WHO LET THE DOGS OUT>>220102378
listening to Boz Scaggs' classic proto-yacht effort Silk Degrees
>>220112724We get people to watch 21 Jump Street.
One of the weirdest people I've ever met was a coal-burner Cambodian-American woman who basically considered herself black and "converted" to Islam. Just an all around weird combination, you can probably guess which city she lives in too.
>>220112762Gary Indiana
>>220112737Who's the jew
>>220112711OwO
>>220112762She lived in Chattanooga
>>220112762Sheboygan
>>220112700Stai zitto brigante titino>>220112762Cambodians can be coal burners?
JFK jr had aura, he probably would have been president if he didn't die in that suspicious plane crash
>Im italian from Staten IslandMore like italian from Statt' Zitt' Island LMFAO
You would kill for this
>>220112762When I went on vacation to Cambodia with my friend in my youth I didn't sleep with any women there because I was too worried about STD's.
>>220112831communists don't listen to yacht rock, it is pro-capitalist music by its very name!
>>220112901I wouldnt even touch her to give her an emergency cardiac massage
>>220112762I was gonna say Houston for sure but Atlanta is another realistic possibility.
I threw the last 25% of this shit. Gyatt dayum what the helly.
>>220112958Get some Faygo instead
>>220112901That's just a bunch of sandbags so the guy can use the carpool lane
>>220112934I just wanted to say brigante titino it sounds funny
>>220112901for someone else to be driving? you better believe it. not really into big gals, thought. well, unless it's contributed to their better assets, wink-wink. i had a friend who used to say he drove better drunk. and i laughed, and asked how? he said, "because i know i'm drunk! there's always a lady on the ride home, i have to be more careful!" haha
>>220112994>haha
>in a thousand years ayys finally arrive>one of their miraculous ayy technologies is a star trek ass multimedia device>so energy efficient one could power the sun for a decade>miraculous computing power even the low end poorfag models can esily simulate the birth and lifespan of an entire galaxy>the games on them will still be gacha trash
>>220112991Totò
>>220113041i type "haha" when i'm mentally amused, but didn't literally 'laugh out loud'. if it stirs any memories of that weirdo posting about yoshi's "eggs", i apologize.
Today's dinner was leftover homemade pizza from yesterday
>>220113069
Todays dinner was a papa johns pizza and mountain dew
>>220112782>>220112805>>220112825Incorrect>>220112957You were correct. Atlanta.
finkin' bout consumption of the vindalooberg in about 210cogent news for the arseberg indeeddifficult to forecast the incumbent poobergizationwun will seewill it not?propa good diss hefta he sed
>>220113127
Do you have any weird fetishes
>>220113166I thought the real answer was Dearborn, MI
Eurotards are trying to colonize our thread
>>220113170>poobergization
>>220113155
>>220113191Half of them aren't really Europeans
>>220113178I like big clits
>>220113191You have bigger things to worry about>>220113208>
>>220113178Facesitting Meaty pussy lipsBig clit Not that weird, all things considered. I'm fine with a woman with a normal not-meaty pussy but if she refused to ever sit on my face we'd be sexually incompatible
Can you do this?
Do you fantasize about sucking them like a penis
>>220113207
>>220113260YeahNo homo
>>220113260Yeah
>>220113178nothing too outlandish. i do prefer women to be more natural than not, however. i don't have any deal-breakers, but i'd rather small than implants. less decorations than more. unshaven to shaven.
>>220113273
Big clit is becoming a mainstream fetish, videos of them are really popular on porn sites now
>>220113281>sucking a clitoris is not a gay thing Groundbreaking thought
The good ending....
I like having my balls kicked
>>220113281>>220113284>>220113312Gay man
>>220110744Late reply but cnt have ppl thinking it was ignored. Smooth duh.
>>220113308
>>220113178dom/sub but im the sub. might be because i was raised by a single mother
>>220113325What about stabbed
>>220113322If only he mewd everyday and not every other day...
>>220113348
>>220113349Domsub is a very normie fetish
>>220113391idk
>>220113376
>>220113398Can't tell if 12 yo boy or 25 yo lesbian
Fuck I hate having to put stickers on the Lego set
>>220113424
Foids will tell you they are freaky with weird, shameful fetishes and it's just the mildest bondage possible with some roleplaying.
>>220113398haha AI is so stupid, i can read a clock so it will never replace me
>>220113348rare
>>220113457
Nice poo I just took ngl
What do we think of Crimson Desert? Darksydephil already quit the game I think
You can't kick me off the bus for sucking my thumb. That's not illegal.
>>220113446You have to be at least eighteen to post here
>>220113601I heard it sucks
>>220113467Or they’ll tell you they’re into rape and then you rape them and they start crying
We are all on the other cum that's why it's so dead
>>220113666I'm here and it's alive
>>220113645They only want to be raped by someone they want to have sex with
>>220113645I think there was a chapter in Fight Club or one of his other books about this, I remember the guy cumming on the wall and the girl having blue toenails
>>220113325i had a girl who grabbed mine fairly roughly once during. it was weird, i didn't like how it felt physically, so i was about to ask her to loosen her grip some, but it got me kind of excited. i guess i liked her having... i dunno, the advantage? control? but she didn't say anything about it, so i assume she just didn't know how sensitive they are and was yanking my plums around because she thought i'd enjoy it. ha
This fecal expulsion is heavenly
>>220113722Hence the expression "got you by the balls"
>>220113761I just got done pooing out all the pizza I just ate
>>220113682>They want chad to rape them>They want chad to marry them >They want chad to pump and dump them at a clubIdk why this filters so many people, it's quite simple
>>220113788Being outgoing is more important than facial attractiveness and blackpilling people just demoralizes them and further lowers their chances of getting a girlfriend
Really want to start a Warhammer China army because the new models are so nice but I must resist and finish painting what I have first.
>>220113870Basing is not a crime
>>220113865>anime avatarfagging homosexual giving advice
You ever just feel like you're dying? For me it's at least 4 times a week
>>220113870Why did they kill warhammer fantasy in the first place
Took a look at the cute waitress creepshot I took again
>>220113916Everytime i see a brazilian post>>220113930Post it (you are a freak weirdo btw)
>>220113921Because they wanted to sell Space Marines in Fantasy but the setting didn't give them the room to do so. So they blew it up assuming that Stormcast would be as popular as Space Marines. After like 5 years it was clear it wasn't working so they started working on bringing Fantasy back.
The gf
>>220113968i had sex with her
>>220113870I saw a Miao Ying model in the hobby store recently, it was straight outta my vidyagame! Still waiting for a Chorfs line tho, big hats, lamassus, goblins wearing phrygian caps, the works!
>>220113916only while slipping into alcohol withdrawal. so, about once a week for about five to six years of my life, yeah, i felt like i was dying.
>>220113398>I used this AI model to do something it isn't designed for and it couldn't get it right!Do retards think it's supposed to be magic and do whatever you want?
>>220113981She's actually your gf and I fuck her on the side
>>220113136homemade pizzas suck
>>220114008>Do retards think it's supposed to be magic and do whatever you want?That's how most people that I have seen interact with ChatJeetPT treat it, yes.
>>220113984I hope for your sake they come eventually.
You know what? I went out to the clubs, to the bars, I actually put in an effort to socialize and groom and style myself nicely. People from real life got into contact with me and added me on social media and are inviting me to nights out. I got so much attention from women and I'm not even attractive. Last night a good-looking woman on the train approached me with a sketched portrait of me and her number on it. But actually, I prefer to stay at home and play video games. I'm starting to really hate this. I like the style I grew into, but I hate nightlife, I hate drinking and I hate "hanging out". I would rather be a lonesome virgin.
>>220113896I used to turn down girls who were flirting a lot . Being intimidated is like the #1 ick so gays who legit dgaf get more attention than the avg straight guy
America died when our blacks started rapping instead of singing the blues
>>220114064see, i did the opposite. i totally gave up making any effort to impress anyone or be stylish, and *then* i started getting attention. not even at some night spot, either. i will never forget the first time i came out of liquor store, unshaven, stained teeth, same shirt i had worn for three days, and a lady coming off work from a salon in the same stripmall struck up a conversation and by the end was asking me if i'd like to see the rest of her tattoos. i had a fantastic afternoon with her, and congratulated myself mightily for having a condom with me.
>>220114064
>>220114235and its all on video too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcCK99wHrk0
What if just throw up all over you, what about then?
>>220114289
Ask me anything in the whole wide world
>>220114029you just suck at making pizza
>>220114366are you tight with da G's in Malmo?
>>220114366what does your semen taste like?
>>220114366marry me?
may hefta go out on the town for legally consensual pulverization of the wenchoid fannardput the practise whale into propa use
>>220114389What?>>220114395Huh?>>220114410Come again?
>>220114366What does your grandpa's poop taste like
>>220114330TOO FUCKING REAL
>>220114278I was styling myself in an idiosyncratic way that I specifically wanted, not in a looksmaxxing way, and that's probably why it gets so much attention. There is also some negative attention but that comes from scared faggots behind metal cages.
>>220114423i want to live in sweden and need an easy in
>>220113398incredible how the least surprising fing bout diss coming from /cum/'s comments is that zoomers cant read clocks anymore
>>220113953phwoaranudda excellent kittington-on-naze
Business idea: not show up for work for fun because Im quitting soon
>>220114488Tried applying for citizenship? That's a pretty easy in.
dont fink im fan of geeselissened to getting killedwas good album on paper but dont relly like itjust sounds likepeak black country new roadmixed wiv like the strokesthey also hav a troon guitaristnot for me
>>220114506Lol retarded noga
Have you heard about the lonesome loser
The shower in this hotel is so freaking sweet.
>>220114684No. Sounds like an idiot though
Any time anything historical is mentioned now, browns bring up Epstein lol>Ottoman Turks lost to Timur, they weren't invincible historically>WESTERN EPSTEIN you are cannibal eating babies now fuck you bloddyjej
tfw two inteligent too solve captcha
>>220114707People are unironically morons and if you don't engage in some intellectual elitism you'll waste all your time throwing pearls before swine
>>220114774>>220114707Brown people think it's all about perception and looking good, and they believe that everyone else is the same way. That's why they do that
Why are most white people on this site mediocre as fuck even though they claim to be “le superior race”?
Me, I'm the lonesome loser
*cums on you*
>>220114899If you dislike pepple from a certain group just don't talk to them. If I find out someone is muslim online I just block them
>>220114936Mediocre would still be far superior to the average jeet tbqhwy
cumpatriots
>>220115008I agree. Everyone is better than the average jeet
>>220114986Is your Swiss butt hairy or smooth?
>>220114899We don't claim whites to be superior, only jeets to be inferior (to all races)
did my domestic duties and fixed the kitchen drawer
>>220115025
>>220114986>If I find out someone is muslim online I just block themgigabased
>>220115044I'm american i don't have a Swiss butt
>>220115072why is there a swiss army knife logo next to your name
nowadays im scared to greentext about my real life social interactions because of the chance the people mentioned in it may see it
Gaylord penis
I jerk off during work every day I wfh
>>220115127
>>220115128Homosexual dark souls final boss
i am south asian and trans.
>>220115224L O N D O NONDON
Nirvana is so bad, every song is dog shit
>>220115127Anon greentexting with people's full names and addresses
>>220115277Their best song is Lake of Fire, which is a cover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4LdUQzCPPM&list=RDd4LdUQzCPPM
>
>>220115127>real life social interactionsfont
>>220115277FACT: If you kill yourself, you become heavily overrated afterwards
>>220115068Nit really lol. I had a guy giving me a bunch of gifts then I had to block him it was a bummer.>>220115094Im on vacation>>220115127Reasonable fear desu. The world's a lot smaller than it used to be>>220115251There's literally a us flag next to the name lol
FACT: i'm about to poo
If I killed myself I would be underrated
>tfw gfberg didn't eat her 2 slices of pizza last night
>>220115445>gfbergLEAVE!!! FUCKING! LEAVE!!!!!! REEEEEEE
Show me your war face
>>220115456I'm married and have a kid
FACT: i just poo'd
>>220114691dis nigga drinking shower water
>>220115299sometimes there are just very specific interactions and some details of the people you were with are relevant to the story
>>220115492You dont ever get thirsty in the shower and take a sip?
>>220115481GET!! OUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!!!
>>220113322
>>220115655The rodge would be in his 30s of he were alive today
Nuke
>>220115721how are you related to "Fox of /cum/"?
>>220115721for me it's michelle malkin
>>220115766I am his Argentinian American cousin Miguel
shitter screencaps totally aren't low effort posts at all
Is this worth it?
>>220115721haha candace is so silly
Alright then
>>220114691i love it when a place has great accommodations. i have beamed embarrassingly at them three times: the first hotel i was at that had a *personal* balcony pool, the first hotel toilet that had a bidet (convinced me to get one), and the first wendy's that had one of those touch screen, "imagine a coke, it's in here somewhere" interfaces. thing was like a soda-granting genie. it's a good thing i've never visited farther east, if i ever saw one of those japanese or korean vending machines that have like, a whole TURKEY as an option, i'd probably cum my pants and die of a heart attack. convenience technology is very cool to me.
>>220115888Imo giga luxury is never worth the cost even though I like trappist ales
>>220115949trappist ales aren't giga luxury tho. most liquor stores here sell them alongside abbey ales
>>220115928That's awesome. I love that sorta stuff too. The shower was like 10 feet tall and sprayed a massive thing overhead and it was so relaxing. Honestly if we ever get to the point where little robots are wheeling around making lattes for us I'm unironically gonna be happy. Give us a psycho pass dystopia if we get a little robot helper desu.
>>220116054It's expensive compared to regular beer I would suppose
fucking shit bitch mother fucking ass dick!!
nigga luxury
>>220116108So true
>>220116108My sentiments exactly
>>220116108>Oye Cabaero Pendejito que paso
>>220116054Well yeah i was just trying to say that high quality is still enjoyable even though giga luxury isnt necessary. Rich people are stupid morons and pay for the price.
i want a woman to suck my dick
>hurr durr I'm a silly boomer, I gobble down pharma-slop by the spoonful because it's important that I gawk at the telly for another decadeSuch tiresome people
>>220116158Remember when you out sunscreen on momberg
>>220116108mr pendejo
i might just straight up die for real one of these days, the human heart was never meant to go this hard, it wouldnt be unheard of
>>220116158Don't you hire escorts sometimes? Just do thatBlowjobs are overrated anyway
>>220116171No I think you're going to live forever actually,
>>220116158Weird
>>220116171Maybe you just need to take a mean ass shit
>>220116207I just did that
>>220116103they aren't that expensive. around the same cost as a craft beer>>220116138sorry but you've already embarrassed yourself..
>>220116171Watch an uncut video of somebody dying of a heart attack and you'll take care of your health better
Wasted my life imagining all the things I could do instead of learning how to do them award
>>220116172>Don't you hire escorts sometimes?haven't hired one in over a year >Blowjobs are overrated anywayno blowjobs are better than sexo
>>220116265>sorry but you've already embarrassed yourselfOK idc buy your 100$ port
You should be able to afford your car payment five times over otherwise you can't afford to finance the car
>>220116347transportation should be a $1 train ticket that allows you to go anywhere you want for 24 hours.
>>220116425Facts
Today I learned some women are named "Bizzy"
>>220116425That but also some fine shit twerking on your lap the entire ride
>>220116083well, it's our promised silver lining. if they're gonna go all animal farm on us, then the carousel buffets had better be spectacular!
saw the cute girl i was mirrin getting stood up by chad who went off to talk to some other dude, get fucked bitch, should've approached me while you still had the chance instead of waiting for chad to approach you
Sex workers deserve your respect
>>220116425We should spend more moneys until everything is free.>>220116440What's it short for?>>220116486Truth. Bread and circuses etc>>220116501A stone cold incel is speaking listen and learn
>>220116579Funny because I pay to disrespect
>>220116579I’m a virgin thoughbeit
I've learned to ignore posters I dislike instead of bullying them
>>220116586are you texass?
Let’s just say that Sulla was an overrated hack who got lucky that Marius died of disease before he was able to wipe the floor with that little lover of theatre
this nigga is on vacation in europe and is spending his time posting on 4chan lmao
>>220116312i'm not the port anon. please try to pay attention!
>>220115949>$100>gigaluxury
>>220116579my policy is human beings deserve my respect until proven otherwise. now i'm not saying being a stripper or a hooker immediately disqualifies you, but it's definitely going to crook a brow.
Got a job offer so I’m going to slack off until I get paid then leave without a word
>>220116753faggot
>>220116699I always shitpost a bit before going to bed when I go abroad. It's fine as long as you aren't on here for hours
>>220116761no u :)
"Sex workers" is such a lame term. Why not just call them whores?
>>220116683>texassDunno whose that sorry>>220116686Based and true>>220116699My mom's watching some Keanu reeves movie too it's dark out.>>220116704Okay. Well i think anything more expensive than pbr is fancy.>>220116726Yes?
>>220116726yeah he made a blunder lmao. $100 isn't that much for good liquor
100$ is definitely beyond diminishing returns for good liquor
>>220116799call them sex workers to trick your evangelical jewish golem masters into changing the law
Mikey Madison is so fucking hot
>>220116800It’s luxury but not giga luxury at allLuxury port is hundreds of dollars up to tens of thousands for a great vintage
>>220116799Whores give it away for free That's literally the reasoning
In high school this girl became infamous for giving blowjobs to 3 different guys at one party. Everyone knew her as the girl who sucked 3 cocks in one night.
>>220116753Good job
>>220116807He only drinks White Claws so he wouldn’t know My boss got everyone $300 bottles of bourbon for Christmas
>>220116799because it's a derogatory. like calling someone with glasses "four-eyes". now granted, the gal could close her legs. they can't un-smudge their rods and cones without surgery. but the general idea is, when you see someone having trouble, don't call them names. you're attacking the wounded.
>>220116852If you have 100$ give it to me if its not that much money
I'm obsessed with Audrey Hobert
>>220116897Your boss is the boss so he's rich
For a bagel that went viral>>220116834
>>220116787Kekhttps://youtu.be/aCWCF19nUhA
>>220116699and he has posted ZERO pics, what a fag...
>>220116908>Audrey Hobertlooks like a tranny
i reckon a lot of sex workers are less of a whore than the average women
>>220116901$100 is too much to give a random twink on the internet but not to spend on booze
>>220116937Bizarre post
>>220116901if the bussy is right let me hit it and i'll give you $100. that ass has gotta be right tho
>$1000 bonus this year>Only $650 after taxeswe need to lower taxes to 0 but only for me
im drunk and high (crunk)
>>220116947send that freak flying
>>220117013LETS GET FREAKY NOW LETS GET FUCKING FREAKY NOW
you niggas STEADY on that fruity shit. got his ass talm bout "bussy" bro u talkin' 'bout anotha' nigga's ass that he shit out of. straight up
>>220117009I wish I was in congress so I could just steal money and do nothing
this meme will be incomprehensible to audiences in 20 years
>>220117068Start advocating for some invented marginalized group like omnisexuals or whatever
>>220117082It's incomprehensible right now
I suffer as a sapiosexual
sup fellas
>>220117096
>>220117123
im so tired like i feel sick, as if i have a fever
>>220117068I never really thought about it until recently but my taxes pay for congress to take months off while legislation they have to vote on sits. We pay them to take a fucking vacation half the year.
>>220117160Go home and have a Gatorade
waiting for my death
so we talked about how many (You)s yall got, but what are the best digits you ever got?quads for me
I wish I could become an Illinois politician so I could steal from the state..... oh wait
>>220117175don’t rush it
>>220117199QuintsMaybe sexs idk
>>220117153what are they doing?
>>220117221Just hanging out somewhere they feel safe
peach soju and chocolatevery bad weather outside
>>220117199Quints. I don't remember it exactly, just that I got a lot of "wasted" replies since it was just reply to a conversation
Eating straight slices of bread before they expire tomorrow
>>220117199A spoderman thread I made on /b/ got a pretty big get many years ago but I can't remember the details Also just got this one on /x/ read it and weep >>>/x/42133333
what's the last cool bird you saw? me? northern saw-whet owl
Put a bunch of nutella in a torilla wrap and am eating it. I'm a degenerate lost soul
>>220117265Holy cringe
>>220117234makes sense, I like froggies
>>220116946But what if meow a couple times>>220116960Not that cheap lol>>220117009Taxes to But for everyone then the government prints more money and gives it to everyone then we're all rich>>220117013Have fun>>220117082Gay station 5. Still no games >>220117175What's the point in waiting for the sun to rise.>>220117199Nothing special
>>220117268Add peanut butter and it'll be even better
>>220117265Wasted
>>220117199i *think* i got quints once, but it was a totally unremarkable post. the most (you)'s... i asked sort of a preference question one thread. like, what pizza toppings? tits or ass? something like that, and when i woke up the post had twenty-something replies.
>>220117266Brown pelican
>>220117266I also saw an owl last month near a forest area, you can't even hear them when they fly
>>220117266saw a cardinal yesterday
use a Chuck Norris picture for the new.
>>220117314Cardinals sing my favorite bird songsSo sweet and pleasant
Oldmaxxing at 22
>>220117289Fallen angel tier
>>220117266I saw a cool hawk standing on an overpass staring out over a field
Spicy sopresata, prosciutto, heavy ground mustard, Vermont cheddar with Andy Capps chips and a beer. The end.
I want to get elected as a politician and intentionally make life as hard as possible for people in my jurisdiction
>>220117325Tsmt
>>220117347But what bread? The bread is very important
>>220117328daaamn unc, let me help you with your cane
>>220117328fucking how?
>>220117328youre like a little toddler next to me
What is it specifically that makes miggers so retarded?
>>220117368Liborio's Italian bread
>>220117347when I actually bought some gabagool (it was Slovenian made, because it is trad here too) I could only pair it with mustard and plain bread cause the taste was so sweet and porky
sweet and porky is how i like my ladies
>>220117418Is it smoked in Slovenia? I know that's quite normal in the region
>>220117440it is
>>220117418>gabagoolit shouldn't be sweet, I hate when those fuckers put dextrose in deli meats, capacolla should be salty and fatty >>220117432based
>>220117351So you want to be a democrat in a black neighborhood basically
no penisberg update at this time but I’ll keep you posted
>>220117458that does it, I'm buying the cheap Italian version at Eurospin, those guys really know their deli meats, their cheap mortadella was leagues above the Slovenian stuff
>>220117053You clicked to see his bussy huh?
>>220117499I'm a label reading freak and I almost can't find packaged meats without some kind of filler and dextrose or starch or soy protein, it's fucking disgusting. I stopped buying shit like that years ago, now I buy from farmers and friends.
>>220117534I was tempted once
I got a sausage you can smoke.
Where's the new
>>220117554You're the wurst
>>220117325You don't mean that
>>220117583No I'm frank (as in frankfurter) haha
>>220117266A starling (sturnus vulgaris) because it's the last bird I've spotted today and to me all out feathered friends are cool. Starlings are also cool because they mimic sounds like car alarms, other birds, HVAC units, whatever. But they also aren't cool because they are invasive. It's cool because that makes them up for grabs if you want a free pet bird. They are cute as well. Here's one in winter plumage
I found one of those websites that posts OF pics and I’ve been gooning for a few days now
>>220117633simpcity?
>>220117628They sound like the toy gun you get as a child with the sounds.
>>220117628love starlings tbfbigger than sparrows (therefore moggers) and iridescent, very cool birds
>>220117642>>220117642
If I'm being honest I don't really party I just sit at home
>>220117644coomer.stI though it would be lame to post their link if no one asked
>>220117534bro u trippin' the fuck u talm' 'bout "You clicked to see his bussy" fuck outta here for i poke your ass
