BEST FUCKING MATES edish
give me an irish gf then
>very conscious of my bad posture>make efforts to try and correct it>now people make comments about how weirdly upright I walk, like I've got this snooty upturned nosejust can't fucking win can I
irish flag getting mogged
actualIy crying my gay porn eyes outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qix9b2Fhdk
looking at india on google maps and screaming
we at /brit/ stand for the rangeban of “canscunt” (spaincunt’s avatar)
>>220114612mumberg loves you and just wants you to be happy
Who's that gamer girl
bees have gone extinct in england
waiting for the timer to end so i can hit some hapless moron with the chud pic again
>>220114687no i saw one recently i think
I'm the last Englishman in London
listening to bran van 3000
at what age is it no longer possible to turn it all around? when do you morph from "very late bloomer" to "hopeless loser fuckup"?
>>220114687no they havent, i saw one this morning
>>220114687wish yanks would next
what do you think happened, lads?
drinking again arent i
Mother says it's okay if I'm gay? Right, that's me off to the local gay bar to roger every twink in sight.
nth for the gyaldem
>>220114702I would say 40
pooing to thishttps://youtu.be/sJEzRA_FbFo?si=dk4Fo--Ot0CSRKNF
rorke's mum telling her friend that her 26 year old son that's never had a gf just needs more time
>>220114710>>220114713scroing
why does jeff love israel
>>220114710well it wasn't taking a shagging from me so idk
>>220114710She had just performed cock and ball torure on me.
>>220114728phew thanks lad needed that
lets start a war
>>220114710New vibrator
reading about normalfag lives on redditthey live in a different world to stonecold truecels like me x
Working at some blokes gaff and he’s decided to lay on the bed watching us
>>220114735>hiroshima one wishshouldve used it to not get nuked lol
>>220114767roar mew
treating myself to having my monitor on its full resolution and 120hz for a little while before my laptop overheats and I have to lower it
>>220114710first BBC
>>220114745just shutup... just shut your damn mouth...
>>220114710Just been taking big smelly shites in her mouth>>220114702Depends, are you employable? As in, lad, if we do a background check are you going to be a fan of Sir Jimmy Saville?>>220114717Should really get to the cans shop I should so I should>>220114720She's just ashamed you have no kids yet, lad. She's hoping if you turn out to be a faggot you'#ll at least adoptBut you'll disappoint her some more instead x
contemplation of constipationtheoria of diarrhea
rorke's nan buying his tv licence for him on his birthdays
get a grip
>>220114753I meant that sincerely too, I managed to turn it around in my late 30s so it's definitely achievable
>>220114764looks like the start of some very gay pornography
>>220114763>womenover30>at 20Hag needs to accept the single mother life looms
>>220114799>tf>posting about shitscr
fuck my fuckass chud life
Howling and shrieking
>>220114796I'm employable but I'm a spastic so I just work dead end minimum wage retail
>>220114628Northern Irish. Singe mum with a little lad. Has tattoos and loves all things kitsch.Lovely
>>220114822im britshitsh
>>220114767kek
oliver mentioned
>>220114814thanks lad, very worried about my life and the future recently has just been a series of catastrophic blunders so far
>>220114763no bitch
Ate half a cucumber with my lunch but not in a gay way
you are seriously fucked in the headjust been sick a bit
day 13100 of my smelly incel life
sha lala lala lala la!
>>220114878
>>220114878Straight fags like THIS!?!
you can turn it around in your 30s as long as the norwood reaper has left you alone
>>220114891don't open any gif webms lad
if that cunt owl keeps me awake with his incessant hooting again I swear to fucking god
>>220114799your hard work does not go unnoticed and is apparent to everyone
>>220114897had the cd of this
Goodbye to the people who hated on me. Goodbye to the people who loved me.
>>220114828Start masking, lad>>220114897Can you tell which one is Canslad?
>>220114896nibba is 35
>>220114897The other night I suddenly awokeTo the spectral shape of this ghostly blokeHe was floating above me, just there in mid airHe had a shellsuit on and a mop of blond hairHe said: “Kunt, it’s Sir Jimmy, I’ve returned from the graveTo attempt, with your help, my reputation to save"He said: “Now then, now then, can you write me a songTo explain what happened with those girls and my dong?”
>>220114878looks great
been posting here for a quarter of my life
>>220114918being bald isn't necessarily a death sentence. Some men can pull that look off
>>220114710She'd look very fit with some good make up. Sadly without it shes bang average.Fantastic arse though and I really like her whole trad image. Think she'd be a sweet wife and mother
4chan added a new feature
>>220114897Sally Lindsay takes it up the arse (probably)
mad how this is the best jamiroquai songhttps://youtu.be/Umy6n5lkoxM?si=dPPDCyCbU9ooWFdz
>>220114961women don't see bald men as human
goodbye yellow brick road
>>220114887cucumber is very nice
>>220114824hi lumo
>>220114918the only thing I have in my life is a head of full luscious hair
glad i didn't click on that link
YouTube has some new videos lads.
>>220114943I mask by not talking to anyone
>>220114963she's terrified of growing up and shunned responsibility her whole life she'd be a terrible mother
>>220114980the toilfu mentioned she had a crush on jason statham. Plus a bald lad at work managed to pull a solid 8/10. Don't believe the memes
>>220114995hello nigga
inventing new wordssponticulation
Have a big fucking spot or lump on the side of my head and it's been there for a bloody week
i liked it. quickly fantasised about meeting a shut-in loser girl, and then right before we're about to have sex for the first time she says that she wasnt expecting it so she hasnt shaved in a while. i say that i dont care and that ill love her no matter what, and then she strips and her pits/pubes/legs are hairy as shit like in the gifs but i lick everything then fuck her anyways. im starting to think that being a virgin is fucking up my brain, and slowly dragging me deeper and deeper into the pits of degeneracy
feeling very depressed again...
>>220115036nrain cancer
>>220115036>book GP appointment >wait 3 weeks >it either explodes in size or completely vanishes
>>220115036squeeze it
>>220115056cheer up
Rorke: my life a movie
having a wank to some porn what do you think of that starmer
>>220115048Fucking a biological woman with natural hair growth isn't degenerate
>>220115056ktimmingtons
or as I like to call her baby raper Ian Watkins ex-girlfriend
think I'm going to give therapy a go, worth a shot, I'm very depressed and have been for a very long time
me after posting poo nigger screaming on /brit/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypKD0MieAI4
>>220114980No that's short 'men'
uncle albo extending his wizened wogfingers into the digital realm to sever my goontether rendering me powerless
feeling devious
how do i book an MOT and service without sound like a runt who doesn't know anything about cars?i'm afraid they'll try to rip me off so i gotta avoid sounding like an autistic freak incelplease tell me the exact phrase to use and whether i can follow it up with something like >she's been running dandy, just needs an oil change i reckonso they know i'm good with cars
>BREAKING: The Trump Administration has made "detailed preparations" for deploying US ground forces into Iran, per CBS News.yanks really gonna die for israel huh
>>220115115steel ball run anime said getting kicked by a horse was the second largest cause of death. it's set in pre car times, but surely this couldn't be true? surely horses weren't killing so many people?
>>220115143>fix my shit you broke tradie cuntworks every time
>>220115143You call in and ask for a MOT and service and they'll tell you when they have availability
singing along to bon jovi
>>220115143you find a garage and tell them you're due an MOT and they book it in when they have time? not hard it is?
>>220115143they're gonna fuck you lad just gotta accept it
>>220115144they've probably had detailed preparations for decades, it doesn't mean anything
>>220115143If you want an actual serious answer, ladGo to multiple garages and compare them
ive got a hot chocolateoptions is the best hot chocolate but its expensive still, i should've bought that one instead of this horrible malteasers brand one
>>220115083should hopefully improve by tomorrow. im out for a meal in evening and that might cheer me up.
>>220115137mr creative writing over here
honestly love being employed i was employed for 3 months and it was the worst time of my LIFEbeing self employed would be nice so im trying to start a business
obviously is then isn't it?
>>220115208ok
>>220115181wonder if pervs on his daughter in law when he stays over for family events corr
>>220115184>>220115178in person is there anything i can say to look like i know about cars?i heard women get ripped off all the time because the mechanics know they can get away with it
>>220115144How long until we get drone Pov videos
>>220115214hes the greatest tyrant of the 22st century
>>220115182ktim (got a meme degree)
>>220115198the MOT cost is the same everywhere but some mechanics are not trustworthy and will tell you you need everything replaced when it's actually fine
*slams my fist down on the table*
>>220115143"alri pal, need to book the motor for its MOT. she is running sweet as a nut but you might as well do a service first an all."
chill beat, heavy autotunesit rosenior rolling fattykaty shaking mt battypangpang rocking flattydas why timmy catty
>>220115208good lad stay positive
>>220115205Don't skimp on pleasures
>officiallymcconaugheytruedetectivelitteralyme0-TrueDetective2014Twostat-ezgif.com-mute-video.mp4
jelqing my vaseline-slick goonsceptre
>>220115226Because women are retards, you utter faggot and just trust the mechanic/doctor/whatever>>220115258Is it not like down South where here you need to pass a test so taking it to a mechanic gets it looked at and they suggest shite of what needs to be done
>>220115205try adding lots of extra cream or milk and a bit of extra sugar. better yet keep some cocoa and powdered milk on hand to make your own hot chocolate
chuck norris nooooo
>>220115265ok thanks that actually sounds like what a deano would sayi will say that then pretend i got a phone call and walk off so i don't have to answer any questions
They shouldn't have made the nonce teacher so fit with great tits on Corrie
bro
>>220115226just drop the car off like you've done it a dozen times beforeOnly thing to look out for is if they try and do stuff to your car that isn't in direct service of getting the MOT passed
Should I have a hot chocolate?
>>220115314don't ask for a service
>>220115331only if it's options and not this HORRIBLE malteasers brand one
>>220115331the answer to that is always yes
>>220115282Problem nigga?
alright can we make this MOT quick all you have to do is change the oil and I need to get out of here to have some cider pints with a few fair maidens
got my license but scared of driving, only drive in backroads, NEVER on motorways, only park with 3 empty spaces, go home if 3 aren't available
>>220115226Instead of using the word car say stuff like banger, jalopy, rust bucket. Then drop in 'still it gets me from a to b. usually hur hur hur'
>>220115328>>220115137
why do people go to therapy and why are people low key bragging about going glowies made me speak to a therapist but i didnt tell them anything
>she's been running dandy, just needs an oil change i reckon
>>220115379ktim
>>220115314bit related innit
Today in history:>1801 – The Battle of Alexandria (British victory against the French in Egypt)General Abercromby anticipated a night attack, so on 21 March, the British slept in position under arms. At 3:30 a.m., the French attacked.The 28th (North Gloucestershire) Regiment of Foot were simultaneously engaged on both their front and rear, the soldiers receiving the order to fight "back-to-back". Abercromby was briefly captured by French dragoons, but was quickly rescued by a highlander. About this time, he received a bullet wound to the thigh which would eventually prove fatal, though he remained on the field and in command to the end.About half-past eight, the combat began to wane, and the last shots were fired at ten. The History of the Queen's Royal West Surrey Regiment praises the regiment's reserve, saying that "the determined attack would have been successful against almost any other troops." Bonaparte ordered the mémoires of this battle suppressed in 1802.
hiro is in danger
>>220115392s
>Should I have a hot chocolate?
>>220115379Motorway driving is goodJust chill at 60mph
don't think MOTs even include oil changes
>>220115413
>>220115330>>220115348what's wrong with getting it serviced as well? or doing extras? like if they see something that should be fixed isn't it worth fixing instead of letting it become a problem?
hi honey
>>220115391wasting my life, got no one in my life to talk to it about so I'll just pay someone to listen to my problems and give me suggestions. tried dealing with it alone but I'm making no progress, I really need to get moving
>test cancelled Fuck off If I fail the next test I manage to book it all have taken me 2025-2027 years to get a licence because of bureaucracy Actual 3rd world shitholes have easier times for young people
she's a battle axe mate, keep her safe while I'm away won't you? aha*hands over the keys to the MOT smiths*
>>220115443>Actual 3rd world shitholesum
right well I've got my cock out
>>220115436well do you want to spend as little as possible or not nigga
The Claudia Winkleman Show returns tonight!!!
>>220115387it not right
>yes mate, big fan of automobiles me. have you ever seen the show 'the top gear' with the chap from clarkson's farm? top stuff. the man loves coasting down the m4 at a cool 60mph almost as much as I do
Are the cronem getting active yh? xxxAre they rubbing each others cocks in gherkin showers yh? xxx
>>220115314its about speaking with confidence. ive also got a isle of man key chain and mechanics assume i know a bit about vehicles but more about bikes than cars. little do they know ive never ridden a motorbike or been to the isle of man and it was a gift i felt obligated to put on my keychain. >>220115348rubbish. mechanics dont expect people to do their own servicing, even car people, and you can always tell them you cant get down to your dads to borrow ramps till August.
>>220115436if you have issues that fail the MOT, they'll note it down and you have to get it fixed anyway before passing. May as well just let them do the MOT and if there's anything seriously wrong, ask if they can either fix it on the day or come back later.No point asking right away to do a bunch of extra shit for no reason
$7.99 1080p monitor from aliexpress gave me glaucoma
love weed but it's bad for me so I just do it socially with my one stoner friend now
Because I can't get a driving testI cannot get a girlfriend hence no possibility of children or spending money on frivolous activities No road taxNo diesel taxNo travelling to spend money on local tourism The government is losing thousands from me alone because they refuse to fix it
>>220115221its possible.>>220115275thanks lad. I know its mostly self inflicted but that doesnt make it any easier to cope.
damn that's wild. i did my first lesson October 2021 and had a licence by June 2022
"dropping the banger off lad. get the MOT sorted and get the oil changed. i'm off with the missus ta"
>>220115519if it's any consolation you probably wouldn't have done the first one regardless
>>220115519i got a driving test, had to wait 5 months
>>220115509love it too but when i have it i always get into the habit of smoking nightly and wanking to furry cumflation and calling people niggers on the internet. not healty
>>220115540Na I had a girlfriend before
need a good horror game to play
failed my theory 7 times took 2 times to pass my practical
>>220115566life
>>220115561FONT
>>220115566>>220115573:/
>>220115503from what i've read, things like air filter replacements aren't part of the MOT but you need to get them done so your car lasts longer
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
>>220115565basedest man on earth
>>220115554yeah when I have access I'll just spark up in the morning and do jack shit until I'm out not healthy
>>220115573my life is peng
>>220115519My parents moved to a rural place and I got a test in a monthBut there are no women under 40 here so I'm fucked again
Lord Gay Pornypops
>>220115561so clearly you don't need a car
>>220115600hit gym and become the village stud
>>220115495
>>220115584you're thinking too much about this. They hand you a form outlining the stuff you need to fix and the stuff that is recommended to be fixed but not needed to pass. Just tell them to do the necessary
This day in history:>1829 – The Wellington–Winchilsea duelThe duel was sparked by the Wellington Government's introduction of Catholic Emancipation the same year.His pragmatic move to accept them (having served alongside many during his military career) angered many of his former supporters, who formed the Ultra-Tory movement.Winchilsea attacked the Duke verbally and accused him of "an insidious design for the infringement of our liberties and the introduction of Popery into every department of the State".Wellington wrote to him demanding a formal apology but Winchilsea, while privately admitting he had gone too far, felt he could not back down without losing his honour. Wellington then challenged him to a duel. Once the pistols were loaded, the two men took up position twelve paces from each other. Wellington remained silent and aloof during the build-up. Once the command was given to fire Wellington raised his pistol and fired, missing Winchilsea. His opponent, having remained motionless, now raised his pistol and fired at the sky (an act known as deloping).Having faced Wellington's shot there was no longer any allegation of cowardice that could be thrown at Winchilsea. He was now able to apologise.Wellington and Winchilsea subsequently remained on most friendly terms. Wellington frequently invited Winchilsea to various dinners or parties. In 1834, Wellington even specifically came up to London from his country estate to witness Winchilsea's second wedding to his own great niece.
wish I was americanhttps://youtu.be/c5BL4RNFr58?si=BHbgWP_3mAce-hBW
Mumberg & dadberg have never once asked about me having any relationships and I've never brought a girl home in 25 years. I reckon they assume I'm bent and they just don't have the heart to bring the conversation up.
>>220115566SOMA
>>220115577>FONTClavicular is an autistic and still has poon
>>220115596yh when you're getting high in the morning (or during the day at all frankly) you know it's time to pack it in
SHE'S GOT DAT BOOTY DOE
wanking. wanking to women. NAKED women
>>220115631aussies using up half of their internet allowance to open this Bradley
>>220115658iconic
>>220115610Na that's just a fluke
crawling along the stairs
>>220115661bladee album cover lookin ahh
why dont they simply invent a new "comic book villain" who can beat all the others then we dont need any more of those bastard films
Back from a 3 day ban for saying something slightly negative about Trump. Ah well, the caucasity of the jannies is unavoidable.
The only way to stop immigration to the West is through a revolution that overthrows finance capitalism. Or the system's organic implosion. Voting will do nothing, the problem is systematic and permanent. The claim by certain conservative morons that left-wing do gooders or women are bringing immigrants in because they are too nice is refuted by the existence of relatively recent open borders states like the UAE or Japan. Particularly the UAE, where they make it a point to treat migrant workers with cruelty. Luckily, the era of financialized economies will soon be coming to an end. The problem of mass migration may simply resolve itself through dollar and Euro collapse.
i went 3 months driving a car with a electrical fault that meant when you indicated left the hazard lights started flashing
>>220115684polshit cancer
>>220115584ignore that fool. its important to get cars serviced.
I'm about to get the BIG fucking cans. Yes, lads, the BIG fucking cans. Now these are not the regular BIG cans. These are BIG fucking cans.They go up my arse for fun x
*raises a glass*to the catbergs
>>220115711meltington
>>220115658so peng, don't like her videos tho tbhwy
>>220115710just smash in your right indicator lights. problem solved
A new dinosaur has been discovered in South Korea, called Doolysaurus huhmini.It lived ~103.45 million years ago.
>>220115754zestysaurus ummsilli
what’s the fastest you ever driven 135 me
>>220115677no it asn't
simply adore this image
>>220115754ADONBILIVIT
>>220115793cute!
>>220115754cute
>>220115793little penis creature
>>220115779100
>>220114605I dont tink so
Aussies be like>gooooooAYYYYYYY
>>220115813no don't sully this image with dirty talk you antipodean menace
Business ideas: Replace all the curry Indians in the UK with feather IndiansDeport all racist reform voters to Uttar PradeshPut all the gypsies on one Scottish island with no boatsMake smelling like shit in public a crime
>>22011577980mph and instantly got paranoid that i set off a camera
I love you lads, thanks for making my day to day life a little bit more fun with all your zany and comical posting xxoxox
>>220115754That must be the first stage before it evolves
all done ladstook me all day crawling through my loft space but I've completely rewired the upstairs lighting circuit from the 70s/80s just-fucking-twist-the-copper-together-and-wrap-it-in-insulation-tape gore into the 21st century
>>220115793looks a bit like bob mortimer
>>220115834sring
>>220115855ur welcome friend x
>>220115866mate your gf has a penis
>>220115876no no, that was the picture she took of her boyfriend
>>220115866
>>220115842i'm sorry i apologise
>>220115866willard looks like a dog's
>>220115860Damn well done
>>220115696Trvthnvke activatedReally though capitalism is too ingrained now. If you want a real truth nuke, Fascism and Communish are both just different evolutional branches of capitalism and democracy. A monarchy is really the only way to go to preserve any remnants of a civilization in the face of capitalism/democracy. Also when you start looking at “standard of living” ad a measuring stick, then things became easier to understand.Would you accept a higher standard of living if it also meant lack thereof of true racial and societal identity? Many people would happily accept the former. And by identity, I’m not talking about your favorite footy team or chippy shop, which people who are so far removed from any identity, think is real identity
might start a polycule
>>220115876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpXfkU89yIY
umbunny and umduck finna linked up
>>220115897Implying there's 2 or more women that want to get with you
bit of a petty crimnal me to be honest
>Trvthnvke activated
>>220115860Nice one lad
>>220115920nigga name katana
>>220115920Rollin
>>220115779retarded speedyou get instantly banned over 100 mph
>>220115915
i want food as fuckim hungry
>>220115566amnesia the bunker is one of the best games (not just horror) ive played in recent memory
>>220115940Thats my wife mate >>220115946
echoes, big tune
Any Asian baddies in?
one time i wanked my willard and it exploded
>>220115952
mad how that's sad but truehttps://youtu.be/A8MO7fkZc5o?si=pZiRTWMmTdHsSLmg
>>220115920Alri cmonGood evil pussy
>>220115920love the ones where their facial expression is 'ill fuckin do it again'
Right lads, off to the get cansSee I fucked up the wording, clever innitMake a good /new/ for me
>>220115874<3
>I play video gamesAs a white man, doing and saying this is literally making white women want to have sex with Paki and Abo immigrants mate Get a grown up hobby
>>220115963pink floyd?
sad but poo
>>220115995yeah
>>220115991>Get a grown up hobbysuch as?
>>220115952Really? How come I’m not banned then?
>oil prices skyrocketing, petrol will hit £2 per litre by April in Britain>fuel will be rationed all across Europe>gas prices will go higher than in 2022>4chan going down randomly for the second time in 2 weeks >Netanyahu talking about putting boots on the ground in Iran>US Marines mobilising >worldwide internet censorship for the final ZOG war to kill off all whiteswe are so fucked
>>220115991I haven't played a game since Pokemon SoulSilver in 2010 and everyone who meets me thinks I look like a gamer. I might be fat but I'm not pimply or anaemic
>>220115991sorry but i will not watch tv and i will not movies
why is the penis still here
>>220116004gay sex
>>220116015
>>220115991it's really only a problem if it's your only hobby kekits not fuckin 2005 anymore no one gives a fuck if you spend a few hours a week gaming
>>220116011it's all so tiresome
>>220115920alri
>>220115565W
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>220114605Wholesome. No more brother wars
