Aussies edish
The UK should pay reparations for the Boer genocide.
thoughts on chinese calvinist ? https://youtu.be/2AHraD9Mq80
Rachel Dolezal sex arse
>>220129649the entire west should pay reparations to the boers and help them reclaim south africa
Liverpool taking an arse raping as expected
>>220129652yeah i dont drink or smoke. all my old colleagues (30+ people) are shocked when i dont tell them that im gonna spend my weekend getting pissed & coked up
Millennials drinking and smoking in their younger years and having a great timeZoomers staying in their smelly bedrooms instead, watching their favourite streamers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__MUf2Qv6_U
>/brit/'s so called "free-thinkers" when it's time to move to the new
>>220129670That's antisemitic and opposes western Anglo-Saxon capitalism by implying ethnic groups have a right to an independent existence
bloatmaxxed and burdenpilled
>>220129682Bro is going to turn 32 and then marry a woman with a mulatto son
yo senpai y dis unc who 10 years older than me look older than me
>>220129680I'll bet they are indeed lad. Dead shocked the neeky virgin guy who keeps to himself is just having another quiet one maybe get an early night yeah good stuff mate well you have a good one yeah?
>>220129680they can’t envision having fun without substances it’s wild
the anglo-chinese
>>220129689ROARING
>>220129689who claimed to be a free thinker
>>220129680>>220129682>>220129723>>220129730change the channel marge
burst my susan boyle jacksie
>>220129746lmaoooothat's our lachy
im pon de puter real pussyclart seen?
third poo of the day coming out like half melted aero bars
10 years ago everyone would go out on the weekend it wasn’t even a question you’d just ask people at toil where they were going tonight. Bet it’s not like that anymore, most of the clubs round here closed
I'm down if she's clown
>>220129680No but for real my millennial colleagues walk around all week looking so tired and depressed, were they like this when they were my age too? Was life just way more depressing 20 years ago tf happened to them lol
>>220129773Corrrrr
>>220129776that’s honestly so grim. I’m glad poisoning ourselves every weekend has stopped being normalised with my generation
honestly think that pub culture was shit, but being replaced with nothing isn't ideal
It’s bad luck to kill a gull, they’re the souls of sailors reincarnated
>>220129776shut up that literally never happened at my toil even 10 years ago
just sucked off a Wispa
>>220129790Depends on how old they are. 35 is an inflection point I've noticed.
>>220129836might go the asda and buy a lion bar
>>220129835maybe you were a top neek? That was very normal behaviour
might go to africa and buy a lion
>>220129830why'd you spill yer beans lad
Off out to the park with the kidsWill be beach weather soon I reckon
Never had a pint in the pub, considered doing it randomly while out on a walk but got intimidated by all the noiseOne day lads, one day
>>220129860'
feeling sick and nauseous again. think im going to stop the wegovy, at least for a couple of weeks.
>>220129867do you have anyone you could go with?
>>220129835it does its just you don't get invited
>>220129851Yes unc 10 years ago when you were in university you went to parties more often nobody is disputing that
>>220129879Nope, at best it would be my brother but I wouldn't particularly want him to come
don't even like beer. I'm a cider man. Cider tastes like fizzy apple juice
milennial voice: HaHa, I really am a chopped uncle aren't I? Epic fail!
never cut myself but was friends with loads of cutters
I’m actually going pub with a load of the toil lot next week, need to convince the fit ginger girl that’s been messaging me on slack lately to come. Not that I’m not a 33 year old man with a gf and a mortgage no not at all
interpol went to shit after the antics of paul dickopf
>>220129867go to a spoons with a beer garden and order on the appget a meal that comes with a pintyou don't have to interact with anyone
>>220129882I said toil mate incase you missed it
>>220129907got bad ones on my arms which I'll never show anyone so will never seek a relationship
my best friend from school is now a millionare youtuber, no jokehe asked me to do a video with him when he first started but I thought it was cringeoh well
what’s funny is the uncs crashing out in here cos we drink less than them were the losers in high school/uni who never went out so they’re lamenting a past they weren’t even a part of loool
>>220129649Such a pointless brother war all because Cecil Rhodes wanted more money
>>220129882>zoomer reading comprehensionput down the tiktok sometime zoom zoom
>>220129910>work night out
>>220129867this. might just start drinking by myself at home, but i dont know what to start with. feel like i want to drink east asian beer and american liquor, but thats not exactly specific
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_of_Great_Britainoh my days that is loads
didnt know if you could just turn up at the post office counter in the shop with an item and say could you post this so out of awkwardness i bought a full book of stamps and a packet of envelopes to send my old passport away
>>220129976Wonder if the wife in in there haha
>>220129968>drinking by yourself at homektim for the last decade
>>220129943Damn. That's sad as fuck you were working 10 years ago and still posting here >>220129961Same as above
mad how they’re all so fast and can jump really high
>/brit/ learned the word unc only a year or two late lads
>>220129617
dad told me that blokes sharing their mrs's is more common than I'd think, said he's never understood it.
>popping out to the shop>gf wants to come>been waiting to leave for 15 minutes
>>220129984can't find her, try this onehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pig_breeds_originating_in_England
>>220130010how common do you think it is for reference?
>>220130028why'd he do that then
>>220130010There isn't much to understand, the people who do it are exactly what you'd expect.
>>220130002they're bloody heroes so they are
>>220130029I just leave without announcing
>>220130029is she doing a big poo
>>220130038No, but there is a picture of you in there, you cheeky swine
>>220130042screm
>>220129743fucking corr would scran all their arses
who does mousey have to win the champions league?
The average zoomers male in 2030Girlfriend and him have no children and won't have their first child until she's 37Makes £40 thousand a year together Lives in a multiethnic rural village
>>220130039like 1 in 100 people, less?
>>220130029I know you’re not capping cos this is my life
>Businessman and construction graft whistleblower Jason Poon released on bail after fraud arrest
>>220130010>>220130045Overheard a woman at toil saying she's going on a couples holiday just her, her man, the fella's boss and the boss' wife.maybe I'm just pornsick but come on
>>220129993what do you drink anon
>>220130094why arent those thugs raping that big bunda
sisterberg said she's busy today but she's free to meet for lunch tomorrowi have no friends
>>220130042look like sum bout to start talm bout sum 'tupac > kendrik' lookin aaah
>>220130101shite tattoos
>>220130077Mousey is backing Liverpool for a 2005-style upset against the odds
my package is delayed for one week because some fucking RETARD at the sorting center sent it 1300 kilometers away from me when it was just hours away from my town
>>220130094um
>>220130114she fit?
>>220130127xbox stuck in Denmark is itmany such cases
>>220130002>nothing makes me proud of britianktim
>>220130087that's quite a lot of people
>>220130127how are you getting packages when your country is destroyed by war in ukraine
>>220130133not fit but not ugly
I honestly wouldn't really care if my gf had fun with other blokes, wouldn't want it to be known ofc. It's more an image thing.
a package delay can mean only one thingwar
>>220130127it has been rerouted because it has drugs in it/ expect a knock at the door
>>220130094bloke in front wants to know what happened to his Maroon 5 CD
Is bizarre how Chuck Norris was the one 2000s internet decided to mythologise He wasn't even that good of an actor
>>220130159As long as she brought home their hot salty seed in her snatch for me to dine on I'd be happy I reckon!
If you had a gf and you were engaged, but she didn't want to take your surname, how would you react?I wouldn't care about it but I wonder what you lot think
>>220129810zoomers are going to age like shit because they vape, theyre more into weed and other 'soft' drugs (or even hard stuff), they eat like shit and they drink shit like monster all the time. moisturising and having a skincare routine alone wont stop you from ageing badly if your other habits are dreadful.
>>220130002reckon all those votes are from rich people with private healthcare who like the idea of "socialist healthcare"because nobody who has ever used the NHS would be proud of it>weeks and weeks of waiting>spanish and polish nurses that can't speak english>underqualified doctors from nigeria >boomers taking up 95% of beds>a&e full of immigrants>billions of taxes and british people are put last for everything
>>220130177even when I was 10 years old I knew that Chuck Norris patter was absolutely honking reddit shite
>>220130181i would love it my surname is long and hard to spell
>>220130181I wouldn't get married and won't ever get a gf
>>220130181The wife took mine without any discussion. We've seen friends double barrel their names and I let it be known that it was stupid.
rorke having the shit kicked out of him by his girlfriend and when the police come she says it was reactive abuse and gets off Scot free
>>220130094that needs bbc clapped
>>220130106every night at 7pm ill start with 4 double vodkas in a measuring glass on their own then ill drink 4 beers or 5 at weekends over the next hour then hit the hay
>>220130187Wahey this is me!
>>220130213:(
>>220130197it predates reddit
these days autists are just gay
>>220130180genuinely gagged reading this
>>220130238that style of aspergers humour didn't pop into existence with the registering of the reddit URL
The worst thing is moving from a workplace where regular nights out and after work beers in the office was common to a company run by fat middle aged women who hire other fat middle aged women who all just want to go home at the end of the day.
i can't even have this
imagine /brit/ without australiamnsit twould be fucked
>>220130269this is impossible
>>220130280*lies down at your feet and gently kisses the toes in reverance*
>>220129979yeah just wait in line and say>I want to send this second classthey might ask what it is so make sure you have a good cover if its something dodgy
it's half time so i'm going to get my pans out and my chopping boards and hone my knife and prepare some spoons
>>220130187>TR
its coming upits coming upits coming upits coming upits coming upits coming upits DARE
>>220130327Rather you took your pants off
taking films recs for this afternoon if anyone has any
rorke's ideology utterly btfo by the existence of albinos and hermaphrodites
>>220130269black artists are absurd
>>220130187this a sload?
>>220130343UHHHHHH
>>220130370fucking shrieking
>>220130370heatherpaedoesque
>>220130365Brief Encounter
>>220130365Event Horizon (1997)
I WishIranstops BombingEveryone !!Love not war Ok ..
>>220130370
need my toes sucked
>>220130370loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>220129959Boers attacked first
>>220130407190 loves posting this
>>220130417black marge could get it
>>220130417This is what they took from us
>>220130417Mbeumo
retard. what you don't understand about skin colour is that it's MULTIGENICthere are literally hundreds of genes involved in determining how your skin looksso it's not just "your mums gene for skin colour + your dads gene for skin colour"now the dark-skin genes are DOMINANT meaning as soon as a black man has sex with a white woman, he will dominate 300+ genes for future generations, so everyone down the line will be dark skinnedwith some other features it's 50:50 because a single gene controls the trait, but when you have 300 genes, generations must pass before it is eradicated from the gene poolsame with hair colour btwthat's why pale skinned white blondes are disappearing VGH
>>220130417this homer looks like me
my feet smell like cheese and onion crisps
how come the bladder leak products that are clearly sold to elderly and disabled people feature young women in doing sports in them
>>220130417aren't the simpsons canonically part black now anyway
>>220130365Perceval le Gallois (1978)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10hThCCJCBI
>>220130417Margequisha sex arse
>>220130460so is peter griffin
>>220130445howlingMousey would love this
>>220130460since when
>>220130445loooool
why do they always make them look like that
>>220130432Why
umm danone
>>220130365Harold and Maude (1971)
patty and selma putting their cigarettes out on my penis
the tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAx6mYeC6pY
>>220130365tangled
sex with stewie
leftypol's job
feeling so tight like a g-string
just got done with psionic torture for the day
>>220130365excalibur (1981)
>>220130542um
>>220130542um hes a baby
>>220130042Love old coon knick knacks
>>220130542
>>220129617Why do ozzies suck off abos so much
rorke listing to the exact same songs on youtube on loop for the last 5-10 years(i am rorke)
>>220130365Con Air
>>220130458We need to go to the hood dimension Morty, we need to go buy some mothafuckin weed nigga
>>220130589the fact that there are black people who genuinely dub scenes like this and think it's good is hilarious
sex with maggie.......................................... smith
>>220130473peter griffin is part black but not american black because that episode came out before he found out his real dad was from ireland so still black just not a brotha
>>220130542nigga wat!!!!
I listened to this because it of this webm. It wasnt even post punk just some avante garde instrumental slop.
rorke getting a bbl and getting a squat routine sorted to distract all the bbcs from white women
>>220130575it's the other way around. white men love breeding with abos here. fucking runts are ruining the gene pool
>>220130589ROAR
>>220130608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vpx_ZlCw-o
I would describe my arse as "aggressively pooey"
>>220130483https://youtu.be/atAyN_SEvxU?t=311
rorke jigglin it and making leftypol notice
>zoomling newfag doesn't know swans
>>220130626
trying to establish a skin care routine but all it does is make my face blotchy and painful
Once tried clown meat when I visited New Guinea, it tasted funny
>>220130637s
>>220130630I used to talk to an Australian girl and i challenged them to find an attractive aboriginal and they never could
>>220130650>The uploaders SimpsonsonaWOAH MAMA
>>220130637https://youtu.be/1WW1eJazPVs?si=K0DsUEksd2uw54D_
>>220130650fucking hell
>>220130658Probably because theyre shit
>>220130365Drive (2011)
>>220130608>>220130636https://youtube.com/watch?v=vxaqcsXP2KE
y’all ever click an Instagram story and it was posted 20 seconds ago? Ye I was the first to view it stop shaming me
how long will it take for global warming to burn all australians to a crisp? sick of those freaks
>>220130696why are they like this
>>220130702ok plen
Experiencing interruptions?
> Cousins Born to Two Sets of Twins Are Genetically Siblingsnibbas planned to have sex at the same time you just know they switch up once in a while
not seen ziedy in a few daysmaybe he finally did it
>>220130696HE LYIN
>>220130708yeah but this one is clearly parody whereas people genuinely make them
>>220130710don't use instagram. tried to click on an instagram link once and it asked me to make a facebook account. so i've never been on it since.
she has now left me on read for approximately 12 hours
I AM LE DANGER
has angela white ever fucked an abo on cam?could be a porn idea, angela white and the 7 abo dwarfs in a gangbang
>>220130688This is her irl
>>220130731had a tantrum a couple days ago and got banned again
>>220130752kys escortmong
MY PANDABUY LEVIS
>>220130755she's done some real weird shit but no abo as far as i know
>>220130755bet she has shagged an abo at least once off cam
>>220130758he wasn't already banned/evading?janny....
>>220130753
to spoons of sugar in my tea because im sugar and sweet :)
>>220130752my gf sleeps 11 hours sometimes you might be fine
>>220130763no I'm not that freak, this is an actual girl I know not some prostitute
>>220130688Liberties were taken
>>220130779movie.
>>220130757tfw no simpson wife
>>220130779scr
>>220130195glad i get to see my "usual GP" who is a white lad
>>220130659might go to afganistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2IEdg7F-GM
>>220130779im jealous of the glitz
>>220130783is she a cat?
>>220130757Mad how if this were a bloke autistically obsessed with the Simpsons they'd be seen as a weird neek and almost certainly wouldn't have anywhere near the same following
>>220130683they'll only ever show you half or quarter bloods, and even then...
>>220130621thought swans was cancelled because michael gira were a rapist
With how anticlimactic most of these announcements are from her, I'm guessing either:1. A very dull ad opportunity.2. A very dull event invite to something Ruby has no genuine interest in.3. Ruby discovered what she believed was a new species of bird in her back yard, but it was just a chicken that Mummy Granger drunkenly spilled paint on.
homer bimpson
>>220130805the best part of these videos is the several watermarks all over them
bruh what the fuck is that brainrot he's posting
>>220130784i apologise for my violent language
>>220130659How come these afghan men dont come here ?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774101488023759.mp4
>>220130832need to see her on facialabuse with a 5 inch cock rammed down her throat
getting indian aura farming instagram reels nowthey have a very distinct way of typing
>>220130783is that after the bull has properly seen her good?
>>220130839there are actually interesting and amusing things being postedjust roll with it
You've basically got to buy the expensive Swiss stuff now. Cadbury recently had a scandal over their formula
our dina
rorke redpilling the morrison's delivery man
flat smells like poo poos
>>220130832uglylooks haggard at 25
>>220130850he has that shit on 2bh
>>220130861imagine running from her and looking over your shoulder to see THAT
>>220130757>>220130789for me it's the time she bragged about being in the show itself because a character in a meta episode just happened to look like her simpsona, then one of the showrunners said they'd literally never even heard of her
got the Keep the Customer Satisfied by Simon & Garfunkel on
>>220130832why do so many females dress like children?
quit caffeine cold turkey 1st January 400mg a day. Testing myself with a bottle of coke right now, the world has been so miserable ever since
>>220130878scary
>>220130850Only a black person would be like this woman
>>220130883i'd ask for a selfie
>>220130850got that shit on tbf
>>220130832she's so fucking gorgeous! i'd sell my soul for a Ruby gf bros
>>220130850>a place in the uk>i could tellno you couldn't you dumb fucking harlot
>>220130888why not just have one cup of coffee a day
>>220130850Why does he sound like John Goodman
>>220130861asher-smith? i hardly know her
>>220130887how do you want them to dress
>>220130914Marfa MOGS her
>>220130878pls stop posting the scary horse
nicotine pouches from the turkish shops taste absolutely vile like gone off sockswhat the fuck are they doing to them?they're not expired and definitely have nicotine in them. also legit checked the barcodewhat could it be? storage conditions?
considering a 'scort at this point ladswhat's it like?
>>220130948Didnt she get fat? I used to have pics of her and her massive chebs
>>220130939i don't get it but i'm laughing
>>220130974rare
feel like pure shitmight have a nap and a wankmaybe do some pushups later and watch the chase
>>220130974friggin sexy
>>220130974right well that's not allowed
>>220130974You can't.
>>220130969shagging is only good with someone you know and build a connection with may as well have a wank if you're paying for a shag
>>220130974pone
most beautiful day of the year so far and i'm spending it in my room on brit
>>220130988big Saturday is it? Meanwhile all the bigger boys are out meeting women
>>220131012went the shop to get some sun but doing the same now nowt else to do is there
we're all going to watch sonic 4 yeah?
>>220131012>>220131025that okayx
>>220131003absolutely untrue. One night stand is superior, conquering an unknown women is as good as it gets. Or are you a women?
>>220130952
>>220131018not sure why they'd wanna do that
>>220131033love how the main characters are all famous actors and then tails is just the actual voice actor
>>220131033jim carrey in it?
>>220131048oh dear
>>220130969can anyone not gay answer this please?
>>220131061yh
Theres a new captcha and it honestly defeats my tiny brain
>>220131085>>220131085>>220131085
>>220131081then yea
lads
>>220131080you're in the wrong thread honey x
>>220131012ktim, cant even bring myself to watch a movie/read a book. mental how im too retarded to even have hobbies
