Me and the Lads on a Boat edition
The Kipper books were racist and should be removed from ALL libraries in ALL schools in England and Wales.
gosh I guess I have to pick one is the new, geez I'm so nervous
Hella conspiracy with them boats mate
Quite a nice day todayBut of course the pakis and wogs are wearing 2-3 layers for some reason
sad that we still haven't had a good plane crash over the middle east situation yetwe need to see a full flight of deanos explode
Need to get this afternoon of toil out of the way and then I'm free until 6am tomorrow
rip my jimmy savile thread
can someone post that picture of that cute elephant please?
My willy looks quite nice in my new nike boxers
>>220056054
had to google (surreptitiously) what meningitis is and fuck me that’s no good
>>220056067
>>220056068Get a picture going
>>220056088Why
>>220056098Can a nigga live
my flaccid cock is shorter than my flaccid ballsack does that mean it's small
>>220056067.
>>220056115S
Aim high vote Lowe
>>220056116How bigs your erect ballsack?
>>220056142looks like that footballer
>>220056134well what do you call your ballsack when it's at it's fully relaxed state with no shrinkage? I call that a flaccid ballsack
A large number of these images appear to not be elephants
>>220056067i can post my elephant x
>>220056096cute, but i could own a dog like this. far too emasculating.
>>220056116does it never go below the sack even on a summer day when the whole ensemble is 100% hanging out? if so then probably
>>220056142looks like shia labeouf
>>220056142cute
he said he could own it!!! He's unmasculine!!!
was stalking the toilfu's insta earlier and she's put up this photo where it looks like she's squatting down for one of those squat wees that women have to do when there's no bogs available
>>220056149Lamine
Down the creek Could go for a swim if i don't have to go back to the office
>>220056186did you imagine a king kong finger turd firing out her arsehole?
>>220056199is this in the north riding
Women see a man with a poodle cross and think there's a fella who could provide for me
>>220056199bro is a fish
>>220056212It is yes
>>220056199love a good creek
women see a man with a poodle cross and think I bet his flaccid ballsack hangs lower than his cock
>>220056031>Me and the Lads on a Boat edition
Women see a man with a poodle cross and think here's a man could express my anal glands if required
>>220056235Not sure they do actually
>>220056238did he die
impossible to change your life past the age of 25, your youthful energy and optimism is gone. basically locked in for misery at that point
Women see a man with a poodle cross and think________________________**women don't think
>>220056262With Jesus anything is possible
>>220056262fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>220056254yes and then someone found his phone on the bottom of the sea and uploaded the video
gonna get me a south east asian wife.cba dealing with white women
going to get some lunch sorted x
I get that people want to dismiss Sabrina carpenter's misandry with stuff like "it's just pop music" or "who cares what women say" but I still think it's reasonable to say that it's damaging to have popular media that says all men are bad
Boom, boom, boomHa, haReady for action, nip it in the bud, we never relaxin'OutKast is everlastin', not clashin', not at allBut see, my nigga want to do a little actin'Now, that's for anyone askin', give me one and pass 'emDrip, drip, drop, there goes an eargasmNow, you cummin' out the side of your faceWe tappin' right into your memory banks, thanksSo click it or ticket, let's see your seatbelt fastenedTrunk rattlin' like two midgets in the backseat wrestlin'Speaker box vibrate the tagMake it sound like aluminum cans in a bagBut I know y'all wanted that 808Can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass?But I know y'all wanted that 808Can you feel that B-A-S-S, bass?
>>220056262yeah it is mate may as well not bother helping yourself at all, you're stuck for life now
Mental how 15c is basically the temperature where everyone in this country suddenly decides they should day drink
>gonna get me a south east asian wife.>cba dealing with white women
>>220056313my jaw isn’t that recessed but yes :)
Rorke in his back yard listening to Megan Thee Stallion twerking with his top off
>>220056296what are you talking about shes a bimbo who makes bimbopop im sure she and everyone who listens to her loves men and willies
>>220056312we turn mediterranean beyond 15c
need a fat bogged wife
>>220056296To be honest I don't even believe she is a misandrist. It comes across as performative, as if she's decided that this 'yass queen slay' character is the most marketable and profitable for the time slot in which she is carrying out her career.That's not to say that adopting a 'boys are stupid, throw rocks at them tee hee' persona and punting it to tween girls isn't damaging to boys and men (it is) but if I am being cynical then yeah I don't think she even cares about any of this shite. It's a character.
Trappin’ wit’ my n**gas in the A-TownDungeon family represent, we comin’ for the cronem crown
>>220056313ktim! *jumps up and down while pointing at the screen*ktim ktim
>>220056308for some people it's just permanently over
Rorke and Leftypol organising a camping trip to somewhere remote so that they can settle their differences with nobody else for miles around
reckon i'd suck a trannys cock but no chance i would tongue her arsehole
The zesty cronemTake the thong outta ya bussy playa
Cro nem
i've been outside, got some vitamin D, and exercised. HAVE YOU?
feeling demoralised now
why does everybody describe everything as 'preformative' all of a sudden?
>>220056364holmgang
Crone m
rorke getting sent home from work for wearing home-made shoes
>>220056366coward
>>220056389No because I didn’t wash my hair todayCan’t be caught lackingOnly wash it every other day now but it gets so greasy on my off days
the cro-magnem
reckon alison brie has fended off the wall pretty well, wouldn't pick her for 43
>>220056397because performative behaviour is more common
Always feel bad when i go to Tesco or whatever and see a wagie completely broken
>>220056420mmmhmmm sup crodie x
>>220056429that's me
gimme some sugar babyyyy
>>220056436is that its knobber?
instagram reel of benidorm and spaniards acting uppity calling the brits colonisers>>220056436labradog
Skinny slim women got the cameltoe within 'em, you can hump themLift them, bend them, give them something to rememberYell out timber when you fall through the chop shopTake a deep breath and exhale your ex-male friendBoyfriend was borin' as hellBut let me listen to the story you tellAnd we can make moves like a person in jail, on the low
>>220056432you're weird
>>220056459noyou’re weird
>>220056451>t.
Hope you're all having lunch outside today
what a lovely day
>>220056486grim
chaining myself up in my smegroom
>>220056497white fence mentioned
>>220056497fucking bitch
Winston on bus m-2It picks up the crowd at 3.10
>>220056488lovely x
Godberg has smiled on us todayWonder what happened? Maybe the King has converted to Catholicism
>>220056497this is disgraceful, what a mess. she needs to grow up
>>220056488:3
art won't matter in the future, it'll all be slopped out by bots
Civic duty status?
She has been rewriting her debut novel...over...and over...and over again in a variety of different ways for the past four years. Every 6ish months we get treated to a video of her bragging about how she has finally finished it and has just sent it off to her agent. Then the next video she's starting it again. It's like groundhog day but more dull. At the moment she's rewriting it again by hand. My money is that next she's going to rewrite it in braille "Becooose I've alwaaaays wanted to lEaRn"
Dangerous day to be a peroni innit lads
My childhood friend just posted pictures of himself patrolling ruins in gaza
>>220056530Di King Charles is no CatholicOnly a Protestant can lead di United KingdomDi Jamaicans command itSorry Timmy x
It's just her self-delusion at play. Same reason for all her handwritten letters and commonplace journals. In her head, she's going to be a world famous author and Bone manor is going to get a blue plaque stating that beloved author Ruby Granger grew up and wrote 'Masterpiece X' in this house. That delusion is more fun and exciting than the actual reality of writing Masterpiece X and so instead she spends her days creating future artefacts that students everywhere will surely one day come from the four corners of the world to pour over in their attempts to unlock the mystery of her work and mind.She writes so many copies because she wants her future wikipedia page to say she wrote so many copies. Just like JK Rowlings does. Which is the same reason she went to Exeter, the same reason she writes by hand, and the same reason she's always pretending to love writing in cafes. If she can do everything the same way that JK Rowling did than surely she can replicate her success.
>>220056569Hope his next post will be his family announcing his brutal death
you have a secret brain within your arseas above, so below
>>220056486sir kefir yoghurt
>>220056598i use mine to make posts
off out nowwill be back later to get drunk and embarrass myself again
>>220056617All of us do, it would seem
12c in glasgow, not that warm. Sat here freezing and seething at all these posts from lads enjoying warm weather down south
newhttps://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-5https://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-5https://tattle.life/threads/gary-eats.51273/page-5
doing dips at the park and a group of kids and their parents decided to set up shop right next to the bars so i had to dip with an audience. bit embarrassing
Fucking hell lads it’s so warm i’m actually starting to sweat
>>220056580it’s so sadI really hate ruby because she’s just like meI hate myself
minky minky moo
i use my willy to make posts
>>220056635not even are gazza himself is safe from the witches of tattle life
>>220056652Fancy copping it up the arse?
red bullington down the hatchingtons, oh it lush xx
>>220056668…nh
>“Really, Erimentha, you’re the most hard-working eleven-year-old I know,” Mum says. “I am positive that you’ve got no reason to be worried about your academics”.>I look down at my spinach and broccoli pasta, feeling marginally better. Now that I think about it, Eleanor, despite being older, did nowhere near as much work as I did this summer. The other girls in my class might very well have done more than me, but I suppose I’ll just have to work extra hard if that’s the case.
>>220056645What’s ‘doing dips’?
>>220056692Flag fucking on
get rich and leave /brit/ behind
>>220056692terminal case of arrested development
>>220056692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4BRY-tdk_A
>>220056707
The way he describes food is so tedious, “The hash brown is very crispy on the outside” Groundbreaking!He’s like your annoying neighbor that wants to talk endlessly about cutting his grass twice a week becuase it rained. Sorry. He’s a complete idiot.
>>220056692haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKl0Mbrj02Y
i hate people who refuse to use cruise control with their inconsistent speed forcing me to adjust mine every 10 seconds, they're as bad as tailgaters really
I think I enjoy the process of downloading films and TV shows more than I enjoy watching them. Like just seeing the torrent sitting there and seeing the download speed go up as more and more peers connect, thinking to myself "yeah I have decent internet look how fast that's downloading, that's good".
>>220056727Oh looks hardWell doneBet some of the mums thought you looked fit
>>220056692used to write like this when i did GCSE English Lit
>>220056732who?
>>220056732I’ll never understand foid logicOh you hate this person? Not because they’re evil ir whatever but because they’re boring or annoying? Right, well. Better consume all content they put out and obsessively gossip about your hate for them.
>>220056773That's them done
>>220056753ever been diagnosed with or speculated to have (by a parent or teacher or something) autism lad?
Posting from my computer under Windows 11 running Edge
ive never been thorpe park
The word obsequious was made for Gary
>>220056635Why are they so angry? lmao>Not to pre-empt them but I bet they mention his obvious COPD and that weird rattling noise he makes as he takes a breath between sentences
love munching my toenails
>>220056045if youre unironically leftypol then you need to take a step back and look at your life yes you are exactly like the right wing caricatures
going to sweden tomorrow
>>220056820just not on in this day and age
reckon i had as traumatic a childhood as it's possible to have without getting bummed up the arse
>>220056820Writing a script so I can get my browser to load on my incelish linux thinkpad
>>220056813woman at toil has an adhd son and she said she thinks I have it. cheeky cunt
mmmm cock
>>220056859yeah?I’ve got the most modern OS and the most modern browser
>>220056866>buy a laptop>kneecap it by installing linux>cant even open a browser >>220056876my cock???
toilblatt made me go on a thinly veiled autism test before they allowed me to supervise staff
>>220056861Same but i also got bummed up the arse which honestly was probably the actual tipping point
buying niggers on ebay
it's a good job that penis and vagina start with the letters they do because V looks a bit like a lady's tuppence, and P looks like a willy pointing downwardsdon't even get me started on the word "Boob" either, it basically covers the chebbage factor from all angles, it's almost TOO perfect really
I'm watching now. Someone on YT has commented that "his table has been erected in a place that people have a piss in."
Food youtubers in general are just boring cuntsMashtag is the only decent one because he segues every food video into getting absolutely steaming
>>220056891good post
>>220056887what happened lad
>>220056887ex was nonced by her uncle and got furious when i asked her (when steaming) if he ever made her cum during the noncingthought it was a reasonable query at the time
>>220056893you rarely see asians get this violent
your mum's shagged so many lads her tuppence is more like a sixpence
>>220056921https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Sino-Japanese_War
blatant misogyny
>>220056891à quel prix ?
>>220056939yeh that was like 80 years ago. the webm was filmed recently.which supports my point really
>>220056921see it in videos of tourists (usually israeli) in thailand
>>220056928screan
>>220056089despise this webm
evil energy lurking beneath the surface of this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZxHtS0Ffb0
your mum's seen more jap's eyes than a tokyo optometrist
>>220056990out of jealousy?
>>220056916Got bummed up the arse didn’t INot much to itNot consensually obviously or I wouldn’t mention it>>220056918Maaaaate
had a pretty normal childhood personally
wonder why it's more expensive to live in the city than out in the suburbs, i thought the whole point of cities was to back a whole bunch of impoverished ethnics into as small a place as possible, and let them live in their own filth in between their shifts working at the paki shop or what have you
listening to radio 6 music as it werea good toil drone
>>220057005
my dad only went and died didn't hestate
>>220057059How Lin
Any normal family man in?
>>220056891>>220056963je vous serais reconnaissant de bien vouloir me faire un retour à ce sujet
>>220057060like just now?
>>220056133I'd vote Lowe if he sacked his retarded zoomer Catholic advisers
really want to own a massive fuck off cat like a maine coon or something, but even larger, like a south dakota nigger or summat
>>220057083At this time of day? In this thread? Nah
>>220057089nah
>>220057060F
>>220057050Depends a lot on your rent situation. If you live in a small studio ir with a flatmate the city is honestly cheaper because you don't have to own a car and can just go wherever on foot/bike or using public transportation. Also the suburbs are individual houses only, the lower cost oer square metre is offset by the larger plot size.
>>220057103you're better than this. quality over quantity
>>220057106Scream
how do i build a factory
>>220057100Never going to vote for Catholic run partyHe’d be better off making restore Ireland
Hair's falling out.
i love capybaras
More generally I'd say both "peak woke" and the current "retard right" are over-intellectualised excuses for abandoning all responsibility."I have no duty to anyone because society is run by patriarchy/jews/cisheteronormativity/globalists/systemic racism/longhouse..."
>>220057151ok
GayPorn4Less.Good porn, cheap porn, gay porn.
>>220057124well yeah i get all that but like, i feel like i should be able to afford some tiny bedsit and be able to live in complete isolation, i don't care if it's small as long as i have somewhere safe to sleep and store all my stuff
>>220057149same x
>>220057164you deserve nothing
>>220057175not what i said though is it
>>220057175why are you people so fucking angry all the time
>>220057195go away
the government gave my schizo mate a disability pension and a pretty nice flat free of charge simply for being a schizowish i were a schizo so i could get free stuff
>>220057195i have one of these
live in a run down shithole flat despite having the money to live somewhere much nicer. just cba with the effort
>>220057195mmmhmmm sup crodie x
A post dedicated to the fine Australian people:Just waiting for a mate:https://youtu.be/6wqzZOFOcYoTony Montana:https://youtu.be/KgGSWGdSfnMAll I had was me undies on:https://youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0MWhat a joker:https://youtu.be/ImCYPGuri90They came bounding over:https://youtu.be/uSe71lrfvHkYou broke my boomerang (RIP):https://youtu.be/2-FLme4Yx5gAt ease, General:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VRbe3BQNgQSucculent Chinese Mealhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRaa1js92Hk
sex with gabby logan
>>220056813yes many times including by professionalsnever diagnosed though so I get no bennies nil nada zilch
>>220057255personal favourite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg
gabby logan sex arse
>>220057255succulent chinese meal fella died last year
will they get done for thishttps://xcancel.com/BrandonStraka/status/2033864762065621492
>Bonnie Blue charged with outraging public decency after ‘fake sex act outside London embassy’ITS OVER
im so powerful
i'd be printing money against today's lingo contestants
>>220057261maybe you should try and get it diagnosed then, one time i gaslit my ex into thinking she was autistic and she went and got tested and now she's a diagnosed sperg, i was just chatting shit when i said that but apparently qualified medical professionals agree with me. either that or the whole autism thing is utter rubbish
Dude I had to solve 12 captchas just to post. What the fuck happened to this site. What the fuck. It's been years. What a fucking shithole
had a steak canadian with onions
>>220057255kino
horny for some 55 year old menopausal puss
I can pinpoint the exact moment my life changed for the worst When I gained access to the internet.
>>220057296heard she was pregnant lately. even though i've never shagged her or been anywhere near her i'd still say there's a non-zero percent chance that i could be the father, and so could any of you tbqhwy (to be quite honest with you)
@Britjeets>>220053863>>220053863>>220053863
sucking a mate
>>220057345armpit erotic
>>220057312might do after my next work-induced suicidal meltdown lad, might do
there are literally no non-white Brit posters mate
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
put the missus in a chastity belt
>>220057378I'm black
mental how the fella who played hank in breaking bad went to harvard university
>>220057362leave this thread at once you repugnant little feces elemental
>>220057386why does she have the keys
>>220057386based
umm
might be the first bangladesh post I've seen and now I have filtered bangladesh
>>220057410she doesnt have the key to the collar obviously
>>220057410those could be the keys to anything
really need to go through my porn collection and trim some of the weeds because i'm running out of storage spaceif it's been on there for more than a year and i've wanked to it fewer than 3 times then it simply must go
will never understand blokes who save porndon't they know they invented porn sites
8 Day Stinkers! – The Forgotten Gold Rush Fire Starter!STAY TUNED!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyMoiH0Uoz0
>>220057445just buy one of those external SSD drives and put it all on that
>>220057418chastity cages were initially designed for women, it wasn't until this modern degenerate era that male chastity cages came outwouldn't date a woman who is this stupid frankly *tips fedora and disapparates*
>>220057461the CIA keeps deleting porn from the internet (they also invent a lot of porn to psyop more people)
>>220057366many are saying this
>>220057478yeah i've already got two of them, 2tb of storage and they're practically bursting at the seams, and i have them all neatly categorised by genre
Having a porn collection is peak incel
>>220057100>retardedThey're based?
>>220057497thats too much porn holy shit. go back it up to the internet. you dont need that much even if the bombs drop and internet goes down
british people be like oim a peedofoile
Older bloke at work says I look like one of the Andy's from Hot Fuzz, I think he meant the one played by Paddy Considine.Neither an insult nor a compliment really.
>>220057508what if you have sex or have had sex
>>220057461Comes in useful whenever the internet is down
>>220057515i am autistic as hell when it comes to quality so every last clip is at least 1080p with many being 4k so that bumps up the file sizes a fair bit
grim porn wankersgo away
i don't consider it a porn collection, i consider it a pretty ladies collection, some of whom are nude and/or being shagged
>>220057541gp
>>220057497>*rubs a magnet on them*
ever taken a girl's virginity lads? any tips?
>>220057509Yeah because nodding along with Muslim preachers on telly and thinking pre-marital sex is a pressing issue that people base their vote on is based
>being shagged sort of cucked
Any big bums in?
>>220057541GPW crew
why do you guys spell it paeioudephile
>>220056486Looks good but Rorke will dismiss kefir as "woke nonsense"
leftypol cumming from eating pussy
>>220057569i reckon you could ask google or chatgpt and get a very succint answer. FOY
>>220057577s
>>220057577hwoling this is something I would do
siri why do they spell it paeioudephile
>>220057534clue status: in smithereens
>>220057569From the greek root of paed - meaning child. A pedophile would be a lover of feet.
sir kefir starmer
>>220057577ktim
love licking a girl's twat, it's like scranning a bit of lukewarm sushi
defend The West
>>220057607this post wasnt me. gayest post I have ever seen i my life or a woman (thats hot)
sir brit poster
>>220057577roar
are they making escort websites illegal in Scotland? I need to get some pussy if its legal before they ban it otherwise I might go kill myself
>this post wasnt me.mousey is such a narcissist
New>>220057661>>220057661>>220057661
sir keith urban
