tp
>>219973038lmao I mean, seems par for the course
Well hello beautiful..
>>219973039Yer darn tootin' pardner. Now have you seen where Jim Bob put my back scratcher? That damn kid's always runnin' off with my stuff! When I get hold of him I'm gonna tan his hide!
>>219973039I disgraced the memory of John Prine, RIP
>>219973050Swedes are american
>>219973070lol
How goes the war burgers
>>219973057AND WHEN'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LITTLE ANGEL?
>>219973078Idk I don't really care
>>219973078The beatings will continue until morale improves
>>219973073Swede’s Seed and Feed (Formerly Canuck’s)
>play fishing game on phone>load into fish duel>american names: fishin bob, bass turd :D, MyOtherForeskinIsATrout, Ihatemywife, Virginia Dream>foreign names: ATATÜRK 1915, K-OCEAN WARRIOR, SLAVIE:SKULL:, THUNDER POSEIDON, XXDEMONXXwhy are they like this
Whenever I start hanging out with a woman for long enough she eventually starts getting on my nerves
If apartment owners in Canada are allowed to put Vegetarians only (Indians) can we put up places to rent that prohibit Vegetarians?.
>>219973092Thunder poseidon goes hard
>>219973101maybe you should try dating Gina Carano
>>219973091Good post award
>>219973108There are no hard and fast rules. Anti-discrimination law is clear that discrimination against non-Canadians is firmly prohibited, but discrimination against Canadians is fine (should be justified by making up for purported past discrimination or whatever)
SHOVELHEAD: A Korean man goes on a rampage after an unfortunate accident at the mortuary which leaves him permanently disfigured...and wearing garden tools!
>>219973133Uh oh…
>>219973073that picture is 20 years old
Got high and took a nap award + got a haircut award 2 for 1>>219973133Is this a real movie because it sounds awesome
>>219973171where the fuck are you getting a haircut at 11 o'clock at night??? boooooy you tryin' to pull the wool over my eyes??
>>219973152they're gonna let me walk cause the east azn lobby ain't strong enough
PREGNANT? NO PROBLEM BITCH SPRAVADO WILL MERK YOUR UNBORN BABY BITCH JUST FLUSH AND MOVE ON WITH YO LIFE. NURSING? DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT NIGGA SPRAVADO WILL TURN YOUR TITTY LIQUOR INTO HYDROCHLORIC ACID WATCH YOUR PROBLEM MELT AWAY. SPRAVADO MAY KILL YOUR PETS AND CAUSE INTENSE SUICIDAL URGES ALSO IT COULD CURE YOUR FIBROMYALGIA OR WHATEVER FAKE BITCH DISEASE FACEBOOK CONVINCED YOU YOU GOT. WHATEVER, SPRAVADO
You guys are weird
>>219973197I got my hair cut before I took the nap
>>>/gif/30378474me and who
Girl you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>219973228I don't understand. How do these women have penises?
>>219973220WHEN I AIM A GUN INTO A FUCKIN ITALIAN RESTAURANTTHEN I WANT THE NOISE TO BE HEARDI WANT YOU ALL UNDER THE FECKIN TABLES...I NEVER RUN FROM A PLACE, I WALKWALK REAAAL SLOW, NOBODY FOLLOWS ME THAT WAY!
I can't hold off any longer. I must play RE9 but I don't want to pay 100 leaf bucks either.
>>219973235you don't goo in the baaathroom with ME dududududu du du du
Momberg wants me home by midnight on weekends
>>219973239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8HaLTWTtCs
>>219973249Are you 16?
>>219973249She's worried you're drinking or smoking pot while you're driving her car.
>>219973228there's no bbc thread up? usually you do that
>>219973259>drinking pot
>>219973238there's a crack for that game it's a little experimental i guess but it works
>>219973249Tell her to fuck off
>ese
>tune into live stream of mass presided over by the Pope>he's speaking ItalianI don't know what I was expecting
>>219973256No, I'm a grownup taking care of their house when they're not there (most weekdays). She claims she can't sleep if I'm out because she's worried about me getting into a car crash or something. >>219973259No I'm sober and she knows that. Had issues with it in the past but it's been a while
>>219973289You're a goofball
>>219973289I've tried bang in IndiaI flopped around the floor like a fish out of water, hallucinating wildly
>>219973304Shut the fuck up. You Muslim apologist
>>219973306Sounds like a helicopter parent. If you're grown up she can't tell you to do anything
>>219973344Actually it's her house, her rules
>>219973339@grok is this real?
Nigga why you baby-sittinOnly two or three shots
How about the Gay of Hormuz
>>219973371the Shah of Alsoran
>>219973371Straight of Homos
>>219973381?
>>219973388this should be a horror movienot some Steve King shit with a monkey dollwhat even is thatwhat's nexta murderous shirt ironing machine? Oh, wait
If you have tried multiple antidepressants, and they haven't worked, why not give my dick a chance?
>I got fiiiiiive' on it
there aint no real reason anyone should love me, i'm just existing
>>219973339I emailed this school to ask them if this is real or not.
>>219973421I've been depressed multiple times in my life, not once has fucking dudes ever crossed my mind. Perhaps you're just gay?
>>219973438it probably is since it's canada
>>219973439ahhh cmon fuck a guy
>When I was 17 me and my mama had beef >Kicked out in the streets
>>219973380
Giraffes have nowhere to hide when it's raining
>>219973383ZOGmerica renaming it to the Gay of Homos after nuking them into submission…
>>219973439>I've been depressed multiple times in my life, not once has fucking dudes ever crossed my mind.Maybe it's time. You never know until you try, right?
>>219973441Maybe, it could just be x fake bullshit. But the email is legit and the same as on the contact page. I didn’t send anything crazy. Just asking them if the email they sent out regarding Ramadan was legitimate or a hoax. If they don’t respond by Tuesday I’ll start calling them. And if it’s real I’m going to contact some Jewish groups so they can go to town on the administration.
wouldn't it be simpler just to have the muslim kids doing ramadan go to the gym or study hall or literally anywhere else but the one room designed for eating in
>She said: "I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt">And was crying..
>>219973514It’s not about what’s easiest or inclusive. It’s about Muslim domination, this is a simple but effective avenue. The collective must bend to Islam, not Muslims to Canadian standards. If it’s real some of my Jewish friends will be very interested in the administration.
just ate my choccy muffinberg that was p good
>>219973523the 00's fucking sucked if we looked up to a guy like Seth Putnam...and we did! Those songs sucked dick!
>>219973484I just know. I love pussy. When I see pussy blood flows to my dick. When I see dicks other than my own I feel disgusted
>>219973545Lesbians are the same and they're gay. Making you gay by proxy
Odds i smoke and watch videos on phonebergEvens i dont smoke and play vidya on steamdeckstein
i'm not even putting on an act, we did in fact know about Anal Cunt in 00's Slovenia. Weird, I know.
Women buttcheeks
>>219973536Lmafo
I GUESS YOU WONDER WHERE I'VE BEENI SEARCHED TO FIND A LOVE WITHINI CAME BACK TO LET YOU KNOWGOT A THING FOR YOU AND I CAN'T LET GO
I want to touch women's BUTTS
Chatgpt says 69 is an odd number even though its divisible so phoneberg it is
The deed is done.
>>219973605Anon...
>>219973591his GOAT thohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKfSPTUNWqw
>>21997360567
>>219973603I want them on my face
Can't believe Venezuela beat Japan
>>219973621Losing a war to America the fastest?
Damn steam is quick. I asked for refund of over the top: ww1 like 2 hours ago and they already gave it to me
>>219973359He didn't say he lived there
>>219973629It doesn't matter
>>219973640It does
DUDE new caseoh video is up and the burnt peanut is currently streaming. Tonight is gonna be epic.
Stoner boner loner
>>219973628Why did you refund it, I am kinda interested
>>219973655A ROCKER, A ROLLER, AN OUTTACONTROLLER!
Jack me off
BullshitHorseshitDogshitBatshit
Don't like women who are athletic. Women should be soft to the touch. Why the fuck would I want a girl with abs and biceps?
*gets a conspicuous boner pants tent at the /cum/ meetup*
>>219973671because other men won't try to fuck her.
I miss Insomniac with Dave Attell.
>>219973671Everyone should be fit and healthy but women get to be a little heavy because it helps childbirth. They only get biceps and abs if they take steroids though or have rare genetics I guess.
Alyssa Liu?Yup. Shes my gf.
This war is necessary.
>>219973682>the women you murdered...did they have GREAT ASSSSS?!?
>>219973671Wanna know the actual worst part? I had a gf who was a professional ballerina back in the day, so quite athletic. When you’re hitting an athletic girl from the back, you can’t see her face or tits, and you can only see her muscular back, it looks like you’re fucking a man with long hair (yuck…)
>>219973696>home of the "brave">flies over you at 10,000 mph and drops explosives
The bacon burger from BK is so good. It's only a couple hundred calories.
>>219973656runs like shit for a unity slop game, and it just wasn't that fun for me.
>The Shape of Punk to /cum/
>>219973716Fair enough, I hesitated because I worry it'll be another Isonzo/Tannenburg where it dies after 2 months.
>>219973671Everyone has abs and biceps
>>219973708MARINE MEANS SAILOR, DOUGHBOY!
what if vaginas aren't actually real, i mean, none of us have actually seen one so its possible
>>219973721You know what I mean cunt
>>219973723kekky good post
Why haven't you become punk after dumping drumpf?
>>219973723Vaginas are weird, when you finger the girl and like hook upwards the inside is textured weird, like an octopus tentacle almost but not as pronounced.
>Go to local gas station>Gay guy I've gone to school with since 2nd grade is the clerk>He's completely straight now>Don't say a thingcrazy shit
>>219973723Vaginas are honestly kinda weird and gross, but the sight of one gives me a boner so I know I'm straight
>>219973733Sorry you got turned down but that doesn't mean he's straight
>>219973725Don't get mad at me because you got owned by facts and logic
>>219973733During the covid era, I ran into one of my best friends from high school on the street. We made eye contact, and then we both just ignored each other. Couldn’t be arsed
>>219973730>that trans flag with the ak47 on it
I dunno man i just like a twix every now and then. Its nothing special but its not aggressive as a snickers but has more going on than kit kat. just a nice mid chocolate snack doing its best.
>>219973730SQUAD! CHECK IN!
>>219973733
>>219973730grok is diss real
The Raped
>>219973720I liked the idea of the custom trench building and it being 100v100, but in my experience no one ever really did that. You could spend a game building a nice trench with good defenses, but 99% of people are just gonna run at the enemy team and die
>>219973765I GOTTA FEELIN INSIDE OF MEIT'S KINDA STRANGE LIKE A STORMY SEA
>>219973771coming to theaters in 2027starring Nic Cage
>>219973751A lot of trans people are ex-military
drinking milk
>>219973671Only closeted fags like that
>>219973784T hank my love
>>219973751i mean carbines nowadays can be handled by almost anyone
>>219973774lol
>>219973730>Ukrainian flag >Fee Palestine 90% of people from either country would hate this man
>>219973792hi. how are you?
i wish the milkman would deliver me milkin the mornini wish the milkman would deliver me milkwhen im yawnini wish the milkman would deliver me milkin the mornini wish the milkman would deliver me milkwhen im yawnini would like some milk from the milkman's wife's titsi would like some milk from the milkman's wife's titsi would like som-i would like som-like some milkman's wife-s tits
Neighborhood kids are running around hollering in the woods at 1:30 AM
>>219973091Lol
>>219973803seen people wiv like trans for palestine banners and shiddabsolutely mindbogglinglike they would hate youand its just weird and narcissistic to try to make the stuff about you
Why does my IP keep randomly getting blocked and unblocked
nutted inna norwegian bird onceand a lithuanianpropa gud it was
lithuanian or latviancant remember whichjust defo wasnt estonian
>>219973827
>>219973828If the patch said Aryan Nazis for Palestine you wouldn't bat an eye hypocritical chud trans people exist and we have a right to our own opinions
respectfully I say to thee, I'm aware that you're cheatin'When no one makes me feel like do THUNK THUNK
Hope momberg orders me new curtains for me tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDHW5wXBvLwohhhh you know what I mean
>>219973850the reason why aryan nazis for palestine doesnt induce a reaction from me is coz it would never happenthey arent the kind of people that would do that and they arent necessary fundamentally mentally ill and self absorbedjust extremely racist
>>219973850Only if the for Palestine patch meant taking it from Muslims
just genuinely dont udnerrstand why troons cant just be normal people instead of putting on diss just obscene malformed atrocity exhibitionc that no wun wants to seeno wun wants to gawkin dat sense it aint propa ballardian
>playing wolf 3D: Spear of Destiny>been playing this level for pretty long now, exploring for secrets>one of them led me on a long corridor that takes fortever to return from>open a secret wall>instantly ambushed by SS solders machine gunning me from nowhereI think they spawn them from behind you. Fucking bullshit. 100% to death in 5 seconds? fuck you carmack
>>219973875Play a game from this century unc
chud pussy is the sweetest pussy there is
>>219973875I have Unreal 1 on my disc cause cause that's one of greatest video games & soundtracks ever made
>>219973866Nazis have always been fundamentally anti colonialist and friends to people of color since poc are the enemies of the jews
my head is shaped real weird
phwoar quakeunreal tournamentpropa gud wun
>>219973874That’s because they were mentally ill before trooning out.
>>219973899>anti colonialistBullshit they were just using them to attack colonial powers like Britain and France
*perches in /cum/*
>>219973905had a crush on memphis as a kid
There is no better entertainment in this world for me than a good football game to me. No movie or TV show has ever made me feel the same emotions as an NFL game I care about
>>219973920>mfw
>>219973917Jewish propaganda
>>219973899I'm whatever take it from them is
>>219973920PUHCH ON DIS
>>219973899>since poc are the enemies of the jewsJews love niggers
>>219973966Jews use black people as a weapon/tool. They don't have any love in their hearts for them.
>>219973903Lol Like what
Could I love a woman who doesn't appreciate Don't Get Me Wrong by The Pretenders? Doubtful
Bachelor of Arse
>>219973969
>>219973968Nigger cope, your soul is Judaic to its core Everything in black culture ultimately descends from Judaism
I DID IT FOR THE NOOKIE
18 million Jews.
>>219973993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sQOOZv_CYM
>>219973965death wish 3. featuring jimmy page on synthesizer
Rango is such a good movie
>>219974005forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvSwpljtxlg
Browsing /cum/ while pooping
>>219974012ewwww
uhh what are you doing steppe sis
>>219974011all the Death Wish movies were translated to Slovene as 'Paul Kersey Does Not Forgive', god knows why
>>219974017YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
im balding
>>219974027i¨I wanted to post a Name of the Rose still in support but then I realized they didn't even shave Christian Slater's pate!
I really can’t understand why the omega rich want everyone else to be in absolute poverty. Is it as simple as them just being comically evil? What motive is there to want this?
Alright, I’m going to bed. Fixing my sleep schedule is my #1 priority this week.
>>219974045that is an unsubstantiated conclusion
>>219974045Because there is finite resources. If most people are have almost no resources, they can use their resources to control more resources. Their master is mammon and they engage in worship in almost every waking hour of their lives.
>>2199739936million6million6million
Watching enter the dragon with dadberg. He talks about the events of the movie as though they are real. Leaving tomorrow so glad to spend the time>>219974045The more money you have the more richer you are
six six six million ways to diechoose one
>>219974049night bud
>>219974051You don't understand how economics works.
>>2199740716uild 6ack 6etter
We really need to stop spending so much on veterans, but you can't do that without risking a coup.
>bitches say that I'm stoopid>I ain't stupid
I fucking hate antisemitism. However, I'm a committed islamophobe. Alright, good chat!
>>219974096Is that still the case when the Canadian military basically hasn’t existed since Trudeau Sr, and it’s now been purged such that it’s mostly minorities and 2SGBTQIAA+ folx
>>219974104This, but in reverse.
>>219974045>why the omega rich want everyone else to be in absolute povertyThey don't want that. If everyone was in absolute poverty then who would buy their products?
>>219974096it's insane that they get anything if they weren't drafted. the military and police shouldn't be competitive jobs they should be only for people who love America.
>>219974104Makes sense that you'd think that, central europe is jew-central meanwhile historically Islam has always been a closer threat what with the Ottoman Empire having been so close by
Mors Ontologica
The inventor of the boob job should be put on trial for crimes against humanity
>>219974104How bout I'm pickin neither of em
>>219974134I know what you meant. There's like 200 Jews in Slovenia. And I courted one of them, she was a real bitch! B-buh I'm a marxist and an intellectual! Give me a break, ho!
If america was a pokemon it would be normal/fighting type
>>219974109This is just meaningless buzzwords. Go outside.>>219974120We spend around 6 billion dollars on VA and 30 billion on the military itself. I'm not opposed to government assistance for disabled vets, but why the fuck do their widows get a pension? We spend a lot of money on these random widows for no reason.
can't stop pleasuring myself to cartoon children having sex
Why did God lose six million Jews?
Chicago
>>219974142It’s over…
>>219974170is that the gen alpha equivalent of Ohio?
>>219974145Is that Nick Fuentes?
>>219974179Yes
I'm a liberal because I'm classist. I won't associate with ruroids, I won't associate with the uneducated, and I most certainly won't associate with the working class.
>>219974179at least Nick Fuentes doesn't entertain strange notions about cattle, amirite?
>>21997417894' gangChicago is my city
>>219974162>why the fuck do their widows get a pension? We spend a lot of money on these random widows for no reason.ZOGbots are less effective if they think their wives and children will be left penniless after they die. One must overcome the fear of death to be a warrior
>>219974152Which central euro cunt has the most jews or is it about the same in every one
>>219974189i'm a liberal but I think everyone in the third world should be pelted with white phosphorus if at all economically feasible
I love night time. Just shitposting and some music or slop in the background. The world stops, no normalfags no one nothing
>>219974198Hungary and Poland used to have a lot of Jews, and Bulgaria had a bunch. I think Marina Abramovich of Serbia is one, too.
I don't even know why I come to 4chan. I'm not even racist.
>>219974198Hungary appears to be the most Jewish in absolute numbers. Couldn’t find a per capita map
>>219974189Redneck/lower class conservatives are disgusting irrespective of the content political beliefs they're just gross to look at
>>219974198>>219974217Note that these numbers changed a lot around WW2
Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine - The Fiddler on the Roof was by a Ukrainian JewZagreb in Croatia has Jews still, most Slovenian Jews originate there or in Hungary
>>219974226How about the Diddler on the Roof
They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>219974222
canadian twinks be like: "bud, i can't have you talkin' about my butt like that anymore. it makes me feel uncomfortable o///o"
>>219974217also, Bronze Age Pervert is a Romanian Jewit's plain to me that an East European, nvm his Jewishness, would agitate for backwardness and casual violence
>>219974234what about the Hitler on the Roof
Here is your great soul—the man who has given himself over to Fate; on the other hand, that man is a weakling and a degenerate who struggles and maligns the order of the universe and would rather reform the gods than reform himself.
>>219974222They're just the white version of what all black people look like
>>219974246>BAPHow about BRAP
>>219974255FEGELEIN FEGELEIN FEGEL-UFF!
>>219974211>Marina Abramovich of Serbia is one, too.Isnt that the bitch that did that spirit cooking performance art and was friends with Tony Podesta
>>219973920corr good birbingtonshire-under-tweed>>219973945phwoar anudda intresting kittingtonshire
>>219974274>Tony PodestaOh! Show some respect ovah eah!
>>219974246At least he bought some fresh ideas to chuddery
>>219974274>>219974290I tried making his walnut sauce recipe and it was actually good
>>219974286wot was yer din dins?
blonde blue eyed girls
>>219974313I've had walnut 'sauce' with pasta, it's not really a sauce, it's too congealed and nutty to the taste, I don't think it works out
mental thought diss dude was slovakian but actsully slovenianmindbogglin
Me af but I'm chopped
>>219974328I'm but one Franc Košir, born of peasantry!
>>219974316had sum turkish delightandummfuggin forgot what its namekilbasa
>>219974321Got the internship at IBM leo?
>choppedzoomers took a cool word that used to signify Houston rap music and turned it into gay twitterslang
>>219974328What happens in Slovenia?
>>219974321Ywnbaa Leonardo
>>219974341I saw Polish kabanosy sausage at Aldi today, it's like American slim jims...I found it repulsive because there's no slim jim culture here
He's a Czechoslovakian interior decorator
>>219974348
>>219974328Why do all those cunts sound same-like slovenia, serbia, slovakia all with the same flag too
why did he delete this post? >>219974306
>>219974350why would you ask him?
been watching alex o connor debate phillip goff on value realism and intrinsic motivationgenerally agree wiv alexbut kinda stuck on diss thought aboutwhether stuff can be intrinsically motivatingfink its mainly semanticsalbeit is-ought problembut also intersects wiv causationmind-body problemquinean/wittgensteinian post-positivismseems to me ders a chicken-egg problem surrpunding motivation/aversion/suffering/pleasurrinextricablpropa intrestin
My penis hurts
>>219974348It's not so serious is it?
>>219974361I can't stand it when news headlines use "hits back".
Spoke to a black chick with massive knockers, like Maserati tier phat. Kinda hard not to look at them. I shit you not I saw bit her lips at least twice, and it gave me a boner. I think she might be interested bros
>>219974384Iran is playing the blame game. But I say strike them! Burn their Arab hovels! Hoo-ah!
I can't stand boots on the ground. Every time some newscaster says it I scream shit my diaper
>>219974356never had a slimjim kinda concerning dat on google you cant even see yhe product just the packagingwe have pepperami
>>219974395are you a good looking fella?
>>219974373Can I ask you Then? What happens in Slovenia?>>219974375I think a bit of eternalism is healthy. Putting all being into a question of cause and effect isn't the natural framework of a mind.
i remember being like 5 and going to the video place to rent vhs
coooorrrrr cockinton-upon-bollockshire is a loveleh town. I could live 'ere
>>219974410I remember doing that when I was like 10-12.
Fresh out a 3 day whaddup foos
>Geoff Keighley is CanadianIt all makes sense now
>>219973091rare good leaf post
>>219974416Welsh towns be like learblillywthn
>>2199744https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuXcBP98Cz407exotic folk music? that's a better answer than everybody being a dick
its actually really weird i kinda sided on goff a bit more on diss wun point coz i consider most of his views a bit rubbish
>>219974403I can't tell desu, I've been told either way that I have a good face card or I'm ugly af. Incel manlet tho
>>219974418Racism?
Rapism outside of /b/
>>219974416TO THE BEAR PITS WITH YOU, YOU TAFFER!
>>219974444checked and raped
>>219974222>.t pretentious cityslicker faggot that couldn't survive a single day outside his urban hugbox
>>219974416honestly yeh seaech up rude english place names there are countless places sound exactly like datlike place called shitterton in bognor regis
Blood Meridian is basically white trash redneck committing war crimes against Mexicans for 400 pages
>>219974449t. trailer trash
>>219974464My house in the countryside is nicer than anything you will even dwell in.
*rednexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOYZaiDZ7BM
whores for islam
new>>219974473>>219974473>>219974473
>>219974455i dont get it
>>219974461its just a white guilt wet dream, uniquely written though and still entertainingthey rode on
>>219974468>My house in the countryside is nicer than anything you will even dwell in.