Hairy armpits edition
Gay porn. Funny
rorke updating x to his 52 followers
>>220123350dire edition grim cunt
>>220123368ktim
leftypol updating bluesky to his 0 followers
>>220123371Fucking seethe, bastard.
What them neck jewels do honeyI roll them dice if ya catch my drift
really wish the zoomer lass from toil would answer my messages in a more timely fashionI get that her lock screen is probably constantly filled with notifications and spam from various apps but that's no excuse for taking this long to reply
>>220123330few years back I was doing the annual facebook snoop and there was a lad from the year below had got right into steroids and he looked fucking terrible. Looked about 40 and with deep wrinkles all over his face like Gordon Ramsay, and he was a deep shade of red. It was sad really. it's hard not to lose perspective sometimes when all you see online is lads on gear but when you see it in real life it always looks uncanny and weird
>>220123382>>220123384>>220123385three awful postec
what's a postec
>>220123398>out of pocket grim that people speak like this nowadays. fucking yanks and tiktok influence man
Shit poo
>>220123398meme gender
>>220123392shut up
in the car, delegated to the back feel like rosa park ffs
>>220123398Hate them
>>220123398>shit testing on message 0it's all so tiresome
>>220123398that's very wholesome and I hope that one day a girl dreams of hugging me
>>220123412Nice bulge daddy
men balding on their own
in bed
There's literally no point engaging with women outside of prostitutionWe need legal brothels and to encourage more women into escorting to drive down pricesSensitive Young Men should be able to fuck a gorgeous woman for £150 per hour
>>220123398>What's the best dream you hadIs this really the sort of drivel people use to start conversations on these apps?no wonder I'm a lonely miserable autistic retarded ugly fat skinny pale virgin with suppressed anger and a tiny cock that hasn't had a proper erection in 5 years
>>220123412what is it you work as mate
>>220123416How is it wholesome she’s basically telling him he’ll never compare to her ex
>>220123435it's all jestering and simping when you boil it down
>>220123432>let’s just whoreify society even morehello mr noseberg
>>220123437these days it’s industrial production, but today i’m off for a horse competition with the missus and her friend
>>220123445Prostitution is trad, retardAncient Rome and Greece had prostitutes
>>220123435>lonely miserable autistic retarded ugly fat skinny pale virginKTIMMM
>>220123435>fatBrother how can you be fat in Australia
>>220123432welcome to hoeflationpussy value skyrocketed due to prostitution being illegal
>>220123452YepNeed to ban OnlyFans as well
>>220123435sort of why i refuse to use the appsi refuse to take cherrypicked pictures of myself that have to be the right angle, with the right people, having the right clothes. then having to text a woman with a “pick up line”, and give her the right response, at the right time, with the right amount of interest, and all to do this many many times with no guarantee of successWhat the fuck are we doing. Fuck that. I refuse to take part in this commodification and commercialisation of a core human experience, meeting someone and falling in love. I will not have it reduced to a “swipe” on an app and a corny “pick up line”. Fuck off. Bloody Jews *shakes fist*
>>220123451
>>220123432We have legal brothelsGo check our prices and see if your theory holds up. If that reads like I'm trying to call you out on something it's unintentional, I have absolutely no idea what the prices for brothels are here or how they compare to British escorts and am somewhat curious of your findings
>>220123446tell her we said good luck yeah x
rorke riding on the ninky nonk
You have no idea how cooked I am
>>220123446is her friend fit
>>220123448yeah and they also had slavery, infant exposure, animal and human sacrifice, gladiator arenas, military dictatorships, should we bring all those back
>>220123474>gladiator arenasyh
>>220123474lush
swedish bloke always posting pics of his crotch think he’s trying to tell us something
>>220123465look at the athleticism >>220123471she’s alri tbf
just ate a bagel
lads becoming agitated and upset seeing an image of a fellow poster out of doors
>>220123461Looking at Melbourne ones now230 dollarydoos for 1 hour? BargainHere in Britain a good escort starts at like £180 per hour
>>220123489*blushes*
>dad calls me a lazy cunt when i wake up late>calls me an annoying bastard and moans about how he “can’t get peace” when I wake up earlyhappens iyc?
>>220123474sounds BASEDVS
>>220123505yeah mumberg is the same x
>>220123505Yep
Am werkin on a Saturday like a good goy
will be taking some nuts to feed the crows on my incelwalk
be interesting if it turns out this meningities outbreak was spread via vape vapour indoors in the nightclubat the moment there's still quite a bit of confusion among the Experts™ as to how this outbreak has occurred
>>220123495HE’S GOT A BAAAAAGEL ON HIS HEADHE’S GOT A BAAAAAAAAAGEL ON HIS HEAD
Putting on my incel shoes, finding my incel keys, getting in my incel car and going for an incel drive to my incel job where I won't be having any sex with any of my coworkers
right well that's a penis gnome trying to sneak into my room
>got a night shift tomorrow>become wide awake at 5am this morningthere's no way I'm not falling asleep mid shift, my body is not made for this
The goal of the atheist is to have as much sex and sensory pleasure as possible. This is because they believe life is a mere chemical-electrical accident and thus they should seek as much guilt free pleasure as they can before they return to the void for all eternity.
Genuinely though how can you be fat in Australia
sucking a coffee with the silky milky
3 wee guys
>>220123558>coffeeliquid reddit
>highs of 13C, mostly cloudysetting up to be another sorcherino
>>220123551chiko rolls and HSPs
>>220123572nora fawn is my wife
Listening to the Katawa Shoujo OST and thinking about 2012.
>>220123572left looks remarkably like the toilfu but with much shorter hair
australians are all soft because of their permanently sunny climate they don’t have to mentally tough it out in the grimness of a winter in post industrial central scotland
>>220123551I'm not actually fat I just peppered it into that post because the literary spirits that guide me told me it would balance the cadence.Anyway we do have a high rate of obesity here. People like their Maccas, they drive a lot, and the cheapest most convenient lunch for your break is usually a sausage roll or the like often had with an iced coffee (coffee flavoured full cream milk with a shit load of sugar in it)
it's over for markhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Be0RNSIcY
suppose I'd better get out of fucking bed then
>>220123595>I’m not actually fatProve it
>>220123606get in mine x
>>220123597Not clicking on this, give me the TLDR pls.
>>220123611um....
>>220123521Double pay?
>>220123612listened to the first 30 seconds or so, seems like he got into serious gambling debts and got turfed out his flat
>>220123607this is me at a shoot for bonds I did
>>220123634whys he got a snake round his neck
>>220123634whats that snek up to
>>220123633So where’s he now, living in a bin?
>>220123648It's subtle imagery that they thought would invoke a subconscious connection to my large donger that I regularly sandwich between my sister Bindi's Bindie's
the south african is a poster i've never quite got my head around
women just aren't interesting
>>220123670you don’t have a big penisyou have a tiny gay penis
>>220123686ain't that the truth!!
can you wash a magnet or does it lose the magnets
>>220123656like I say, I only listened to the first 30 seconds
BREAKING NEWS: Mousey is a great poster!
>>220123655How do they do it?
>>220123693will have to get back to you on this one
that Dune 3 is out later this year, probably go see it by myself. Regrettably I'm no less insane than when I went to see Dune 2 and I still haven't spoken to a girl or had sex
>>220123681its spaki
>>220123686everyone knows this but you have to pretend they're fascinating to access the fanois
>homer bimpson
HAPPENING - My dog has woken up!
>>220123686You gay, lad?
>>220123723get him stroked
what should i do todayand don't say have a wank because i've already done that twice
seriously regret agreeing to do the qt Bulgarians night shift already
>>220123734interesting =/= sexy
just showing off ma new hair
Honor Cargill-Martin's musky tuppence
>>220123749lad it's 7am on a Saturday how have you wanked twice already
>>220123753If you aren’t emotionally attracted to women, then you aren’t straight.
>>220123755wonder if she'll ever make the connection that it's BLACKS who are saying this
>>220123572nico getting mogged in every department except tits every day of her life must be a bit grim for her
>>220123749if the sun is out you could go for a virgin walk and sit in the sun for a bit, the legs pumping, the skin glowing, the mood elevating
>>220123755>black cunts making random rape threatsMonkeyboys will never beat the allegations. Absolute subhumans.
>>220123761first one was around midnight x
turns out the escort I see likes feminist artists like Marina Abramovicis she a headcase?
>>220123764vaginal slave drivel
>>220123783fuck off
>>220123786Alri gay boy.
>vaginal slaveis this what we're calling normal well adjusted straight men now
had an imagination wank this morning in that dreamlike haze when you're just waking up. Was thinking of a canadian bird who was into me during Fresher's Week back in my uni days (14 years ago now).mad how they ol imagination wanks hit so different compared to artificial porn wanks, make them seem evil and unnatural
>>220123783*cleaves you in twain with my broadsword*
>>220123809stopped doing imagination wanks because it would take me like 40 minutes to cum
>click Update and Shut Down on toil stinkpad>it starts up again afterwardsfuck off fuck off fuck off
ok i will go to bed now
>>220123810If Anne of Cleves married Mark Twain in the modern era she'd become Anne Cleves-Twain, quite a cool surname there
>>220123842Very expressive
>>220123820takes me like 30 seconds to coom under all circumstances. Never had sex but I guess it would be the same for me there too, though I have heard some lads say they cannot coom at all from sex
right well I almost followed through after that last fart so I'd better go for a poo
>>220123842love hermad how her brain was all grangled when she was doing game of thrones
Masturbation is a mortal sin that can lead to soul death and cuts off your relationship with God
>>220123856I think it's thanks to years of porn, I can't easily reach orgasm with just lewd thoughts alonenot that I need extreme hardcore double anal to get off, but a picture of an attractive lass with nice chebs at least
are there any monster films where the monster gets indigestion/constipation due to eating humans wearing clothes?
>>220123820I literally only do imagination wanks now because otherwise I need a VPN to watch porn, and I just can’t fucking be arsed.Porn is also just shit now and there’s no videos that are to my tastes anymore.
>>220123865two brain anuerysms twosurviving one is raremental
>>220123875god shouldnt have designed my hand in such a way that it can reach my willy then
>>220123875God isn’t real, faggot.
>>220123901I would probably be the same at this point if I hadn't got into JAV, it's the only thing that scratches the itch these days since western porn is cooked
>>220123883
why is it only recently converted 4chan/twitter christians who go on about god smiting you for wanking and demons and all that
>>220123925where does one meet these chud women in real life
>>220123932shocking statements get more traffic
coughing up green glow in the dark nickelodeon slime
>>220123932They’re not Christians, they’re Muslims, 4chan is at least 70% third worlder at this point and a very substantial amount of those (even under European flags) are Arabs/pakis/north Africans. This website has been colonised.
>>220123951right well don't waste it get it gunged over a starlet via an overhead trapdoor
Who did Banksy piss off, I wonder.
>>220123883she is pretty but leftypol will lie and call her a 10/10 knockout and rorke will lie and call her an libtard ugly foid
>>220123917Stupid heathencuck.Christianity is the true and correct religion.We will continue to spread it, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.Christianity is true.God is real.Demons are real.Hell is real.Heaven is real.Jesus is Lord.https://www.reasonablefaith.org/writings/scholarly-writingshttps://laurazpowell.org/blog/just-the-facts-maam-the-minimal-facts-argument-for-the-resurrection-of-jesus>The best explanation for the facts agreed upon by virtually every scholar of every religious persuasion and worldview who has studied the evidence is that Jesus actually rose from the dead. If someone wants to dispute this, they must deal with the evidence, including the criteria for historical reliability, and offer some reason why this explanation falls short or provide a better explanation for the facts.https://youtube.com/watch?v=12syh8dPOtohttps://youtube.com/watch?v=JzklRPDfAj0
and we have arrived
>>220123973your consciousness will melt away into the eternal reddit void when you die like all of us loldo you really want to waste what little time you have on earth believing this bullshit
>>220123987Looks like America
>>220123987Nigga live in fallout 4
should really give my dad a call and make sure he's still alive and hasn't had a heart attack in his front room watching a Jason Stathom blu-ray he purchased at full price £18.99 from ASDA
>>220123991aye took a quick trip over the atlantic to yankland
>>220123970yeah, mental how much people get mindraped by politicseverything has to be an opportunity to signal which team you're on
>>220123999HOWLING
>>220123990Wrong, little heathencuck freak.
>>220123975very educational
>>220123999not funny>>220124006it wasn't funny
>>220123975cor
>>220124012why do you talk like this jesus christ say this exact sentence to someone irl and watch how they react
>>220123973>Stupid heathencuck.This is a terrible apologetic strategy.
>>220123917God is real. But he isn’t a man in the clouds. He is the underlying substructure of all reality, wholly within it and outside it. He is eternally existent. He’s what kicked the great chain of being off and designed it to be thus. Sinning isn’t just bad behaviour it’s turning away from the order of creation. It’s you being misaligned with reality. The term literally means “to miss the mark”.
>>220123975Women are vile whores and I hope she does that to me
Fuckin hate old people
Morning lads>Tory ex-Home Secretary Priti Patel BLOCKED the FBI from quizzing Andrew over Epstein | Priti Patel prevented the FBI from questioning Andrew about his links to the paedophile Jeffrey Epstein, despite officers having 'documentary evidence suggesting he knew about sex trafficking'
>>220123958I’m Catholic actually. Not everyone against porn and masturbation is a Muslim. The fact you think being against sexual depravity means you’re a Paki speaks to the depths to which Western culture has fallen.
>>220124036Struck a nerve, angry little spiteful mutant freak?
>>220124061They're just white people tbf
>>220123975this made me erect stuff like this should not be on tiktok
>>220124067You aren’t being very Christian at the moment. You aren’t supposed to call people names and be full of hatred. You are supposed to talk to them reasonably. This is what Christ has us do. To be Christian means to be like Christ.
>>220124067Brother, stop this>I therefore, a prisoner for the Lord, beg you to lead a life worthy of the calling to which you have been called, with all lowliness and meekness, with patience, forbearing one another in love, eager to maintain the unity of the Spirit in the bond of peace.
What's the difference between Islamabad and London?Islamabad has a few English people living there.
>>220124067i'm not even mad just bemusedimagine being so inescapably autistic that you can't even read a person's tone through text
another miserable day of my dogshit life
>>220124064>members of HM's Goverment protect members of HM's Royal Familyquite the revelation
>>220124088*farts so loudly that nobody hears the punchline*
>>220124097ARF ARF ARF
>>220124074Pack it in you
off to toil in a bit
I will admit, Christians online tend to be annoying, but every irl Christian has been nice.
>>220124094>i'm not even mad just bemused
religion is boring
>>220124108pscr
>>220124137Religion, specifically Christianity, is true.
>>220124137foden dolphins
get the coffee suckedget the eggs scrannedget the youtubes watched
had a bizarre dream where some guy was picking out pieces of shit from a girl's asshole as some sort of sexual practice, it was disgusting
it's enough to make a man kek
#nooticing how adult religious converts always do it to distract from rape accusations and shit (russell brand, conor mcgregor, mike tyson)its all just evil freaks trying to offload their guilt onto some dead ancient jew or thick cunts who went through the whole indoctrination rigmarole as a child
did you mate did you have a dream that's mental that it's quite mad really*walks off a cliff*
>>220124129being nice is meant to be their whole thing innitonline ones are just schizzy confrontational cunts like this american ITT
>>220124160
>>220124166time to start wanking to scat
>>220124180
>>220124183They'd all batter you though. Russell Brand is a purple belt in BJJ, McGoob is an MMA champion, Tyson a heavyweight world champion.Each one of them could batter you to death. Think on.
*smugly, as i'm being battered to death*not very christian of you is it
>>220124180Genuinely despise Reaganite/Thatcherite bootstraps nonsense like this. Just comes across as children larping as adults.
had a dream where I had cut my willy off and grew another one, had them both in my hands comparing them and the old one was a bit better.
>>220124192yh most religious ppl i know are genuinely kind but you get the odd bitter freak who hides behind religion as an "automatically-make-people-think-i'm-a-good-person-with-no-effort" shield similar thing with teachers, nurses, doctors etc
>>220124183>t. indoctrinated by reddit and hollywood
>>220124231had a dream where my willy fell off and i managed to mould it back onto the bare patch of ken doll crotch skin like it was made of clay
>>220124231any willy would be an upgrade on mine rn
my farts are fucking spicy this morning WOW
woke off, leftypol
I love going out and getting compliments
haven't had a dream in a long time
>>220124234Statistically speaking, religious people are better people, thoughbeit.
>>220124257gay
>>220124246was raised nonreligious from the beginning with parents who still taught me to respect it all, i have possibly the least biased view on it possible will 100% admit ex-religious atheists with faggot ass trauma can be cringe cases thoughbeit
>>220124257Let Iran win I say
Dogs left a nice shit in the kitchen for me suppose that’s my fault for not taking him for a wlak
>>220124262I usually wake up, think 'that was a mad dream', then instantly forget it
>>220124257nuke Americasome nice chebs on display though
>hmm i think i will convert the entire thread with condescending insults and schizophrenic copy-pasted spam
rorke's mate pulling out the queen of spades card during poker and wondering why rorke is quivering
>wlakbradleyposter will have a field day with that
>>220124275i hope you manage to deal with whatever's causing all this someday
>>220124277Like I said, indoctrinated by reddit and hollywood.>taught me to respect it all>i have possibly the least biased view on it possibleHeathencucks like you are addicted to lying because your worldview is built on lies:>adult religious converts always do it to distract from rape accusations and shit>its all just evil freaks trying to offload their guilt onto some dead ancient jew or thick cunts who went through the whole indoctrination rigmarole as a child
>>220124257I remember when Obama visited Glasgow for COP26 and during a speech he referred to being "in the Emerald Isle".
>field dayFOY
>FOY
pizza for dindins
>>220124288um I was actually quoting a Smiths song
>>220124309>HeathencucksYou're such a fucking larper lmao imagine trying to explain this to a priest
Guarantee this yank doesn't go to church
>>220124309genuinely have no idea what kind of point you're even trying to make hereyou're not going to convert people by being an incoherent spastic
would you let a japanese girl lead you into battle?
>>220124305Hope you manage to deal with your mental illness and get yourself right with God.Atheism is a mental disease.Atheists are just spiteful mutants throwing a tantrum at their Creator because they're failures:>The mutant says in his heart, “there is no God”: the rejection of collective religiosity centred around the worship of moral Gods is associated with high mutational loadarchive.vn/aNzyfAtheists ought to be barred from public life altogether, for the good of society.Religious people are healthier, happier, more social, stronger, more charitable, basically better in every way than gaytheist basement-dwelling neckbeard losers who failed at life and are seething about it.Atheism is a suicidal delusion for weak, spineless, spiteful pussies.
>>220124330ok, don't really know the smithsx
>>220124351not sure
>>220124292>dish it but can't take itTypical heathencuck pussy
>>220124351cant understand japanese me
>>220124347I'm quoting your earlier post to expose your lie, you low-IQ heathencuck moron.
>>220123350
>>220124374look at this webm
>>220124355YOUARE LITERALLYSINNINGWHEN YOU BEHAVELIKE THIS
>>220124355you're not even actually reading my posts are you it's all just kneejerk posturing whenever your primitive reptile brain sees keywords like atheist and religion on the screen
how this bloke sees himself calling people "heathencucks" over and over and over again on 4chan
To the /brit/ who posted this song in here the other day, I have been totally unable to get it out of my head for the last few days. You absolute bugger.https://youtu.be/4T6e3GJCjow
>>220124331You're such a baby.Heathencucks always start crying at the slightest pushback to their insults.
>>220124397he looks pretty cool tbf
George Harrison called his son 6 7
need a woman with bushy eyebrows in my life
>>220124392
>>220124402Larper :)
>>220124393You are literally a heathencuck.How am I wrong?
>>220124411Norf fc should sign that kid
>>220124411haha i love it when things go wrongdo you have any more videos of things going wrong?
>>220124418when was the last time you attended church
>>220124395I read your posts perfectly well, heathencuck.Including the one where you insulted converts. Remember that? Or did your goldfish brain forget it already?
might replay king come deliverance after i finish cyberpunk then think about playing the sequel (to kcd)
>>220124428>the one where you insulted convertsthat one gave you hurty feelings didn't it
christfrens, UK +ireland is lost, we must focus our attentions on france instead.
>>220124418I'm a Christian and you are behaving like a belligerent prideful child, you seriously need to be disciplined by your priest/pastor. Instead of opting for the soft answer that turneth away wrath, you are using religion to aggrandise yourselfsee>>220124084You have 0 humility.
>>220124431the sequel is very very goodlove r henry
Arse going like a brass band this morningDownstairs bog sounding like last night of the proms
>>220123350Good pits, ugly face.>>220123382Good pits, okay face.Why are these the only pit pics in the pits edition?
>>220124433QED: >>220124402
washings nearly done, gonna give it an extra spin then hang it out , then it's off to toil
>>220123446>You just know
>>220124397Based
>>220124457oh my days it's true isn't it you're just a faggot larper convert LMAOi sincerely hope you manage to overcome whatever guilt or anguish is causing all this
>>220124442he won't reply to this
4chan.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-us):if(.fileText:has-text(/heathen/cuck/the/a/god/you/sin/when/they/the/if/up/down/right/wrong/me/you/your/athiest/athiesm/i)):if(:upward(2).subject:has-text(brit))Hides yank posts in this general if they use any of the following words:>heathen>cuck>the>a>god>sin>when>they>the>if>up>down>you>your>right>wrong>me>you>athiest>athiesmWhy all the non-religious words? Oh I just find it amusing to think of you re-writing your posts without any of those words in the hope it doesn't get picked up in the filter. I decide what you can and cannot post. Don't forget it. When I say jump, you say how high (using pre-selected words).
Considering packing in my comfy office job that's realistically going nowhere to join network rail, they have a depot near my house.Thoughts?
>>220124481Pussy.
>>220124490did we ever find out how his cheek got gouged out
>>220124392very odd
>>220124489attention seeking larper here's your (you)
>>220124478>schizobabbleMentally ill redditor.
I have a oval shape face
>>220124485Supposed to be a good employer tbf. Application process is quite lengthy though. While back I looked at an application for a signaller position and it was taking hours to get through, filling out box after box about why you want to be a signaller etc. I don't care about that shite I just want a comfy well paying job.
>>220124500you gonna answer this one? >>220124422
>>220124502round me
Done an absolutely thunderous shite.
upstairs neighbours have commenced argument-toil bright and early today
>>220124495Still reading my posts, eh?You're a pussy brainwashed by the other freaks on reddit.
diego acts like this too
>>220124422>>220124509A week ago.Now answer this: Are you or have you ever been a redditor?
mad how the washing machine timer just flat out lies
made lunch for the bf x
>>220124517get the broom out
>>220124538cor, bit gay
>>220124532nowhen was the first time you attended church?
post the webm
>>220124538looks lush that
sir poo scream
>>220124551Liar. As I suspected.
arse chebs bums and willards
>>220124564when was the first time you attended church?
sir spin cycle
>>220124578Liar.
why do pompous little freaks like this always come to our thread
thoughts?
>>220124579excellent weather for getting a washing dried, this
>>220124552
>>220124584>>220124584>>220124584
>>220124554new fetish just unlocked
