vicky edish
it's actually amazing what the autistic mind can come up withjust seen a bloke who has his profile picture as two mlp ponies kissing him on either cheek and his avatar is a sonic the hedgehog oc and he's holding a keyblade from kingdom heartshow do these three things even have any cohesion
>>220191128all female popstars are marketed to gaymens and women these days
>>220191126>watches breaking bad once
>>220191154The curse of video games, need them banned
>>220191154Tell him, not us. Stop being a coward.
They hate to see rorke catch a vibe
reshiram is easily the sexiest fire/dragon type pokémon - by a lot
>>220191178it was on instagram so i called him an autistic freak
just got off the phone with iranthey heard i was having a bit of a low monday so they thought they'd call and cheer me upgreat fucking lads and they really didn't have to do that, but they did it anywaybig claps to themjust a shame my own bloody government doesn't care nout about hard working fellas like me
got the statham kino on
need an welsh girlfriend
i push out more than i can poothen i poo it
>>220191189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
Chinaman goes to the doctor. "Doctor I can't see proply" he says. "I'm not surprised." says the doctor. "You have slits for eyes you flat-faced fool. I prescribe a change of race" then he had a race change (on the NHS) and now he is ok.
Well?
>>220191198aye they're good lads those Iranians
Big Suze arse
>>220191135Imagine if people actually had pink eyes
Mad how I'm of no use to anyone
>>220191231aw what a lovely story x
>>220191239
lubby chudder
>>220191266is that why they call her 'big' suze
>>220191266where
>>220191239not my problem
>>220191274Dont say that mate
imagine if the yanks cared about soccer
can't tell if she finds my clumsy attempts at flirting endearing in a Hugh Grant-esque way or if I'm just going down like a lead balloon
>>220191236they look like they fuck ______s
>>220191266built for johnson cock
>>220191279looks beautifulreminds me of herfucks sake i just hope she's well
>>220191279get it bulldozed
>>220191239cheadle has looked better
>>220191231SNL UK would not permit this joke
>>220191279how many nigerians can a town like that fitwe shall find out
just some morning thoughts
>>220191325take a day off, rorke
Might get the kino on
gray yam cracker? no thanks
>>220191279I am 99% sure this was originally some twitter-rorke vaguepost because of the prominent framing of the 20mph speed limit signs at the end of the video
>>220191231just read this one out to my mates and they're buying me pint after pint lol I passed it off as my own joke. cheers chief
rorke noticing things
Dr House has just told a patient he's not surprised they've heard his name, for it is also a noun
why do british women seem to have really high hair lines? they appear balding at some angles
>>220191279sovl
simplicius simplicissimus its simple as that reallylife is just one bloody picaresque adventureand not gonna lieits a bit of fun go on lad have a tenner buy yourself something nice
what happens if you freeze bread ?
As a man who vore is an integral part of my life, vore courses through my veins, and I consider myself the ultimate prey, and as a man who prefers real life biologically accurate digestion in vore, combined with my love for bird and avian predators, the last few years, I have really done my homework on avian digestion.One thing that has striked me and resonates with me about bird digestion, birds do not have a traditional stomach. They have what is called a proventriculus, and it behaves very differently than a traditional stomach.First off, unlike a traditional stomach, which is half full of digestive acids and digestive enzymes, the acid fill of a proventriculus is minimal but extremely concentrated. This is because the proventriculus excretes digestive acids and digestive enzymes directly onto the prey for a more targeted approach to digestion.With that being said. I am wondering if any other vorarephiles like proventriculus digestion?My research and Chat GPT often state that the proventriculus is the single most worst gastric chamber for an alive human to digest in, extremely low pH for acids, the proventriculus excretes these digestive acids directly onto you, and that creates the inescapable immense agonizing torturous, relentless, and unyielding unbearable pain and suffering of being digested alive-Just the way I like it. And a human would be dead before reaching the ventriculus (gizzard).My top two proventriculus vore preds are a female Ho-Oh and female bald eagles.Is anybody else into the proventriculus as a gastric chamber and/or digestion?What are your thoughts on avian/proventriculus vore/digestion?
>>220191307You couldn’t pay me to care about it when the fanbase is made up of the lowest of the lower classes of the world
>>220191383Great post just missing the part where God is real
>>220191364Pocket Monsters !!gotTocatch `Em All ..I KnowIt`s my Destiny ..
right that's a female legendary pokémon urinating into a man-made reservoir which has already been filtered therefore any additional filtration is not enough to remove the urine from the drinking water
>>220191349I've been binging on pic related lately.
>>220191279First clip is genuine sovl and cozy as FUCK
Dr Mouse has just told a horse he's not surprised they've felt his cock, for it is also in it's arse
>>220190947me tooI just think they're neat
>>220191390Yes meanwhile Philly fans smashing up their city after winning the Bowl NOW HERE COMES THE COPE EVERYONE. WAIT FOR IT!!!!!!
>>220191389>immense agonizing torturous, relentless, and unyielding unbearable pain and suffering of being digested alive-Just the way I like it.
Why do people seem to like to harass me in public?A group of girls on a bus kept laughing at me. One of them said I “smelt like a baby” and the whole group responded with roars of laughter. Then one of the girls walked up to me and started singing right next to me and then she suddenly screamed as loud as she possibly could in my ear. I Pressed the stop button to get off the bus despite it not being my stop and then when I tried to get off the girls got off with me so when they left the bus I quickly jumped back on again but it's a reoccurring issue where people keep harassing me in public. Another time a group of guys kept following me around in a park and kept shouting at me and asking me what I was doing another time I walk past a group of girls and they make eye contact, scream and say “WELL HELLO THERE!!!” in my face. Another time a woman asked me how old I am. I told her I am 21 and she said “okay” and walked off with no context I have so many other stories. All these have happened fairly recently
why did you delete that postthere was literally nothing wrong with it
leftypol with a stack of golden applesrorke with two spider eyes and a rotten flesh
amputee porn
>>220191449They’re also subhumans
ai is amazing for helping you find things that are on the tip of your tongue like tv shows you only have vague recollection of from childhood
sweaty females
>>220191401bloody hope not i'd be going right to hellbloody bathing in sin i amsoaked in it
need need need some ethnic 6/10 to marry and cum inside of
sex gifs
im so good at cine2nerdle battles
Are spaki and josh the same
Orientals really do have flat faces and slit eyes though lmao all of them, Chinamen, Japs and all the other zipperheads: flat face slit eyes.
Stop slagging off Orientals Iran's from there innit? So stop it we don't need them annoyed
>>220191487
>>220191501Sorry thats for me only
Chris Spargo is finished
>>220191510y'all someone come get dey racist unc
>>220191477can it help me find that chinese propaganda brainwashing video that i saw ages ago and infected my brain and then got quickly purged from the internet
>>220191541>Iran's from there innit?we're all fae somewhere
time for the ol' beddy bo bo's x
>>220191451poo yelping
>>220191453some of the recent incidents the gangstalkers have concocted against me:grey audi beeped at me for no reasonwhite van beeped at me for no reasonguy on bike threatened to "knock you stone dead"two weirdos on bench shouted me overlittle kid followed me and threw a stone at meguy asked for a light then followed me into park and called after mewoman asked why i was outside during lockdownschoolgirl screamed in my earpassenger in red car shouted something at mesomeone in car shouted FAGGOT at me from behind
>>220191548give us a spare one why don't you
>>220191544Piggin nora
guys how do you stay positive when everything is going wrong around you. I mean financially
>>220191549He went shit after 24-hour supermarkets
>>220191577>passenger in red car shouted something at meBUS WANKER
no one:leftypol:rorke: S CLUUUUUB
>>220191570comfysleep tight anon x
>>220191544ruddy eck
I SURE AM GLAD I MARRIED MY WIFE RESHIRAM AND GOT TRAPPED INSIDE HER BLADDER
Yup thats the tea poured and the young guns on amazog prime on la telly
got a feeling the gp will either tell me im bloody fucked or he'll tell me im just being a bit sillynout in betweenim either fucked or fucking around
>>220191590just don't worry about it mate
>>220191570Sleepy Kot
>>220191590there is no other option than to be positive
4th attempt at 50mg Sildenafil didn't do anything AGAIN. Same old bog standard erectionsOne thing I have noticed though is that my morning glory is far more regular and persistent
>>220191570its way too early
>>220191544who is she?
nobody:nigerian rorke: dey igbos dem be omo ale
leftypol: swear on your mums liferorke: say wallahi
>>220191639how old are you mr kidney
>>220191668michelle alter
>>220191662Do 100mg
>>220191681Whos got the webm of that guy caught wanking
>>220191622just some morning thoughts
>>220191681genuinely looks like my uni house's street
Eyesight worseningHair thinning
everywhere in this country looks the same
rorke: Welcome to the inaugural meeting of The New Britain Party, here's our keynote speaker H from Steps.
you ever notice that indian women have tiny foreheadskeep an eye out next time you see one
>>220191681Great British homes
>>220191676on my way to 30 ladprobably need to face the facts and accept im on my way outjust wish i had more time
Stopped wiping my arse Toilet paper is a bloody scam innit
>>220191730Mad how true this isUsed to watch loads of dashcam videos and I’d see a street and think it looks familiar just for it to be about as far from me as possible
>>220191662>>220191692They only go up to 75mg
leftypol's da getting stuck in the gloryhole
>>220191730britain is an ugly cesspit of traffic, concrete, and retail parks
>>220191761it's not kidney disease
>>220191796Forgot to mention urban decay
>>220191796>>220191730>>220191681mental the sad state of affairs people who don't live in the countryside reside in
>>220191796you never leave your smelly bedroom so why do you care
grok imagine is paid onlywhere am I meant to make my wank material now
>>220191812then why am i waking up at 1am feeling like pure boiling shit bursting for the loo and thirsty as hell with my eyelids all puffed like a bee stingexplain that mateor can't woke come up with answers?
>>2201912792 opposing lanes have different speed limits?
>>220191861it's irreparable kidney disease ignore him x
white american women > brown women > white british womenit's hard living in this country
>>220191796glad I live in the countryside
>>220191887It not right
such an abundance of flowers now in so many different colours every colour you can think of
>>220191796stockport mentioned !!!
>>220191279think that's the hill from the really old Hovis advert
>>220191887what about brown british womenare they a separate category
>>220191824wish i could love in the countryfeels like a constant debuff of misery then you get out in the open and let out a breath you didnt know you were holding in
>>220191882cheers mate thanks for having my back x
Don't like browns at all
>>220191910>the really old Hovis advertDirectly by Ridley Scott btwBloke who did the only good Alien and the only good Blade Runner
Im a fuckin cowboy dude
>>220191921i'd say move to the countryside but honestly fuck off we're fulldon't like emmets and don't like grockles piss off back to london wanker
rorke picking totodileleftypol picking chikorita
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwZvFXXo55A
eagles don't eat their prey alivewhat an idiot
>>220191967I don’t get it.
I think what you are saying is that there’s a gang of money counterfeiters in the underground city and they’re all hunchbacks... for some reason - this feels vaguely anti-semitic, like it’s implying that they’re the descendants of the jews who built the city, maybe? All genetically related since there’s the persistence of the hunchback trait? I don’t know.
avatar 2 innit
>>220191796still better than american planning
>>220191996Stop living vicariously via your incel hero and leave your rancid bedroom.
love being from devondon't like anywhere else in the country
scranning a bit of terrys chocolate orange if thats alright with you de lad
Remix to ignition
The lads
>>220192018Bodied that pathetic little polshit runt
>>220192035ktim but fife
trannies put tampons up their ARSE
>>220192035>devonhahafucking hell matelook at this one matehe's from devonhahahawanker stay in your little box mate and don't cross the border hahadon't wanna get caught in the big boy county next door do ya mate haha
>>220191996his bodyguard elbow another fella in the face did he?cracking stuff
>>220192060right well this post is against the law
devonmong loves his bloody devon
>>220192049cheeky looking buggers
>>220191987not from londonrude x
>>220192035i liked torquay and babbacombe when i went in 2021 even though i think theyre meant to be shitholespaignton zoo quite nice too but the town is a shithole
He's from Devon and he's 'watching' Dexter and he is not reading a book
Got a collector booster of ninja turtle MTG cards and wondering whether to open it or wait until they are sold out and worth £100 hehe
>>220192079err yeah I do don't I x
devonmong needs to hook us up with some custard
nigga said babbacombe
back from a 6 monther
smack me like a bitch and I take it like a whore
>>220192060have you seen the screenshots where they talk about putting frozen cubes of tomato juice up their bums
rorke making his way to devon as we speak
>>220192135babbaboey
i want a little baby koala bear
dorsetnow that's a lad's county xxxcor to drive through maiden newton and pick up a cheeky red bull from the petrol station nothing beats it
NO FOOTY?
>>220192039is not alrightthose are for christmas only
Oo arrr zoider and rabbit stew me hearties
I NEED to go to the Jobcentre but I literally cannot do it it’s like a mental block in my head that won’t let me I’m too proud but I’m legit gonna be homeless soon but STILL I CANT DO IT
>>220192216enjoy your chlamydia
fucking done with it all might find a steamroller to squirt me insides out like a tube of toothpaste
>>220192049love the one with the long hair big style
Arse on my butt
>>220192264dont kill yourself something retarded might happen
How about them spurs then?
nobody:not a single soul:not even rorke and leftypol:ziedbelg: i love black penis
>>220192216they are so cute I want to kiss them on their big noses and feed them eucalyptus leaves
>>220192249are you having trouble leaving the house? or are you getting out and doing errands but just avoiding the job centre? you can do it, you just need to break it down into smaller steps
new 'tok vid filmed, edited, and scheduled for release on Wed.
wish I could somehow see what everyone wanks tobet it would be funny
>>220192291Absolute disgrace mate we gave them a fucking parade before the game and they repay us with that shite. They can get booed for all the remaining games for all I care fuck the "together" nonsense
k-k-k-ken's c-c-coming to k-k-kill me!
oh.... honey :
'Whispering' Bob Harris
doing a "zesty fode" gay porn haka
in bedx
What if Papua New Guinea was used as the penal colony instead of Australia
>>220192363*snuggles up next to you*
>>220192376I'd die of malaria and be spared this awful life
>>220192376a lot more convicts getting eaten I reckon
>>220192251what. you can't catch it from them it's a different strain, mr grumpy>>220192308they are adorable
What if England was called Angland kek
>>220192398t. patient zero of human koala chlamydia hybrid
>>220192398sweet little thing x
>>220192318I get out and do errands ok I just feel embarrassed to have to go to the jobcentre and do the boo hoo I can’t find a job I’m a loser routine
penal colonypenile colon-ygay sex
post from bed often, just being comfy with /brit/, can't be beat
poor sleep hygienesays a lot
much prefer the demonym switzer for people from switzerlandshame it fell out of fashion
>>220192376they'd have gotten eaten, making the native papua new guineans stronger, faster, and more cunning
Rorke has been neutralised. Over and out, roger.
>>220192449celestial for choinese was good
might move to doggerland
>>220192270he looks a bit martin sheen
What if My Arse was used as the penal colony
apparently norwegians used to be called norwayans
>>220192429don’t blame you my work couch is a horrible cunt who talks to me like i’m a criminal
Did some research into a potential career change and realised it's just not feasible. Shall be stuck in my mind numbing office job under toilberg's thumb for the rest of my life
>>220191996how do you watch this shite, every video is the same
>>220192517now? norgayans
>>220192517nor way i dont believe it
mad how many people have sex with pooey arses
>>220191996
stick my sex apple in your mouth you suckling piglet slut
might as well get the njoy wand out
>jeets>trainsName a more iconic duo.
>>220192569not to the guy on the other end who just fell to their death
>>220192569That's all well and good but when am I supposed to apply this guidance
i'm extremely well educated, well read, and well travelled
>>220192569DM me babe x
kino
my mind is so weak I constantly flip flop all the time Sunday evening I can be on top of the world, hopeful, excited for the futureAnd then Monday night it’s over, I hate my life, it will never get better, I want to kill myself.And then probably tomorrow I will have convinced myself it’s actually all going to be okay but it’s just a never ending loop I hate it so much
>>220192569could just wear a rope glove
the lads
>>220192632chin up x
>>220192423worth it>>220192428super sweet
Imagine if England was called Ungland lol
>>220192646good variety of hats here
>>220192629How did they know where to go
>>220192629ai shite
>>220192060
>>220192629Sounds like the plot of a Pixar film.
>>220192657Ok i will try
>>220192629hope they get skittled by a lorry
>>220192632i been trying to be more resilient and believe in myself. sometimes i just have to remind myself to look long term, i might not be good and find things easy right now but i will learn and get better, and it will get easier. so dont stress too much about the day to day stuff
You're hopeless, to be brutally honest. Nothing will ever go right for you, you'll continue to fail and embarrass yourself and become worse and worse to engage with. Sad.
>>220192677i'm from scatland
ngl i kinda hope we go to warnot in the middle east just somewherebit boredwanna see us bomb something
>>220192742Not funny
this will be illegal to post soon
everyone is equal
night ladsx
>>220192755Remembering when David Cameron and other leaders did a performative walk and said things like "je suis charlie" as if they give a fuck about free speech
>>220192764wtf haha
>>220192736My therapist when my card's rejected.
Limmy Twitch Highlights - DEATH STRANDINGfucking hell he's aged HORRIBLY in just a few years. He looked glowing back then
> fuel rationing in Slovenia so it begins
what is he wearing? it's baffling
if it came out that my flatmate got mowed down by a lorry i would sing for fucking joy
consider me thoroughly baffled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVHoHyErBQ
>>220192764futanari also have a wikipedia page but it's not that crass and gets into the fascinating historical/ mythological origins of them
catberg
>>220192429it's understandable that you'd want to avoid feeling like a loser, but you aren't really because you probably still feel like a loser anyways. whether you go or not, either way you feel miserable. so you might as well fully accept that you're going to feel like shit regardless, and then do the thing that is objectively better for you to do and that has a chance of improving your lifeand besides that, you aren't a loser for needing some help in finding a job. everyone needs help at some point, there's no shame in that
>>220192767good night :)
>>220192798he's beautiful
is the HGV driver in I saw a post a few week ago from him I would like to ask you a question
>>220192249its not even that badI was the sameyou're literally in there for like 5 minutes
>>220192841always hated him
>>220192849wtf is a jellycat
fascinating post considering the months of procrastination
catberg wont leave me alone
brit niggas are too lazy to even go to the job centre to collect their free money they get for being lazy that we all have to pay for them. they really just need to end benefits and let all the thick cunts die out
bloody hell my right abdomen bloody hurtsmaybe its just trapped windcor fucking hell
>>220192867not him but i've played a few hours of euro truck simulatorwhat's up
Catberge loves having his hand held
>>220192906punt the runt
>>220192867I have a class 1:)
>>220192646second from right on the topgiving a bit paul newman matthew mcconaughey hybrid with a barry van dykebottom second from left like a bit like my grandfather
it's with great displeasure that I reach the conclusion that I must get a job. wish I could be one of them people who has brain problems and gets PIP or whatever. frankly probably am one of those people but also too autistic to go get checked for the autism and all that.
>>220192929How hard is reversing really? ive seriously been considering a career change but whenever I watch YouTube videos the reversing people have to do on the job looks fucking well difficult
>>220192917but they won't and they'll increase spending more and more and more and you'll just keep paying for it while we laugh at you for slaving away when you could live it up
going to eat some ice cream now x
what having no kids does to a mfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBr0lA8pDpc
went into sainsburys, saw what i wanted, but was too embarassed to get it because i look somewhat put together and this was proper incel slop so i walked out
>>220192880a brand of stuffed animals, they're really cute
here comes the bum poo poo, poo poo
second from right would be george malloryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPy9BobUwcI
>>220192925why does he have a hand
>>220192966harder than a car but you get used to it
>>220192962stand on a few bridges and then claim benefits
>>220192966You are the absolute peak of /brit/ posterWanted to do something, looked it up online, saw it looked hard and then thought “fuck it don’t want to do it if it’s too difficult”RUNT
>>220192999poor thing. he'd be much happier with a broccoli cut
get the new made then
>>220192999ktim. getting a trim tomorrow.
>>220192999emo horse
>>220186996>>220186996>>220186996
or maybe ryan o'nealcan't stand him though
THAT'S NOT THE NEW
>>220193028It’s more the fact that training costs a few thousand and I already have a job, I don’t want to shell out for something that is fucking impossible to do it’s not a little thing is it
>>220193037>>220193037new
>>220177397>>220177397>>220177397the new
>>220192753>buttmad that he cant make a funny poo word from his country
>>220192999mousey quivering
right well neither of those are the new
>>220192546>>220192546>>220192546
so, no new?
my fav subreddit is r/DWPhelp
Janny confirmed as the false new link poster. Deleted the real new in a hurry.
>>220193162>>220193162>>220193162
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
