WELL FUCKING LOOK AT HER THEN LADS edish
Here we are thenthe lads
driving is incredibly selfishlove it when they're all stuck in traffic and beeping the horns lmao
wonder whats happening in Ukraine and Russia
>>220155530proud of my country for never doing anything naughty on the world stage x
>>220155539>stuck in traffic and beeping the hornsonly browns do that and they're biomass anyway
wonder what causes farts to linger?some dissipate quicklythis one is hanging around and it STINKS
>>220155489I think the only drink that actually contains sugar and no artificial sweetners these days is full-fat coke. All the other ones cut back their sugar and topped it up with aspartame / acesulfame K. >>220155517>>220155520that's the price you pay for a comfy happening I'm afraid. You can't sit there and whine "nothing ever happens" then complain when something happens.
just woke up in a fucking steaming mood yeah
World is going to shit, take me back to 1999
>>220155559sometimes, poo smells
>Day 1488 of the SMO to denazify UkraineIronic...
>less than $1.50 per gallon of gasolinedon't want to hear your whinging anymore
>petrol will be expensive!don't drive don't care>your energy bill will go up!I'll put on a jumper>stuff will get more expensive!I wasn't buying anything apart from food anyway
>>220155563cos i live in a shithole, poowabonga is a fucking shithole, i hate the place
Want to get fucking steaming but after 3 beers I get a migraine the next day
>>220155416wtf that's my fantasysick freak
EATSLEEPPOOREPEAT
>>220155574um….yanklad…we don’t use freedomunits over here
abi rudkin's fat tits
>>220155559Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it lingerrrrr?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXDlU0YDQ6U
Lads, would like to explain that I do want to stick my willard up his/her arsehole, for I enjoy that activity.
>>220155574who the fuck says gasoline? literally kill yourself
poowong in wogga wogga, james town
>>220155574That's $2 per litre$7.37 a us gallon
>>220155577you'll care when ZOG sends Brit troops to Iran
for lads with sisters how common is it to imagination wank over them when you were growing up?
>>220155601Greeks love this shit, especially if its a young lads bald pink arsehole
dame mas gasoliiiina
>>220155592>>220155623Haha how embarrassing for the yank
>>220155592just paid near $70 for a full tank of gasi dont want to hear it while americans suffer
>>220155626I'm not in the army and none of my friends or family aredon't care
buy a bicycle while you still can lads
yanks complain when they have to pay 70p for a "tank of gas" compared to 50p
hey creg grab me a petroleum
>>220155643shut it you oil mongering warlord
squeezed a boil on my bum expecting white puss to come out but it was black
>>220155652kick rocks cody you still owe me seven bucks
What was Aragorn's tax policy?
>>220155643i pakd 70 dollarydoos to fill up a quarter of my tank. had to stop pumping, i was crying at the bowser. no idea how im getting to work tommorow
>>220155652cregg wouldn't be allowed as you need a licence in america to pump your own "gas"
it's illegal to pump your own gas in my state
>>220155670it's cancer
can't wait to see massive queues of carmongs seething away as they wait to grab their weekly ration of petrol at 3 quid a litre
>>220155677tax the Orcs
>>220155559that smell is stuck in your nasal mucus
>>220155700centrist dad speeding past them and flashing the middle finger in his fully electric car
>>220155648Don't forget their cars are 3.5 tons and get 14 miles per gallon too
>>220155643I’m paying 1.6x more :/
>>220155700im gonna have to cut my floor out and yabba dabba fred flinstone my ass all the way to work
>>220155677the audacity of GRRM saying shit like this when finances in his books are incredibly inconsistent and he accidentally made the wall 700ft tall because he didn't think about how big that is
>>220155646i've got 3 and will sell one at peak bike
>>220155652poo yodelling
>>220155720my car gets almost 21 miles per gallon
Building a time machine so I can go back to 2003 for this
>>220155747Mine gets like 50
>>220155716roar
>>220155749Zesty?
>>220155749sweet as a sugar plum
>>220155752I drive a man's car (Mazda CX9)
*plapping the bong drum*racism, discrimination, hate and crimeall the injustices flashing through my mindeverywhere i go people always sayHEYleftymong, are you ok? STOPAnd how can I be? It wont go away, Trump, reform, fascist USAIts time to rise up, people of colour, transfolx and othersPut an end to the madness, come together, black brothers
>>220155767Spanish man: itsa berry zesty, jes
>>220155700*whizzes past them on my gravel bike*
>>220155778I have a skoda fabia hatchbackIt just works, and I own it outright not on finance now
>>220155749grimmest of the grimtasted like watered down ribena with copper coin shavings mixed in
>>220155692Seen a couple people drive off with the nozzle attached.
in the least unc way possible. I enjoy listening to some relaxing Jazz as background noise
>>220155778respectable whip tbf
only fats ride gravel bikes
fuel card. that's paid for by my employer
i walk to work like a normal person
>>220155800Saw a woman at asda the other day full on melting down crying and bawling because she put petrol in her diesel car
dont worry about the petrol prices lads. only 36 hours until Trump has another melty and bombs Iran which will surely force them to open the strait
mike myers had a very underwhelming career
>>220155809overweight people are all about e-bikes these days, see a lot of them on e-bikes. Which is fair enough I guess, it's good for them to be exercising and if an e-bike is the way to ease them into it then crack on.
going to start a trend called uncmaxxingjust leaning into being uncembracing it
They did nothing wrong
normalise hating dogs
why do carmongs go mental at cyclists on the road? Why do these mongs think they own the roads? roads have existed long before your runtmobiles
>>220155746quite a fan of this post
>>220155830Between the Austin Powers movies and the Shrek movies he's easily made £100,000,000+ from those 2 franchises alone.
Rorke in chastity getting pegged by Priti Patel and Zarah Sultana
Nowt wrong with electric cars but I think its a bit unfair how much they’re subsidised
>>220155851rasheed
>>220155824Could destroy the engine tbf
>>220155870don't like how eerily quiet they are, they should make them make spaceship noises
>>220155749i miss these. used to be called monster before the other faggot company came to aus. actually changed the colour of your pee too
>>220155859I don't, always give cyclists loads of space when passingI've been close passed on a bike before and its fucking horrible
>>220155861Yeah but thats about it, over a 35 year career basically he's starred in dogshit
HATE them (women)
Remember on /brit/ when the first post was some autistic dutch mongo posting a picture of cara Delevingne, then a lad posting George V with "lads" then some lad posting a webm of those korean girls dancinghalcyon days
>>220155888i like the tortured hermit branding
>>220155870The government subsidies for buying one are all gone mate, it's not 2019 any more
>>220155824>>220155881I think it depends whether you turn the car over. They say if you catch the error before doing so they can suck the incorrect fuel out without destroying the car.
>>220155888how is it they banned social media but haven't banned kids buying this shit yet
>>220155809i'm not fat though
what do you think of the winds waves starters
>>220155870government implemented road tax for them nowall subsidies are unfair, that's why they existthe thing you should actually be mad about is the government subsidising the airlines
>>220155574>is a liquid>call it gas
>>220155922Haven't played a pokemon since black 2Don't care
>>220155921yes you areif you werent you would be riding a road bike
>>220155922love that bird nigga
>>220155919i'm not a kid you vile little rodent
>>220155900remember when first post was always either poo smells tranny, cravendale lad, or threadmeister complaing that he didn't get the new
>>220155922gay
>>220155907fuck that mean? later freak!>>220155933yanks? done.
>>220155943>or threadmeister complaing that he didn't get the newhe got done by noncehunterscan't believe the barnet on the lad
>>220155881right so if i got a jerry can of diesel and put it in someones petrol car would that be enough to wreck it?
>>220155943>>220155900I remember way back, when we had fatcam and craven and the maisieposter in about 2014? 2015?The singular bradleypostsr hadn't arrived, and I think it was before we invented norf fc too
>>220155957i mean the man on the can looks like a tortured hermit
>>220155958he monke
>>220155958hard
>>220155958cringekino
we could have this if starmer gets on with it and drills the north sea
>>220155922Look utterly dreadful and soulless
>>220155942>>220155957the illiterate energy drink consumer
>>220155824petrol in a diesel is baddiesel in a petrol is ok
I create junkies just like 12 MonkeysSpreadin' right throughout your block, catchin' suspects who thinkin' they so lucky
>>220155936noperoad bikes are useless for gravel/dirt paths and roads in YOOKAY Ltd are shit
I wish you wouldn't force me to hurt you /brit/
>>220155987You can't put diesel in a petrol, the diesel pump has a bigger nozzle that doesn't fit
>>220155824how? i almost did this (in my defence, i was drunk) but the diesel nozzle doesn't fit
cody use a jerry can on that assholes chevrolet
>>220155983*heems you*
17
>>220155996when I was about ten years old I wiped out riding my road bike on a gravel path in a common once and ripped the skin on both my arms and legs to shredsI didn't cycle again for like two years lol
>>220156004See >>220156003Diesel nozzle won't fit in a petrol, but the petrol nozzle will fit in a diesel
>>220156006we don't say jerry canthe modern jerry can style was invented in nazi germany and that's why its called that, i don't know what people used to carry fuel around before that
>>220155958ts tuff idgaf
>>220155996it's really about tyres though isn't it
>>220155996>he doesnt take cycling holidays to the south of france, italy, spainoh so youre poor AND fat ok
>>220156022their hands I think
>>220156021oh wow. we dont really have diesel cars here except for big trucks
dude brody just made quarterback and i was cheering on the bleachers
>>220155965Expensive repairs and temporarily inoperable for sure
well I think we can safely say they won't be getting a single drop of oil through there for the next 5+ years after this latest development: https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774183655424744.webm
>>220155911It’s the company car subsidies for electric cars which are ridiculous, you have Tarqs leasing £100k+ EV porsches and paying 2% in Benefit in kind tax, meanwhile an average Mercede diesel is 37%.and the cherry on top is the tax free charging at the workplace chargers.
in america, only poor people ride bikes or take pubic transit
Watching Godfather 2Might switch over to that new jojo series
>>220155977>b-but net zero who cares>b-but our oil fields are emptyis that why norway is expanding in the north sea while we're shutting our last 60% of operations while losing 1000 jobs a month while also buying £20 billion a year of oil and gas from norwayfucking retarded country full of retarded people
staffordshire oatcakes for lunch :3
>>220156036makes more sense to carry it in your mouth
>>220156046right well that's a beautiful tranner cumming thick ropes out of her feminine penis
>>220156039Diesels are increasingly rare here, used to get hatchbacks with diesel engines for some reason where now it's usually vans and big 4x4s onlyCities often restrict them because they're way more polluting with NOx and particulates that fuck up lungs
>>220156046MODS
>>220156046love this, very cute
>>220156046fuck i havent seen that in a while
not gay but reckon i'd shag one of bts twinkish boyholes to say i've done it
i walk to work every day and pass a busy main road and every carmong looks fat and miserable as shit sat there in their little wagecages with their little radio playing
>>220156077did it as a special treat for this lad: >>220155900
failed your driving test did you mate?
>>220156057You wouldn't have the bollocks to look in Ed's face and say that
>>220156083There's genuinely a correlation between driving and obesity, like for every 30 minutes a day spent driving on average bmi is a point higherBus drivers are nearly all fat as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHiclrHm-igthe songeth as itwere
>>220156085Much appreciated pal
>>220156094obese are you?
>>220156085what year was that posted every thread i want to see what drivel i was posting round then
>>220155896I liked So I married an axe murderer
feel sick
>>220156108big tune
>>220156134Same, got manflu nose and face aching and keep sneezing
posting from my bike right now
>>220156134*rubs your tUMmy*
>>220156141wheres the gherkin
Need to cull the autists
aircon oncruise control onpodcast ontravel mug fullyep, it's morning commute time
>>220156129hard to say lad I'd say check the hash on the archive but I was deep in the habit of doing a bait n switch with the URL so those posts won't be picked up in the searchcould genuinely be any time in the last 12 years but I want to say at least pre-2019
feeling like a dead duck
*puts my mouth on your belly and blows*
>>220156175
>>220156173bro driving from poolala to chubbadongwong
>>220156179used to do this to the ex a lot
>>220156179*gets a boner*
Feeling like a duck full of life. Virile, athletic, in its prime
>>220156179*kicks my legs and giggles**gets a hard on*get the hell away from me
>>220156186umducky
The scran
*holds up treat*sit, siiiiit SIT
>>220156174well i only came here in 2018 so it was probably theni remember when i started posting i think makes you think doesnt it was still going
>>220156217GRIM
time for the spaff
>>220156217used to get this in secondary schoolno wonder i grew up a runt
mad how that meningitis thing was a complete nothingburger
we could put all our eggs in one basket
>>220156217why does it look like there's no sauce, it's just the beans
Edwardsborough to Oogaboogachunga
>>220156228todal nothingburger zaydon
haha love that mcdonalds advert with the fat black boss woman. makes me want to buy a burger off them
that would certainly save on baskets
>>220156224um!!
i've always found dog owners to be utterly bizarre vile creaturesthey do shit like >>220156219 every single day and don't seem to get bored of itlike what do you actually do with your dog other than throwing things and feeding it? they say it has a "personality" lmao
>
bruce from ooka chakka ooka ooka
reckon we should just nuke the middles east and be done with it
>>220156235I would strongly advise against this
>>220156256rasheed
>>220156179cut it out cody you're giving me a boner
>>220156228Because UKHSA handed out antibiotics to like 10k people
>>220156219just searched up 'teach a dog to sit' and then caught feelings for the bint in the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpZFuoPv_JsI'm a sensitive young (32) man
need to get me cube
moms yeast infection
>>220156272i had a dog growing up and went for walks but i don't understand people who's life revolves around their petsgot better things to do than play ball and teach it tricks
whad a weasely liddle liar dood
>>220156265The world would be super boring without Israel and their shenanigans
>>220156256*yawn*
>>220156297would scran her muff
>>220156297Mamdani is a great politician tbqh
>>220156283moron
I wanna start some sort of gay retard revolutionWho’s with me
saw this on the /int/ index and it did nothing for my cocktoo used to gigantic mutant arsesthese skinny bitches don't turn me on
>>220156222Been on this website since 2007 and in this general since 2014. It's a strange old life but it is what it is. I wish the best for my fellow posters.
mamdani? mate how about we slamdani'se pints!
arabs in general are just mentally ill losers with grotesquely oversized egos and sense of self-importance. Must be a cultural thing
>>220156299yeah i know you'd rather be going "who's a good boy!" to your dog over and over like a mong
back on the huel
>>220156324do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
they served "mexican" food at toil on friday and ive been shitting it out sincedisgusting muck
the shaggers of /brit/
>>220156284Fingered her outside a savers in Streatham high road
>>220156297would rub her clit and and tongue her flaps until she sprays me with her squirt
>>220156346*yawn*
>>220156349i'm talking about gigantic arses like thisbig pawgs
this is rightthe parasite is a communist
>>220156353grow up mate
>>220156353why is the fella on the left's sleeve a different colour than the rest of his robe
haha look at this chap x
>>220156368nobody cares mate
>>220156353quick chungus type
>>220156353I'd shag a quirk chungus I'm not afraid to say it. Her boyfriend can watch or sit on his knitted snorlax.
>>220156368would need a tactical strike from an icbm bbc to make this jiggle properly
>>220156368AI
>>220156385sealberg!!
>>220156387greng bird would shag
>>220156350Never liked it myself
>>220156368Whoa, ass ahoy.
*enters /brit/*
>>220156368How's any cock gonna fit in that mound of plastic
having a chuckle to myself going through my old folders on the HDD I dug that KPOP dance webm out of >2017fugggg
>>220156413
>>220156387Catherine u dirty minxWish I could see what kind of arse shes got
BIG fan of a cheeky 'rrito me
>>220156368COR WOULD LOVE TO LICK HER ARSEHOLE
>>220156440scrofulatging and yodelling
corrrrrr
already learned that those "kinky threesome" posts involved people like this from just seeing pictures of redditor meetups
>>220156440sc
>>220156440lekers
>>220156469someone slowpoke this cunt
>>220156469even the dog is fat
>>220156378This is absolutely the reality, it's not a social condition that has you selling your labour for a living wage while outlawing or making unnecessarily difficult for you to procure natural things like an abode and food, upkept by policing and surveillance, no, the REAL parasite are the people who point out this condition.
>>220156483i think the slowpoke is you, retard. that pic is ancient.
>>220156469anyone saying they wouldn't shag front row inset right (the woman not the dog you bloody comedian) is lying
>>220156469mad how if the fat people were removed it would still be bad but like one tenth as much
got to go to toil in 45 minutes. i hate working on Sundays.
>>220156498it not ri
>>220156498ah you must work for the emergency services or in a hospital right?
>>220156469There's a small handful of decent looking people in this tbf
if you're against unions and you aren't a millionaire, you are quite literally doing the equivalent of letting someone have sex with your wife
>>220156387What's ENM?
>>220156469fat dennis in the back there
>>220155541People being blown up by drones carrying bombs, I think
the only two even remotely normal looking
>>220156498grimberg
>>220156469second from right bottom row would get it
flicking my willy about
rorke still posting memes from 2004 and belly laughing to himself
>>220156520Only real ones know about Shippy
>>220156516[something] non-monogamouscan't be arsed googling it
>>220156527coke cans in a plastic bag oh my days
>>220156520what's funny about these photos is someone who wasn't even a personality turned up, just took some photos, then fucked off home
leftymong giving a 2.5 star review for SNL UK
>>220156520hate shippy even more than i hate amer
>>220156511I’m only against unions in regards to the arts
>>220156469Them: getting outside, meeting real people, making friendshipsYou: sitting inside, not meeting real people, letting your friendships fall apart
>>220156556why?
>>220156516>>220156549means he fucks other people with his girlfriend's consente stands for ethical
>>220156469Would the redhaired tongue piercing girl too but judging by those bingo wings I suspect much of her fat is hidden by the fat girl in front of her
>>220156565why come
>>220156469There’s another infamous pic of a Reddit meet up where every woman but the good looking ones are flashing their tits, and one of the normal looking guests is sone reasonably dressed guy wearing sunglasses and sipping a beer
>>220156568i'm making friends right here, right now, palhave plenty of mates on /brit/ that i've made over the years
nobody asked for mass-immigration nobody voted for mass-immigration nobody wanted for mass-immigration yet here we bloody are
>>220156570he is extremely annoying and repetitive and full of himself, like all of the "personalities" over therealso a fat bald cunt
>>220156603i did
I've seen a van driver almost run over someone crossing the road without slowing down or at least bibbing at them twice in the past week, on one of the occasions it was a little kid riding his bikedunno if the mong is on his phone while driving or just didn't want to slow down but they're always such scummy cunts on the road
>>220156606did they ever fuck?
>>220156606imagine how much of ribenas jalfrezi sauce he got over his bellend
would never meet someone over the internet. could get raped which would be horrible
>>220156613you dickhead
>>220156603>nobody wanted for mass-immigrationjews did
>>220156606is that spaino?
>>220156590
>>220156606fucking hell the state of it
>teacher asked us what we wanted to be when we grow up>said I wasn't sure but wanted it to be something to do with sports>he replied "my guess would be sumo wrestler">whole class laughedA man in his 50s bullying a 10 year old child. Would batter him if I ever met him again the sad cunt
>>220156583They’re bullies to independent creators
>>220156627extremely scottish video
>>220156617van drivers need to be enslaved tbqh
>>220156596Yeah same, there's anon, and then there's anon, and also anon is a right laugh
>>220156627zero micro-nutrients in her diet
>>220156655;_;
>>220156646he’s done you lad let it go
>>220156646
>>220156646Give us a truffle shuffle lad
>>220156643this one isn't half as badi mean clearly these people aren't intelligent enough to post here but it's alright
>>220156657you're forgetting mousenonce, heathermong, 190, ziedbelg, escortmongcould go on... have at least 30 mates just from this thread alone
>>220156653how so
>>220156646bet you proved his hypothetical person wrong by not growing up to be a massive tubster, right?
enslave people you mildly dislike
>>220156344little monkey bloke
>>220156643looks like a young boogie in the middle
the most obvious samefagging setup in /brit/ history
me in the back
>>220156681no you haven’t be quiet
>>220156685I only weigh 17 stone
>only
New>>220156732>>220156732>>220156732
>>220156739
is the sweden flag a bot or really thick?seems like he's struggling with basic humour
>>220156743he was talking about horse cock yesterday
>>220156742lmao get fucked
>>220156606Is that ribena?
>>220156894..yh
>>220156627The fuck is the boak?
