Warm weather editionprevious >>220161365
I hate yakuman and honk kong mahjongg so fucking much
>>220169331Clussy
Is that movie guy here? How did you like the third man
>>220169478gib sanna gf
I have absolutely nothing positive to say about my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPK3LeYlnCU
>>220169518just land in helsinki-vantaa airport and there will be one already waiting for youcome home
>>220169574too expensive
Having a moment on the toilet
>>220169650is it a "remove your shirt and attempt to bargain with god" moment or a "sobbing quietly" moment?
>>220169478is she ok?
>>220169478I would have sex with ck while Brian watches
>>220169681The former
This is now a fishtank general
Who even shits with the shirt on, I'm full naked every time I shit
>>220169650Don't forget the courtesy flush
Uh oh...stinky!!!
Toilets should have handlebars attached so you can really brace down
>>220169616frankly, I don't doubt it'd be hard for you to get a gf from herebut finland as a tourist destination? finland sucks. even normies here are too autistic. maybe lapland could work but I think it's a tourist trap
>>220169747pruner moment
Ignorant ass guido dude next to me really just ordered caviar to stunt for his girl like he's cultured #niggacalmdown #getafuckinburger
Neighbors stupid rat anklebiter dog won't shut the FUCK up
>>220169730
>>220169745The jews are grabbing for land again
>Oklahoma burning to the ground
>>220169760repulsing women is my superpower
I am sick
>>220169800the come home frena finnish girl is starving for your touch
>>220169331what if all girls looked like this?
>>220169859I might be gay
>>220169841I dont believe you
>>220169785Would you have sex with them?
>>220169768What is a pruner>>220169859The world would be a better place.
>>220169938nothey are just super cute
shit, I cant FIND my edibles
Who should win the race?
farting overtime
I bet clussy tastes funny and goes honk-honk when you plow.
Watched a movie last night
>>220170013The tortoise
>>220170070Fake and gay
Eating hazelnut motherfuckin ice cream
Drinking milk and staring at the wall
re-setup my private wiki to do my quarterly autism writing and world building
Ww3 is always two weeks away
Born too early for war in the middle eastBorn too late for war in the middle eastBorn just in time for war in the middle east
>>220170235Why not this?
>>220170141it's so fucking real you're ignorant as cannot coprehend
>>220170339>titus_get_the_cross.jpg
>>220170339Nuke Norway
>>220170339
Fishtank is live right now. Why haven't you bought the season pass?
have to go to the weed store and buy edibles because apparently I'm all out
>>220170443DUDE
>>220170443I stocked up around Christmas, I have enough for several months.
I dont smoke weed
>>220170430Because that shit is incredibly boring
>>220170430>muh ecelebrity ripoff of big brother
>>220170585Hell yeah
>>220170430We don’t care jet
>>220170358Woaugh
Ever since I was a kid, I always pooped naked. Now I'm in my twenties and it's still difficult to use public restrooms because of that.
Vomiting bile
>>220170677Are you autistic?
There was a blackout in Havana the other day and the only place with any power was the hotel Hassan was staying at because he was doing pro-government propaganda
the weird kid i grew up with is now a 30 y/o substitute teacher
>>220170724>substitute teachermakes sense
I really enjoyed being a substitute teacher. After about the 4th day or so the kids were really happy to see me
>>220170745Do you have big tits?
>>220170766I'm a man, faggot
>>220170276what's next, chicken breasting butterflies? haha
>>220170774Doesn't answer the question fatty
What's stopping you from becoming an incel clown serial killer?
Come my lady, come come my ladyChicken butterfly, sugar baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHn-KrQjG-E
and they say romance is dead
>>220170706Maybe. I don't really know.
@Cumjeets>>220153927>>220153927>>220153927
lisa needs braces
>>220170841im short and have a bad diet and most women could probably overpower me if i tried sawing their head off
>>220170985absolute UNIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt5X8zrHiSM
>>220170996
>>220171011now play classical gas
>>220170985
fuck off Lenny, we all saw how you live and im 100% telling Carl
I had sex with keira knightley once
>>220169938they are HIV positive
>Why yes I think I will have the rum cake with the vanilla ice cream
This mike's harder lemonade is making me bloated and gassy
Just ate a bunch of cheese and found out it was moldy on one end of the brick
double knuckler
>>220171187If it's a hard cheese you're good, if it's a soft cheese well what's a little mold every now and then
>>220171222If my cheese was hard I would be worried
A DREAMER OF PICTURES, I RUN IN THE NIGHTYOU SEE US TOGETHER, CHASING THE MOONLIGHTMY CINNAMON GIRL
i'm going into major debt losing bets on professional wrestling
>>220171265
What would your last meal be?
>>220171318What would be my dollar limit I'd definitely want a bottle of wine with my food. Maybe a big plate of crawfish
>>220171339No dollar limit I guess
>>220171318Would probably get banned for saying
>>220171318a giant pile of human feces and vomitous
damnthis entire burrito is just meat rice and beans. utterly soulless and tasteless
>>220171363Hot sauce would give it some life
>>220171222It was cracker barrel sharp cheddar
Had a wet dream and now i can't fall back asleep
>>220171394Poor baby
>>220171394Are you that algerian guy who used to doompost here? Long time no see friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KflCXmEX6BY
>>220171409Thank you for your sympathy>>220171419No I'm an American I'm just in france.
>>220171394Why are you in cum?
THUNDERSTORMS DEVELOPING LATE LOWS OVERNIGHT IN THE UPPER 40S. STAY SAFE BROTHERS
>>220171433Why are you in france pumpkin
I had sex with this woman
I think I need to go to the hospital
>>220171503Why?
>>220171503before you go can you post that gif of the black wrestler breaking character
I miss justaminx Wish we got some nudes before she disappeared
>>220171465I dno the cheese is tasty and the buildings are cool
>>220171539Literally who
Kino is back and it has a name
>>220171545VPN broke
>>220171545My geolocator doxxed the fact that I'm on the border lol. >>220171558Buff hutts have been canon for decades they only got fat because of their culture and laziness. They were great warriors in the age of the old sith.>>220171503You should if something feels really wrong. At least urgent care.>>220171591Oh true true my bad im definitely not in alsace
>>220171612>I'm on the borderJust called ICE. See you in hell chavez.
>>220171612>>220162971
I'm so disappointedI had been waiting to bite into this burrito all day yesterday and its completely bland
corr whats everywuns fave roast dinner?me?porklamb is very close second but it can be a bit intense imo. very fatty meat
but heres fingi fink pork is also a meat very easy to just fuck up cookingsafest bet is always chicken innit but so boringlamb is quite resilient to fucking up as well imobeef? can get dry sometimes
N to the I to the double G to the E and to the R
>>220171682We don't really eat those here
never had roast gooseduck i guessim nit actually a big fan of duckvery overrated meat
>>220171699what do you mean "we dont really eat those"bro spakin' like he never had bacon before kekbogglin'
>>220171639Exposed>>220171679Im a patriot>>220171680That sucks. Maybe its bland since you waited all day tho?>>220171682Short rib is really good roasted slow but these days i eat pork because beef is too expensive.>>220171708Duck is amazing I love it. Dark meat makes the bird
Gotta be honest I don't like it when the brit talks like a british person in here.
Y'all eat your boogers or nah
>>220171751YeahGonna have to quit this habit when I get a gf I guessBut then how will I get boogers out of my nose?
>>220171751yehhygenic innitand fink about itwould you rather other peoplr throw their dirty boogers on the floor or just eat demi would rather they eat emdont wna see peoples bogeys on floorso i eat mine
>>220171814Uh
>>220171318Nothing
I want to walk but my fent addict uncle is outside and I know he's going to start begging me to come in the house
>>220171851Walk my dog*
>>220171814Sweden and Finland international relations
>>220171748I dont like it when brits post here at all
>>220171878>Chicanos not allowed L
spring peepers peepin killdeer deerin rite o spring soon friends
>>220171878Good post
>>220171814dang was this cp even 4chanx didn't catch it
>>220171878>>220171927Wait actually can you swap anime with stirner? That would fix things.
>>>/r9k/84200530Made one
Need black pussy pressed against my tongue
I ain't never had no pussy
>one chance at life>no american gfIt's so over
Our thoughts https://youtube.com/shorts/yROLOxMa6sw
>>220169331>>220169947what if all girls in the world looked like this and could only make clown puns and couldn't swear and also made goofy clown noises when you tried to bang them?
fernberg probably grew a little bit today so in that sense it accomplished more than me :/
>>220172030Massive improvement
would you ebay a meal?
Overcooked the pizza, guess I'll cut my hands off
alri lads$3.62how can i stretch this out at dollarama to eat until march 31st
>>220172078did you burn it?
>>220172051>warm browniesI'd be tempted. The other 2 are stupid
>>220172092Pasta and bullion
Tshirt idea: black baground yellow textTop text: Smile (picture of a smiley face, tongue and teeth kind and some cheek blush)Bottom text: You're being raped!
>>220172030I'd be married several times over in Utah right now.
>>220172092Rice and beans
>>220172107not sure that i can buy both
>>220172100>>220172051make more sense if you ordered it and THEN they cooked it for certain things
>>220172116cant buy both
>>220172094a bit
shi lads dollarama is closed for the day
>>220172001phwoarpropa decent-arse kittington
>>220172146Go to Sobeys and buy bananas and blend them with water and ice to make it "more filling"
It is a shame that all those clown girls are just whores in clown make up. I never see them do any kind of clown shenanigans
>>220172162This nigga eating ice
Please support my GoFundMe for my penis enlargement surgery
>>220172174its called a smoothie
>>220172170There are two (2) I've found that are genuine - pixi payasita (a professional clown) and misssizedoesntmattertheclown (pic related). The rest are pretty much pick-me girls/whores as you've said. Clowning hasn't been a respected profession in this country for many decades, you'd have to go down to guadalajara for that.
https://youtu.be/WqRuXAiM_qI?is=dC5pgFHpgUekfyvCNew leutin video poggers
trannies are so desperate theyre trying to normalize clowns just to compete. nobodys falling for it faggots.
>>220172092They give away free food in your country.You do not have to go hungry.
>>220172184>an ice smoothie
>>220172268Bananas are pretty sweet and textured, they will be fine blended with ice.
Have you ever creeped out a girl?
>>220172217>Clowning hasn't been a respected profession in this country for many decadesI don't think it ever was
>>220172267where i live there is a "free food" place like this but i hate being fat and walking into there. it obviously looks like im well fed.
>>220171851You should visit your fent addicted unc. He seems lonely.
>>220172314I assume every time one has to look at me
>>220172314Yeah
>>220172324You should not be ashamed about it. Most Indian exchange students don't need the free food as well.
>>220172267Jeets can destroy society unwittingly just by being themselves. They are unaware they are doing it too, it's not even malevolence so much as it's just unthinking ignorance like locusts. In a just society politicians would be jailed for even thinking of importing people like that.
bout to pay a minority to look inside my gaping asshole
>>220172346Why are you so hateful?
>>220172336im white though. idk. like ill go days without eating and then i will binge eat 10,000 calories on pay day.
>>220172267They have no concept of charity
>>220172357I don't think what I said was even hateful at all, it's just a simple statement of facts.
You ever see those India travel vlogs and there's just the constant car honk background noise... hellish honestly
>>220172352A prostitute?
>>220172366I mean it's no surprise they all want to leave, the issue is that they recreate that hellhole everywhere else
>>220172366Indians will unironically tell you traffic in India is better because of that honking too.
>>220172373a doctor
>>220172365It obviously is and you’re reveling in it. You said it in the most provocative way possible.
>>220172390
>>220172360They think of you as weak if you help other people not related to you.
>>220172316Even still. I can name several movies from the 1920's about le sad cuck clown trope.
>>220172398jeet located. The truth hurts sometimes
>>220172398Do you "hate" cockroaches because you don't want them in your home? No, it's just common sense not to want them in there. It's the same thing with Indians, I have literally zero issue with them in India.
>didn't rizz up dogbergs vet I am a failure
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_attack
>>220172444Women who work with animals are always a bit 'off' anyways, don't worry about it
>>220172460>tfw I can remember this happening and the ensuing hysteria over bath saltsWho else in here /unc/?
>>220172346@grok make this statement less provocative
>>220172438Low IQ >>220172440>did you see? I said this group of people is actually like a different species. They’re bugs bro.So edgy.
>>220172469i was 16 at the time
>>220172469I was in elementary school
>>220172486If I had 2 buttons in front of me, one that deleted all jeets off the Earth, & another that deleted all the Canadian government officials and the rest those who facilitated pic related, I would hit the second button without hesitation.
>>220172496Unc moment>>220172508Zoomer moment
>>220172460core memory unlocked loli remember the fear mongering that followed
>>220172469Just graduated high school and was visiting my sister in Miami that summer. Good times
>>220172510Holy shit lol great resetted ur ass
>>220172469Didn't it turn out he didn't have bath salts in his system and was just crazy?
>>220172557I promise you whatever you think about the situation in Canada, it's far far worse than you imagine.
>>220172510I guess selling out your country to foreigners is a little worse than posting edgy shit about minorities online. I hope you guys figure things out up there.
Do we have any southerners in this thread? What happened to /dixie/, did we absorb it?
Jason has 48 hours to leave 4chan or we will be forced to pie him. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>220172573Bath salts thing was never proven, he only tested positive for a little weed although he did have some unidentified "pills" in his stomach. He also didn't actually swallow any of the other guy's flesh either if I remember properly. Odd case all around.
>>220172584The only thing you absorb is pizzas, fatboy
>>220172584/Dixie/ was mostly Europeans and Turkish posters.
Im just your averageOrdinary Every-day, Ben Shapiiiro
>>220172597>pizza
watching fern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j5J1-rbAfAthis was the peak of American history
I hate being an ugly nigga. I cope by looking at maps and cargo ships, listening to Bladee, and being lean.I’m so fucking lonely though. It’s actually unbearable. Nothing gives me pleasure, and now I just think of death constantly.
>>220172646Book a trip to Colombia or the Dominican Republic immediately nig-bro, it'll save your life
CHILDREN, DON'T STOP DAAAAANCINBELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE YOU CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYAWAYAWAY
>>220172646do you go for incel walks? they help a lot.
>>220172657Yeah, I’ve been thinking about traveling down south a lot. I can definitely afford to. Why those countries specifically though?
>>220172711You know, I stopped doing them a couple of years ago, but I’ve been thinking about bringing them back. Especially since it’s so warm out these days.
>>220172314Yes. I had just had an awful divorce and felt particularly vulnerable, so when a girl I had been working with was being very nice and complimentary, I thought she was expressing interest and asked her out. She was NOT expressing interest
>>220172717Sexo countries
>>220172738About Schmidt type of experience
>>220172734perfect timing!
>>220172741No prostitutes >>220172760Yeah, I think you’re right. I just marked a local trail for a hike this upcoming weekend because of your post. I’ll do that and then night walk through the city. Thanks friend.
>>220172756Ya man, it was a rough couple years for me. Around the same time I sold a phone I didn't really want by a girl that was being very flirtatious and even gave me her number afterwards, but blew me off and did not respond after. I think that was the lowest I had ever felt in my life. I know she had no way of knowing what was going on with me but it still felt pretty cruel
>>220172783*I was sold a phone
>>220172783>>220172798Just grow up man
My toenails have gone full cornchip
>>220172783>sold a phone I didn't really want by a girl that was being very flirtatiousNigga really
Tom Nook is a crook
>>220172779>No prostitutesBoth those countries have the full sexo spectrum from prostitutes, to hookups, to women who genuinely want a relationship with an American THOUGH
>>220172584Yanks have taken over again. The north can't stop messing with us. They are pushing their luck.
>>220172783>Around the same time I sold a phone I didn't really want by a girl that was being very flirtatious and even gave me her number afterwards, but blew me off and did not respond after.Did you post this in /cum/ around when it happened? I vaguely remember reading this before
gonna play sonic 3&K
>>220172779no troubles, brutha
I stopped eating chicken a) because I love birds and b) because it isn't as good as beef, pork, venison, etc
>>220172885I think that's the only one in the trilogy I haven't completed
>>220172894Chicken aren't proper birds they're too stupid
>>220172894It's better than all 3 of thoseSame with turkey and shrimp
all birds are special in their unique way
Who has the best singing voice itt
>>220172822>>220172834Ya man it's embarrssing to even think about, but I had never felt so worthless in my life at that point and I had no friends or family to confide in because my work kept me away from home. I just desperately wanted a connection and this chick was giving me what I asked for>>220172867Ya I've posted about it before, but it wasn't when it happened. It was 12 years ago at this point. I'm very good now
>>220172915>turkeyLol no
>>220172923me me me me meeeeeeee
>>220172915>turkey better than beef and porktastelet detected
currently lusting over black women
>>220172953Same but opposite gender
>>220172850Alright. >>220172892Appreciate it.Canadians are such bros.
it's pronounced türkiye
THERE'S ALWAYS DRAMA ON THE EASTSIDE
>>220172965What percentage of this thread’s posters are actually gay? I wonder.
For me it's fish
this was my favourite think to watch when i was a young boyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FyhTBvLu4w
>>220172990Everyone but me
>>220172923I'm collecting vocaroos from /cum/mies drunkenly singing karaoke. At about 3 or 4 so far, feel free to contribute
>>220172992Same but Big Fish
>>220173002Can I send a recording of me taking a shit?
>>220173002Any suggestions for song choice?
>>220172990I'm not gay, unlike you
>>220172998The song made me cry as a kid
>>220173034closin' time, teenage dirtbag, stacy's mom, or Tom Jones-she's a Lady
scratch that, I will put a /cum/mie first in the greatest hits album if you do 'She's a Lady'
>>220173035I would probably be gay if I wasn’t so fucking ugly. The aftershave is brutal.
doesnt even have to be the whole song, most are just a verse or chorus
I GOT 2 TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY
>>220173095Awesome
>>220173062>>220173073None of those work for me
>>220173095based
>>220173095Who are you bringing
>>220173034Jumper
>>220173104then choose a song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sqE6P3XyiQ
Why dont incels just have sex?
>>220173157You know it's funny, I considered third eye blind and tested narcolepsy but it's not in my range. Jumper definitely wouldn't be either.>>220173163Link the other posters' performances so I can get a better idea
>>220173095come with my Friday, don't say maybe
If you could only eat 1 meat for the rest of your life, what would it be? Chicken for me
>>220173191beef
>>220173191Pork belly
>>220173191beefi love steak too much
Happy end of thread everyone. Someone else make the next.
>>220173191Beef or venison. Chicken is the lowest tier meat by a long shot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDvEcNU2l0
>>220173218Chicken is way more versatile than beef
I am going to illegally immigrate to Spokane, WA and you cannot stop me.
>>220173191https://youtu.be/zEhh4H7ZoaY
>>220173230Beef is capable of being enjoyed without needing to dress it up with a bunch of stuff
>>220173240so is chicken. My 2nd choice was pork
>>220173230idk man have you ever tried a wok box poutine.
Alright voice is strained no singing
>>220173177https://vocaroo.com/1FzspfkE1VA5this was a song an anon wrote himselfhttps://vocaroo.com/149fni3KWWItI'm trying to upload 2 more but catbox is being a bitch
>>220173247With the right seasons and marinades you can make chicken taste a lot like beef. You can never get beef to taste like chicken
>>220173258https://files.catbox.moe/vtts07.mp3
>>220173261have you tried a wok box poutine though.
>>220173191Sushi
>>220173274Paul Robeson?
>>220173246Both those are my bottom two. How can you not rate beef higher?
New>>220173298
>>220173301I mean I love steak and roast beef, but outside of that it doesn't do much for me
>>220172267corr get em.bed fed and shagged
