Future British fighter jet edish
Anyone who weighs over 12 stone should not be allowed access to the NHS
My anus is leaking because of my homosexual lifestyle
>>220156750I pay as much tax as you do, as have my parents and grandparents. I am entitled to it, gonna cry?
some sort of machine that transmits my tiny penis genes to men around the globe to level the playing field
i have to go get some food nowapologies
>>220156618no shippy is a racist but only fucks black women
>>220156743I assume he's the guy who posts horsesAnyway, cut him some slack, you can't expect a non-native English speaker to understand every joke
made a hinge and got two likes from girls in my area within 10 minutes of completing my profile
>>220156761*Jiggles your belly*
>>220156750are you 5'2?
>>220156750the nhs should be abolished and the norweigan system copiedbabies should all be screened for disabilities and aborted as necessary
>>220156743nh, just an autist >>220156756also nh, but i have noticed another swede posting like implying shagging horses at odd times too it seems
>>220156775Get them shagged
jav wank this evening
grim
which way is she spinning then?
>>220156750lmao i am 12 stones and skinnyyou must be like 5 feet tall kiddo>>220156794propensity for obesity is not something you can screen out
>>220156805they look well used
>>220156750force/coerce them into fat camp if they're not too old to matter anyways, why not?
hes sucking on that thang
>>220156792'anti-abrahamic' nazis are like this too
>>220156805letting them out of their cages is how you get a feral sex arse
>>220156792type of shit that would have diego seething for 10 threads straight
>>220156792>i am not daft enough to have beliefs incredible self own
Mental how much money this country would save if we didn't spend so much money on welfare and social care. You see some "people" in wheelchairs who barely function, drooling from the mouth and screeching who simple shouldn't exist
any hopeless directionless pooeyu slug of a man in
for the longest time I though '[name] sex arse' was a funny way of saying someone was attractivedidnt know it was a product lol
>>220156852me! me! me!
>>220156852ktim
ktim
Having a right chuckle at SNL UK Yep. I can comfortably say this was the best comedy in years
>>220156850depression and anxiety should not be eligible for benefitsmoping in your grotty bennyflat isn't going to fix that
>>220156850the catholic church should be the ones with the burden to care for such people, put their coffers to use
>>220156860it is that too, kinda
this lad >>220156860 sex arse
>>220156792howling how the 4th one gets diegsy EVERY FUCKING time
Looks like I've triggered all the fatties itt with my 12 stone comment. If you don't like it put down the fork tubby lmao
>>220156792That last one is fuelled by pure rage
Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion.
>>220156764got a problemno bread for a sandwichnothing else in
>>220156898and i've triggered these same fatties with this >>220156792
still going through me old HDD hehhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774185721395258.webm
just got combo-hit by a Redditor delivering all of their best lines to me at once, leaving my dead body on the floor of the church
>>220156919gimmick from the classical era
japanese women roleplaying as prepubescent children again are they
>>220156919'ce
>>220156919You have a whole general on /sp/ for this weeb shite
>>220156911been wrapping pieces of cheese in slices of ham for 2 days. no bread in you see
>>220156919post some classics mateshit like this takes me back
>>220156643kek this is the one, what a blast from the past
>>220156943newfag
>Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion.
Sick of these cunts self diagnosing themselves with autism, depression and other mental health issues because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little mongs instead of just having personality quirks. We as a society need to go back to telling people to man the fuck up
i'll eat it but ham is kinda gross
>>220156874that joke doesn't work on any level
zoomers in awe at the idea of people using their own brain to produce something
>>220156968you're about a decade late with this opinioneveryone outside tiktok already knows this(well actually most people think there is literally a mental illness epidemic but they're retarded)
Rorke supplying his own gas through farts
What should an angloboo be called?
>>220156874Idgi
>>220156968>because they are convinced there must be an explanation as to why they are weird little mongs instead of just having personality quirksthats not why they do it they do it for MONEY they do it for PIP it's a free ticket onto the gravy train for life you'd be a fool not to. Jobseeker's alone is shite.
>>22015696850% of the population are women so this will never happen
leftypol tying up rorke and mercilessly gooning him
reminder that the highest risk of microplastic ingestion comes from reusing the same single use plastic water bottlerepeated opening and closing causes the plastic around the cap and bottle neck to degrade and more microplastics are released into your waterget a metal bottle or a reusable plastic bottleI see some people walk around with the same evian bottle every day
>>220156950it's mainly just a lot of softcore coom to be fair. I'm trying to think of stuff people might rememberthe unix timestamp on this image is from 13 years ago lmao
Everyone, quiet down. Rorke has a solution to end the Iran war.You have the floor, Rorke, let's hear.
>>220157009I believe they were once called teaboos but you don’t hear that much often these days ;_;
>>220157044send in freddy fazbear
>>220157043remember wanking to this like 15 years ago
>>220157023what does microplastic do thats so bad anywayplastic lasts forever so maybe its making us all immortal
>>220157023or just drink out of a glass like a normal person mate
>>220157012thoughts on israel?
>>220157044um um everyone be nice to each other *blushes and runs away crying*
its ironic that this thread of people with legitimate mental illness who could do with treatment and would benefit from society being more aware of mental illness but never will because woke o algo
>>220157023>I see some people walk around with the same evian bottle every daytell them directly instead of boring us then you twat
>>220157023I genuinely believe declining birthrates in western countries is dependent on their industrial level. The more industrialised a nation is, the more micro plastics. Micro plastics is known to cause low sperm counts. This explains why African birthrates are skyrocketing. You'll also see birthrates in India and china start to decline this century as they become more industrialised.
Looks quite sunny. I'm going to need to fill up the backpack water bladder for my walk into town later
remember that brief period where leftymong tried to pretend woke didnt exist and demanded examples of woke, and when clearly presented with an example, would just say uhhh yeah rorke problem?
cold out
>>220157096What is woke though
>>220157088nah in Africa almost everything is low-quality plastic
>>220156813Anticlockwise if you're looking from above
When I'm out and about I carry a pint glass filled with water
Trump screaming about opening the strait "or else" lmao. What a disgusting fat orange nonce. He's completely fucked this
Norwegian Wood is a lovely song
>>220157060wtf i dont want to live forever
i thought it was just me that carried water in an backpack when i went outside
*calls Rorke a slur*
>>220156874Those are obviously AI jokes aren't they, because neither make sense
>>220156750That thing full of rabid left wing feminists, illiterate and incompetent foreigns and dangerous migrants? Keep it
>>220156909This, although without the "lo-fi beats", I'm not into thatI remember pulling all-nighters at uni to get essays done. Today's zoomers would just cheat with ChatGPT. Soft generation they are.
>This explains why African birthrates are skyrocketing.yeah this explains why [something categorically and demonstrably false]
>>220157072we can't get treatment because NHS queues are full of "AuDHDH" and anxiety/depression/bdp or whatever the fuck is popular these days
>replying to a 20 minute old post omdz
>>220157066morally bankrupt bunch of horrible cunts who have put fuel prices up and therefore directly made my life worse. in fairness to them though they have the politicians in the strongest country in the world eating out of the palm of their hand and have carved out quite a prosperous existence for themselves with no resources while their neighbours are all poverty stricken cunts so i will give them some credit.
favourite obscure older poster? for me it was shrimplad
>>220157150haha yes lad
>>220157150G’WAN DEANO MY SON
>>220157122Mine has a neat hose that you can use to drink from, saving time. Mum likes to make sure I take enough to drink with me
i failed my assessments and essays because even though I wrote some actual masterpieces and truly thought-provoking stuff, it was "backed up" by old dead people from the 19th century who had the same thought as me back then. Didn't make any sense, academia is a scam
>>220157166the gay emo who joined the tory party
all brits look like pasty babies
>>220157176see so many girlies or weakling lads wearing this on their 5k runs
>>220157133i did every assignment the night before and did alrightknew a lot of people using chatGPT but they were the ones who were already failing. the lecturers basically said they knew when people were using it but it didn't matter, even if they couldn't prove it the grades were not good on chatGPT-written essays
posting a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
>>220157166kentqt because she would sometimes post her arse
>>220157191including you?
>>220157096>>220157103>Woke is an adjective derived from African-American English used since the 1930s or earlier to refer to awareness of racial prejudice and discriminationOf course Rorke hates the idea of people recognising discrimination (since Rorke wants to perpetuate discrimination), so Rorke and his buddies mock the idea of "woke"
Toilposting and bollocksmashingposting was /brit/ kino
>>220157191untrue
>>220157207I don't see any problem with discrimination because white people are just better than you
>>220157043peng and penger
He's a real nowhere manSitting in his nowhere landMaking all his nowhere plans for nobodyDoesn't have a point of viewKnows not where he's going toIsn't he a bit like you and me?Nowhere man, please listenYou don't know what you're missingNowhere manThe world is at your commandHe's as blind as he can beJust sees what he wants to seeNowhere man, can you see me at all?Nowhere man, don't worryTake your time, don't hurryLeave it all'Til somebody else lends you a handDoesn't have a point of viewKnows not where he's going toIsn't he a bit like you and me?Nowhere man, please listenYou don't know what you're missingNowhere manThe world is at your commandHe's a real nowhere manSitting in his nowhere landMaking all his nowhere plans for nobodyMaking all his nowhere plans for nobodyMaking all his nowhere plans for nobody
rubbersoulmong loves his fucking rubber soul
>>220157191Want about bame Brits
What is the boak?>>220156750Hello state spokesperson/77th
might buy 7 of the same outfit and wear it every day like im bart simpson
get fucked geordie cunts
220157272fuck off
>>220156750>>220157132Samefag/good cop-bad cop propaganda strategy
>>220157263SAY THE WOOOOOOORDLOVE!
wtf Mousey even said the Mackems would win! I couldn`t Believe !!
>>220156750if you weigh under 12 stone you're a woman
why does mousey rage about paedos when he wants to shag animals
>>220157295Hey buddy, see your flag? Means you're Irish. Means no one here gives a single fuck what comes out of your peabrain. Fuck off.
boring mong hour, im off to watch youtube. probably one of those film analysis type videos by a zoomer reviewing a 90s cult classic but delves in to themes that don't exist and brings up obscure philosophy in its conclusion that completely misses the mark
saving for a deposit bros, how's it going?
>>220157282Scrum
gymskins aura is generally terrifying
The appeal of finnster is hes just a normal lad with a small to average willy and an english accent who decided slowly over 5 years to put on a wig shave his groin and ram things up his arse on camera
>>220157337£2100 in there (and £85000 in the ISA that's not getting touched)
>>220157330normally I don't watch video essay shite however I like this guy's stuff a lot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5WaBrceYn4
>>220156732I fucked your mom like if I were one of those
>>220157350interesting how all the middle class redit neeks instinctively bow before the essex lads sheer aura
>>220157359My house cost £105k
>>220157327Outstanding post, really really good
>>220157358end of the day it's just banter, guys being dudes. Yes he's on HRT, has sucked a willy, gets done up the bum by his tranny girlfriend and has had FFS (feminine facialisation surgery) but when you get down to brass tacks... it's just a bit of banter
in bed now
>>220157330>>220157361Stop talking to yourself and fuck off like you said you would. "n-n-n-no it not me" Just go away boring mong.
Wiltshire ham
whats up yall its black nigga 45 here
>>220157337im just starting outwas thinking of chucking 4000 in the cash lisa
>>220157400grow up
>>220157337got probably 300k saved up but im not using it for a depositwaste of money
nearly 25 years since michael barrymore arse fisted that lad to death in his swimming poolmad tabloids got to come up with headlines like only pools and corpsessimpler times, simpler times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KPTiSYuzwg
>>220157445;_;
the new Scrubs is pretty good to be fair. Feels exactly like the Scrubs of old.
rorke sucking on a toberlone
>>220157433Saw these lads doing marches and shit in Windrush square once and was howling
>>220157433black blackshirts
>>220157423never heard about this lol
>>220157478FOLC
>>220157412how old are you
right the windows are wide open to let some fresh air in. So nobody shout out anything stupid please
got too much love to give
>>220157516
*wet willies you with my toe*
NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>220157466windrush square lmao it's a fucking religion
>>220157493sorry
thats it chaps im off the booze for good its pepsi max and youtube videos and incelwalks round the park for 50 years now
>>220157521lovely kot
There's a new neighborhood cat causing trouble. He's huge maybe the biggest cat l've ever scene. Been knocking the shit out of every other cat including mine
35 year old child me, never had any bills until a year ago, saving for a deposit I'll be too scared to use. What the fuck do I do, just don't know about money and that?
>>220157546cor mate living the good life now get on those bloody incel walks around that same bloody park pronto!!!! and don't forget about posting on 4chan forever too haha
>>220157556rape him, won't be so tough anymore after that
>>220157556kwab
>>220157433I just looked up at that group and it doesn't look like they express hatred for any particular ethnicity, unlike the fascist blackshirts of the 1930s, who did express hatred towards Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMfEmbIJtO0
suuuunluun
>>220157556
Tucker Carson's laugh is evil
what's the German word for opening all the windows for 10 minutes a day? im gonna start dong that
>>220157516kahteemmmmmm but no one silly enough to take it. SAD!
>>220157191ancient gimmick this
lovelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBcdt6DsLQA&list=PL0jp-uZ7a4g-i-6UoyDVhPcbCF_QKVuCu&index=11
BREAKING: TERROR ATTACK IN JAPANA Kurdish PKK member assaults a local politician and runs away, the police are searching. The politician is hospitalized, and in stable condition
>>220157655ok
>>220157605lüften
>>220157655everywhere you goalways take the jihad with you
>>220157605Windowschneitzhaben
>>220157605zwolfoffenlichtshaft
>>220157695>>220157705Kreischen
>>220157605Öffnensiejedentagzehnminutenlangdasfensterumdiewohnungzulüften.
Mad how this utterly eviscerated krautshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/iM103vKdI5E
putting effort into my wellbeing, taking care of myselfx
>>220157762fatty!
what's a man to do when they've been made redundant by AI
>>220157762if that was true you wouldn't be here.
>>220157774nope x>>220157777you're my friends xx
>tottenpoop shartspurs
Farting bigly
https://youtu.be/R6m3Y9U0FaI?t=138
jigger
>>220157797I thought they were losing already then
>>220157797could be in the bottom 3 in 90 minutes
im feeling really confident about the future
wonder if he knows that he's the inspiration behind chudjak
>>220157823they did I'm at the ground now
farting on a plate and serving it to leftypol
grottingham borest
drinking rum baileys and kahlua
>>220157839just told him it was an ethiopian delicacy and he said it smelled amazing omds
Cohenberg Shekelwitz is raising my rent
was with family yesterday and felt like are Timstaring ahead into space, becoming detached from my mind, possibly sweating a lot tooI am a Tim in the making
just put some eye drops in
millennials giving away 50% of their salary to rentberg since moving out of their parents home at the age of 18 was the biggest injustice in recent english historyi could have a million in my s&s account by now, instead i live in a shite suicidebox with five figures in savings
>>220157833who is that
everyone look at sommerray new instagram post omds
>>220157904i give 1/7th of my salary to rentberg but im a different kind of beast
>>220157922good arse on her
>>220157871no you're not
>>220157904I live at home at 29
chaperone has been cancelled
>>220157910guy who shot up a walmart
I gave 1,001 Arabian nights a read, and the first story was basically:>two kings spy on a massive orgy in the gardens every night >one of their queens who’s been missing for years is there keeps sneaking off with a giant homeless black man who lives in a tree>they follow them to kill them. >turns out the black guy is a genie and the woman asks the two kings to have sex with her on his sleeping body>she has 500 magic rings, one from each man she’s cuckholded this genie with and had sex on the sleeping genie>one of the kings goes crazy and demands 1 virgin every night so he may have sex and then kill them because all women are whores. He does this for 3 yearsThe endAnd that’s like only 1% of the entire book
>>220157904your fault for moving to the big city to live the cosmopolitan lifestyle shouldve stayed in your provincial shitehole and bought a cheap house
>>220157904this is why I'm moving to China where rent is 200 quid a monththen I'll come back in my early 30s
>>220157976you just gonna go move to China are you
throwing out all the clothes i dont wantstarting fresh
Might move to China
i thought afroman died on stage
>>220157964i take it the king who went crazy and fucked and killed 1000 women was the husband of the queen you mention
>>220157922>>220157941never heard of her, just looked her up...really gets the nogging jogging
Any lads here ever barebacked an escort?
We here guys we here don’t worry
>>220157987yeah what of it
just moved to china
mad how america don't make pennys anymore
>>220158027I forgot the details, i think so. It was the Francis Button collection, who himself was interesting desu (circumcised himself so he can spy on Mecca)
>>220158038hope you get raped by a manc bull
>>220158036So what? Christian women can’t wear bikini anymore?
>>220158038have fun mate x
>>220157976Good taste.
>>220158038nice one x
>>220158037yeah but she was a street gypsy one in prague not my finest hour
>>220157964There are a lot of stories of black slaves fucking the arab women in it.
>>220158055well that sounds like a delightful well thought out tale with a powerful message
>>220158063she makes a living posting airbrushed pictures of her cellulite ridden arse mate grow up and stop being a fucking coomer
wish I could flay the cunts who put products away where they don't belongnut and bolt trays at B&Q may as well be fucking random
rorke circumcising himself so he can sneak into the local green party meeting
>>220158110She’s actually a DJ but sure buddy
the mental imagery had me howling
>>220158140yeaaah sure buddy it's her djing skills everyone's subbed to her forlmao delusional little coomer
>>220158141what's a suburban
>>220158067>>220158080Thanks guys
>Big Ben to be renamed Massive Mohammed
>>220158158
>>220158158massive yank SUV with a stereotype of being driven by dealers and gangbangers
>>220158141love it when black people are selfawareneed more nibbas like this
>>220158155You were talking about how she makes a living? I told you her job is a DJWhy are you such a hateful incel
cor would love to lick her arsehole
>>220158186rorke's granda would believe this
>>220158216about 1% of her income comes from DJing and even her DJ opportunities come ultimately from her thirsttrap ig
neeps and tatties for lunch
>>220158223would prefer her to be fucking my arse with those stilettos while she gives me brutal sph and makes me suck on a bbc dildo could be in chastity too
>"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall detested in France".
>>220158223sauce? >>220158228he already did. billions of angry boomers in the facebook comments.
>>220156732we should probably buy that too if FCAS fails
>>220158264The French are our brothers. Pic related. Also we created Concorde together.
mad how many normtarded gooner freaks here are obsessed with random instagrom whores
>>220158276Maybe Baby a Russian rapper
>noooo you don't understand! she's a very talented dj, she makes 25 quid a night from that
need an iranian icbm aimed straight at my bollocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2Ev48RL3GQ
>>220158363right then I'll phone up the ayatollah and get that sorted out
catberg
>>220158256Man do I know that feel!
>>220158363they don't have ICBMs, only MRBMs
rorke doing a shit
dj rorke on the ones and twos
not joking now lads what am I supposed to do with my days when I'm an incelluous virginous NEETazoid
sucking down some eggs benny
>>220158287Maybe all of Europe should cooperate on the same fighter jet. Use funds and expertise from the whole continent.
are Ronnie with a 153
im the head of the motherfucking state niggai brought you change nigga what the fuck you thinkin nigga
>>220158453do the self improvement meme. Exercise, reading, ideally socializing in some form. Yes it won't solve all your problems but it will definitely make you feel better.
making howling and groaning noises from my deep dark cave to scare the local villagefolk
are Kwami with a 15.3cm
>>220158453drug or alcohol addiction, wanking and watching lots of videos and posting here of course
>>220158492bad post>>220158503good post
>>220158479right now GCAP is UK, italy and japan but poland wants to join so it might expand to be more pan-european
if I had a bigger willy I'd do so much shagging
keep mistakenly thinking of myself as a young person, a zoomer, if you will, then realise i am officially old at almost 40.
>>220158479easier said than done. Realistically, it makes most sense to have collaborations of a few select large countries. For example if Germany would join GCAP as an equal member now, it would create conflict about the workshare and development authority, that's why it won't happen.
>>220158527ktim I look like I'm in my early 20s but I'm closer to 40 than 30
>>220158527you're young at heart tha'ts what counts
>>220158492imagine telling people to get into jestermaxxing
rorke scrolling through youtube, trying to pick out his themesong
>>220158540ktim but i'm in my early 20s and look middle-aged
what is jestermaxxing
the biggest con job was making communism cringewoke is a capitalist ploy
>>220158517>>220158550t. crabs in the bucket
Can't get my incel activities to placate me anymore but I'm too mentally ill to go into the normieverse
>>220158519Interesting>>220158534Maybe the EU should decide it's going to organise a fighter jet programme for all EU countries. Then the UK will develop its own thing which would inevitably be shitter than a pan-European plane, and thus the UK would eventually ask to rejoin the EU and use the EU plane.
>>220158583get a new autistic incel obsession ladI recommend trainspotting
>>220158562rorke's theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ-hPNrKdZI
in a silly mood today so I wound nan's dog up and got him excited then left to go to the shopsbit of a prank on nanulated sugar
>>220158571the opposite of looksmaxxingtrying to achieve success and get women by developing useless "skills" like humour, hobbies, and reddit-tier interests
i refuse to improve my life in even the slightest fashion out of solidarity with my vile slugs on /brit/
we should organise a debate between diego and commiemong
a new study has shown that the average resident of Herne Hill will inhale at least 17cm of Kwasi Kwarteng's Congolese Jungle BBC in their sleep each year, an increase of 3cm from 2022
sexo
>>220158596how do I get into trains? is there anywhere good in yorkshire to see trains
New>>220158621>>220158621>>220158621
>>220158614i'll set up the mirror
>>220158614dont think the world is ready for such a grandiose meeting of the minds
>>220158629lol
>>220158591>Maybe the EU should decide it's going to organise a fighter jet programme for all EU countries. Then the UK will develop its own thing which would inevitably be shitter than a pan-European plane, and thus the UK would eventually ask to rejoin the EU and use the EU plane.I like your idea and generally agree, but it's unrealistic for a number of reasons. Bilateral cooperation in the EU makes most sense currently, Germany and UK are cooperating on ballistic missiles for example.
>>220158617you planning on moving there then
>>220158634Lol what do you mean, they’re idiots
>>220158540no you dont, unc cope
>>220157964That's the introduction
>>220157964Also, the harem learns of his practice and Sehrazad devises the plan of telling him a story that ends in a cliffhanger at daen so he'll be interested and keep her alive.
>>220158037Yeah a trannyThink of it often
