George Russell edish
will be wanking shortly
Why did he do it?
Don’t get how bibi netany has been around so long it’s like if Blair was still our PM
>>220020413me asf fuck at the buffet about to get my money's worth
>>220020442Atheists think he's our granda
NEW AGE FUN with a VINTAGE FEEL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLIkM4wvcC8
>>220020453>christcucks think we just spawned in like a video gamecome on now
>>220020442needs his fucking brain stomped in
>>220020442WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
Logging on to /brit/ after pissing and shitting myself at video gamesfucking shit cunt FUCK
They gave mt brother a kennel vaccine, by mistake. Poor bastard spent 6 months having to bark every time he wanted to take a shit and he pissed on street corners compulsively, haha
>>220020446>it’s like if Blair was still our PMHe is
think im depressedthink im misanthropicdont know what to doi think in need to create a comfortable living space where i log off from the word and just read books or something
they call him sir dribblecock
>>220020431Not liking the sound of any of this honestly
>>220020446Erdogan's been around even longer, think some countries should just give up democracy
>>220020487with dlss 5 we will create our own god
>>220020471bro you literally believe spore is real life
>>220020494he keeps hiding slippers and shitting the carpet lol
>>220020525I did that and it didn’t work
>>220020456These people are STILL aroundhttps://youtu.be/lVmmYMwFj1I
>>220020545AAAA HAHAHA HAHAHAHA
NoFap improves your life
>>220020525it sounds good but if you have no social life as well you will get bored
>>220020456The new Nike slogan for the relaunch of the Decades
>>220020446Being the brother of a national hero, exploiting the assassination of a PM who hated everything he stood for, ripping up peace agreements while saying only he can defend the country and packing courts with your allies helps
>>220020544>From dust you came >nooo not like that
>>220020577You should give NoYap a try haha x
>>220020453Actually he's our great-great-great-great-(add in lots more "great"s)-grandad
>>220020616You should do NoCrap but then that would mean you can't write any posts
Emma Watson armpit sexo
Did a nopoo for over a week only to find out that it meant no shampoo
i'm a narcoleptic attempting nonap
What's the point of being alive if you're not rich, handsome or talented?
Failed NoBum after one day again
>>220020452>>220020452new
It's quiet
>>220020753lie on
>>220020696
>>220020783bit reductive
>>220020783So you're going to rot in bed all day and that's as meaningful as somebody experiencing fame, power, travel, good food, good social experiences?
>>220020783Quoting this at my next job centre meeting when toilcoachberg starts yapping about employment
>>220020809Yep
>>220020696the world has effectively been stripped of all obvious sources of meaning and fulfilment so just pleasuremax but keep healthy enough and financially solvent so it’s sustainable
>>220020818howl
just seen a picture of a black lad named Israel LovingThat's got to be a bottom 10 name of all time
>>220020809
My joke was too sophisticated for /brit/
the toilmongs do be tossing and turning
>>220020446>>220020539Oddly even the Balkans have been quite stable for some reason. Vucic has been in power in Serbia since 2014 and Edi Rama has either been prime minister or president of Albania since 2013.Even fucking Kosovo had a full term government since 2020
>>220020928thinking about the torture tomorrow
>>220020938Didn’t the Albanians lose all their money in a pyramid scheme
what is it that you look forward to tomorrow?
Worst period of the year this. Like being in a void. Winter dragging on and spring should be coming in but still feels cold and miserable.
A new investigation into his identity, however, has claimed that Banksy is actually Robin Gunningham, 51, from Bristol.THEY GOT THAT NIGGAFUCK BANKSY FUCK THAT NIGGALONG LIVE KING ROBBO
Worried that we might be slipping into fascism lads
>>220020968Yes, and I think thats also when the SAS had to come in and evacuate British embassy staff
moving back in with my mum at 26 years old
>>220020980I knew he was some globohomo loving boomer
>>220021000Fascism died with the Ba’athists
they will do to epstein what they did to leo frank. make a monster a martyr. all the “credible historians” will go along with it
>>220021011back from what
>>220020969Dopamine
Fuse in my gaff broke earlierElectrician came out to fix it and he said the fuse was installed in 1942Fucking mental thatBet the new one won't last even half as long
>>220020969The gift of life
>>220021147what finally did it in do you reckon
>>220021137Dubya was on friendly terms with Putin AND Gaddafi
>>220021147do you still have the burnt out fuse
>>220021187dunno, got in the shower and it just went boomprobably just wear and tear>>220021217yeah
Environmentalism without class struggle is just gardening
>>220020487quite a calm person normally but multiplayer video games make me seethe like nothing else
genuinely hate that ghoulish insipid tranny that spams ariana grande and nothing else
video games are boring like grow up and do substance abuse and infidelity like a real man
has anyone here been in the army reserve?
>>220021187the ravages of time i reckon
>>220021295he’s a bender from Cornwall or Bristol or something
what vidya does rorke play
>>220021316EU5
>>220021331that game needs about 5 years of patches to be playable
>>220020413imagine simping for george russelop is pathetic
Sir Net Zero
haven’t made my mind up about environmentalism. don’t really care enough to read about it in earnest so just need some memeslop opinions to help me decide if it’s it’s based or cringe or gay or jewish or whatever
>>220021311Do you really believe anyone on this thread could run 2km?
What does Perry pair well with?
>>220021443well the only people even bothering about it are whites, and since you hate whites...
My inebriated arse playing Omori songs on the ol pianohttps://vocaroo.com/1647hM1ShgIi
>>220021447that’s a fucking warm up
>>220021331rorke is still on ck2
>>220021447when i did it for army reserves i barely passed because the limit was 10 minutes and i got 9 min 50 sec
i eat therefore i poo
>Cuba’s entire power grid has collapsed The entire 2nd world is crumbling.
>>220021465i fucking hated ck2 because i could never get any casus bellis so my ruler would just grow old and die having achieved nothing
>>220021468What kind of unit did you join? How was the training and everything?
anyone here a firefighter
any twisted and evil man in?
>>220021566cant remember
>>220021459that was nice anon
>>220021513uotci actually enjoyed the whole training and army process of it but the people and socials ruined everything for me. just felt out of place socially
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1U7yFcpoxo
>>220021580fair enough mate just watching 9/11 videos and wondering if any of you lads were there in the New York City fire crew
Down at the chemsex conference
needing a you-know-what out of my you-know-whatse hole
>>220021635nope sorry cant help you there
I’d add some cream to Emma Watson’s taco.
boilin' beans
Sell your Nvidia stock.
>>220021744WHAT were they THINKING?!
>>220021619did you join the army afterwards
im referring to going to sleep as exiting to windows
>>220021756>bimbofication filter
>>220021670leftypol's das
>>220021774
>>220021756this shit is cool ngl
>>220021796Post hand, Rajesh.
>>220021756why do people fucking care, genuinely
>>220021805bizarre response
>>220021784they made it look worse
>>220021809Because I don't want my video games to all look like random Sora AI slop some impoverished teenager from Bangladesh shat out.
The new>>>/g/108385534>>>/g/108385534>>>/g/108385534
>this shit is cool ngl
>>220021832Genuinely HOWLED IRL at this.
not liking the way windows is going thinking of trying linux, should you only try linux if your one of those fags who wear thigh highs and dilate?
Business idea: Farm animal shaped snacks
>>220021832
>>220021832we will see him in Valhalla
>>220021832>mp4 of a pajeet and a trainI will watch every second of this.
>>220021832When I was a young lad messing around near trains or their tracks woud have gotten me battered by my parents, does this not happen in India? I feel as though this is something drilled into ever british persons head.
>>220021841Just use Ubuntu as you get all the benefits of Linux whilst being the closest experience to Windows.
weird how nicotine isif you have no tolerance or havent done it in a while it's unpleasant, gives you a headache and a fat rush but if you've been taking it for a while you barely notice it and it's just a pleasant little feeling that you want to upkeep forever
Retiring the Rorke character. I've teased the Rorke-is-a-singular-poster schizo enough. It's time to move on
>>220021931Rorke is my gimmick mate, and I’m the only one who posts it most of the time. Nice try though.
>>220021926i thought the fat rush was the point in smoking
>>220021878The indian male psyche all revolves around Bollywood movies and the plot of every single one is amazing action hero Indian Chad with superhero power and strength can do anything. All indian men think they're that Bollywood hero protagonist
>>220021958Yes you are me and arguing against retiring the character but I (the true me) know that it's time to retire the Rorke character completely
poo is knocking at my bumhole but i shant be letting it through until i am ready the poo doesnt decide how i live my life
I invented the rorke gimmick actually, me, Tyshawn Rorke
going to start being healthy i think. jogging and doing stretching and meditation and that
>>220021990good lad. we are the power that restrains the poo
>>220021981Won't be happening, I've been writing this character for over a decade and I'm not stopping anytime soon. This is my entire life.
>>220022010Your restraint is strong, me, but I know I will have to retire the Rorke gimmick forever. It lived long and well but cannot continue any longer
>>220022026I'm only just getting started with it
Honestly fat as fuck lads, but my body refuses to loose weight. It's rather disheartening.
Indians are like that guy from the first Austin Powers movie that gets run over by the slow moving steamroller despite having ample time to move out of the way, but with trains.
Mecha Rorke rising from the sea. It's time
>>220022083grow the fuck up
>>220022083you had me at mecha rorke
>>220022125mecha rorke sinking back down into the sea, where the waves will hide his mecha tears
mad how after 10 years rorke still hasn't entered the public consciousnessstarting to think that /brit/ might not have the cultural impact i thought it has
fr vibing to the idea of chimping
at baskin robins im chimping ngl
Love chimps, me
Never really hear about froyo any more. Seems 90s. Same with potstickers.
thats me got the sharkey onhttps://youtu.be/YS4ALgm6Rsc
>>220022205>>220022217>>220022230chimp wanker loves his chimping
why did the 9/11 hijackers start so early? the death toll is miniscule considering how populated New York City is. death toll just barely reached 3000. that's less than battles in a day during wartime. why commit to flying the planes into the buildings when you do it at the least inefficient time with regard to human casualties
>>220022454nvm ChatGPT has this answered for me
also I meant *most inefficient, or least efficient. but it doesn't matter anyway
>>220022480omg what did she say x
>>220022490you can copy+paste the post to get a similar response but the tl;dr is that they were wanting to start early in the morning because US airspace would be crowded during the day, so more likely to detect their misadventures and organise a response pronto
OK this went 'ard
Gravy’s good tonight
sir sore tummy
>>220022454and why didn't they fly the planes into a lower floors? was that not possible because of the altitude and speed of the planes?
Itemstein I ordered on March 6th hasn’t even left warehousewitz yet. Not sure what Amazonberg is playing at but they need to give me my packageblatt.
>>220022628it's all so very, very gay
Taking the womfy pill
tfw no silly nevadan gfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV5Cl1nhqzs
george galloway making claims thag 173 delta force soldiers have been captured in iran, what a load of bollocks what purpose does it serve to make such blatant lies that can be easily debunked and remove any credibility you had, bizarre
>>220022729Who cares about that weird nigga anyway
>>220022756kek this
No I don't think I will explain why I missed my Universal Credit appointment :)
>restrict their economy to 5% of it's capabilities via sanctions>they produce an in house nuclear program>an in house ballistic missile program>an in house pharmaceutical industry>an in house aviation industry>an in house automobile industry>an in house drone program>an in house air defense programbrutal mogging to us westerners tbf
>>220022798remove all the sanctions for a laugh init they'll probably invent those floating cars we were promised in the 90s but never happened
>>>/v/735117421screaming
Why do redditors hate ai so much
>>220022787jobcoachberg demands an answer
>>220022661first pilot was very silly in hitting so high up and dead centre. he got brutally mogged by 175berg who hit one corner and ensured the south tower would fall first
120 treats = 24 hours at the gym
mental how people still believe those buildings were bought down by 2 planes, fair enough if you still believed it 15 years ago but there's no excuse anymore
/brit/ stands behind Liz Truss with whatever the fuck she's up to right now
>>220022943She's taking on the deep state
>>220022937what are you on about?
Shes sending those monkey emojis now reckon shagtoil looms
One day I'm gonna cut my penis off. No anaesthetic
>>220023059tilde
Boomers and redditards watched Therouxs new documentary and are scratching their heads wondering why do young men have misogynist views
>>220023064Oh grow up mousenonce
Everytime I got to have a wank to some futanari hentai, jesus appears in my mind. I can't bloody well have one after that can I!?
/brit/ taught me autumnal supremacy. Wont catch me saying "fall" ever again
>>220023117Fall feels more communist
>>220023117A clue gained.
>>220023090boomers set the fucking world ablaze who gives a FUCKKKKKKK what they think
>>220023117Fall is an Anglo-Saxon word, Autumn is Norman gibberish
morning lads
Leftypol's pets at it again.
>>220023318Holy Dooley he looks like the Guy Fawkes mask
>>220023318moderating egg_irl seems the bigger story since that sub is literally openly dedicated to trannies grooming kids into becoming trannies under the guise of being "eggs"
Poo sex with Emma Watson
>>220023365i'm ashamed to know that my sister and her friends basically groomed her normal (albeit autistic) friend into trooning out by doing that egg stuff
>>220023405>normal (albeit autistic)ktimNot the rest of it though, not a tranny.
>>220023405Is your sister a tranny
STOP KILLING THE MANDEM
>>220023442you spam scat for over a decade there is absolutely nothing normal about you
>>220023443nah just did it cause of woke unironically
Fat women
>>220023246Morning fella x
Mandem
Right, well that’s a bumhole and fanny on the /tv/ catalog now isn’t it.
*surreptitiously opens /tv/*
So then
just had a wank the second I woke upthat's it, days already fuckedim a pig beast
>>220023597>>220023773fucking hell16 minutes between posts/brit/ is dead
>>220023318he transformed into david koresh
Why do you guys even keep around royalty? Every media representation of them makes them look incompetent and inbred af.
>>220023841They're also evil globalists
Gonna make some veggie burgers x
>>220023841better than treating your political leaders like royalty
>veggie burgerssoy overload
>>220023852Are they? They seem irrelevant on the world stage. I guess Prince Andrew did manage to leak information to Epstein like a tard.
1940s doll sex arsedusty but still works good
>>220023892They have some power even if indirect
>>220023892Told that motherfucker not to do that, that dumb motherfucker. I said to him, I said. This is Israeli intelligence nigga and he said to me, he said mind your own damn business, Imma get some pussy. Just had to throw up my hands. Dumb ass nigga.
going to spend the next week or so monged out on opioids playing cyberpunk 2077
>>220023833Kekkk
>>22002390640s had some nice aesthetics
Had 7 Heinekens and 3 hash joints
>>220023919Thought you were in rehab, don't like that idea.
Time for chocolate pudding
>>220023963what ever gave you that notion my love?
>>220023961Just smoke carts these days me
ur mum mentioned
Schizo Brit Jerma sus he cutehttps://youtu.be/Ecqqmdns8hI
>>220023919bleak
>>220023974it's always a good time for chocolate pudding
>>220023975That was a british flag I'm remembering now
mental how you can just fucking shit yourself when you're a baby
In april i'll reach 200 days of sobriety. One day I'll sup a pint again and I'd like to do mushrooms again (maybe try growing them too) but thats it.
>>220024000it's actually quite an enjoyable holiday tbf, if you only do the 'pioids for a week you don't really get hooked so there's no withdrawals, you basically just get to chill out with no consequences and it's way cheaper than going overseas to mauritius or what have you
dtfic watching some really boring youtube videos only to come running to /brit/ on all fours because "slag" is in the title
>>220023995
>>220024023that's fantastic congratulations
>>220024026only 'pioid experience I've had I got extremely ill and I thank God for that.
>>220024060Thanks :) things have gotten much better.
love drinking far too much to ever quit
>>220024089ktim even though it's made me fat and miserable and stupid and ugly and poor and boring
>>220024089just gotta find a vice that's more enjoyablefor example, opioids mog booze to the moon and back, only times i ever drink now are when i'm fiending for some opioids but my stash has dried up and i have to wait several days for a re-up
>>220024089Had a single triple bourbon last night and was hungover all day
>>220024111samegonna cut it right down>>220024114think i'd rather drink a few beers every so often than do a hardcore opioid binge, sorry bruce>>220024115I'm still young so I can sink loads and be fine the next morning
>>220024134except it's never just "a few beers every so often" is itif it's real problematic drinking then you're probably getting smashed every night or close to it
>>220024169nah i'm not that bad fucking hell especially considering some of the nutters here who drink every day from the minute they wake up
all i want is to have infinite money, eternal life, the adoration of every human being, the love of numerous women and the power of flight and super strength and a quadruple digit IQnot really much to ask is it?
My last drink was Dec 27
nth for Yuno
the morning poo situation is crazy
>>220024233good lad
Got called ma'am on the phone
i drink wine every day to feel closer to god
>>220024260cheers mate
>>220020446reckon he's dead
is there a lot of overlap between autism and schizoaffective type personality disorder?
shes fit. she would get it
reckon there are a lot of women who are fit and would get it
>>220024444im still getting over it still in my "need a mentalist gf" gf arc though. been really jorkin it to this Australian girl mental patient desu
is it a crime, to watch mentalist YouTuber girls and take screenshots, organize those screenshots into folders named with their name, and collect images of them (from their videos)? your honor it shouldnt be if I find a gf I will have to stash them on some pirate boat server
got the frank ocean on
>>220024398yesmost neurological disorders have an overlap
Chose St Patrick as my confirmation Saint just cos im irish you see x
my laptop screen finally broke (yuh) nigga#I got a crack in the corner, or had a crackI guess it exploded or sum, nigga (yuh) going to put whats left of this laptop on a shelf and use peripheals on it nigga (call that cloud computing)
>>220024509Saint Joseph for me because he's the worker and I'm an inept cretin
the correct way to do petitions is to cause damage, not to try to change anything. you cant make the parliament houses change anything even with 1 million signatures if you get 1 million signatures and convert 1% of that as people doing the thing when youre trying to cause damage then you make change for example to make people stop doing things. like, say for example, "why do you keep track of the months?". the only thing that happens before christmas is halloween (9th month). you dont need to know anything in the first half of the year. stop following "months"
i speak for ALL of US here at /brit/ when I say that WE will be wearing the green
>>220024542FOY
>>220024533was just saying this
I find it hard to dislike Timothee Chalamet honestly.
>>220024654
When I was a young cringe rorke trying to prove a point I started listening to Jazz so that I could more accurately shit on it, but I just ended up liking it. Still struggle with Free Jazz stuff tho.
catberg does love his millik
>>220024713haha love catbergs
>>220024673leftypol: I accidentally (serendipitously) liked "black people music" so now I will FORCE myself to listen to more of it because its black people music and im not racist. I need BBC down my throte
want to love cats but in practice they suck
>>220024741leftyblack: I want to love cats but they suck
catching a vibe
>>220024728haha they do be like that
@toil me
Florence Pugh stuns in new photos
>>220024762hello barnmaster :3 @you
>>220020413Hi
barn bosshes so hung and strong
>>220024741The trick with cats is to do the opposite of dogs, ignore them mostly and they will come to you. Once a cat knows you're chill they'll like you and then you have an easy to look after furry friend.
barn (horse barn) boss strong from working on the farm all day :3 his muscles...amd blonde hair...
>>220024769hey :p
>>220024766Can't help but like her because she reminds me of my cousin who is a lovely woman.
>>220024790ohh you are flirty today...
poooohahahapoo poo bum bum lmao x
I love aussies tooliterally you are British
>>220024795alri rasheed
i'm full trying to find a feed but fridgeberg is empty and carstein's in the shop and can't be arsed to catch the busspewin cuz
>>220024843owwww nough! got to go servo and get heaps food bwo
the crack on my laptop screen looks like a big booba.... awoooga girl from side. i love boobs
new type of girl: barn fox; a girl who serves (sexually) the horses
>>220024790hi.hi hihihi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi give me attention hi
>>220024898>>220024898>>220024898we're all in here lads.
>>220024896Here actually
I have a dachshund and a siamese cat
>>220024910reminder that no one asked for you
