Clangers edish
Owlberg hooting away outside
was going to reply to a post in the previous thread but i suppose i'll not now because cross-linking is always awkward
Literally costs double the price of beer now at my local compared to if I just ordered it off Amazon.
ohhhhhhhhhhh and it fucking lush
Ok Polish bloke you make a good point BUT this does happen (you would get a 30 day ban once for even mentioning the word cronem or a few of their other gimmicks) but the jannies are not paid so they have no incentive to actually do their job effectively
no replying to cuckspamNO REPLYING TO KEKSPAM
wish me luck lads
gomez, classic english name
will never understand the mongs who don't filter tripfags, namefags and the belgian flag
Black footballers get away with murderSo many of them have piss poor control and first touch and can’t ping a decent pass 20 yards but because they’re fast and do a “cold” celebration when they score a tap in they are lauded as world class
>>220063667Lushberg
>>220063609literally screaming
mental how unappealing sabrina carpenter is
did a really good poo today - a large two-part no wiper, came out easily as well
DRIVING WITHOUT DUE CARE AND ATTENTION / FAILURETO PROVIDE DRIVER DETAILS9 PENALTY POINTS£1014 FINE
wow the new lime bikes look gay and wokegreat job
Pizza or pasta
manchilddddddddd
£3 per litre on Amazon delivered to my door. £6 per litre from my local convenience store that I have to walk to and buy.
mad how fucking stupid women are
>>220063743pasta to startpizza for pud
>>220063743get some pasta delivery in
I used to pray for times like this
>>220063743wa la
>>220063697You seem upset
>>220063735refuse to believe they’re making cunts go about on these
>>220063684my 8/1 bet builder for the barca newcastle game already paid outgoing to put another one on the liverpoo game
>>220063743pizza for me
>>220063735humiliation ritual
nobody:rorke: wololo
>>220063753what is
>>220063764me on the right
>>220063753>convenience storeFOY
newcastle bros….
>>220063771not really some decent black ballers out therejust fed up of every fast african being hyped up by the punditry.
>>220063791Fucking screaming
>>220063793Beer>>220063799Fuck off
>>220063782good ladwhat you picking?
>>220063764Peng Asian TingGet it shagged
it not right
>>220063680i won't criticise the 4chan "staff" (i use quotation marks as staff are paid, rather than volunteers or conscripts). but you're right.
Right then off home and play some league i reckon
right well thats newcastle getting bumed isnt it
i can't imagine myself ever shagging a woman. too unrealistic
ruddy nora
>>220063842Not really a big deal to call them feckless is it really
talking about the meningitis outbreak and how it was probably caused by nons and sister got mad she told me im horrible and she hates me
>>220063844Grim. Why would you play League after a day of toiling?
>>220063697They don't get put on the team by accident. Teams want to win
>>220063853reckon this fuels most cuck fetishes
>>220063872Who said I was toiling?
>>220063858she was cuter before
>>220063858PHWOARRRRR
>>220063791scream
>>220063832u12.5 cornersgalatasary wins with +1.5liverpool u7.5 sotliverpool u3.5 goals
>>220063858seen her almost naked in the northman
Ruby GrangerWet
>>220063864you'd be surprised how easily you can fly too close to the sun
>>220063858>>220063888i actually think the buccal fat removal looks good on her
>>220063916Bet she’s got some mental sex toysBet she squats on a horse dildo sometimes
120 treats = 24 hours in the gym
found a schizo tranny youtube channel, proper loose cannon this one, reckon he'll be on the 41% express ere long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hq2rOEwnIU
>>220063922there's an asian mod who really doesn't like that word
gorilla gluing my foreskin shut to experience what its like to have phimosis
>>220063954Also found one too the other week. I think this one was lamenting having no womanhood
i feel so illworse than i was this morning and i blame toil a lot
ebayberg about to force me to refund a guy who """didn't""" get the untracked package
hate elderly people in this country just bitter miserable old shites the lot of em
>>220063984it's the 'gitis
>>220063735bring back boris bikes
>>220063985Ok this one was amusing
the 9/10 supervisor said I was looking "fresh" today
my hole is on fire after my last poo, well not exactly "on fire" but it feels hotter than usual
>>220064012what are they doing that you hate?
>>220063916>I wake up before my alarm. It’s rather cold and I nestle up tight under my white cotton duvet, hugging my knees to my chest. When I turned ten, my parents said that I could exchange my wrought iron single bed for a double one — they said it was one of the perks of hitting double digits. I had refused the offer, knowing that it would be a complete waste of money. I don’t seem to take up much room when I sleep; either I curl up in a ball or lay with my hands by my sides, as straight as a 2B pencil.
>>220063923you're fucking nuts
>>220064005this nigga made it to 100 and drank like a fiend for yearsneed his genetics studied
>>220063916
nobody:rorke:leftypops: i..like..big buts and i cannot lie
sir dead hard
>>220063743'zza obviously
was in group therapy today and one of the therapist's young kids had been in earlier because of march break. the kid had written "everyone poos and pees" on a whiteboard in the therapy room. therapist didn't notice it until the end of classso i got to see some irl poo posting today
>>220064057sc
why the fuck did tony sign ronda?
lads is it morally wrong to shag an intellectually impaired woman? like she's not a downy or anything just low IQ
>>220064140trying to stick one up your mum, is it?
bins go out tonight
>>220064140not wrong to shag your equal
>>220064116>everyone poos and peeshes not wrong
>>220064157oh come off it m8
>>220064140Once got a super like on Bumble from a wheelchair bound womanDidn’t realise til I swiped because she was quite fitUnmatched after she sent me nudes and I wanked to them
>>220064156just put mine out
>>220064140i shag a visually impaired woman once
>>220064206screaming
>>220064209only way you're getting a shag is if she's blind eh
>>220064206think i heard you do it
So Newcastle are struggling a bit
rorke taking his son skyrim to school
ive only just realised the rubyfreak is heatherfreak
>>220064232stick gazza on
reading the chronicles of erimentha parker
I don't put the bin out I just go outside with a bin bag and chuck it in someone elses
an american werewolf in london
So turns out American air power does fuck all
pooscreamtermensch
>>220064273what if it's full?
>>220064198yeah same story here, got a super like from this bird, then she latched onto me like a little puppy within a couple of days and i had to blow her off a bit because she seems to be a bit of a spacker and it felt weird. definitely won't ask for nudes that's proper undignified like
So turns out American air fryer does fuck all*bites frozen dinosaur nugget*
>>220064169thought it was pretty insightful and the best part of my day tbqh
>>220064297wallace and scromiting
close the fucking pubs
just found out that it’s common for women after giving birth to hate their baby and fantasise about throwing it out of a window and shit. Forgot what it’s called but that’s scary as fuck
i assume its bad if your poo is black, yes?
>>220064280Film deserved better than this ridiculous title
any incels in
>>220064343mustve looked like a bbc
>>220064351asf
>>220064176what does vegemite taste like and does it go with chocolate
>>220064343means you're getting all the evil out
>>220064367that has to be a hoax
>>220064343been on the guinness i take it?
>>220064343been on the guinness?
>>220064343
>>220064343if it keeps happening see a doctor
>>220064395mines all colours mixed together
purely psychosomatic
my gf is becoming obsessed with elvis ever since seeing the austin butler film
business plan: call working class people 'working classless people'
>>220064414woke poo
>>220064015no it's my cold and my ear infection and some lack of sleep
>>220064289there's like 20 on my street one of thems bound to have space
>>220064414like the gay poo in TBOI?
When you travel back in time to when Zeidbelg watched a man fuck his mum and you realise how the lore begins.
iwanttobeawoman
>>220064427he was really the first man ever to get millions of young women to froth in their knickers
>>220064427https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYOUcV7nlN8he still is the king yall
>>220064457he peekedsad
>>220064395the white poo description should just be "Elton"
>>220064467Why
got the gay playlist on
>>220064457travelling back in time to stop it and accidentally fucking his mum, closing the loop
boiling rice
Somebody at work said their girlfriend is going on a solo trip to Naxos I didn't think betas like this were actually real
Speaking of playlists, B12 anon if you're here drop some good albums pls
>>220064342no it's not. postpartum depression happens in some women but i think it's more about not attaching right away due to depression due to the huge upheaval in brain chemistry after childbirth on top of all the stress of caring for a newborn
>>220064493
*enters the thread*
Used to hate this
>>220064535gay ass nigga
>>220064467sent shivers down my spinei love her
>>220064540That's not a black man however
mental how some middle eastern migrants came over here with talented degrees then just ended up getting shoved into taxi driving lol
>>220064552hp
>>220064384that's what i thought too but apparently it happened
I hate women
>>220064544I never experienced this because my parents didn't sexually abuse me
some fit tarts in coopers
>>220064546we normally attach a post with a signature
mumberg off on a night out
we ate ribs with this dude
>>220064613rancid normoid makeup
i'm home
Any shoegaze recs?
your future girlfriend will obey her boss more than youThe modern world
>>220064613spine almost at a 90 degree angle just to show off some ass.
>>220064623DEAD GIVEAWAY
>>220064591the wisdom of HitlerCunnyNinjaRapist
stripper made me cum in my boxers last week
>>220064584i suppose i wouldn't put it past them, pic related also actually happened back in 2007
real eyes realise real lies
the indian porn spammer is back
>>220064634alvvays
>>220064634Madonna
*reads brit*
>>220064602You never had to shower with your dad when you was young?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q
mastering my slow wank technique has 100x my nut
>>220064666would love to glaze her face (and eyes)
>>220064668No because my parents weren't pedos
y ts go kinda hard tho?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xij0RcW6FTA
>>220064666god she's fucking weird looking
>>220064613source?
>>220064666
do you prefer oranges or apples? oranges taste way better imo but apples provide more sustenance
>>220064685doesn't sound anything like (c)rap
>>220064718hard to compare them
keep instinctively reaching over for my vape only to realise it went dry about a week ago and i haven't been able to replace it
>>220064718apples don't make a mess when you scran em so yeah apples
>>220064718orangesapple skin freaks me out
theres a job for you rorke
Our days together are numbered
>>220064744bet she had big skidder slicks in those
/brit/ theme tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB_I1YBAozE
i've got a 12 inch knobble
encouraging women to smell their poo
>>220064773would make a cup of tea with them
>>220064773
piers morgan just got rattled
>>220064773>>220064791
>>220064648apparently you've still got that just with a new name. i really want to try vegemite now
pooing out of my arse tonight
>>220064685https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bw_4Uxn3Sk
gf spent over £100 in waitrose takes the fucking piss
>>220064646hothands free or what
all the woke neeks are trying to claim gymskin for heckin wholesome masculinity for some reason
we should make an israel for wokes. they already have a flag. but them in chechnya or something and let them fight it out with the local warlords
fry an egg on that
>>220064861they want an example of a good male role model that isn't gareth southgate or aragorn
>>220064861gibberish
>>220064861none of these words are in the bibble
really reckon being a woman is a second-rate human experience, it's like riding a bike with training wheels on
kier starmer hates gamers he wants us DEAD
>>220064842yeah, rubbed her big black naked arse on my lap
>>220064718depends. cut up apple and almond butter is a comfort food, but a really beautiful fresh juicy orange is so satisfying
>>220064887>>220064888not even difficult to understand
just read all of yhe binble
>>220064915i think apple works better in desserts tbf. i had an orange cake recently and it wasn’t that good
Sir Poo Roar
no sir poo roars
might take up taekwondo again, wonder if they'll reinstate my yellow belt that i earned as a kid like 20 years ago
>binble
this is GENOCIDE
cant get the idea of ella purnells dirty knickers out my mindfucking corr imagine wanking with them and the smell of the crusty pussy and arse leavings wafts out with every tugcorrrrrrrrr
>>220064988Two branches of the Aryan race coming together.
>>220064988>improving your shit gene pool is genocide
just eaten 4 mostly raw eggs there
>>220064992good evening, fellow aroma connoisseur
>>220064992ok manjeet
>>220064988wonder how it feels for these people to know that the only reason they exist because their dad was a perverted timmy that could only manage to pull an asian bird
>>220064992Her bug eyes staring at you as you sniff her crusty vagina leftovers. Very much not cor in the slightest
mad how fucking grim some people's lives are
*kier kramer bursts through the door* jerry, I need to borrow a popular mandate from the masses
reckon we really ought to stop telling abos that they were living here before whites, all it does really is galvanise their sense of entitlement and turn them into insufferable nihilistic cunts
these mild chilli peppers from the asda are less mild than advertised
what the fuck
just composed this utterly DIABOLICAL incel tune, will be playing this whenever the hero is in the vicinity as they save the dayhttps://voca.ro/16qaDVFj7190
>>220065030his profile picture btw
>>220065064bizarre gimmick
>>220065030why is r/soccer full of the biggest freaks possible when everyone i know in real life who cares about football is a deano or relatively normal person
they need to bring black tech with that see through colourful plastic
Foxtastic
>>220065064enjoyed listening to whatever this is
>>220065080you just know this nigga look like dara o briain in a wig
>>220065080why do they always have to use the flag and go around advertising their mental illness?
>>220065104Scrombobulating.
post beautiful women
>>220064949i agree, apples are easy and lovely in cakes and muffins, pies, tarts, crisps, and caramelized slices go well on ice cream, pancakes, crepes or what have you. oranges can work in some things but it's almost more like a flavouring and sometimes not as appealing
>i dunt supurt trans rigts i am dum
>>220065104
mr rorke>PE teacher who told migrants to ‘respect our laws or leave’ banned from classroom despite being cleared of racism and it being recommended that he keep his jobhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15656875/PE-teacher-banned-migrants-respect-laws-leave.html
you know what, fuck it, i'm off to bed
>>220065137not in the bibleso do one
doing a read of Black Beauty
>>220065132true
>>220065153UK is still wokewhat a shame
>>220065138>and this is our... daughter... lilith
>>220065030so when he says he's gay, does he mean he's into women and thinks of himself as a lesbian or is he into other men
>>220065179it changed rorke
>>220065153rorke as a pe teacher would be one who insists on taking the girls classwith his t shirt tucked into his slazenger joggershoping a fight breaks out in the girls changing room so he can respectfully enter and 'break it up'
Rorke slapping his belly and making Goron noises to this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP61I8hY9NIRorke's mum finally coming to terms with his son being autistic
worship women
would you rather be a chinese man in a wheelchair or your son turns into a tranny
>>220065272he fit?
shoving niggy pouches up me japseye
>>220065232first one is bogged now
More like the Poonited Shartdom of Great Shitain and Poorthern Direland. Don't you post in /cum/ again bongs or I'll come back with another right hook.
Rotate it 180 degrees in my favour
>>220065283leftypol….
>>220065283Depends if you like slanty eyes
>>220065291Poonited Sharts of Fartmerica
>>220065291*cries and runs out of the thread*
women are so pretty and nice
Operation Gay Porn
>>220065319owned that retard
get thisits a modwhere we turn the villaininto shrekheckin winsauce for ftw!
>>220065291poo pootannia pootania rule the loo
>>220065324dont like this webmdont like what it does to me
>>220065324awful tits
USA - Ulcerated Sphincter of Arserica
I AM the Senate
off to footie training see u lads later
>>220065324yes women are nice but I don't quite understand this webm, it seems too autistic for me
>>220065352that's it, they're done
im genuinely trans but i love you all
>>220065417Do you think you'll grow out of it and go back to being a man? Once you're in your 30s you might reconsider
>mfw an american was fat near me
>>220065460>>220065460>>220065460
>>220065465early
>>220065465early shitter
pooearly poo hhaa
poopy poo poo
poo
p
>>220065495>>220065520>>220065536>>220065560scream
>>220064758a job is a job
