hijabi slags edition
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>>219994007hate women me like with their stupid cute faces and sexy bodies I CANT STAND THEM!!!
>>219994007need
>>219994023yh
>>219994007Do you ever think about how badly we wasted the 20th century.
would sniff
begging for you to post italo-disco
>>2199940074 2 3 1
Might download an app and cheat on the gf with a girl that has a bigger arse and never tell her I cheated
>>219994040FUCK SAKE
>>219994056Good lad
the new world order
>>219994055I used to like 4 3 2 1 but, I'm more partial to a counter attacking 4 3 3 with 2 inside forwards
>>219994056Fix your heart evilnzlad
>I don't fancy you by the way anon.>Hey you got something in your mind, care to tell me? >You don't want to? Okay, well tell me next time if you feel comfortableThat's the last time I spoke to her
saw a woman with a comically large bbl in birmingham that jiggling with every micro movement of her legsit looked ridiculous and yet still my dick got all hard and thatmonkey brain so dumb innit
>>219994007corrrr
>>219994049Mad how badly the world wars impacted Europe
>>219994007rorke writing ethnonationalist screed on twitter (subsequently x) then wanking to hijabis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXu_eL3IhE
very good post wasted in the old but that's just the way things go down here in /brit/ city
>>219994091We should have stayed out of the first 1. The empire also should have been reorganised a bit.
>>219994068yeah?
>>219994089why is there just an old picture of a white bloke in her house?
>>219994054my italo disco external drive is not witth me rn lad
>>219994054here you are mate
Think the move is to false vacuum decay and hope for a singularity reorganization due to unknown laws of physics. That's what I'd do if I were the universe in the degenerate era. This isn't supposed to be political. Seems political.
>>219994089>>219994007wait this is not very halal now innit?
oooo can't wait for toil colleagues to detail which propaganda bovine TV slop they've consumed this weekend
most microplastics enter your body from fruitsyogurt is one of the best foods for clearing microplastics from your body
>>219994133thought this a pizza in the thumbnail
>>219994113Yeah dunno if keeping our empire would be possible We would certainly have lost India but I'm sure we could have kept our more valuable African colonies even after ww2
mad how I have a plumber coming over on Wednesday, the one warm day of the week ahead, so I'll have to be sat in my incel flat waiting for him to show up instead of being out in the sunshineMAD
>>219994114hi
why is no one fucking replying to me!?!?
>>219994068drama queen
>>219994151can't fathom thisthat cannot be on
>>219994143that microplastic journal article was bogus btwreplication crisis init
>>219994150coulda kept us if you werent such rotten bastards
>>219994155ugh and you'll need to keep your cock hard the whole time until he arrives too it's so annoying
>anxiety and depressioneveryone has this
used to wear gucci threw it all in the bin cos thats not me
>>219994133That's a peculiar looking pepe
Jamie Oliver likes using olive oil in his cooking
>>219994144you've just been poisoned
>>219994007Good evening I love women so much it's unreal
>>219994144
>>219994192screaming
>>219994180ktim getting irrationally mad how people react to the milk froth
>>219994184Think the move that everyone EVERYONE is procrastinating is to meditate a little sometimes.
>>219994162:)
Polish anon do you like Ptaki?I love them, too bad they broke uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmuFKbWsZmI
>>219994184not really
>>219994192as does literally everyone
>>219994059who were you having a perv of
>>219994172maybe if you werent such a bitch
>>219994172Doubt it American independence happened for the best anyway
>>219994173innitbloody tradies need to give indications so I can be ready with my massive penis
>my mum and stepmum
Gonna shave the chin pubes and just leave mustache n soul patch.
>>219994192go on Jamie, get your three stars, then maybe I’ll take you seriously
>>219994184
>>219994155jus give im a call and ask when he's coming and go outside the rest of the time. sorted mate
>>219994150All that was needed was the dominions and the imperial fortresses. Pass a new Act of Union absorbing them into the UK. Rest of the empire can phase away after WW2. Maybe try and keep a chunk of southern South Africa too.
jamie oliveroil
>>219994213alright fair enough
>>219994224takes the piss
>>219994217rather not say really
>>219994215Not 'literally' everyone, noYou are being hyperbolic and also a cunt
>>219994186alrihttps://youtube.com/watch?v=X1XDMaz4TZ4
>>219994208dont know how
>>219994238more like just a splash of my cum from my penis on them's face sexual style, instead
he's dead nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D86THdhqSYQ
>>219994117Great grandfather probably.
Jamebert Olive Oil
leftypol likes using olive oil in his cucking
>>219994256Just have to sign up for a 150 dollar a year app I think
>>219994257>sexual styleneed this to make it into mainstream vernacular
boyfriend still playing league of legends… he’s been playing it all day such a saddo
>>219994210hello sunny beachi amnotpolish!!!!they do sound nice at a quick glance though. music isn't really my thing but if this was on i wouldn't have any problem with it at all. calm and chill, and as style i quite enjoy so thanks for letting me know about them.
>>219994235That would have been fantastic I wonder how it would have gone Perhaps the colonies would still try and leave I do think we could have kept more valuable places in Africa and Asia too
flash freezing niggers and smashing them to pieces with a mallet hammer
>>219994192obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE
at least the girls in dubai are used to sulphurous missiles coming down on their head
learning about mutation observers in order to make my 4chan userscript work ~o-
Never ever have I ever felt so lowWhen you gonna take me out of this black hole?Never ever have I ever felt so sadThe way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad
>depression
doing a difficult but important watch
>>219994257need them to spit in my coffee and maybe piss a little (just a splash)
I really do worry the direction the western world is heading in
I have physical health lads
hands have been cold all day it's not on it hard life i never ask to be born
>>219994274so? maybe i'd get off it if you'd suck my cockbitch
>>219994262At least he trusted the science
Diego (PBUH) opened my eyes to the Jamie OILiver conspiracy
>>219994276>i am>not>polish!oh I seeIt was a Polish duo I really like
>>219994298You need to be sectioned
MW2 is a 16 year old game
>>219994302actually things are better than ever, your television is bigger and cheaper than ever
I thought it was a meme but it is ridiculous how many deanos do actually think 'mental health' is the term for having depression.
if you watch the oscars your third eye will never reopen
>>219994277>That would have been fantastic I wonder how it would have gone There was a proposal in the late 19th/early 20th century called Imperial Federation that would have done something similar.>I do think we could have kept more valuable places in Africa and Asia tooI don't think its reall necessary if the earlier stuff is achieved. Maybe HK Island would be kept. The others colonies weren't worth it anymore.
>>219994306Just put your hands down your pants they'll warm up
>>219994325more like M0w2.....
>>219994302we're already fucked and soulless by our various social experiments
>>219994296Imagine being chad David Mitchell and having to go back to work with this dork when your career is doing fine without him
why do they keep saying health is wealth
getting the daily dose of prof jiang
Made some homemade hash browns for breakfast today with the gfthey were UNREAL
the grandparents of boomers saw this and started cooming uncontrollably
>>219994297they abuse and kill the horses btw
>>219994333>The others colonies weren't worth it anymore.Imagine we had practiced settler colonialism in the likes of Kenya
>>219994319i have heard of a couple of bands my wife knows, but i don't remember their names. the good things about learning a slavic language though is how it opens you up to so much morehttps://youtu.be/ma20Zs4Nm4Y
>>219994120ok this is a bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOTWl6wYJmo
Mad that MW2 is a 16 year old gameIt released 16 years ago
>>219994354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSiS-8Msn1Ierm debunked chudi actually do think he works for the cia toward some unknowable end
went to the pub and ordered a pint of wifebeaterto drown my sorrows about it
>chad David Mitchell
>>219994363Corrrr pics? x
>>219994373Its bloody hot in Kenya. And we already did that in South Africa anyway.
used to play as the girl in pokemon x and y
got mental shelves
>>219994373How would that benefit Britain
>>219994327saw a poster in Jobcentre making that exact same mistake TWICEbloody silly jobcoaches
>>219994363That's nice, happy to read some positivity too
>>219994403mongdrian haha
spurs going down?
>>219994403wow those are mental nice one mate
if the empire were still around you could move all the indians to britain and take the subcontinent for yourselves
>>219994394This guy is in Waterloo Road and dyes his hairChad David Mitchell marches on
>>219994405Kenya is a massive bread basket
>>219994256Think you just focus on your breath every time your mind wanders and if you get good enough at just doing that you unlock special understanding that negates undesirable brain chemical effects.
>>219994428No it isn't
might go doctors for a sick notecould do with a week off work
wishjh i were a girl
>>219994428Canada is one too though.
would honestly like to see victoria coren and david mitchell fuckingwonder what that looks like
>>219994412would love us in the championship. Proper football. Sick off all the ridiculous pressure and expectations. Just want to enjoy watching them again
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Mousey's favourite `lolcow` is Boogie2988
>>219994419Wouldn't trade this "green" and "pleasant" land for any other.
>>219994419would be better if they all mysteriously died (you could say they did a magical karma reincarnation thing) and they didn't have to go anywhere except hell (christian hell, with the fire and burning)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seEy1TPmON8poo, out of my fucking arsepoo, out of my fucking arsepoo, out of my fucking arse
>>219994451
>>219994451the scene with mark and kali
My grandad pronounces it Keenya
you and me both LOL
>>219994457Any way to get him into 10 Downing Downey, I'd vote for him in a heartbeat
>>219994471his wife is fit
all the peep show freaks out aye?
>>219994464crying
>>219994451vile flabby rippling
Evening lads
>>219994363hope you and her both die horribly
>>219994378>the good things about learning a slavic language though is how it opens you up to so much moretrueThis is the other Polish guys I like, I'm more into electronic stuffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HG4OMAX7VQ
>>219994475He would concede his vote and would rather Walt Disney !! won any election
>>219994480
https://youtu.be/JETRh2rkLMc
Just in: Mousey has condemned the Iranian government and declared them a threat to global peace
rorke moving like a bhenchod in bob-bomb battlefield
>>219994478
>>219994370do you think they wanked to this in the theatres back then
>>219994509um
>>219994286scr
>>219994471i think he coasts on people assuming he had a hand in writing peep show because his own style of comedy in form of that mitchell and webb show and the soap box guardian article stuff is much worse
what if it was poop show instead of peep show
>>219994509right i'm hard
>>219994509suck mummy's finger?
>>219994499That's why you guys need him
>>219994509wouldnt shag her because she's a nepo baby
>>219994524
>>219994286lelhot steamy dubai chocolate logs
>>219994509right well that's the dysphoria triggered
the scene in peep show where she wears the dildo made me quiver
if i were pm i'd move into 11 downing as a power move
it doesn't sound normal
>>219994155Me? I'll be posting here with the curtains closed
what would you be like if you were born as a girl
Where should you go to get therapy. I mean that betterhelp sounds straightforward but lots of people say its shit. So what's a good plan other than wasting time with your doctor?
>>219994560?
>>219994522jez is shit though and just does voiceovers for adverts
>>219994552she'll be mortified to hear
>>219994580a lezz
average british person is so retarded and ugly with a crab bucket mentality im so ashamed these are my people
>>219994580fat ugly goth
>>219994494they remind me of keep shelly in athens, but sorry to admit i'm not a huge fan. i kind of like the style, just not a thing i could deal with often. i bet if i worked in a retail job and this came on though i'd love it.https://youtu.be/ARupBUUzhyAbut you must understand i'm likely not normal bye any metric. nothing is normal, not here.
>>219994552they're all nepo babies if you look hard enough. the non nepos all end up in cesspools like /brit/ where nobody cares if they even exist
>>219994599okay spaino
dobby's hard on coming all over me this is my dream... my nightmare!
anime assholes
>>219994592fineimagine shagging her and then at breakfast she's listening to BBC news and talking to you about how israel is oppressed
indian peep show>no curry?>you bhenchod you total fucking bhenchodjust an idealet me know what you think
Wish this were true
right, that's the suicide bag fitted and ready, will be placing it over my head in roughly five minutes and inhaling nitrogen until i pass away
arbeit macht frei COOL
>>219994580one of them weird girls who writes harry potter fanfiction probably
>>219994625not a politics spacka so I don't care
>>219994641well don't do that
i'm actually amazed american peep show hasn't happened yet after the office craze
>>219994641*shoves the other end of the pipe up my arse and releases beef ragu farts*
>>219994580mid goth who manipulates men
>>219994642another hard day wanking to trans women in between rounds of league looms
>>219994594
>>219994613>keep shelly in athensnever heard of thisIts ok its not your thing and thats fine>>219994627kek, good one actually
>>219994380listening to this again its class mate
>>219994580some dizzy slag no doubt
>>219994627sc
>>219994643Alri ruby
>>219994656An internal monologue is an important part of it so it wouldn't work in America.
>>219994599true but i'm still opposed to the great replacement
>>219994656oh my god jeremiah dude, i just totally kissed sophia at work man! let's open the buds in our apartment to celebrate
>>219994614wrong . the best actors for instance are are almost always specifically non nepo babies
>>219994580If you have siblings you don't have to imagine these sorts of things.
>>219994656pls dont do it
did you parents have a name prepared for if you were a girl?I was going to be called isabelle :3
>>219994693sophie :)
>>219994693Jezabelle >.<
>>219994668sorry man one thing i cannot connect with a person over is music. just not a thing for me.keep posting your dinners though i love it.
>>219994693...yhmum didn't want to know the gender so I was gonna be called Ella if I was a girl
>>219994693gaymong :^)
>>219994693rachel. was the fashion of the time. know at least 3 rachels my age
>>219994656didn't they try this and it was a disaster?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va-Aeqh3MOg
>>219994693Sarah
>>219994693The doctors actually told them that I was going to be a girl so it was a surprise when I came out with a willy.
>>219994690>>219994686>>219994721yes, they tried it and made a pilot with one of the blokes from the big bang theoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE
>>219994627>Four naans, Jeetremy? you're insane
>>219994693>>219994703>>219994704>>219994719>>219994731but we all turned out to be blokes :/with knobs and all
I do actually genuinely literally want to be a woman and have done since I was a teenager (I'm 34 now), but I just get it out of my system by crossdressing.
sister came out as trans and my mum has been extremely rude about it so i know that's never an option
>>219994687we live in a world where the best people don't get to do the things they're best at. maybe things are different in the uk where there's more of a theater culture but i rarely see a new american actor who isn't a nepo
>>219994716that's a mis-truth actually, it's just extremely specific and likely to not apply to most people.
girls way more affable than boys because we still train then in similar ways to aristocrats years ago who would expect them to entertain guests etc except we do it in such a way that makes them whores not chaste
>>219994747im a girl now
>>219994735>half drunk and still won the war!>I had a beer at lunch yesterday and had to take a nap in the men's roomclassic mark
>>219994735There's another version that's actually decent they did years laterDoesn't have the Big Bang Theory guy thankfullyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6zp4qQep58
>>219994748
>>219994685well yeah even if we are some of the lowest tier whites its still leagues above anything else thats not an east asian
>>219994735
>>219994627>>219994741this has legs
>>219994716its ok, I cant relate to the anime talk on this site but to each their ownI made some beef Stifado the other day,(Greek stew)>>219994735oh fuck I think I've seen that
wish id transitioned 10 or 15 years ago it's over for me suicide this year
>>219994735>five seconds in>THE HOLOCAUST
>>219994748yeah same except i don't crossdress i just repress it and then get depressed randomly and start whining over it
in american peep show would mark or jez be the sassy black woman
>>219994748um x
Just finished Frasier (1993-04) for the first time.Been watching it since Christmas Eve, all 246 episodes.10/10 show.I am sad now.Do I bother with the revival series from 2023?
swedish peep show>no meatballs?>hello i am from sweden
poo wee arse
>>219994386went to his channel and found a video of his from seven months ago that i'd apparently watched halfway through and apparently left a dislike onproud of myself for being a rational creature able to deploy critical thinking skills -- might reward myself with a treat
aff tae bed
>>219994809genuinely made me scream, fkin hell what is wrong with me
>>219994800I am the opposite to this, would hate to be a woman but popping the bird's undies on for a wank is a thrill
>>219994791lol came back from eating at a greek place earlier actually so that's strangely fitting (i had soutzoukakia). is it normal to have it with eggs and avocado?
>>219994753talent comes from training and people are likely to know something if their parents do it but they mostly end up mid or imitative. nothing beats independent aspiration for something but it's rarebut in acting specifically i think parental skill helps the least compared to writing or music or anything because acting skill springs from confidence you gain from making friends as a teenager
feeling extremely depressed i might just smoke and go to bed
>>219994809lelThe only Swedish thing I've watched is Kopps and its great, highky recommend
>>219994823Gn c
>>219994823
>>219994836hope you get some good sleep tonight mate x
my throat's swelling up and i can barely breathe
pls respond>>219994583
ummypoppy
>>219994844yeah it's filled with my spunk lol x
my userscript works now! yay!!! :D
>>219994791Want this. What's your Lent diet policy, trying veganism and it sucks. Want to help the animals and please God who's ticked off at me but feel like shit.
>>219994830>i had soutzoukakiabased, love em>s it normal to have it with eggs and avocado?No I was just feeling hungry
>>219994860screaming but its more like a faint wheeze getting light headed now
>>219994844swallow a bee?
going to have a big fucking wank aren't I
>>219994849don't do betterhelp they don't even have any training you'll just be paying to talk to a guy
rorke caught on camerahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab1se0dkeCU
Just don't see the problem with at least eggs and cheese. You can get those from hippie farms for a few extra dollars, win win, everyone's winning.
>>219994791how many greeks are in it? lol
turning into a dead man
looking at pictures of beautiful women and imagining they're my gf
>>219994898wtf is catberg doing
>>219994862post it
>toilmongs go to bed>gay spastics and crossdressing incels have free run of the threadlike clockwork
>>219994902alri undertaker
>>219994885aye but where do you go for someone who knows what they're on about
>a fishing tank vegetation business called betterkelp
>>21999491911pm theory
>>219994919what the fuck are you on about, where?
>>219994919you're here too, no?
>>219994866My family and I do all the before Lent traditions and food cause my mom is Greek but we don't stop eating meat lol. I love animals too but not more than my health, I can't give up meat cause I feel like shit as you said. Carbs just make me feel non optimal/>>219994889a couple of Turks and an Albanian.
any gay spastic incels
>>219994583>>219994849don'tit's for women and they only offer the most pedestrian answers imaginable all of their work is based on the inane ramblings of Aaron Beck's CBT.
>>219994911ktim but not ones that are too beautiful because then it'd be unrealistic even for my most idealised self and we need to maintain a bit of realism here
haven't cut my hair in 7 months
hate everyone
>>219994976even me?
haven't wiped my arseever
makimg bizarre posts that disturb people
>>219994973did this one time and I looked like cousin IT from Adams family
>>219994980especially you (it's opposite day)
>>219994976you need to give love a chance. start with the man in the mirror x
actually your posts are prosaic and bore people
white fox hoodie leggings
somebody post the bloody new, damn it!
>>219994998was talking about you you freak
>>219994931screm
There's no need to make a new until we're on page 6
>>219995020>>219995020
