do girls ever see horse playing the keyboard videos and think about... you know...

i'm just waiting for a mate

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Dua Lipa

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*enters the thread*

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right well that's the sausages cooking

>>220024934
wish you wouldn't, mate. wish you wouldn't.

>>220024929
Mental how she's entirely ethnically Albanian yet you can tell she's English. Wonder how much a language and accent alters the development of your facial muscles.

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i'm going zoomermode

Eurovision in 2 months. Wonder if we'll mysteriously give 12 points to Israel for the third year in a row

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with the latest Google Chrome update here we can click and drag links to the side of the screen and make a "split" view of the browser and have two pages open at once in one tab (to close press ctrl+W)
>what this means
it means that we can watch something while we navigate the screen. this also means that while we navigate we can consume and have something always on there to be watching while we look for something or navigate screens
it also means that we ca nnavigate to the next thing while the first thing plays, if we are inspired or trying to do something

>>220024965
I would for sure put dirt on my face or try to find a way to make my face more scarred (maybe get into gangs with their machetes)
thank god ive got a big head. yeah I picked up on the negative "vibes" but really I have a big head and any amount of muscle I gain will just be normal

>>220024978
interesting, thanks for the tip mousey

>>220024965
know a zoomer guy who looks exactly like this, looks old enough to be my dad even though i'm like 6 years older than him

go ahead and get your laughs in... this thread will be removed.... 6 seconds later than mine you see....

>>220024646
hard to imagine him leading an army, bit of twink

>>220024891
ok, i have acknowledged you

>>220025005
thats true

>>220025000
nobody wants you here

>>220025006
woot! *skips off to go work on horses*

this one time i ate a cheesecake. it tasted like cheesecake.

>>220025039
lucky that

moving houses from mooloolaba to woollongogolong

I saw a video (im an empath) of a mare on her period and I would fuck her. with all the blood coming out of her pussy and all that. id love watching the blood mix with my cum because I cant get her pregnant anyway

i'm still very ill but at least i slept last night

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Winner - Eurovision 2026
Kpop Demon Hunters - "Golden"

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Cheese? On a cake?

yep, that's going to be an um from me

>>220025058
umm

I see that shitty garbage portion of "those" posters are still broken and gone
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nl0Jd_8zOy4&list=PLr3Md99xv2nJBW5cYKWdWyOhp6pja4Y1J&index=2
I can be your angle... or your devil

would love to be a travelling folk singer in the southern united states
living off my songs, sleeping in barns and just breathing that fresh air

>>220025119
>sleeping in barns
stupid, you would get "farm workers lung" disease
much as we ALL want to sleep in barns

>>220025064
GARLIC BREAD
*thunderous applause and laughter*

>>220025132
just a fantasy

>>220025119
you'd be breathing in poo for the most part

yeah all have fantasies about sleeping in barns....

>>220024940
How many sausages do you eat a week lad?

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ah yes, very intuitive read

>>220025166
that shit look like IKEA

just let a white boy dream ffs

>>220025164
probably about 9
these days I usually get the Naked brand ones with no preservatives because they seem a bit healfier

i'm smarter than all of you

just killed team rocke tleader Cliff with my hundo annihalape and groundon

two plus two is four

last conversation with the toilfu felt a bit cold, I hope I haven't said something stupid

>>220025195
oh yeah?
whats a million times a billion?

>>220025163
I want to have sex in a barn while it's raining because I saw a Simpsons episode where Homer rails Marge in a barn while it's raining

>>220025212
she was probably just on the blob

>>220025212
She's waiting for you to ask what you did

My livestock usually live inside the house with me so doubt I’d be able to get “farm worker lung” I’m immune and it’s probably a Jewish invention anyway

>>220025217
yeah I wanna have sex in a barn too

Up early or up late?

the employim really finna be workin n shit loooool

I wish there was a call of duty: black ops where he sees al of the numbers, moment, but with being a dog

My greatest quality ? My humility

>>220024966
Aren't they kicked out

don’t know if you’ve been in a barn before but it’s dusty and dirty, would not like a shag in there personally

Just finished my early morning walk. Only in London can you see a brand new flat complex on one side and something out of a modern warfare 2 map on the other

>>220025224
ask what?

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>>220024934

>>220025258
They're never kicked out. They almost won last year despite the Palestine stuff going on

the wheels on the bus
go round and round
round and round

>>220025259
ever get prostitutes for your horses?

>>220025227
>>220025135
>>220024654

>>220025241
I'm an early riser x

still thinking about when the 9/10 supervisor told me she loved me (in a purely platonic way)

Love reading SAAFE forum and seeing prostitutes whine and moan about everything

>>220025287
go away

What I don't get about Eurovision is why they allow countries outside of Europe to compete

horstitutes

>>220025302
based

>>220025287
foy

help me

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3 days until I see the escort again lads

>>220025316
me when horse in the stables o algo

I never went to sleep

>>220025259
if youre a girl then im sorry (if male then I dont care, ha ha). either way dont stop

And Canslad?
Just spent the past 16 hours setting up my ai self hosted bot designed to help me break up a marriage and possibly get fired in the process

>>220024994
roids age you like crazy

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rorke...its over... come out with your hands (attached to those chopstick arms) up

Mad how shit everything is now compared to even 3-4 years ago. General standard of living has declined so much

>>220025287
no one is posting in your gay thread lmao

>>220025339
Creepy motherfucker

>>220025348
mad how that would be different if I had a girlfriend or a horse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtVkYMFueWs
She cast her eyes about
And there she saw little Matty Groves
Walking through the crowd
"Come home with me, little Matty Groves
Come home with me tonight
Come home with me, little Matty Groves
And sleep with me till light"

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>>220025349
right just pile on then...

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>>220025366
you could have both at the same time

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>or a horse

>>220025382
that would be how it is if the horse was a stallion (im not gay for humans tho)

stop that
just stop it

>>220025363
That's not the worst part of it, lad

>>220025382
kinda looks like that seizure girl
yeah I could do that but the chances that I get a seizurehaver gf in real life are so slim

land of saints and scholars more like the land of wank and wankers

need my head and hair (mane), neck, belly, back stroked/brushed

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Is school in Britain anything like Harry Potter? Like at all? In any way? At any level? I hope it is.

need my hair brushed again. I fucked it up the last time

>>220025409
>seizure girl
Who?

>>220025417
Yes except Fluffy regularly fucks Hermione

but the chances that I get a seizurehaver gf in real life are so slim but I think that I would make a good dog

>>220025417
Maybe back when it was written

>>220025417
hogwarts is literally just the inbetweeners with magic

>>220025437
not going to post it because youd go jerk off to her (and idk she sort of wears cleavage-revealing clothes and her bra keeps falling down so maybe she is baiting for it. so nooope)#
not that I jerked off to it. go to remain professional

Why aren't British people capable of genuine and earnest displays of emotions and beliefs? My online Brit friend is severely depressed, but will never talk to anyone about it. Instead he just makes self-depreciating jokes about himself, pretends he doesn't care with a "whatever life is shit amiright haha" comment, or full on deflection to another topic. Many such cases in my experience. It breaks my heart.

>>220025437
you if you go take that P-contaminated drug (similar to nBOME or meo-DMT) and get instant perkonism (because of the metabolite of the drug which then damages the brain)

>>220025459
>jerk off
FOY

>>220025465
lol were such fuck ups aren't we haha

>>220025437
MPTP (1-methyl-4-phenyl-1,2,3,6-tetrahydropyridine)
which realistically you could take if you were for example in university and it was a controlled environment, and you were given the proper blockades (drugs) with it

>>220025465
we have a long established culture of not complaining or making a big scene, just suck it up and get on with it. Especially prevalent amongst the men

>>220025508
That's upsetting :( is it changing at all with younger men?

>>220025508
AMONGUS
>>220025516
Jew bitch

>>220025348
In what way?

scrambled eggs you say? yeah why not

got the opioids consume, got the human centipede (2009) on, going to be a comfy night

look up videos or images of Aghanis with their heads shaven. they look like white people!

>>220025508
*we did have
now half the country are on PIP because mental health issues. keep calm and carry on is dead in the water

>>220025527
Same lad
How many you having? 3 for me x

>>220025521
I still have my foreskin (1 of 46 Americans who still do), and having foreskin means a penis as well, so you are wrong

if Canada was my girl or boy friend this whole time (and still) I would go cuckold them with a horse. I would say, I am going to suck this horses cock! I would get into it. I would develop that as time goes on to cuck them more

opened my first can of guinness

>>220025516
can't really say because nearly all my male colleagues are 30+

>>220025536
PIP? Sorry for my questions, I've just been curious about British culture recently. Don't know much about it yet. I didn't consume much British media until recently.

>>220025537
3 egge seems like the perfect amount. Made with butter and maybe a cheeky splash of milk cause I like it sloppy

why do people blog post on /brit/ like they're updating their facebook status
"doing this, doing that, going to be fun haha"
deano, rorke, leftypol, and 5 others like this

>>220025554
That's interesting to me, because this girl from London who was studying abroad at my alma mater would always talk about how much more progressive the UK was than America. I never really looked into it, but if men are still expected to adhere to traditional roles, then maybe she was wrong? Do women still adhere to traditional roles in Britain?

Canadians are so cute like little balls of red; like a slightly fat girl with a lot of emotion, who are like the tingling and swelling that you get on your skin from an allergic reaction, they are packed full of that, by the way of them being made up of that in the inside, a little red ball

Just found out pink salt is crystallised ancient giants

>>220025556
it's a benefit payment you receive if you pretend you have anxiety or adhd or some other bullshit menul elf

>>220025576
Go back to /cum/ please
>>220024074
>>>220024074
>>220024074

Wonder what American ZOGbot pilots bombing Iranian civilians think of what they're doing.

>>220025590
FOY

>>220025587
Oh I see. Is it income based? Like if you still make decent money do you get it anyway? Or is it only for unemployed/underemployed people with mental disorders?

get the fucking uninterrupted stream of consciousness posted we need to know every thought

>>220025579
no, our women are ruined now and all focus on careers over starting families and can't cook or raise children or even act ladylike

It's Throwing a Paddy Day today, lads

How are you all celebrating? Will be sober, you see.

>>220025596
rude

>>220025607
horse cock

got the death in june on for my wog gf

>>220025602
don't know I don't receive it myself
try google

>>220025594
they think they're bombing terrorists

Might start Carbmaxxing

https://www.iceheadshop.co.uk/
calling your estore weed vape legal high vendor website ICE headshop is insane

sausages and eggs scranned
coffee and pomegranate juice sucked
I'm thinking it's gaming time

dog knot (yang to horse cock)
dog ownership

>>220025625
It is not means based, so you can get it at any income level or employment status if "your disorder effects your long-term wellness or mobility".

I dont mind fat (or ugly) insane asylum girls. its not nice to call people ugly tho
still I would have sex with them
I should be made to do that (made into a sex slave), not only this, my personal situation being it, but with people in Canada on MAID

>>220025638
A feast for a king

>>220025632
>h4cbd is cbd with 4 hydrogen atoms added on. it produces mild psychoactive effects
these niggas are going to the edge of the universe to not buy weed

just like a 4chan post

getting 3 <3s on my buddy Pokemon with a raid, and thinking about horses

Got so drunk i pissed the bed for the first time in about 5 years so thats good isnt it

Feel a bit stuck in OSRS lads
Should I do quests or grind skills?

>>220025670
yeah idk the name (or its 9 delta) but they got "super weed" now with the candies or whatever people are eating (fucking crackheads)

oi damo ya cunt, give us ya lighta

Didn’t have time to take my dog on a walk this morning
Sorry little guy

>>220025679
save your own life please
>>220025682
grind skills irl and do quests and talk to the npcs outside your door

>>220025682
questing is always the best thing to do if u havent already done them

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-BrkEo8knM

he attac

only reason im not perfect to go be a dog for insane or disabled people is that im 10 years too old to be sexy. not that its sexual but still, for them I mean

mam called me an incel again

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what’s the point in fat people losing weight if they’ll never look normal? this bloke put all that effort in and still has big fucking tits
Embarrassing

>>220025731
my friends and family all know I'm an incel deep down but none of them have ever even come close to approaching the subject
it must feel like when someone's got a huge scar or deformity but you're too polite to ask them what happened

morning lads, off to toil soon

>>220025736
gyno

my 15/15/14 lucario went from being literally useless to mega evolved 50%ing the raid boss snorlax solo

>>220025745
not me, day off you see
and my plans for the day? fuck all

want to have a wank but I need to have a piss

horse porn where they get sucked and or fucked

>>220025736
It's one of the reasons Canslad can't lsoe weight, lads

>>220025776
just water down your alcohol with vodka 50/50


have to go empty the piss bottles today

is there good money in these Pokémon cards then?

>>220025784
this is exactly how the video game collector bubble started, a few high profile news stories about single cards selling for tens of thousands and then everyone goes full retard with the speculation

gonna go take a shit and let my dick sit there and piss into the toilet bowl. man it feels good to get everything out of my system on the bog

Karl Jobst is typing...

>>220025736
agreed that there's a point where you should just embrace being a chunker and maintain a lower weight but still be fat
besides as long as you assert yourself there'll be a few women willing to submit

alri

reckon women like being raped

Instagram be suggesting people your gf cheating on you with

>>220025854
god i hate women so much

>>220025864
greetings from kerrystan

Gfberg brings home the bacon while I get to sit around the flat as long as I have it cleaned and have her dinner ready when she gets in. It’s lush

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guys I don’t interact with people in real life, I don’t have social media and I refuse to sign up to dating apps. How do I get a girlfriend?

>>220025876
bacon is haram marrah

>>220025876
ktwbm when i marry the doctor gf

>>220025881
just be yourself

https://youtu.be/2wKYm77ggDg
so this is rorke

>>220025881
I don't use social media or dating apps either, that shouldn't hold you back
obviously you have to fucking interact with people though, your future gf isn't just going to turn up at the door one day and ask you out

>>220025881
you don't i suppose

>>220025881
Change the first one.

>>220025851
>>220025864
based Ireland
>>220025854
that sucks

>>220025927
totally sucks dude, not rad at all

i'm off for a poo lads let's oggg

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They're going up, but the mighty Tigers will bum them next year

i'm full doing a poo lads ay

>>220025917
>>220025923
I have social anxiety and no personality
>>220025919
I thought so

Why are fully AI coded Viking fags like this

i feel a wreck without my little china girl

>>220025736
will never understand people like you
being less fat is so much better no matter how wrecked your body looks

>>220025961
the social anxiety goes away the more you interact with people
you probably do have a personality deep down but you've never let yourself truly express it in front of others

suppose I should get out of my lovely warm bed and drag myself to toil so I can pay taxes for my neet friends
x

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And so to toil

>>220025977
>the social anxiety goes away the more you interact with people
incorrect

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Japanese women are White people.

The way you lot speak about women evidences the necessity of feminism.

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HERRO /BLIT/

>>220025970
I disagree
Imagine Tony Soprano
Now imagine Tony Soprano but skinny but he also has massive droopy tits and his belly skin sags below his dick

Don’t lie

>>220025961
buy some benzos on the dark web, that's what i did, got on the tinder, met a girl, now she's my gf and she full lets me shag her and everything

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I want 8 cans of carling, every day...for the rest of my life

>>220025986
I'm speaking from experience. 10 years ago I was so shy and devoid of confidence I once rode a bus all the way to the last stop in the wrong direction because I was too nervous to ask the driver or any passengers what the destination was
jump to now and I'm casually chatting with total strangers daily with not even a hint of anxiety

>>220026009
being fat is misery, trust me

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>>220026016
>carling

>>220026020
yeah that’s probably just because you’re old though
no offence. but that’s what old people do they have no problem gossiping with other old people about old people stuff

>>220026034
dont drink for the taste

>Canslads decides to leverage the power of the AI
>yes you did have a miflife crisis but it's fine now since you are over it and you won

Well that's a fucking relief, lads

zoomers pushing 30 be like
>yooo unc looking ahh

>>220026033
Never said being fat was good. I just said when you weigh up those 2 options I know what I’d rather pick

>>220026041
nothing to do with my age. If I never left my comfort zone and started gaining social experience I would still be as shy and meek as I was back then, if not more so. I would probably be a slightly deranged recluse by now

>>220026077
no, you don't

>>220026084
Ok so do you have a wife and kids then?

>>220026073
you got convinced by a bot?

>>220026075
It is genuinely embarrassing.

>>220025881
You don't
Just shag escorts like I do

>>220026104
Don't trust people now do I?

>>220026101
nope, what does that have to do with it?

>>220026127
Fuck me what’s the point then???
I thought you was gonna say and in the end it all worked out I got married I have kids etc why the fuck would you let me down like that atleast lie to me or something

Sensitive Young Men like me aren't cut out for dating today.
I've tried dating apps but 90% of women on them just come across as arrogant, annoying and ridiculously picky. I try and make conversation and they just don't respond. Completely pointless.

Hiring escorts is way better. Frankly we need more women going into prostitution.

reckon the toilfu is secretly in love with me

>>220026097
I won the debate back when I mentioned Tony Soprano fyi.

there's some woman sitting on a rock right outside my fence

trans people are failed males (works for both mtf and ftm)

>>220026119
but a sycophantic bot programmed by who-knows with their own biases and agenda is a much better alternative?

>>220026142
you have no idea how better it feels just being able to socialise with people and having them like you in return and want to talk to you instead of thinking you're a weird silent freak. I can walk into any place at work now and get a warm greeting and maybe even a hug when in previous jobs I'd likely be ignored, it's just a positive boost on my overall happiness and feeling of self worth

and yeah I haven't got married yet but I do get noticeably more attention from girls now and things are sort of looking up with the toilfu so who knows

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sir rosenior breakfast rn

last night of work. gonna spend the next 4 days doing nothing but gaming. oooh it peng lush x

>>220026212
wut gaem

10cm neoliberal thin penis logging on

POV you are a dog
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1773733378551782.jpg

>>220026196
Are you a virgin?

>>220026212
immature child. real adults do a depression sleep for their entire holidays

>>220026177
go talk to her rusbro. she is probably as fucked up + sad as you are living in the communist putinbot dystopia slave state (for oil)

>>220026182
I programmed it so yes

had 7 dimmies already and i want more lads

I pwogwammed it

>>220026267
Ok champ

the problem with mousey is that hes disgusting. its all piss and shit and farts with him. hes a smelly incel fucker

What’s a dimmie?

its still mental how r9k people can pass the "I am human" check. proves it doesnt work (they dont have a soul). same with the parasite - you arent human

Never seen an irishman who looks like Conan O’brien

>>220026248
well yeah, you can't spend your adolescence as a shy, extremely socially awkward gimp and still get laid somehow

what if you were gay and had a small willy but you could only get off to shagging a bloke but you always ended up being the bottom because of said small willy? that's a real travesty

>>220026284
are you a girl? youre wrong btw. you dont know me but thanks for not judging based on appearance, and doing mental gymnastics to at least pretend like you tried to get to know my personality
not saying I have a good personality but yeah. adnd I would say "piss and shit and farts" too

>>220026294
So then mate I’m not being funny what is the point

cronem sleepy
sshh…

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>>220026291
>O'Brien often speaks about his Irish Catholic heritage.[235][236] On a 2009 episode of Inside the Actors Studio, he stated that ancestors from both sides of his family moved to America from Ireland starting in the 1850s, subsequently marrying only other Irish Catholics, and that his lineage is thus 100% Irish Catholic.[9] His entirely homogenous ancestry was confirmed via DNA test a decade later, which he shared on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. O'Brien noted that being entirely descended from just one ethnic group is extremely rare for an American, and that his being so "shocked" his doctor.[237]

toil social later
cant be arsed
might just say im ill and go home earlier

I also showered yesterday, so I am NOT smelly rn
just saying that someone giving me a chance would be a good thing right now in my life

>>220026311
Oh well if it was on the late night show with Colbert it must be true

>>220026196
>I can walk into any place at work now and get a warm greeting and maybe even a hug

ktim but it's probably only because they pity me are making fun of me or appease me because they think i'm the kind of weirdo who will shoot up the place

Is male findom a thing? Seems like easy money. So pay up piggies

>>220026314
Tell them you have meningitis B

>>220026298
that's why benders tend to be nonces, young lads have tighter bungholes

>>220026328
What a bizarre thing to seethe about

my "thing" is probably more like
#

piss and cum and blood. that is what you can expect from me (piss - is based; cum - then, the cum; the blood - seox bloodplay and also really weird shit)

finna get crunk

>>220026291
Have you been to Ireland?

I have it worse I just wanna be a cute femboy and get shagger by fat blokes but I was cursed by being fucking 6’4 with a massive fucking jaw
It’s brutal

>>220026345
by that logic straight men would also be nonces because young girls have tighter fannies

need to go wank before going on to a uninterrupted stream of consciousness
>>220026359
>femboy
>tall with good jaw
yeah and if she had wheels she would be a bike

>>220026348
please stop posting