send this to the gf and text 'us' edish
The key to a non-grim life:>stable career by 22, own house by 25, £100k -200k income by 27>morning runs>gym on alternate days>toil where you socialise with coworkers and get along with everyone>nights out at least every other weekend with a 85% shag rate. gradually decrease as you get older and married with kids>social drinking only, max a rare 5 pints with the lads>coffee everyday with rare cocaine on particularly demanding work days>evenings out with mates and/or wife and kids after 25 at least 5 days a week>day off spent outdoors doing activities and events>max 1 hour indoors per week outside of sleeping>healthy cooked meals with rare maccies if you're on the way back from somewhere and there's absolutely no other choice>learning meaningful hobbies like camping, instruments, reading but only if non-fiction, active full body movement sports>no video games, tv only on rare evenings when there's absolutely NOTHING else to do, youtube only for learning >4 holidays a year, 3 abroad and 1 in-countryIf you're not doing any of these clue up you waste of sludge
Can't stop farting still, last night's curry done a number on me
>>220200726
>>220200742>social drinking only, max a rare 5 pints with the ladsouted yourself
got a fuckinf sick pump rn bro
ts tuff ngl
>>220200742>£100k -200k income by 27That's 3% of the country
>>220200764Grim alkie twat
thinking about aggressively paying my mortgage down so I can work two days a week then just drink wine, smoke weed and go to the beach for the other 5given up on getting a long term gf so feeling the call of the beach bum
>>220200742can't be arsed, don't care, grow up
In bed. Farting.
>>220200742cattle life
thinking about that time i licked a lads bunghole from grindr and got a cheeky stomach infection
>>220200796cor
>>220200816how many hours a day do you spend here, Ads?
keep nodding while still having the restless kicks and feeling very angry about it
>>220200816
bloke in america with no arms or legs managed to drive a car and shoot someone deadmental
>>220200903SCREAM
>>220200816Cor
>>220200923Scrombling
Bring back smoking in pubs, leaded petrol, coal mines and repeal drink driving laws
Poo coming out of my arse like squeezing playdough out the pack
>>220200903qrd?
Right well hopefully they start delivering post like they're SUPPOSED to
might bring sexy back
>>220200903
at toil
>>220201024https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-15672857/Quadriplegic-pro-cornhole-player-facing-murder-charges.html
wtf how is this allowed
>cornhole
bradrick
SEAN ARE YOU IN MATE
>>220201060we live in a society
Cornhole. What the fuck is that. It is American slang for yer bumhole
>>220201051>quadriplegicHe’s not paralyzed, just missing his arms and legs.
chortled
never heard of the word cornhole? are you literally 10 years old?
>>220201087Where does it say quadriplegic?
feel sorry for the gay lad at work's cat, who has to watch him getting bummed by his boyfriend
>>220201084It's a backyard game
>>220201095oh shove it up your cornhole rorke
>>220201084It is but it’s also a beanbag tossing game.
>>220201095oh be quiet, not everything is a reason for a fucking argument
right well consider me cornholed then
>>220201098Right in the link.
I'm off to bed good morning
Legalporno gangbangs are divine
>>220201122oh
>>220201125>>220201125>>220201125
I AM CORNHOLIO I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!
leftypol rubbing sudacrem on rorke's cornhole
does wanking a mate off at 14 at a sleepover count as a proper gay experience? he finished himself off and didn’t spunk on my hand if that helps
>>220201100Surely they leave the cat out of the room when they bum
>>220201100The cat isn't in the bedroom is it
>homer bimpson
>>220201153Its experimentingDo you want to do more?
>>220201100is it a boy cat
>>220201186Anyone know what episode this gif is from?
>>220201100bi lad at works cat has cat aids makes you wonder who gave it to who
>>220201191rorke granddad's blood pressure spiking reading this
why am I so shit at everything
Whatever happened to the music industry lads? My music taste has always oriented towards classic rock but if you played to me the most popular songs of 2012 I'd probably recognise most of them but if you played to me all of the popular songs of the past five years I doubt I'd recognise any.Even the zoomers at my uni mostly listen to stuff from before 2010.
>>220201222you're a good friendx
shorty's like a millipede in my head
proper gay that
>>220201225Big wave of woggification that flooded the entire music industry. All done purposely of course to make wogs and wog culture overwhelmingly dominant for young people. Same with them all having broccoli hair
>>220201199i think its the episode where homer borrows money from selma and patty
>>220201225spotify killed the radio star
needing a poo, not sure what to do
Done one of them poos where you just keep wiping greasy shite off your ring
know a black bloke who is proper anti rap and says that r&b and jazz and soul and that is the real black music
mi tink mi gwan hang mi neck pon de rafters mon
>>220201225interests are decentralised due to algorithms being used to curate things for you rather than everyone sharing the one culture according to lindyman
spaki simulator 2026
>>220201279I do wonder why it's ALL rap allowed in the mainstream. No blues or jazz. It's like they only want blacks to be seen as muh dick aggressive feral animals.
i need healing
>blues>jazz>soul
11小時
to the rorkecopter!
>>220201307you're hatting a 67 year old black man in this scenario btw
>>220201287But even though I'm on oldfag almost none of the zoomers I know listen to music made before the early 2010s.
>>220201300because a lot of rap is about apologetically spending money and having sex, perfect cattle music
>>220201329he probably already wears one
>67
Need to get some exercise.
>you're hatting a 67 year old black man in this scenario btw
>>220201307jazz is actually good but if you're someone who makes it part of your personality then you are definitely gaysaying you like blues means you are 60, have a perfectly adequate IQ and seethe about niggers whilst being deeply envious of themliking 'soul' makes you a black woman
>>220201338>Even the zoomers at my uni mostly listen to stuff from before 2010.>almost none of the zoomers I know listen to music made before the early 2010s.what are they listening to then
Drank coffee, let's go x
Having greek yogurt and eucalyptus honey for brekkiePlus a red bull zero
Andy Farrell > Terry Farrell > Owen Farrellfor hotness btw
cant believe it’s another basterding internash break 2 weeks no footy it not right
>>220201371drank coffee, let's poo x
>>220201380Lower leagues are on still
Every Yorkshireman over the age of forty looks like either Danny Malin (if in a town or city) or Clive Hornby (if in a village or hamlet)
>>220201380i'm glad that newcastle have a few weeks to think about what they've done
he looks more like this
Shaiden Rogue could've been the porn queen of the 2020's, and she threw it all away. Stupid bitch doesn't even speak English.
asking rorke to spell i cupleftypol peeking under the stalls in the men's
rorke: just let me rorke you, till the break of dayhis jewish gf: talk to me goy
I wonder what happens here
>>220201380going to be hard not having a personality for 2 weeks
just got a meeting invite for the 14th of January 2026. don't think i'll make it 2bh
>>220201380ill be watching wales lose to bosnia and northern ireland lose to italy at the same time with betfair open and my jaw swinging
The mug
From Emma Watson’s chamber pot straight to my dinner plate.
>>220201414shagging
>>220201434the cockwomble crowd will ADORE this
>>220201252Wrong
>>220201419time flies, wow
>>220201434centrist dadberg buying them by the crateload
alright lads what's the agenda today then?
>rorke >165000 results >leftypol>154000 results 11000 solo rorke posts
Not sure I like this centrist dad character, invented by twitter not /brit/
>>220201370Basically anything that came out before 2012 or so. Indie, rock, edm, rap, pop etc.
>>220201467all me
>>220201467Literally and unironically all me
Israel has struck Iran's energy infrastructure £2 a litre for petrol by the end of the week
>>220201467he's a funnier character i think
>>220201467Some of the rorke ones probably mention rorke's drift
final fantasy villains
my dad has like $2 million in the bank but still thinks he's a working class man of the people
>>220201491why do slipknot have a keyboard player in the first place
>>220201494hope it all goes to your estranged siblings and charities to help the oppressed aboriginal man x
>>220201494He should give it to indian refugees
>>220201491Female celebs are all skellingtons recently
>>220201450think you'll find im correct actually you little scrote https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNkBdgsaTKg
>>220200742Past a certain age....
>>220201467Rorke’s counterpart used to be Rasheed though, not leftypol
>>220201506>>220201507mum is richer and rorkier so keeps him on a tight leash and makes sure all money stays in the family
>>220201531Dadberg donating it all to the australian labor party
>>220201480good fuck everyone else im alright
patty butty with chip spice please love
>>220201494this thing confuses people, but its easy'working class' is a description of an economic position, but also describes the culture people born working class who become never truly retire that culture, but to describe them as working class still is obviously stretching the definition somewhat
epstein was a nowtbuttie, turns out
Rorke sniffing the skidders in his dad’s tighty whities and tugging himself off
>>220201531>makes sure all money stays in the familyInheritance tax will end that
>>220201537he would if he could but mum would smack him about>>220201541he never worked a manual labour job in his life
>>220201541*who become rich
>>220201494rich people dont have much liquid cash so he still has a working class cash under the mattress mentality
>>220201546You are a deeply disturbed individual
>>220201494My dad has to be the opposite, he grew up working class from a long line of working classers but he became a wealthy professional and acts like a refined middle class snob.
rorke's bringing sexy backyeah
>>220201551mumberg is a certified financial planner she knows how to avoid all that goyim nonsense
>>220201494my da is like thisbut his family was genuinely really poor when he was growing up so he had no connections or generational wealth or anythinghe got a 3rd class degree from a polytechnic and still managed to buy a 1.5 million house in London
Are you still learning Japanese, Liam?
Rorke trying to do something but Leftyp-never mind i cba finishing it
morning alltalking about dads are we
underrated post
>Ayodeji Malcolm Guite (/ɡaJt/; born 12 November 1957) is an English poet, singer-songwriter, Anglican priest and academic. Born in Nigeria to British expatriate parents, Guite earned degrees from the University of Cambridge and Durham University>At birth, he was given the first name Ayodeji which is a Yoruba tribal name meaning "the second joy".[1][4] According to Guite, the name was suggested to his mother by the Yoruba nurse who attended to her through a difficult childbirth and who Guite states probably saved his and his mother's lives
>>220201579poo and dads and rorke yeah its the fucking solvay conference in here
>>220201561Yeah Rorke’s a freak mate
>>220201592ok
>>220201511You only know because of anon the other day
my dad's dead
*apologises to the BAME posters for talking about dads*
Boomers have ruined and drained life away from every younger generation and continue to do so
>>220201494That’s like 100k GBP lmao
>>220201592He invited to da cookout fr
>>220201592this bitch with her fuck-ass bob
>>220201604wrong. i have a photographic memory
Getting my first tattoo today. Having nervous poos
>>220201604everyone has to learn what they know
>>220201611you bite your tongue boomers created the modern world they were killing each other in gas chambers and in trenches before they came along and invented star wars and tmnt
>>220201611only lads with poor parents say this no offense
>>220201592Boomers do this>A Nigerian was kind to be in 1959 so Europe must be raped to death by immigrants
>>220201612>100k GBPBrown ESL hands typed this
Tyson Fury and David Beckham have multiple millions in the bank but will never be considered upper class. Middle class maybe
>>220201592can't imagine being small-minded enough to post something like this hoping to receive the guffawing of your fellow petty racists
>>220201632Not really
>>220201641That’s Rorke for you mate
my dad died and left me enough to pay off the mortgage should i do that or try to make more money with the money i have
>>220201636The UK is 40% non-European under 30 you lost
>>220201633Arguing with people in your head again rorke?
yeah?
y >220201652Pau off half the mortgage then invest the rest in RBRS
>>220201654Thank you for confirming
>>220201652pay off the mortgage that way at least if it all goes tits up you've still got a housethat's my plan anyway
>>220201641I thought it was interesting. He also looks a bit funny and wrote a cool book recently, his take on Arthurian legend. I like the man.Personally, I can't imagine being so limp-wristed enough as to post a response like yours in the hope that your chortling co-Redditors will decry a fake racialism
>>220201652casino, escorts, alcoholget it spent
swear words. funny concept
when my parents die I'm gonna use their money to buy a load of apartments then live off the rentas is my right
wish my dad were dead
>>220201680Scotland doesn't have swear words
>>220201652Got to spend money to make money playa
@grok is this poo?
Still nervously pooing
>>220201681When'll that be? Life is to be lived today
bet he's getting a gay tattoo
sent this to mumberg and she replied with a video call crying and saying how much she loves me
Rorke pronouncing it “fayj” instead of “fah-yeh”
my father abandoned my family when i was a child so i was raised by a miserable dried up lonely divorcee.
not being funny but how do fraudsters make any money because who the fuck is falling for this shite
>>220201720ages away tbfI am living life now but I want to retire early as possible
>>220201728Ktim except mumberg was very happy after the divorce and me and my sisters had a great childhood
>mr beast STILL getting 100s of millions of views on his new vidsWhy do Indians love this faggot so much?
>>220201735ever shag then up the arse?
world cup summer and zero hype at alldecimated by wokism-rorkism
>>220201723ever give her undying love for your entire life?
>>220201731i got a scam email recently saying that i'd won a big bar of dairy milk
>>220201731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4njEmSE7u1cWatch this and you'l understand
>>220201739Then as in when I was a child? No you paedo freak
when my parents got divorced when I was 14 my mum (no offence I love her) turned into a full on ____ and I was going out basically every night and coming back at 2 am or sometimes she wouldn’t come back until next day at like 10/11 am
>>220201728What's it like being half black?
Screaming at the top of my lungs for no reason
>>220201738saar we could win things by watching
>>220201749yeah
the lads
>>220201764she was getting her guts rearranged by many different nobs.
he is screaming for an AMAZING reason
My dad was an annoying nonce and we were all glad he left desu. Don’t really get these tropes where kids whose parents divorce miss their dad lol
>>220201786Like father like son eh leftypol?
>>220201786did he diddle you?
>>220201786Not everyone's dad is an annoying nonce? Seems like a really simple thing to understand mate.
>>220201786so you got psyopped by mumstein into hating him too eh
>>220201731I think old people ans sometimes if something happened like say youd parked on double yellows all day the day before. Or if you were expecting a package and suddenly you get an email from "evri supply depot" that kind of thing . Of course their scams only work on 1 in 100,000 but they do work
this (You) is for all the lads who haven't had one in a while, stay strong
Rorke sitting on the bus listening to metal with his wired earbuds imagining fighting at rorkes drift
Well that's that twat decimated
>>220201804is all this dad talk triggering you? are rorke posts your way of self-soothing?
Leftypol being psyopped by his single mother into becoming an ardent feminist
>>220201820Done him
Fucking hell lads my life is SHIT
imagine doing this with your dad
rorke engaging in breathing exercises every time he sees a rorke post
I would have won the battle of the somme
I bet Emma Watson’s farts stink.
>>220201824top 5 worst things about your life?
>>220201833literally just walk forward. not hard
>>220201829wiv our cocks out x
>>220201820Settle down rorke
Leftypol will be there. Will you *slowly turns and points at you (yes you) *
>>220201830rorke printing out every rorke post and delivering them to the police by hand to save on postage
>>220201835probably yeah
>>220201820it is a bit funny how the rorke posts ramped up during a discussion about fathers. he definitely has daddy issues lol
There is NOTHING more cringe than a man raised by a single mother who hates his Dad, I've seen it many a time and they are thoroughly woman brained. 9/10 times the Dad does not deserve the hate, at all.
>>220201833my great grandad was there. survived it too or else i wouldnt be here
>>220201788No we are very different>>220201790Don’t think so>>220201791Then he would have tried harder to keep your family together wouldn’t he?>>220201792Not really, mum said we should have a relationship with him we just never wanted to see him really. Only kind of reconnected when we were all older.
>>220201849alri dad who abandoned his kids
>>220201833We did win the battle of the somme you moron.
Morning team. Catberg woke me up at 3:00 am by pulling my ear with his teeth at 3:00 am. Very tired going for haircut soon at 11:00 am
>>220201849and they all turn into effeminate insecure attention seekers
>>220201849Society purposely pushes the Dad out of the family as hard as it can to turn young men into leftypol feminists
>>220201836Not in order1. No job - NEVER HAD A JOB2. No friends3. No hobbies4. Family hate me but they don’t just say it 5. Social anxiety
>>220201853my great grandad was also there but he got exploded :(
wut
>>220201863what haircut are you going to have?
>>220201867gotta get a job mate. that'll sort you outx
>>220201853Mine got injured in 1915 so missed the somme
>>220201862im german you imbecile
>>220201868nooooo :(at least he busted in your great-grandma beforehand
>>220201874Just a trim mate
no offence to the Jews and if I’m in the wrong I’ll apologise but why is this ambulance fire being treated like a terrorist attack? As far as I’m aware the ambulances were parked up, not in use and no one was in or near them?Obviously it’s wrong but still
>>220201862Did we? Hmmmm *ponders into the distance with teary eyes*
>>220201872
>>220201843The "far right" are all shabbos goy golems or actual yids like tommy rubensteinDon't think they're setting fire to ambulances in golders green
>>220201889short back and sides lad?
>>220201897smoked that cunt
>>220201876I’m unemployable
>>220201889does ALDI have rules about haircuts?
>>220201897kinda based ngl
>>220201901Not marching then? You support the far right then
I tried a bunch of brothers pre workout once and started having heart palpitations
mad how easy it is to get out of your tranny phase, just stop pretending to be a woman, that's it
>all the folks itt who aint forgiih they mama or come back to the farva
>>220201829hate this slag
at toil, doing fuck all, hate my life
nothing more trite in the english language than the phrase 'standing for, stood with, i stand for' etc
Are candles gay?
>>220201843but the people who did it are the people she votes to import here en masse and bends over backwards to defend. very strange
Not sure whether I should heat up my munchie box leftovers from yesterday or order a cheeky McGriddle meal
mumberg got the 80s tunes on
>>220201951Veryx
>>220201960Grim
>>220201944Fuck off least you have a job dickhead
>>220201863I'd wake you up with a gentle bumming instead x
>>220201960Born goy
>>220201969shit it cunt, get a job, ain't hard
>>220201051Quadraspazzed on a life glug
>>220201960Get the mcgriddle lad they’re lush
>>220201912No
>>220201964Fuck my life
I'll be working from home today
>>220201983kek
>>220201467Seethe on Rorkey
>>220201986I know I’ve had three already since they came out lol
my dad ditched my family so now i spent 16 hours a day on 4chan desperate for validation and attention from anonymous strangers
>>220201981It fuckin is I am UNEMPLOYAMBLE
leftypol failing to meet targets
>>220201897
>>220201960Dont heat it up mate. Not fair on stomachberg
>>220201995still got that minimum wage job, no driver's licence, and a cock then?
It is kinda mental that there's a non-zero percentage of depressed young men who think cutting their cock off and putting a dress on will cure their anomie. And that it's considered polite to support this.
>>220202015sacked tranny has a job, get a job
>>220202022hes a good lad r wayne
I gotta get poo this Said I'm gonna get poo this
big poo
>>220201829Sort of mum who gets rat arsed at a wine bar in the town centre and tells everyone people think her and her daughter (17) are sisters
>>220202032What do you want me to do walk into somewhere and tell them I work there and refuse to leave? I fucking apply apply apply no one wants to hire me
>>220202044Screem
rorke's dad accidentally casting the ebony bbw porn to the living room smart tv
Imagine trooning out or an heroing because you're depressed instead of just getting on a plane to beefahLiterally impossible to be depressed when you're drinking cocktails at cala gracioneta before taking a nice walk down the coast for sunset at mambos
pussy galore
New>>220202069
>>220202048so you're telling me you have unlimited free time and have done for im assuming years and you still haven't learnt any new skills whatsoever that could improve your chances even by a little bit.you deserve your shit life lets be honest
I'm sure we can all agree
>>2202014942 million in Aussie dollars is like a tenner in real money
