aussies btfo edish
blood to shit ratio wasn't too bad today
gonna watch the human centipede (2009) but gonna wait until after i've finished my breakfast
cba
povvos here do meth/heroin, middle class smokes weed, upper class does cokeis it the same in the yookay
Long distance gf is sending me pics of her in her undies
>>220052535coke is everywhere here, particularly in the middle class but povvos do it too
did you know you can report potholes in london anonymously online from anywhere in the world and waste someones time going out to look at them?
kike season!nigger season!kike season!nigger season!
>>220052568been watching jacob jones have we?
>>220052535Meth isn’t really a thing here and coke spans the classes, go into any working class pub and there’ll be people on the bag. Spans the ages as well,’loads of auld fellas doing it
>>220052577no im not actually in london i tried to report something to my council and you have to ring them so i looked at how the big city does it and of course they have it better. you cant suffer in london
snowed againold man winter won't fuck off
Would love to lick her naughty bits.
would be successful if i had the energysmart but lazy you see
>>220052594oh, i was just watching jacob jones earlier where he mentioned something about anonymously reporting potholes and thought perhaps i had found a kindred spirit, nevermindalso never been to london but seems like there's an awful lot of poo-coloured people, no?
https://youtu.be/z5Z1kUx7M7c>We conducted IQ years in Nigeria, Africa Any guesses as to what the results were?
gadaffi was only 27 when he took power of libya, what are you lads doing with your lives then eh? probably just wanking off twice a day and being afraid to approach women i'd wager
>>220052682only wank once a day, not a beast
>>220052682I only wank off maybe 0.6 times per day on average and am afraid to approach women
>>220052682no actually i only wank about 3 times a week so approximately 0.43 times a day
>>220052682when i was 27 i got a promotion at work :)
>>220052682I've probably wanked on average 3 times a day for the past decade
>>220052682yea and now he's dead but i'm not
once had to take an iq test and couldn't figure out that I had to turn a page, thought there's just one list lol
my knob hurts for about a day and a half after wanking
1 a day, 2 for a treat
>>220052728ease up on the death grip
Need neet zoomer fuck piece
>>220052728Mine doesn’t. And I’m cut.
Anyone seen the new diddyblud meme?
>>220052752literally the furthest possible woman from a neet you're a fucking dribbling larping golem KILL YOURSELF this INSTANT
Fuck same only gone and eaten 2000 calories for breakfast now I can’t rest of the day
>>220052728ktim but only for about half a day and only if I get hard againalso if I cum more than once in like two hours my prostate hurts
>>220052776Excuse you
>>220052776nta but know plenty of unemployed women who look like that
Got myself a really sore neck and rash but think I'll still go uni later
>>220052777What on earth did you eat?I just smashed a mcdonalds breakfast and it was only 1200 calories max
>>220052795THIS INSTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what do the muslims do in terrorist heaven when they run out of virgins to shag? having 72 of them sounds like a lot at first but they're supposed to last you literally forevercan they petition allah to replenish their supply, or are they just stuck with a bunch of used up beef curtain slags for the rest of eternity?not a very forward-thinking people, the mohammedans
most of women are neetcan a houswife be considered a neet? technically yes
>>220052817maybe the virgins rotate so there's always 72
>>220052615oh i know him hes the smoke cigarettes and drink alcohol in a carpark guy it's true london is full of brownoids but zone 1 is probably the best place to live in the uk if youre loaded
>>220052810Pancakes
>>220052810an entire meat feast pizza :/
rorke the typa nigga to go "yyyyyyeah i'm gonna have to call you back" and hang up the phone when he looks up and sees a giant monster destroying the city
might hit up to 18 degrees today. get yourself some sun
>>220052844haha yeah i would do this
>>220052817if they are virgins does that also mean they're inexperienced in sex? if I were a muslim I'd want them to be semen demons
hi guys i'm rarke
>>220052844haha
>>220052848
>>220052865No I absolutely will not be doing that
dont cry for me argentinaim wanking my fucking arsehole
>>220052842You’re not me though
>>220052882it's good for you
>>220052871true yeah, sometimes you do want a lady that's been around the block a few times and knows what she's doing
>>220052908dont even joke lad...
How do I shot web?
my roflcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
im such a disgusting pig
>>220052908is that whipped cream from a can??
>>220052865Will likely be off to bed soon myself
Weyhey, got my "Not a nonce" certificate in the post
>>220052925arby n' the chief?haven't thought of that in years
the dunc character posters are real badand that tim chamelot fella looks like a bitch with his shaved head
>>220052959>>220050291are you just here all day yeah
gradually coming to the conclusion that everything i thought i knew about the world is wrong, feeling very disillusioned and depressed
>>220052950Unless you're an incredibly hard to detect paedo
>>220052950For what reason
>>220052950soon you'll need these just go to the shops
>>220052975
>>220052945Imagine she dropped a big log of poo mid-swing.
>>220052959timmy used to be a very fuckable young twink but hes a 30 year old hairy arsed unc now so hollywood have abandoned him
>>220052950soon they'll arrest you for not being a nonce
>>220052956upon a cursory check of his channel, seems like he still makes those videos occasionally, but yeah i haven't watched since like 2010 or something
>>220052488Kek what is this template from again
>>220052998https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Andrei_Karlov
>>220052950I tried to get one of these but it turned out I wasn't allowed within 500m of primary schools and now I can't get employed
>>220052981girlfriend wanted me to get one
>>220052848what did you use to make this
>>220053021>>220052998>2016goodness me, has it been that long?
>>220053038scr
Why do i have to send my old british passport away to bet a new one the fucking bastards already charge £95 and now they want me to buy a stamp and go to the postbox twats
jealous of tradies who go to lonely housewives and fix stuff for themimagine in the summer when they're wearing nothing ffscorrr
honestly they need to ban private instastrying to have a perv here ffs
>>220053038Hermann Walsch
>>220053082so much goonfuel on insta ffs i had to stop using it
Howling. Complete incompetence from Bethesda.
>>220053082>>220053092muslims
Listening to old FIFA soundtracks again aren’t I lads
brown peoples skin colour is the same as poopy lmfao
>>220053077spent a year doing pizza deliveries when i was a zoomer, and not a single time did i arrive at the house of a lonely divorcee who couldn't seem to find her wallet and thus would offer to pay me in "other ways"
female niggas be like "i'm on my period"
>>220053115for me its fifa 07, official sponsor of accrington stanley
Advice to the younger generation:Skip the degree.Buy land.Become a farmer.
>>220053077I'm a gardener and sometimes women will be sunbathing in bikinis during the summerit's quite nice but nobody wants to shag the gardener so I've yet to be propositioned like in the pornographic videos
How are your beach body plans going lads?
>>220053166accrington stanley? who are they?
>>220053172can if jeffrey you black asshole
what’s the motive tonight
>>220053172Ironically farmers are treated like shit by the government despite them providing one of the most important things we need for life
my life wouldn't change if my dick could shoot cum but I'd be a bit happier than I am now
>>220053188exactly
>>220053130>when i was a zoomerwhat
>>220053184fresh start tomorrow
>>220053216>Gas stationFOY
>>220053198What can they provide that farmers in other countries can't? I've literally never seen a farm in real life other than flying over them and so they may as well be in africa to me
>>220053198the government fellates them where i live, giving them all sorts of grants even when they refuse to modernise and still insist on growing skirret or some other random bullshit just because that's what their pappy grew and pappy's pappy before him and so on
>>22005318478.9kgDunno how much more weight I need to lose until I look acceptable. Seems like the number on the scale goes down and down but I still look like shit every time
is kefir actually good for you or are you just as well drinking actimel for gut health. or is it all a waste of time and you might as well drink beer
>>220053216psmls
heemed
>>220053243Yea
Thinking of going down the high street and harassing my MP
stroking my cock
>>220053236Hitting snow at this height is like hitting concrete
>>220053243It’s been good for me. Basically cured my nasty sloppy shits.
>>220053243i reckon if cavemen didn't need it then neither do we
>>220053256Blub finally got his revenge
>>220053286Good lad
>>220053256How does shit like this even breakout? I can't imagine how I allow myself to get into this sort of situation
>>220053287scroing
>>220053302alcohol
>>220053287cronem fights back
>>220053287crodie on a mad one
just died for israel
got this weird thing with benzos where i'll make very stupid irresponsible decisions that i know are objectively bad but i still don't regret them even after the benzos have worn off, totally unlike with alcohol where the next day i'll regret so much as breathing
>>220053236wahey!
just had the nicest wank
rorke stumbling about the living room drunk off his mum's cannabis juice (zero active ingredients)
just had the incest wank
>>220053339have you tried not doing that and instead spending a nice relaxing evening drinking pepsi max and playing skyrim?
The Mayfair Set= KINO>Part 1. 'Who Pays Wins'>The opening episode focuses on Colonel David Stirling and the birth of the global arms trade in the 1960s.>Part 2. 'Entrepreneur Spelt S.P.I.V.'>The rise of accountant, game theorist and asset stripper Jim Slater, who became famous for writing an investment column in The Sunday Telegraph under the nom de plume of The Capitalist.>Part 3. 'Destroy the Technostructure'>This episode tells the story of how Sir James Goldsmith, through a series of corporate raids, became one of the world's richest men, and a victim of his own success.>Part 4. 'Twilight of the Dogs'>By the late 1980s, the day of the buccaneering tycoon was over. Tiny Rowland, Sir James Goldsmith and Mohamed Al-Fayed were the only ones left.
most men die at 27 but we bury them at 72deep…
Here we go. It's only going to get hotter and it's only March ffs
>>220053367well no because i am older than 16
>>220053375i turn 27 in 2 months and i havent lived yet
>>220053355
>>220053339Benzos are bad for yout. Formerly took benzos
>>220053357Remember my older brother and his girlfriend were on their shisha in the garden I was 14 and they let me have a go and then I pretended to be high and have the munchies. proper stupid cunt I am
>>220053388well you should try it. its a very silly game youre playing. sillier than skyrim even
>>220053398yeah i've been through little periods of taking loads of benzos every day for months but i never had any issues with physical dependence or withdrawal or anything. i am built different you see
>>220053410Why has this man got vaseline on his camera lens?
blacked built britain
will not be enjoying the sun. got this me https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/what-is-solar-urticaria
injecting wasabi down my urethra
>>220053438What is wrong with Indians lmaoooDid bro think if he stays still the guy will stop??? Muppet
>>220053372is this better than traumazone? i liked the idea of traumazone but i think he made up the narrative
started listening to this and thought “can’t wait till summer” then I realised my whole summer will be spent in my tiny bedroom in my mums house
>>220053475entirely through your own choice
>>220053475Charge your phone
>>220053492really isn’t though
>>220053501you can choose to leave the house at any time
had the instrumental from "gotta get thru this" by daniel bedingfiend playing over and over in my head for about 2 weeks nowjust over and over again. never even liked the songmight have to kill myself
bet rosie jones is fucking filthy
going to the toilet
>>220053475Myself I like to go on long walks but honestly I come back feeling more depressed than when I set out. It's depressing walking around by myself when everyone else is out with their mates or their girlfriend etc.Apparently it's "good to get out the house" but I don't know how many of these 4 hour long walks I'll have to go on by myself before my real life begins. I must have been on hundreds of these walks and no one ever talks to me or wants to interact with a lone man walking about by himself.
>>220053512You’re missing the point on purpose
I will be sunning it up in Stockport this summer
>>220053518Now it's in MY head
>>220053525ktim
>>220053525It's sad really that men are alone. This is what pubs used to be for until woke and feminism turned them into family eateries
at the woke pub having a woke pint
men should be more alone, actually
Thoughts on the NS concept of eliminating international jewish finance capital?
>>220053528your made the choice to shy away from the world. no one else did.
ummm lads have you not heard of Andy’s man club???
Rorke be like>my real life hasn't begun yet... any day now!
>>220053501He's right. You could choose to socialise if you want. Even if you don't have any current friends locally (maybe they moved away or something like that) you can find social groups online. Maybe a walking group or a group related to something you're interested in. If you want to have a decent life then you have to make an effort.
>>220053622looks like the underground bit in subnauticanot sure what blackreach actually is but from the sounds of it probably a more autistic game
>>220053604I don't want to go to some fucking male community social group full of dribblers that look like the special ed kids grown up, weird lads with big foreheads and who smell weird and all that; I just want to be a normal person with mates and a girlfriend fucks sake.
>>220053644*points you towards the door*
>>220053633Literally been in complete isolation since covid I have zero social skills now, even a toddler has more social skills than me
>>220053237>I've literally never seen a farm in real lifeHave you never left Brixton or something?
>>220053622Didn't mind blackreachEasy to navigate when you know its just a big circle
>>220053644it's fuckin skyrim calm down lmao
>>220053593more interesting in aryans taking it over
>>220053648blue jacket bloke looking majestic
>>220053664right well i was correct in my guess wasn't i
just gave up a wank half way through
>>220053664sounds like boomer nonsense
>>220053648Loool it really do be like that
Only half 10 and I've already had 2 wanks. Am I mentally ill?
>>220053675possibly the least autistic bethesda game there is
>>220053683
>>220053648instead you get neither loool
bix nood
contemptuous nematodes
>>220053698
>>220053683Was it because of boredom? This was me a while back until I started looking at more...nefarious content. Haven't looked back since.
>>220053648if you haven't naturally managed to be a normal person with gf and mates you need to get over your inflated ego and accept your place as one of the dribblers, franklyit's that or dying alone
>>220053648
I'm a dribbling man but will still die alone out of choice
reckon some of you lot are missing out on being an alpha of the neeksnot even joking when I say that you get a taste of being a chad when you go to such events
mental thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VYkktkyf04
>>220053772I’d rather be alone than be mates with those people
i'm uncompromisable, nobody could corrupt me or my values
I'm on the Nofap and it's so much better.
at the end of the day, it's night
actually kind of embarrassing how bad my sisters boyfriend mogs me
>>220053828you lose erectile function if you don't wank enough btw
>>220053820and you will
>>220053854Why are you so pressed
>>220053850No you don't
on the gin
I love women
>>220053887ok
>>220053891ok
incel hour in here is it?
>>220053910just started when you arrived
Tom tit being sent to bogreach
>>220053887I've been there. I recognise the towwell
>>220053932Bizarre post
>>220053863>>220053863>>220053863@britjeets come on in lads lets have a good time.
can tell my postman hates that I’m a neet he always gives me that look
I've just been to the toilet.
wheres 190
I don't understand why more people are not madamokamuckaround the bendbalmybarmybatsbattyberserkbonkersbrainsickbuggycertifiablecertifiedcrackbrainedcrackedcrackerscrazedcrazydaftdementeddemoniacdemoniacalderangeddistracteddisturbeddottyfeyfoolishfruityhalf-crazedhaywirehebephrenicidiotickookiekookylocoloonyloopylunaticmaniacmaniacalmanic-depressivemaniclikementally illmoonstrucknon compos mentisnutsnuttyof unsound mindparanoidpossessedpsychopathicpsychopathologicpsychopathologicalpsychoticravingraving madround the bendschizophrenicscrew-loosescrewysicktouchedunbalancedunhingedunsoundunstablewackywhackywild
big fan of women's bums
>>220053986Hasn’t posted here for years sadly. We miss him.
if doctorberg told me i had 6 weeks to live i would spend 5 and a half weeks wanking off, and the remaining half week wanking on
sisterberg keeps walking around with her big arse out
I just resent being given advice which would never be followed by the person giving it. I'm sat there opposite a mental health professional who is married, went to uni, has kids, and a group of friends and whose own weekend plans are going to a farmer's market with the spouse and the kids, maybe playing a game of tennis, a date night with the husband, or perhaps a catch up with the girls at a bar. Yet they'll sit there and say to me "hmm why don't you sign up for the local coffee morning on Thursday afternoons at the community hall?" or "Why don't you go for a nice walk?". Fuck you. I'm to be satisfied sitting in the community hall opposite some cunt with Down's Syndrome and his carer am I? I'm to be content randomly walking about for 4 hours while you enjoy an actual life outside this room? That's the limit for me is it? Sitting with spackers? I'm to be OK with that yeah? Would you? Fuck no. So don't sit there and tell me that. You don't know me.
>>220054012ROCKETMAAAN
not a word
A Russian girl sent me this photo of her breakfast.I feel sick.
>>220054022you literally ARE a spacker on a similar level as the downie you're just too egotistical to accept it
>>220054059looks alright to me
>>220054022where do you think she met her husband and friends it certainly wasn't sat alone in her smelly incel bedroom was it you mong
>>220054063I take it you've never turned on a stove in your life then?
>>220054059did a mysterious white poo once that sausage just reminded me of it
why is she having peas with her breakfast though?
>>220054117those are capers
Wait why am I meant to care about Palestine
>>220054137no he's not?
Where do I meet eastern European women on the internet
>>220054093It looks fine
>>220054156Nigger cunt.
>>220054169no need for that is there?
Heatherpeado was awake until 4am posting his drivel btwIncredibly mentally ill old man
fucking love vegemite
get the west saved
I know I should do stuff today. Get a haircut. Buy some spray paint for my bins. Do some jobs in the garden. Have a good long walk in the afternoon sun. Talk to my dad on the phone. But I want to just fuck it all off and take drugs and wank and eat junk food.
>>220054179we don't care in the slightest
>>220054152
>>220054117>>220054126nope, they are peas the whole point of why she sent it is because she's trying to proteinmaxx, kek
Quick reminder to all celebrating St Paddy’s day. Saint Patrick was a Protestant.Arthur Guinness funded the UVF.Thank you
get yerself down the local community centre with the other spackers, your new life awaits
>>220054213Me on the left
>>220054213THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU
>>220054213me displaying a bottle of water like a trophy
>>220054022you are right
she'd get it
hiking groups aren't actually full of neeks, you meet all sorts there
>>220053687krl
been dreaming about mammoths a lot
>>220054273hiking always seems to me like one of those hobbies people say they have when they don't have any real hobbies, like "i like walking in nature, they can't prove otherwise, fuck them"
>>220054273usually middle class people
>>220054213bet the little extra special fella in the boxing t-shirt is a right laugh to hang around with
>>220054301odd
>>220054303hate people like you, i really do
>>220054301man moths?
a lot of seething browns in here today unable to even imagine people enjoying the great outdoors and all its splendor. Just a larp innit u get me senpai wot even is da countryside ooooo my dayzzz rorke
>>220054213remember someone saying they can tell if someone is british because their eyes and really close and from this picture i can see it
yeah, just a little nothing thing like experiencing the beauty and majesty of the land that sprung you yeaha nothing thing like that yeahfucking ignorant waste of space oz CUNT
>>220054314#notallaustralians
>>220054347>>220054354Meltington
what is blud doing
>>220054317he was pretending to be stupid half of the time
>>220054198any drugs that enhance the wanking experience?
post your favourite image
sorry for my outburst, you aren't a waste of space
Gay porn on toast
you have no friends because we all decided you smell and are weird and that label has stayed with you all your life
>>220054390
need to get strong enough to do at least 3 reps of pull ups with a 10kg weighted vest on
>>220054377life
alright so no new then?
writing a petition to make /brit/ a permanent sticky
big bag of chilli heatwave doritos for breakfast oh it lush
>>220053820where do you think you are mate, /brit/ is populated with the same neeks as at those events
/brit/ hiking meet up :D
having a mini melty in my incel command centre
>>220054579>>220054579>>220054579>>220054579the new as it were
>>220054462we've run out of news now
saw a man shouting at a bus driver and he was saying "you're a twat, you're a prick, you're a cunt"
>>220054578>>220054578>>220054578
got so many dogshit gimmicks ready for the new
