Bonnie Scotland edish
perth mentioned
>>220158614it must have already happened surely
big fan of "lol" we should bring it backnone of that sCrEaMiNg shitwant the plain old lol to make a comeback
mood rnhttps://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8
>>220158662isn't diego the christianposterif so then it happens about once a week
Got the round in lads
>>220158665i like how we've cut screaming down to just s
>>220158665more of a lel man me
Tonight's viewing
psianf
>>220158662diego is only here on fridayscommiemong is only here on tuesdays and thursdays when he supposedly gets a day off from the electroplating factorythey have literally never met
lmfao
roflniggering
>>220158711s
for me, it's>pscr
Thoughts on the NS ideal of a White Europe?
>>220158690they got it in pidgin?
>>220158717>bradley
there's trans alysa liu clones and rorke is blackpilling
my autistic hobby is birdwatching and women seem to hate it even thought I know lots of good places in my area to see birds and especially ducks
>>220158690why does it look like it's in 360p?
>>220158717squealing that you probably asked the AI to put bradley on the TV and thats what it did
today I am "piss screamer"
>>220158737who gives a fuck what women think
>>220158717Timmy do be watching Golf all day
>>220158717what genre of pornography do you think tim watches
>>220158737you can take me birdwatching xour hands touch while you pass me the binoculars xx
>>220158711Bellowing
Like the idea of socialism but now it's all tied in with tranny and bender worship, so had to go full rorke instead.
>>220158784it always will be tied to low status people
If Rorke were a bird he'd be a poo screaming one
my willy so bigit swangin'
Clocks go forward tonight de lids, cheeky extra hour in bed for me :3
>>220158621
>>220158784I can’t stand that socialism has been mired in anti-colonial rhetoric for the past sixty or so years.
me? free market fundamentalist
>>220158797wrong and wrong again
Leftypol going birdwatchingRorke going birdwatching
any reasonable blackman in?
>>220158647I guess if there were an EU-wide fighter jet then Hungary would probably veto everything about it. I just think in today's world it makes sense for European countries to work together.
Business idea: instead of lol, kek, screaming etc. we just reply with the word "bradley"Could even shorten it to "bra". It will be a sick injoke amongst the lads here.
>>220158823um x
Help, 999! I'm CREASING AAAAAAGGGGHHHH
poo bradley (screaming)
*folds you into a neat triangle and stuffs you in my coat pocket*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6oUxaC-fhs
>>220158797I always forget that clocks go forward and at 3am when it becomes 4am it freaks me out I feel like I’ve traveled in time
Haven't wanked in at least a week. Feel like I should do.
>>220158729can you stop posting this one it triggers methanks
>>220158856it happens at 2am actually
>>220158863will join you lad. I have nothing else to do so may as well 'do myself' if you get me LOL ;) ;) (rape myself)
wholemeal, that's what you wantwhite bread is overwholemeal is for the clue havers
>>220158866Clocks go forward at 1am. Clocks go back at 2am.
>>220158866Nah it goes from 1:59 to 3:00
rorke niggerscreaming at the tit family of birdsleftypol wanking because house martins migrate to the uk from africa to breed and bludge putting further strain on our nhs
>>220158885yes. it would be a disaster if it happened at midnight. like a y2k bug.
>>220158865ok bye
When do the cocks go forward?
>>220158729you'll be happy to know i had a wank to her last night
don’t understand why he have to fuck with the clocks, farmers don’t give a shite anymore so get rid of it
kek
>>220158913well, rorke wanks by thrusting into his hand, so... 5 minutes from now?
I'm not particularly happy to hear that no
>>220158829b
don't use clocks me so daylight savings doesn't affect mesimply go by the unix timestamp
>>220158930Chris Chan nigga
rick and morty trap remix
>>220158930Ah yes, so this is how nuclear war kicks off. Always wondered how it would go down.
I'm awake for as long as the sun is up and then I go to sleep
big spaff too if you MUST know
>>220158930trump is like a fella that stuck his cock in a beehive, now the bees are going around stinging everyone in the room and he won't pull his cock out from the beehive because doing so would mean the bees win
>>220158621https://youtu.be/KFnvkypksPI?si=uEC2ZpwL7qunGQLC
>>220158957riddle me this type nigga
>>220158943yeah enjoy your eunuch's timestamp
>>220158967scr
Rorke on a mad one
>>220158928bradley
>>220158904
>>220158727
>>220158997tasteful
just had a wank to blacked porn again. usually i feel shame but this time i feel strong and powerful. dunno whats going on
>>220158997right so what actually happened to him?
feel shit going bed
2012 was 20 years ago today
>>220159025Did LSD once in uni and went schizo
>>220158670Thoughts on Swedish music?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSpqLqC7U6gI haven't listened to Opeth in years but I listened to them a bit when I was younger. I should probably give them another go.
wonder how the hundredth anniversary of the battle of waterloo was marked in 1915 while ww1 was happening in the same areajust these little odd things i ponder
mad how some of you are 5'8 or shorter
>>220159073so fucking what
>>220159073Probably most desu, being a midget is a big risk factor for turning into a bitter incel
bradleyscreaming
>>220159073im 5'6
xaviersobent
>>220159073not me I was 180cm at my most recent health assessment
>>220158930kek they're actually gonna nooooook
191cm man me
got my window open
>Cambon firmly believed "that French was the only language capable of articulating rational thought" and "objected to the foundation of French schools in Britain on the eccentric grounds that French people raised in Britain tended to end up mentally retarded".Just not on is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PC49dWgTPc
>>220159166women are deeply unwell creatures
>>220159166grotty slag
>>220159157couldnt get away with saying that these days
>>220159057not him but wouldn’t really put that down as “swedish music”, there are some good some bad ofc but i generally don’t listen to it example of a good imo, bit old but it holds up: https://youtu.be/4BrVgyF8SY0?is=q4CkXl4cX1-_8khy
cannot comprehend the meth addict psyche
>>220159025mk ultra
>>220159157>French people raised in Britain tended to end up mentally retardedscrem
Home alone today so this is my Sunday lunch. Childhood nostalgiamaxing
>>220159199genuinely fucking screaming at this
>>220159181ah yes let's ignore the literally millions of bizarre webms of men, from putting jars up their arses to fucking toasters
>>220159157hes right though, just missed the part where french people in france also end up retarded
>>220159199shriek
>>220159217Corr
MARY ANNE WITH THE SHAKY HAND
>>220159199pang pang inviting the cronem over while timmy’s at work omds
>>220159217you're home alone every day browsing X and reddit for images of food you sad cunt
made a bradley walsh sicko bdsm tickle fetish chatbotbut now we're only going and getting bloody married!
>>220159199>him getting momentarily distracted by the tap on the sink at 0:40lol
nigga brad, its nigga brad!
haven't washed myself in three months
he's coming
>>220159217Did you cook those potato smiles with a hairdryer
>>220159233s
>>220159233just a bit of bants
>>220159199as an elvanse chad i can empathise with & respect my crystal meth brothers
>>220159199>steals something from her pocketgiggling
grok make brad a nigga
>>220159188>Although Cambon was Ambassador to Britain for more than two decades, he did not speak English and chose not to learn. On the contrary, he insisted that every remark be translated into French, including simple statements such as 'yes'.Kinna based desu
he's sneaking out of the lab after rescuing the deformed bradders clones
>>220158997that hole in the side of his head has healed up nicely
might make a robot
>>220159305love are sneaky brad
nigga locked in
Couldn't have anything to do with unqualified foreign born healthcare workers could it? Britain used to be the envy of the world for its high standards in medical requirements and integrity, and now it's a paki fried chicken restaurant/museum.
wish i hasnt become a mentally ill incel freak
if bradley walsh were depressed he’d be sadley walsh
>>220159073women like short kings
>>220159333
>>220159217Should have gone with beans instead of spaghetti, beans are slightly healthier
second glass of diet coke got me burping up a stormsome freaks would pay me if i recorded this
>>220159325that and white middle managers afraid of doing anything in fear they will get called racistand in turn, tabloids partly to blame for slandering people and plastering your face all over the internet so the xitter and facebook get their pitchforks out
>>220159325shut your black ass up
>>220158681bradley bussing a fat nut
If Bradley Walsh had a great grandfather from Cardiff he’d be Barely Welsh
>>220159325dont think wales has running water yet so I can see how this mixup would happen
>Trump wants to open the strait "or else">Iran threatens to close the strait if the "else" happensWhere does Trump go from here?
>>220159325so grim and yes they actually prioritise foreign-born applicants so it's no better than walking into a hospital in lagos now
>>220159282I prefer them lightly done>>220159351Spaghetti hoops are elite bro, beans are overrated
funny how no one believes i have a black female flatmate
>if israel were a dog
>>220158954A fat orange nonce is going to kill us all
beans are fucking SHITE
mad some soup but cut a small chunk of my fingernail off while cutting the vegetables and haven't been able to find it, so at some point in the next few days I'll bite into it mid-dinner which is great
>>220159411s
>>220159387Trump will chicken out as always when the market opens and come up with some excuse to de-escalate. How have people not learnt this yet?
Scroaring
she's fucking blocked me too, we shared a fucking life together for years and she throws it away in less than a week
>>220159325holy grimoli
>>220159441what did you do
>>220159192>wouldn’t really put that down as “swedish music”They are Swedish though. But anyway I guess they won't be to everybody's taste. Your link didn't work for me (probably a legal issue for the UK) but I think this is the same song and yeah it sounds good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWHxsqOl_v0
>>220159399mate i was on an interview panel & despite having applicants flying in from north ireland we literally only hired white locals from the county(aside from one fit lebanese lass)
>>220159444Broccoli brad
poor lads :(
>>220159441have a cry have a wank get a fresh head on your shoulders and stop thinking about her
>>220159441epic fail #rapenormtards
>>220159392>The chase.. is potato!!
>>220159431Mad how people have been seething about trump daily for over a decade now
>>220159455
>>220159420
>SPUDS
this is what leftypol wants
anyone had a spudgun in school?
>>220159489bradley they're actually going down aren't they
>>220159493ironically this is actually what rorke wants. leftypol is vegan.
guess i want city to win so arsenal don't win the quadruple
my fpl is fucking poppin rn
Going to start making tea at 4
Absolutely screaming at this bellend who thinks saying Bradley will last kek
>"hand over the State secrets and I'm all yours, rorke"
>>220159554pbtim (poo bradley this is me)
do you think kids of the 1950s were seething about Eisenhower the same as they do today about TrumpEisenhower and Trump were very similar
shittenham twatsperms
easter eggs have always been a ripoff eyedeceptively volume of chocolatehollow insidejust like so many of us around the holiday season
>>220159567The only thing I can offer is railway timetables
>>220159554bradley
>>220159451Dutch ahh name
>>220159593was better when they came with mugs
>>220159599Right well I've missed out there then
>>220159599*checks my calendar*drat, missed it again
>>220159501Never worked if i remember
bet helperlad is happy
>>220159586Hope Arsenal win because I don't like City
>>220159631is that a joke I'd have said she's approaching 50
CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>220159631make up should be illegal
got facialabuse on
My Sunday is better than yours
>>220159641Your virginity is showing.that’s just what natural women look like
Never interacted with anything to do with Ruby Granger but just scrolled onto an Instagram reel of her and her mate being at an “off-grid” cabin and everyone thinks she’s a lesbian
>>220159567corr spaff
>>220159661Snakebite? Enjoy your teenage years lad, they won't last forever
saw a couple of fitties jogging and one had no bra on coooor it was good
>>220159661Drinking blackcurrant cordial like a 12 year old
>>220159659which scene ?
>>220159631that is not natural aging, that is makeup totally drying out and killing her natural skin oils
>>220159662nah she's vile
>>220159682You're too old to be on this site gramps. Get a grip.
this natural women trend will lead to a catastrophe as men become nonces again and start chasing younger tail
>>22015963132 year old model that looks 51
>>220159687i'd rather be him enjoying his cringe foid drink than be myself drinking K cider and cheap whiskey at 38 by myself
>>220159703
Iran has won And that's a good thing
>>220159690pip squeak
>>220159712Just go and get a bottle of robinsons from shop it be cheaper
Looks like I've triggered some of the older posters with my pint lmao
im legit T total the whole year other than Xmas/nye and my bdayProper boring life
OH MY DAYSjust reading about the snakebite, apparently some people think it's illegal because it is served from two tapsBill Clinton ordered one in a pub in england and the bartender said> It’s illegal to serve it here in the UK you see
>>220159651I know the Smiths / Morrissey never had great album covers, but this shit is so lazy it's appalling
>>220159699Age is just a number lad>>220159712Based old timer
Lemme rap at you real quick brotha man. What's the difference between a "garden" and a "yard"? Or do Brits not use the term "yard" when referring to open, green areas that's are part of one's home?
>>220159742haha me too. i just sit around and drink water, proper boring mong so i am
>>220159746gay innitfruity
dark fruits weather, this
everybody i've known who like The Smiths have been complete retards and insufferable freaks
>>220159758In London yard means your actual home
not give a fuck
only fags or women order cider
Do you reckon Morrissey’s a nonce, he loves Oscar Wilde after all
thought the clocks went back last night lmfao
33 years old but i might as well be 63. tired of life, no thrill or excitement or sense of adventure left in me.
just listened to the case of the missing hit after hearing it was the best podcast episode ever. it was alright but not that impressed any other recommendations
>>220159792Why come? Cause most Londoners can only afford an apartment a yard long? *bu dum tss*
>It’s illegal to serve it here in the UK you see
>>220159801think he tries to be a nonce but the kids he wants to rape aren't dumb enough to fall for his tricks
>>220159758No Brits don't refer to this as a yard, we'd call it a garden. Front garden and back garden.We also don't say "sidewalk" but instead say "pavement". Also a car doesn't have a "trunk", it has a "boot". And the engine isn't under the "hood", it's under the "bonnet". Et cetera.
>>220159863i dont have a garden i have a backyard made of concrete
Got the coffee brewing... going to be an 11 am mass for me with all the other lazy lowlifes who cant make it for the 8:30 clue gainer mass
the younger the better
The song handsome devil is clearly a song about being a nonce
I miss 606 threads on /sp/
>>220159882Um! xx
>>220159882I pray to God you're talking about asparagus
>>220159903WOW MAMA
>>220159896yup. 606 in winter time was peak womfy. then /sp/ mods went insane and killed the board
could i get a decent 2 bedroom house for £200,000 up norf? can barely get a flat down south with it these days
>>220159928maybe in burnley
got the heating on
might move to West Yorkshire
rorke getting aids after a routine blood pressure check
>>220159925foden in 5 years
>>220159928yeah my mates are selling their 2 bedroom for £200,000 right now
>>220159956no don't we don't want you here
>>220159949weakling, you'll be punished for your antics come the gas price increase thoughbeit
been to germany and didn't find the women particularly attractive
Suffering from mental health today team
the average wage in Germany after tax is £28,000 a year.
>>220159966I'm COMING
decided to drive to and have a walk around my home town today. havent been there in 15 years. it was nicer than i remember but at the same time depressing. nothing really changes. the town, or me. why was i in the same place 15 years later?
Spurs bros....
>>220159928Am also interested in this.I’m so demoralised about housing I’ve accepted the possibility of having to startfresh up norf.At least its much more scenic :)
>>220159982what's it here?
>>220159983*locks my doors*
>>220159996You have what I call “Indian brain”
>>220159988christ I've just checked the scoreit's OVER for the Totten hams
Hate slags love proper women
>>220160000don't even think it's £28000 pre-tax here
>>220159875>mass
>>220159996bizarre how all the zoomies have suddenly become infatuated with Epstein, wasnt all this already known like 5 years agoGuess their childish little brains love the idea of roleplaying as someone who understands politics
>>220160006still trying to push this little gimmick are you?
>>220159925psc
>>220159863Why? You should speak normal English
>>220159925disturbing image
>>220160023pajeet
>>22015749431
>>220160022i remember being in year 7 telling me teacher about how the iraq war was all about oillittle quasimodo me
>organized religion
>>220160006fag
Still not sure to begin movie-wise with my latiner bird she's never seen any of it doesnt even know what kino is... suppose i'll start with Terminator
Why are you so obsessed with Bradley Walsh?
>>220160006good post
>>220159985meanwhile all your mates from back then have moved on and some of them have fathered several dozen children
>>220160023Not a gimmick is it
ever feel slight heart pressure or pain and think youre having a heart attack then start googling heart attack symptoms
>>220160054i love you so much
New>>220160078
>>220160083no i'd just let it happen
>>220160084Um xx
>>220160083yeah
>>220160076Heathermong!
>>220158665No, what are you talking about, it gives the /brit/ character. Proper meme. You should actually bring back wew lad. And vocaroos. And ballbustingposting.
>>220158816>for the past sixty or so years.You just posted a quote from the man who gave us "imperialism: the final stage of capitalism".You are literally getting your education from memes, you imbecile
>>220158797It's next week.And it's an hour LESS obviously, since they go DORWARD
>>220159402Lightly done? They still have irish people hanging from them
