RIP Chuck edition>>220112670
Dadberg found the Legos and shamed me
If you were stuck in Dubai during wartime I would drive you in my gold Mercedes
I drank some gin tonight, hadn't done that in years, it gives you an interesting buzz.
>>220117671Dont ever let them Lego shame you>>220117621That joke was a weak link
>HEY WYBOY*slaps your BWC*>You finna become a father today crackaWhat do?
>>220117718Gooner
>>220117718walk away
just caught a triple kill call me pluto2x
>>220117718I’m a stone cold incel. If any woman my age propositioned me for sex I would agree.
>>220117742Why 2x
made some date mounds bars>>220117671for me its model kits the thinking man's legos
>>220117742how would you know if you had them filtered?
>>220117671It's lego
>>220117762There's too high of a chance to fuck everything up with models for me to enjoy
>>220117762>made some date mounds barsPics?
>>220117797He told me to grow up
I legit just thought about "Is Chuck Norris still around" yesterday
>>220117821I bet he watches football
>>220117831went off the deep end in his later years sadly
It just keeps getting worse
>>220117831he was selling supplements as of recently and the ad was basically "Look how good Chuck Norris looks in his 80s" rip though, used to watch the ranger show with my grandparents as a kid
I know this sounds weird but you can actually add Greek yogurt to beans to make them creamier and high protein
>>220117833He watches UFC and boxing
should I buy some sunglasses like these or a more circular “harry potter” typeit’s for use in the evenings whilst gaming
>>220117886EEEWWWWWW
Evening, FAGGOTS!
you shut your mouth when you're talking to me
I love it when the noodles absorb the broth and become rubbery and gross
>>220117898Non-sweetened Greek yogurt tastes like sour cream
>>220117901Evening straggot
>>220117893I got a pair of picrel for my Fear and Loathing Hunter S Tompson Halloween costume.
>>220117936Sup
>>220117886People here put yogurt on stuffed peppers with rice and meat. In Greece also.
Crimson Desert looks terrible no homo
good night brosssssssssss
This cigarette is making me dizzy and nauseous
>>220117980Looks like shit world looks soulless and fake
Niggas really be like>Damn bro I don't know how to take my car wheel off Like how?!
>>220117997
Just laced some canadian's cigarette with fentanyl
listening to Steve Reichman, this is a lot more fun than you'd think!
>>220117980is just that where winds meet again, wide as the ocean shallow as a puddle, i saw it coming a mile away
>>220118025I heard a retarded song today and can't stop thinking about it. Something about "RIP my granny she got hit by a bazooka" I hate this but it's stuck in my head.
4 non cum flag posts in a row this needs to be stopped
>>220118112Agreed, this is beyond reproach *cocks 1911 and eats a steak in my pickup truck while listening to toby keith*
>>220118112I usually post about American culture tho, that's why I come here, because I appreciate American culture and love the language
>>220118112I need alcohol
>>220118140You need help for alcoholism
>>220118133Not him but the 'murican language sucks. I wish I spoke czech like this nice gentleman.
>>220118163It's the best language for songs.
Made one
>>220118163i wish i was born as a rich Brazilian
i like legos, but only stuff like bionicles. it can't just be a castle that sits there, it needs to be something i can play with.
>>220118163What's wrong with english
>>220118163Have you seen Shadows Of A Hot summer yet? It's an WWII action thriller from Soviet Czechoslovakia and it's fucking great.
>>220118209How big is your Bionicle collection
whenever homeless tweakers ask me for food or some shit I give them the shrimp ramen
IT IS LEGO THERE IS NO PLURAL
>>220118270does that happen a lot ?
>>220118273'legoes' has been an established usage in English for many decades going by American visual media
>>220118273that post was fictional but it was an idea I had because of all the tweakers I've seen that just emerged from their winter hibernation
>>220118273Shut up nerd
>>220118317meant for>>220118282
>>220118235zero. or, well, some kid or collector who visited a goodwill knows. it's funny, they used to sell these little boxes of masks for them? and i bought one once because i loved the bionicle asthetic, and wanted some variety for my couple goobers. and these were sort of like trading cards, there were rare ones. like if you went to toys r us, some would be open from dudes looking through them. but i just wanted more masks in general, and i still remember the names, i got a "makuta infected tahu" in my first and only box. i did think it was cool! but years and years later, i found out that was like, a mcqwire rookie card. that was the mask dudes were opening boxes for. ah well. some kid hopefully thought it was cool too, or some collector found his holy grail lol
>>220118219No but I have it bookmarked. Did you recc it?
https://x.com/jakesing_/status/2028562471573999642?s=20Is dating in western countries really this brutal for asian men?
>>220118377yes
>>220118341I wonder where they sleep and how they survive winter
>>220118394Well I'm not going through foreign films right now it'll have to wait sorry
Americans should kiss Canadians
just ate some cheese flavoured corn puffs award
>>220117891Do you like UFC or boxing shorty?
>>220118422care to outline your movie watching system? I'm interested
>>220118426I only kiss canadiennes
>>220118365I had a few binociles as a kid in the 2000s my favorite was the red guy I even had the ds game
why are they like this?
>>220118463don't @me
>>220118480D1 & D2 have the perfect dark fantasy aesthetic and lore, those games are masterpieces
Fries and onion rings
>>220118480What is he playing Diablo on?
>>220118449Not really I like to sometimes watch amateur fights on YouTube or e celebrity bum fights like boogie vs wingsofredemption
Isn't life a grand and intoxicating experience?
Only went to the gym once this week award
>>220118541I am in fact currently intoxicated and feeling grand, so, yes
I saved this from x.com (a social media website that's more popular than 4chan.org which is also a social media website)
>>220118541No not really, Dagoth Ur
>>220118525I don't think I've ever had onion rings in my life, might make some
holy fucking shit on my balls nigga
>>220118553It's really hard to wean yourself off the gym but you can do it. I went cold turkey 6 years ago and I've been gym free ever since thank jesus
>>220118529Ily shorty I want to protect you
>>220118480what am I supposed to be offended by, snowflake?
>>220118558>intoxicated and grand>looks inside>drunk and fat
>>220118572I had em for the first time in the last couple of years when KFC opened here. At first they seemed too greasy, but I got used to them, and they're alright.
>>220118541> Isn't life a grand and intoxicating experience?not really, hence the videogames and drugs
>>220118595I've quit drinking for a while because I didn't like the calory intake. So tonight I'm doing mephedrone and smoking some joints.
Did you know calamari is an Italian term? I thought it was a Japanese thing
You get 25$ extra every day BUT every time you go to the bathroom poop will only come out if you're screaming nigger
Lets make it 100 actually
Bongs be like >*Stares at right hand* OI FANCY A SHAG LOVE?
>>220118541It used to be but I've gotten tremendously bored with it.
I know you are but what am I
>>220118623A healthy alternative to a beer
>>220118454Mostly I go through silent and pre-code stuff out of habit. Sometimes a random title outside that context slips in. Eventually I'll switch over to czech or animation movies for a while.
>>220118697I never just drink a beer. I either drink no beers or 14 tall boys. I don't even like alcohol with my dinner.
>>220118599Battered things can be greasy if they are not fried on a high enough temperature, I was thinking of making them with panko but we will see.>>220118623>o tonight I'm doing mephedrone and smoking some joints.You cheeky bastard, I got offered coke 2 weeks ago but I declined. I did drink some gin tonight, forgot how interesting of a buzz it gives you >>220118632They also call it calamari in Greece, or Calamarakia
>>220118686A nigger?
>>220118632Yes I did>>220118679Imagine when you end up in heaven for eternity because you are a sweet baby boy
>>220118636>$25/day + I never need to poop outside of my homewhat’s the catch?
>>220118718Beer with a coke drip and a cigarette was my jam.
I guess I should've known it wasn't a Japanese word considering it has the letter L in it
>>220118763I didn't know Tempura was a Japanese word for a long time, it sounded Romance
>>220118763karamari desu
Fuck my ass
>>220118787Ok.
>>220118780having a romantic tempura supper with the missus
>>220118720No nigga panko/breading is not good unless you use egg and flour too. Fine flour is what you need, rice or wheat flour. Wash them and then try to dry them, then cover them in flour and stir.the oil must reach 200C, they should be cooked with a temp between 170C-180C, but the temperature in the pan will drop by 10-30C when you throw cold stuff in it so you have to account for that.
smoked some dude gang weed, considering waking wifeberg up from her nap slightly early for sex
>>220118761I've given up coke cause of the cost of it and my sinuses not liking it, but I was never really a habitual user anyway
dr. vindaloostein hath been ingestatednot, did it?
>>220118780It's portuguese. The japanese learnt the recipe from them 500 years ago
>>220118809Ok, so a flour beer batter or carbonated water?
>>220118512You can beat d2 hell butt naked
>>220118814That's how I do it all the time.
>>220118780I thought sayonara was spanish for a really long time
>>220118842I've never had a vindalooor a bhuna like Gary Oldman eats in Slow Horses
imo the illegal ingestation if the drugberg is immoralshould not be done
>>220118843Did you know the Japanese mistook the Portuguese for Indians due to their skin tone
>>220118839Coke was for the weekends, speed was for daily use. I used to get some very good stuff for cheap, 40 Euros for a gram but my guy got caught.
sniiiiiiiiffyup, lots of poop guys and poop girls in this thread
>>220118869Same
>>220118880I don't respond well to speed, I get the chills regardless of the temperature
>>220118589Protect me from what
>>220118895I bet it gets so cold up in iceland the poo freezes inside of you. If anything YOU'RE the poo guy.
>>220118854No, for the real fried calamari you only use plain flour, it will make them really crispy and tasty if you cook them right. I guess you can batter them but I wouldnt do it, it's more of a hassle and they wouldnt be as crispy.
>>220118895That's the way uh huh uh huh we like it
>>220118869me too
>>220118916I was talking about onion rings bro, I've made calamari many times.>>220118907Thats weird, I usually get sweaty and hot
>>220118914in the karl pilkington episode where he goes to like alaska or somewherelikethey have a special bin service that collects everywuns buckets of pooand its all frozen
>>220118879Moortuguese wymmyn
>>220118937Yes I remember that he wouldn't let them check his prostate. But why are you reddit spacing?
>>220118949Sex with latinas is a human right
used to love eating squid as a kidwas wun of my favoritesused to collect the little beaks and the little feather-looking skeleton fing from when we bought dem from fish mungers
>>220118932Cold carbonated water then.
>>220118949Laura from Street Fighter
>>220118956just natural way of punctuating when typing on the phonestein
>>220118966I'm gonna bust your shikanoko nuts if you dont get off my lawn
>>220118949corr woukd give her vaginoid a battering if that indeed is a woman
>>220118974sure
i just do not like ladies who paint their nails, i don't know why. fingers or toes, i just instantly recoil. is this a male version of 'ick'?
>>220118949this face indicates a nice looking pussy, am I correct?
>>220119033I used to have this hang up in my 20's, but I was always a stoner who was into hippie chicks
>>220119033It means you are gay hon
Need a gf
>>220118914no im not im NOT a fucking poopoo guy what the fuck
>>220119033What the fuck kind of stupid question is that
>>220119054my hair looks like that
>>220119068mine's longer...and fuller!
Anonbergs being cringe again
Gonna cut my bangs tomorrow
Gas prices going higher
>>220119033For sure. Personally, the following are huge ick moments:>long nails>painted nails>plucked eyebrows>fake eyebrows>heavy makeup>reddit tier thumbs>tattoos>piercings other than earringsinb4 virgin>>220119068Please be in maryland.>>220119074Please come to maryland.
>>220119090make sure you pull the hair straight before you cut it
>>220119092Right when I was thinking of buying a car again...
My wife. Even when she takes a day off, she doesn't go anywhere. She has no hobbies. She doesn't watch movies. She's not very interested in food. She doesn't drink alcohol. She doesn't even talk to her friends on the phone. She just sits in the living room smiling.
>>220119092it shot up like 50 cents where I am
>>220119122Did you have her lobotomized?
>>220119096I like the historically unburdened, fashion catalogue look of zoomettes today. The alt culture thing has run its course, and after some decades even I got sick of lusting for hippie chicks. The counterculture today is NEETs, streamers and incels.
>>220119092
>>220119122she's cheating on you with Penjamin
>>220119110You mean brush it straight down?
>>220119135>the historically unburdened, fashion catalogue look of zoomettesCould you provide an example? The only people I ever see outside are milennials and little kids.
>>220119122because shes in your imagination
>>220119148you pull it straight and then cut the bangs at the exact length you want
>>220119135can you gives visual examples of diss zoomette fashion you spake of?>>220119096so your "huge ick" is basiclaly triggered by females in general coz youre actually a wally woofter
I've been on estrogen for 2 years and I finally got milk to come out of my nipples
>>220119122is your wife me?
>>220119179what they called health goth initially, just search for Billie Eilish, for example, she adds a bit of hip hop style to the mix but she often dresses like zoomer girls on the street, especially of late.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClZ5qqx6ybk
>>220119193
>>220119137
Unhealthy levels of tiredness right now
>>220119179All I ask is they be mildly modest and also take a shower. I'm a simple man.>wally woofterNot a real phrase.
>>220119202>health gothcorrnever heard of datlike the idea in principal / principle
>>220119265ummits cockney rhymimg slang
need a job
>>220119290I don't know what that is therefore it isn't real.
When's the last time you hugged your local elder emo
>>220119193Americans are evolving
>>220119309>not barking at themunc
>>220119193people need estrogen to get milk out their nipples????
I need a shower
>>220119387Same but I don't feel like it. Maybe tomorrow morning before groceries
Is his name Biden because that's all he did? Ha ha.
What movie should I watch tonight?
>>220119412I watched King Ivory last night, I liked it very much
>>220119412Brokeback Mountain
>>220119412Magic Mike
>>220119412The Third Man
>>220119412The Thing
Another day of not eating anything
Gave up on replaying brood war
드넓은 대지는 보람찬 일터풍요한 농장벌이 우릴 부른다태여난 고향에 청춘을 바쳐해마다 만풍년을 마련해가자아-... 아-...해마다 만풍년을 마련해가자우리는 농장의 참다운 주인희망찬 미래에로 활개쳐가네우리 힘 지혜를 모두 바치여정다운 고향을 꽃피워가자아-... 아-...정다운 고향을 꽃피워가자드넓은 대지는 보람찬 일터풍요한 농장벌이 우릴 부른다태여난 고향에 청춘을 바쳐
mexico
>>220119424Good rec, I'll save that one till I'm back home, watch it with my dad>>220119452Fantastic movie, but I've seen it too many times>>220119451I think we have a winner
>>220119503is my auto insurance valid in north korea?
my cat shit up the wall
>>220119516Have fun bro.
>>220119532What, like he did a handstand and proceeded to projectile gurf?
>>220119560It was projectile. shit rocket
>>220119412one from my triplicate of "can't go wrong"'s:>fifth element>the mummy (the one with brendan fraser)>mortal kombat
I rewatched the Road House remake yesterday and then I found out that Connor McGregor is a lighweight - welterweight boxing champion. I had thought that was a mark of shame among boxers, but nope, the guy's like the best paid and most publicised athlete in the world.
manager-kun said something audacious to memight no call no show quit to spite him
>>220119590what'd they say?i'll tell you what your next move should be
Really tired of your shit. But keep it up.
>>220119589As far as I'm concerned only the big guys matter.
Have to do push ups tonight fuck!!
>>220119590rape him
>>220119615bas rutten would whop his ass
>>220119602>have mcjob>sucks but pay's okay>been in similar work for nearly a decade>been at this job for a few weeks>half of the staff calls out multiple times a week>of the remaining half, only 4 or 5 people are competent>rest just fuck off and collect a check>bust my ass every day because I have a slavish work ethic>everyone I work with considers me one of the best>I called out for tomorrow>manager-kun had the audacity to tell me attendance is important
The devs reworked my favorite moba hero and im pissed
>>220119679Mix bird feed with laxatives and coat his whole car
lugia was ugly + weakho-oh > lugia
>>220119679yeah, go with your instincts on this onewhat a scumbag
crazy how society provides me no alternative to paying for sex (but that’s illegal)
my farts are very smelly right now, dangerously smelly
>>220119745yes it does. its called gay sex
>>220119679I mean that's shitty and all but calling out already after only a few weeks is a little sus
My mom commented on my legs getting skinnier.
China
>>220119756NOT INTERESTED. THANKS!
The strait of whore moose
>>220119772Completely inappropriate. What's next, she's gonna comment on your cock?
>>220119803>crazy how society provides me no alternative to paying for sex (but that’s illegal)>what about this alternative, that alternative, etc.>im not interested in the alternatives
>>220119759oh it's completely bogus, I'm calling out because saturdays are our busiest day and everyone just expects me to carry dead weight because they know I cansimply can't be fucked, I have an interview next week and multiple applications pending, shan't grind myself to dust for ingrates
BASED!
>>220119817listen, if you can’t accept that I’m not willing to have gay sex then idk what we’re even talking about
>>220119859you said there are no alternatives to paying for sexi posted proof that there is at least oneand you said you were not interested in any alternative to paying for sex which makes it seem like you're very enthusiastic about paying for sex
>>220119875> which makes it seem like you're very enthusiastic about paying for sexI am NOT enthusiastic about paying for sex, and I am NOT enthusiastic about gay sex! Goodness gracious, can’t a fella pine after consensual no-strings-attached heterosexual sex around here?
>>220119924you can masturbate
poo
I wouldnt cuddle or kiss dudes but I'd definitely put a pp in my butt if it were lubed enough
Vet gave me antiseptic wipes and antibiotics. Dogberg does NOT like being wiped
>>220119971Good to know
even if a girl would approach me it wouldn't go well because i'm autistic, thats a very grim thought because it is a series of impossible hurdles
>>220119936I do. Trust me, I do.
>>220119999I think you would do fine, I know girls that are with complete retards
>>220119971See >>220119969
>>220119810True. She wants to say I haven't been eating which I haven't but now I'm paranoid
Bribed the dog with treats so I could wipe her injury with antiseptic
goy rotting rn
My favorite Amish influencer is pregnant
poop sock
what would your wife/gfberg/partner's ideal career be.>>220120141who amish influence>>220119589ufc not boxinghe was biggest fighting fing on planet for a while coz he talked shit ans knocked people out
>>220120141I keep seeing videos with this fella, he is from another world, don't want people to corrupt him
>>220120194>who amish influenceLovina Zook
have noticed that zoomers refer to the "algorithm" like an entity or deity
>>220120223I've seen her cooking videos, she talks kind of weird, do they all talk like that
>>220120253Yes I enjoy her cooking tutorials. She does it without goyslop
>>220120243Might as well be one
i might be legit sick, guess i'll find out tomorrow
>>220120283Please go away.
>>220120275I beg to differ, on every website I know of, the algorithm is extremely easy to manipulate and make into what you want
>>220120288go fuck yourself
>>220120295I meant for zoomers, they treat social media like it's this evil incomprehensible force they are powerless to resist. Meanwhile you can go in the settings and reset your algorithm lol I think it's just a rationalization for leftists who are too lazy to stop using social media but still want to bash it
>>220120270They do seem like wholesome people. But how is she allowed to use the internet?
>>220120302You're the most pathetic person here every single day.
>>220120333idgaf what you think
>>220120316She left the community.
>>220120342Oh it shows!
>>220117671How tf did he find the legos?!
The Brazilian doesn't actually exist, he's some sort of bot. But he's mostly chill.
>>220120372The social worker told him he has to start checking my stool
They took Low's first album off spotify
>>220120392The only Low that matters.
The Brazilian is cute he needs to be my bf
My xbox is a god to me
>>220120352Oh really, that makes sense, did she say why?
>>220120470Canadian elections be like:Would you like to vote for the Red Pro Indian Party or the Blue Pro Indian Party?
>>220120407>Bowi was the first EP released on Stiff Records. Recorded by Nick Lowe, who had also released the first Stiff single, the title and cover were intended as a humorous response to the David Bowie album Low, which had been released earlier in the year. Lowe decided that as Bowie had made an album with his name, but without the final e, he would reciprocate by making a record with Bowie's name, also lacking the final e.
>>220120501>p-please notice me bowie senpai!What a goon
Some white stuff came out of my penis. It might have been a small amount of cum but I think it was lotion. I don't know if I accidentally got it in my urethra or if it seeped into my pores and made its way out by that route. What kind of lotion do you use?
>>220120534Nick Lowe was fairly well known in late 70s England, he was the frontman of Brinsley Schwartz, the most popular of the pub rock bands, and also had solo hits like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDbUEydkuR8
>>220120569Is coffee good for you?
i think i've discovered a really cool trick when you're cooking pierogies. or maybe this always how you're supposed to do it, and i'm an idiot, i don't know. once the dough starts to solidify, poke little pockets with a fork east, west & south. not completely cut! or else they won't cook right, or make a mess. but if you pull this off correctly, not only will they pillow-up more from the air-flow, you can open the tops as easy as your car's hood and cool them off, then devour at any pace you please.
>>220120625is this a bbc joke?
>>220120635Too complicated. Put pierogi in boiling water, add some salt, wait for the to rise to the top, keep them in 5 minutes after they are floating at the top. Then take them out and doing a quick pan fry with butter and a touch of salt and pepper. Boom done, easy and in like 10-15 minutes.
If the south woulda won we'd a had it made
>>220120656oh, no sir. i like mine to be a bit pan-fried. i know soft is the usual, but i like mine pocket-y and crispy.
>>220120742Pan fried is good but you shouldn't pan fry all kinds of pierogi. Like if you're having strawberry or blueberry pierogi it's better to have them soft with some cream and sugar.
>have convo at work>somehow turns to cooking>"recipe says make a roux, what's that?">me; equal parts flour and butter in skillet untiil it turns into a golden paste>"and blanching">me; drop veggies in boiling water for a bit then cold water>people looking at me like I have 2 headsThis is why I never talk
>>220120765You can use your phone to google translate all that to Hindi so they understand next time
>>220120796You bloody benchold
I like Tomb Kangs
The world is a living being — one nature, one soul. Keep that in mind. And how everything feeds into that single experience, moves with a single motion. And how everything helps produce everything else. Spun and woven together.
Time for my monthly rewatch of Beaches
>>220120764ohh, well sure. i made ones with potato and cheddar and green onion.
>>220120839the two tier army list and restricted recruitment used to be a lot of fun in WH2, I played an Arkhan campaign to a long victory. The Chorfs have a lot of the same game mechanics (both even have a trinket/buff-making screen), and I love both races. But my next campaign's gonna be Mazdamundi, the Lizardmen have a huge roster and shitloads of army builds.
ive been shoveling chicken down my throat like its poison but still i feel like im cutting
>>220120764phwoar
My dad produced this song, to see it’s had 57 million views is just amazing! So proud
>>220120878I should do a Lizardmen run too. Maybe a Krok-Gar so I can be on the rape side of the Khalida vs Krok Gar wars. I have yet to beat him on any of my Khalida starts. Saurus can each take like 4-5 units of skeletons.
imbibation of the transubstantiationberg breddy sharpish imma hairfta be finkinholy blood of the wenchoid undercarriage
Beauty And The BeastV-2 SchneiderSense Of DoubtMoss GardenNeukolnSons Of The Silent AgeJoe the LionBlackout"Heroes"Secret Life Of Arabia
on my third bottle of soju
Drank too much and when I lay down the room starts spinning
>>220120971Spin your mind in the opposite direction
Chuck Norris?More like Chud NoGFs
>>220120470Imaginary elections count as current events now lol
>>220120945still very torn as to whether "Heroes" should open up side 2 or sit in.the last 2 tracks
i just checked and i literally have a fever so its not just feeling
>>220121039I want to kiss you
make the new, thread cuck
>>220121074Lay off the gin and tonics pal it's making you gay out
>>220120971lay still, angled toward a container you don't mind making a mess in. the main thing is to calm yourself down. spinning's spinning, and nausea's nausea. but relax. everything you're feeling has been felt trillions of times before, and i don't say that to trivialize it. it's been felt before because you can endure it.
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