tate mcrae edition
>>220002204thanks for making the new mate
we will reopen the strait of hormuz ok
>>220002216no worries x
>>220002216How’s that homeless problem
>>220002204thanks for mating the new make
remember having to write about what you did during the summer holidays when you came back to schoolwould always get stressed because i never actually did anything during the holidays and the teachers would say just make something up but i didn't know what to make up because i had no frame of reference for what a normal person does
>>220002231>hottest manchester united fan
>>220002231Wow I've never seen such a young looking woman
>>220002224Thanks
remember when he was obsessed with scots language instead of black penis
>>220002248usually would just be honest and say i spent the whole time playing runescape and wanking (of course the wanking was implied rather than stated but i think they got the message)
>>220002266>>220002268why are there TWO italians here
... breakfast time wearing my excellent glasses watching Live Snooker on TNT sports on my TV via sky stream in home ...
>>220002231hands of an 80-year old
bought titanfall 2 at a discount in february and haven't played it since and now there's another sale and it costs two times cheaper than the last time fucking FUMING
Right lands. Would you?
>>220002278wish I lived in a mental hospital and didn't have to take care of myself like tim
>>220002289yeah
>>220002289i have this weird thing in my head about dwarfs having pooey bumholes which is a turn off so no i wouldnt
>>220002278giwtwm
>>220002231My favourite working class plumber
>>220002289think it's considered uncouth to date these when you're a normal size
>>220002276I was bored
>>220002282russian niggas when they're not molesting their sisters and watching gore and shooting up heroin
>>220002289yh
>>220002276Call me wop please
>>220002282Unless you're really itching to get your shit stomped in multiplayer by nolifers who have been playing this game since release, you're not missing much. And if you play it for the story, yeah ok fair.
>>220002337>>220002341snap
might have a birra moretti with lunch
>>220002337>>220002341always posting back to backmario and luigi ahh
gayrio and poouigi
>>220002368I cant drink beer because I'm trying to shed some belly fat
>>220002368shittiest beer ever made
>>220002289her eyelashes look like shit but I still wouldI've got a minuscule willy but to a dwarf it's probably normal sized
>>220002373
>>220002289Finally, a woman fit for my micropenis
>>220002381>>220002384snap
>>220002372>>220002381>>220002384sc
>>220002278how can I get a life like this
>>220002397hold still *drills into your brains*
>>220002384whats a good eyetie beer?
>>220002372aha ahaahaaaha
>>220002397get yourself hospitalised then every time they try to discharge you just empty your bowels into your underpants
Scots isna juist English written wi orra wirds an spellins. It haes its ain grammar an aw. If aw ye fookin dae is tak an English text an chynge the spellins an swap a puckle wirds it'll juist be Scotched English an no Scots ya twat.
>>220002372>>220002379Mars and Clovis
>>220002412birra ichnusa
>>220002397be a shameless, difficult, and malingering schizo freak
>>220002390dwarves actually have normal sized willies and vagnias
fucks sake even dwarves cockmog me
>>220002412They won't sell it at Lidl/Aldi you dolescum loser
>>220002427sup crodie xdid you see the tottenham bulls yesterday?they were lookin fiercewould love to take a battering from them
>>220002436know a lot about dwarf genitalia do you mate?
>Senior NHS doctor calls for immediate UK lockdown over meningitis outbreak
>>220002448
>>220002420BUY YOUR OWN MEDICINE YOU THIEVING CUNTS
>>220002289my problem with dwards is their proportions are all fucked up and they look like potato sacks full of bones especially ones with messed up ribcages and stuff like warwick
neoliberal snack
>>220002497ocd fucking freak end your life as soon as possible
>>220002467a surprising amount yh
>>220002460projecting
looks like someone's woken up and realised the pointlessness of his existence again
>>220002470didn't we get meningitis vaccines at school
>>220002524kill yourselfyour life is worthless
want to be at home in bed wanking, but I'm at toil, not fair
>dwards
I've got my bum out.
posted it again dward
>>220002518What about the politeness of your existence, you forgot about it huh?
>>220002536*rapes you consensually*
>>220002520yeh but all the thirdies leftypol worships didnt so all those victorian diseases we spent decades eradicating are now all back
>>220002460>dole scumI think not
>>220002536x
>>220002530You know if he actually did kill himself now you would be arrested ?
leftypol's big gay rapeorgyrorke's sordid gloryhole affair
>>220002555>ordering drinks onlinedo goyim really
>>220002564good luck. im behind 7 proxies
on the hunt
listening to wlw (lesbian roleplay) asmr
>>220002567>post dripping with envylole
>>220002597wlw?
>>220002597cuteyou are a girl right?
>>220002609no im a whole nigga and i look like a caveman >>220002607woman love woman
>>220002567i can pop down the shop in 10mins and get whatever i want instantly with no delivery fee why would i be jealous of a dysfunctional little limpet of a man
that alex jones video where he says a scared manfunny
Wifeberg wants me to spend well over a grand on the twins birthdays. I cannot fathom how uncomfortable that is making me
buying a 1080p 24" monitor
>>220002621meant for >>220002600 but you knew that already
don't like /brit/
>>220002630>wife>twinsDon’t exist though do they mate
>>220002630how old are they?
>>220002622mental... mental retardeugenicist
>>220002621I didn't pay a delivery fee though as orders over £60 don't have it. So thats you btfo again
>>220002630ever shag her/them?
you won't catch me buying alcoholthe devil's water that muck
Um
>>220002671you still have to wait days for no reason whatsoever mate cant believe some people actually live like this
last i heard one of my mates from school was living in a cave on a beach
What is Queer Starmer plotting now
Super Rorkey Pops
>>220002686amazon does same day delivery now don't they
Had a kizza last night and I can feel a stingy shite brewing
>>220002686wow a whole three days wait - you an alchy or something?
>>220002716level 999 goy
always liked this gif
women are made for the beeb!
>>220002204she looks like a lass i went out with once
>>220002743?
what is milk
>>220002204Built for Tushy Raw
what if i had a big knob and i flopped it out
I’ve eaten shit
>>220002735I'm Jewish
anyone else the least favourite child?
>>220002770
Aldi 'zza for tea tonight I reckon x
white people get a bit angry and put on Death Grips
>>220002743>>220002763the beeb ee cee
crashing into my nans house on microsoft flight sim
Genuinely insane how micks got away with stealing our flag
exmilitary and the money store are goodthe rest are a bit odd
reckon god isn't real and anyone who believes in god is an idiot
my baby don't mess around because she love me so and this I know for sure
looking at my polish coworkers big polish tits
>>220002807ktim
starting to think I may never get a gf!lol!
>>220002807(sound of diego pumping up his computer chair to the maximum height so his stumpy little arms can reach the keyboard to argue with you)
>>220002785I'm pretty sure I was my dad's favouriteQuite low on mum's scale i reckon
>>220002204She looks like she has a rank pussy
>>220002843sc
>>220002843Chuckling
>>220002807where did the universe come from then
doing a lot of MD5 filtering today
my chronic fatigue and brain fog that i have had nearly non-stop for two years, stopped a couple hours ago. I feel like superman.
>>220002843scr
>>220002887your mums ginormous bottom
>>220002887doesn't matter
>>220002887not from some old ass craKKKa in the clouds thats for sure
>>220002863tuff
katherine ryan
>>220002912bit problematic this post
>>220002887the big bang ennit
>>220002940may Allah strike down this white devil where he stands
how do you sew a button
wonder who's gonna scream the n word at the next baftas
>>220002887whats wrong with saying you dont know?
>>220001681Every Protestant church has somebody in charge of the church, right? Like the Archbishop of Canterbury is the head of the Church of England. That person will give their interpretation of the Bible, and they'll probably say they believe that God exists, and that Jesus was the son of God. I would say that's an authority figure. If questioning them was truly welcomed then mainstream Protestant churches would welcome people of all beliefs, even those who don't believe in God.
feeling depressed :(((((((((
>>220002989cheer up mate:)
Head hurts. Might have meningitis
>>220003001will do :)
>>220003012x
>>220003012why are you pretending to be me
sick of brown of "people"
>>220003018look now he thinks that i'm cheered up when i'm not :/
>>219895188 bizarre post
>>220003004Have two. Eat an oyster. Enjoy the ride.
>>220002231Isn't she meant to be mid 30's? Those paper rounds up in gorton must be seriously rough
three tungs when you spell the man name
>>220003019bit of a mischievous pot-stirrer so I am
Mad how much of a rip off London is.Wanna drive here, £18 congestion charge mate.Wanna park here, £35 for the dayWanna stay overnight, £150 for a room.Like wtf man?!?
me and the lads
>>220002813She fit?
born in the 2000s i don't know how to change a tire
>>220003053you do NOT know triple t like that lil bro :withered_rose:
need to get the vape juice ordered
>>220003062>£150 for a roomhotel rooms in my city cost £400 a night
>>220003070and can't spell
>>220003081i use the american spelling bc i'm a zoomoid
remember wanking for the first time and thinking i'd fucked up my willy
>>220003070my mum made fun of me for not knowing how to drive a manual and when i asked her who was supposed to teach me she started crying
>>220003110mums are funny like that aren't they
yanks be like yeah i'm from wyoming
>>220003110screaming it do be like that
>>220003125lol
>>220003110done that dizzy cow
bathroom still smells of the stinky poo i did earlier
>>220003110ktim, mumberg does love to take the piss for me not being a blokey bloke but really it is her fault for raising me as a single mother
not slept yetmay go to bed at mid day which is absolutely not a good or normal thing to be doing on a monday
brits be like yeah i'm from frumpelty-wump... nah... too easy... forget i said anything
>>220003004men in your tight anus more like
>>220003066who is on the left I think I have seen her vagina
australians be like yeah i'm from goong
katy don't mess around and this I know for sure because she loves me so -- timmy
me? I was born and raised in Bristol but now I live in Gloucester.
>>220003167aussies be like "yeah strewth fair dinkum m8 im from cobbas arsehole and my best m8 is my abo half brother"
poowong
>>220003187have actually been to goornong and goorambat
African colleague does this incredibly annoying thing where when she disagrees with something will make this sucking sound but won't ever provide any constructive criticisms or alternative solutions like we're all meant to read her mind or something
hate noise and sounds
>>220003180some twitch ethot who larps as muslim. dont think shes done porn
>>220003224been to rooty hill too
>>220003231fascinating, please do keep us informed of this woman and her peculiarities that annoy you
>>220003245ever been to bobs knob or muff creek?
>>220003231read a few years ago they were looking at banning "teeth sucking" in schools because black kids do it when they get told off
*sucks teeth**smacks lips together profusely*
>>220003167
Hey, kid. Wanna come to a party?
>>220003265your mum took me up muff creek
>>220003266that's racist though
Morning
reckon it's best to have a roast pork on crimbo instead of a turkey because it's a double "fuck you" to jews and muslimswouldn't do a ham though because ham is rank
is gay sex really even sex
a bloke in wollongongborn and raised in south poowong
>>220003321Is non-reproductive heterosexual sex even sex? Oral?
scumshots from a toxic blob
>>220003321come find out
>>220003321im not a fan of homosexuals so im going to say no just to spite them
why are all the aussies here obsessed with black people speak and militantly atheist
It's like they gave all those aussie cities chink names to roll out the red carpet for their little yellow masters
haven't taken my vitamins :/
>>220003376there's nothing a true blue ozzy loves more than crawling around on his belly for his chink and indian overlords
>>220003376they're abo names lad!
kendrick lamar sucks
>>220003374we all live together and sleep in the same big bed like the powerpuff girls
>>220003418drake you lost get over it
The next post will decide what happens to the white race
rape
>>220003343>Is non-reproductive heterosexual sex even sexyes>Oral?noHere's a hint, if you need to wear nappies after ten years because your colon has been so destroyed by trauma it's not "real sex"
>>220003434>>220003418i love the boy so much broscant wait for his iceman album to finally silence the haters
One day you will post in /bong/ and never again
in t'mood for a bacon sarnie but i've not got any brown sauce have i
>>220003376dunno how the hell you can see the most aboriginal sounding words ever concocted and think theyre chinese
>>220003482grow up
imagining what it would be like to have a gf and cursing my life
yammin'
having a gf is annoying. they always want to do stuff but i want to sit at home wallowing in my own filth and misery
i am currently watching: "FREEMASONIC PRESENTATION ON SEMEN RETENTION"
Girlfriend sounds good in theory
curious...
>>220003498this
I am currently watching ishowspeed and his brother play re9
>>220003489shut up nigga!
i am currently watching: "SMART CROWS DOING FUNNY THINGS"
>>220003525did nigger scream yeah?
catberg off on one of this trademark late night mad ones
>>220003518unemgoyed
>>220003518>y axis starts at 600>y axis maximum is 725 or soso it's nothing
>>220003542hooling
>>220003543Probably out for a shag haha
keir starmer just broke danced in front of the crowd it wsa epic
it grey outside
Jimmy Saville did fuck all wrong
>>220003542s
nigga's pussy gets more pussy than nigga LOL
>>220003559he's an indoor 'berg, he just runs around the house
squelching through the muck
How come they can grow meat in a lab but they can't just create gold or diamonds and get really rich
why
>>220003542racism is not funny
>>220003224Deeply unserious people
>>220003608lmao got this one in the "watch later" already
cream of wheat
the older sister in the wild thornberries she was fit wasn't she
>>220003606Already did with diamonds but the kikes who run the diamond industry sperged out and demanded they weren’t accepted as real diamonds (except when they charge real diamond prices for them, obviously)
>>220003518People in jobs have it easy. Just doss about and get paid for it. People who are unemployed have to be mentally sharp all the time. You never know when someone is going to take your benefits away, or cast you out on the street, etc. That's why unemployment brings out the testosterone. Unemployment is a battle every day.
sexy nurses raping my cock
>>220003629screa
how's it going, lads?
>>220003629what's your favourite brand of frozen dim sims?
>>220003651cor
>>220003651corr lovely nursing wank
>>220003666i dont eat that goyimslop
Mad how back in January trump said he didn't need his NATO allies or anyone and now after his botched war on Iran he's pleading with other nations to send ships to open up the gulf again.Can't believe braindead Americans voted for this clown twice
i eat a lot of chinky takeaways but i only give them positive reviews if they're staffed by white people
>American League president Will Harridge, saying Veeck was making a mockery of the game, voided Gaedel's contract the next day. In response, Veeck threatened to request an official ruling on whether Yankees shortstop and reigning American League MVP Phil Rizzuto, who stood 5 feet 6 inches (1.68 m), was a short ballplayer or a tall dwarf. life was simply better back then
>>220003691Racist that
not particularly a fan of israel myself but if i hear someone screeching about it i automatically dissmiss their opinion as a nazi/third worlder/communist rat/schizophrenic and i'm right 95% of the time
>>220003687Mad that you somehow got lost on your way to /pol/ and decided to dump this dogshit post here
fraeky bald nigga from smashing pumpkin
yanks be like "im from spadiddlydoink, odawidaho"
>>220003662alright eckhart mate not too bad you?
>>220003702not my fault white people are better at making chinky takeaway food than real chinks
>>220003706owned that runt
remember ape escape
>>220003691white people are terrible at making ethnic food
been on a new medication and it's been making me sleep an awful lot and have really vivid dreams, like i had this dream where my mum died but i was like "i don't care nigga i wanna play tony hawk's pro skater nigger leave me alone"
wypipo don season they food
>>220003727ascreaming
Might start a gimmick where I acquire a clue
Thoughts?
shall we go to the ethiopan restaurant said nobody ever
>>220002204HOL UPNew Zoomer Nightclub scare tactics just dropped
>>220003735yeah bet you need to believe that because not believing it defeats the entire foundation of leftypol's arguments for letting them all in
>>220003765I can imagine an Ethiopian saying that
Shall we all go to an Ethiopian restaurant for the next /brit/ meet?
Ethiopian restaurant is always packed
>>220003760looks like that der untermensch nazi poster
too hot under my duvet in bed but too cold without itFUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>>220003769shut the pubsclap for the nhs
>>220003760Would love to chain him to a bollard and let a pack of Dobermans mount him
>>220003765been seeing many redditors trying to shill ethiopian food as the next best thing even though it just looks like a pile of poo with rice/bread next to it like any other ethnic food
>>220003805Should have a wank
>>220003805stick your legs outside the duvet
in bed, catberg purring, raining outside it LUSH
>>220003847>>220003847>>220003847
>>220003847>>220003847>>220003847new
>>220003832redditors are scum
>>220003857>forgetting /brit.
don't be gay
>>220003857>>220003860no /brit/ and no edition
>>220003608Probably something to do with the strike zone. Would be unfair on pitchers.
Well that’s definitely not the new, however it did bump another dogshit post off the catalogue so I’m happy
migrate when ready
Honestly if gays didn't exist the world would be 90% better
if there were no gays then who would host QI
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