yank larper edish
>>220124584
>>220124583genuinely never had a reddit account in my lifewhy can't you just tell us when you first attended church? is it because it was last month or something?
switching to vaping has really made me appreciate how stinky cigarettes are
>>220124587pretty sick ngl
>>220124614
>>220124625Liar.
>>220124614>the hand signal at 0:17
>>220124643brainless faggot larperreal christians would hate you
>>220124656Seethe.
definitely think he's just a troll at this point
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
morning all
black pussy CHANGED rorke's da
what washing machine manufacturers fail to grasp is that I know better than them how much punishment the machine can take and thus how much washing to overfill the drum with
>>220124698meanwhile leftypol's two dads
>>220124698kekdo you have the webm of the bloke wearing the african shirt dancing in his living room?
>>220124725no x
How many of you have not had a drink in the past month?
>>220124749that's the one!
>>2201247508 days for me.
washed my hair with conditioner and its all softwearing silky shorts with no underwear so my cock is brushing against the materialnipples are a little hard because its coldfeeling zesty
>>220124750last drink was boxing dayim 31 now and just cant hack hangovers any more
>>220124750I get on the cans every sunday so no not me>>220124769not even a single glass of wine?
i want to be touched inapropriately
Never understood these streamers just watching someone else's YouTube vids and providing very little on top. It's blatant copyright infringement but they act like it's a good thing because they're giving "exposure" to the video.Fuck off nigger, you know it's infringement because you'd never stream a movie and provide your "commentary" because you know you'd get BTFO.Fucking hate big streamers, they're all parasitic lazy cunts
>>220124775>not even a single glass of wine?nah, having a year off completely to sort myself out lad
>>220124791surely one glass of rioja won't hurt....
Katherine Jenkins, yes or no?
>>220124796well, when you put it like that...
>>220124775What's your go-to beer then?
had a bumble date last night and it turned out she wasn't drinking so she basically watched me get more and more pissed. think i offended her at some point. we shall not be continuing our courtship.
>>220124750i'm drinking water right now
>>220124800my dad loves her
oh no we need to stop this 'genocide'
just finished night shift so i'm having a beer before bed even though it feels very evil and wrong to do so
>>220124761are you still riding motorcycles n shit
I've been raped
centrist dad: *shits pants*rorke: you've just shit yourselfleftypol: *sniffs* yeah, rorke's rights centrist dad: ha, if both sides are criticising me I must be right!
>>220124803I'm a cider lad and I drink thatchers and inchs
>>220124817not shown: her 5'4 four inch cock elliott rodger brother
>>220124838gay australian bruce: eats the poo
it's over for rorke
>>220124858(my ears prick up but i pretend not to hear you)
its over for porke
just saw this and it made me ifunny all over the place
moring lads hows it foing
wardine be cry
>>220124904he wrote the 题 wrong now it looks like 是页
>>220124778just touch yourself
arranged marriages are the solution incels manosphere, ageing population, fertility crisis, housing crisis and so much more
>>220124830I have a couple but I'm not riding much these days. Bit of anhedonia
any little yankee doodle man in
>>220124932not the same
might ask my lovely mummy to make me navy pasta
>>220124937and a jai shree raam to you too sir
i do go to the bbc website more now that they are more click baity so fair play to them
>>220124919right well that's ifunny ruined then, their reputation down the drain now
>>220124950why does rorke hate browns so much when they're the most rorkish cultures of all (religion, family, conservatism)
yearning for the day Israel make their ultimate aims clear instead of just firing rockets into their neighbours every few days
woke up too early. not had enough sleep. going to be tired all day now.
watching youtube and tiktok videos about things is more entertaining than actually doing things
me when i catch rorke
>>220124973you can sleep now
>>220124965it's clearly written in the protocols of the elders of zion
>>220124976this, so much this
>>220124961Why does leftypol love them?
>>220124961>uh why dont christians and muslims team up dont they both hate gay people?classic leftypol lack of nuance
>>220124943Go to sleep
>I drink cider Ooof. Be a lot cooler if you didn't.
>>220124991leftypol loves all because he's a good person
going to the mall with my meemaw
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1774043145330678.webm
>>220125018use /wsg/ next time
>>220125018white people be like my dog rides in my helicopter with me
I’m literally broke as fuck but I spend money like I’m rich I don’t know what’s wrong with me it’s an addiction or something I can’t help myself
Just did something wholesome and chungus
Todays eats>breakfastNothing>lunchNothing>dinner5 beers, 7 cigarettes, an Asian hotpot full of noodles and prawns and fish tofu
evens i order a fry from the local delivery service like a runt odds i starve
it's raining
>>220124965
>>220125044what beers
no it's sunny
>>220125047No it’s not
>>220125045reroll
I swear I'm living in a fucked up crazy world, the news says that energy bills will go up because of Strait of Hormuz shenanigans but my energy company just emailed to say that energy bills will go DOWN
>>220125054Local hazy IPA
zeroes i drink drive to the shops and burn my house down trying to cook the suasages and eggs
>>220125044your poo tomorrow will be apocalypticone time I had hotpot the night before an exam and almost missed it because I spent half an hour in a random public toilet on the way there
>>220125072rank
>>220125069they're lying to you
>>220125080It was free so whatever *shrug*
>>220125050how Leftypol sees themselves since they think they are a woman and that but they are still snatching up children because they are also paedo
>>220125069might be going down now but will rise again in the colder months like it always does
>>220125069they won't go up for a few months because of the way that fuel is purchased months and months in advance or something
I know you lot don't watch anime but i saw a clip from that one piece live action and it looks so fucking stupid i have no idea how anyone thought that anything from that show would translate well into real life
>>220125078My poo is always apocalyptic mate.
feel like pure shitthink i might have kidney diseasegoing to spend the day indoors on the 'chan todaymaybe set up an ero game of The Chase on my local AI modelget bradley to sexually punish whoever gets caught
Can you help us find Iziah?Iziah, aged 14, was last seen in Lewisham, about 3.30pm yesterday (Friday 20 March 2026.
Just laughed like the Joker for a second there, felt all twisted and fucked up in the mind
POV I tell you I'm bringing beers over and I pull out a Coors Banquet (stubby bottle) and hand it to you. Your response?
Nah I need to lock in for summer fr I hate my body
>>220125119to me that would just be a normal laugh to do because of how fucked up and twisted my daily joker life is
>>220125110more likely you have brain disease if that's how you get your sick kicks
>>220125124wow cody bro that's totally radical dude i never thought i'd see one in person
>>220125124thanks
>>220125124"beers" are high oestrogen and make you grow man-tits and a giant bellyreal men drink cider
guess who’s going to Wembley tomorrow? This guy
>>220125133this is the next stephttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrAXRSBv-co
what lagers should I get?
>>220125154if you're naturally low t enough that a few beers make you grow tits you're ngmi
>>220125155are you one of the famous gay gooners of arse anal
>>220125163gay porn ones because you're gaydunelm
>>220125154cider is too sugaryfeels like i’m drinking a pint of coke once every now and again is lovely but cannot do a full night on the ‘ders
>>220125119>>220125133>>220125160https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sogmas7sbk
Have you seen Isabelle?The 15-year-old was last seen at Dandenong Railway Station around 5pm on 18 March.
>>220125172That is me yes
>>220125163imported vb
>>220125184i could of saved her
*muttering like a goblin* dunelm dunelm dunelm he's dunelm heheheheee
>>220125135we've all got to have a little escape valve mate.>>220125180mate get a bloody dry cider. none of that thatcher's rubbish. find some nowhere village in somerset and rob the bastards of their cider. guarantee it'll be bloody lovely mate.
>>220125184why are you spending your saturday evening like this
Popped a card and a small gift to my neighbours for Eid-al-Fitr and look what they’ve just brought round. This is spectacular. How lovely.
now why'd you wanna go and put stars in their eyes?
for me it’s thiswreck the hoose juicecommotion lotiona bottle of “what the fuck you lookin at”
more of a 2 guy myself but 3 is acceptable
>could of
love leffe it’s all i drink now
>>220125213congrats on catching diarrhea off them
>>220125194*have
>>2201252194 or 5 for me. but otherwise 1 or 2 are very respectable. bloody sun is awful. get rid of the prick
reminder that 5th april looms get your ISA maxxed out or you'll end up a poorfag roaming the streets of middlesbrough looking for dogends to smoke
>>220125226is that a grinchpaul baby
>>220125183ktim
he killed 16 britposters
>>220125234how many times does it take for you idiots to learn the use of idiomatic dialogue
>>220125230everyone paying the extra for leffe in spoons is an alcoholic
>>220125215ahhh bucky everyone I know who drinks this are actually alcoholicsone of them went with me and some mates to the park and he proceeded to down a full bottle of bucky and throw up on somebody's dog all before 5pm
>>220125219do they wear clothes beneath 1 and 2 or are they naked below the vanity bags?
>>220125259why would alcoholics wants less booze for their money
buckfast and milk the ulster champagne
>>220125208he has no one to touch him
Council tax is going up 5% I'm raging I'm fuming I'm going feral that's an extra £9 a month
>>220125214tonight matthew i'm going to beROY ORBISON
just remembered the welsh lass i'd watch the chase with back in unifucks sake im bloody depressed nowgoing to fuck finally do it now there's no going back from this
extremely dissapointed with my headphones purchase. I ordered a slightly different version of the ones I wanted to buy because they weren't in stock, but now they're in stock and they're cheaper and would've arrived earlier and now I'm stuck with this piece of shit I didn't want. actually feel devastated, feel like crying.
>>220125275to be authentic it has to be breast milk
>>220125253*idiotic dialogue
>>220125285>I appear from behind the Stars in their Eyes door in a Michael Jackson costume that is offensive to both black and white people>I open my mouth to sing and Matthew Kelly shoots me in the heart with a crossbow
>>220125274no idea ask the geezers buying leffe 4 or 5% beer isnt enough for them oh no they have to have the big 6.6% for another £2.50
>>220125286Where was she from
remember NFTs? What was that all about then
i just found out donald trump is a gr@pist oh thats not-
>>220125285candy coloured clown they call the sandman
>>220125335south but like welsh first language south, not anglified-sloppa southsomewhere near pen y fan
>>220125347baffling
>>220125274Ah yes alcoholics, definitely not a race famed for drinking the highest percent of alcohol possible in smaller measures to get as shitfaced as possible as quickly as possible
watch QI and Would I Lie to You with Mumsies every night
randy walters is a son of a bitchoooooooooooooooo-ooothats why i fucked his wife and got fil-thy richoooooooooooooooooo-ooo
ah yesthe "race" of alcoholics
5%How am I supposed to do an extra £9 a month bro
>>220125286there was a cute girl at uni that straight up asked me out and I dropped my spaghetti and just avoided her for the rest of the yearthat was the last time I ever had direct romantic interest from a female and it was 6 years ago
>>220125347bizarre
showed my granddad this and he started cryingsaid he hasn't felt pride like this since we won the first world war
>>220125365don't think they're a race
a small misstep for a man, a giant tumble for my psyche
>>220125366thank you for supporting the British television industry
>>220125308done him
blud thinks alcoholics are a race
>>220125366ever... you know... up the... you know what?
>>220125388not gonna pal the demiurge does this to us on purposei had similar on a night out with the welsh lass but i autism garbled my words and somehow gave her the impression i was gay & attracted to her mate
>>220125394they are im one and a noble people we are
>>220125385>>220125394theyre called pikeys lad
>Ah yes
>>220125443scryng
>>220125197seethe
>>220125429That's what we do afterRight in mummy's poochute
diego posted like three times yesterday
>>220125430one day it will go right for us lad, we just have to stay positive
going back home from competitiontoil, still placed in the back fucking hell
>>220125438pikey is the race alcoholic is the class it's in the next menu
>>220125352Nice
need to get a new job now that the toilfu is leaving. she was the only thing that could raise my spirits
older bloke was obviously staring at my arse in town earlier
>>220125505Bro thinks this is Snapchat or something
hello you absolute legends
noticing that i am subconsciously a bit racist in my public sector public facing rolei am listening and learning though
>>220125543
>>220125541In my industry the average age is like 58So I deal with old gay pervs a lot
told myself I wouldn't wank today and I'm already browsing milf porn at 09:30
>>220125545I remember a crossover episode with The Teletubbies but whenever I google it nothing shows up. Is this another case of the Mandingo effect?
chest hurtswoke up needing to piss at 2ameyes hurtshoulder hurtsfeel thirsty but just had a piss keep itchingthink i might have to go and watch the chase
>>220125558i am very racist in my public sector role if i see a foreign name on the case i endeavour to help them as little as possible
>>220125505Horsebjorg status?
sir drop shipper
my twice daily wank habit has graduated to thrice dailythis can't be healthy
>the Mandingo effect
>>220125566Why'd you apply for a job in the old gay perv industry then?
>>220125612Me always been on three day habitConstantly like a caged monkey
>>220125603i think its alright granted you balance it outwas very nice to this sade looking lady a year back
another cuppa?don't mind if I do
feeling EXTRA racist today
good morning i hate women
I'm totally niggered brobig pig nigger style brotitty nigger
>>220125642Given me my first dysphoric feeling of the day :/
>>220125608he did alri, bit tired but in good spirits
I don't respect the islamic religionI think it's a stupid belief system
i stared at some black tits the other day
why are white women so evil?
i wanna go get an energy drink but the sun makes me feel like shit & rash uppiss takegonna have some shitty instant coffee instead
>>220125642those legs are insane
be nice
there's these two fat, ugly, old (50-55), bogan women at toil who both constantly bang on about shagging
>>220125603Good lad. Private sector runt myself, i deliberately ignore all cases I have to deal with from foreigners and non-white people. I have a huge backlog of all kinds of mohammed and ngubus in my in-tray I simply haven't touched
my mandingo effect is remembering i had a big penis but when i look down... nothing
>>220125679prefer me instant coffee, with a dash of milk, like the little freak of a man i am
>>220125679morning doktor mouse
havent opened my blinds in 3 weeks
>>220125714what kind of name is sony antonsen?
>>220125642sigh*surreptitiously googles nudeography.com*
>>220125735grow up mate
>>220125655>>220125657exquisite posts
leg insanity
>>220125751grow up
> Stephen King posted in an equestrian group on Facebook based in another part of the country, asking if they had stables he could rent out for a photoshoot.> One woman responded and was then sent alarming messages by the 27-year-old, including requests to be treated like a horse and to be whipped, fed and even tacked like one. He also asked about getting humiliated by someone sexually and asked to take part in poo picking at the stables.God help us. This is what happens when society turns their back on God
it's mad when you realise women wear skirts for the same reason trannies want to wear them . sexual degeneracy
>>220125762…mouse?
>>220125757fight me dog cunt
>>220125762The child gangbang he wrote in his book should have been a red flag.
was really hoping that post was about the real Stephen Kingdisappointed
>>220125746im not the scabby rash covered fucker. have a bath
>>220125695would prefer that to my experience, which is working with young attractive lasses that also constantly bang on about shagging, reminding me it's something I'll never get
>>220125743https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZa6tpq6Wzo
Dandelion and Burdock weather this
>>220125781you need to seek help, this isnt normal
leftypol salivating at the possibility of tearing all this down and replacing it with high density housing
>>220125773Why would he want to fight your dog?
i'm fucked up on moonsugar and skooma
>Dandelion and Burdock weather this
>>220125700>>220125603fellow slightly racist public sector brosfor me it's being passive aggressive and unhelpful to all the albanian and paki prisoners
> Tory ex-Home Secretary Priti Patel BLOCKED the FBI from quizzing Andrew over Epstein Um
>>220125806leftypol leaving a snarky comment of the pic “giving whitecode”
i don't deserve to get random 3-dayers for completely trumped-up charges with no warning just because the janny is a petty power-tripping retard who will never have sex
remember when the entire world banned fracking because of one video where some australian lit a match hovering over a swamp and it caught fire and nobody mentioned the fact methane is produced naturally in those environments and had nothing to do with fracking
>>220125829maybe its a sign you need to grow up and act your age little boy
>>220125832plot twist: it was his farts
our bases are getting bombed by eyeran Why didn’t we just do what Spain did ffs
>>220125832world’s gone mad hasn’t it
>Day 22 of the 48-hour Special Combat Operation
>>220125823not gonna lie i think suella braverman is way fitter than boring old patel
>>220125841>make post where i mention trolling>wasn't trolling, only mentioned it>3 dayer for "troll posts"that's it. that's literally what happened
>>220125829learn to evade bans faggot
>>220125866i have a 4chan pass, can't evade with that, the real punishment is getting stuck doing these ridiculous captchas like a common peasant
when I was a child my mum told me there was a tribe somewhere who had sex by lying on their backs and pushing their feet against each other
>>220125861You obviously haven’t seen Patels BUNDA then
>>220125863did nothing but “troll post” yesterday and it was fine, dunno what you did lad
>>220125848probably because america is a fourth reich
>exercise and diet consistently for 6 months>decide to go out and have a drink>end up drinking daily for 3 weeks and eating nothing but take awayback to square 1 lads waheeyyi have totally arsed everything up yet again
love watching black women suck and slobber on a BWC. seeing them salivate before a thick, veiny, triumphant BWC slides down the back of her throat, choking her and seeing her eyes roll back in her head in ecstasypeng lush x4
Annoys me how the UK is still ridiculously vulnerable to any external market shock. An absolute joke of a country ruled by inept retards that listen to retards who scream the loudest
>>220125265yes but with autism shoes or degenerate western trainers because that's something they can express fashion withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwETdLOGBKQ
>>220125895i mentioned the act of trolling by name and that was like catnip for the janny's autism i suppose
kek that's incels done
>The UK has agreed to allow the US to use British basesutterly, royally cucked country
what's noel edmunds up to these days
>>220125924if we'd depopulated South Africa, India and East Africa and created a 100% White British Federation, we would be a self-sufficient global power.
>>220125936Rorke is typing...
>>220125882>paying for a pass>still have to do captchas>still getting bannedHAHAHA stupid little rodent
>>220125928feel like the rules on trolling are a bit vague tbqh
>>220125936if anything she looks cuter withoutnot a fan of the stripey hair though
>>220125925the whole anti burka argument went out the window the moment our women started using athleisure as daily wear. looking like a post box is more dignified than having your bum crack and fanny sculpted in public and still pretending to everyone you're discrete
>>220125937But also refusing to get involved in the actual war. Doesn’t make any sense
>>220125951no they're very clear. there is a defined list of things you cannot post, such as the ponies, the mice, the peters, the dragons, the aris, the horses, and the "sir poo roar"s
i'm from RORiKEstead
>>220125949yep i definitely won't be renewing if this is how they're going to treat me, a paying customerso janny can go ahead and explain that one to his superiors>>220125951"troll posts" and "off-topic" are what they like to get you with if they're in a pissy mood and feel like taking it out on you even though those descriptions could be attributed to more than half of the posts on /brit/
Getting the daily dose of:Warren Balogh and Eric Striker (WarStrike)Professor JiangMark CollettSurvive the JiveThe Golden OneRichard the FourthMillennial WoesAgoraDespot of AntrimThomas Sewell
>>220125937the bases are US bases anyway
I'm pleased to announce I will be launching my new podcast The Rest Is Poo next Thursday
>>220125962>things you cannot post, such as […] the horses oh fuck
>>220125642imagine the calfjobs
>>220125973Erif Striker and Survive the Jive are decent. The Golden One used to be funny.
>>220125936no twitterno reddit
listening to a niche little 'cast called cumtown myself
>>220125937
>>220125955if they choose to but forcing rules is also dumb. burqas are the full left one here though >>220125219 and very few people support them. saudi arabia doesnt require women to wear 2 anymore but most still do, even in tourism roles
>>220125936shes cute in both pics
lewis come in overlewis come in over
>>220126038*sinks it with a russian nuke torpedo*
>>220126038There are no American bases in Wales that picture is certified CAP
remember when we had audio webms on the sharty that was fun
>>220126061incomprehebnsbieble
hacked russia’s nukes to be fired and land down me bunghole
>>220126038yeah but yanks are Anglos too, so it's just like the kids coming back home innit
>>220126088
might go to Chester to watch one of these take off
>>220126081honestly did enjoy having emojis available on there
>>220126061kid named over 0.o
do you remember when lewis posted his instagraph on here
>>220126104no way that monstrosity can actually fly
should I go watch Project Hail Mary at the Kinoplex?
>>220126104how many niggas can they fit on that beastie?
>>220126104what a repulsive looking plane
>>220126081We have audio webms here:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1773371862950301.webm
*walks to the shops with my big boobs*
>>220126142yeah but I had to click twice to play that
>>220126142*aquatic_ambience by Scizzie*
>>220126130>>220126141it's called beluga.. do a think
>>220126154um
>>220126158I didn't have to click at all because I'm not a retard.
>>220126165um they’re actually aquatic animals not flying ones though??
>>220126039so you're anti choice now. why dont you live over there if you hate liberal democracy
meal deal for breakfast
anyone ever tried heated tobacco? saw loads of people using it in japan
>>220126171Go eat your fucking eggs
>>220126142i forgot about the ps2 tv remotes. what a nostalgia trip
wankard pooser
>>220126186prefer me niccy pouch
>>220126138just the pilot
>>220126202>>220126202>>220126202
>>220126104big boi
