melty edition
>>220059959
ella
I give off Rockstar Incel Vibes..
>>220059979aww perhaps she isnt an evil bug eye monster after all
>>220059959get some liam perrins on that pronto
>>220059977tftp
>>220059959could arserape a toasted vegemite scranga or two rn
>>220059918no hindu antinationalist more like
>>220059995what does this look like
>>220059959>american cheesevile
>>220060037Ian Watkins type shi
>>220060037Elliot Rodger in a leather jacket
Investing in some bolognese today
>>220060048unironically less likely to fuck dogs than other girls
cleaned me bike today
he's always looking at that blue website and chuckling to himself
>>220060071Well you're not you're heatherpaedo and you're stealing content from X
>>220060129my gf to herself
The hangover scran
got miagag on
>>220060092going to lube my chain later
>>220060071oh my god i am melting down because you didn't go to the shop and buy precisely the correct amount of each individual component of that sauce and make it yourself at greater expense and inconvenience for no reason
>>220060149lush
Man, I'm feeling like a Rockstar
>>220060149would do terrible, terrible things for this rn
back from sainsburys and i've got myself a pork pie, crisps, cheddar and branston in front of me cor
>>220060171can't tell if this is a man or a woman
burger
>>220060197OH YOU'RE FROM SAINSBURYS
been called a racist, as if it were a bad thing
Roommate listening to Korean(?) audiobooks on loudspeaker again, either every single one is about getting revenge and becoming rich or he’s listening to nothing but those
>>220060158will do this as well and adjust the brakes
dibididibdib
>>220060048Did you pop over to ride a bus in America?
we making good posts today then or nah
louis walsh just died
gnashing my teeth and wailing
toenails are looking dinosaur claws again
I don't consent to drinking water.
>>220060255i think i need to bleed one of mine, another thing on the list of things to do
>>220060301drink it
>>220060247get him a gun
wonder what game i'll watch tonight.. maybe spurs
Rorke's got into the ashes and sackcloth again...
hate hate hate womeni'm a seething little incel x
It was real. All of it.
rorke never cutting his toenails, never shaving his pubes, wearing the same pants he has for the last two weeks, sleeping on the same sheets he hasn't washed for months so he has back acneall because he doesn't have to worry about bringing a woman back
>>220060348hope it happens again desu
Firstdatetoil in under two hours but she hasn't replied to my message confirming It's so over for me.
>>220060356>sleeping on the same sheets he hasn't washed for months so he has back acnektim
The unvaccinated deserve badges of honour. They had iron will through it all. They bowed to no one. They were pressured by every single aspect of society. Government. Media. Celebrities. Their own families. Their closest loved ones. Yet, through all of that they maintained their integrity. These men are the true noble warriors fighting against uncaring mega corporations. Now the truth has come out, the unvaccinated are wholeheartedly VINDICATED.
Mad how America is a hellscape of a country which produces slop like this
i had a really weird skin infection on my left leg once, painful boils popping up all over my lower leg and around my footwent away after a while but the circular scars are still there because after the boils popped the flesh underneath was rotted away
>hear french spoken in tesco>turn around expecting to see a beautiful gaullish woman from beneath the loire>blacks
close the fucking pubs
>>220060149Would demolish this, box and all
I award you Adolf Hitler Iron Cross of Resisting Peer Pressure
>>220060390acktually sharknado is a self-aware parody of bad films
>>220060428drip drip
>>220060383If by superheroes you mean asocial virgin freaks who will never have sex then yeah that's pretty accurate
>>220060428Ah the bus stop from Mr Bean
fucking hate my beard pattern how bad is this? i’ve never grown it out to see but i never feel it’d even be worth trying
Little paki fellas whizzing around on mopeds
keep getting the chubby mummies grwm reels at the top of my fb feed the algorithm has me by the bollocks utterly
rishi sunak's actions during covid saved britain
Going outside and seeing ethnicities I’ve never seen before
>>220060410
>>220060428why is there a bike lock on the bin?
>>220060453wog
mr bean sir
>>220060454it's blackies on e-bikes around my way
>>220060458alri marco pierre white
>>220060473would still
>>220060458fucking dire
>>220060498she should do that on my cock
Snackaroni cheese
oh, horses can consent, yeah? well my opinion is wrong and I disagree with you so youre reported and banned
>>220060476i’m just irish and arab
>>220060428Play up Pompey, Pompey play up
>>220060453alri jose fernandez
>>220060528Fake mousey
6 headed shark attack
nephew just called me unc is it over?
dickhead neighbour is cutting his grass
>>220060428https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.8001365,-1.0914961,3a,75y,170.06h,81.16t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1stNzGAAlUK-JtnQCGMwg8ow!2e0!5s20240701T000000!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D8.843964145078303%26panoid%3DtNzGAAlUK-JtnQCGMwg8ow%26yaw%3D170.05683399016576!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDMxNS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
shan’t click that
>>220060569>ep=EgoyMDI2MDlel
>>220060558sounds like one of your gods
you're out ya fuckin mind
Operation World Jewry is still far from completion
looks like ghost of Graham Norton® AntiVirus shat on it
bunch of fucking babies. just click the map link
>>220060598misread that as operation world jerry was about to say just get tom to eat the fat cunt
RIGHT NOW I'M DANGEROUS
My name is Suchk Mehoff
getting myself a nice panama hat for summer
>>220060569it was real
god the fucking lockdown was so fucking kino
>>220060633Going to Glastonbury festival are you
haha geoguesser guy. he's done it again
>>220060656no mate
>>220060633hola patron
>A Panama hat is a traditional, hand-woven, brimmed straw hat originating from Ecuadorbit misleading that
>>220060633Will get one of those when I'm an old bastard
>>220060678Panama’s not a real country mate
keir not joining the war in iran has meant that my life has changed for the better
Ruby Granger
>>220060687
Dateberg has replied we're good to go for tonight
>>220060687would be interested to know what proof they have that this actually took place
>>220060638uk towns are so ugly and depressing
mad how fit they are
>>220060720A photo or video I would imagine
>>220060722adult women yeah?
heading to mosque in my robe and sports direct trainers
>>220060719You two done the shags yet? How's her arse look
>>220060721t. scummer
>>220060721the most disgusting looking country in the west
alri
>>220060662
>>220060721To be fair I think Portsmouth is supposed to be a shithole
>>220060627mental choon
>>220060720She admitted to it and apparently visual evidence of the kids eating it in picture. It was her hubby's sperm>Her ex-husband Dennis Perkins was said to be working in the sheriff’s department and faces 150 charges. He will face trial at a later date in May.>Her ex-husband Dennis Perkins was said to be working in the sheriff’s department and faces 150 charges. He will face trial at a later date in May.
>>220060725they'd need an unbroken video from the moment the man coomed, the cakes were baked and then consumed otherwise the defense would argue all the prosecution have is that a teacher gave cupcakes to her class and they ate themprove there were sperm in those cakes
>>220060719Looks like the guy she actually wanted to go out with ghosted herNow she’s going for plan c
day 2 of mild sun in england: saw a shirtless man in a park (leng) and audibly gasped. i’m drinking a strawberry milkshake, both for the taste and because it’s a really nice shade of pink. i’m going to lie by a canal and read a book written by a man in psychosis in 1917.
>>220060755belgium
>>220060786
>>220060785Make me
>>220060790you gay?
>>220060790W. Olly Wüffter
the cronem have been alerted
>torrent film that has a lot of foreign language in it>retard who uploaded it didn't include subtitleswhat the fuck goes through people's heads when they do this bullshit?
>>220060790swear sun changes everything in life.
>>220060786Why are you so vitriolic and nasty?
>>220060790>saw a shirtless man in a park (leng)Now mate I know you meant to talk about female bums & arsesThey'll be none of that talk here
>>220060790>written by a man in psychosisJust like your post
>>220060825just get them from opensubtitles
>>220060835I come from a high conflict environment and faced constant scorn as a shy young man
>>220060825is annoying but you just go to subscene then download the english sub for whichever rip you've just piratedthe real nightmare mode is downloading a file only to find it has hardcoded Korean subs jesus christ fuck me
saw a shirtless female bum & arse in a park (peng)
>>220060790come to marston green and say any of that
how's he done that then
>>220060832They want to keep this secret from youAnd want to keep you in their dark cold prison coloniesMeanwhile Thailand & SEA is popping off
Is that post by mihai??
silly german at toil somehow sent an email to a mass distribution list that then went to every single mailbox in the company. some of them were automated so responded, sending another copy to every single mailbox in the company. resulting in mailbox bots just responding to everyone all at once as well as people yelling at the bots to stop, making the bots reply again. each time it went to everyone.read the original email and has an attached voicemail sent via skype of a man going "hallo! this is a test :)"massive melty over that.
>>220060786Horrible little freak
>>220060860corr any pics?
>>220060867AI generated image of a barn converted to human society
>>220060872I thought he was dead
>>220060867climbed up there i reckon
imagine dying with /brit/ open
>>220060804>>220060835>>220060876what if he's right though
any smooth criminal in
>>220060901probably wont get found for like 3 months so your electricity might run out and computer turns off
>>220060901did this myselfwas quite embarrassing
>>220060919Define “gambling”
>>220060901poo
Feeling giddy and ecstatic
horse penis HORSE COCK!!!!!
>>220060908Does it matter? You're never her first pick unless you're married at 18 and she was a virgin freak
Mental, truly MENTAL, how much happier and more positive and chilled I feel when the weather starts getting nice and bright and warm like it’s been this week.
>>220060965ADONBILIVIT
imagine dying with sph porn open
>>220060978font
Do you lads not have your screen set to lock automatically after ~10 mins idle?
>>220060901twomad dying while playing overwatch
im horse
>>220060987why would i do that?
yes hello ghostbusters? this one >>220060935
>>220060973He did alright for himself didn't he
Ok, that burst of positivity has subsided, I am now feeling blackpilled & furious
>>220060987ive got this but its wired to a bomb in the walls somewhere so that if I get murdered in my home I can take all of us down with me. also it releases mustard gas
playing the resident evil 4 remake
it pie night
>>220061014so if you die while browsing no one will see your cringe tabs and such
>>220061028peng, love itx
>>220061018She did tbf. He's rich and their kid looks totally normal
>>220061028dogshit
gay if you wouldnt
>>220061018i like when he complained about midgets being cast as the 7 dwarves so they just replaced them with CGI
>>220060919How did they do it?
doing a poo
Got the sparkling jew from 7/11
Blink 182 - Voyeur.mp3
trembling like a newborn faun
>>220061057Kicked the step stool out from beneath him
bringing back saying biatch
got the woke mind virus aka AIDS
still upset that I never got the chance to get the full samurai outfit dual katanas end game outfit to kill Nex with it 3000 times before they get shut down anyway
biatch i don't remember the last time i showered
>>220060978That feeling doesn't kick in for me until it actually stabilizes in April - May
>>220061092more like, like a horse (Canadian horse)if youre real Canadian and a girl
>>220060473Puking aside this girl is insanely hot
yesterday I ate 2 tubes of pringles for palm oils and working out got me really sweaty after like 10 pushups, but afterwards I felt less tired
>>220061147have you gone off mice
>>220061072Was listening to blink 182 earlierClassic 1990s band tbf
female iliac eroritc
>>220061028get the mods installed
Drinking a sprite
>>220061210good lad
drinking a detox vit hit mandarin orange
+1 to my postscount
There are some fantastic sites to visit in England if you're American, many of them connected to great Americans!1. Washington Old Hall>The ancestral home of George Washington, near the village from which his surname originates2. Sulgrave Manor>Built by George Washington's great-great-great-grandfather, Lawrence Washington, in the late-16th Century3. Bull House>The home of Thomas Paine in the years before he emigrated to the New World4. Austerfield Manor>Childhood home of William Bradford, Mayflower passenger, Governor of Plymouth Colony and the author of 'Of Plimoth Plantation'5. Whitechapel Bell Foundry>The foundry in which the Liberty Bell was originally cast6. Texas Legation in London>The building that housed the legation of Texas during its independence between 1836 and 1845There are many others too!
>>220061210V nice
>>220061051
I found out at work today that there are people who do proper multitasking, where they have different pieces of work or tasks on their to do list at the same time. I thought it was a buzzword management speak thing
>>220061244sexo
Thinking about the time I was at uni and I was leaving a society extent with a girl who had picked up one of the cans of beer they were giving out and “I’m not sure if I should take this. I don’t drink.”She was quite prettyOf course I said something like “I don’t know haha” and let her walk back alone
Matt Lucas or Stephen Fry
my parents are in saudi and i'm scared because iran are starting to attack them now but my mum won't leave because she has nowhere to put the cat
>>220061059new
stephen fry putting his finger on your bottom lip and pulling it down slightly
>>220061289the new 'arry pottah should have cast Fry as Dumbledore
women are like crack cocaine
>>220061293They go on holiday or are they paks?Can't she bring the berg home?
>>220060071>literal shit up the walls
I'm just making a video
the arts of pimping are crack cocaine
>>220061293Imagine losing your life because you're worried about a fucking cat
>>220061363a skin flick?
Was a lovely day today and I slept from 12 until 5
taking women from insane asylums to go out into a nice field in this weather and dressing them in nice dressing gowns with hoods on them and feeding them LSD and making a cult
>>220061240I've long since wanted to visit the JFK memorial at Runnymead.
>>220061293Paki
>>220061407Wish I had the charisma to set up a Manson family.
>>220061408lol. fucking egghead
Why does the AI use ! so much!
>>220061363are you a homosexual?
Diplodocus with a neck so long
>>220061444the quiet one is so cute (obviously), I wish I had the charisma to get her pregnant in real life
Looking at bad screen is overLooking at good screen has begun
some proper fucking nerds in here then
Flying to Pakistan via Oman on Friday so get the joy of dodging Iranian and Afghan missilesSuch is the life of the diaspora
>>220061495screamingI don’t think anyone cares fuck all about the quality of posts in this community
TERMINATOR IN PECKNAM
The wogball is about to commence. I repeat, the wogball is about to commence.
dont read this image, its not for you
>>220061547comfy
>>220061495I got banned from all boards for posting about tommy robinson on here. Moderator is a bellend
>>220061506so lads…/brit/ has actual pakis then
>>220061547got better things to do than watch this shite
>>220061550ok i wont
>>220061539PECKNAM PECKNAMCOME ON THEN
Bangladeshire vs Pakington
>>220061547corrr yes!!
>>220061583GET OFF THE FUCKING BUSSSSSSS
Parachuting Rorke into Tower Hamlets
mate
took some psyllium husk last night I thought was meant to clear out my insides but I've been constipated since then ffs
simply love the fact that mousey complains about 'the parasite' shitting up the board, and then when he calms down thinks that quality posts involve ruminations on horse sex
>>220061482need a squeaky fromme gf
>>220061550I only read the first sentence to make sure it wasn't an image I was looking for if that's okay
Rorke dropping Loot Lake factories and pushing Tilted Towers when gearedLeftypol dropping Junk Junction and dying to the storm
scranning an underripe pear
>>220061445No need to be rude. Every Englishman should visit Runnymead. While there id like to pay my respect to President Kennedy.
The End of Rorke
Rorke washing his bombo with his bomboclaatLeftypol washing his pussy with his pussyclaat
Incelshower feels so good
leftypol having a vasectomy in solidarity with trans womenrorke cutting his cock off to get the longest nofap streak
>>220061675Take it with your breakfast. It helps with constipation and diarrhoea.
>>220059959sloppy joe grilled cheese
>>220061741I'm about to have an incelbath because my muscles are sore
might get into greyhound racing
>>220061690ok but go to sleep early tonight please
>>220061495poo roaring
CrOnEm
>>220061798tim
>>220061798Rorke's looking quite dapper if I say so myself
>>220061798Winston
Any lads here hiring 'scorts this week?
got called an incel at the british heart foundation
>>220061767americans aren't human
Toil doneOff home
>>220061831what happened lad?
yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon
just did a bottom burp x
>>220061819yeahseeing if your mums about
>>220061855got called an incel at the british heart foundation
>>220061882ye but why?
rorke undo the poo seal on this door right this instant or you're not getting any dinner for a week
Got a warn for posting 'sir poo roar'
No one says geezer anymore
>>220061819ive been looking at adultworkwant to shag a milfbut i wont be seeing one till April
booked my AWS Solutions Architect exam for the 17th of April. hope i pass haha imagine if i didn't lol x
>>220061899Take it to pol
>>220061918Why?
>>220061892was being an incel
Gypsy Rose Blanchard turned out quite fit didn't she
>>220061935at the British Heart Foundation?
rorke installing the smoke alarm app on his phone so he can turn off his smoke alarms remotely if they go off while hes out
Honeyroseloves
leftypol happy rorke is being banned for political posts but also secretly miffed because everything is political
>>220061951yh
Picturing janny waking one of the mods up at 3am to inform them that the English men are posting poo roar again and having a poo roar
>>220061951yeah it was at the british heart foundation
>>220061911What does she offer?
so the price of 'scorts in the uk is 150 quid per hour? that is mental bruv you can get an hour in China for 20 pounds
>>220061975S
>>220061956This is a very good postThe kind of post that makes me stay here
that escortmong filter evading again
cmon lads, /brit/ is a place for high quality posts onlyits what we're famous for
poo speaking
got the chvurches on
rorke
leftypol
poo crying
>>220062003If you include the cost of the flight to China and back it works out a bit cheaper here
leftypol eating a big jobby lol
Got the tie-dye shirt on looking dope and got spring vibes getting thumbs up from strangers. Smelling good. Hydrated. Hopeful.
Not sure what to have for teaAny recs?Must >be quick to make (under 30 mins)>not require me to turn the oven on (air fryer but for no more than 15 mins)>vegetarian or easily turned veggie >not pasta (had it yesterday)
poo
>>220062023scrumin
>>220062084Quorn
>>220062084poo barm and crisps
>>220062084most boring post of the thread
rorke drinking water :skull emoji:
>>220062084roaring
poo squeaking
>>220062084Bowl of peas?
>>220062084fuck me your life must be dreadfully boring
>>220062084boiled quorn faggots
>>220062120noo rorke dont do that you will be benchod
blud is planning a meal
>>220062149>>220062149>>220062149
>>220062003It's more like £200 per hour
About to take my last final then it spring break x x
rorke: pooleftypol: wee
>>220061996Enjoys:15 Mins "quickie"BDSMBDSM (giving)BukkakeCIMCIM (at discretion)Deep ThroatDepilationDinner DatesDisabled ClientsDoggingDominationDomination (giving)ExhibitionismFace SittingFacialsFemale EjaculationFetishFFM 3SomesFingering/Finger PlayFoot WorshipFrench KissingFrench Kissing (discretion)Gang BangsHand ReliefHumiliationHumiliation (giving)LapdancingMassageMMF 3SomesModelingMoresomesNaturism/NudismOralOral without ProtectionPartiesPenetration (Protected)Pole DancingProstate MassageReceiving OralRimmingRimming (receiving)Role Play & FantasySauna / Bath HousesSilent Caller (Phone Chat)SnowballingSpankingSpanking (giving)Strap OnStripteaseSub gamesSwallowSwingingSybian & Machine SexTantricTie & TeaseToysTravel CompanionUniformsVoyeurism
