Jay Kay edish
Are you bantering me mate?
>>220057661was about to call you out for linking to the old but it looks like the coast is cleartruly that fake new linker has me paranoid and reactionary as can be
Jesus Christ is the port in the storm.
there's an intruder in my cupboard i'm 99% sure of it but can't prove it
if I was in a relationship with a policeman and he died I wouldnt care (im not gay)
>>220057684he's done you
incessant banging noise coming from above
i'm not gay or attracted to men in any way, but i love porn so much i wank to gay porn anyway
>>220057699*if I werehypothetical, subjunctive mood
TIL mousey thinks my post was gay af :/
You genuinely cannot convince me having a gf is worth it. I am absolutely sick of her fucking shite.
>>220057708sorry that's me and your mum
>>220057720i made this post
>>220057697theyre just gaslighting you thanks though I wouldve been worried that because I find it comfortable then they would be doing that with the prop to try take comforts away, if I thought about it
>>220057721scat play isn't mandatory mate
going for an incel walk to sainsburys soonsun's out so it'll be nice x
>>220057721Give her a smack
have smooched catberg on his cute little forehead so often that he sometimes "kisses" me back by pushing his gross wet nose against my face
Sir Jamirorkeuai
>>220057721break up with her then
>>220057721Prefer men do you?
feels like a friday doesn't it
>>220057736Don't go to Sainsbury's they'll harvest your biometric data!!
>>220057742omg omg omg
>>220057745duh duhduh duhrearranging furniture
>>220057731he's pretending not to be in my cupboard? i can't open the door because a drawer is jammed open and if i stick my hand in to fix it he can grab my hand.i'll just have to walk around with a hammer in my hand for the next 2 hours
not face that i cant post the horses
today I saw someone with a nice body and it made me happy :)
>not face
>>220057769maybe go check or ask someone the last time you checked your meds, not that I care that you are a mentalist nobody is in there if you cant even open it
is it worth trying out the dating apps if i want a serious relationship as a virgin little introverted autistic incelif it is hinge or bumble
>>220057760he’s my special boy
>>220057735bit contrived but i screamed nevertheless
>>220057769maybe go check or ask someone the last time you took your meds*
getting the beers in fuck it
big dick ass nigga
>>220057802yeah but make sure you include a gym selfie as your first photo, women are all superficial beasts so they really do go for all that shit
>>220057721get her in a chastity belt lad
bit of poo came out just then
>>220057846go away
meltdown because people arent posting about chastity or being faggots even though he tried to force faggotry many times
wish i didn't have social anxiety, i go on youtube and i watch so many videos of people going out and doing whatever they want without stressing out over anything, can't even imagine how free they must feel
Mr. K Dilkington
>>220057797if he were able to get into the cupboard (by way of breaking in then hiding; the evidence) then the drawer could easily be positioned in a way that allowed entrance but not easily to mechecking would expose myself to the direct threat of danger rather than a sneak attack which i'm ready for
i require a catholic wife
>>220057881
>>220057886youve got a hammer so why not go to the danger now instead of later when you have no weaponactually, remember it is easier to defend than to attack
literally never seen a good canadian post everat least the yanks are so uninhibited that they sometimes say something funny by accident
>>220057815<3
he literally slept from 5am-2pm and he's immediately back to spamming. absolutely unreal life this lad leads
reckon the reason kippahs were invented was so jewish blokes could hide their bald spots
screaming at my poo until my lurgs burst
>>220057960what do you hope to accomplish with that?
Report the parasite. He has no right to post here.
>>220057940profoundly mentally ill bloke isn't he
>>220057936roaring
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>>220057924i'll lay an ambush. it's in my own home rather than, say, a street so any action can be justified even if i stand by the door in the dark, it could be the place i stand in during free time.
>lurgs
>>2200579408 hours of sleep for me then I washed my face, had a cigarette, and then went for a walk. (parklife!)
>>220057991ok sure. again though go check your meds before you hurt someone
clogged the bog with one of my triceratops shits again
Begging Mousey to seek medical assistance for his obvious mental derangement
>>220057661It makes me cringe whenever I see someone driving a ferrari outside of a track. Pathetic that they're trying to show off. My BMW is much more practical, mature and still almost as quick
lads, ketchup or mustard??
>>220058047t. Jealous nigga
How can you let these fuckin losers walk around wearing this shit on their faces? I'm serious, why does the city council let them wear this? I'm not talking about on a freezing cold day during winter.
>My BMW is much more practical, mature and still almost as quick
>>220058068>People I like wearing balaclavas: based!>People I dislike wearing balaclavas: cringe!
>>220058068covid safe innit
>>220058068
>>220057841trueyou have to treat women's attraction through the most simplistic primal lens women don't build attraction through a long term understanding of a man's character
>>220058077s
>>220058068lmao DYEL
>>220058024don't worry they're right where i left them
>>220058068one on the far right probably the one with the big knife, but the red top is maybe a threat, or the alpha... I think that he would be the one to run away (and snitch probably) or murder you based on my knowledge of rap
>>220058068you gonna cry?
can someone remove the background people in this image with AI or something
rorke gets so close to class consciousness then ruins it by being a racist chud
about to go and take a massive dump. i'll answer any questions when i get back.
ignoring a phone call and email im suppose to take
>>220058141you too leftypol
I'm a Patriotic, Anti-Woke, Working Class, Protestant, Communist, Republican
>>220058169leftypol and rorke both seething at this
>>220058159ktim
>>220058141class consciousness is secondary to racial consciousness lad!
sir sexy milf
>>220058159Based fellow lazy bastard
>>220058159ktim!!
>>220058169you out to be clapped in irons and thrown in the dungeon you foul bastard
get me wanked
ignoring a cock im suppose to take
Operation Awesome Sauce
do FBI agents glow in the dark like CIA
life is so bleak
addicted to the smell of my belly button
>>220058257much happier than you are
mate of mine has a son who is named - get this - "harvey"poor little bugger's going to be a virgin for his whole life
how are you supposed to act when walking past someone on the pavement?I feel like I'm just awkwardly staring at them or trying to look somewhere else and they're pre-occupied with something in their mind or on their phone
>>220058328nah Australians would have that name and say that
>>220058328being a virgin isnt supposed to be a bad thing but that’s just my opinion
>>220058347move a bit to the side so you don't walk into each other and continue walking while in a world of your own.not hard
>>220058347just walk past them?
>>220058369hadn't even considered that, just seems like a neeky name is all
>>220058347smile at them and say "hey" or "morning" or something
haven't been following the news lately, might do a cursory glance at /pol/ to see if it's happening or not
>>220058328Harvey Keitel shagged the therapist from The Sopranos. Could do much worse
>>220058347stare them down alpha style
Nowt to get up for
>>220058429nothing ever happens
whenever i go outside i wish i was in my roomwhenever i'm in my room i wish i was outside
>>220058429Well you aren't missing out, nothing ever happens you see
>>220058452screeninf
may as well get on the cans hadn't we
>>220058452scram
>>220058442>>220058456yeah but like come on lads, even a stopped clock is right twice a day
I reckon being here has made my thinking worse, it's reinforced negative thought patterns about me being evil and a gremlin and not worth knowing by other people. Yet here I still am and will continue to be, wahey!
just said 67 skibidi to my nephew and he called me unc
still chasing the high of when this cute woman in her late 20s smiled at me when i walked past the bus stop
Think I could shoot myself and probably could take a bunch of pills Don't think I could hang myself or jump off a bridge though
>>220058498*rips your ears off*
maga is so cringe
>mfw interacting with captcha multiple times just to verify my email addressI know I'm helping to train AI so that it can continue taking over the world tooThe modern internet is so fucking shite
>>220058452wtf
Going to go out and make it a goal of mine to speak to 1 (just one) cute girl. Wish me luck lads
Heatherpaedo has taken out an AI subscription (evident in the higher quality images) so that he can spam his paedo slop in greater fidelity.
>>220058509wonder if suicide tourism is a phenomenon in yankland or if they dont let forrens in firing ranges
any talks to himself in the car man in
>>220058546why do you have a car
>>220058545Wouldn't want to shoot myself in a firing range tbf cause it would cause hassle to others
>>220058257The "proudest" people I've ever met have been race mixing Irish
>>220058452idgi
>>220058534Just say it confidently and move on if she doesn't give any interestGood luck
>>220058564just carry a wad of cash in your jacket for the cleanup crew
>>220058558to drive
Mousey becoming Scotland's first assisted dying recipient
Is it true that while Irish people from Ireland want to unite but Irish from Northern Ireland are happy as British and don't want to unite?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBF9nRnjdcs
>"I told you rorke, you better not misgender one more trans woman."
>>220058588no stallions?
>>220058590scrcrscwca
>>220058598neigh, got two geldings and a mare
>>220058579Say what?
>>220058545we don't even check id to vote let alone gun ranges
>>220058597*pretends not to see him and fakes looking into the distance over his head*who said that?!?
>>220058614theyre still stallions. do (or can) they get boners
>>220058640mouse please seek help
poos: i do them(You)s: i get themwanks: i have themyanks: i hate them
>>220058546Yes I do. If that makes me a freak then so be it
I bet that AI wont be allowed to tell me because it is too woke whether or not (I think they cant) they cum still. 2. if they get boners (even though their T is lower). 3. they still masturbate, and, if they cant cum then masturbate forever?
>>220058624depends what you want but if you want her number and maybe a date then just compliment her and see if she is giving you any interest (smiling, asking you back questions) then ask for her number
>>220058669quite nice isn’t it
>>220058592>hurr its all Britains faultHate this bollocks with a passion. People in Britain would happily have given norn ireland over, only autistic ulsterman give a shit
>>220058681>theyWhat?
Back from work, time to relax. Seen any good fillums lately lads?
noticing a lot of aggro between yanks and aussies
Beep boop beep beep beep boop
>>220058690I can think of many nicer things, such as spending time with an attractive woman
>>220058731Thoughts on bojak horseman?
>>220058731you are deeply disturbed and I hope you never get your greasy fingers on a horse
Rewatching Rome
going to a new barber will they be offended if i show him a picture of the style i usually go for? is it like showing a picture of an engine to a mechanic or smth
I hope I get my fingers on a greasy horse
slapped catberg on the bonce for having the gall to meow at me after he's already had 2 dinners tonight, fat little cunt is eating us out of house and home
>>220058778oh he'll be raging mate.
>>220058731toby no
>>220058778>will my barber be mad for making his job easieryeh defo dont do that you fucking mad man
>>220058709No, none at all. I have watched fillums but they have all been shite unfortunately so can't recommend any Mr. Ayatollah
>>220058731>fact: animals such as horses can consenteven baby horses?
>The first ever catberg post was made by a yank
As a man of mystery I simply give one word to the barber: "short"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVCoI5cnh7Yanyone here look like and sound like this
>>220058776fucking where
rorke and leftypol teaming up to go on pointless
>>220058592it's complicatednorthern ireland has 41% british-identifying people, 39% irish-identifying people, and 20% northern-irish-identifying peoplei dont know what they think in the republic of ireland
my barbers a fat gay italian bloke
We should just take over Ireland
>>220058778absolutely howling at the thought of a barber losing his shit at this
>>220058848We stand on the shoulders of giants
>>220058860yh me
>>220058864Huh wut u mean?
>>220058848>>220058909based yankbergs :)
Rorkes barber stopping to have a fag have way through his trim and flicking ash onto rorke who says nothing
>>220058723tune
Anyone want to buy my bottled farts
>>220058909couple rare good posts by yanks
>>220058924how are you watching it, even hbo says its unavailable in uk
prehistoric niggas be like hmmmm today I'm gonna travel 3,500 kilometers away to a different continent even though the entire human population could fit in a single city
>>220058909>>220058848Mumberg predates it which was invented by a brit
was shaving my head with my beard trimmers for years, just pop the guard off and buzz it down then one day i decided ill try razor shave it and cut my head in about 8 places now i have a few scars on my head
>>220058999Appears as it an Aussie coined the term mumberg
>>220059010slaphead twat
incel scholars debating about the inventors of gimmicks again are they
as per dr's orders
>>220059017stolen from toilberg
>>220058960I'm guessing they did the journey over a period of time. Not just in one day.
>>220059042harsh but ultimately true comment
bee yourself
>>220058960is that dog still terrorising you
saw a cat today it was black with a fat body and quite stubby legs and wouldn't interact with me because I'm a smelly incel
>>220058960hunter gatherers need a lot of land to...hunt and gatherniggas hadn't invented farming yet
sprinting at random pedestrians whilst screaming
some decent gimmicks going
brother is 16 and mumberg STILL cooks different things for himwe're having salmon for dinner and he's getting nuggets and chips
>>220059065At least make your own sauce mate. It’s a doddle
>>220059093>>220059124don't encourage the russbot he never replies
>>220059140cor love nuggies get in lad he is living like a king
Make a video of a child begging for rice outside a refugee tent in a desert enviroment, make the child have an Arabic/Middle Eastern phenotypeMake a video of a child begging for rice outside a refugee tent in a desert enviroment, make the child have an Arabic/Middle Eastern phenotype
seeing happy couples makes me feel like elliot rodger
how can the MI6 be a secret intelligence service if we all know it exists haha
>>220059140mumberg still cooking for the both of you
>>220059141come on lad don't reply to gimmickmong with the most boring gimmick of all time posting food from some mong on twitter https://x.com/Steven59066/status/2034011732696240604
sir smart meter
everytime you give me a (you) my shock collar activates
home made 'bab for tea
can't be doing with this get the bloody catberg rapedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY
>>220059113good advice but this doesnt work!
>>220059140To be fair, salmon is not very tasty
>>220059207looks nice, was it difficult to make?
>>220059207big poo
>>220059207love a bit of skewered poo
>>220059207oh aye thats home made alright
>>220059207a true /brit/ special
there's a black cat that likes to sit on my porch but he always run away when i try to talk to him :(
get the jobby skewered
>>220058959>he doesn’t pirate
>>220059207SameHere's one the missus cooked up last night
>>220059197Lucky for you the lad below posted the massive poo döner which is attracting a lot of (you)'s
>>220059207what's the point of the drip pan if the poo ended up at the bottom of the machine regardless
>>220059273this image crops up in my mind at least once a month
Why don't the zoomers know how to pirate?How many subscriptions do they have??
>>220059296many people have been saying this
>>220059309corrrr now that is a daily dose
>>220059309Only americans can be this daft
>>220059292>lucky
yeh've got tae have yer scran
green witch on a broomstick just flew over my house
BREAKING: The Masons Are Building Their Own Townhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P349yhXQLQ
>>220059309
I'm not a jabroni
>>220059309what's the name of the bloke to the right of joe rogan? forgot his name, a gay fella as i recall
>>220059166you’re still normal. i've reached a point where i dont feel anything when i see those people enjoying this pozzed world. im what they call incelmaxxed
>>220059379already exists lad its cheadle
>>220059367> “have” not “hae”Fucked it
i fancy a poo
>>220059384
>>220059398Sam somethng
och aye im a scotchman! have ye got any haggis?
>>220059407>He hasn't heardlad...
Good afternoon fellow Cheadlerians!
faggits n pays
>>220059309Sam Harris is alright but the rest are dire
Sam Hyde
>38W>29L
>>220059363um!
>>220059410wasn't going for the full porridge wog accent you understand, just a bit of northern flavour like
>>220059466What's wrong with them? Why are they green
>>220059273I refuse to believe that's real
>>220059511Confirmed Green voters in 2029
Got £750 under my mattress
mad how the jews kicked molyneux of youtube and officially branded him a white supremacist, he always seemed fairly moderate to me, if anything he was too kosher to be that based
When leftypol says misinformation he simply means if came from a source outside the institutions
>>220059525how many tesco meal deals is that?
Orange got cucked by lemon
>>220059552136 if you go for the luxury meal deal.
>>220059273mad how it takes 2 years to become a nursejust to be a poo janny for some 400 pound monstrosity
>mad how the jews kicked molyneux of youtube and officially branded him a white supremacist, he always seemed fairly moderate to me, if anything he was too kosher to be that based
i don't understand the concept of "per capita"
>>220059564>tfw no qt orange gf
>>220059273that poo really is uncannily willy-shapedbet she was getting wet carrying that thing around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pzj8W_DpPg
was feeling a mite peckish so i've grabbed a handful of cherry tomatoes from fridgeberg and am now scranning em
>>220059593alri leftypol
getting my daily dose of sargon and molyneux
i have to take a pee lads :/
taking my vitamins
>Ever Anderson is 18
>>220059681ktwm eight years agogood times ;_;
my favourite Beatle?Pee'd Bestthat's Pee'd Best ladies and gentlemen
>>220059742bitch name ever
molyneux was unironically the one who turned me into a rorke back in 2012
ring ding da ding ding ring ding da ding ding ding
>>220059745>>220059681I used to watch Hindu nationalist channels like aaj ki taja khabar (aktk) and sam sharma show circa 2018
i am having to go and do the pickings up of mein carberg which hast been in das autoshoppen for the past 6 days, ja
where’s the arseraping new
turkish niggas be like hello i am turkish
>>220059863shhh not yet my love
Might become an influencer
rorke travelling time to his past life on 18mg of suboxin and playing the angler outfit minigame in osrs
>>220059830are you a muslim nationalist now?
>>220059578My mate joined ukip as a kid and everyone just thought it was really funny
>>220056031>>220056031>>220056031
>>220059876merhaba efendim :D
>>220059959>>220059959>>220059959
if they gave opioid-haitused people going back to opoids, palm oil (or a palm oil and heroin injection) they could use their old doses. going back to it and using your old dosages is a bigly dangerous part of the drugs
