poo

Cains poowery

eating microscopic organisms

poo brewery

Poo Bellowing

>>220062149
Sovly moley

fingering my bottom hole

>>220062165
ok... thread's off to a suspiciously good start...

fucking ruined the diet once again oh well we try again tomorrow

poowry

smoking the last weed in case I die in the next hour

>>220062165
looks like a delicious cheese there. maybe it even has truffle mould in it. would absolutely scran
corrr I want to eat some expensive cheese now

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Nebraska's two biggest cities look like they’re desperately trying to leave and join Iowa

farting through my window

low quality poo

Are you this funny in real life?

>>220062159
ok... thread's off to a suspiciously good start...

>>220062196
I'd move to Lincoln tomorrow with a good job offer. Seems really nice

good energy in the thread currently

poo life

Wonder if the cat knows I could crush her skull with my hand if I wanted to
She doesn't act like she knows it

>>220062204
poo

excrament bellowing Bradley John Walsh

literally pissing myself laughing here lads

>>220062211
You're thinking of Lincoln, UK

>>220062214
because the parasite is not allowed

pooing myself laughing

>>220062211
You're thinking of Poo, UK

poo smells

sir poo mick

poo world

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doing a spot of divination lads

knighted defecate exclaimer

sir poo smells

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>>220062278

pooing on my willy

>>220062242
Timmy don’t close your eyes!
Cronem are lurking…

>>220062235
No but lincoln, uk seems very nice as well id visit

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Dare I say barbecue weather?

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>>220062165

laughing gameshow host shit squealin

african-american

>>220062301
seen her breasts

>>220062300
Dark Fruits weather this

>>220062301
um um um!!!
we shouldn’t have such high quality posts in this thread

why are they allowed to walk around in those white almost transparent tank tops with no bras IN THE LIBRARY
chebs waving about and nipples clearly visible
it's so distracting

>>220062301
poo arse

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rorke

>>220062300
No, why?

>>220062339
incel uni student who doesn’t know how good he has it

Thinking we're back
>>220062339
Corr
>>220062300
Corrrr

>>220062339
Women can walk around naked if they want incel

>>220062339
britain needs islam

>>220062331
chebs any good?

>>220062363
I just want to write my dissertation man

pot noodle and rustlers burger for tea

live opposite a shop and you can see the women in their pyjama bottoms in the morning with their cheeks jiggling underneath corrrrrrr

hiding under the bed

Based on the available search results, there is no evidence that Confucius, the ancient Chinese philosopher who lived c. 551–479 BC, knows who British presenter and actor Bradley Walsh is.

Nothing more attractive than a modest woman. If you disagree you give off Indian vibes

Going to Africa and shagging a bunch of aids infected niggers

>>220062421
sc

have a partial fart fetish
love the sound, but the smell turns me off

saw a lad walk into his house with just a rustlers burger yesterday
strange experience

>>220062427
nah

Wales can generally be considered to be split into 3 categories:

• Cymru Cymraeg (Welsh speaking, Welsh nationally identifying, think North and West Wales)
• Welsh Wales (English speaking, Welsh nationally identifying, think the valleys, Swansea etc.)
• English Wales (English speaking, British nationally identifying, think east Wales, Pembrokeshire etc.)

>>220062301
this make me horny in weirdly specific nostalgic way like I'm unlocking a memory I haven't thought about in a while

check out the virtues on her, she's so modest

>>220062427
Trvke

>Indian vibes
Strong, masculine, handsome, successful and great at sex?

personally think there's nothing sexier than a big pair of juicy tits and a peachy arse myself, but to each his own

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me when i have to look at something and its far away

>>220062454
Much like Ireland, it seems that a greater degree of ANGLOness is correlated with a greater degree of civilisation

>>220062466
SAAAAAR

Chatting and laughing with random strangers and being normal unbelievable turnaround of my shit runt life

finna jerk it

rorke outside the pub using binoculars to see what ales they have on tap

Going to die

they really be callin they nation cum rag

>>220062540
>>220062566
ktim

Rorke buying chicken from kfc and chips from McDonald's

>>220062572
finna die

>>220062543
might invest in a pair of binoculars. over the last few months I've seen two women topless and another in her undies just by looking through windows. never realised how many girls just stripped off in full view of the window and with the lights on. not that I linger for long, I wouldn't want them to be uncomfortable if they noticed me admiring them haha

I have not been wanking to AI Chase Infiniti porn on /gif/

>>220062606
good!
>>220062543
>>220062590
i like the sound of this guy

>>220062597
>So, little Dafydd ap Llangoghlygoch, would you prefer to be known as a cum rag or a foreigner in your own country?

if you’d rather see women walking around in public with their cheeks out instead of a nice modest dress you have what I call “Indian brain”

>>220062165
Absolutely nothing better than a pair of tits where you can literally feel the weight of them in the picture. Not fat either, just nice hefty tits yknow

Ordered some more 50mg sildenafil lads x

rorke doing the harlem shake

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>>220062633
what if they're dressed like this

am getting rorke telt

>>220062633
nah

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>>220062630

Just had a pink lady apple and it hurt the gums on my lower jaw

>>220062641
Still hasn't worked for me. Need to get on the 75mg but I have 5 other 50mg tablets to get through

>>220062671
lol. you fucking mong

getting hoisted by my own petard

>>220062688
scr

watching stuck on you (2003)

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screaming

Putting some DLSS 5 on my face

>>220062352
Literally smelled two bbqs on my walk home

rorke strutting his stuff

sir poo roar!

>>220062439
What do you think about sort of wet sharty farts?

>>220062713
bellowing

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can't believe they made a comic book based on our very own sacked tranny

>>220062713
oh my days

>>220062630
Why would he have a weird paki name

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>>220062739

booming

mate's gf looks like toby soprano in a wig

>>220062600
I get changed with the blinds open all the time
It's my home why shouldn't I

Scrombobulating.

>>220062739
I'm employed and a woman you clown

scheming a poo

>>220062713
so we're not allowed to poo post now? sickening

> Greyhound racing to be banned in Wales after Senedd vote

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>toby soprano

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>>220062739

shall I watch Buffy/Angel or play OSRS?

will never have a girlfriend
very sad

Bobscromulating.

I feel like pablo

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>>220062739

>>220062795
u don't know that

>>220062775
apparently if you find this attractive you're indian o algo

>>220062775
You’re Indian bro

dumb pirate bradleyposter

thundering

>>220062795
just bee yourself :)

pajeet porn addict melty

I will never give up on pussy

pumping

if I had multiple girlfriends when I was in primary school does that mean I’m not a complete weirdo? Or did everyone have girlfriends in primary??

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>>220062814
yarrr!!!

eatign sausage cheese sandwich with small amount branston pickle

>>220062794
Why not do both?

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lol

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>The leaves are tinged amber at the sides, the pale orange merging with the deep greens of summer. It's as though somebody has dipped a paintbrush in red watercolour paint and then left it atop a green paper towel. The pain seeps gradually through the porous paper and eventually fully stains it: within the month the leaves will be red.

>>220062794
If you were a bacterium, you'd be Staphylococcus boreus

jarvis administer estrogen cut my cock off and send my cv to aldi

Was shocked going out a few weeks ago shopping how many women were dressed in thin skin tight outfits, loads with fake big arses. This country is so fucking wogified

>>220062861
sounds like my year 9 creative writing class

sometimes forget that irish people call their police "the guards". niggas think they're living in a medieval fantasy village or some shit

Just walked through the council estate and saw somebody having a bbq and a stella with his top off
The absolute state of this country

>>220062912
Jealous?

>>220062882
ur a little gay fella

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>>220062149

>>220062855
not sure
I got asked out by two girls in primary but said no to both
now a weirdo virgin freak

Play that chuddy music rorke boy
Play that chuddy music right

>>220062915
Not really cause it was one of those shitty disposable ones lol

>>220062916
loving the filename

>>220062651
Rorke wants to deport THIS?!

>>220062909
their full official name is Guardians of the Peace (Garda Síochána)

same shite posts
same shite pics
same shite webms
day after day
same fucking shite
sick of it
fuck off

>>220062917
There was one woman with a massive fake arse that looked hilarious. The Deano bloke with her looked so proud to be with her too

>>220062909
Irish ppl be like
>there’s been a murder here!

Fuck that, we in our own holocaust (Ooh)
It ain't never ended, it all depends (Ooh)
The Jews, least they said, never again

hey
i'm here eyes full of tears
fighting all of the fears
of losing you again

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got the new james hoffmann on

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>>220062959

Online Safety Arse

>>220062961
The lower middle class become more and more depraved

>>220062909
they call them bobbies in uk
sounds like police force for teletubbies

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leanbeefmidge

>>220062972
surely he's run out of ideas for coffee videos by now

leftypol getting his dad a bbl for father's day

>>220063004
aka plod aka the fuzz aka the bizzies
lots of the names for the police

>>220063010
Andrea Botez had some leaks not long ago
Very fit

>>220063023
it's a video about coffee scales which he's kind of made before

>feel like eating some fruit
>only fruit i have are apples and pears
>pears are underripe and hard
>apples are overripe and mushy
now what on EARTH did i do to deserve this?

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get the 'tex posted

>>220063054
why not cook them

sir bed rotter

>>220063054
im sorry

>>220063054
get the pears in the microwave

>>220063054
nigga eating his entire fruit bowl in one sitting

>>220063054
Literally just eaten an apple and a pear

>>220063089
>>220063089
humans are very difficult to cook unless you have some professional butcher them for you first

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and it beautiful x

>>220062882
>>220062961
Half of them dress like roadmen, with stupid trainers and white sport socks pulled halfway up their shins
Half of them dress to appeal to Albanian criminals, with fake gold jewellery and fake tan and fake brand clothing
None of them know how to fuck but they've all had 30 or 40 men inside them

how is everyone today

>>220063109
It was a joke i reckon

starting to feel like you guys do NOT appreciate my posts

>>220063114
Comfy

>>220063114
Kind of crazy that the Scots turned this bland city, with one nice street and barely 1/20th the history of London, into a sellable Culture™ for foreign touristbucks.

didn't really get any good ideas for what to have for tea when i asked before

Got fucking cotton mouth haven’t I ffs

>>220063163
and all the scam shops are run by Indian businessmen from Haryana

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Any Bolger, Bracegirdle or Baggins man in?

>>220063108
and you've got a banana between your legs

dick van dyke is gonna live to 120

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looksmatched?

>>220063145
I'm drinking a beer beverage

>>220063180
been eating cotton?

So, women prioritize personality in partners and suddenly it's a "male loneliness epidemic"? lol

>>220063163
>bland city
>one nice street
plainly false
>1/20th the history of london
also false and of course the smaller more provincial city is going to have less history than the ancient one that’s right in the south east and that’s more or less always been the largest settlement on the british isles

>>220063209
jd vance with higher test

>>220063214
…yh

looks like the bloke who played leonard in the big bang theory (2007-2019) hasn't done any acting work at all since the big bang theory (2007-2019) ended in 2019

>>220063197
no i'm not a tarq

>>220063180
that's what you get for rimming the easter bunny lad

>>220063197
a hardbottle myself

Women would actually date men if they learn basic empathy, stop cheating, actually invest into their looks (YES, women also want to date someone handsome) and get better with hygiene.

>>220063220
what do you get out of these posts

i have a round coffee table and i don't like to remember things

>>220063236
Wasn’t he one of the highest paid actors on tv other than Sheldon’s actor and Penny’s actress

>>220063236
he was the biker in the mr bean movie, did you know that?

>>220063236
he gained a lot of weight as the show went on

>>220063236
Who from any American sitcom blew up? Majority of them fall into obscurity. Lad who played Chandler in Friends tried to make it big and look how that turned out

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Take yer swing

>>220063245
why are you pretending to be a male feminist on a 4chan forum for aspergic british men?

>>220063238
none of those names are remotely tarqish unless you're an 80 IQ paddy o'blarneystone from a shithole estate in manchester

>>220063108
your dads dead LMAO

i mean, they wouldn't really be lonely if they stop looking at women as something to attain and just look at them as people. I have, interests, goals, ask me about them, i hate when men think we just wanna hear about their accomplishments

>>220063245
*tugs my cock*
ungh

>>220063267
Put simply? You may not.

>>220063272
jagoff!

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anyone got a good streaming site? want to watch 300

>>220063285
they're literally all major landowners per the lore
sam was quite literally frodo's gardener

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Looks matched couple in america

bit of a dilemma
a girl hasn’t come to our mutual activity in months and I’m worried I’ll never see her again
we didn’t speak very much and I only have her number from a large (~100 member) group chat
should I ask her if she’ll come next time?

>>220063266
didn’t he k hole in his hot tub and drown
what a grim way to go
imagine knowing you need to pull yourself out or you’ll die but you physically can’t and drown in a foot of water

>>220063245
Nope

Feel awful lads. I’ve got a splitting headache and feel so cold, I’m shivering and throwing up

>>220063272
Kino, did they go to jail? I remember the guy they killed was basically terrorizing their town

>>220063266
jerry seinfeld from "seinfeld"

As a 40 year old single woman with no kids, money is not even on my list of requirements. All I want is a kind, funny average looking man with high emotional intelligence. Bonus: if he can do accounting and can manage my bills. Manage not pay.

>>220063304
fmhy.net

>>220063275
screamjnf

saw a video that said the bbc are going to make us have a tv license for youtube

>>220063272
love the fact the son is basically a younger clone

New escortmong arc has started it seems

Nicholas Hoult from Skins is more famous and succesful than any sitcom cuck actor

got fuckign meningitis or something
muscle pain all over my upper body

>>220063304
I own this on physical 4k disc

all bad posters on /brit/ are MI5 agents to derail discussion of the bankers and the jews

can feel myself mentally deteriorate with each passing year

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Integration going well then

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>>220063328

>"eat a raspberry"
>no i don't want one
>"why don't you want them"
>the seeds get stuck in my teeth
>"no you see these raspberries are great, try one"
>eat a rapsberry
>a seed gets stuck in my teeth.
sick of giving in to peer pressure, i know my own limits

any help with my dilemma would be much appreciated

>>220063266
Chanandler played Benny in hit video game Fallout: New Vegas
"What in the god-damn...?"
classic

>>220063403
gp

really hate my gf lads
feel trapped

>>220063416
Could just shut up

hunxho playlist blaring, vigorous bashing, MLE yelling
lil timmy? plugging ears downstairs x
shh… it gon be ova soon xx

>>220063397
I know what this means but some people might not so why don't you explain the figures (for the others)

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>What's Bradley, precious?

>>220063435
bit rude

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>>220063328
sounds like unbalanced humours

Got a bit of the sniffles, oh god, I got meningitis don't I?
Goodbye lads, I'm going to die

>>220063335
dad got 14 years, son got off

didnt want to kill myself today, the sun was shining, i did good things, everything was alright. something bad will happen tomorrow to make up for it

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corrrrrrrrrrrr
tsingtao on tap

>>220063338
>average looking man
foids say this because they think handsome men are average looking

Mental how janny was removing posts all over the place earlier

>>220063339
thank you

>>220063366
Zoomers will never understand the year 2007, when Skins was on the TV, Klaxons were in the charts, and all your mates wore skinny jeans from Topman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX2KX0OaofI

mad how the far right have been absolutely mind raped by muslims
they're literally just normal people who go to work and shit

>>220063443
I assume you're the one getting bashed then

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team news
if you even care or are capable of parsing this absurd team sheet image

>>220063475
where
is that china
might move to china

>>220063475
Sir Diabetic's Sample

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>>220063475

>>220063471
Consider this Gods grace
Try to get to know God

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imagine if this was your life
how would you not just end it

meningitis wanker loves his fucking meningitis

It isn't women's fault so many men decided to make themselves completely unfuckable for liteerally not reason.

Price of beer has gone up AGAIN at my local. It's so fucking depressing can't even drink anymore

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>>220063475
Get it down ya ya dog cunt

>>220063499
Rorke's been absolutely done by the fact that a Muslim is the Mayor of London

Rudolph Walker sex arse

>>220063501
free my man Gakpo

>>220063501
go on ngubu my sun

>>220063397
Based Muslims not falling for ZOGslop

>>220063513
never underestimate autism lad
you get those people that are just obsessed with trains or airplanes or something then you get autists hyper fixated on african rappers raping school children in london skyscrapers

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>>220063502
...yh

>>220063499
take ramadan
shine it real nice
turn that sumbitch sideways
and shove it up your candy ass

>>220063513
Screa

>>220063501
WOW
0 (ZERO) English players!

>>220063521
look at this man
>>220063513
how do you not feel like ending your life

Red pill content has done so much damage to Gen Z men. It taught them to hate women for not wanting to be controlled or have sex with them.

>>220063518
It's a bloody national emergency

do your civic duty on all posts made by the parasite
you know it doesn’t belong here

>>220063501
Liverpool really do have a shit kit this season

>Steve Brown
>Ade Adepitan
>Frank Gardner
>Nikki Fox

How many presenters on wheels does the Beeb need?

>>220063567
Maybe women shouldn't be unbearable?

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if it isn't commie larp it's male feminist larp

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>>220063513

>>220063511
shant

just dont understand how you can push a gimmick this far
its been fucking YEARS
belgium, you need to get help, this is sick

>>220063397
Rorke loves freedom of speech though which necessarily means freedom of belief. If people want to like China, they're free to do so.

thing about the red pill stuff is it really is the women who are the problem

>>220063567
that's not fair, i'm a millennial and i've been hating women since before most of these lads's balls dropped
sick and tired of gen z taking credit for everything

>>220063587
reminder that emmayank has been talking about wanting to eat emma watsons poo since 2017

>>220063587
tbf
and this is tbf
flash brown was peng lowkey

>>220063565
frimpong has british citizenship, as well as dutch, french, and ghanaian

>>220063567
True, they should hate women for many other reasons alongside that

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>>220063567
it's the friggin redpillers bro
never blame women!

>>220063587
heatherpaedo is arguably more fucked in the head really because he does it because he was literally mind raped by it

>>220063513
this is extreme OCD and autism
he uses a distinct flag so he can track his post counts on the archive
which is why he had such a melty when people were impersonating him, because it distorted his counts
it's extreme OCD, like very bad

if only the jannies had some way of identifying the poster spamming this thread constantly
something unique that shows it's likely him doing it, an indicator, some key words even.
but alas not so we will just deal with it forever because it's too hard.

>>220063641
>>220063641
>>220063641

NEW

>>220063648
>>220063648
>>220063648

>>220063565
Woodman and Gomez on the bench are English

>>220063513
Screaming Screwming
the Belgian really is the best /brit/ poster