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>>220173298Is Ponyo from the movie Ponyo?
>>220173309No its Umaru
>>220173298
uh
Time to read manga and rub my feet together
I wish I liked anime more. It's a whole untapped media for me, but most I try fucking suck ass. I've only ever truly loved 2 anime and they're pretty normie ones. Cowboy Bebop and Trigun
Why do I enjoy posting my ugly mug here occasionally?
One time my cousin asked if I had been diagnosed with autism. Even though I know she wasn't trying to insult me and she was just genuinely concerned, I'd never felt so insulted in my life.
Watch fishtank live
>>220173397have you watched B gatra H kei?
>>220173406Forgot pic. This is me btw
>>220173397TrySamurai champloo Casshern sins Blade of the immortal Yuyu Hakusho
>>220173397ignore that guy. check out big O
>220173434Buy an ad you fat loser
>>220173397You might like Lupin the Third
Hey mates, I'm gorudo-. unfortunately I got locked out of Discord. I'm struggling to restore my account, but I wonder if I make it.If not, I'll ask you to invite me to /meguca/ again...
is it normal if gas comes out in your pee? i mean if you pee underwater and it bubbles
>>220173444>Yamada, a cute girl who has never been kissed, is on a quest to have her way with the boys in her class.that sounds fucking gay and lame
>>220173501its kino
>>220173397Most of it is genuinely garbage
>>220173499How often are you peeing underwater to have noticed this?
If I sometimes get matches and dates with 7/10 women on hinge and bumble does that mean I'm not ugly?
>>220173499I mean theoretically yesIf the inside of your eurethra and bladder were vacuums you would implode
>>220173533Sturgeons law
>>220173499If I don't cum for like a week I start peeing jizz in large quantities
>>220173593I don't believe you
>>220173397I liked Death Note. FLCL was fun
>>220173620If I ever bother with nofap again I'll record it for you
Put cold brew to soak in the fridge Breakfast will be super oatmeal. Oatmeal with wheat germ, chia seeds, and ground flax seeds. Maybe a banana and cottage cheese on the side
Try lucky star, azumanga daioh, and love chuunibyo and other delusions
>>220173640R u a girl
Slept til 5pm today and have work at 7am tomorrow. I'm fucked. Don't even know how it happened, I usually wake up at 10 or 11 on weekends. it's 10 minutes to 11 and that usually when I go to bed on work nights
fuck a duck
>>220173662Mother fucker!!!!!
>>220173662Leonardo
>>220173646Nope
>>220173667Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo
Maybe the real Spokane, WA is in our minds...
one week into my quitting energy drink journey. Been drinking a lot of ice coffee and tea. I hate hot beverages. Iced cold or room temp is all I can do
nigganardo, niggael, niggatello, niggelangelo
>>220173716That's not funny
american poo
>>220173731sorry
>"To think of these stars that you see overhead at night, these vast worlds which we can never reach. I would annex the planets if I could; I often think of that. It makes me sad to see them so clear and yet so far." -- Cecil RhodesVGGGHHHH what could have been...
Yeehaw
Had a dream where I was up all night so nervous about finding out whether I got a job or not and I did! The job sucked it was to hang out out on a ladder really high up listening for any unusual rattling or whistling coming from a pipe as it could indicate dangerous conditions for the other workers, but I was so proud to be entrusted with that and I was even going to get to wear a helmet and it paid really well because it was technically hazardous. Good job dream me, I hope you have fun and keep everyone safe.
Smoking on that shit-stench pack
>>220173807Don't appropriate our culture please.
sudden urge to replay lollipop chainsaw
Howdy y'all, it's a rootin' rootin' yeehaw day!
>>220173819Sure thing pardner!
>>220173850I fucked the queen you rank tosser. Ploughed her cooch right in. Any port in a storm m8 innit yh bruv?
lucky star is the pinnacle of brainrot anime
>>220173861I want corn syrup buffalo ribs and nascar
Time to bribe dogberg with cashews so she'll let me wipe her injury with chlorhexidine
everybody STFU I'm watching anime
>>220173862So does that mean it's good brainrot or
Crapime? No thank you. I think I'll turn on some dragnet or adam 12.
>>220173902awful brainrot
We can have cashews or we can have issues
>The Joker’s powers come from laughter>he is defeated by the exact opposite of laughter: rapeI’m not saying I like it, but it does have a poetic flair. Like if Achilles could only be defeated through raping his butthole. Arthur Fleck had an “Achilles’ butthole” if you will.
>>220173912alright gramps, I think its time for bed
>>220173920Patroclus filled his butthole plenty of times. It charged him up.
>>220173887Post dogberg
>>220173928love blooms on the battlefield
>>220173926Baited this post
FLCL is the best anime ever made but you have to watch it while you’re high
HEY BACCHUS YEAHSHE HATES ME YEAH
Police procedurals are a kino genre
There is a spiritual copy of Spokane, WA dissolved into my blood
What are your thoughts on fishtank live?
>>220173950ok gramps, night night
These boots were made for wankin'
>Killing Floor 1Great. Difficult at higher levels and the levels don't get boring. Good music and atmosphere>Killing Floor 2Getting shittier now. Better graphics and the gun animations look ok. The horror atmosphere is now sci-fi themed, Gay screamo twink music. Still a fun game. The Trader is annoying and the same vocal queues over and over. Now with Loot Crates>Killing Floor 3Not even onceamazing how game devs manage to ruin a series by over complicating things
>>220173973Gemmy
>>220173984>mention gorillas>sam goes bananas
sometimes I make really good posts and I hope they get screenshotted and passed around after I’m gone
>>220174026they only thing getting passed around around here is your mom
gronk groinklers
Burned myself again award
>look at the size of my big fat body>*moaning*>i’m gonna literally fuckin die soon>*moaning louder*
>>220174040*masturbates you aggressively*
>>220174040Odd post
Whole body is shaking. Is this addiction?
>>220174053Uuughhh fuck that feels so good for my wiener and my big fat body
Shit thread. I'm clocking out.
>>220174096Same, not much to stay around for. I hope the late-night shift can fix this.
>>220174096>>220174107Sorry :/
>>220173341Don't do that
>>2201739982 has much better gunplay and adds class customization, don’t be so hard on it
I’ll try harder to make posts that are more gooder
>>220174125Why not
A tuppence for your penis, sir or madam?
corrmay hairfta accelerate the scheduled poobergization plus [redacted]aim to finish in 17 mins allah willinghopefully much of the slammin' will be reumpted by that indicture
I'm socially most similar to the NDP, but I outflank the conservatives from the right on fiscal matters. I suppose that makes me Liberal by process of elimination.
Like I said to the cash eater, you need more fiver in your diet!
China
>>220174209faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrtttttt
>>220174221*braaaaaaaaaap*
>>220174209The Liberals literally have no defined fiscal policy or even more broadly a coherent party ideology. They are a catch-all natural governing party that changes to (try) and win every election.
>>220174232Well, I've been thinking about running for politics. I'm a supporter of the Liberals (at least under Mark Carney) and I live in one of the most Liberal ridings in Canada, so I would have to run as a Liberal no matter what. I suppose that would make things easy for me.
I love neoliberalism so much.
>>220174221>>220174229I wonder why it just smelled like somebody took maple donuts out of the fryers lol. Wind from a Canadian boy's behind smells like maple extract, nutmeg, cinnamon and vanilla
Are you a gamer?
>>220174260I’m rated E for EPIC
>>220174260hell yeah!
>>220174248>I would have to run as a LiberalYou don't even need to do that, simply get elected anywhere in Canada then make a backroom deal to change parties. That NDP eskimo up north just got her son's CP charges dropped by switching parties. You could literally run in the most Conservative or BQ riding then do that.
>>220174279But I don't like the CPC's social policies or PP in particular. My main concern is that I would be an outcast or outsider within the LPC if I try to redpill my colleagues on abolishing supply management or the corporate tax.
yep, marble gardens still sucks ass
Yea i dont think she fw me
>>220174296Make her fuck with you. Grab the gun.
>>220174292>He thinks the federal Liberals are allowed to have any sort of internal party dissent, let alone a junior MPYou must be a nu-Canadian. The party whip would never let you do anything remotely substantive.
>>220174300I'm taking her on another date tuesday I'll try my best but if it doesnt work out so be it. Just sad cause this is the first time ive had the courage to ask a girl out in 6 years and shes beautiful
>>220174317No, you're only whipped into voting for bills. You can still discuss policies behind closed doors (insanely cucked that MPs have to be so covert about their real beliefs lol).
>>220174324Her saying yes should count for something
>>220174324Grab some rope, mallet, and industrial-grade cling film.
>>220174326>You can still discuss policies behind closed doorsThis is barely tolerated by the Liberals since Trudeau was elected. There's a reason most of the cabinet ministers are tokens like FOB-jeets who have no idea what they are doing. Idk if Carney has made some improvements internally but it seems like nothing notable has changed. Canadian politics are thirdie meme-tier stuff.
This world is turning me into Hitler 2
>>220174365I'm ready to scalp some Nazi chud incels
>>220174363Eh, even being an NPC for the Liberals for $200,000+ a year is better than wageslaving.
I enjoyed the gimmick of today's Clues by Sam
>>220174385It's quite literally the easiest job in the country except for the Senate. You barely work, don't even need to do anything nor understand your role. There's a reason so many foreign born ethnics crawl in there. Gone are the days when MPs were at least competent businessmen or technocrats of some sort.
this is what I look like
Five leafs in a row TWICE IN ONE THREAD???OHFUCKINGSHEEEEEEEEEIT
>>220174414I've heard that consituency work can be a real pain in the ass, but my riding is seriously as safe as it can be for Liberals. Besides, AI is getting good enough that I could plausibly automate my emails with consituents in a few years. Still, I do know for a fact that MPs do real work on committees.
>>220174436*my riding is seriously as safe as it can be for Liberals, so I can slack off during constituency weeks.
Goodnight cummies
>>220174436>I do know for a fact that MPs do real work on committees.Backbenchers don't do much they sit on like 1 irrelevant committee max, that's why we have jeets and chinks in Parliament openly sharing sensitive internal party information and confidential government secrets with foreign governments, seemingly unaware this is highly illegal because nobody cares
>>220174524This is me
>Monday
Backbenchods
>>220174552you bloody
US national debt about to reach 40 trillion.
>>220174576who gives a shit. it's been going up for years now and nothing has changed.
>>220174574I hate everyday
>>220174574>>220174546Garfield ahh niggas
Alright maybe she does fw me
>>220174576You own everyone if you owe everyone
>>220174592It was a big deal when it reached 3 trillion during the Iraq war. How times have changed.
>>220174609what'd she just send you? post it
>>220174541do canadian boys like brisket? :3
>>220174613If you owe the bank $1,000, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $1,000,000,000, that's the bank's problem.
Palm Beach Pete is 100% epstein
>>220174619Nothing just triple texting me and now wants to hangout tuesday and friday. Stressful business these broads
i'm that nigga
>>220174644I do
>>220174656He looks like Epstein mixed with Terry Davis
Might pull a tim pool and rock a beanie on a date to obscure my norwood 3
>>220174657lucky. i met a girl on Friday, we talked for a bit, and she asked to exchange numbers. i asked her out this morning, but she never replied.
>Dim Fool
yeah i really don't care about that
Apparently my average daily hours of screentime this week was half an hour less than last week's
I need therapy and medication. I need psychopharmacology to save me.
If only we had a literacy test to vote, Liberals would win every riding by Assad margins.>>220174724That's gay, I'm going to take unregulated drugs of questionable legality like a boss.
Do you stand in front of the microphone or behind it
>>220174757I just yell really loud.
>>220174798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5umJ63d3rzQ
>>220174798Inshallah, Mark Carney will secure a deal with Iran to let Canadian ships through the strait.
Chuds lost. Destiny won.
>>220174681>the 'ol "wait a few days" trickYou played yourself
>>220174833At being a cuck
>>220174839i kinda wonder if she even typed her number in correctly kek. maybe i actually asked out some random person somewhere.
I need to get fucking milked
I need to get fucking killed
>>220174865I just drank a ton of milk, if that counts
took me the whole day to watch fight club
I get wet without even trying!
>But I'm a- >*starts strumming guitar*>All that I bo-ought, was stillness of heart
Jews won. Libshits lost. Cope and seethe.
day 23 of the 3 day aquatic marine expedition that we've won 7 times
Me? I belong to Jesus
Revert to polygyny Retvrn to tradition
>>220174916Is that your hispanic bf?
>>220174921
I'm a high value male
>>220174955the value menu maybe
Today my esteemed tiny niche nerd fandom is celebrating because our enemies have suffered a mortal wound and are on their deathbeds. You will not understand this. But we have triumphed in the most total way. Tonight I drink their tears from the cup of victory.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVeNyCiB6EA&list=RDIVeNyCiB6EA
>>220174958Bodied that incel
where are the gamer girls
boiling some ramen
Conservatards be like>We're going to cut government spending and stop giving handouts to unemployed leaches, but we would never ever stop spending money on boomers
>>220175032Too much salt
>>220175055No one's going to cut anything for Boomers because they are the biggest voting block. And Boomers voted Liberal in significantly high numbers than Tories last election.That's why there needs to be a zoomer revolution that ends democracy. The old will eat the young if you let them.
I guess I’ll take some edibles and play vidya. I’m basically already in the Wall-E future except I’m not on a space cruise ship and I’m not fat.
>>220175071>That's why there needs to be a zoomer revolution that ends democracy. The old will eat the young if you let them.Inevitable unironically.
breakfast
>>220175094You overcooked your eggs.
Hello everyone !
>>220175123I burn them for texture
>>220175133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G2T0ad1-h4
F*ck Drumpf
randy walters is a son of a bitch
The next time you think about posting some lazy /pol/ bait, go do anything else instead.
Tom nook is a crook
>>220175210Fine *punches you*
the next time you post MEGAit had better be followed by the word FART
That whore got em aids
>>220174914No one said it was goong to take 3 days, unlike russia's hilarious boondoggle
>>220175271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5vinxk9LQ8
>>220175302Drumpf said it's over doe
>>220175311Trump is a retard
>>220175231unfunny cringe tranny shit
drinking milk
phwoarhad too much cakenot optimaliatedno, sirdoes wun open the pruneberg?possibility
would you rather die alone on the streets of calcutta having had sex once or in a comfy bed in your mothers arms at thr age of 80 a virgin?
i hate these feels so much
>>220175541start lifting
Thoughts on the plane crash that happened today in New York?
>>220175597grim tier
>>220175597>air canada
>>220175652i wouldn't knock them too much, they did land on no fuel once
>>220174209All of the parties want to import more of the third world, give the healthcare you are paying for to them so they can drive uber 12 hours a day then go run the counter at tom horton for another 8 so they can pool money between twenty of them to buy an overpriced osb house. None of the parties oppose this except the ppc and even they aren't hardline about it. These are crooks. They sold you out. The country is lost.
>>220175468both
>>220175672I love my county but I would never ever never fight for it
>The country is lost.weak sissy boi mentality
>>220175336MANY are saying this!
>>220175724pretty girls such as yourself aren't meant to fight wars
>>220175763Im gonna die of dramatic irony if you say stuff like that.
goodnight
Where is everyone
Got in a big fight with my brother and Dad felt like smashing everything in my room and hanging myself but I decided to sleep instead
>>220176374what was the fight about anon?you know i worry about you
>>220176388It was about getting a job I just ask for help with some questions on the job application and they just tell me to figure it out myself when I can't, also I've been dealing with distressing intrusive thoughts that have been torturing me I am running out of hope
>>220176438they sound like scumbags, can you beat up your brother?i'd start there
>>220176461You're a piece of shit for posting this
>>220176461He's stronger than me and he says he wish he could beat me to a pulp but can't because it would intrude on his career prospects
if you ever snap anon just remember https://youtu.be/emInyNHjsOk?t=73
>>220176480If you're really worried about getting abused there's social services for that and organizations like job corps will help you learn skills for a job. Meanwhile, instead of applying to jobs you should try applying to temp agencies, it's much easier to get a job that way
Playing Halo CE on legendary
>>220176480Ngl you sound very punchable
>>220176438What was the question
>>220176593How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop
Found out I have inverted nipples like from hentai
>>220176685What do you mean "found out" like you haven't had them your whole life. Did you recently gain a ton of weight or something
>>220176705Ive honestly never looked at my nipples closely enough in all this time to consider it
All genetic nucleobases where found in the regolith of the ryugu sample. That's kinda neat
>>220176715I'm not even sure how you'd be able to tell unless you were overweight. I wouldn't think they'd have enough stick out otherwise
>>220176749im not fat
>>220176767I mean I believe you, I'm just having a hard time envisioning what inverted nipples on a man would even look like
Commendatori
A girl tried to kiss me and I said no thanks
>>220176848Was he disappointed
>>220176848faggot
https://youtu.be/BTf3a4Wjlmw?si=w8WtAn4CMIXKhDVt
Watch fishtank live.
>>220176910https://youtu.be/eyAGJ8hv6CQ?si=xMSiWiNM_UPZ8PP5
>>220176767Are you saying you have booba
>>220176933lets say hypothetically that i do. if i said yes i will either be called a tranny or told tits or gtfo. so why would anyone say this. i just wanted to talk about my discovery
beng too tired to go to bed is one of the worst things ever
>>220177195That's not a thing. You made that up
>>220177020Alright point taken
Who night shift rn
>>220177407to go to bed i have to get up and brush my teeth and stuff, thus i am immobilized in this chair, in a permanent state of semi consciousness. i can barely concentrate
>>220177567You don't have to do shit to go to bed but lay down
>>220177614I can't go to bed without brushing my teeth thats gross
did you watch?did you enjoy?
>>220176705I got fat during the covid lockdowns. Normal nippes before, nipples became inverted while fat, and then they went back to normal upon losing the lockdown weight
>>220174574me fr
>>220173626Your urine got really cloudy, right? Like almost sandy looking? That wasn't semen you retard.
>>220174574
>>220178409Isn’t cloudy urine a sign of a urinary tract infection or something
>>220178428UTI, dehydration, common for people taking supplements/multivitamins, yeah.
Imagine if you went to take a leak and a cloud like from the sky came out your urethra LOL
trump already foldedwe're not bombing their energy grid
>>220176388dad found the jango fett legos
good morning /cum/ bros
>>220173298These Jews at McDonald’s have been slowly cutting any good deals from the app fuck this timeline
Black women started leading the country in earning degrees and now all of a sudden “degrees don’t matter”, mhm sure.
>>220180867that dei shit is crazy, homiei grew up with this black girl from the hood. she was a creative artsy type. she went to university (first of her family). they put her in a physics class because it wasn't "diverse enough". she flunked out. thankfully she landed on her feet and his now teaching music at a university in the uk. the bourgeoise libs almost got her.
Complicated feelings whenever I see a video of a boomer getting checkedOn the one hand I feel bad because they are old and maybe their minds aren't where they used to beOn the other hand I still laugh because they only start shit because they are old and think that makes them impervious to any consequences
>>220173397Watch Mobile Suit Gundam ('79)
>>220173807When I see a bong do stuff like this I find it endearing and cute but when I see an American try to use mate or lads in any sentence I want them out of my country.
guys fuentes has announced immigration is dead we won bros
>>220181259What about if it's a group of surly negro youths doing the 'checking'?
Why is sitting on your roof not normalized?
>>220181929Seethe from apartmentcels
>>220181929It's not structurally sound, and it's not designed for the wear and tear, which could cause leeks that lead to other problems.
>>220181929They don't want you getting close to God
>>220181929I’m not sure how to even get on my roof
Just made breakfast Oatmeal with chia seeds, ground flax seeds, and wheat germ Also a banana, cottage cheese, metamucil, and cold brew with milk and cocoa powder
Now that the war's over, who won
>>220181967>leeks
>>220182023https://youtu.be/GCO62VNm67k?si=jC5JiOd8ISxM_ApA
I managed to score overtime 2 weeks in a row
Gen X is just Boomers 2.0
>>220182049
>>220181030That's a good path. I'm not sure if it's innate or cultural but black Americans seem to excel in musical fields, even in the areas where they're usually underrepresented like classical music and Broadway style musical theatre t. work in the field
>>220182078Millennials are Boomers 2.0Gen Z are ackchually Gen X 2.0
I love black people, fuck the n words though
Orangeman pussied out lol
Do wagies fantasize about being a NEET and daydrinking?
>>220182154>Trump delays strikes on Iran power, energy plants for five days, citing 'very good and productive conversations'libtard news leaves out the last part
>>220182199Iran said they never had any dialogue, he just pussied out
>>220182227>Iran said
Nigga out here still defending the orangutan nahh man I cant
None of this would be happening if we voted for Mamala
>>220182267Orange JuliusCheeto BenitoMango Mussolini
>>220182263Orangeman lies every time he speaks, the foreign ministry said there were no talks
>>220182301We're all just a bunch of crazy coconuts
>>220182263You don't understand bro, the media is all lies, except when Iran says it or something idk then it's 100% true. Please don't bomb Pakistan bro, they will nuke India, my country bro. Sikhs and shias are bro tier bro, please!
You enjoying the 2020s so far?
>>220182263Bro Iran is not trying to talk to America.
i dont get why people buy game consoles it'd piss me off to have to buy a new library every few years
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