back from my walk my dog did 2 poos
I didn’t pick up either

>>220150526
Yummy, ate these in Peru.

farting out me cock

>>220150536
What do they taste like

>>220150533
good lad

>>220150547
Like rabbit but a little fattier.

Goodmorrow my gentlemen. The air here is scented like petrichor and a deep fog lingers on the meadows yet. Today will be a good day.

Being a short man is a fucking curse, I’m not even a absolute chud anymore and at least consider myself above average in look. I have a mostly aesthetic frame although I have a neurological condition that both impacts my muscle growth and actual height which is why I have limbs of a taller individual where as I’m only a whopping 5’5. so it’s already yet another burden just trying to feel big when I’ve got lanky ass arms so I don’t even get the benefits of being short and having good biomechanics for strength besides deadlifting or looking big easily.

Besides women not caring much about that stuff it still sucks constantly not even being able to excel at what I should, and I just constantly think why would any women want the guy whose short when they could have a guy whose taller even if he isn’t as attractive or as bigbecause I feel like it’s not that hard to find a better guy in those aspects at all. I could be funny as possible and successful as possible and yet I still think I would feel this way

Imagine if I'd been a tennis player
I coulda been out there playing tennis

>>220150590
why does your flag have a little red line at the bottom

>>220150561
What does rabbit taste like

>>220150606
Like guinea pig but not as fatty

>>220150606
Like a sweeter and more earthy chicken.

>>220150606
Hare

>>220150579
ltsi

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John "Johnny chang" Ciancaglini. Philadelphia capo. With his wife.

>>220150587
i love you bro <3

Names for my future sons:
>Lucius
>Sebastian
>Dorian
>Bran
>Caspian
>Darcy
>Romero
>Forrest
>Alastair
>Orpheus

Names for my future daughters:
>Veronica
>Lorelei
>Carmilla
>Autumn
>Lillith
>Beatrice
>Lucretia
>Bellatrix
>Raven
>Luna

Yes, I will be having exactly 20 children. Thoughts?

>>220150642
isn’t darcy a female name

>>220150642
Which one will be your main Daughter-wife, Luna or Raven?

>>220150653
No.

might go and get the Albanians to wash me car

>>220150659
dunno mate not setting up the future kids for success with these names

>>220150642
You could be infertile u never know until you try for a kid

>>220150658
I will not be having sex with my daughters.

mad an absolutely extraordinary dream
makes me worry for the kind of crap thats going through my subconscious

>>220150642
gfberg says her favourite girls name is Francesca but I'm not feeling it

>>220150667
You are literally supporting organised crime by doing so

yo dude Bran and Romero were totally playing hooky and were caught in the mall the other day by mom. wait until Raven and Luna hear about this they're gonna freak

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>>220150642
those are some whorey girl names

>>220150642
Good female names

Mine would be:
>Molly
>Diana
>Sarah
>Elise
>Kate

>>220150678
could shorten it to fran or frannie or chessie

>>220150679
imagine how little I care

just brushed my teeth for the first time in two weeks and my gums are bleeding lulz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAd9i4APd2U

I can't wait to watch the Grogu movie!

>>220150679
this but by buying weed

>>220150694
she uses Frankie which just makes me think of that fag pop group

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>>220150698

>>220150678
proper love island or made in chelsea name that
depends on whether you're a deano or the first in your family to go to private school

Luna, Raven, come and give your old dad a wank

I see the Post Office has once again decided that Sundays are for lie ins and contemplating one's sins rather than says basic customer service.
Petition: Open the damn things on a Sunday so normal people with jobs can post things without it becoming a military operation.
Thank you in advance.

only got 5 hours sleep and I'm doing a night shift tonight, I am fucked

The best female name is Bronwyn, followed by Edith

>>220150726
no i think post office workers should be allowed a day off

>>220150723
I'm the latter bit it was a primary school and not one you board at so not sure it really counts

brother keeps making fun of his 2 year old daughters weight problem. called her "big bertha" and "michellin woman" the other, hope shes too young to understand whats being said

>>220150742
it does

see how I can sniff you out? name your daughter deanette

>>220150731
Cultural appropriation

rorke looking up the meaning of the names gunther and arthur

What if after we die by sheer chance over infinite time our consciousness re-emerges in the void of an infinite empty dead universe but devoid of sense input from a body
If the universe is truly infinite then isn't that guaranteed to eventually occur due to fluctuations in the vaccum?
In such cases the afterlife is an eternity of awareness in total darkness and isolation. Maybe with or without memories.

>>220150745
i call my niece godzilla
if she doesn't like it she shouldn't be so massive and destructive

shall be headed to the cafe staffed by milfs for a big fryup in 30 mins x

leftymong not looking up any names for his child because he's taken a vow to never bring any in to this cruel orangeman capitalist hellworld

not a problem when i die ill go to sovngarde

>>220150745
>called her "big bertha"
lol'd at that, not heard it in years
but also FOY for using double quotation marks

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>220150752
how’d you know you’re conscious without any sort of stimuli or context for the awareness to exist in, though?

>>220150746
wait I thought I couldn't be both? I'm about as far away from a Deano as you can get, I've never even watched Peaky Blinders

rorke calling his son gay

>>220150762
there was a top milf in my local butcher and she'd started flirting with me, then a year ago she just disappeared. was hoping to sniff her arsehole :(

>>220150767
I had no idea double quotation marks were an americanism and to be honest mate picking up on something so minor is a liddle autistic brody

>>220150773
you are still aware of existence if you are blind-deaf or in a sensual deprivation tank. lack of sense input doesn't prohibit awareness, we have inner thoughts.

zoomers: why am I still a virgin freak?
also zoomers: >>220150783

>>220150779
Sir Bendor Grosvenor

reddit is calling me racist because I said Jesus wasn’t black and he didn’t have dreadlocks

what do you mean the petrol stations are out of petrol?

Sir Gay Starmer

>>220150785
respect my autism please x

>>220150783
best I get in my cafe is a hand on the shoulder or being called darlin' but I'll take it because I'm starved for affection x

>>220150787
but if not bound by anything how’d you contain yourself within consciousness?
is just a floating thought within the infinite expanse of nothingness really an existence

>>220150752
You actually repeat the same life over and over again for infinity

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>I had no idea double quotation marks were an americanism

>>220150816
You have “Indian brain”

>>220150812
if the theory I presented is correct, you'll have trillions of years to ponder that exact thought.

Caramelldansen

>>220150823
its on the same level of nit-picking as -ise/-ize. Get a hobby, freak

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pound that cake brah

>>220150813
am I able to skip the section in my 20s when I did nothing but sit in my smelly childhood bedroom

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cyclists fault

>>220150835
The Swedish version is better than the English version. Same for Basshunter songs.

That's it, after 12 years im off the Trump Train

>>220150841
ktim

>>220150823
wtf i didn't know that either

>>220150839
you've been done lol

>>220150840
looks like the lad you buy guns from in vtmb

Charlemagnedansen

> Tube drivers would be paid more than surgeons under union pay demands

>>220150829
quite fucked that would be

>>220150847
>english versions
what the fuck, there are english versions??!?!

https://youtu.be/6-8E4Nirh9s

>>220150844
>Kids
>Teens
>Thugs
>Brutes
>Youths
>Crowds
>Mayors
>Joggers
>Maniacs
>Loiterers
>Kia boys
>Parolees
>Swervers
>Juveniles
>Knifemen
>Hooligans
>Hoodlums
>Protesters
>Teenagers
>Boyfriends
>Pranksters
>Youngsters
>Party goers
>Ex-convicts
>Delinquents
>Labour MPs
>Porch pirates
>Straphangers
>Church goers
>Young fathers
>Honda drivers
>Jobless losers
>Gifted athletes
>Gang members
>Trouble makers
>Quiet choirboys
>Bus passengers
>Aspiring rappers
>Subway dancers
>Repeat offenders
>Lifelong criminals
>Masked assailants
>Misguided vandals
>Persons of interest
>Lunchtime rowdies
>Restaurant patrons
>Dinnertime burglars
>Unhinged strangers
>Hulking schoolboys
>Unruly young adults
>Aspiring Footballers
>Community activists
>Unhappy customers
>Former NFL players
>Black Friday crowds
>Troubled young men
>Spring break partiers
>High school students
>Neighborhood bullies
>Scholarship recipients
>Supermarket shoppers
>Catalytic converter thieves

I am Chinggis Khan. I am Temujin.

>>220150839
it really isn't let's be honest

>>220150849
Why?

Once again I bring the light of knowledge and wisdom to /brit/, only to be insulted by the 70 IQ Deanos, Deanettes and Deanlings.

What a disgrace to the good name of ENGLAND and of ENGLISHMAN.

cheese and onion sandwich filler from tesco in today's sandwich methinks
such is life for the low class sundaytoiler

>>220150872
Yes and they are objectively worse

https://youtu.be/A67ZkAd1wmI?si=2Pb0sGzqc3bKDn7r

>>220150883
no personal questions, thanks

>>220150879
When things like Multicultural English exists and we still have redditors like yourself pointing out minor infractions like double quotation marks, I'm lead to believe you might be mentally ill or autistic

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>>220150884
you on the right, /brit/ to the left

genuinely hate peoples who moved to Dubai

>>220150896
I vill not listen then, have another swedish banger https://youtu.be/6LalLUycD_M

Absolutely screaming at how badly Trump has fucked this Iran war.

>>220150901
oh I was sort of on board with you, I agree that double quotation marks is an extremely minor infraction but I don't think it's on the same level as using ize because that's a sickening sign of being yankified and objectively wrong

>>220150921
i made this

when are we gonna stop hearing about WSL its been a few years now, they don’t make money and the attendances are not increasing
Can they stop shoving it down everyone’s throat now?

>>220150906
why's that?

>>220150934
Du är bögen i buren!
https://youtu.be/ZQH0G4gPA2A

mental how normalised loli shit was in the early 2000s.
everyone who was an adult back then should be arrested

>>220150927
the -ise/-ize thing is arguably on the same level because some mongs on here don't realise a lot of the time -ize is the correct way of spelling it

somehow gained 2kg in 2 days
got a bloated tummy full of poo
whywont it come uout

>>220150939
haven't heard a single woman at toil talk about women's football since they won the cup

>>220150954
list 10 examples

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>>220150968

>>220150968
>gimpy looking scrote like that gets a gf that loves him for his personality
>I remain a permanent khv
ah yes

when the DJ shouts "are you ready!?" and then drops the beat....

>>220150939
Its not about money. Some things in this system inexplicably continue to exist even when it bleeds money. Like all the dogshit franchises shat out by Netflix and Hollywood that cost hundreds of millions of pounds per episode and somehow keeps getting made.

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>>220150968
kek men have been done in

>>220150983
maybe your not a nice person
x

>>220150968
>>220150981
he should transition

I watch F1 Academy. Give it a shot, eh?

>>220150939
i watch wsl often but unfortunately liverpool are not good right now

>>220150983
She essentially calls him ugly to his face and instead of being annoyed he goes straight to reddit to ask for advice on how to change himself to please her.

Maybe you should start being like that instead of thinking about yourself and putting yourself first all the time start putting women first

>>220150968
this looks like paddy the baddy if he'd been born in east sussex

here's a thought: football should continue even if it doesn't make money

>>220150995
*she

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*enters the thread undetected*

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>>220151004
i like seeing the girlies driving the cars
for me its alba

>>220151038
grow up

in a bad mood, no reason for it, keep trying to wind myself up about shit I don't care about, might be broken

>>220151007
Yeah but you’re just a pervert.
the only men who are into Women’s football are either trying their hardest to sleep with women like those gimps who go feminist rallys
Or weird old freaks who pretend they care about the football but they are actually just massive gooners

if you think about it once upon a time you were two seperate living organisms - a sperm cell and an egg cell.
two seperate living things. two distinct lives.
then somehow they fused into one life - you.

right thats it im launching the tor browser

>>220151050
huge mistake for eggberg and spermstein

>>220151050
Bit like The Fly really

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>>220151067

Farting noxious fumes

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>>220150994
>>220151011
>girls don't go for nice guys
>maybe you should try being nicer

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Jorginho beefing chappelle roan

Give up on your dreams

Nah alright achieve em then go on

got blind drunk in a travel lodge on friday night

>used bath towels to wipe my arse
>piss over the bathroom
>poo in the bed
>vomit in the bin and corner
>crips and wotsits stains everywhere

how long do you think it’ll take them to be in touch if they’re going to charge me extra?

any plans for today lads? think I'll wash my bed clothes

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*enters the thread*

if you think about it you existed as an egg from the moment your mum was born, so you were alive in some form as far back as the 70s

>>220151049
i watch it because i like football it's not about gooning
porn exists you know

i wanna fuck my computah

>>220151125
why are you less in control of your bodily functions than my two year old niece?

>>220151125
interesting that you class crisps and wotsits as two separate entities

>>220151146
but it’s like watching spastics play let’s not lie here mate the actual football is dire

>>220151139
not even pro life freaks thinks an unfertilised egg has a soul

>>220151153
he was drunk

>>220151161
i watch harrogate town play quite often
they're shite too should i not watch them ever?
maybe you don't actually like football

remember when I said I was pro life back at uni and everyone laughed at me

Rock n' Roll was an American invention, but Rock music as we know it today was invented by us.

>>220151170
lol my team plays in Cymru south I think I know about shit football but there is levels to it even Cwmbran Celtic would batter the best women’s team in the world

>>220151189
who is us?

remember in sixth form there was a clearly very gay & flamboyant bender, but he was totally closeted and very conservative and got very defensive and mad if you asked if he was gay
said he was catholic and it went against his faith to be gay so he couldn't possibly be
that was 10 years ago... wonder where he is now

>>220151199
what level of football is acceptable to watch then? what's the cut off? is there any mens competitions that don't make it?

the sausages are NOT on, I repeat NOT on because I forgot to buy more

>>220151214
it's fucking over

>>220151176
Mental how people don't just see how evil elective abortions are.

>>220151205
probably getting bummed silly in a public toilet

wagel for brekkie

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state of it

ready to poo

feel suicidal because i wasn't born a girl + im mentally ill + physically impaired + im a poorfag

>>220151239
do you have soft skin?

>>220151235
FROM THE CHIPPY TO THE KEY, ESSEX WILL BE FREE!

>>220151237
*squats over a toilet and waits for the starting gun*

>>220151239
*smiles at you*
*puts my hand on you shoulder*
You... are loved!

>>220151249
yh...
>>220151267
thanks lad :)

>>220151205
probably the liverpool bottom lad from here

feel suicidal, not sure why

>>220151239
*hugs u*

I'm not suicidal I just can't be arsed with life

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>>220151278

they should do a british nascar

updating my nvidia drivers

>>220151316
corr gaymen
x

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first 'fee of the day in the sun

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Morning

>>220151343
has there ever been a more butthurtable president?

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looksmatched

>>220151376
Have to see her body first to decide

>>220151376
he's an 8
she's a 4
hate this society so much

>>220151376
how does this happen he's an 8 she looks like a 5 on a good day

she was a foid
he was a chud
can i make it anymore obvious

what the problem he taken a 4 off the market so theres an 8 somewhere waiting for YOU to swoop in and get her

the ONLY advert on tv with zero diversity is the goturkiye.com one the Turkish tourism board one I’m actually surprised it’s even allowed

the tracking on aliexpress updated and now shows that my package went to murmansk from moscow, not petersburg, which makes a little more sense but still is retarded. however the tracking on the postal service still shows that it first moved to petersburg from moscow and then to murmansk and now it's in petersburg again. well at least now it says that it will only delay for three days, not a week (unless they decide to send it to vladivostok for some reason)

body dysmorphic self-obsessed looksmaxxers cant even comprehend someone being happy in their skin or dating/marrying for love

>>220151376
There's a stereotype in the East Asian countries that we go for ugly women without realising.

>>220151391
she was a bobr
he was a bobr
kurwa bobr

saw an irishman online saying its britains fault they have no natural forests. is that true did we cut down all their trees?

>>220151376
chud accounts treating real people as action figures again is it?

part of the reason why women are so entitled is because weak men indulge them

what men need to do to stop it
>stop dating fatties
>stop spending money on women for no rewards
>stop using OnlyFans
>stop dating downwards
>masturbate or hire escorts rather than pointlessly chasing women

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>>220151449
>just never have sex

>>220151449
This would unironically just result in more interracial relationships.

part of the reason why posts here are so shit is because we reply to them

what we need to do to stop it
>stop replying to bad posts
>make good posts

>>220151461
I just said men should hire escorts
We need legal brothels like Holland and Australia

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>>220151443
of course not they'd been clearing forests since they first arrived they'll just try to blame us for anything

>>220151443
it's partially true.
ireland was roughly 80% forest before any humans arrived.
the irish reduced that by 60%, down to just 20% - which it was steadily from their arrival until the 1600s.
then from 1600 - up until irish independence the british government deforested ireland down from 20% to 1% - 2% forest cover, with most of that timber being used as fuel or sent England.

Mental how badly my willy smells even after I've just washed it in the shower

do you consider prostitution / sex work a "job"?

why can't you just plant forests

>>220151501
had this and it turned out to be a cheeky uti
was basically pissing out a bit of puss before the wee when i woke up at its worst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojdbDYahiCQ

the tunage

>>220151517
we do today. but back then the rate of destruction was much higher than the rate of planting.
almost all the old growth forest is lost from these islands. most forests here are relatively new.
also the high wind speeds on the coasts, islands, and north make it hard for trees to grow.
the hebrides, sheltand, orkney and north of scotland are barren and treeless windswept lands.

>>220151536
>not having to make lunch
it's always runtoids who get fast food and meal deals

it's over...
i have fallen...

went on a few dates with a 17 year old when i was 21

she later admitted she was 15

>>220151594
APOSTROPHE

Kind of strange that now that the Western imperialisms are banging their heads against the wall because they have no other option, like a closed system that has short circuited and has no outlet so it goes through power surges before it goes back to low intensity repeatedly, in a cycle (i.e. the lashing out against the resistance in Palestine, Hezb'Allah, Ansar Allah, Iran) doomed to burn out, now that this time the banging against the wall produced damage to the head (oil boycott) suddenly there are menengitis "cases" springing up. It must be an act of god that these meningitis cases are springing up because we'll have to stay inside again and forego consuming what the western owed companies can't provide in an affordable way anymore, like fuel.

umm

>>220151592
get up. i believe in you.

:/

>>220151609
do you know any fit irish birds who might be up for a shag

got the Buffy / Angel on

>>220151616
UUUUAAAAAARRGGGGGHHH I HAVE RISEN!!!

more like amy vodkahouse

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQJSPliuweQ
listening to this banger thinking about annihilating israel

got the veggie bacon in the frying pan x

>>220151619
PERFECTLY NORMAL PEOPLE

>>220151624
honestly, kinda based

Searing emptiness in my soul. If I was a frog I would croak on a Lilly pad but humans aren’t even given that mercy, to be able to express ourselves freely. What a disaster

to be fair i think most of us would get a bit of a lob on in a classroom even without the pronoun stuff

:/

i agree with the nz poster, but he is maori, so i can't bless his post eith one of my glorious (You)s

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downloading kingdom come deliverance and then i'm going to play it

>>220151673
He meka, he meka.

We at /brit/ love wearing velour, especially velour tracksuits

kia noho, kia kore rānei, koinei te pātai
ā, ki te whakamāoritia tēnei e koe, he takatāpui koe

wish i could go back and warn myself to make plenty of friends or id end up posting on an anonymous forum full of paedophiles for human interaction

>>220151720
then after 20 seconds you'll take a screenshot, spam it here, play for 1 more minute, spam another screenshot and overall just bore the shite out of us

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*wakes up in rorke's flat*

i get sad about modernity, but then remember i was born in 92 and got to live through the greatest time in history as a kid 1992 - 2010. feel like us late millenials need to be a bit more greatful. like imagine not growing up with the PS2 as a kid. faggot zoomers and gen a have nothing but gta v and fortnite. disgusting little rodents they are

te ngote i te pōro korowha

might try the no fap
been getting a bit degen since sir porn banner

psyllium husk making my farts smell really earthy

I don't care how naive it sounds. I think it's fucking ridiculous how we're all going to die in nuclear fire because a bunch of old rich boomers want more money.
It's not the middle ages anymore, we have the technology and knowledge to have food, shelter and medicine cared for in excess. The basics of survival are eliminated. We can even afford luxieries.
But no, we must die because the rich want more stuff than other people for...reasons. it's genuine insanity.

4 doughnuts down the hatch

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At Car Boot

You lads seem a bit whiny this morning

>>220151816
>the rich want more stuff
they want to watch you suffer
x

>>220151747
doesnt seem like something i'd do

>>220151816
Nuclear weapons don't exist, don't worry.

>>220151816
it'll be reet

>>220151720
I downloaded kcdc 2. Absolutely love it. The realism, the complexity, the depth. But after about 10 hours I was just done with it. Didn't get bored, didn't notice enjoy it or anything. I just had my fill of middle aged simulator and have no desire to play it again
I feel like this with most games desu

>>220151848
my toilet after a night on the Guinness and a greasy paki pizza would disagree with you

>luxieries
SCRE

>>220151720
quite enjoyed the first few hours of this then they introduced proper combat training and it was shite and I never returned

>>220151834
I'm looking for some wooden trays of different sizes for my coffee table can you keep an eye out lad

Lovely Sunday morning outside

>>220151816
Well we had the opportunity for that but then Lenin died and Stalin destroyed any hope of communism and now we're stuck with fascist theocratic barbarism and massive inequality in every country until the nuclear armageddon

>>220151720
Tried playing it back in 2023, just couldn't get into it

Gone pooin'

any youtube kino recommendations?

Whenever I get home after driving fast and turn my car off it does loads of metal clicking/pinging sounds

i'm looking for a gift for my aunt

>>220151834
sovl or whatever they say these days

>>220151908
Map men when they play geoguesser and they travel to those locations hahaha

>>220151910
It's the team of mini mechanics working on it :)

watching jimmy and shivi farmhouse kitchen
Wouldn’t mind that, living on my farm in the English countryside with my cute Indian wife just cooking together and shit

war is hell. the average westerner doesn't understand how awful it is.
the elites? billionaires? they can't even comprehend how the working class live, let alone the horror of war. they know they're safe in a bunker and will never fight.

>>220151929
Lol now you say it it does actually sound like that

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very polarised ratings for saturday night live lads what was the /brit/ consensus

how are you supposed to spend weekends when you're friendless so you don't feel like you've wasted them

>>220151974
why does having friends matter just do something you enjoy same as everyone else. if that requires friends then get some

might get into poker, it's a pretty good game actually

>>220151974
doing little bits. I'll be doing some washing, organising some files, deleting all the music from my phone and putting new stuff on there (still downloading music me) haha
x

>>220151974
Do stuff by yourself

>>220152000
it's not like balatro

> that requires friends then get some
> get some
If it were that fucking easy I’d already have some you stupid cunt

>>220152019
told that stupid friend having cunt

>>220152011
yeah but balatro helped me remember the hands and the orders
I'm ready to get really autistic about it and learn outs and that

i HATE steam cloud saving

saw a cute chubby girl while I was on my run she was doing that run/walk shite
Can’t stop thinking about her I think I’m in love

Car boot sales are shit nowadays because all the tables just go on eBay and search by highest price before offering you a price.

Cunts.

lots of bands who have an album I really like but I never bother listening to their other albums, going to start listening to their other albums, hope they're good

Need my Dubai chocolate

>>220152004
>still downloading music me
Based

>>220152032
fair enough are you going to play in person or online? it's more fun going to the casino to play imo

albums are for bums half of the songs are filler youre literally sitting there seperating the wheat from the chaff

>>220151766
Unc-nation over here. Get your old ass to a retirement home

>>220152094
Let me guess. Don't look back in anger is Oasis' only hit.

>>220152093
would probs do both, but find online a bit difficult. don't take it seriously when there's no real money involved and I go all in on stupid hands but also don't want to put my own money in it even if it's only a few quid

>>220152070
psyop

I played Kingdom Cum too, left it because of the same reasons as you plus the gf was complaining, but above all it was hard to save and easy to die

>>220152054
Gwarn lad, I had a flirtatious interaction yesterday too

for me, it's Columbia, massive chewn

>>220152116
yeah I don't like online you either play low stakes but don't take it seriously and it's just not fun or play a bit higher and come up against massive fields of 3rd world bots on autopilot that is just impossible to beat

Imagine if we had a tyrannical government that just made people disappear

>>220152115
not even the best song on that album

pouch that piece padre

poo scream

just tried to read an actual news article in my TL
I am fucking cooked I understood like 5 words

shitting my pants at sunday service

having a "chilled one" today

>>220152228
well im shafted then i cant even read your post what the fucks a TL

>>220152246
its a black thing mate

>>220152237
you deserve it
x

>>220152246
Target language
Language I am learning

New

>>220152223