drunk edishprevious >>220117642
LONELY, I'M MR. LONELYI HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWNI'M SO LONELY, I'M MR. LONELYI HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWNI AM SO LONELY
https://voca.ro/1fS9NehWkSPu
Should I make a batch of peanut butter cookies? It could be like a little bake along with me. I'll share the recipe even
>>220121119dont like gracie abramskek paul.mescallaffable
>>220121151Sure
screaming
>>220121152She's the hottest nepo baby since Liv Tyler
/cum/? More like, /dead/
Bought a game because I watched a paid review on YouTube and now I have three dollars in my account award
>>220121214Is Crimson Desert good?
>>220121214Was it Crimson Desert
What's your refrigerator's policy on ICE?
>>220121230>>220121231I know it's being glazed a lot but is it actually all hype?
I like burning the roof of my mouth and peeling the excess skin off with my tongue and fingernails
>>220121249That's very bizarre
>>220121236I need to change my filter but idk how
>>220121231No
>>220121249I hate that shit
Video games make me feel like I'm wasting my life but I play them anyway because what else am I gonna do
>>220121309You can work out
Mom made me spend an hour of the morning dragging branches from one spot in the yard to another
>>220121309you can read skill books
Any SoCal bros need a new cat or dog?
>>220121214Get into torrenting and save money
My parents want to live in a one story home but won't get an apartment...
>>220121329breeders need to be tortured publicly
>>220121329>>220121342Oops that headline is old, the number was revised to "only" 300 cats and dogs
>>220121333just get a big rural estate
dying on the toilet
>>220121353Too poor for that
>>220121360Elvis...
wen i was youngbarely anywyn hav dog and catnoweverywun doesand ypu cant.move.for.posters about lost dogs and catspropa epidemic on our hands
You buy one sports jersey and fanatics doesn't leave your email alone
Might buy a Pokémon plushie
corr fink need tae fuck a yank bird with low-key young chloe sevigny and dutch braidsmaybe too reddit thoughbeitpropa bogglin' haurfta be injunctivated
>>220120625Inconclusive because “science” is a total clown show
https://youtu.be/xUgfBVBxEsA?si=d-U4zWY_BmU3hiW4
https://youtu.be/jr6VS-KqaP0
>>220121119I thought Chuck Norris was immortal
>>220121436just looking at it you can tell some cause more than prevent by a wide margin
>two celebrity deaths in one daywho will be the third?
>>220121470larry david check em
>>220121470Who are the two celebrity deaths?
>>220121470Chuck Norris and who?
>>220121480>>220121492chuck norris, and the guy who played xander on buffy
you get cancer tomorrow for no reason at all and just die soon after
>>220121497I can't get a job in this economy so great
not only that the chances of you getting cancer are big, like 20%, its not like its just an unfortunate rare coincidence
>>220121496>Z-tier celebrityDoesn't count
>>220121480Brian and Matthew Zazueta
>>220121511God willing
>>220121509>>220121511Is Zazueta Z-tier
>>220121496>played xander on buffyoh wow he did??????rip to legend, the acting world lost a gem
The hell kind of name is zazueta
>>220121550basque
i was gonna post something but i forgot what, something about being an incel
We all have plastic in our blood
>>220121496NOOOOO
>>220121496>>220121540Is he related to Ethan Ralph
i would like to live rural but only if i was very rich with all the amenities
I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe
cum? more like...DUM haha
kek apparently bro suffered paralysis of the genitals in like 2021not surw what dat even means
>>220121611ralpha males our retort
>>220121611whatever happened to any race warski
>>220121672Cohosting the Kino Casino
>>220121669school shooter/10
>>220121689Ehrmm…not really what I was going for
>>220121669wait are you black?
>>220121705Yes, I am Black
>>220121712
>>220121712ayo this nigga be black n shieet!
>>220121712why?
>>220121623T(h)anks I'm happy to take full credit for this
>>220121712ayo
Just made myself an affogato.>>220121669Lifelover sucks, poser.
>>2201216697
>anti-fungal cream says to not use it on nails, it's ineffective>use it on nails anyway>it's effective
>>220121743You suck
>>220121764doctors hate him
>>220121762Eugghh.
>>220121776A bee stung them…or something
>>220121767Your fit looks like shit bro, also you need to be 18 to post here.
>>220121776Jay Z looks like that
>>220121776DSLs
>>220121782What can I do to improve it?>>220121783Who is Jay Z?
>>220121783Jay Z is also a child diddler and is friends with P Diddy.
>>220121734The swedes do have a very good arms industry, for some reason
off work for two days
>>220121783How about Gay Z
>>220121792>What can I do to improve it?Pull your goddamned pants up for one.
https://youtu.be/Egx0Kye992Q?is=YxKTkOCc2PdhqPPyThis guy's so funny I couldn't stop laughing but it's 4am and my mom wa like its too early to be laughing and made me turn it off
post some pics of your mom
Drinking some delicious affogato.
>>220121802They are pulled up brother and my belt is tight. I think it looks like they are sagging because my arm is up, and I weigh 130 lbs.
>>220121814Why'd they give the feral one tiny boobs with no nipples
>>220121824why are you drinking espresso this late
>>220121801Yo yo, I’m gay yo
When did you stop believing in God/religion ?
>>220121833It's not espresso just fresh, strong coffee (organic).
>>220121837Middle school
>>220121834LOL
>>220121822I can't do that because it'd be immoral>>220121824Hell yeah. Affogato is amazing>>220121827Powie has two boobs and two nipples
>>220121837Around 18 but then I started believing again at around 20
Would like nothing more right now than to pull my pud and release my white gravy, but sadly I cannot. I even know the exact video I want to watch
>>2201218376th or 7th grade. When I learned about infinite series in sophomore year of uni, I started to swing back, but I’m firmly in the agnostic camp again.
The vacuum created by the arrival of freedomAnd the possibilities it seems to offerIt's got nothing to do with you, if one can grasp itIt's got nothing to doooooooo with you, if one can grasp it
>>2201216695/10, maybe even 4
>>220121119Where do I purchase Gracie sex?
>>220121801>>220121834I got 99 problems but a bussy ain’t one
>>220121875Fuck, I am such a loser. I thought I looked really cool.
>>220121837i never believed it, as soon as i was old enough to have any opinion about it i knew it didnt made sense
>>220121882Every time anyone posts a picture here, they get roasted. No one replies with compliments ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkFvnyOQr3w
the event started late which means it ended late which means i didn't get home until late which means i don't have time to make a cheeseburger like i had planned.
>>220121882You look fine4chan is just mean
>>220121882yeah that's kinda what it looked like. a french tuck doesn't suddenly make an outfit good if the pieces are just banal and ill-fitting.
>>220121883I remember reading a verse that basically called disbelievers foolish for thinking everything came from nothing, and I thought that if that were true, wouldn’t it be just as foolish for the creator of everything to have come from nothing. Then I imagined an infinite chain of Gods creating each other, and I got pretty confused. I was like 6 years old at the time, and I kind of just shrugged this thought off, but I think it’s funny that this is a legitimate thing that atheists say.
>>220121909How about French Tucker Carlson
>>220121880I got the fag patrol on the gyatt patrolHoes that wanna make sure my ass is closedMusicals and lattes floral clothesI'm from the theater home what type of facts are thoseWhen you grew up with joes in your zapatoes you'd celebrate the minute you was clapping bros
>>220121911even if science cant explain a lot of things it has infinitely more authority
>>220121900>>220121906I’m not actually sensitive about it bros, don’t worry.>>220121909Nothing fits me these days. I’ve been losing weight these days and all my pants have started to sag. I stuff my shirt in them and fasten my belt completely and nothing changes.I also have a very short torso, so all shirts look like shit on me.
ok but tucker carlson is literally an iranian shill
>>220121921LOL
ive been playing My Dystopian Robot Girlfriend and i love jun and annalie bros
>>220121922Science was created by Christians thougheverbeit
>>220121900I got a compliment actually
>>220121920I just ate some fancy bread and kissed a man. That’s right folks. What is going on? Who is behind this?
>>220121945Oh my Science
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gw7A3Ao7Y8
>>220121945How do you mean? Do you mean the scientific method?
>>220121958I have as well. Then a Brazilian poster asked to see my BBC. I immediately closed the thread and stopped looking at replies.
>>220121960
Farting while peeing feels so good
>>220121966Yes. And all fields of study (Physics, Chemistry, Biology, etc.)
Satanic Judaism.
I won’t let Redditors steal Poptarts from me.
>>220121991fucking love these and hot fudge sundae
>>220121991what do they have against pop tarts?
>>220121991This nigga too poor to afford toaster strudels
>>220121928OK but realistically if Israel cant get rid of hezbollah wtf are we supposed to do with iran>>220121931Do you have robot babies?>>220121969Mutt's law>>220121991Pop tarts got enshittified it's over
submitted the paper 2 minutes before it was due awardfucked up the reference list awarddidn't have time to proofread it and gave it awkward phrasing award
Im growing my penis with weights
>>220122007getting a D- award
>>220121927>Nothing fits me these daysyou may have to buy some new clothes, nothing wrong with that. if your clothes fit large that's fine these days, baggy is vogue.>I also have a very short torso, so all shirts look like shit on me.i have long legs and a shorter torso, it's just a different body-type. if you're not sure how to style it just look up some references, there's plenty online.you could try /fa/, i haven't been there in a really long time but they used to have good inspo threads. their advice was extremely hit or miss though. look at their waywt threads before you take any of their advice seriously.
>>220121991brown sugar is the best flavor
>>220121981No, I'm pretty sure they were studying most of those things before even the jews existed
>>220122010you mom was getting the D minus a condom
>>220122006Are you the tranny
>>220122024yes
>tfw I talked about abolishing parking minimums with a qt during our first and only dateIt never occurred to me that this was odd behaviour until I saw a twitter account joke about guys doing that on first dates.
>>220121611He's got the zoomer cut in the middle pic
>>220122029Don't talk about politics on the first date
>>220122016fucking SAVAGE.
>>220122015Not systematically.There were no universities before Christians created them.
>>220122031Not even municipal politics? Not even if you plan to run for local government?
>>220122028>Flag
>>220122029I got on a girl’s case for not knowing the founder of the state we live in. I went on for like 2 minutes about how we have these statues of him and asked her how she never considered the origin of the state’s name.
>>220122044did you hit her with your five point plan to genocide quebekers?
>>220122052Not very nice of youI have no idea who the founder of my state is
>>220122052Washington?>>220122054This is a country of 3 nations, and that includes francophones. I do hate their open ethnonationalism, though.
I need to do something so today doesn't feel like a waste but it's too late to do anything
When I was a young lad I used to jerk off to the thought of fucking Hilary from fresh prince of bel air
I have never bene on a date because Im too repulsive to women to even get the chance to spill my spaghetti or show up unclean
>>220122059mines easy because of stone cold
>>220122007Do you get a chance to rewrite?>>220122008Cock Lee No jutsu>>220122024Yeah>>220122029Sorta based even if it's a Lil goofy. People who show a fake persona on first date are liars wasting time.>>220122044Being a politician is a great reason to talk politics
>>220122066You guys wouldn't do jack FUCKING shit if you saw Jason out shopping
>>220122069
>>220122078I would point at him and yell "Jason!"
>>220122076hoi wie gehts es ihnen meine arisches brüder
cum is so fucking boring now bruh
>>220122090Everything is boring and I am depressed
>>220122078I'd do one of these into his back, then beat him within an inch of his life while he's crippled and sobbing on the floor
pissing vodka out of my ass
>>220122098fuck
got a girl's phone number.
>>220122090>>220122092The world has turned a shade of millennial grey
I'm good for nothing
Just full on diarrhea sharted my shit now I'm diarrhea shitting then I'm gonna diarrhea shower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxpKlTID2Q
We're all in here >>>/tv/218758111
alright let's shake things up with an exciting conversation topicwhat's your favorite ice cream flavor ???
>>220122135...............
>>220122144that's toughprobably cookies n cream. but there are SO MANY good ones.
>>220122144Cake batter
Mom made cookies two days in a row
biggest turnoff ever: freckled cleavage
>>220122076>Do you get a chance to rewrite?no, but it'll be fine I thinkhad a test yesterday and didn't fucking finish it so im more concerned about that
>>220122161mega based and breedable momberg
>>220122152It is what it is
>>220122163gay nigger post
>>220122139great songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRW97QbuZ6A
Freckled asses are godlike
>>220122144Butter pecan and high quality vanilla
uooooooh
>>220122144strawberry
>>220122167>breedableShe's in her fifties
>>220122144Ice cream is gross.
Smells crazy up in here
>>220122144Vanilla
>>220122183>fiftiesdoes she have those milf wrinkles on her face?im getting horny thinking about it
>>220122185I don't think it's gross but I do think it's kind of overrated. It hurts my teeth
>>220122183a MILF, eh?
>>220122034There were in fact universities in the ancient world and fields like mathematics and astronomy were studies systematically
>>220122198>>220122185
>>220122143>Guy in that thread bragging about having grandkidsI don't know if it's more pathetic to pretend to be an old guy on 4chan or actually being an old guy on 4chan.>>220122216It's just a weird texture, okay?
How would you react if you found out your mom posts on /soc/
A THING OF BEAUTYI KNOWWILL NEVER FADE AWAY
>>220122222wasted
>>220122222I bet that has never happened to anyone ever
you can sing only five (5) songs in karaoke before you are executed.what songs do you choose?
>>220122089I'm doing great thank you. The city I' in is really beautiful and Im gonna explore it once the sun rises.>>220122100Sounds really really painful and dangerous>>220122126Grats. Whar's she like?>>220122132You're good for a lot. Don't be too hard on yourself.>>220122164Yeah. These days it feels like professors almost arent allowed to fail you like crazy cause they just have to push the students through. That sucks about the tes though. How many questions were unanswered?>>220122154Cookies and cream is my favorite too>>220122227Samurai's songs were so soul for that game I wish they'd just had the singer play johnny
>>220122236I refuse to sing, I won't entertain my executioners
>>220122222Considering she can barely comprehend how to use facebook I'd be kind of impressed she figured out 4chan
"I hate Epstein" = "I wasn't invited"
what if tucker carlson were chinese and gayhaha
What did we think of the new digital circus
>>220122270I read on 4chan that Shanghai has the largest gay orgies on earth
>>220122270Nick Mullen was ahead of his time, SNL is aping his style all these years later
>>220122236Wicked GameAlice Cooper's I Love The DeadEasy LoverGuided By Voices' I Am A ScientistPeg by Steely Dan
>>220122280No that's Tel Aviv
>>220122280The great colon wall is visible from space
>>220122222my mom is old and tech illiteratei would genuinely be impressed
>>220122268Jeff would never invite me because of I want to fuck hot black women not 16 year old russian girls. John McAfee would have let my on his yacht tho
>>220122222QUINTSShe already knows I post on 4cuck and have sent my tumtum to bakas and she asked me about it but didn't really care desu>>220122240>How many questions were unanswered?There were 3 parts the final part was an essay and I only wrote half of it
I made peanut butter cookies :3
>have sent my tumtum to bakas
>>220122321Can I have some
Tummy troubled af>>220122316>There were 3 parts the final part was an essay and I only wrote half of itIf you got half points on part 3 is that enough to pass?>>220122321Looks good. Nice job.
this thread is gender euphoric tonight and i'm so here for it
Video game consoles haven't been good since Gen 6. They all suck know because of online capability and no video game rental stores. The social aspect is also gone of bringing controllers to a friend's house or something. Also fewer exclusive titles. Halo on PlayStation? Get real
>>220122347No need for anything besides PC and Nintendo
>>220122347my buddies have made a habit out of palying super mario party or super rush on a couple occasions. fun times were had
>>220122332Yeah maybe but I also rushed it and it was definitely a bit scuffed. Im guessing ill get like a 50 on it which is not the end of the world bc my average is in the 80sTell me about your trip to europe :) I hope you're having a good time
>>220122327Yes>>220122332You can have one as well once your tummy feels better :)Maybe lift your shirt up and place a warm rag on your belly
>>220121446SiDaleSiBonitaSiSiSi
>>220122347I might by a ps5 pro for GTA6. There's no way my 2070 super and ryzen 7 3700x will run it. Plus it's not even being released on PC until who knows. I do have a normal ps5, but it'll probably look like shit on it
been really into jazz rap lately.
>>220122143despise pigs
>>220122143Tits are way to small for my taste
donated to a female streamer and i'm not ashamed
>>220122339Stunning and brave>>220122370It's awesome. We're starting in Switzerland and going through Germany and France then going to the UK and going up Wales then taking the ferry to Ireland. It's gonna be really fun and I'm excited.I got sick the day before we left so been battling it off but besides a stomach ache and sore throat and cough and congestion it's in control>Im guessing ill get like a 50 on it which is not the end of the world bc my average is in the 80sThat's good. It's a good chance for refining your study habits and test taking methods anyways. Hope it doesnt effect your bottom line or anything.>>220122381>Maybe lift your shirt up and place a warm rag on your bellyThats a good idea maybe thanks. I wanna try it out but im worried my mom will think its weird. Guess I'll try anyways and just see.
>>220122435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft-1lQVSx-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwiTs60VoTM
>>220122423Fag. FLAT. IS. JUSTICE!
>animeInto the trash it goes.
>>220122515anime website, anime general, anime worldgo cry on reddit
>>220122494Rude. I didn't call you a fag for like in flat girls. It's just not for me
>>220122528Jason
>>220122504>tfw even small boob ppl like flat>nobody wants regular small boobs cause they have no novelty value
>>220122538I prefer medium boobs
>>220122538>Regular You're a tranny
>>220122528Troon>>220122529Alright fine sorry yeah that's fair.
>>220122532gayson is a flatfag and a flaming homosexual. Im a high test big breast connesuier
>>220122542Are medium boobs to you double ds?>>220122545Boobs are about the only real thing you get as a tranny give me this one
Sometimes I think maybe it's better to be an incel because, women, they aren't easy
>>220122559I don't know the sizesMedium boibs are mediun
>>220122581Lol based lum Don't listen to that guy who tells you to go away, he's a gay neet unironically
I've rewatched the chronicles of riddick three times this week
>>220122571We need a philosopher for this
>>220122436Aww, being sick on vacation sucks. At least its not too bad I guess.Ive always wanted to visit France and Ireland, seem like cool placesFirst time to europe?
>>220122592I mustve missed the part where I asked
I take k2 and d3.
>>220122592It's good shit. He even funded the more recent movies because he liked the character so much
>>220122592I like Pitch Black
Sup fags I'm just enjoying some good weed and an audiobook here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXt0GHf0_sgI'M ON A YACHTYOUR MUSICAL OPINIONS ARE INVALIDATED
>>220122600No it's some other need fag
>>220122612Based me too. Rewatched that as well
>>220122592Just chronicles or the other 2?
>>220122627Chronicles three times Pitch Black once (this week). Not big on the 2013 installment.
>>220122638You ever watch the animated one? I never did
>>220122648Yeah it's decent if you're okay with the art style
>>220122624Why'd he do it, bros
Hello friendsIts been so longI am maybe too drunk tonightAre any of you happy?
>>220122597Thanks. I'm on the mend. It's my 3rd time in Europe but I'm moving here permanently soon so it's pretty cool to see all this stuff.>>220122614What book? Glad you're having a nice time.
>>220122545>You're a trannyShe's actually a sweet girl. Be nice or I'll serve you a knuckle sandwich.
>>220122676Trannies aren't girls just because they want to be
>She said:"I saw that shirt, you're in a band called Anal Cunt">And she was crying..
>>220122676
>>220122671I am very lonely and unhappy
>>220122674>I'm moving here permanently soonOh, why? What cunt?
hello cummies
Would you rather live in Florida or Seattle?
>>220122671I'm happy to see you!
>>220122736Florida for sure
>>220122736i live in florida
>>220122736neiother. Seattle is a shithole and florida's weather is horrible, plus the people there are subhuman
>>220122671Have you had some water? It might help you tomorrow. I'm happy I'd say. Are you happy?>>220122676Thank you for being kind anon. It means a lot even though I think trying to defend trans peopl on 4chan is a lost cause.>>220122716Denmark because I'm dating a danish person and like it there.>>220122731Hello anon. Hru?>>220122736Seattle 100% i love the rain.
>>220122736Seattle is due to be destroyed by a massive earthquake within the next 200 years
>>220122736Seattle. Florida is too hot and humid. Full of hispanics. At least with seattle you can get away from all the city dwellers easily and live some place relatively remote
Do you guys not realize seattle is a literal dystopia?
>>220122770Cuban women will ride your soul out of your dick
>>220122736Florida mogs in literally everythingGirls, nightlife, food, activitiesIf you don’t like the heat that’s the only reason why’d you’d go to seattle
>>220122784Im like a vampire the sun is evil Florida would literally kill me
>>220122674>What book?The Diary of a Napoleonic Foot Soldier.
I will literally never forgive momberg for giving me the same name as a famous movie character.
>>220122811So will drug addicts
>>220122770Oh right so if you lived in Seattle but like...didn't live in Seattle...
>>220122758>Denmark because I'm dating a danish person and like it therenice, nice... I was dating a guy from montreal and wanted to move there but we broke up ;-;>>220122817you could've had a jewish name
>>220122827i have a jewish name
>>220122817Are you the short anon Is this new short anon lore
>>220122797>all the shit I could not give less of a fuck aboutYa I'm not ignorant to the draws of florida, I just don't care for them
I thank god everyday I wasnt born lactose intolerantgod I love drinking milk so much
>>220122823>a smallish cityOr>a whole ass stateI took some liberty with the question, yes
>>220122835Is this t Hanks
>all the shit I could not give less of a fuck about
>>220122736>do you want to shoot yourself in the left foot or right foot?
>>220122842no you faggot, other people drink milk too
I don't even hate trannies. I just don't think we should enable people trying to escape the reality of their life. It isn't healthy for anyone
>>220122812Is it historical fiction or nonfiction?>>220122820To be fair I'd crash out too if I was in India.>>220122827>nice, nice... I was dating a guy from montreal and wanted to move there but we broke up ;-;Dang. Sorry about that, Montreal seems cool. What part of Canada are you from?
>>220122858Where do you live then
I also drink milk. Like, a LOT of milk
>>220121214why are you poor?
nobody here has ever been in Seattle stop lying
>>220122874ontarioyeah like quebec much more desu
>>220122850Do you not understand why not everyone would care about that or something
>>220122886I visited a /cum/mer in Tacoma and went into the city twice. Unfortunately I'll have to visit the dump again to go to an M's game some day
>>220122874It's non-fiction. It's the memoir of a German soldier who fought for Napoleon in Russia. If you know your history you know the story of Napoleon in Russia.
>>220122912>>220122912>>220122912
>>220122886I used to live there. Now I live 45min away. It used to be pretty cool, like, 15 years ago. The alt scene drew all the crazies in over the years and once the became the primary voting bloc it was all ogre
>>220122850Gem
>>220122030No cap
