Greased Lightning edition
quite funny how they try to portray the vikings as gentle invaders in ac valhalla
>>220121893and anglo saxon christians are the villains of course
Mad how OP greeks were in the classical era
>>220121901depends, sometimes you do alliances
just glad we got aquitaine back
>Convicted paedo Josh Duggar blasts 'false accusations' from prison after brother Joseph arrested for alleged sexual abuse of nine-year-old girlhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15663119/josh-duggar-joseph-calls-allegations-child-sex-abuse-false.htmlWhole family of nonces.
I'm a husk of a human being
>>220121959got a gosling for you
23 years on the earth, not a fuckin' shag. And for what, to project the likes of Benjamin fuckin 'yahu?
>>220122019>23you're catnip for old gays, just get on the grindr
>the Frenchman is a fagShocked, truly.
>>220122033You tellin me to compromise?
>>220122019Prostitution is legal in your country, right?
>>220122042That's cheating
Are you a pussyclart or a rasclart?
>>220122037am not but thanks for trying, american>>220122041just saying you got options
>>220121868i look like this
>>220122175You don't though do you
>>220122194no... i don't...
find it a bit mental that we had a king who looked like this in the 1400sjust a big fat ginger bloke
>>220122231king hezza
>>220121905City states are the move when it comes time
>>220122218That`s a bloke
>>220122218COOOOOOORRRRR PENG
>>220122218Needs to gain 15 pounds
>>220122258Taken right from /tv/
>>220122246you need help.
>>220122272How
>>220122245wonder what they're up to
>>220122293>pajeetaBet she does some horrid farts.
>>220122293imagine being this pretty and having this guy as your bf
some freak just made a thread on outer with that girl as the picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SY7gJG-Ero&
>>220122363just posted in that thread x
i wish i had a gf lol
*sighs*
>had no appetite after lunch today >Skipped dinner>"Mhmm something isn't right">Stomach hurting since 4am>now on the toilet shitting ma guts out>"Ah, that be the reason I lost my appetite
>>220122355He looks handsome No homo
based or cringe?
its tha weekend
>>220122479crased
morning ladsoff for a horse jump competition with the missus in about 20 mins, what you lot up to today
>>220122465Syllogism from Aristotle's On Toilets
>>220122479Based he destroyed rorke
>>220122497epici am on night shift toil
The average salary in Cuba is apparently 8 dollars a month
>>220122514cunts got a pair of laptops for specs look at the size of those hings
>>220122519So THIS... is the power of communism...
>>220122519Yeah, but the weekly shop is like 5 cents
hello?
>>220122550alright pal
nigga talm bout sum hello
>>220122561nigga think he adele
>>220122550Henlo?
>>220122578r
seems the life I've had could turn a good man bad
>>220122578grown ass man
>>220122519Cuba? Not a bad shout, I will watch solo porn with Cuban woman later.I love poverty porn, where the woman looks like she lives in a 2nd or 3rd world country, because I know I could get sex from a beautiful women for like £20 and save them. If the woman is hot and the room she's filming in is either bare brick or dingy I know I'm onto authentic poverty porn
>>220122584gain a clue
what should my next game be after i finish cyberpunk do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXDhoak4WkQ
right get the pain au choc scranned
>>220122584it's always a plain almost empty room with a giant fan on full blast and the tinny sound of Latino pop music coming from cheap speakers
Get the usury banned
craving welsh pussy
>>220122605metro exodus
how's it foing
>>220122584>>220122629This kind of porn basically doesn't exist anymore unless you venture into dodgy disgusting websites run by probable-pedophiles.The 2020 pornpocalypse ruined porn. You used to be able to find these kinds of ultra-amateur videos, from all around the world, within 5 seconds of searching on Pornhub or Youporn. Now they're all gone. Tragic.
>>220122633bet it smells of leeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPdLtD92MGc&
>>220122639pooaring
>>220122642/gif/ had a good poverty porn thread a few weeks back, shame it isn't around still
Trump lowkenuinely could have just not started a war with Iran
charging my apple watch
>>220122672the epstein story simply had to be buried at any cost
>>220122661I don't venture into degenerate places like /gif/.I miss being able to just input "pornhub.com" into my web browser and search "homemade amateur" into the search bar and be instantly served a treasure-trove of great videos. No fetish garbage involved either. As recently as 2019 or early 2020, I could do that, but not since then.
mornin de lads
>>220122682>charging my apple watch
had planned to do loads of things today but I already feel like sacking the lot of it off
Birds chirping outside
tired as FUCKneed to go to SLEEP
just did a perfect poo, slid right out, no brown on the paper and feel a stone lighter nowjust an utter belter of a poo
>>220122672I'm glad he did though. Trump is a piece of human trash but the Iranian regime is/was full of much more devilish people than him. I am glad to see them all be massacred by American and Israeli bombs. Hopefully the people of Iran shall soon be free and be granted a secular, non-Islamic country.
been up 2 hours and already eaten 3000 calories
>>220122714how on earth have you done that
>>220122714have you ever considered not eating?
>>220122714no you haven't be quiet
>I'm glad he did though. Trump is a piece of human trash but the Iranian regime is/was full of much more devilish people than him. I am glad to see them all be massacred by American and Israeli bombs. Hopefully the people of Iran shall soon be free and be granted a secular, non-Islamic country.
>>220122717Full meat feast Pizza2 cheese and ham wrapsa litre bottle of whole milkmillionaires cheesecake>>220122720yes>>220122722i have
>>220122729I do not look like that, but I DO say that.
https://youtu.be/CvhfOLj6Kg0feeling nordic despite being an aquitain runt
>>220122702annoying cunts
>>220122710ZOGGED
>>220122741do you often wake up at 3am on a Saturday and immediately eat a pizza?
The Jews don't actually control the whole world btw They are up to no good though
>>220122753If I'm "zogged", then you're Paki'd.
>>220122702how do they decide when to start? Is the first bird to start tweettoil considered some kind of confident chad?
>>220122756Once a week
>>220122756no, but I'm on a diet and have lost 3 stone but I occasionally have these binge seshes, I was emotionally abused as a child you see
thinking about the toil lass again, she was acting very coy with me yesterday
>>220122774>emotionally abusedThat's not a real thing
>Full meat feast Pizza>2 cheese and ham wraps>a litre bottle of whole milk>millionaires cheesecakewould genuinely projectile vomit if I tried to get all this down in 2 hours
Fascinating... Very ILLUMINATING graph...
>>220122774what does someone being mean to you as a kid have to do with gorging on cheesecake
Good MorningHave a good day today
>>220122785my night terrors and constant suicidal thoughts will be glad to hear thatbeing told you're a worthless piece of shit accident every day as a child definitely doesn't have an impact thank you
>>220122791leftypol dismissing this as racist drivel
>>220122792it kills the bad feelings
>>220122796grow up
planning on doing nothing today just like every day for the past few years x
>>220122796scremking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLZOrqhSH40
Just need to smell Emma Watson's farts and I'd be happy.
IT's MY step SISTERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEVD31y8cME
I'm much more mentally fucked-up than any of you cunts are.My whole friend group abandoned me 5 years ago all because I made one (1) singular drunken mistake. People who stood by me for well over a decade abandoned me over just one night.I haven't had a single friend ever since that day. Everything has been ruined. I am a twisted and tormented individual ever since then. You might even say, I am like the Joker...
>>220122802not sure why anyone one would think it would be racistthe only thing it exposes is that white british people are stooges
sir loin steak
(｡'ᴗ'ฅ)Gm lads
>>220122844>the only thing it exposes is that white british people are stoogesPost hand, Mohammed.
i ate his liver with my father's beans and a nice chianti
>>220122839What did you do
>>220122839go on then, tell us what you did so we can say you were in the wrong
>>220122848gmisn't it midnight in america right now
nae politics
>>220122846
>>220122856I watched the Euro 2021 final with all of my friends, got obscenely drunk, and when England lost I started flinging chairs and glasses around the room and ranted that the players were all a bunch of "niggers" and "monkeys" and that they should "go back to Africa". I then spent the next 30 or so minutes after that sending messages to group chats on Whatsapp saying basically the same thing.I used to regret it. Now I still regret it, but in a different way. I don't think what I did was that bad. I think the punishment that was meted out to me for what I did was way too fucking harsh. I didn't deserve to have my literal entire life taken away from me because of that.
>>220122852Now you
A lot of famous cunts post on 4chan because it's anonymous
sir employed woman
>>220122879no you didn't do that be quiet
>>220122879maybe people just don't racists and more specifically you
>>220122879Doubt this is true But if so normies were at their peak anti racist because the George floyd stuff happened a year prior
Sir Hormuz Strait
>>220122895I literally did do that and it destroyed my entire life. It also made me a lolcow on 4chan for many years. Trust me.
>>220122883I'm Robert Irwin and I rub my willard between my sister Bindi's great big Bindies
>>220122879kek you absolute madman
>>220122879s
>>220122909Right well you're not though are you
>>220122883yeah I'm actually ryan gosling
>>220122921you never know
>>220122879imagine ruining your life because footballs didn't go in a goal
>>220122879embarrassing fantasy
>>220122925I do know
had 'werewolves of london' stuck in my head for like 2 days now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqFnDWdUBi8I HOPE ONE DAYI 'M SOMEONE YOU MISSyep, that's me gutted
>>220122897I'm not a racist. I have extreme, intense anger problems and when I get enraged, I immediately reach for the most offensive thing I can possibly say. If a fat person makes me angry, I start screaming at them that they are an obese disgusting blob cunt and that I will start chopping up their fat deposits with butcher's hatchets. If a black person enrages me, then, well, you know what I will say...>>220122898>But if so normies were at their peak anti racist because the George floyd stuff happened a year priorThe extreme irony of the situation is that many of my friends said much more racist things than I ever did, and they said those things while being TOTALLY 100% SOBER.One of the friends who was part of the group who cut me off, I had previously been in a hotel room with him on holiday and we were watching the news on the TV. A story about South Africa came on the TV. He turned to me and remarked that "South Africa was alright before the niggers took over". Somehow THAT was considered totally fine and ok, but what I said/did was "unacceptable". Go fuck yourselves you bunch of faggots.
oldheads remeber when this was h3h3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI
>>220122879It's the throwing chairs and glasses around that would have made me not want to invite you anywhere again. You do that and think other people are the niggers
>>220122945>i'm not just bigoted towards black people but also fat people
>>220122945you sound nice
>>220122879You are dangerous
>>220122955I'm not bigoted, I'm just angry and hateful and I will take it out on anyone who wrongs me and I will do it in the most brutal possible fashion.
>>220122965>wtf why did all my friends stop hanging out with me
>>220122952>It's the throwing chairs and glasses around that would have made me not want to invite you anywhere again.>>220122962>You are dangerousSo you're prejudiced against people who have anger management problems. How is that fair?
rorke thinking there's no difference between an off colour racist remark and having an alcohol fuelled violent racist mega melty in public
>>220122967audio system issue
why are you even entertaining this obvious fiction?
>>220122879how does this happen? were you also coked out your nut? i’ve been in some horrific states on the drink but the most i r done is cheekily argue with one or two people. not proper screaming and throwing stuff. also dont know why youre acting like youre the victim here. you done it and have presumably sulked about it for 5 years
Even if there is no free will you have to pretend there is anyway
>>220122948aaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>220122990funny
People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.
>>220122986hmmmm no, thats not it
Listening to shoegaze right now
in my experience racists really don't like it when you call them racist
not sure what to make of this
>>220122990*taps the sign that says "/brit/"*
>People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.
yep the sausages are most definitely on
>>220122945>anger management problems so you’re a spaz that can’t control his emotions. youre in the same tier of people that claim victim status over their horrible “anxiety and depression” or “fibromyalgia”. you never learned to regulate your emotions. i doubt you truly do have anger management since you’re sitting here on a nerd forum at 6am instead of behind bars for constant anger outbursts
ratatouille pasta for tea today
>>220122991>how does this happen? were you also coked out your nut?No, I was just a man with severe anger management issues, who got ridiculously drunk, and who also for some reason was very invested in the moment towards England winning the Euro 2021 final.I look back and don't even know why I cared so much. Never before or since have I been in any way emotionally invested in a fucking football match like that. But on that day, it made sense.
Sometimes allbeit unknowingly we reply to mallardlad
>>220122997I always did the cooking at home because of I didn't mumberg would make frozen fish with frozen microwaves vegies with no sauce or seasoning 3 nights in a row
>>220122561
yeah your honour i did assault that old woman. but i’ve got anger management you see
up early, or up late?
>>220123015Brown sauce or ketchup?
>>220122714i wemt to sleep agan
good morning everyone
ktim
>>220123035up early i was so bored last night i went to bed at 9pm after a big chippy
>>220123021
>>220123031what does this even mean
>>220123018>so you’re a spaz that can’t control his emotions. youre in the same tier of people that claim victim status over their horrible “anxiety and depression” or “fibromyalgia”. you never learned to regulate your emotions.Yeah, I admit all of that, except my problems are much much much more severe than Emily, aged 32 who claims she has "chronic fatigue" or whatever.>i doubt you truly do have anger management since you’re sitting here on a nerd forum at 6am instead of behind bars for constant anger outburstsI have been arrested about 5 or 6 times because of my anger outbursts but the police always let me off rather light. I was issued "cautions" which went on my criminal record, but never got any jail time nor anything worse.The worst thing I ever did from my anger was randomly storm into a kebab shop and started attacking people for literally no reason simply because I was fucking fuming about the state of my life, and I wanted to punish people over it.
>>220123041I look like this, act like this, and have this effect on people.
>>220123048it's going to be very garlicky
>>220123051need freaks like you isolated from the rest of society Find God
>>220123035I'm standing outside the post office waiting for them to open up. The early bird catches the worm.
>>220123044He's on the first rung of the ladderI hope he ascends.
>>220123051>wtf why did all my friends stop hanging out with me
>The worst thing I ever did from my anger was randomly storm into a kebab shop and started attacking people for literally no reason simply because I was fucking fuming about the state of my life, and I wanted to punish people over it.screaming
>>220123058I don't believe in faggot Jesus or faggot God.In any case if I ever walked into a church they'd probably laugh at me and bully me and then I'd end up smacking the shit out of their faces.
>>220123051Please don't kill anyone
>>220123049The sikh guy is being attacked by minorities for selling haram food
>>220123066seek professional help
>>220123064Like I said, I'm the Joker...You're witnessing what happened after I lost my entire life and was tortured and bullied by the entire universe...Speak to me in 2019, and I was much more sane.
>>220123051Might have talked to you a couple years ago about this, did you beat kids on the playground and like stab a teacher or something I don't remember? Think you might have posted about this a few years ago
sometimes i get really angry when using dogshit adobe software and have to stand up and walk around for a bit to cool offnever considered smashing up a kebab shop though
>>220123051Can you beat some people up for me
>>220123054oh no!*rubs hands*
>>220123073but why is the morocco bit funny
not entertained by these lies, they stink too much of the incels idea of a volatile person
was a decent one-post LARP but he has officially ripped the arse out it with that kebab shop jackie chan shite
>>220123066Suit yourself then. Continue to live a base impulsive life of being an angry outcast retard if you want.
>>220123074thisyou are aware of and admit to the problem, which means if you are making the choice not to do something about it, you don't get to hide behind your anger management issues as an excuse for your behaviour
>>220123038neither, don't like that sugary slop
got the charles mingus on
>>220123090giving off spaino vibes
so this the new escortmong gimmick then
and you?
is she attractive in your country?
>>220123110turn my computer off when im not using it
>>220123045ktim, I was planning to get hammered and bought a load of cans but then after drinking 3 I thought fuck it and turned in
>>220123112yeah
anyone that isn’t a newfag would know this story, real or not, actually has been around since the euro final
>>220123112she’s okay
>>220123044went to the botanic gardens in Glasgow's west end yesterday to absorb the sun like some shriveled mollusc and there were so, so, so many fit university birds out and aboutthe tums, you wouldn't believe
>>220123112That's a fucking child you dirty little nonce.You want me to come to your house and brutalise you? Fucking putrid pedo subhuman.
>>220123114i keep mine on
>>220122945South africa
>>220123117really can’t be fucked getting drunk anymore me unless it’s in the pub with people i knowthe idea of getting pissed alone in my gaff just seems sad and pointless to me. if i’m going to suffer a hangover i want at least the trade off of social connection the night before
>>220123123also noticed this
>>220123112not really tbqh
>>220123123my ex moved to the west end so i cannot look at those type of women without a pang of sadness knowing what i lost alas im only 22 so hopefully one day I can meet one of those girls.
>>220123132I mean, South Africa is objectively a garbage country.And it objectively would've been better off had Anglo-Saxons been allowed to govern it rather than random Ngumbus, Bimbumgus and Balimbolis.But when I say this, I'm somehow "wrong" and "evil" and "racist". When others say this, nobody cares.
>>220123124she was murdered at 25
I now smile at random people in the street to get over my shyness and it is amazing how many people smile back or say hello.
>>220123150name?
never in my life have I lost my shit and started attacking things due to anger because I'm not some kind of uncivilised wog
>>220123153This doesn't happen
Cannot tell the difference in accent between a Jamaican, a Bahamian, and someone from Kenya.
rorke capitulating in hearts of iron and attacking the local paki shop
>>220123153I thought this only happened in America
>>220123153love going on my walks and saying good morning to people even well into the afternoon
got bullied by a small group of teenage girls when I was walking to the shop to get cans yesterday :(
>>220123147only options are the west end or the south side really. Those are the only two areas of the city that look to be inhabited by healthy 20-30 year olds.
>>220123178south side is pakiberg central
>>220123166Should say that most people DON'T, but a sizable minority do.
>>220123181tattoos/10
>>220123176what happened
>>220123148It's ok to be angry
>pointy elbows 2/10
>>220123157Then you don't really know what anger is like. And I'm whiter than you are. And whiter than 90% of this country is. I'm pure Germanic Anglo-Saxon.If you're truly angry then you can't stop yourself. You'll destroy any and everything that offends you and you won't stop until you deplete your store of rage, or somebody stops you.
>>220123153One time I was experiencing actual joy after getting some good news while out on an incel walk and was unable to help myself from smiling, and suddenly the people around me looked happy to see me and brightened at my presence instead of sneering and pointing at me while telling "VIRGIN!!! FUCKING FAGGOT I BET HES GAY!!! YOU'RE GAY WHY WOULD YOU WEAR SHOES LIKE THAT YOU TINT COCKED FAGGOT!!" like they normally doanyway the good news I got turned out to be a false alarm and I never experienced joy again
>>220123184yeah but it's mainly the houses they buy up then they live 3-4 generations in one home. I mean more that cluster in around Shawlands / Mount Florida, all the flats. There's a good crop of young adults living there.
>>220123194please cease this larp
>>220123194hulk ahh nigga
>>220123155my törnblom
>>220123189we were walking in the same direction, but they were much slower than me and also using up the entire pavement (probably deliberately) so I had to go into the road to get past them, and as I did one of them got close to my face and said "herro" (I don't know why she said it that way I'm not asian) and then they started laughing at me
>>220123205>ahh niggaWhy are you pretending to be black? Your name is Simon and you come from a random middle-class suburb in Yorkshire.
>>220123210fucking shrieking
footage from 2021 euro finalhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774073877219055.mp4
>>220123206varför brevar döda tjejer i /brit/?
>>220123218s
I (by the grace of God), haven’t wanked in about 50 days, and it’s notable how much more pleasant women are with me. This does not mean they are drooling and wet over the sight of me, it does mean however they are far more pleasant and friendly and loving when we do speak, and speak as if they were speaking to a close friend or family member and not an aspergic runt freakazoid. Men also have a more brotherly respect from me, I hear a lot more “mates”, and “pal”, and more looking me in the eye and longer more fleshed out conversations rather than quiet contempt or indifference.I believe this is because of body language, mood, facial expression, even pheromones. People read “disciplined healthy adult male” rather than “strange wanker”, remember 95% of human communication is non verbal
>>220123218screm
>>220123218Yeah, except I'm not a poortherner and I'm not a degenerate spastic who watches soap operas. So go kill yourself faggot.
>>220123181tattoos are such a huge turn off
>>220123233not that I'm not happy for you, but I get the same treatment and I still wank to JAV daily
Sir Strange Wanker
>>220123218fucking roaring
>>220123233GOOD post.Semen retention is powerful
>>2201232131. my name isn't simon2. i'm not middle class3. i'm not from yorkshire#fail
>>220123253Yikes
Any clues circulating?
>>220123253looks so, so retarded
>>220123173scr
showertoil looms
>>220123239yeah you’re such a hard man mate
>>220123268never had a clue in my life pal
>>220123268we’re in a clue recession lad
>>220123218A powerful reminder of the dangers of male virginity and pent up sexual frustration.
>>220123258Yeah but you're still white and you're pretending like you're a black cunt from Alabama, USA.Why are you doing that?
>>220123268gained one yesterday but I'd already lost it again by tea time
>>220123239*rapes you a little bit*
anger management anglo saxon germanic berserker that “sees red” and can’t be contained crying on an anime imageboard about the mates he lost 5 years ago and how sad and grim his life is because of that
>>220123253COOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR I'd fucking ravage her and jizz deep inside her fat pussy. I'd give her about 12 babies
>>220123282funny innitserious ahh
me and my bro are visiting mum today, but we kind of want to take her out without our black step dad tagging alonghow do we politely hint that it's for her?
>>220123287scr
completely fucked up the scrambled egg so it looks more like an omelette that's been dropped on the floor
>>220123296thinly veiled cuck post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqpTq9_rf_Q
*bangs wooden table**shakes fist in the air*CLUES, GET YOUR CLUES HERE. BUY YOUR CLUES HERE FOLKS
Got a girl on Facebook I went to school with who bimbofied herself to a cartoonish degree that I would like to make fun of but I'm not the sort who shares photographs of others without their consentshe's got the ludicrously pointy cheekbones, the massive inflated lips, and giant balloon titsShe was decently hot back in school already but the other girls made fun of her for having small tits when they were 14, seems to have done a number on her
>>220123296mothers day was last week mate
got mental elf and anxiety x
>>220123311>Got a girl on Facebook I went to school with who bimbofied herself to a cartoonish degree that I would like to make fun of but I'm not the sort who shares photographs of others without their consentWhy not shag her instead?
you see dwp, i’ve got anger management
>>220123307at THOSE prices? You're having a giraffe mate
>>220123305phwoaarrrrrrrrrr
>>220123305vile plapsowwould, raw
>>220123311it’s an addiction for these womenno different from the blokes that take steroids
clues, get your clues theretwo for a pound, two for a poundddd
>>220123320You're bout to get a newspaper upside your head
>>220123311my gf when I was younger did that and it genuienly hurts to look at her now
some say when toilers rise early on a saturday and realise they're freethen /brit/ is at its peak
I’m fasting alllllll today
>>220123350>>220123350>>220123350
>>220123349last on lenten fridays not saturdays to remember the passion of our lord
>>220123357>>220123357
>>220123356BASED
>>220123305Hog
>>220123132The Ozoro community is in Nigeria,retard.
