You can 'ave whateva ya want so long as it's propa numba 12 irish whiskey edition
I dont usually follow footballslop but err...spursisters...
Pakistani muslimposting subedish
smile oh so handsome
>>220160114bradley
i'm a leftypol but i don't like trannies or muslims so all the other leftypols hate me :/
muslims are buying up churches all over the placehow did we let this happen, why do we neglect our heritage?
>whatever pikey, just give me a double g&t
9 am on sunday morning and i want to get intoxicated
Slurping a pepsi max caffeine free
>>220160105anuddah shoah
>>220160133whens the last time you went to church
>>220160110it's some muslim who moved into the general a few weeks ago, never shuts the fuck up about "zios" too
rorke type beat
>>220160140giwtwm, I have to save money this week though so no booze :\
driving to shrewsbury to declare my love to employed woman and hopefully catch her in the vegetable section and if she accepts my proposition i can shove a vegetable up her arse
>>220160133most brits are atheist
>>220160165Not at work today and ALDI shuts at 16:00 pm on a Sunday anyway
>>220160165cor yes vegetable up the fucking arse let's go
>>220160186i love you so much
>>220160186I am in love with you and i want to have hardcore sex with you
>>220160186CWLTSYC
>>220160163i might i might notthe desire is present
hateyourdad
>>220160140don't. goyslurp is demonic
sir maths debater
fuck me in the arse team
>>220160161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAwyWkksXuo
anyone got a photo of sacked tranny
demented grandad telling me how his grandad had to roast and eat pygmy indians alive during the british raj when they ran out of food
get the EW dox made, get the rape done
another classic taken by the woke
>>220160211me on the eighth step
>>220160229sc
hate them hate them hate them
>>220159996Sauce?
Can't say I'm surprised that this is Poleaboos (convicted sex offender and paedophile) favourite takeaway
>>220160211a very busy bridge *walks elsewhere*
trying to match with girls who've gone to oxfordwhile i was a neet for a good part of my 20s, didn't go to uni, and earn 25kahahahahahahahaha!!!
>>220160280Girl fight!
shhhhdont be scaredill be outside waiting for you when you leave after your shift to catch the bus back home on melrose drive. we can hold hands together xx
>>220160280did ebin shag you?
very much a fan of the female skeletal structure
>>220160310some nice greenery for a supermarketmakes a difference
>>220160317i actually think the male body structure is more aesthetic but i'm not gay
>>220160310I don't get the bus I walk home
Melrose mentioned https://youtu.be/ynWYz1RGCdI
got some POVs downloading
>>220160294oxbridge girls are genuinely some of the most insufferable and annoying people in this entire countryI avoid talking to them at all costs
any /gluten free vegan/ man in
three (3) mini egg cakes straight down the hatch
>>220160352why?
where are you my love
poo loading
should I bet on Arsenal or Manchester City
>>220160224What do Jeets even taste like
>>220160352are amy went to cambridge
y'all see the game my nigga loc?i got the game i'm on cuhya niggas broke ya niggas bums ya niggas aint shitya see the shit my nigga im on top cuhim on top nigga[10 minutes later]im on that motherfuckin game right now my nigga locmotherfucker in this bitch nigga stunna on top cuh
where to watch arse anal vs manchester shitty efl cup final 2026
corrrrit lush
>>220160400ITV or sky sports
>>220160400i'll keep you updated if there's a goal here
>>220160373wonder how the facilities are there? wonder if employed woman's ever assigned to clean them? disabled toilets usually come with a lock on the inside :)
>>220160337fan of both really, just love it when a women has wide hips even when she's slim, just very pleasing to behold
>>220160345atkgirlfriends?
>>220160380bet on 0-0
>>220160380city because eze isn't playing
do animals have feelings
get the paedos unleashed
.
>>220160433ask your mother
why are the army there is that normal? I don’t want football
>>220160380I have btts
horrid, just horrid
>>220160447
kek cant believe this an actual finghttps://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/ce8jdn0z10eo.amp
>>220160423family therapy
>>220160366very over-inflated opinion of themselves and at the same time completely lacking in confidence and desperate for approval. Many of them have the mentality of 11-12 year old children(this is mostly anecdotal from my own experiences with them but) correcting them on a mistake will make them think you are out to get them any form of criticism is unacceptableand if they think they're not going to do something perfectly or there is the potential to make a mistake, they'll just give up to avoid the risk of being wrong
I am also an employed woman :)
ponytail bitch running
no matter how confident I get with socialising there will always be something "off" about me that normals pick up on 30 seconds into a conversation
>>220160467
>Jinn situation unfolding in Trafalgar Square days after mass Muslim prayer
>>220159996Does anyone know who she is?
>>220160458samewilliam hill had a bet boost on it
>>220160482LONDONONDON
>>220160521Fuck off
>>220160413on its way to drink another monster energy and post something vile on brit no doubt
>>220160521michelle alter
>>220160480sounds like me tbf
>>220160519qui gon jinn?
>>220160502ktimwe're just fundamentally genetic rejects
Ariana Grande looks ill, actually ill. Think her handlers are enabling it too.
>>220160537Why motherfucker it's a simple question
keep it on the down-low for now but it pie night
>>220160563She's fine
STOP BUYING HORSES!!
>>220160573what kind of pie?
>>220160590night pie
>>220160597leftypol and rorke
she was quite fit back then
killing myself
its oki've calculated the area EW lives in based on the walk home and when she clocks in, overlaying this with typical aldi worker shift patterns and when she starts posting at lunch, i've got it down to the street
>>220160629going to miss you matex
>>220160584
>she
>>220160631pilgrimage soon come
my enchiladas are nearly done
>>220160597whos the black fella
>>220160561I've been getting far better at just talking to people and being friendly, making people laugh etc but I think what's actually happening is I'm getting good at pretending to be normal, like a mimic pretending to be human
East Prescot Road at Blackmoor Drive, 2000s and 2026Showing The Greyhound Pub, which was shut down in 2014
>>220160597just an example of the humour
>>220160652that's his mum's 'friend'
>>220160638imagine shoving your knob down there
>>220160663ktim
>>220160186when will Aldi be introducing a loyalty card?
Wish i was Australian
>>220160664not good
>>220160590Chicken ham and leek
>>220160663waste of time mateonce i stopped playing the game & went full tismo my QoL stocks have skyrocketed
>>220160413bet she makes sacked trannard seethe because he'll always be a tall stocky bloke not a petite female
>>220160685Why's that?
>>220160631I think we've found the location for our next /brit/ meetup lads
I give every Uber driver who doesn't talk to me 5 stars, but if they ever ask me to give them a good rating I give them 1 star.
browsing reddit translater some of them look alright but most sadly look like blokes in wigsmuch to think about
since when did /brit/ become just /britfeel/-litetoo many weird posters here nowadays
>>220160702decent tits though
shagging birds
>>220160738not possible if you're not a bird yourself, and i doubt you typed out that sentence by pecking on a keyboard
got a slice of cheesecake and a delicious coffee
>>220160722
After seeing those self-harm scars I don't think I'll be trolling EW anymore
>>220160760genuinely want to die
>>220160700genuinely don't know how you do it mateI went full shut-in for several years and although I was fairly content with the lifestyle I think I was slowly getting depressed because I missed friendly human interactionI felt significantly more positive about life as soon as I switched to a job with high levels of talking to other people
>>220160733wheres the adams apple?is EW actually a woman?
>>220160502dont like the look women give you when they realise youre autismo
>>220160733Who is that?
Mumberg trying to cheer me up by taking me to Whitby tomorrow for a walk
>>220160702HRberg probably makes them all pretend to be his friend>>220160733very clearly padded branever trust the size of tits until they're out of the bra
>>220160789bit higher up isn't it>>220160796employed woman
>>220160801bless her
Reckon I can save EW by giving her a good shagging
>>220160779you're fine
got a roast chicken in the oven
dont think the happy pills are workingsuicidal ideation stronger than ever before
>>220160801Looks like a cool place t b h
>>220160828>her
i actually will follow EW home
most people commit suicide when they are working because it gives you energy
>>220160813>employed womanHow on earth would you know if that's actually her That doesn't even look like a trans
>>220160835Get yourself down to Whitby, lad, for a good walk .
>>220160851dont think thats right
>>220160836it is, whitby's nicegood fish and chips too
>>220160851my great grandad shot himself at toil
marrying sacked trannys mum then adopting sacked tranny
>>220160813no it fucking isn't
bring it backsing it back
>>220160864there's a reason they book a follow up appointment 2 weeks after
>>220160858its 400 miles away
>>220160835i'm on fluoxetine and it helps. kills all of my motivation and desire but at least i'm not trying to unalive
going to whitby tomorrow to see if i cant spot whitbylad
they didnt book a follow up appointmentgp is useless and staffed exclusively by nigerians at this pointtook 8 weeks to get a blood test done
haven't even taken my medication in weeks! binning the muck for good!
post-wank read of the Simpcity forums there. not a good idea
>>220160892still a pedo albeit
>>220160912name a grimmer developed country than britain
nothing to smile about in my life
>>220160912NHS is uselessthat's why I'm on BUPA
>>220160886This isn't America mate, get walking.
go wimpy
>>220160921saw a lass who started doing onlyfans the DAY she turned 18 (it was known she had been selling stuff of herself as a teenager) and people in the forum weren't debating that they were debating on if she'd do raceplay customs cause she's a racist
>>220160939FranceNew ZealandSwedenGermanyCanada
ive had a very good weekend
>>220160926actually frieren is 1000 years old
>>220160886Right so you're around 45 minutes away? Get walking tubby.
>>220160733not her, EW's chebs are much bigger than that
>>220160967
right up the chocolate bonbon factory
Going to go to Whitby tomorrow to see if I can see Whitbylad and try to shag his mum
Oh the freak who pretends to have doxxed EW is back
joe biden died
>>220161007melty xx
how's the wank going today wanklad
>>220161020Joe Dieden
>>220161029wanking
BLUE MOONyou saw me standing alonewithout a dream in my heart
can i drink your juice?
having my last beer of the weekend
used to think everyone had proper white teeth except me but then i started brushing more regularly and realised most people's teeth are yellowish but mine were super yellow
>>220161028Diagnosis: you have Indian brain
>>220160988wew
right well I don't believe this. wanklad is bloody wanking!!! what is he doing?!?!?
>>220161061without a love of my own*leans in for a kiss*
how can you pretend to dox EW when she herself posts the information voluntarily. reading back the same information is not doxxing
>>220161073coors light is it?
football is shit, why do I bother
we love EW here
doing some DIY
>>220161107it's heineken
>>220161115how did he make it in he barely plays
>>220160433yes of course
>>220161130HEINEKENFUCK THAT SHIT
>>220161119i love her so much
I painted an Ohm from Nausicaa, what do you think guys x
>>220161115>mfw when people thought haaland was in the same class as mbappe
>>220161122thank goodness they blurred his face. wouldn't want to have to deal with his team of lawyers
just remember... im a patriot, always have been
was there ever a successful /brit/ meetup at the montagu pyke then?
>>220161101Grow up.
>>220161169dont know what an Ohm from Nausicaa is so idk
>>220161169do you come with the painting? ;)
foden so lush da boy im mek me cream
making a stew
>>220161199
hey cody, pass me a pudding pop broski
>>220161199you must give it a watch it's a classic
any creative writing wankers in the threadanyone do any sort of writing whatsoever at allneed a bit of help please if any of you wankers are into that sort of thing
>>220161213dude its on the lazy susan fuck off
>>220161213scambledeggs
this protein fad needs to end
>>220161231Just ask ChatGPT
eggs benedict
>>220161169*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
>>220161231yes i write high q smut on the reg what you need lad
>>220161207are you using metal utensils with a non-stick pan
>>220161204m-maybe*blushes*
lucy letby is innocent
me when i've got the vino in
did some sea kayaking today. saw some seals. id love to see a basking shark - that would be cool
>>220161270did you see poo seal
LIKE BANDY BANDYWAVE YA BODYLIKE BANDY BANDY YEAH
>>220161261not a non-stick though is it, just a regular ol pot
>>220161207whats in it
>>220161270sounds like a lovely day out mate x
>>220161078big fan of futa hentai with these 2
not donating my organs so fuck off
>>220160965Canada is the Scotland of North America.
>>220161078watched her get shagged by a tentacle monster
>>220161291chorizo, beef, fond du ox, carrots, red onions, garlic and a heap of different spices an such love stew me
it quiche night
>>220161260i had a dream with some interesting ideas but i can only remember bits and pieces of it that make absolutely no sense and i don't have the writing chops to make them sound compellingfor creative minded people that sort of thing probably happens all the time but this is quite genuinely the first novel or imaginative idea i've had since i was a younguni suppose what i'm asking is if i should just get over it and forget about it or if i should endeavour to draft up a short narrative that incorporates what i do remember or if sourcing the setting and themes and key hooks of a story based on the dreamings of a sheltered manchild is doomed for failure
36 million people in Uzbekistan wtf
>>220161236bloke went from slamming israel every day to slamming muslims every daybit of a strange one
there are worse places to live than Britain, fucking sick of this doompill shite from yank slopcasts about le muslims le rape gangs le starmer grow up
>>220161340just do it mate
perusing vinted
>>22016134345 million in Afghanistanthere will be 70-80 million by 2050
>>220161330>>220161303
>>220161368shitting nora
>>220161343mad that, would have guessed a few mill tops based on how irrelevant they are
need to go the the clap clinic
>>220161346but isn't israel the reason why western countries got flooded with muslims so it's not really that strange to dislike both
hinge really wants me to pay to see what someone commented on my image what the fuck is there a bypass
>>220161368your brown
>>220161368get your clothes off the floor mong girl
ZendayaOdessa A'zionPussyWet
>>220161368phwoorebppfthhwhoooaaaarrrrrrcorrrrr blimeyyyyyy my son
>>220161388i think that was america
love beer me
is football usually this boring aren’t these supposed to be the 2 best teams?
>>220161340well just start writing instead of thinking to see if you like itonly thing you’ll lose, worst case scenario, is some time
>>220161339quiche lorraine kelly?
>>220161420arsenal are good but they're aggressively boring
>>220161397Are you fucking kidding me? That is cucked beyond belief Motherfuckers need to start opting out of this bullshit
got sperm cramps
>>220161368can tell from the decor it's a shitty new build
making pasta amatriciana for tea tonight
>>220161398So obvious init
>>220161346its what happens to expired old coot liberals who live long enough to see and live in the world they advocated. Its all gone wrong and now he's confused
>>220161463no?
>>220161442that's how dating apps work nowadays. bumble requires you to pay monthly to be able to see who liked your profile lmao
>>220161334a lot of meat that
some of you are alright don't go to Whitby tomorrow
>>220161340you've inspired me to start writing too so go on son let's fucking goooooooo
is thatA WOMANwith visible hip/breast/buttock/leg/feetshitting blody noracor blimeyoh goodnessoh dearmy willyits getting stiffoh noarrrrrrrghhhhhhhh
we simplified the menuand painted the walls white and greyoohhhhh eemmmmm geeee gordon its amazing!!!
>>220161485fantastic, thanks for posting
>>220161487link please?
>>220161368first thing I noticed was the cross
>>220161408have a peak behind the curtain and see israel controls americathe iran war is the most blatant example of this. the current admin wouldn't have started the most unpopular war in history if the israelis didn't have complete control over them
>>220161485Indian brain fuck off
>>220161404had never heard of odessa a'zion I watched marty supreme and thought it was maeby
>>220161476yeah, need meat in a stew don’t you >>220161485phwoar
new diet:-no animal products-no starches-no sugars-no saturated fat
>>220161485are you thick this doesn't belong on a blue board does it
>>220161522come on mate whats the fucking point in living at this point
the dream
>>220161366>>220161425ohhhh but i'm such an odious boreohhhh but i won't be able to write anything good at allohhhh but it'll just be a big fat waste of precious time that would be better spent sitting about in my smelly bedroomohhh i'm too frightened and sensitive to do anything about it so instead i'll do nothing!!! haha!!! that'll show them!!! that'll show them all!!!
>>220161517>have the 1st and 2nd ammendments>still get conquered by israel
>>220161522gonna start taking cock up the arse to compliment that you utter dork
>>220161485
>>220161542You are Indian
>>220161542wouldn't mind having sexual intercourse with her......
I just don't like wankin' no more.
excuse me cannabis addicted tesco employee can you unlock the cabinet full of things to put up my bum please
>>220161542women see shit like this and comment "Goals xx"
>>220161420arsenal have won loads of games 1-0, with dodgy VAR decisions helping them
there's really no reason to eat meat in 2026 plant based alternatives are tastier and cheaper
>>220161540>>220161540>>220161552I need to lose weight and get healthy
>>220161552done him
give it til half time then i'll play some more kingdom come deliverance
>>220161585not reason to get shagged up the arse either yet you’re still doing it
>>220161576kek they really do be like that
>>220161522the bender diet
don't like the look of that thumbnail
>>220161544more like>almost nobody under the age of 30 likes israel, left or right>still get conquered by israelwe're going to see some mayham when the younger generation gets into power and tries to dismantle aipac
it's a blue board guys...
>>220161614s
>>220161614top kek
>>220161542just don't find this look appealingobviously I would shag like anyone else but I wouldn't want her as a gf
>>220161633it's fine just boring
>>220161647what
>>220161647
>>220161633yeah he starts wanking off then someone caves his brains in with a hammer
>>220161576why are they like this
>>220161562ktim, starting to feel like a chore that I have to do to stop myself being horny, rather than something for pleasure
>>220161710old brainberg got you on the ropes
>>220161614scccarrarareammaer
Eminem '97: My teacher called me a faggot so I pissed in his skull I gave J. Lo AIDSEminem '26: [dressed like cyborg] You have to be brave
I'M NOT AFRAID
>>220161654what if you got along with her really well
um the new
>>220161693most women I've talked to have a pretty far off the mark idea of what men find attractivegfberg thinks Megan Fox is the hottest actress but she looks like a plastic sexdoll
might get into bushcraft
>>220161654what if she likes all the same things as you
>>220161721I think the answer is noporn. Try and reset the ole dopamine
>>220161784yeah nowbut transformers era megan fox was a stunning beauty however
lets see how long we can kepe the thread going
got thumbnails off cuz im doing nopornwould recommend
might wank my silly cock tonight if I don't fall asleep by that time
>>220161797>>220161752well yeah appearance can seem less important when you feel a genuine connection with a girl but that type of gigaslag likely only cares about current TV show and makeup
#facts
rorke playing cod:mw2 for the airport scene
>>220161835>>220161835>>220161835new
got dumped last month and have lost all motivation to do anythingwondering why on earth I’m wasting so much time at work and in the gym when I lack basic companionship in my daily life
Male lesbian here. My mom doesn't understand that I'm a girl and a lesbian. I hope she doesn't know i wank into her dirty panties while she's at work hehe. Girl here.
>>220161812yeah but she was 8 when that film came outshe only really knows bogged Fox
>>220161955>>220161955>>220161955
>>220161979>>220161989>>220161999the new
