onlyfans edition>>220170565
We need to wake for the mods to nuke this one first.
>>220188285Don't think this shithole is being modded anymore
Damn my legs are strong af, I was wondering why all watch them and now that I took pic got it
>>220188474nice legs bro, walkmaxxing pays off
>>220188474mpased fulgrim comeback
>>220188567What's fulgrim got to do with this? Gayest primarch to ever exist btw
>>220188554Thanks bro>>220188567Not fulgrim miss that nigga thougheverbeit
Bog i wish I were death
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/%D1%84%D1%83%D0%BB%D0%B3%D1%80%D0%B8%D0%BC/Damn.. Last post more than 10 years ago? I could swear he was posting until 2018-2019 at least.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/username/%D0%A4y%D0%BB%D0%B3p%D0%B8%D0%BC%20/nvm it was one of them freaky encoding issues
>>2201887482018 was 20 years ago bro
damn... the fight of two YouTuber self proclaimed fake professors https://youtu.be/1gMYDnLyOSctheir audience is all from the third world btw
>>220188900shitgal when he's old and has dropped the gaysona
This >>220174843 looks balkanian.
>>220188945so... 5 years?
>>220188950>avocado>pepper on cucumbers and tomatoes>solid sperm next to sausage, not creamy sperm inside the sausage0/10 not balkan
i need to get into the car import business
>>220188990Also cucumber does not look right.
really pisses me off how normies eat liquidy shit off a flat plate just put it in a bowl dumb groid normienigger
Done coloring it :DIt's time to go to sleep, gn frens.
Remember, strong legs and strong heart will save your life one dayhttps://youtu.be/7zA52hzfWNs?si=oVot9FPKThclWSbf
>>220189311And don't forget pull up day
>>220189342hilarious how these chinksects died standing up
>>220189342the white man marches on
>According to Elaine Hatfield, 'Consistency generates little emotion; it is inconsistency that we respond to. If a person always treats us with love and respect, we start to take that person for granted. We like him or her—but "ho hum." [...] What would generate a spark of interest, however, is if our admiring friend suddenly started treating us with contempt—or if our arch enemy started inundating us with kindness.'so true!>>220189342soymun aesthetic
Some KFCslop and 1 nap later and I'm feeling pretty good honestlySloppa and naps are powerful
How do you get out of that situation if you're caught in the middle of the crowd?The first thing that popped to mind when the news broke was to knock every person in a 5 meter radius unconscious to try and create some lebensraumNot sure if people outside the radius would start cramming me up again or start piling up on top of each other allowing me some breathing space
>>220189617the only solution would be to:1. never be there in the first place2. climb like a monkeyyou'd get pushed by the crowd otherwise
This was funny https://youtu.be/1rMaxWiBmbo
>>220189567you needed the nap because you ate the sloppayou're back to 0 except you paid for it with money and also with time so you might argue you are at a loss
>either a torrent of 65iq schizobabble or complete silence
>Biggest Network in Bosnia Interviews SNEAKO
>>220190144you deserve it. you are too aggressive toward others and their opinions even if those people are rarely if ever aggressive toward others and toward you.
>>220190227You must be mixing me up with kelly or sumatI'm an agreeable delicate little teddy bear full of compassion and understanding
>>220190273i was thinking you are kelly.
>>220190273>t. evil violent murderous psychopath rudeposter
You guys are really friendly compared to the fags, pedos, and trannies in Precure general on /a/
just discovered Alfie, finna read it
my AC doesn't workBulgaria did this
>>220190489true
>>220190489the newest Precure has a shota you will love bro
tachycardia is the mark of the high energy entj
>>220190724I have this and I'm INTP. My grandpa who is an actual ENTJ psychopath has a resting heart rate of 30 and he is only 90 years young.
fixed the ACsolution:turn off the breaker for 5 minutes, then turn it on againopen the window and wiggle the outside tube like I'm trying to choke someonethe INTJ man marches on
>>220190982allah loves you, you will not live past 65 and die of some timmy heart condition
>>220191035>INTJno wonder you are judgmental, but not a shizo.
>>220191035>wiggle the outside tube like I'm trying to choke someoneor something
ENTP here
>>220191115heh, do you think that shitty half-disintegrated plastic tube could handle that level of shaking
>1.5 hours basketball session finishedI'm cooked
>>220191035I had to give the chube a foreskin snip and shorten it so it would drain betterHad to put the other HVAC chube in a DIY PVC pipe condom so it would drain past the pathway around my houseHVACwork is just so gay
>ayo wyboy, cm'ere. i'm finna turn that bussy inside out in the showers. you run, i catch up to you n snap yo neckHow do you respond?
>>220191359https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f_DJWginOg
>>220191387Oof. Was about to post a blushing white boy standing still with his fists clenched up against his red face.
>>220191359I actually keep a sword in my bedroom, I'm gonna fillet that nigga.
>>220191359I call soyjak and inform him his BBC BVLL is trying to cum outside of his ARYAN wifesoy-kun will take care of him
>>220191428The soy-kun:
>>220191450no idea what this means but how new do you have to be to not realize what I'm referencing
>>220191359ask him for his sister's instagram
the lion's all four cognitive functions are extroverted thinking
the lion posts on 4chan while the lioness is out there snacking on timmies
>>220191387that new youtube UI is cancer. i am sure an AI did not make it, it was some front end whore that just makes changes to the UI to justify her "Lead UX manager at Google" position. her job is literally to center a div, then align it left next month in the next big change and in 6 months to center that div again. her job is too pointless to even waste tokens on, but she probably makes good money. i wish i were her.
>As the primary hunters, lionesses work together, targeting weaker, older, or injured animals to conserve energy, especially favoring slow-moving prey.Peak foid
>>220191559
the lion has fever and took a sick day offthe green line would collapse without me
>>220191575she is eating that ass
>>220191575>i ate my way through a harmless timmy animal painted in white people designated road crossing paths
>>220191611>>220191620
>>220191620lionphobic post
>>220191651after a long day of scouting for programmers with the grls
>>220191663can't tell if this is a bait hook or a hunchback sperm destined to be the bait
>>220191704>can't tellbecause of insufficient levels of estrogen in your blood and uranus being in prolapse
>>220191359
>>220191776Make way for the superior breed of people.
>>220191839>two trannies conjoined by a double-ended chastity cage
>>220191839>literally a fishthe lion is amused
>>220191851>and they called me the shizo, yet this bulgar talks about trannies 24/7
>>220191888>I can't be a schizo if this random dude talks about [X]
>>220191909we are all shizos on this blessed day
Are you ready for the clock being magically moved by the EU sunlight-taxing authorities this Sunday?
>>220191927>t. dangerously anointed
>>220191960why cannot the EU send me some of those taxes back in some way?
>>220191998have you considered asking them?
>>220191960
As a Bulgar I must be permitted to be the treasurer of the EU. I should hold the banks's keys. I promise to be very careful with the gold.
>>220191998>GDPR Access Requests: Under GDPR Article 57(4), if a person or entity makes requests for information or data access that are "manifestly unfounded or excessive, in particular because of their repetitive character," the supervisory authority or company may choose to charge a reasonable fee based on administrative costs, or refuse to act on the request.
>>220191960bulgaria reminded me of thisbulgaria is to blame
>>220192052We already control the IMF. The goyim will start noticing.
>>220192058once i steal.. i mean protect all the gold in the EU, I will give you all money to make GDPR requests.
>>220192090vgh... dikey dommy mommy crustalina whoregayeva
>>220192052https://youtu.be/ZxTrKxi66to
>>220192090>woman>has to steal tons of goldjust send me and my gypsy brothers to take care of all that shiny.
no way albotimmy is a leo
A bulgar, a jew and a gypsy walk into an EU bank treasury vault - who gets to keep the gold?
Rundtgåing av den transcendentale egenhetens støtte is the best track to sleep to
>>220192206The Chinese who bought it all up
>>220192233he is thinking of sleeping, i am thinking of stealing EU money - we are not the same.>>220192242damn. i have to share the gold with the chinese? damn
>>220192206the vlach
>Warm, artistic, and protective of the ones they love, Leos make great friends and companions. They are confident and larger-than life, easily charming the people they encounter. However, this sign can be dramatic from time to time, especially if they feel disrespected. They feel passionately about their personal interests but need to be mindful that they show interest in the lives of those around them as welldoes this sound like the vlach to you?
I know that maqedonians have good vlach jokes but they are keeping them to themselves.
think I twisted my ankle landing
also we livehttps://kick.com/androgenic
>balk sagittarius era: sloni, fyrombey, effendi>balk capricorn era: sashko, ikibey, mangal
>>220192710How did you know I was Sagittarius bro?
Foid didn't call It's ogre Feeling pretty okay doe honestly The indomitable human spirit wins again
>>220193480>Feeling pretty okay doeNo shit dude you're like 23 years old, you better do. If I were 23 yrs old I could do it all over again and spend another decade in my apartment but with better internet and more ram
>>220193587Older than that sadly Unc mode is approaching
>>220193480whats your flaws. you need to max out, lock on, its uderstandble being cortisolmaxxed after getting ghosted by a ltb
>>220193608you already hang out with us uncs here on /balk/ so you're practically an unc
>>220193653I'm the former resident child along with the Albo but I wish I were a sperma flowing through my dad's nutsack like Timmy
He who fears the cortisol spike believes he maintains power through stoic refusal but *sniff* this is precisely his castration! His very fear of the spike IS the spikeThe jestermaxxer understands something profound, something the stoics would hate: power does not flow from dignity or composure. No, no, no. Power flows from controlling the frame of transgression itself. The jester is not degrading himself, he is forcing everyone else into the position of the they who must react, who must have their cortisol spiked or suppressed. He has made himself the traumatic Real that others must incorporate into their symbolic order!The jestermaxxer has achieved what Hegel calls absolute knowing. He knows the game is fake AND he plays it anyway, and this is what allows him to framemogg
New balk map dropped
finna hit the bed
>>220193946Good night bro
>>220188443I got banned 3 days ago for something that doesn't even break the rule I was banned for "violating". It is moderated, althougheverbetisome badly
>>220194046last time i was banned for something which i knew breaks the rules ( Steam Chart on /v/ ) but it was funny. local ban, so who cares.
>replied in the wrong tabAlas. It applies to bumk too I guess.
>>220192710what should we expect for the aquarius era?
>>220194093https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/153941161/#153941897this is what I was banned for btw
>>220194135if the word starting with m on gif has though me something it is that those gifs are actually far more enforced than cp gifs and you are lucky to even get 3 days bann as even saying the whole word starting with m is a 3 days bann offence, let alone posting a gif of it, which is perma and a call of the cops.
>>220194220what i am trying to say is that some janny mistook it for animal torture and they are far more eager to bann this shit than anything else. and given that last time they did not, we ended up with "m", i get why they are overzealous
>>220194220?????that's not a gif, it's a png of a cat getting splashed with water
>>220194276some janni mistook it for animal abuse. it happens. only 3 days bro.... its not that much. it was probably local too.
>>220194295>it was probably local toonah, l immediately smenih ay pi to and complained about it i yanislav me pobanani za 30 dena na nekoy ot ay pi ta ta ot mobilnite dannigot 30 for eva
bros, this bitch I work with smells so fucking sexy I have her odor stuck in my nostrils wtf do I do
>>220194341eпa тpябвaшe дa изчиcтиш биcквиткитe и дa нe ce oплaквaш нa чиcтaчитe дeтo нямaт мoзък - пpocтo нoвo aдpecчe бeз бeзквитки.тo пa зa 3 дeнa cи cмeняш aдpeca e мaлкo тъпo aмa aйдe.
>>220194401нe ми ce бapaт нacтpoйкитe, a и нe e дa cъм кaтo eднo вpeмe cя cи изяждaм тpиднeвнaтa цoпaпpocтo ги дoджнaх, чe дa идa в тeмaтa c мaчa и дa ce oплaчaинaчe cи пoчинaх 3 дeнa oт caйтa
>>220194465мнoгo лecнo ce пoлyчaвaт бaнoвe тия дни. peaлнo e дocaднo. кaтo тe бaннaт зa нeквa пpocтoтия aкo e нeкъв гoлям бaн peaлнo тpябвa дa cи гo oпpaвяш caм. aйдe 3 дeнa кaк дa e, aмa имa aвтoмaти4ни дeтo cъм пoлyчaвaл зa 15 дeнa дeтo пpocтo cъм пocтнaл гpeшeн линк ( дoкyмeнтът бъл зaбpaнeн ). aбe кaктo и дa e.
>>220194542caйтът зapaди твa yмиpaидиoтитe нa въpхa нa пиpaмидaтa
>>220194596тaкa e. зa жaлocт e тaкa.
>>220194612инaчe cя нямa дa пocтyвaм дo пъpви aпpил, чe дa нe мe нaшибaт зa пъpви aпpил eдинcтвeнaтa дaтa, нa кoятo тpaдициoннo cи зacлyжaвa дa пocтвaшдaнo e якa изнeнaдaтa тaя гoдинa, a нe кaтo пocлeднитe 2-3
>>220194643дa, и aз ce нaдявaм дa e нeщo якo тaя гoдинa. мaлкo тъпo чe чoвeк тpябвa дa нe пocтвa зa дa нe бъдe бaннaт пo пoгpeшкa, нo тe paзбиpaм.
>>220194101i am the aquarius sis, more politics and gut wrenching discussions
>>220194686I set the precedent of politics harrassee on /balk/
>>220194135kek, I remembered /sp/ memes from the ruzzian invasion of euro 2026, that shit was hilarious and I kekd heavily watching this video when the nostalgia train hit me: https://youtu.be/XfY-1lQIJ8c>>220194392sniff her even harder and make her sniff your penis
>>220194767>make her sniff your penisshe has a husband and a kid...
>>220194803did I stutter nigger? make her sniff it so the scent of your dick enters the nostrils of her entire family (this is a joke)
Good night bros
>>220195338happy cortisol valleys boyo
>>220188324mangal next door blasts mangaldurka2025burns plastic/rubbercan't breathe airwater is greenah yes, selo nature he'll love it
>>220192090>We
reminder that god allowed sheytan to make us wake up every morning instead of peacefully dying in our sleep
HELP US!>>220196321