brit
need to clean my grotty flat todayno more excuses
>>220131085minimalist edition
one go at being alive and you’ve got people here choosing to spend it as a virgin, bloody mental
lads.
>>220131122not me ive had sex aha!
>>220131111ktim every weekend for the last 4 months
>>220131122pot calling the kettle a nigger
>>220131122I didn't choose it
>>220131085bri£
eating cold unpeeled carrots right out of the fridge
the hash browns packet reckons 8-12 minutes in the airfryer at 180C for frozen hash browns. my arse 8-12 minutes. I'm doing them for 23
>>220131122i never asked for this
>>220131122not a virgin also i didn't choose to be herei was sent here
>>220131147your life as it is today is a direct result of every choice you’ve ever made
>>220131141scrym
>>220131152eh whats up doc type shi
>>220131153nah 15 is plenty for hash browns in the friar
>>220131153cook them on a pan its peng
people at the park workout today started using my bands without permission. it not right
>>220131152bro is a horse
Ruby Granger forcefully fisting my arse
i want to go home
>>220131202horses dont have fridges
>>220131205one of her thumbs will do
>>220131174no it fucking isn'tlife is a direct result of your genetics and your parents not being uselessagency is an illusion
>>220131184I'm not fucking about with your poof white in the middle hash brownsI'm going full gold crunchy, suck my dick, you don't know shit
>>220131153i got frozen fries that say 5 minutes in the air fryer which is bollocks as ive had them in at least 10 minutes before they start looking edible
>>220130940>how do you want them to dressshe could wear something more suitable for her age. maybe a smart pair of trousers and a t shirt or polo shirt, with a fleece jacket or smart jumper if it's cold...something a normal adult female would wear, not that childish costume
>house cleaned >bedsheets washed and on the line drying>dishes done>floor mopped right now back to grimy wanking in the bedroom and watching tiktoks until its time for alcohol
>>220131219
>>220131246it's 2pm how is it not already time for alcohol
(rorke being shown rorschach test pictures)black cock... black cock... paki vape shop... black cock
>>220131230you do you nigga show me your crusty ass burnt hash browns when they're done and I'll spend the next 23 minutes picking the perfect laughing bradley for it
>>220131205Wanked a few times to the thought of fucking her missionary while she fingers my arsehole with her middle finger
>>220131276Got to be 5pm not a savage
>>220131284Rorke be like >ok now do one for leftypol
>>220131221your make up is a direct result of your genetics What you choose to do with it is your choice That’s we see all different people of all colours and creed be successful
gonna do like 400 squats today trust mewill just have a wank and a nap first
>>220131284s
>>220131219shes minging
>>220131313lower strength day for me todaycba I think I'm just going to play playstation instead
(leftypol being shown rorschach test pictures)black cock... black cock... nigerian engineer... black cock... muslim doctor... black cock
>>220131284howl
>>220131311>That’s we see all different people of all colours and creed be successfulno we don'tsuccessful people tend to look the same
>>220131199now that i think about it i stopped running every weekend because people started using the quiet road i used to run on. mad that im actually a genuine incel
>>220131301https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llUthem yanks are alright sometimes lad >>220131327im just gonna do squats cause i cba to go outside
me
>>220131348:3
>>220131329(camera zooms out to reveal rorke muttering to himself in a padded cell imagining this while doctors with clipboards take notes)
Man, I'm feeling like a Rockstar
>>220131348patriciasmithfemcel i love you
>>220131340not the same at all situation at all is it?
>>220131338Success is relative If you’re ugly, you could make a TikTok account about how you’re ugly and you’ll gain admiration and moneyFilms need ugly actors Ugly people still manage to reproduce There are spastic men in wheelchairs with hot girlfriends Life is about working with what you’ve been given
cant wait for the first fpv drone kill footage with an american soldier
>>220131378does he coach him to not be a fat indian incel or something
fucking hell that's hotwant to sniff her arse so badly
looking at nomos watches
>>220131343Not a single blackamore in that video
>>220131378>Alpha M>shorter than random grandmas in the mall
>>220131404EWWWW
I give off Rockstar Incel vibes
>>220131290Here they are 15 minutes inpale, miserable, compliant to the touch like a woman (gay), patheticBack in the friar they've gone for another 8 minutes where they will get gold, strong, resilient
fmnl
>>220131404probably smells of sweaty poo
>>220131384Kek i read it like that too. Mindbroken
>>220131392hed be like dude cody im deadass gonna frickin die
>>220131423go white boy go
>>220131436ooh madone got a stiffy now
>>220131388>Success is relativeit just isn't is it>If you’re ugly, you could make a TikTok account about how you’re ugly and you’ll gain admiration and moneyno you can't>Films need ugly actorsno they don't>Ugly people still manage to reproduceno they don't>There are spastic men in wheelchairs with hot girlfriendsno there aren't
>>220131439srom
Feeling like a rockstarFeeling like an incel
>>220131385i can just feel the incel vibes from your post
>>220131451that’ll be enough out of you braindead boy, obviously not up to the task of peeking outside of your delusion
chilling in my incel bedroom while the demonic rape entities descend upon me
>>220131466i love when animals are friends
who is diego garcia and why do so many people want to attack him
>>220131466
>>220131466love this post
alright been browsing 4chan in loops for the past 6hoursthink its time for me to get up, do some squats, have a wank, have a nap, then browse the 'chan for a little bit
eating poo
>>220131466why do horses have such big veins what would happen if you snipped one with scissors
everyone loves catseven other animals
>>220131481what about when they're mortal enemies?
>>220131485hes behind every brazilian post on /int/. its the modern day bin laden raid
creaking open the two foot thick steel door to my underground incellious wankchamber
>>220131489ktim
>>220131493if you still find this shit hot you need to end your life
>>220131509>>220131514ktim
>>220131514ktim
>>220131481
Ew a grey squirrel KILL ITThis but for people...
ktim
hello nathan
rorke and leftypol, enemies to lovers
>>220131466*catberg checking to see if anybody is watching*He does not deserve the horse!
>>220131497:(
>>220131469you're projecting yourself on to other posts
>>220131538toby
>>220131524It doesnt make you want to shove your willy into her mouth?
>>220131290>>22013142923 minutesGold, crunchy exterior yet soft interior (not gay), rigid, fucking exquisite
>>220131581you could push that further matejust a little bit moreone more round mateyou know it
Another Saturday alone inside again?
seed oil goylsop cooked in a plastic chamber
shagged 80 women me and just seeing a girl walk by when you can see her arse moving in her jeans or skirts sends me wild idk about you lads
>>220131587bodied that dingo cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Idq2eNtmNUyour honest thoughts on this?
>>220131577its her pretty face that makes me want to shove my willy in her mouth, not the retarded hentai expressions designed to get pornsick permavirgins to follow her onlyfans
>>220131581ok sorry I was wrong reckon they could go even browner
>>220131598Someone's gotta do ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L3M2WC5LPA
>>220131581still raw
if i was born female i doubt i would be on /brit/
think this vid is cutenowt wrong with that
nobody has been more productive than i today> tip been> house cleaned> sheets washed> freezerberg defrosted
>>220131609not scouse enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhmPe_THDRY
>>220131649there are lads who’ve met girls for lunch and got them back to their house for shagging already you ain’t winning shit
>>220131648lions are cute
Thoughts?
>>220131675
>>220131672Shagging after a big lunch? No thanks
love my gf of 3 years and would never hurt her but damn that fucking dawg in me I want to shag everything that moves
i remember petting a baby lion in a zoo in south africa in 2016i wonder if it's still alive
>>220131647if i was born female i'd probably be an autistic femcel who jerked off to bara imagining myself as a muscular lad
>>220131672i have more worldly goals than pleasures of the flesh*tips hat*
eating compost
>>220131684well yeah that's why people want jobs but obviously that's a bad answer to a question in a job interview
>>220131684its always an angry bald genXer making these impotent angry comments isnt it
>>220131684women entering the workforce has been a disaster for society
>>220131560probably. maybe the fire in me that faded has started burning again
>>220131684ever been blacked mate?
>>220131684If its their own company maybe i can believe they have a genuine passion for whatever it is they do. But to expect other people to or to be such a mong they you believe corporate jargon really boggles the mind
>>220131122you merely chose virginity, i was born into it, moulded by it
>>220131684a big part of any job is being able to bullshit effectivelyas an interviewer you know they want the cash, but like no shit little man, sell your desire to methis is englandbe a little be perfidious matetell a little porkygo ontickle me
microwaved head of broccoli for tea
>>220131648Aww
got raped up the clacker in mitre 10
>>220131739>i know youre full of shit>you know i know youre full of shit>but this is the gamePrefer honesty me
>love my gf of 3 years and would never hurt her but damn that fucking dawg in me I want to shag everything that moves
favourite sex memory?
>>220131739normtard humiliation ritual
>>220131779sucking on the meaty pussy lips of a prostitute sitting on my face at a brothel in Vienna, Austria
want a girlfriend i can treat like a dogin fact i need it
>>220131753going to sautee my broc later
eaten two (2) crumpetsmay go for another round(i am NOT fat)
I would like this job in waste management because I've always been interested in the poo posts on brit
>>220131779cant say
Grey squirrels= English people Red squirrels = Albannaich and Cymry
>>220131779i layed underneath a blonde girl with massive tits in uni and just let them hang down on my face and drown in them while i wanked
>Day 22 of the 48-hour Special Warfighter Operation to deislamise Iran
>>220131768>>220131790interviewing is a fun day offyou gotta have a little bit of fun with the mortals who come infellas flying across the country for a chanceearn them points boy, squeeze out some waffle
>>220131821pawasite
>>220131791>Eating out a prozzie.Genuinely vile
>>220131779sticking a finger in her bum in the middle of sex, then pulling out and ejaculating so hard it shot past her shoulder and hit the bed headboard the bum action really got me going for some reason. haven't done it since as it's actually disgusting, but in that moment...
>>220131779Fucking the escort I lost my virginity to hard in missionary while she moaned and wrapped her legs around me back in January.
>>220131824turned him into hitler, haven't i
Freemasons run the country
this man is undeniable
>>220131866why x
>>220131844Nothing wrong with it so long as she's clean.
>>220131832would send your puny head flying clean off your shoulders if i encountered you on the other end of the interview table
>>220131877funny
>>220131866funny little man has been radicalisedno...
well said indy
I seen loads of videos of trucks in America where they are driving and then suddenly they just make like a massive cloud of black smoke come out their exhaust how do they do that I want to do that
Sir Escort Hirer
just put a tenner on Nicholas brendan for liverpool manager
>>220131889not sure if that displays a passion for our values-based goals this quarter mate>>220131896why do you think we're getting so many immigrants in mate
>>220131889Call that a hostile takeover
>>220131896it’s called rolling coal it’s illegal.
gymskin is the English man fighting back against the blackening of Britain. His popularity is infectious
The escort I see likes BuffyShall I message her about Nicholas Brendon dying?
keely hodgkinson's arse to be next liverpool manager
they do have chocolate bananas between their legs
>>220131685cuddles with mumsie :)
>>220131989would be appreciated in the dressing room
>died aged 54.>"he passed in his sleep of natural causes". how does that make sense
>>220131827sounds wonderfulI did this with a fat girl so not quite the same but atleast I had giant tits on my face
Leftpol he likes it he thinks it's really wickedRorke's bottoming bottoming bottoming he's bottoming like that
>>220131991wtf happened to you man
>>220132002players would definitely get behind it
>>220132005its a skill thing. a select few can just nod off early. they're a dying breed
>>220132005heard this on the radio in the carsaid "bollocks" out loudnobody naturally dies at 54, unless they had a lifetime of coke use
>>220131976Wtf is that from
eating cat food
blacked built britain
I just learned historians still support the myth that Gaelic is Irish
>>220132020>a dying breedscreaming
>>220132029lush
chicken and rice demolished
black fellas using their bbc and balls to travel on like pogo sticks
it’s called londonderry you fucking prick
>>220132029People do this for a job at cat food companies
might watch jfk (1991)
>>220132047it's called dingleberry
>>220132005Means he probably died of a heart attack but the family don't want to release the information.
burping up a belchstorm
>>220131739>I really enjoy [insert literal job description] Something like that?
>>220132005Cancer is natural x
>>220132068Yeah?
>>220132063so he was vaxxed?
>>220132060He dies at the end
cyclists love getting brave until they see you slow down
>>220132080Have you seen it then
love data entry, putting pasting things from one file into another, making logsprobably my fav hobby, really
>>220132080hes dies quite near the beginning actually
spaki is absolutely seething about the iranian war lol funny thing is the regime will get destroyed and their country will be bombed to shit
>>220132068I feel so passionate about "job" i feel i can really make "company" grow and interacting with and helping clients and customers is a exciting challange
>>220132027Oct 7th hostage Mia Schem. Ended up being raped by an Israeli fitness instructor
cunts just discovered gymskin
>>220132084reminds me of the phase i went through of sticking the fingers up at other drivers until one time a taxi driver got in front of me and slowed right down so i couldnt get past
>>220132099Is this Limmy with a filter?
>>220131779Yeah got loads mate
>>220132109That's too silly to believe
>>220132075>>220132102Then I turn to the job the following week and bag groceries as normal?
menny g still on the rise lads. reckon we might have a locky d
>>220132109ruined herself, why are the jews like this? oh you cant look at a pretty woman with a huge nose goy, she needs "therapy ruining" first so she isnt attractive anymorehorrible horrible horrible
Can't watch anything with Cailee Spaeny in it because she looks like a former toilfu who would always come looking for me in the warehouse when she needed something and it caused me to develop a massive crush on her to the point of total depressive meltdown
>>220132109Did they really say were not raping you with your massive conk
*does a humiliation ritual*
>>220132109That sounds absurd, it's probably more likely she just made tonnes of money from newspapers interviewing her so got it done.
>>220132135>bag groceriesFOY
>>220132005he had a heart attack in 2022 and had a heart defectcoupled that with his drug use it's understandable
>>220132142>it caused me to develop a massive crush on her to the point of total depressive meltdownThis happens to me every time I get to know a woman
>>220132135And you'll be thankful for it x
>>220132068yeah but put a little twist on it>I really enjoy [job description] because i'm passionate about [listed company value]. i've seen that a key target is [bla bla bla], so [my passion for cucking for your values bla bla] is something I hope will [bla bla] to meet these goals. i'll be honest (cor great he's such a young honest lad his mum must be proud), I view myself as a work in progress (cor he's mindful int e) but learning under pressure with your company expertise would make me a great cuckslave for your goals or targets or what have you mate
>>220132142Why didn't you ask her out?
>>220132138will this affect the cozzy livs?
>>220132114And what did you do back?
>>220132109>>220132155>In her first interviews after release, she described her captivity as a "holocaust," stating, "Everyone there is a terrorist. There are no innocent civilians, not one."She sounds nice
might have a cheeky menty b later
>>220132177just drove around eventually and stopped getting road rage
>>220132114Stuck my fingers up at some cunt once who sped through a roundabout and nearly hit me. He then followed me for a bit before turning around and driving off. He must have been seething.
doing a gay porn dance
>>220132109get her in europe advocating for unrestricted migration
gay porn watching gay porn
its only when you see their muscular thighs you really think how big their cocks might be
>>220132175>>220132176>>2201321773 questions asked within 1 second, all 3 in order in the post count, all 3 questions containing 6 words each. Magical x
>>220132194>>220132201
>The number of confirmed or suspected cases of meningitis in Kent has risen from 29 to 5,841, the Lockdown imminent
also if the interviewer asks like>so do you have any questions yourself?DO NOT ask anything you actually want to know eg "what benefits do i get" or "is there good progression opportunities"instead ask some cuck shit like>Yeah so I saw you're working towards [goal bullshit]. I want to know, how best could I help the team meet that?
might become an impetuous fool
All excited for Saturday Night Live UK tonight lads? It's going to be a blast!
>>220132211fake news generated by deep fake ai
dont have any plans today and there's nothing compelling me to do anything since i dont have a wife or kids
>>220132241ktim
>>220132241Remake of my wife and kids called no wife no kids
>>220132241thats what video games are foryou could be trying to romance a stabby yandere assassin chick or invading iran rn
>>220131896get a mechanically injected diesel and turn the fuel screw way up. pretty easy to do. it would be much more effort to do it on a modern car though
Sitcom idea: married man has children
Meryl Streep sex arse
Just saw an African refugee without a white girlfriend My heart aches for his suffering
>>220132275What game can you invade Iran Do not suggest one of them incel war games where they're no doubt called 'Persia' (even if not don't mention them)
might play the original haloplayed the demo as a kidgonna give the whole game a shot
>>220132276can you do it with a petrol car
>>220132301ok
>>220132295We had a forgettable sitcom called 2 Point 4 Children which directly named itself after this premise
just got boypregnated
>>220131779first time i fingered my first gf was porn addicted so expected it to be all shaven and feeling her pubes when she said ‘sorry i don’t shave down there’think she was 14
rorke be like hello
it was sad when Tony Sopranos died in the final shot of the final episode
>>220132312no. gas burns much cleaner than diesel.a 2 stroke motorcycle with a bunch of premix oil in the gas would smoke a lot though
toby soprano
It's like the normalness of life is too much for me y'know?
>>220131779She was on top and slid her pussy up to my belly while cumming and gave me a footjob so I cummed all over her back, ass and I felt it had reached the back of her hair when we were kissing.
>>220132349he's an artist himself
>>220132349AYCH ADEE TEEVEE
Why do you dick heads love The Sopranos so much when Tony loathed little incel boys who spent all day on their computer?
>>220132232Yep, can't wait to see Hammed Animashaun, Ayoade Bamgboye, Larry Dean, Celeste Dring, George Fouracres, Ania Magliano, Annabel Marlow, Al Nash, Jack Shep, Emma Sidi and Paddy Young
lads getting upset and agitated over other lads discussing a show they haven't seen
>>220132448Oh
>n-no you haven't seen it-Yes I have incel boy SEETHE ON!
>>220132439they think they are tony
And it's Henry at home
>>220132439tony isn't a literally me aspirational figure but a cautionary tale of a man on a downward spiral he is unable to avert
(˘･_･˘) his father hates him
Soprano spammers got done in itt can't lie
I'm a volcel
fuck y'all im going back outside
figuratively me
big tony looking at all the wetties wanting to be big tony
>>220132439because it's a well written interesting programme
Tony should have killed aj that was the natural conclusion
anyway the writing makes it clear that it's better for society to be an online incel than become a violent and conflicted bully even if it brings you the riches of the earth
written by Jews but it's okay in this case because um I want to be Tony!!
After I saw who were the directors of the episodes I stopped watching.Show about criminality being directed by jewish women most of the time, pretty bland soap opera, even the mexicans do better.
is danny dyer a mockney?
i want to be the jewish tony soprano
Cool it with the antisemitism
>>220132609Cool it with the anti Christism
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saeNpo5dcdY>I hate you. I hate your smarmy good looks and your easy manner, I'll bet you're easy in the ski lodge, easy on the yacht, easy on the beach, I knew you'd wear a gold charm around your neck and I'll bet your chest is hairy and smattered with some oil. Above all I hate you because you're a cunning blue-eyed wop, a not-one-of-me, a creeping hairdressing seducer of slew women, a jumped up pantry boy who doesn't know his place!wow, why were you guys such jerks?
the jews are good at films tho tbf
i like this british guy, he's got moxie
>>220132590I remember he had some programme called Danny Dyer's Deadliest Men years ago and it was pure comedy. He was petrified of all of them. One was just some mild-mannered ex-SAS bloke who put up a tent in Sherwood Forest and after 20 minutes and having eaten half a ration Danny found it all too much and had to "fack off 'ome"
Israel just bombed a flock of seagulls and I'll let you work out why that's funny
And I ran... I ran so far away
>>220132356ERM
>>220132643Because of the song. I Ran. The song I Ran. It's funny because of the song I Ran.
>>220132624Never said a bad word against christiam
>>220132663
iran and israel arent even neighbours, imagine feuding with someone a street over
wypipo put mayo on they hot dog
>>220132663:)
hope that terrorism state doesn't do any terrorisms
>>220132691mayo comes out my hotdog if you can pick up what im putting down
alright it's been about 7 hours of posting time to do some squats, have a wank, then post on 4chan a little bit
>>220132709>>220132709
we should put a big dome bubble over the middle east
>>220132720good idea, dont want radiation escaping when they all inevitable nuke eachother
