it's time once again, time for the new, that is edition
kwab what a womanlet
>>220050528Based shitposting Aussie with the timely new.
lads i think ive got meningitisive had a sore neck for daysall my body is sore
>>220050541is that leanbeefpatty
>>220050541saw one of her shopping vlogs where she mentioned she doesn't eat pork, so i'm thinking jew
>>220050555CLOSE THE FACKIN PUBS
>>220050558>>220050541Why are you such freaks
>>220050567mate look where you are right now
toilfu has given me an important task today and I will NOT let her down
haven't been pissing much lately and got a weird feeling in my lower abdomen which has me bricking it that i might be getting a kidney stone
>>220050567what's freakish about me
>>220050578>>220050571meningitis
what a grim individual
>>220050541want to see the one on the right with less clothes on x
>>220050611he has severe mental illness
>>220050613boy have i got good news for you!
>>220050611at least he's honest
Emma Watson farts during sex.
>>220050541wtfthe size of these people is not what i expected from their youtubes
>>220050632odd hairstyle
how bad do you reckon dying is like do you think your brain goes into a total panic and it feels horrible or is it just like falling asleep
>>220050651apparently your brain floods with chemicals so you don't really panic or worry
>>220050651>do you think your brain goes into a total panic and it feels horribleno
Rorke videoing himself lipsynching to Erika - I Don't Know
quitting smoking to take up vaping has really made me appreciate how much cigarettes reek
>>220050684scr
>>220050651probably depends on how you die, suffocation for example would be terrifying i imagine
i aint prayed for these baguettes i prayed for better days :)
ok thats that sorted now being raped to death how does that happen? can the mind just decide it's not worth being raped anymore and shut down?
feasting on some irish soda bread
>>220050725we get this type here but i dont care for it much, potato bread is nicer
Britain's got no wild west.Austria's got no Miami. Italy's got no Alaska. AmeriHEAVEN? Well... we've got it all really.
>>220050722yeah basically there's a button just past the g spot that's like an emergency switch
time for bed I think!
pooing at work is peak runtish behaviour
I'm considering leaving the manosphere
>>220050804But I do it to waste company time
morning all
>>220050815You can do that in other ways.
>>220050541My ex gfs pussy used to grip my cock so fucking hard it was insane. Current wife can't do that though. Only thing I miss about the ex
>>220050816actually rancid
>>220050824What better way is there knowing that toilberg is paying me to poo?
>>220050826sounds like your willard shrank
>>220050841That's not a thing
pooing in the sink at workno better thrill
>>220050848ofcourse its a thing
>>220050816looks like she's wearing a realdoll's skin
>>220050816hi
just comically slipped on a mischievously placed banana peel
>>220050816*gives you a thumbs up emoji**goes on do not disturb*
urinating and defecating
>>220050849I like to use the hand dryer to dry my bum. That way I have died bits of poo caked into my arsehole and leaves a putrid aroma around me for my colleagues to enjoy haha
Fee fi fo fumI smell the bum of an English mum
corrgood poobergverynsatisfyij
the protogf? Very small breasts. Wouldn't have asked her out otherwise.
>>220050859It's literally impossible for a penis to shrink in size wtf are you on about
best poobergs is web the arse sphincter spasms violently afterwasrds
Just in the last few days I’ve seen an Indian fella shoot himself in the chest and an African mercenary begging a drone not to blow him up before it does and neither was on a shock/gore site, just scrolling.Not sure society should be watching this kind of violence all day every day
>>220050893whyits well known fingyoure literally only person in breadberg who has a problem wiv it
>>220050898why did bro do it
No, you cannot euthanise terminally ill people in Scotland, you must keep them alive in suffering at at great expense to the tax payer. Fucking joke country though I expect England to follow suit
>>220050892Small breasts are aristocratic, elegant. A noble feature.
refusing to drive my car today after i was abused yesterday my brother is going to drop me off
ffs who enabled news push notifications in /brit/
>>220050915For the best. Can you imagine? "Hello Mr. Patient, you want die now? I help you die now. I pull di plug. Patient go to di sky."
>>220050898>>220050911For those curious: https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1773816147292660.mp4
why do Scotland called their government holywood
>>220050924Pure truth. As someone who prefers very thin, dainty, feminine women i svffer in america
>>220050960dont know, why do Scotland called their government holywood?
>>220050960
>>220050967because it’s full of actors pretending to know what they’re doing ba dum tsssss
might get a mcdonalds breakfast
>>220050974
test
Brushing my teeth
done with fast food me. maybe i'll have one final go once lententoils through
>>220050985icles
If I could just get around 2k per month I’d be setCan’t be that hard Fucking billions just floating about in the system I’d just like to have 2k pls
>>2200509942k a month doesn't get you that far these days
>>220050902What the fuck are you talking about. A penis literally can't just go from X inches to Y inches. You're talking incel nonsense
if my MacBook has broken AGAIN I’m going to kill myself
>>220050994I get more and I still can’t buy a house unless I settle on something tiny or live around muslims and blacks, which let’s face it, isn’t going to happen
Everything is so fucking dead and boring nowadays
>>220051012Get yourself a real computer
>>220051017only boring people get bored
>>220050994I've heard about this. It's something called A JOB, loser.
>>220051024It’s okay it’s working it just wouldn’t turn on for a sec
>>220051026Shut up you twat
>>220051012Why does your MacBook break so often?
>>220051029Back to work SLAVEsome of us were made for bigger things than being an 9-5 slave until they’re 80
reached the age where I wake up and immediately take painkillers
>>220051013I earn 26k and bought a house for £160k in a 95% white town
>nice midnight breeze from the window>all of a sudden: dude weed lmao stenchhate it
>>220051062Yeah but you’ll probably still be on 26k when you’re 60
>>220051061how old are you
When I die you lads can all come have a carvery on me after the funeral
why can't i get a chebs gf? i can attract girls who are pretty but with no chebbage to speak of, however i would prefer a butterface with massive bazongas that you can slap around and that
>>220051042It’s not broken!!!!
>>220051083legend*pinches your wallet from the pocket of your burial suit*
>>220051085Wow, it’s like we’re complete opposites the women we’re attracted to
>>220051085cool im a 26 year old virgin who has been in total isolation since covid.
>hmm we should just kill terminally sick people>surely this policy won’t expand into arbitrary categories of “sick” and meaningless state-sponsored death a few years in
>>220051107the way i see it, beauty fades but chebbage is forever
>>220051061ktim, except i'm not really in pain just a junkie
>>220051110im the same age and have gotten sorted for the love of God please gain a clue now
>>220051144Wow that was really helpful thanks bro
*swedishly*it's a slippery slope!
your penis absolutely can shrinkit's true mine has
>>220051124Chebbage sags though. Not saying I don’t appreciate cleavage to look at and when they’re young and perky they can be lovely to look at but over time they’ll droop. Also breasts are fat and come with fat girls where small breasted girls are slim waisted and lovely
>>220051151passive aggressive as well as whingey eh
I need to get in contact with China to make me some business cards for my small business
>>220051152dat is så truu
Lol imagine accepting people onto a course without any A-Levels. Either such a degree isn't worth having or universities are so fucking greedy and desperate to put people into a shit load of debt for the rest of their lives
>>220051161yeah you're right about the fat part, however you do occasionally see girls with nice slim waists accentuated by huge knockers which is basically the peak of what a woman should be
>>220051085not worth it lad, nothing beats a pretty face
Need a cute small breasted French gf to cook and drink wine with. She’ll pull out a cigarette and listen intently while I tell her about how much mena migrants cost the west in benefits and crime before we shag each other silly all night
Why come the UK needs two alt-right Nazi chud parties who'll lose rather than just one?
personally, never been with a girl with a nice fat arse. chebs galore but that's not as much fun to me.
>>220051203Does this include international students
buying jedi survivor at a -90% discount, if it's gonna drop to -95% in a few months too I am going to kill myself (figuratively speaking)
>>220051219good post >>220051220cos just one would have a chance to deport 0.01% of the migrants but are rupert wanted to make sure it was 0.00%
>>220051224u gay?
>>220051209A man of taste
doin doin adlays?eetswa lets oggg
white fox hoodie leggings
>>220051172True though isn’t itIt’s like telling a cancer patient, bro just get better bro
just turned into a frog coz some cunt cast a spell on me
>>220051220We have several
wish i had a gf who was a witch, like a real one who can fly on a broomstick and that, not some cringey feminist with a crystal collection
What is your favourite and least favourite bodily fluid?
I have drawn a depiction of what I believe Emma Watson's undies look like when she takes them off.
>>220051293
might go to Kent and start kissing people
insane how punchable black women's faces are
how the fuck do activision justify still selling ancient call of duty games from 15+ years ago at full price?
>>220051280Except you can wake up tomorrow and turn it around like i did at the same age likely under worse circumstances
I declare it spring
>>220051287Who're they?
>>220051331>worse circumstances Being in isolation for this long destroys all social skills
>>220051341National Rebirth Party
>>220051287these guys never heard of an iron
we've got to install microwave ovens
up the rah nigel?
>>220051328just pirate that shit
>>220051365It’s ra you utter utter dick
>>220051379wasn't actually planning on buying, just seen it pop up and couldn't stifle my outrage
cock up my arse
Sir Alek Yerbury
>>220051387gap ra
woke up an instinctively went to pornhub for a gay wank
>>220051305Favourite: BloodLeast Favourite: Saliva
If I were prime minister I would nuke Australia
might go cruising up and down the pacific highway looking for hitchhiking european backpackers to pick up and deliver safely to their destinations
>>220051418well you've got my vote
benching 70kg
>>220051428Is that a lot
In Australia they pay you to run over rabbits and abos with your car
>>220051423this but only females and when i deliver them i spend a few minutes sniffing the seat.
Nigga talking to me like im not norwood 4
>>220051435It’s not bad desu. The average person will never get there
>>220051419This doesn't happen
babydoll - dominic fike
The escort told me I have a really nice butt for a guy. Felt good tbqh.
mental how revolut is a proper bank now. im old enough to remember that being the bank all the fraud boys in my school and college would use to move money. revolut and starling
>>220051504Have you considered a woman who isn’t paid to compliment you and wants to make you feel good because that’s what she genuinely wants?
Don't think I ever actually feel horny or excited anymore when I wank. It's just going through the motions, like eating bread
>>220051504How much have you paid her to shag
>>220051521Tell a therapist
>>220051517They still are known as not doing KYC properly. Easy way to move money incognito or with plausible deniability
>>220051357He's the only attractive one of the lot
>>220051533Why
>>220051521Yeah same
>>220051537Never really found men attractive desu. I don’t know what women and gamers see in us
>>220051504Yeah and the escort I lost my virginity to said I was handsome and that she enjoyed it. Their goal is to lie to get repeat customers.
how important are snow chains when driving on a snowy road? say with a modest-moderate dusting of it
I don’t see how it’s weird at all. You see this kind of thing at every point in life. A tiny percent of my work takes up most of my time
hate summer
>>220051521I had sex on speed and stimfapped enough that I have zero libido and feel no sexual pleasure sober anymore and I actually like it to be honest
already wednesday
>>220051572Never used them even once in my life
>>220051582But there's loads of fit birds and everyone's horny
>>220051604and you live somewhere that gets a lot of snow do you?
Felt very unwell so I've bunked off uni and jumped on the first busy train I could get
>>220051572Depends if you have a four wheel drive or not
Everything's so fucking dead and shit compared to 3 years ago
>>220051605>>220051110
>>220051620Not anymore but did for 8 years
>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses
>everyone is horny during the summer>still won't shag me
i come from a land down under
Nobody uses snow chains except lorrymen. Faggots get "snow tires" but those arent necessary unless youre goin skiing every weekend
where beer does flow and men chunder
>>220051520I reached 29 as a kissless virgin, that's not gonna happen. I have zero confidence.
>>220051710never experienced snow before in my life but getting bogged in the snow in the middle of nowhere sounds like a death sentence
Might just fall asleep and never wake up again
I do hate the English but every now and then I do find a good one who’s respectful
>>220051707tinder barely even shows your profile to women unless you pay out the arse for those boosty things
once had a car full of girls enthusiastically wave to me when I was at a crossing but I weigh 300lbs so I think they were making fun of me.
Might just wake up and never fall asleep again
>>220051723Queer
>>220051735Wouldn’t know I’ve never been on social media
mmm pelican meat
What do you reckon he's up to these days?
ever picked up a hitchhiker lads?i've picked up men, women, groups, doesn't matter to me i don't discriminate unless they're brown
Australian niggas be eating koalas and shit
morning incels
Could hear buzzing and shut the window but now am paranoid I can faintly hear it and the wasp or bee is in my room
>>220051793probably bumming lads
>>220051805morning x
Your best teacher is your last mistake
'fast
>>220051870should sort you out until iftar
might create my own porn studio
>>220051891Make all the lads down syndromes and call it retardeded raw
got meningitis B
men in goat arse b
got womeningitis because im not gay
>>220051908
I don't drink I don't cuss I wanna ride on the front of the bus
Morning to my hustlers who are out there getting it.Wage slaves go back to work now I wasn’t talking to you.
Can still hear a faint buzzing
I'm bloody I'm bloody bitch I'm getting money
WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE
>>220052017doing a poo me
morning coffee and al jazeera
Medieval people thought that cotton plants had little sheep in them
I'd stick my tongue straight up her butt.
>>220052067how else you explain the fluff
>>220052079she's a old roastie. she's done too many poos in all her years so her bum hole will be too slack
>>220052067they also thought sperms had tiny men in the tips that grew once they got into the womb
>>220051051Please do tell us what vital and life affirming hobbies you partake in with all your free time?
>>220052100how would they have seen sperms, idiot
managed to do some work in the yard when the dogs were quiet
>>220052116just get ear defendersnoise doesnt stop you from digging
>>220052033I went to my ex girlfriend's uncles funeral in China onceWas lovely actually but extremely weird knowing he died in a factory accident like a liveleak video
>>220052100When I was younger someone told me sperm looked like little tadpoles so I expected spunk to look like frog spawn
>>220051517What sort of fraud were kids in your school committing?
>>220052067thought it was bullshit but I looked it up and it's true
>Five new cases of meningitis in Kent as health secretary speaking to BBCwe're all going to die aren't we
theyve made a gay spin of how i met your mother. whats next ? how i met the trans polycule
lmao cringe “Irish American” larpers have been embarrassed. They keep pushing this Anglo-Irish war without realising we’re actually pals over here
age verification on booby sites has finally come to australia. fucking busybody government cocksuckers always ruining everything trying to monitor everything we domeanwhile they won't lift a finger to address the pajeet question other than to gaslight normies into thinking it's a good thing
>>220052151yh
how are people supposed to figure out how to fuck if nobody taught them and they never seen animals do it?
chill beat, heavy autotunesit rosenior rolling fatty katy shaking mt batty pangpang rocking flatty das why timmy catty
>>220052168the future will be blade runner but 40% indian and without flying cars
Mad how at my kids primary school all the white kids are put in stretch groups to push their academic learning but all the non-whites are in remedial groups...
>>220052168you live in a literal paradise. it's like sunny 90% of the time over there. just look out the window and goon to a load of girls in bikinis
Just had another one of those intense imagination wanks. No screens anywhere. No pixels. Wholesome. Healthy. Excellent.
>>220052177do they not do sex education in the 3rd world?
>>220052181i'm not allowed near schools
Right well that's a sudden bout of horrible diarrhea poo that didn't all come out and is currently burning the nerve endings of my bumhole
>>220052181this is how they try to hold the cronem back. the white man fears the great cuckening
>>220052181rorke stfu u aint got no kids
>>220052181My primary school was entirely white save for one tibetan kid whose mum died the same day I whipped him with a skipping ropeThere was only about 100 kids though and I live in an affluent parish village
>>220052149don’t completely know but they’d pay you money to let them use your bank account. they’d have money (£2k-5k) sent into it and then they’d send it elsewhere. everyone who did it got their accounts closed and a lot got cifas markers
never tire of seeing how normies continue to cling to the same conventions as all norms dissolve and collapse around them
Dad just called my mum “little bitch girl” while talking about her
>>220052244Any holidays planned this summer?
>>220052214Pederfyle
>>220052233why is a kid moving 2 to 5 grand.
>>220052200but i want to see their full twats and everything and there's a disparagingly remote possibility of that ever happening in real life
>>220052263cheeky trip to dubai. saved for a year. they know how to live over there
>>220051334I know that corner
>>220052256racist image
>>220052270don’t think it was their money mate
>>220052286You don't
>>220052284Oooh get me some of that chocolate they have over there
>>220052288you're joking
>>220052292how is a kid stealing 2 to 5 grand
>>220052304fraud I imagine
>>220052278you are stronger than them if you get really desperate
>>220052330ent that the psychiatry fella who shagged his mum
>>220052330how do kids know how to do fraud
Poo no more
>>220052304drug dealers pay them to transfer drug money around
>>220052351you couldn't rape a fly
>>220052367how do kids know drug dealers
>>220052357it was year 11 and in college mate not 7 year olds
ahh australians. my one weakness - my achilles heel, if you will
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>>220052379were they white
>>220052377im sorry you live in a sheltered incel fantasy world where you cant conceive of that happening
>>220052377i was buying weed from auschwitz methheads at 14 its not that hard
Sir Jordan Peterson
year 11tights
feverishly shoveling ice cream into my fat fucking retard virgin gullet
>>220052373you aren't wrong I don't have it in me, but a big strong man like you? you could be a prolific rapist if you fancied it, not that I'm advising you become one, I'm just saying that the world is your oyster
>>220052387some where most were black
>>220052392i grew up upper middle class sorry not sorry
>>220052384is nordvpn actually good? never used a paid vpn service before
>>220052408Good lad
>>220052415im not the weirdo virg you were talking to
>>220052422so did i but im still not a sheltered mong like you
doing a poo lads
>>220052422your peers were doing coke you just weren't invited lol
picking my nose
>>220052458havin a wank after cunt?
pooing on my penis
Not going to get out of bed
>>220052453>>220052459DUNELM
>>220052446michael b pens
>>220052488>>220052488>>220052488
>>220052296i wasnt planning on going out today but watch your ring doorbell between 1 and 2
