poo roaring>>>/gif/30414487
here we are
i found love on my first day on tinder
>>220069822here YOU are *sparks you clean out*
mistress angela rayner
>>220069845peng
>>220069845*whip cracking sound*
>>220069845need to watch her get blacked
god hates australia
>>220069815why have they found a way to take out your personality?
Need to figure out this dark web drug market shite so I can buy a lethal dosage of fentanyl
>>220069865land of the sodomite damned
spineless bastards all
All we are is dust in the wind
eating dust mites
I've used 30gb of data in 10 days
They made a film about Rorke
>>220069894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLJJczyv9kI
>>220069894fair to say this one >>220069888 won't have a spine anymore
america is a petri dish with a jew dropping drops with a pipette
>>220069916when sir Deng speaks i sit and listen
>>220069888why did she make this face
>>220069912>Inside the Incels Who Rent Girlfriendswow sounds well interesting that
>>220069934Aliens got inside her, possessed
Fucking hate this shitehole
>>220069971better than nothing
>>220069978You be quiet
>>220069971where do you live
>>220069912who will actually watch this? leftoid boomers? who cares
>>220070004Cowdenbeath
>>220069971at least you don't have meningitis
>>220070004Northern Pakistan
i miss the jewish bladee fan i was friends with
night cunts
>>220070008It's just crazy that the guy spent £50k renting girlfriends instead of just making an effort to get a real girlfriend
Football fans are very reactionary
>>220070021what happened to him
>>220070049bro it’s the oldest profession in the world
Right well 4chan X is still not showing me the number of replies a thread has, so I still don't know if a new is actually a new or if it's an old. But do you know what? I will move on from this. I will accept that there are things that I cannot change and I will accept that this is the way 4chan is going to be for me from now on.
Just saw this image
>>220070009>spends 2 minutes on google maps Yea fair enough
>>220070080you can tell by the time
>>220070073it was a woman actually
>>220069971>t. Elton John's tapeworm
>>220070077It's not the same as just hiring someone for sex though>He has engaged sex workers as well, and concludes: “I guess if you look at it as different levels, you’ve got the real partner, who is obviously top tier. And then at the bottom you’ve got the sex worker, who you absolutely know is just doing it for the money. In the middle is the hired girlfriend, who you’re not fully sure sometimes.”
>>220070107hilarious that this image got people arrested
>>220070099Cheers, will keep that in mind.>>220070093That was the image I posted. You made it small. Give it back!
>>220070100what happened to she
>>220070132we went on one date and i said something anti-Semitic and i never heard from her again
>>220070116no the middle is a prozzard too
>>220070141good
>>220070172probably for the best
the last /brit/
hardly
there are niggas stanning addison raeboggles the mind
it's the last brit for me. mind pollution for a man finding his place in this world finally
>>220070252grow up
Limb of the leviticusBorn to bio-litigateWe have read the liminalTake us up into your riftGuide us to the fount of the inverted obeliskWe will never be the hunterLet us not be replicated after life in the ladderImpale us to be your weapon carry us beyond the earth
>>220070259know that’s what i call white people
do y'all remember when vinny vinesauce got cancelled for fucking a girl and not even abusing herjust having normal sex
The word nigga should be free to use for anyone and shouldn't be considered offensive in any way
The Titan implosion apparently didn’t totally destroy the whole vessel into a pile of indiscernible mangled rubble like I thought it did.
Time for you to go to sleep now.Computer off. Sleep time.
>>220070260I've gone and grown up. Live on me own, going on dates, actual career on the horizon, almost 200 days sober, eating healthy, looking good, getting on well with the lads irl. A remarkable turnaround in the nick of time
>>220070296ok n-nigga !!
>>220070325shame you’re going to be drafted soon
>>220070338I'll just pull a manson in that case
>>220070325gwarn, son
listening to nothing
I'm a critic of post modernism
i saw the tesco "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
bought an n-word pass from the looky looky man at the beach
Mad how that lad who got into Harambe's enclosure is now a teenagerWonder if he even remembers it
>>220070412fuck off spaedo
>>220070401always makes me scream for some reason
>>220070401probably his greatest post
>>220070432right take that back now i am obviously not him
Is Starmer actually disliked or is that just chudcel loser propaganda online?
>>220070453You obviously are him you nonce
>>220070471fuck off heathernonce you grim freak
>>220070462He isn't liked by anyone but I don't think he's all that disliked he's mostly just disappointing
>>220070462He's quite popular among Boomer labour voters according to my Bonglish friend, but either neutral or actively disliked by the rest.
theres a wildman in my head
might have a big sexual orgasm
reading unz review apparently, andrew anglin is against ICE because they don’t even deport that many wogs and are going to be used to create a jewish police state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpx4ODP35VQCharles Manson mentioned
i peed ><
Ghislaine Maxwell sexo
ive "started" to get my money for ULEZ i pulled 7 train emergency but they dont "know" why
>>220070009Why is Scotland the grimmest part of the UK?
sir louis farrahkhan
>>220070599Wrong song to postCease to Exist is better and was stolen by Dennis Wilson
>>220069971Why come? London was fun when I went. Brown, but fun.
>>220070680He's honestly so interesting
>>220070624wonder why he used to use quotation marks on random words
>>220070745He said it was something to dow with him being a theatre kid but wouldn't elaborate
Need to watch Emma Watson squeeze out one of those absolutely massive poos that you see girls do in the scat threads on /gif/.
I'm fi dead lads
>>220070616Kekk
New ispberg won't let me view 4chan on wifi Don't want to ask dadberg to change the content filtering because he'll think I'm wanting to watch porn
>>220070862can't you just log into the router and switch it off
nigga
>>220070878Dunno what that means
going to be taking a departure from my rancid evil incel life to do some volunteering on the weekend
Been a neet for 3 years and parentsberg are really pushing me to look for work again Think I might actually kill myself I can't go back to toiling and being around normies and shit
got autism and it makes me angry and bitter
catnigger made off with a slice of chickennot happy
>>220070946Get him drop kicked
>>220070927you’ve got to have mental healthproper mental health, where you get sectioned and shit my rentburgs don’t expect me to work, they even rent me a little flat and give me an allowance for food
>>220070907Are you a zoomer
>>220070973yh
>>220070976Why are zoomers so bad with computers
mumstein at least has the courtesy to knock before she bursts into my room but she still doesn't give enough warning, it's always two loud startling knocks and then the door flies open, and frankly that's not enough time for me to put my cock away had i been wanking, especially since the suddenness of it startles me
>>220070968yeah I have mental health I have limited capability for work UC payments
A Chinaman walks into a bar and the landlord says "why the flat face?" So to sum it up: Chinaman, walks in bar, asked about flat face. Chinaman, bar, flat face.
>>220070995Racist Stewart Lee
never been caught wanking a single time in my 18-year wanking career
>>220070990you’ve got to scare the rentburgs though. go proper mental and get sectioned. being in an psychiatric unit is horrible (especially when you start to get better) but it will let them know you’re a lost cause and they will stop expecting you to toil like some normgroid
>>220070913good lad >>220070927grow up >>220070862get a clue >>220070930find God>>220070952try Love
>>220071022Reporting you to DWP for fraud organisation
>>220071022Don't really want to do that shit Think I'll just OD on opioids
>>220071029bizarre post i don’t even claim benefits and the doctors would shit all over you
>>220071031Take up a hobby try baking
Nu-Diego's thing is to call every post which insults him 'bizarre' You're the most bizarre thing here mate!
>>220071052I see you turned your VPN off because I called you out
>>220071036I don't think doctors shit on people at least in their professional capacity but I may be wrong
Beans&toast on the 'log
wtf gary glitter is still alive? thought he died years ago
Dragon Quest XI is okay so far. I am enjoying it.
>>220071019mumberg walked in on me wanking once
>>220071071What do you do in that then?
*walks in on Mousey having a tommy tank and points right at his genitals*don't do that!
>>220071083Go on a quest to fight dragons
>>220071080Full story then
>>220071052>>220071058/brit/ not /dollhouse/
>>220071095Well basically I was sat at the computer wanking one night and she walked in then basically just left again
>>220071094What did the dragons do
>>220071080i once wanked while sitting right next to mumberg on the living room sofa and she was so immersed in watching home and away at the time, she was leaning forward towards the tv, and i fully managed to crack one off without her noticing
Got the Graduation on
>>220071117Right well that simply isn't true is it
>>220071128Yeah there's no way you could be that invested in home and away
>>220071128I believe it
you may think it's over but THE EVIDENCE shows it never even began
>>220071128no it is, i was like 13 or 14 at the time and quite small so i wouldn't have been rocking the sofa much if at all, also i was reliably able to spaff in as little as 45 seconds
Could be a yoghurt and some grapes on the cards team
>>220069971thought you were talking about /brit/ haha was about to say yeah join the club
>>220071146Dipping?
>>220071143What did you said into also surely she would smell it or whatever
It has all gone very wrong
>>220071143Bet your mum knew and told her mates and they had a laugh about it
>>220071165*spaff into
>>220071156No, I didn't get any grapes. And catberge is sharing the yoghurt with me
>>220071165Sir Cum Reekingson
Wish we had more Indians in our government
>>220071167Hope it gets better x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxEjnYdfLXU
>>220071165don't remember, i think at this stage i wasn't shooting real loads just a few droplets of a clear fluid. also maybe she smelled it idk, she's been a lifelong smoker so perhaps her sense of smell is fucked
I want to fuck 50 year old m.i.a
>>220071181:)
>>220070259Thought you put mustard on a pork pie
>>220071190What was it about home and away that got you going
>>220071198corr
Don't need anything on a pork pie
>>220071219mate surely you were an adolescent boy once, they wank any chance they can get, especially if there's a thrill element to it like doing it next to mumstein.at this stage i wasn't fully pornbrained yet so i was able to have imagination wanks quite handily, home and away had nothing to do with it
Rorke warming his pork pie in the oven
was channel surfing once and i found some kind of chinky news station and the chinky lady reading the news was so sexy i pulled my knob out and got going there and then
>>220071242spiritualist fairy getting mogged
>>220071242the one on the left would batter the one on the right
>>220071239I'm abnormal (troon) so maybe it was different for me but that's completely unimaginably weird to tug yourself off in such a situation
was just suddenly gripped by this moment in a soap drama slop show I'm watchingso utterly gripped that I'm on the edge of my seat and fully immersed and I definitely can't notice that my son is having a wank next to me
>>220071268yeah probably, did it under the table in the detention room at school once too (yeah i got detention, i'm well hard, me)
Going bed soon I reckon team not been a bad day if a bit underwhelming and I probably slept too much but such is life with narcolepsy
>>220071268>I'm abnormal (troon)mate why
>>220071286it not right hope you let the PIP assessor know about how "it not right" when they call
>>220071286your dads dead LMAO
>>220071298I didn't have to have an assessment I sent off my review form and a few weeks later I got a letter saying my PIP is staying the same until 2028.
>>220071267think i got my left and rights mixed up. still not sure though
Holmes: The site that you operate on the Dark Web. It's a meeting place for the Incel community.Schultz: The what community?Holmes: Incel community. Short for "Involuntary Celibacy." No point in denying it.
*surreptitiously makes a note*
I miss my dad
more like m.i.l.fhaha
piss easy to get on PIP if you are a hideous tranny freak if you look half-normal they make it impossible
>>220071304yea that's not on
>>220071291Wdym why
>>220071338Easiest way to get PIP is to actually be entitled to it in the first place.
did any of you guys use puahate? lmao
>>220071328bit suspicious
>>220071377no but i lurked on lookism. quite funny guys. reminds me of /brit/
the new>>220071010>>220071010>>220071010
>>220071259hell yeah that's how you do it
>>220071410yeah i used lookism too man, good times. I miss it all. 2013-2017 was such a good time to use incel/looks forums
The Lady Defecates.
rewatching old faceandlms videos. it's still how a black incel from london has been so influential throughout in the modern world.
>>220071493Can’t make heads or tails of this post.
alan turing was a gay pedophile
>>220071547ktim
right well that's a man admitting to being a gay pedophile
feel like GOLD want to smile :)
>>220071345why are you like thatits all bollocks
reading incels.wiki
>>220071551SCREAMING
screaming "KAHTEEM!!!" repeatedly at half 2 in the Thursdsy morning
it annoys me when women like this make fun of incelsbitch if you were a man you would be one of them
Couldnt shag a biomass I'd join the Jews if I got some kike succubus gf though
>>220071721quite fit though...
>>220071724find some races more attractive than others but i couldn't rule out ever shagging anyone from a race. every one has lush girls in it
dont call them biomass bro...
as a famous death doom metal musician once said"man was not made for work, he was born to die"
>>220071724Was just saying this at the public library
Can't sleep as I've spent the entire day in bed
>>220071745thats the fingthe attractiveness of different races is statisticalthere are attractive people in every race its just they are a.lot rarer in some races than otherswhitoids on average much more attractiblve than every other race
fucking hate neurotypicals more than anything else on the planet
absolute worst is normoids who claim.to be "neurodivergent" wtever the fugg that meams
Snuggled in bed now team. Thinking of my friend Mousey and all the opportunities tomorrow may bring
>>220071838yeahfrauds the lot of em
Mandem got the tartare on the fish and chips, *sucks teeth* no curry sauce styll
>>220071862mild scream
Sacked trannys musky tuppence
>>220071840:) hope it's a great one
gn /brit/!
Just tax the rich It's not bloody hard is it
Almost forgot! Nth for Yuno!
>>220071944France tried itdidn't work.
all neurotypicals are evil and retardedall of them every single one
'Cause I'll be you and you'll be meThere's lots and lots for us to seeThere's lots and lots for us to doShe is electric, can I be electric too?
On the snow with Rupert Lowe
to me any woman whos 18-30 and not obese is attractive who gaf about race
i'd give my right arm to be neurotypical
>>220071840hes a made up character you delusional sickheaded man
>>220072053very cute webm
fucking yes brosexactly what i've been waiting for
>>220072022Christ alive the Gallaghers are so caveman like
hate everything and everyone
>>220072148even me?
A don doesn’t wear shorts
Alright lemme get the fuck outta here
>>220072181no x
Rorke is a G
>Alan Olanrewaju Igbon was born in Hulme, Manchester, in May 1952. His father Lawrence was Nigerian, and his mother Mary was Irish.
In most official depictions of Godzilla, there is no depiction of a penis. Godzilla is usually shown as a massive, prehistoric, kaiju-style creature, and the movies focus on his size, atomic breath, and destruction—not biological sex organs.Some points to clarify:Traditional films (Showa, Heisei, Millennium) – Godzilla’s anatomy is generally vague. There’s no visual or narrative mention of genitalia.MonsterVerse (2014–present) – Similarly, Godzilla is shown as a giant prehistoric predator. While the films hint that his species can reproduce asexually, they never depict male reproductive organs.Asexual reproduction idea – In “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” (2019), Godzilla is suggested to spawn offspring without mating, which further makes the concept of male genitalia irrelevant biologically.So, short answer: Godzilla does not have a penis in any official depiction, and the species’ reproduction is handled in ways that don’t require one.
2 bitches
Love I Claudius, me
>>220072073they are the sweetest
>>220072304never seen itshould I watch it
>>220072271Oh I thought his dick knocked over a building in that one scene
youtube.com/watch?v=tAdzCnnWqOE
Alright lads. I'm British. Can I post here?
didn't godzilla have a cheeky little nephew in one of the old japanese ones
>>220072309i like how they're called kids
I’m in bed right nowGoodnight /brit/ sleep well :3
>>220072379anyone is welcome here :)
Todays eats>breakfastNothing>lunchNothing>dinnerPeanut butter sandwich, satay tofu, can on tuna, 5 chesterfield cigarettes
>>220072397gn bb x
>>220072390yeah, it is cute
>>220072271how big is king kong's cockwhat if instead of beating his chest he wanked off on top of the empire state as a show of dominance, that would be more realistic
>>220072441satay tofu have peanut sauce?
>>220072494No, Toby.
>>220072222x
>>220072494gorillas have small penises though
Her face when you get up close to the hole for a sniff and she lets rip.
drinking water
trans power
I hate eating and shitting, wish humans could operate solely on batteries
Why are you not kladdkaka maxxing?
>>220072559no
>>220072565yummy
>>220072589Yes! Very delicious
do a poo
>>220072565If I look up kladdkaka it says it's a chocolate cake.For that image, >The item in the image is a Bienenstich (often called Bee Sting Cake or almond slice), which is a classic German dessert.
>>220072561same
Doing no-porn for the rest of my life. Jacked off to Rebecca Ferguson's face the other day. Felt weird about that. That's actually worse than porn probably.
>>220072632scream
>>220072565>>220072598is that rolled oats and shredded coconut? looks delicious
passed out about 9pm, woke up about half an hour ago. my life is a fucking mess.
>>220072627Yes traditional kladdkaka is just the chocolate bottom but I add a tosca layer on top of it (one version with almond and another one with shredded coconut)>>220072643First one is almond and the second is coconut
>>220072665*kisses you on the forehead*
I want a wife and children. 34 years old and ive got nothing.
>>220072665not bad at all tbqh. should be quite easy to shift that to 10pm-5am
>>220072714why would i want to do that? I work from 2pm-10pm Sunday-Tuesdays
>>220072699well it's not over yet
*slithers around the /brit/ thread when everyone’s asleep*
>>220072691oh i remember you posting about the saffron buns before. i was going to try making them at christmas but i got the flu and everything was thrown off. they look beautiful, so do the cakes. coconut is so good with chocolate
>>220072730it is over. i should walk on a railway.
I just realised that I could've cancelled my order and reorder it again for a lower price, but it's too late now, they're almost here, I'm not waiting another two weeksbackground: in early march I ordered headphones at a discount but a couple of days later they got an even bigger discount
>>220072728what's your ideal sleep schedule? i'd imagine something relatively normal still. at least you don't have to work today
>>220072744sneaky
>>220072750noit's never over
*surreptitiously scatters salt around the thread*
off to tescos in my best clothes
well now we're trapped in here
Ayo why come yall brits ain't got no mountains or big forests? Sumn to do with communism or something?
>>220072699:((((
i'm waiting for the new to post all the zingers i've saved up
just got a clue
>>220072876>>220072876>>220072876>>220072876>>220072876
CANDICE
>>220072781I usually try for 3-4am sleep, wake up between 10am and noon. When I get off the drugs ill look for a new job, but today I just want to get some chores done.
