Henry Williamson edition
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life.
it’s always sunny in Philadelphia Is NOT funny
Black pussy CHANGED rorke.
poo smells
>>219999971going to turn it all around, gonna fix my life
>>219999999>>220000000
>>219999996its quite funnydo you think theyre too loudi think theyre too loudstop screaming lads
>>220000012Good lad. Been on that track and may just pull it off here.
>>220000000
>>220000000GOTTSTRAFEENGLAND
21 jump street is one of my favourite films
Good Morning Praying for the Swift and Irreversible dismantling of the Iranian Regime.
dem snap gud x
>>220000058
>>220000058>>220000070
>>220000070morning crodiethe snappydem, dem a walk strange wey yeh?
>>220000089sup crodieyeh I see dem walkin' all woblylet's turn iran neoliberal x
>>220000081what is the cause of this? is it just very profitable for thirdies to pretend to be blacked whores for a small group of cucks with money?
why is switzerland so protected? most nations cant agree on anything yet they all simultaneously accept that attacking switzerland is a complete no goreally makes one think
swedish get had a down syndrome and british get was about the post count, classic
neoliberal timmy and pang pang
Just watched a ten minute video about bird hands by an account called "hoe math"
>>220000137because luh neoliberal timmy lived there
name my band
>>220000122they're in on any money making scheme and wouldn't be surprised if other fetish accounts are run by them
>>220000137all the elite store gold there and most governments/corporations park their money over there
>>220000169Me 2nd from the right
>>220000169The 2026 taxers
>>220000122They probably make £5 a week but that’s good money in India
to me the crazy frog is just a normal frog…
>>220000169
>>220000197damn
gonna go have a doobsken
katy make a quick stop before school
how do i make money without getting a job or interacting with another human?
I'm irish diaspora and i do indeed have a caramel toned protogf, and thats alright.
pigeon flew off when I walked past it, feels good being an apex predator
>>220000274you just mogged a DINOSAUR...
British woman on GoodMorningBritain right now calling for stricter US gun laws hmmm
I would sniff every one of Emma Watson's farts without hesitation.
Item I ordered on the 6th hasn't even shipped yet. Amazon taking the piss.
>>220000340Real easy thing to do is just severly restrict ammo so only rich folks can buy it. Pretty much happening already
What’s The StoryMorning Glory?
just "accidentally" ran over this jewish woman pushing a pram and saw the babies brian matter get splattered on the asphalt. please no one report me to the police
>>220000376gintama episode innit
>>220000343body of a 11 year old girl
morning glory or afternoon delight? your choice, /brit/
kimchi is fucking rank and i'm tired of pretending it's not
i'm worried i'm going to die before i finish all the games i've accumulated from steam sales over the years
>>220000424um
>>220000424Why do you know so much about 11 year old girls’ bodies?
>>220000442more for me then, yummers
>>220000458i have daughters
>>220000473
>>220000409naruto
>>220000001He hasn't been the same since !!
Sometimes you come across a book that changes your whole view on the world. For me, that book is The Monster at the end of the Book, featuring Grover from Sesame Street.
>>220000442more of a sauerkraut man
>>220000553For me it was "Fußpilz erkennen und behandeln - 10 einfache Schritte zum Erfolg".
>>220000598Was it yeah?
einsturzende neubauten
Whys sabrina carpenter, a completely artifical celebrity, trying to spread toxic feminism to the outer reaches of the world then
£395 for 300 litres of heating oil that's fucking mad it was like £200 this time last year
>>220000655don't know
>>219999993Religions are fictions invented for the purpose of misleading and exploiting the powerless
>>220000655ive got elder jews casting magic spells from my smeggy bedroom doing it
>>220000675that's a fact given that he didn't get the digits
>>220000675That sounds crazy mate.
>heating oilBlud lives in 1890
>>220000675Research this theory. Study ancient religions, with their god-kings and such, and then read the Gospel and then get back to me x
have you ever sat on the toilet and pissed all over the seat
just met the wizard
i'm 19 years old and an obese alcoholic
>>220000735in 10 years you won't be obese anymore
i never wanna hear you saythat i want it that way
>>220000661if only the UK had a massive oil field somewhere within its territory that we could use and benefit from, so we're not held to ransom by international oil prices
>>220000766that's because i will have died of a stroke
We should go back to killing whales.
>>220000805bingo
>>220000799israel has the primary drilling rights on the falklands fields
Her bragging about having completed 12 books. Like, I'm sorry, if I was an author with an agent at a reputable agency with strong tradpub industry connections I would not be bragging that I had written twelve books with zero having been picked up and published. Twelve completed books to choose from and not a single one is good enough for her agent to pitch.And if I was her agent I'd be embarrassed.But I also don't think she's written 12 books. She's been writing the same one on repeat for 8 God damned years.
didn't see johnny davidson at the oscars last night. his invitation must've got lost in the post
>>220000169The full spectrum of rorkes on display here:The thatcherite who leans more nationalistThe performative male who is into it for the edginess of itThe simple working class bloke who loves his local areaThe fascist larper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5LidZerROQ
cba already need to get a new job
>>220000716only when i have a lob on
>>220000898
>>220000833looks like a sukeban
>>220000928those sailor collars are quite in at the moment in normal white womens clothes i think
oops forgot to watch the Oscars and also all the movies that were nominated
>>220000716pissed through the gap in the seat it happens to those of us with small willardsdid it at toil once pissed on the arse of my good slacks had to dry them as much as possible with paper towels couldnt even use the hand drier because someone mightve came in
>>220000978i need some slacks. where i can procure them?
nonce
>>220000995George at the asda does a fine pair of slacks
>>220000169Always howl at the second guy nigga built like a guitar hero character
Todays eats:>breakfastNothing>lunchNothing>dinnerSmall pizza, karage chicken, hot chips, 5 cigarettes, a large Heineken
>>220001054boy dinner
>>220001004i can do better than that
>>220000688It's a fact that religions are fictions, regardless of digits>>220000689Sometimes the truth can seem crazy>>220000711I don't really want to read the Bible given that religions are fictions which were invented for the purpose of misleading and exploiting the powerless
Foreign bitches be like nah babe I don’t feel like giving head tonight, and then proceed to eat a pigs snout and chicken feet for dinner smdh
>>220001054Aussies and Kiwis be like>yis mate i just had a bag of cold chips and now i'm having a plate of hot chipsBaffling lot you are
>>220001054you need a healthy breakfast to start the day
>>220000832An Israeli company not Israel
>>220001106>don't really want to read the Bible given that religions are fictions which were invented for the purpose of misleading and exploiting the powerlessGoing to need a source for this
>>220000833absolutely nothing has been going on in roobs' life lately. She's hit her peak and passed it. Even /brit/ has forgotten about her
>>220001134So Israel then.
>>220001106>It's a fact that religions are fictions, regardless of digitsno if he had gotten the digits god would have been confirmed
How we making money today then G?
>>220001106>misleading and exploiting the powerlessThe Geneva Bible explicitly demands resistance against tyranny and questioning illegitimate authority.
>>220001152A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign
hot chups and 5 cigarittes
>>220001148 if HSBC or Rolls Royce do something you wouldn’t try to make out they are acting on behalf of Britain. It’s a company
>>220001117kek finally a good post from you
>Man loses job after confronting Matt Lucas at London Underground station>Thomas Bourne, 39, filmed himself approaching comedian Matt Lucas at a tube station and lost his job as a fundraising consultant after the video went viral>He stated: 'I was going up the escalator and looked to my side and saw someone giving me an uncomfortable even hostile look and I realised it was Matt Lucas. My instant reaction - as anyone's would be who was going to confront someone - was to pull out my camera phone and shout "Free Palestine! Free Palestine!"Kek this man is almost 40, imagine losing your job to go viral at this big big age
astra zeneca made 10 billion quid last yearnothing sus about that noooooo
>>220001139even tattle is dry at the moment because she's doing nothing. feel sorry for gossip_guy
>>220001178retard
>>220001153at work
i found a dead fox outside sainsbury's
>>220001137Source: me>>220001152No, that would have just been a coincidence>>220001160"Questioning illegitimate authority" means questioning religious authorities
>>220001195He mogs you though
>>220001209shag it up the arse with your abo mob?
>>220001201oil companies about to make a killing this year too. but stop noticing things ok.
>>220001195leftypol clearly didn't consider what his jewish employers would think of the video
>>220000833Right yeah okayBut you would, wouldn't you?
>>220001211>questioning religious authoritiesIt means _all_ authority. The American Revolution happened in that spirit.
>>220001217he's a big guy
>>220001208Get back to fucking work then slave
>My instant reaction - as anyone's would be who was going to confront someone - was to pull out my camera phone and shout "Free Palestine! Free Palestine!"This is how these mongs think. They can't grasp that 95% of the population just want to go about their lives without any fuss.
>>220001240woah.... so deep and incisive....
>>220001211>Source: meIt is an empirical, not ratiocinative question, so you yourself cannot be the source.
>>220001235Anybody who questions religious authorities would think "hang on, there isn't any tangible evidence for the existence of God", and they would thus give up on religion
>>220001255Back to fucking work slave we’re hustling over here
>>220000632futter mein ego
you can't take your money with you when you die
>>220001222aye
If I met Matt Lucas my first instinct would be to pull out my camera phone and shout "May the force be with you!"
How do I start my own private equity firm and just get bare money
>>220001267The universe is evidence, you just presuppose an impossible standard.
>>220001217Looks like one of those people who's had leg lengthening surgery
>>220001279*writes in my will: when I die I am to be cremated along with all my money*
Would suck Emma Watson’s turds most exquisitely.
my first instinct would be to slap his little bald head
uh peanus weanus
>>220001305how do you suck "exquisitely"
>>220001317great post bruce here's a gold star
>>220001211>No, that would have just been a coincidencewhy don't you check this coincidence you heathen
>>220001336fuck :(
>>220001324Ask yer da
Matched with a girl from my home city last weekGot a date with her this weekThis is my chance at happinessIf this goes well we move back homeBig family and kids
>>220001398you're cooking rabbits you havent caught yet
>>220001398lad, exact same situation here
>>220001267In Protestantism there are (in theory) no religious authorities who can enforce their views. The individual interprets scripture without any priests or other middlemen who tell you what to believe, those with more expertise can only guide you. Salvation depends on the individual's faith alone, so he must be able (through education) to interpret the only source of truth (scripture). The result was an educated population with somewhat high agency. The Industrial Revolution happened in this context.
>>220001398then she cheats on you with her yoga instructor Ramón so you lock yourself in the garage and turn the range rover on
dont know the times tables
>>220001428bizarre post
>>220001426Is that me????
the anime is kawaii
>>220001443alri john wayne
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.
Mycenae, Thebes, and the Origins of Hellenism.
haven't had my morning brew yet have i?
>>220001264I am the source>>220001288The universe's existence does not mean God's existence is necessary. Just like if you see a well-engineered machine and you think "Da Vinci must have designed this", it's not necessarily true that Da Vinci did indeed design it. There are alternative explanations.>>220001336>>220001346At least you tried>>220001421>the only source of truth (scripture)Who says scripture is true? Authority figures, that's who
met a bird who says she's a 26 year old virgin and i'm kind of weirded out by that, never thought i'd be on the giving end of that sort of judgment tbhwy
actually just hate everyone so muchhorrid little misanthrope inceloid freak me
>>220001485tomorrow never comes actually
get the southern comfort drank
Can’t believe there’s no Fedora posts ITT
>>220001493>Who says scripture is true?The theological point was that Catholic clerics acted as authority while the people couldn't read the (Latin) Bible themselves. With the printing press and translation into local languages the people gained access to the "true source" without any priesthood in between. It trashed their entire business and power model.
spent 3 hours on reels :/
saw this guy on instagram doing 20 mins of exercise a day and by day 200 hes decently jacked, quite inspiring might start lifting myself nowhes also looks extremely australian despite being a yank
>>220001522right well thats a kawaii desu japanese girl that needs to be impreganted by my penis
>>220001497no hymen no diamond
>>220001527You mean Tomorrow Never Dies
>>220001544probably on the 'roids, most of these guys are nowadays
>>220001497wish women like that existed in real life
I want to live like this
>>220001570i think she's a bit of a spacker tbf, like actually cognitively impaired
Im thinking about thos beans
>>220001584sounds perfect x
never happened did it homer
Alien gives man a beard
>>220001544Yes rorke if you actually exercise and don't rot in your smeggy childhood bedroom all day you can get fit, a revelation I know
>>220001534That's good, but still, in Protestantism, you're still supposed to bow to the authority of the church. In the case of many Protestant churches, if I turn up at church and say "I read the Bible and I think none of it is true, and I don't think God exists, but can I still be a member of your church?", I bet they would say I can't join their church.
>>220001608you'd think so but you talk to her and it's like you're talking to a 14 year old girl even though she's actually an adult, makes you feel like a dirty nonce
>>220001620weird
>>220001544you can get a lot done in 20 minutes if you do supersets
>>220001630was just saying this down the pub
mum lost all respect for me when I refused to fight a guy who said nasty things to her in the street once. I’ll always be a little pussy in her eyes
people say exercise makes you feel good but i hate it
>>220001624you ok mate?
>>220001656i hate doing it but i like the feeling once it's done
>>220001655did she straight up ask you to go deck the guy? because if she did then she's a terrible mother, but even despite that she still has a point thinking of you as a pussy
>>220001661Netanyahu spotted drinking a pint down his local to quash rumours about his death.
>>220001631The free association of people (in Protestantism) also means the right to not take in everyone (because you don't have a monopoly). Then go set up your local church of nonbelievers. That's why there are so many different flavors.
>>220001655pay no mind to foids
>>220001661how does it feel to know one single japanman has more respect for you than millions of brown biomass smallboaters combined
would buy a pullup bar and dip station to stick in my smelly room but im worried the floor would cave in
>>220001686*shrug*
>>220001676No she just gave me a look like she was waiting for me to do something. I’m not disputing it I did pussy out
rorke calling his mum a foid
>>220001527you'll never come (inside a woman)
>>220001697didn't even have to actually go fight the guy, just make the gesture that you wanted to and she most likely would've talked you down from ityou've fucked it lad
its boner time
>*shrug*
hate my cunt of a mother, would never instinctively try to defend her
>>220001697batter your mum to establish dominance
>>220001544this is pretty basic weightlifting science. all lifters should be doing the bare minimum needed to stimulate muscle growth. progressive overload and repping to failure. only needs 1 - 2 sets really. anything more is inefficient and not really needed
sarari-man
remember lads, EIEC - Every Indian Eats Curry
>>220001734is she fit
>>220001736your mum stimulates growth in one of my muscles m8
a watched arse never poos
got no job
important for the mind to piss outside at least once or twice a month, bonus if it's at night
>>220001729the switch is supposed to represent killing all non-whites yeah?
>>220001655once had to call an ambulance for my mum because she had high blood pressure and I said "there's a woman not feeling well" to the dispatch and she visibly got annoyed that I didn't call her a mum and corrected me
In what context would a bong use "whinge" vs "moan"?
Made a lot of vinted purchases
>>220001754if you mean the penis then you've exposed yourself as a mong because its not a muscle. your dad also exposes himself to children.
>>220001717I was 17 and the guy wasn’t some old man or a fat retard he was like 30 and looked hard. If I had made a gesture he would’ve come and knocked me out >>220001735Never
bum hurts, did a big poo and cut me ring piece
>>220001766 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>220001774massacred him
>>220001768Fuck off nigga!
>>220001766My lawyers have advised me not to comment.
>>220001774she makes it go big then stuff comes out then it goes small again wtf
>>220001762Very much agree. Just feels natural. Feels right. It gets you in touch with your early human ancestors.
>>220001774
>>220001768whinging is petulant complainingmoaning is constant and boring complainingif that makes sense
It's mum music hourhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6nevGNYTkA
>>220001785Watch yo cracka ass mouth cuh, we gon' knock yo ass out like we did that wyboy at the BAFTAs if you use dat word again nigga
>>220001785FINALLY a GOOD fucking POST
>>220001802shawty on the right could get it !!
>>220001767That’s disgraceful from you tbf
>>220001768This isn't part of the official definition, but whinging is what effeminate high pitched people do when they complain, moaning is what deep voiced adults do when they complain.
>>220001807I see. Thank you.
ooooh i’m having a marethis builders tea has turned out pants
theres a diddy foid acting up here
despise this country
>>220001828this is the 'um' face
since about age 12 I’ve probably been in 50 fights I lost most of them but my dad always told me from young it’s better to stand up for yourself then be a coward
bro, this soda is so peak, my mom is the fuggin BESTi GOTTA tell cody about this
Rorke down at the chippys getting battered in flour and thrown in the deep fryer by a chinky charlie
FUCK YEAHSEAKING
I beat the shit out of some 12 year old runt 50 times while his dad laughed
my little umpkins
>>220001914
Mad how they made us watch the boy in stripped pyjamas at school.
>>220001869scr
Fed up of Scottish people doing their exaggerated fucking accent to make up for the fact they don’t have their language
a twist of the ole nutsack
>>220001901svrom
>>220001952i like scottish accents haha ey up duck!
>>220001970his mate is making him sniff his fingers and he likes it
>>220001940to what end?
>>220001986screeen
>>220001998Use your imagination
>>220001986>ey up duckthats yorkshire you southern beast
>>220002010they wanted to bluepill you on the jews? many such cases!
>>220001952cant stand that one tiktok woman that does this idk her nameyou can kinda tell when they're doing it to appeal to yanks on the internet
they made us watch holes that movie was bussin
just remembered that lithuania existsdon't know anything about that country
>>220002020youve been nelson mandela'd mate
>>220002028the capital is Vilnius
oc ay the noo
someone needs to make the internet 2.0 this age verification shit is pissing me off
>>220002028One of the last pagan countries in Europe
Holy cringe
dem snappy ting snap gud
>>220001998MONEY
i've re-evaluated tears of the kingdom and now believe it's not that bad
>>220002058Yank moment. Hate these late night shows for being so wince-worthy.
>>220002028used to be the biggest country in europe
>>220002058reminds me of how 190 used to talk
How do I defeat a gaggle of brits in online arguments? I need ammunition against them.
>>220002058when boomers try to appeal to the youth, the cringe is actually from realising how embarrassing their own culture is, not that the boomer is 'doing it wrong'trvthnvke
six seven? back in my day we had nine-eleven
blud just truth nuked his own post
>>220002089don't know
>>220002058see this exact post on 4chan all the time
>>220002058clearly ironic
bet dey snap real gud
im cautiously excised about TWM3
it's okay officer, I was only *ironically* committing genocide
>>220002104bro rly thought we was finna agree :sob:
>>220002116LOLsup crodie?we love black cock and we're gay x
Ironically being retarded
ur weird...
>>220002089bad teeth and dietcall them abdulcall them classless plebsbeing conquered by countries they used to runcountry is run by nonces and they won't do shitpakis rape their kids with impunity and the government calls them racists for moaning about ittheir country doesn't exist any more and is now nu-pakistan
hey lads!
>>220001952the worst is the ones who fucking type in their accent and then when you mention it they say it’s not their accent it’s their language apparently
>>220002132LOLwe love posting black men bcuz we find them attractive x
>>220002136i could deadass facefuck you
>>220002152tha gherkin xwe in there strokin the cronem
we're aw fae somewhere x
gravox wank later
got poo flowing through my veins
>>220002058obviously a pisstake
discord raid
>>219997003>>219997003>>219997003
>>220002151yeah? what else would you do to me big boy? x
>>220002204>>220002204real new
>>220002133aye cheers man, that's some good stuffanything else? Maybe more targeted stuff?
>>220002217don't worry the above will work perfectly lolalso tell them they'll never be able to afford a house while abdul on the boat gets one for free
