brit
*anxiously waits for everyone else to show up*
dont think ive ever been constipated
>>220189314
corr good breadberg
don't find asian women that attractive if i'm being honest
open borders for pissrael
smoking datura
remember this
watching oneyplays and adopting all of their personalities for when I go to work tomorrow
>>220189345Theyre more prone to having a gentle, ladylike disposition but lookswise they do nothing for me
use this as the image for the next thread
>>220189360not the nigger word saying ones i hope
norwegian bunda
>>220189300The Big Alan subedish
>Waiting for the mentally underdeveloped drooling retard psychopath Epstein golems to start celebrating babies being butchered and metaphorically drinking Trump's & Bibi's ball sweat to own the left or something
Rorke dying on the side of the road because he refused to get into a jewish ambulance
doing some deadlifts
>>220189360Do you ask all the pretty ladies at toil stupid childish hypotheticals like they do too?
>>220189387Need that shoved up my shitpipe
need to shag middle aged women
Epstein golems have only one response and it's calling everyone who doesn't take joy from dead babies a paki
reminder that the edgy zionist posting is solely for the purpose of getting (You)sjust stop responding
>>220189405what the heck
Sir Escort Hirer
>>220189437at least your amazon parcels will arrive quickly
>>220189437bloody woke done it
>>220189437>cut down all the trees in their gardens>NOOOO I CAN SEE A BUILDING NOW
>>220189437>we must halt all investment and progress because otherwise some obese boomers view will be ruined
Thoughts on TZD?
>>220189220Yes, I believe it's called genocide
Always wet the toilet paper before wiping my arse. Would you clean shit off your hands with a dry cloth? No. Have some self respect instead of rubbing dry shit into your arse.
just submitted 9 FOIA requests
>>220189181>sociopath no>failsonyes, but my parents are not very wealthy
Got visible abs just from not eatingIt that easy
>>220189494how does that work the paper would fall apart are you mental
>>220189437Kinda kino honestly and the building provides some privacy. Would much prefer that then having multiple Deanoboxes looking at me from their windows
>>220189437mental how boomers think they should be allowed to control every visible parcel of land from their homes
>>220189437of course, we loved it when we moved into our newbuilds and had acres of untouched land to roam inhowever, when someone started building something ELSE there, we were not going to be having any of that
>>220189514Don't soak the paper just wet it
>>220189512Sir Keir must be notified about this post
>>220189529well said
Sir New Builder
sir bob builder
Feeling emotional and overwhelmed
sir poo builder
Lockdown was 6 years ago today
nowt wrong with civilisation crushing barbarians
Live life for the children (Live life for the children!)(Oh, for the children!)You see, let's... (Oh!) Let's save the children (Oh)Let's...let's save all the children(Save the babies! Save the babies!)(And if you want to love, you got to save the babies!)
remembered this and screamed
watching BCS, absolutely painful how old Mike looks. his boomer self-insert was always kinda cringe, but it's truly unbearable watching someone who looks like he should be in adult diapers beating up men who look 1/5th his age
>>220189584I too support Iran against jewry
broke up with the gf the other week. post about it. anyway, feeling a lot better now. happy, even. feel like our relationship, and in my turn, stalled for quite some time there. we weren't really going anywhere, no future.now i'm more optimistic about the future. looking forward to finding a partner i can actually build a future with. will be more picky this time.parts of me, now that i'm 'free', wants to go on a shagging spree, but i know that won't be good for the soul and will make me feel awful in the long termanyway, blog over
get the liverpool-manchester megalopolis built
barbarism begins at home
>>220189574let's cuddle and have a chat x
out with the gf x
>>220189613*barks*
>>220189603Hire some 'scorts lad
ingrown toenail on the ropes
bloody day at bloody workpretty easy one nglbollocks nonethelessthink i might have kidney diseasecant be that bad they probably have pills for it
>>220189578Some are still scarred by the horrors
>>220189620eurm
nignogging my way around
feeling quite under the weather
>>220189620This is the kind of phenotype that will never reject any of your requests in bed no matter how gross of a fetish it is to the point where you will make her just do stuff you aren't even into just because you can.
>>220189603fuck me i butchered this post, didn't ityping faster than i can think>posted about it>and in turn my life
>>220189603ah the optimismyou'll lose that by the end of the month and start feeling the regretthen at some point you'll get over herbest not to get another gf before then
You just know he was thinking about being pooed on when he typed that
Mad how my sister is unironically harassed by CIA glowniggers for being a pro-life activist while ive been fedposting for a decade and nothing happened
Protestants hate when their lazy faith is challenged
>>220189578what the fuck
>>220189653lemsip
pooing out of my fucking ARSE!!!!!
>>220189730more of a headache than anything
in bed with my tea
got a different variety of tofu in and its okay
Manchester from Liverpool Cathedral
the best to ever do it
incan niggas really drank out of this
rorke building a replica of rupert lowe out of matchsticks
>Liam and Noel Gallagher reunite for a rare social media snap as they pose with Phil Foden's influencer son Ronnie, 6 Why is millionaire Phil Foden pushing his 6-year-old to be an influencer
>>220189770his legacy will live on in our hearts and minds
>>220189736was just saying this in the toilets art work
>>220189763*rorke starts dancing a jig behind him, unable to stop himself*
>>220189777Height of art without Christianity
>>220189789they're both doing ...zesty foden face !!
what is the bloody point of the period after work during the work weekits pure shit i'd rather just stay at workget it out the bloody way
>>220189770get it framed on the wall
it's simple mathsit's simple mathematics, really
>>220189789>>220189811this is all so weird
>>220189811which one is the 6 year old aoooohww! aha x
>>220189824why not compress your hours
>>220189824cor get the 37.5 hours out of the way pronto, get it all done, one big go at it
>>220189811ummmmyyyyy x
>>220189797Lol
>>220189811chavs are keeping the white british race alive
possibly the biggest cope i have ever read on the internetbro follows the lives and affairs of 4chan mods and considers himself a curious intelligent man
>>220189797sc
indian women have nice hair
>>220189883omgggg girls are exactly like that. Men never say anything like this ever.
dexter's sister sex arse (not that one)
>>220189810me before i fart
>>220189918
>>220189918deedee?
you cuck yourself every time you watch p0rnwatching other blokes have sex while you pathetic wank your worm
>>220189883rorke mad that women critically engage rather than just passively take information in like a brainless moid
>>220189941I only watch blowjob videos
>>220189941not gay so why would I take part in gay sex when watching it is fine
steel girders for tea
>>220189883re-rewind, when the crowd say bo, selecta
>>220189942meant to just reply with a frog jpg and 'so true.'
Surprised that Tom Scott's comeback video wasn't him announcing his transition desu.
>>220189941i only watch lesbians and solo piss girls
>>220189941dear diary
yknow how a load of the irish went to america?why dont they go back? reclaim their homeland?
so tom scott's comeback reveal was just an advert for nebula
>>220189916>>220189942leftypol having another meltdown over a harmless meme is he?
willow ryder wank on the cars
get the female bradders posted
>>220189824ExerciseCookingReadingShaving
>>220189975thats what matt gray is doing
>>220190006corrr can't bloody blame him!! I Bet They Had Sex After That.
Every accusation is a confession.
>>220190025FIT
She so fineeeee
6.8 inches. Uncircumcised. White.
>>220190006ai lady isnt wearing her seatbelt right and shes a heteopolitam police? maddening
>>220189941i only wank to ASMR JOIs
have it on good authority tom scott is millennial weinsteinhe rented out his channel to girls if they promised to shag him
>>220190052Yeah, that’s sort of a development of what >>220190014 said, isn’t it?
3.4 inches. phimo. irish
my feets are so soft
>>220190016They dont want us or like us and it's nice here we have California and Alaska and Hawaii and $150k mansions in nebraska
might have a wee read of my kindle just need to finish this boring slog of a book before I can read an interesting one
>>220190114Read your shit book and stop boring us about it. We don't care what book it is either. We're not your mates.
>>220190114no you won'tshut up
>>220190111ktim except a laptop and a nice furnished flat
>>220190128LOL he's summed it up
>>220189843already bloody done thathalf day fridaycould sort it to have friday off fullbut either way its fucking monday mateand here i bloody am moaningmight see if i can sleep at work>>220190028can do that at work
Rorke mate.. your crib..
There's always one autistic poster who will find something to obsess about, then post it in every thread for the entire day, sometimes the entire week.
>>220190128you are filled with hatred, you must be miserable
>>220190114what books x
I'll go back to ireland if i can bring my mexican gf and ak47
>>220190114you dont have to read books you dont like
>>220190161Read your shit book you fucking boring cunt.
>>220190128LOOOOOOL
>>220190154yeah piss off with your boring screenshots now you freak
>>220190171You need God
>>220189770give that man an oscar
I'm his mate though
in vice city you jumped into building and theres an easter egg ok
>>220190006bloody disgraceful this. should be out nicking criminals instead of messing around in the car like that
>I'm his mate though
>>220190166could you depopulate the whole of england if you went back in time and did a mass shooting? how would they stop you
/brit/ is for mates and if you don't like that THERE is the door
>>220190114what book lad I'm reading the ol' kindle right now myself
fuck's sakejust realised i accidentally kept a link to pornhub.com on my cvhave applied to 20+ jobs with this cv
>>220190215done me. I don't believe it
>>220190223which vid?
now he's replying to himself to create a false sense of interest omdssss READ YOUR SHITE BOOK YOU INCEL FREAK
>>220190223no you didn't be quiet
The tranny freak is desperate to tell us which book he isn't reading.
grrr i'm mean and angry!! i need to spew vitriol into the void!
>>220190223well done on being Britain's greatest wanker
>4chuds want to live crammed between a strip mall and a warehouse because much gdp or summatAbsolute nigger poo
>>220190165>>220190221Austerlitz feel like ive got the point and its just dragging
how much should pints cost for you to go on a big pub sesh again
rorke typing grandfather clock imto google imagesbut forgetting the l
>>220190223and those 20 jobs were at the fleshlight testing office
>strip mallF O YOY
>>220190278oh my fucking days rorke YOU'VE DONE IT NOW
In bed me
>>220190223well at least you're the favourite for that fluffer position
not even kidding i had three near car crashes all three of them were because i was staring at some bint's arse shit is lethal..happen iyc?
Fuck sake just linked this on my CVhttps://i.4cdn.org/b/17742932490016788.exe
>>220190242Lisa Ann anal BBC yoga massage
right flank hurtsjust below the right ribneed a piss but also a bit thirstybit warm tooprobably nothing
>>220190303Nope mine was cause of the pints then i went to jail. Thank God every day nobody hurt
>>220190308um
>.exenigga
>>220190242no vid, literally just pornhub.comwhy i put it there, i don't know
>>220190308John McAfee
>>220190332ok
fresh sheets, added some extra slats to firm it up, tonights kip gonna be lush
/brit/ is brutal when it detects a /britfeel/ incel like me... I wish you would be my pal.
>>220190303i had loads of near misses because im a bad driver and survived through pure luck
wth is a near car crash
love mumbergs
>>220190060corr propa annoying tho
>>220190361
>>220190354good way to test if they actually read themhow the tables have turned
>>220190303>happen iycbroccoli headed indian go back to outer /int/
>>220190308hmm, think i simply wont be downloading this one
Oh Lord i got issues
>>220190398special needs?
>>220190262it's just leftypolhe would bulldoze the cotswolds if it meant he could build a concrete highrise in its place to house a billion foreigners for free
>>220190405desu i wasn't sure about adding that but wanted to finish with a question to find out if anyone else is distracted by arse
rita from dexter probably spent a good amount of time with nicholas brendan . *sniff* ;_:
>>220190409Dude install Linux. No viruses and it's open source!
>>220190391girl is very peng. lucky guy.
Ubuntu investing its entire advertising budget in /brit/
>>220190466computer nerd sex with her and laurie
>>220190466Cor
Does leftypol really not believe in things like culture, social problems, psychological differences? Seems he thinks the answer to everything is material equality
>>220190467thats a 13 year old
He's watching Dexter in case no-one noticed by the way. He is watching Dexter. And he will let you know about it.
>>220190421Unc please calm down
>>220190467
It's sad when Rita is killed by the Trinity killer whoops found in the bathtub spoiler alert!
got the mars volta on
how bad is kidney disease anyway
>>220190491You are so angry it’s acc insane broooo
>>220190486nobody:leftypol:rorke: backstreet's back alright
lissenin to julia bondar
>>220190511>>220190488nonces detectedi meant she is very pretty, not in a sexual wayshe is also 18 you utter utter mongamerican school finishes at 18 and that's a prom night
>>220190516MY MY MY NAILS PEEL BACK
lets talk about dexter
>>220190537Watch your ancient programme (what you'd call a "show"). Stop advertising.
nobody:absolutely not a soul:rorke: scranning a poo
I'm playign Total War Rome 2 bye
>>220190542s
bottle of wine and four pints of 1664 down the hatch
people think Rorke is a character but it's actually a guy. a real life man in the real world
>i meant she is very pretty, not in a sexual way
>>220190466can tell shes a horrific slut
>>220190578
imagining cody, from california, using words like "corr"
>>220190542sc
sir gen rusher
>>220190652i was born in stockton
>>220190672>>220190674reminds me of that accident
well said
was garn type summatbut completely forgot what it wasabsolutely mental
might have a wank to some of my bradley walsh foot picturesgot an ai model that gets the detail just right
Why don't they ever fix my bum hole so it can stop making poo and I can live in peace?
>>220190652corr that babe is hella' smokin, braden!
>>220190537>>220190515sorry I can't help it but yes Rita dies whoops lol She is killed.
>>220190723its not even sad coz shes such an unlikable character holding dexter back
>>220188433 wish are muslim girls did a bit of this
dumbeldore kills snape
right well it's been an hour since i messaged my mates about going to the pub and no responsei'll write that one off then
>>220190652his bro creg replies corrr dude
>>220190748umm
We at /brit/ love nothing more than to ruin things for people
creg and brody looking in the meer
>corr dude
Got the mazzy star on
a woman without a penis is like pissing with a bonerit's alright but it doesn't really scratch the itch
>>220190039More like Fatt Gay
>>220190486he believes they're byproducts of material conditions
corr cody this gram cracker is good ass scran
>>220190816vagina women are alright when they're 50 and a bit fatotherwise yeah agreed mate
>>220189975>>220189997How about Tom Scat
>>220190844screaming
corr blimey broskithat tidy sort has some wicked titties
putting some erbs in my food
>>220190844howl
More a tiny cheb man me
>>220190853vgh trad
just got invited to join a lupus warriors facebook group by my nanshe hasn't even got lupus i'm bloody baffled here
ordered a jewish ambulance to sort my phimosis
Just tired of life lately
shout out to gregg's bakery companythey always deliver that epic peng munch
brown women have a grip on mei just find them so beautifulwhite women can be beautiful too. but i see too many similarities to my sister and other close women in my life. it's weird, like i'm dating my sister.
Americans say things differently to us and this is a source of mirth
Sir Guylian Seashells
rorke fighting his demons (the 1% African DNA shown on his 23andme)
>>220190914genuinely just think that old people just randomly click on things and hope for the best
>>220190937have a nap, a wank, and move your computer desk to a different corner
>>220190963Dame Guylian Maxwell
I hope everyone likes my rorke acrostic poemReally just a nice guyOn time to every appointmentRarely ever angryKind to everyone he meetsExcept niggers
you genuinely believe that? you genuinely believe it yeah? do you genuinely believe it?
>>220190947ever shagged her
>>220190914time to Housepill her
>>220190947https://youtu.be/JR76dWl658A
any dreamcastman in
>>220190914just wants to feel involved x
>>220191000I do yes
>>220190967this genuinely jumpscared me
>>220190993poetry
>>220190914they click random shit and are somehow shocked that the computer didn't magically do what they wanted it to
nuclear bomb just exploded outside of my window this is it everyone byyyyeeeeeeee
>>220191013only console i had was the nintendo wii
>>220191006Houseposter out of nowhere
Might move to Albuquerque
sabrina carpenter is just straight up not attractive
look after yourself yeah?
Don't tell the Iranian spies that /fr/ has been slagging them off
>>220191135>>220191135>>220191135
asking the trans starbucks batista to spit in my drink a lil
good evening you reprehensible imbeciles
I'm just messing with ya mate. I like you. I like you, mate.
