happiest day in Russia edition
stand up for your bus drivers
Raining https://streamable.com/y0eu3i
>>220054601always do. i also hail the bus by doing a nazi salute, but within the context it looks perfectly innocent
having a moment of clarity and my is it grim
>>220054611*waggles my finger at you*racismlad you naughty boy
>>220054444Have you considered cobbling together a weight belt using the drawstring from an old dressing gown and a series of old milk bottles filled with water and taped shut?I prefer this over a vest for weighted pullups because it means I'm not stood there wearing a heavy vest in between sets. You just pull the belt up, do your set, then take it off until the next set. It doesnt need untying, I just shimmy it up my legs like a worm. It's also very easy to increase weight gradually with liquid water.t. pullup lad
>>220054579aww she wants a hug
high probability i'll be taking a girl's virginity within the next week or so. never been with a virgin before, is it grim?
>>220054645are these the fabled umas?
>>220054634nah i use a pullup bar in the park so im not going to be doing that funny looking rig. and walking 15 minutes to and from the park in the vest is probably good for cardio or some shit
nth for Yuno!
>>220054633would much rather go on a night out with lads like this over a bunch of Deano's desu
as soon as you turn up to any group meet you just know they're thinking to themselves 'good for him for getting out his smelly childhood bedroom'
right that's me hungry, time fae some scran
VERDICT: MOUSEY AND POLEABOO MUST LINK UP TO SAVE /BRIT/ As /brit/ has been infested with several bad actors lately, modern-day legend Mousey and all-time legend Poleaboo teaming up will be like Batman and Spider-Man flying around - killing the scum with their X-ray vision and adamantium claws!
>>220054579what's this ethnicity? where do I find it?
>>220054659Hefting a 10 kilo weighted vest to the park and back just to use their pullup bar ain't it lad. I'll never discourage someone from doing pullups but you should strongly consider buying a bar to put up at home. Also if you've never worn a weighted vest I can assure you people will be giving you weird looks out of doors if you're cutting about in one. You'll be able to do way more volume with a bar at home. Please consider purchasing one.
>>220054696I can't wait
>>220054702Siberia is full of 'em, they are being annihilated
>>220054705i like the park and i would just wear the vest under a hoodie
Source tells me 190 is stable.Please God.
This English rose looks a bit wilted.
>>220054681fae doesn't mean for!
IT LOOMS
>>220054729it doesn't? oh bugger! ooohhh bollocks!! you must think me a right knob!
what did we do at work before smartphones
>>220054746it lovely x
>>220054761stare into space
>>220054723She's what like 40 now?
>>220054723i'd still fuck her, right up the clacker i would
>>220054746We'll be going out, won't we lads? *gestures around the thread*
>>220054761receptionists use to read girls mags
>>220054761microsoft solitaire
all a man needs is good scran, good banter, and the occasional wank, maybe even a bit of fanny if you can scrounge some up
meth fuelled wank looms
>>220054776think she's the same age as me so about 36
>>220054776Worse part is she looks like a tr***y [sad]
>>220054840
might get it out
>>220054696um why would Bat'man' be working with Spidey
>>220054874Your bum?
im fat as fuck
>>220054874put it in sacked tranny's mouth
said i would clean the flat todayjust been wanking to dodgy russian porn instead
>>220053648>wahhhhhhh i want friends>eurgh not like that, i'm WAY better than themTake your ego down a few pegs
got an aunt who turns 105 next week
>>220054928ever fuck her up the arse
imagine how many poos you would do in 105 years
>>220054917
>>220054951105?
>>220054955He said poos not showers
call me a silly duffer one more time see what happens
Sir Lee Duffer
if i live to 105 i will see the 22nd century
sir silly duffer
>>220054928outstanding, long-lived life
>FORMER UK TORY MP CRISPIN BLUNT CHARGED WITH DRUGS OFFENCESdamn, if only there were signs
>>220054979will also see your virginity intact
mental that we call it "doing a poo" regardless of the fact that you could be doing one large log, a dozen little drops, or a literal stream of toxic sludge.nobody ever says "i'm doing some poos" even if they actually are.
Blacked is really good porn
hard being a catholic because yeah i want a catholic wife but whenever a woman tries to discuss our religion i have to quote saint paul and tell her she should be quiet
>>220054989no i got rid of that years ago. maybe you should do the same?
>>220054991prefer the grittiness of blacked raw
is it really true that nobody other than australians know what a showbag is?
>>220054942don't think so
prefer women getting bonged and filled with anglo seed spreading our kind further like a virus
>>220055015is that a word for the drugs you bring to a party or event
after total remigration we should conquer ireland again
Wish I had gone travelling on a gap yah. Oh well, I guess we can't all be born into posh twat families
>>220055039no but that's a pretty swell idea
>>220055046right well thats a girl releasing her tucked in erect cock
fuck my cock is small
10 years into my wanking career and only just started wanking to feet the last few months
>>220055045would have been good for me as well I think. Went straight to uni at 18 and I was a total retard, not ready for it.
they linked up!
the tapentadol isn't really doing it for me anymore, might get some heroin in
>>220055045i'm sorry what does your income have to do with you taking a gap year?
didn't have my first wank until i was 25
>>220055080not sure you have to
i have never done a coom
ever been to the sexpo lads?
>>220055087got shown how to do it when i was 12 and nearly wanked so much my knob fell off the first weeks after
>>220055080really starting to hate tapentadol wish i could get some heroin in
>>220055068
>>220055098was at this recently
>>220055045>from Cardiffgrim
I am outside of my incel cave
>>220055105why do you hate it? i reckon it's still perfectly serviceable but it just doesn't have that oomph lately
>>220055087think I was 11 or 12 I used to whack it back and forth rather than up and down and it felt really good I even preferred it to conventional wanking when I realised I was doing it wrong
>>220055112pale white women are the only ones with nice feet, and even then it's only about 1 in 10
>>220055116thumbnail makes the bloke on the left look like a bird in stockings and garter belt bending over
>>220055116
>>220055087just touch your peepee
why are people wanting to play GTA6, like what will be different about it from GTA5
>>220055080get on the remifenitnal lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lF46Cel3EUo>average /brit/mong when he sees someone post a bradley out of context
>>220055150wouldnt you like to know
>>220055150quite a lot i imagine
>>220055087just touch your peepee, it makes love :O
>>220055150you can play as a minority woman
>>220055083People who go travelling on a gap yah almost always come from wealthy families
>>220055171mad how some rorkes on 4chan were up in arms about this, the classic 'chon i remember would've rejoiced from the hilltop to get to play as a latina with a big fat badonkadonk
what are some good podcasts to listen to?
>>220055161skin diamond mentioned
ok fuck it I'm going on a walk NOT an incel walk
masturbating drains your vril
>>220055199Athletico mince
Mousey's gone all Hollywood on us
>>220055199The Life and Opinions of Jonty Tuppence-Tapper, Gentlemong
This is mousenonce>Scottish>on benefits>unwashed greasy hair>teeth falling out (pic related)>energy drink addiction>bronze on league of legends>steals meal deals, chocolate bars and toilet paper from shops and cafes>gay>furry>obsessed with Walt Disney, Florida, Jacob Rees-Mogg and the House of Lords>Was homeless for 18 years>Is either 30 or 36 (conflicting information)>lives in a council flat>neighbours have called the police on him multiple times>tried to strangle his neighbour in the Co-Op>wrote a deranged letter about Bank of England policy to Baroness Blackstone>tries to melt down free sim cards for gold>smokes 40 cigarettes a day, mostly from tobacco off the floor>eats dog food
>>220055213your vitae, yeah
>>220055199mandem talk
>>220055128yeah its lost its shine for me. i just dont enjoy it anymore. doing withdrawals for the third time this year starting a week from today and this time im determined not to start again.
what's the lowest possible price someone would have to pay you to suck a knob? (the knob in this hypothetical is perfectly clean and free from disease)
got the smooth jazz on, the coffee brewed, the incense goingyep, it's performative male time
>>220055212the sex-haver saunter
>>220055199just put on radio 2. jeremy vine is talking about assisted dying today
>>220055239withdrawals are a breeze if you just pop benzos for 3 or 4 days
SNL UK starts this Saturday They released the first sketch https://x.com/chuckthomasuk/status/2034041767134179774
>>220055250>the incense goingillegal now, starmer's orders
>>220055246what's the guy like
>>220055250cor
>>220055255what a fine professional-looking young man, bet he hasn't raped hundreds of blokes up the arse
>>220055250Jazz and coffee are good but you can keep the incensehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwIC6B_dvW4
>>220055274you don't know, you're doing it through a glory hole, but like a classy glory hole, not a public toilet or anything
>>220055253yes mate that's it, I'll be sauntering today as per usual behaviour from a licensed sex-doer
>>220055259i know. ive done them many times. but after a week or two i slip up and start using again. then before i know it ive got a huge habit again.
And the very latest from Fat Pheebs??
>>220055271shan't be watching either of those
was watching an anime about a 22 YEAR OLD ASOCIAL NEET, can you imagine? 22 years old and he's STILL doing nothing with his life! no job, no ambition, no drive. those Japanese are a strange bunch.
>>220055280I say this loads of times
tony soprano gains about 8 stone throughout the series
>>220055271this is worse than I could've even imagined
>>220055271Diego would've loved this...
>>220055310he never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>220055310and? I enjoyed hearing him wheeze into the mic between violent outbursts.
>>220055199chilluminati
>>220055271Well, look forward to this unfunny lot shitting up films for decades to come
>>220055310he was stress eating
sometimes forget that leftists still use 'bootlicker' as an insult, don't know how they have the nerve after their response to lockdown
>>220055271
will be putting on the SPF50 shortly
>>220055334covids done let it go you need to move on its been 6 years now
Tony Sopranos is in True Romance and he's well good in that Better than in the programme (or as you lot would say, 'show')
Gary Cooper sex arse
would kill for a vape rnit's not fair that my car is in the shop so i have to wait until it's finished before i can drive to the only spot i know in the area where you can get vapes (which is nigh impossible to get to via public transport)
>>220055350no
>>220055361cant you get an abo on an ebike to deliver it for you via app?
some utterly disturbingly vile posts yesterday, do NOT be acting like that again today lads
school girls in their summer dresses uohhhh
>>220055378not that simple matey, nicotine vapes are a bit of a legal grey area so you have to go into dodgy looking bodegas to buy them and they usually only accept cash
>>220054633guarantee these lot bang pots for the nhs and think asylum seekers are brave lads just looking to get back on their feet
>>220055396:/
>>220055411thats fucking matgeek
any gay goblins in
>>220055411questionable whether PE teachers should be allowed in classrooms in the first place since they have no business there
miss having a dog
>>220055411not a problem for him as PE isn't done in the classroom
>>220055440>>220055451I remember my PE teacher used to do Geography as wellVery common for them to do more than 1 subject
>>220055045Always scream when they pretend they're not rich cuntsYeah we know mummy and daddy made you work Saturdays at the local cafe in return for them giving you £20,000 to play around withDoesn't mean you worked for your trip
Oh no that gay classroom joke didn't work either time
my pe teacher was pretty nonceyused to shower with us after football training even though he wasn't doing any running and just watching in a tracksuit
>>220055455my school had dedicated PE teacherswent to a very posh expensive schoool you see
>>220055480would you give him a kiss
was PE actually a GCSE? i don't remember getting a grade for it
>>220055271SCREAMING this is so intensely bad It's worse than I could've even imagined How is Tina Fey the best they could get for the first episode, no fucker knows her here Should've got in Wossy
>>220055045my "gap year" was dossing about for two years working a couple of part time retail jobsLooking back that was probably where I should've stayed
>>220055271Rorke dislikes this because brown people are in it. I dislike it because it's cringe when the UK tries to copy America
>>220055488>How is Tina Fey the best they could get for the first episodeyeah it's DOA
having a gap decade, mecoming up on a gap decade and a half actually
got a poo in me that would kill a lesser man
need to lose weight
>>220055483And you ended up here. Your parents must be proud
>>220055488what's wrong with tina fey? one of the few women i think is funny, and i'd like to sniff her twat as well
>>220055486you could do it I think. But you had to be looking to actually go into something sports related at college
>>220055495A copy of an already bad show is a sign of the state of comedy in this country
>>220055518yeah that'll bring the viewers in some incel aussie wants to smell her fanny
Fucking bitch
>>220055530now that's deviating a fair bit off the beaten track now isn't it lad?
>>220055514probably should have made more of myself but it is what it is
>>220055271Looks a bit like a gorilla x
playing cyberpunk 2077 for the first time and its definitely playablehow bad was it at launch?
>>220055527Looks like a porn shootInterracial milfs drain balls?
lads, do you have a relationship with god?if so, why? are you gay?or a cuck? you know he's also having relationships with like a billion other people right?
>>220055551don't know sorry, i only played for the first time like a year or so agobut anyway what lifepath did you pick?
>>220055551>its definitely playableThey should put that on the adverts On launch it was worse but the same still has many bugs and utterly dog shit AI
starting to despise rightoids as much as leftoids if i'm honest
>>220055551Finished it on launch version and it was genuinely awful. People always complain about the glitches but fundamental mechanics were broken at launch as well.
>>220055572woah big brain over here
was meant to be a successful businessman or scientist but ended up an uneducated minimum wage runt
Grown men playing video games
>>220055557Why are you so childish?
>>220055564nomadwas tempted to make a trannard with a massive cock but decided not to
Cyberpunk is only good with the flying vehicles mod Then you can spin them up like in Blade Runner (the proper one not the shit incel one)
>>220055551had a wank to my character when i was customising her pubic hair the first time i played it
>>220055583ended up Kay Timmers myself
>>220055550the bloke from keenan and kel?
>>220055584nothing better to do it's already over for me
Nowhere near as bad as grown men posting on 4chan
>>220055582insecure reply
>>220055600Yeah Kenan is who I think they're going for They've just traced around the US one
Nowhere near as bad as being French
>>220055606That's me done then
>>220055606Feel free to confirm that you're not a grown man in a post lad. I dare ya.
>>220055550right well that's racist
>>220055586>answering a question pertaining to faith with another questionalri jew lad
>>220055627Your question is beneath contempt
I’m a kike
i've gotten my finger lodged in my anal cavity and i cannot seem to wriggle it looseif i die tell my wife she has capital knockers
Mousey told us months ago that Senegal would be stripped of the AFCON trophy
antisemitism is the socialism of fools
Fuck sake just walked past the pub and all the pensioners are in the beer garden with their tops off
>>220055638yeah well so's ya mum
>>220055674corr
Hi /brit/, DLSS5 sucks dicks.
>>22005567415c though innit lad. rules are rules.
>>220055601Plainly untrue. You are merely making excuses for your unwillingness to grow up
>>220055647Has he told you tonight's scores yet
>>220055683wrong. it's all fucked, it's over, may as well just play some games now, never had a chance
>>220055572leftoids are often annoying and misguided and naive but they ultimately mean well so many rightoids are just spineless reactionary spastics who don't believe in anything beyond a vague sense of "tradition" or whatever
>>220055680Well yeah but it’s not even 1pm yet
>>220055691He's keeping them close to his chest for now
don't be blue, Peter
am fairly confident that 100% of the confrontations i've had as an adult were about parking spots
>>220055703>but they ultimately mean wellMost of them are just misanthropes
Quite like this new gimmick where mousey just gets up to random thingsOther day he announced his political partyToday he’s clairvoyant
>>220055727could never be me as I always park further out then walk to my destination
eating slugs x
>>220055714I'm supping a bottle o' broon ale
Right well that’s a bloke offering me a can of beer randomly at 1pm!
the thread doesnt like him>gets no repleis >gets filtered>because of these reasons he has to run 20 personas. on the 17th he posted for 15+ hoursthe people that do see his posts leave because he makes the place dogshithe needs to ban evade constantly because his posts are shti he doesnt like this thread>spams his fixation for the hour (before switching personas) >if this is interrupted he freaks out >if something there he doesnt like he flips out >he has like a hundred "triggers" (shit that he doesnt like) to then take it upon himself to freak out his life is a series of failures and freakouts he does nothing but shit up the thread with his garbage or freak out and shit up the thread worse because hes jealous, angry, or isnt allowed or tolerated for once for these reasons he should not be allowed, because he is bad for the site. the site is a privilege not a given. he isnt entitled to posting
>>220055732not an irrational position in this day and age tbqh
ahh it lovely!
Rorke on the ropes
>>220055679We will deport you soon enough
do you lads ever feel like you go too far with the anti-americanisation stuff? regarding our language, I mean? because I was enjoying the vapors' [sic] song 'turning japanese' on the youtube and then I started seething uncontrollably about their americanised name. sometimes I just feel like I let it bother me too much
Hi, I know this space is mainly for British people, but I wanted to ask something. Does Restore britan actually have real support in the UK? Do you think it could win? I’m asking because I wish a party like that existed in Italy and other places in europe as well.
when I was a kid my friend and I would pretend to be wizards but we acted like it was real. If we were around other people we acted normal but that was just a ruse hiding our true wizard identities. If at any point one of us suggested that actually we weren't really wizards we'd get into a massive screaming match over it and not talk to each other for a while
>>220055786harry potter wizards or lord of the rings wizards?
>>220055770Where’s his skullcap?
>>220055773Don’t go far enoughHowever whenever people post about it here it’s basically pointless because everyone here is over 20 and probably won’t change how they spell something now
>>220055782more members than the lib dems
>>220055763Morning Mousey. What you having for lunch today?
>>220055782Rupert Lowe will save us
WATCH ALLAN BARTON
would like to be just rich enough to where i'm not a bee's dick away from homelessness at all times, but apparently that's too much to ask
Having heard about some of mousey’s meals I’m convinced he needs a fucking carer
>>220055794More like dbz but with wands instead of martial arts
>>220055511get on the wegovy
>>220055813It's a mindset. Work harder
>>220055823spend a lot of time standing about 20 metres apart from each other in a large open space talking shit to each other to pad out the runtime of the episode then?
>>220055851>metresFOY
Oh fuck SAKE my neighbour’s got the bastarding bbq on, he’s topless in his garden and I assume drunkThe state of this country
>>220055855havin a laugh ent ya
dipping chicken crimpy shapes in hummus and tzatziki
>>220055819Well you'll be relieved to know that most of the time it's a Pot Noodle He eats it with a Gary Eats video on a tablet pressed up to his face to trick his mind into thinking he's eating the food in the video
chickidee china, the chinese chicken
>>220055862this still makes me laugh. the image of it
>>220055862It was a tube of pringles and 8 sausage rolls last night
>>220055855Isn't metre the british spelling?
>>220055855imbecile
>>220055858Bazinga! You've fallen for another of my classic pranks!
>>220055856state of you lazy cunt lying at home on your arse on a wednesday afternoon judging a man having a good time
>>220055862your life is so grim
was best friends with a girl in kindy who grew up to be a famous multimillionaireif I'd played my cards right I could have gone the childhood friend route and been the reason she never lived up to her potential
>>220055856tell him to stop appropriating my culture, lest i sic a mob of feral abos upon him
>>220055873Someone did draw it once It was well funny
I’m a Rockstar Incel
>>220055881it’s 1pm not time to be day drunk and it’s 15c no time for a bbq
Feeling very ill and tired of toiling At least the weather is pleasant on my lunch break
>>220055851and shouting and shooting laser beams while flying yeah
Meant to be doing stuff today but I'm too lazy. Worthless slug of a man I am
taking zinc pills for... you know
>>220055914big spaffs yeah?reckon zinc also makes wanks feel better?
Is there a holiday today I don’t know about? It’s just that there’s a lot of them around today. Just thought it was early for them. That’s all.
>>220055914seen any impact? ordered some from the 'zon but haven't started them yet
>>220055914Do they actually work?Don't have a problem with it myself but I'd ve curious to try just for fun.
>>2200559148===D~~~~~
love doing spaffs, especially on a girl's face, or better yet up her axe wound
>>220055925Yep. Adam Levine's birthday
>>220055927why order from the 'zon? they're available in any supermarket or chemist
had a dream that I had a sister who died so I wrote the song with or without you but actually I don't have a sister and it was the bono from the U2 what wrote that song so yeah that's all I got to say really
>>220055898who fucking says so
>>220055898The fact is it is barbecue weather of you're a barbecue connoisseur
>>220055924it makes the orgasm itself better by virtue of it being longer but it doesn't make wanking itself feel better, there are supplements that can do that though (can't remember which)
any gringos in?
>>220055951ever shag her up the arseeeeee
>>220055953Me obviously?>>220055955It not
>>220055964yeah (in dreamcast)
Look at those chemtrails
Chemtrails aren't real rorke
>>220055961does gringo specifically mean yanks or just white foreigners in general?
>>220055927>>220055930they 100% help but hydration and abstinence and edging are way more impactful. its a whole algebra equation
>>220055969and who are you are you the barbecue and drinking expert are you?
>>220055798I had to search how the UK voting system works, but I think this is really positive, and I hope the UK can set an example for the rest of Europe.>>220055808I hope it's the start
>>220055933O-:
bet teen pregnancy is a bitch to deal with working at a schoolthat's probably a proper headache that must happen every other year and they just gotta keep dealing with it
>>220055961soy el jefe
>>220055933rude x
Corr right fancy a bbq nowIf only I lived in a house with a garden with people who loved me and not in a smelly one bed flat by myself
>>2200560061 every year at least
Aim high vote Lowe
NEW>>220056031>>220056031>>220056031
>>220056033>>220056033
>>220056020Don't you have public grills in parks and such? Just go there with some charcoal and sausages and get to grilling. Some people might even join in and become a friend.
>>220056049Probably get arrested if I tried to start a fire in public
