tim tams edish
need a girlfriend who i can put a lead on and treat like a dog (but also have sex with)
>>220205400horse castration: rape. is it worse than beastiality with a horse (or others)?
>>220205400They're absolutely dogshit. An inferior penguin AND without the jokes. Grim.
I HATE LIDL!!!
>>220205428was this your zinger?
need a girlfriend who i can put a lead on and treat like a dog, and have sex with whenever I want
>>220205424wish i had an exciting life like this. im off all week and doing nowt but sit at home in silence
>10 posts innot ONE good zingerfuck sake
>>220205436objetcivelty wrongthey are superior
horses have huge balls lol
>>220205462being a vile addicted scrote is not exciting you media addled rodent
should l watch all the Highlander films?
>>220205459it's not wrong because she isn't ACTUALLY a dog. I would just treat her like one
>>220205473go home, bruce o'gungubuluru
>>220205400For me, it's Kit Kats.
Sacked tranny acting like Mousey's best mate and winding him up is actually hilarious
Need to cut the grass before Friday morning bin collection. Of course it's pissing down all week, weatherberg has done alright number on me, fuck SAKE
‘Rage’ and ‘outrage’ aren’t etymologically related.‘Rage’ is from the Latin ‘rabere’ (to be mad).‘Outrage’ is from Anglo-French ‘utrage’ (insult), from Latin 'ultra' (beyond).
>>220205481the first one is probably quite enough
>>220205503ok
>>220205497i have tasted both extensively u are WRONG
>>220205498Those aren't Kit Kats. They're am*Rican ''''kit kats''''
>>220205487more people have started wanting to dress up girls like dogs than any that will be influenced politically/ideologically because of the parasite
The governor of California
Tonight Matthew l'm going to be...a benchod! *Returns to the stage dressed like rorke*
>kier starmer is paying to replace the Jewish ambulancesSo the Jews have their own private ambulances, police forced and priority for government services all paid for by the UK government Hmm
soon the 30c weather will take us all
did thet guuuy jus fackin dooo a fackin tim tem slem brooo?naaur way broo
Las plagas
>>220205533holy shit an anudda
might get on the incel opiods
WHERES THE MONEY FOR THE WHITE CHRISTIAN AMBULANCES KIER
IT'S A LAY IN BED AND ZONE OUT WHILE STARING AT THE TV KIND OF AFTERNOON
the birds do not want the mealworms that I have left out for them :(
weport tha pawasite
remember that fit lass who got caught flicking the bean at a public beach then killed herself over itsad really
HORSE COCKS
>>220205559pics
not gained a clue in about 8 years me
>>220205523Bloke seems like the sort of psycho who'd think Bateman is supposed to be aspirational
>>220205543dont do it. its horrible to be an addict.
>>220205558s
feeding raisins to the neighbour's dog out the window, he loves them for some reason
am a romantically successful man but it seems almost guaranteed that I wont actually end up with a long term gf
>>220205544>WHITEThis is Europe not the US Nobody is white here
2009
>>220205584>This is EuropeFOY
>>220205400they occasionally sell those in shops over here now, they taste like a cheap imitation of a penguin bar desu
>>220205602>Europe = EUI didn't know over 40s posted lmao
blood pressure is 160/110
>>220205609penguin's are class
finally broke T. Folse nuclear in the 9th dimension via watching his videos
>>220205609THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH MEI can't believe /brit/ needed an Irishman to educate them on proper BRITISH grub
>>220205619Britain is a seperate continent.
Back from haircut. Happy with it it looks much neater and tidier now. Need to start going for a regular trim every 6-8 weeks instead of leaving it for months
>>220205566https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-used-adult-toy-beach-130055050.html
march has never come in march
if you get a dog and use it as a boyfriend/prostitute that dog was basically created to be that
rorke shitting on the carpet
>>220205628weirdly expensive for a bit of biscuit though, don't know about the UK but here they're over 5 quid without (((clubcard))) for 14, a bit steep for what they are
>>220205662Mousey you shouldn't be shagging animals it's immoral and cruel
>>220205643There is no other world than England
parasite put his namefield on and started avatartranny blogging
Penguin is chocolate-flavouredTimTams are actual chocolate
>woman-used-adult-toy-beach
>>220205660scr
>>220205700cobblers
Sir Smart Schoolboy
>>220205695England is an interracial breeding camp for west Africans, Indians and Hiberno-Saxons
>>220205689just checked and that's nearly twice the price as britain
>>220205695true
>>220205621You need to chill out, relax lad. Ignore the barking dogs or are your new headphones noise cancelling at least?
how is the beano still a thingwho even still reads that
>>220205689good grief
>>220205609Tim Tams and Penguins are both shitChocolate digestives are what you want
>>220205714pol post
curry wrap for lunch
polshit parasite
>>220205722they made it woke so it stayed relevant for a bitliterally stopped dennis bullying kids and made him an '''inventor'''' lmao
>>220205742>>220205733These posts aren't unblacking your future wife
>>220205735grow up
>>220205754Imagine being this obsessed with porn and blacks
>>220205728THIS (i've never had a digestive biscuit)
Hey Copernicus, why don't you navigate yourself to the back of the line with your feet and stand there with your shirt
>>220205754what rejection does to a mf
I miss when he used to microwave nettles in his piss
>>220205700Going to need to see the percentage cocoa solids for each to back this up...
>>220205710ive got the same hairstyle
grandma eating the chocolate digestive biscuit and shitting her guts out
>>220205785its almost nettle season again. this year I want to drink nettle tea again with a lot of antihistamines, and I think it is actually a gen 2 antihistamine for once
Mousey what are you having for lunch? I had a cheese ploughman's sandwich and a packet of BBQ flavour lentil crisps :)
>>220205761fuck off bruce
can think of a man i'd plow
>>220205824Haha Dennis the menace
>>220205750dennis the inventor doesn't have the same ring to it
Tried a driving test appWhen it sends me a notification, twice a week at best, then the DVSA website makes me wait so long that the test is goneI have no hope now
>>220205824Mad one!
for me, its Calamity James
bloke who invented chiropractic claimed ghosts taught him how to do it
>>220205843u've been done
>>220205853minnie the minx made my willard stiff
>>220205854Based
dog sex...
>>220205853Might get the old annuals bought off eBay (1990-2000) before the woke got to them
mad how the americans have their own dennis the menace
>>220205871um
>>220205843I just paid for one of those booking services to do it for me desu, can't remember the site but have a look at google, I got a test booked for 2-3 weeks after
>>220205772Here you go lad, a pack of chocolate digestives for only 2.75 aussie dollarshttps://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/263373/mcvitie-s-digestives-milk-chocolate
might just go for a walk because i'm going fucking insane
Mousedeviant HATES sackedtranny
SIR Ted Kaczynski.
mad how badly american natives mog our ones
coleen nolan sex arse
>>220205824Horrid Henry would never
>>220205884Released just 5 days apart in the same year too, but invented completely independently. very strange
>>220205899too cold
>>220205884Both first published on the same day too
>>220205936this topic (gaming and horses) triggers the parasite to have a meltdown
>>220205913Aboriginals are more interesting from an anthropological standpoint
>>220205902Nah we're good friends
>>220205919Henry was neglected and that's why he acts out, bullied. Won't be calling him horrid no more, putting an end to the violence
yank Dennis the Mennis (cody the nuisance) being put on prescription stimulants aged 3
>>220204573Yeah maybe. I just thought she was different. I think she is mentally damaged (parents are divorced) but she seems somewhat intelligent (she went to uni and she reads a lot). She's also been very intimate with me in our meetings. I just wonder why she became an escort.
>>220205940it's 14 degrees lad
just took me pants out of the airing cupboard
windberg is back in business *parp*
Rorke drinking raw milk and dropping dead
Just got my licence and tried to see the insurance on a fiat 500Wow
sacked tranny has literally no friends lol
Lovecraft predicted Linkin Park
>fiat 500
>>220205959we did them wrong but they really just sat around playing with sticksthe indigenous identity that is promoted now was invented in the 70s
blud responded to a post from an hour ago
>>220205982Live on Stabby Street where cars go up in flames every night do you?
>>220205972no it's not
>>220205990wow thats rent for a year
>I am now the same height, weight and age as Homer Simpson in the first series of The Simpsonsif it wasn't over before, it is now
>>220206008when you’re in love you get lost in time
Groid Worship is basically the religion of the ZOG West. That is why Valdo Calocane was able to kill 3 humans.
>>220206024?
>>220206035star wars ahh name
>>220206027oh well at least you have marge and the kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiGk-YTDPME
She is fit though
>>220206027>17 stoneLUNK ALARM
>>220206065literally nothing fit about her
>>220205853Looks a bit like Terry fuckwit>>22020599017yo runt detected
Dropped a bog roll down the toilet and it soaked up all the piss. Had to flush the toilet to try and wash off the piss, then put it in a bin bag and tie it up before putting it in the bin.
homer simpson more like homer bimpson
>>220206035Bro got cucked by a migrant
>>220206098Linkin Park is an unc band bruh
she cute
>>220206035modern leftism has trained people to see the world not in terms of truth and responsibility, but in terms of protected identities and forbidden critiques of those identities. And everything is filtered through a hierarchy of groups that must be defended at all costs.
>>220206117Everyones dream
im not a cuck :)except if it was a girl with another girl probably (thats based)
>>220205990>The raping was now repeated with greater insistence
Got fuck all to do at toil, wish we didn't have to record our time, spend more effort coming up with shit to fake the time with than I do actually working
>>220206035Sad how the old man caretaker is always forgotten when people talk about the victims
>>220206108when the bin men come they're going to be like "this bin spells like someone dropped a bog roll down the toilet and it soaked up all the piss and he had to flush the toilet to try and wash off the piss, then he put it in a bin bag and tie it up before putting it in the bin, what a dirty little git with his pissy bin" and they'll know it was you and hate you forever and refer to you as pissbin amongst themselves
>>220206127Uruk-hai looking mf
>>220206118Sorry lad, that was meant for the lad with the extortionate car insurance, I've only gone and linked the wrong post haven't I? Fuck SAKE
>>220206127>Pingu
>>220206127What nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days does to a mf
>>220206165s
>>220206166More like linkin parked the wrong post haha
everyone look, this idiot has replied to the wrong post >>220206165
If you could watch any celebrity get blacked who would it be
>>220206200Stephen Fry
>>220206200none of them but if I could see any of them drugged into being useless and fucked I would choose Miley Cyrus
Fucking pissbin back on today is he?
>>220206204ive been to the Slovak Republic
we ironically glazed mousey too much and now he actually thinks he’s dat guy, need to bring him down a peg now
>>220206204Not a good day to be a slovak
>>220206200Elle Fanning 100%
>>220206216didn't even see your post haha
>>220206248would love to watch thatx
Rorke eating a Cadburys Flake and the crumbs landing and melting onto his white t shirt
cheeky lunchtime kebab
Getting my new moccamaster coffee maker tomorrow lads!
>>220205990
>>220206271sc!
>>220206271Leftypol deepthroating the whole thing in one go.
>>220206276Are you readyAre you ready for loveYes I amOh yeah
Rorke consciously choosing to wear unbranded clothing so his peers don't bully him for wearing certain brands
sc
Would be sick if rent was cheap like in the old days people say it’s immigration that’s why it’s up but it’s up everywhere even in Eastern Europe
might wank the swc
>>220205990lolWhich story is this?
homie don't shake
>>220206200Richard Whiteley
>>220206363In eastern Europe it is due to locals there having to compete with wages from colonists in western Europe
>>220206405
>>220206200Charles Campion's corpse
>>220205896not eating that when I could support the Australian biscuit industry instead
>>220206384The story named after sacked tranny's pronoun: 'He'
Pissbin lad on the ROPES
I've checked every test centre in Scotland today outside of the islands Not a single driving test. Actually insane.
young rorke
>>220206443You should probably get a new hobby
fondling my driver's licence while reading /brit/
All i ever wanted was a black grand national
>>220206473for me its sire horse mares
>>220206474Theres a video of him while hes young cutting garlic with a razorblade while looking at the female interviewer and you can tell how horny it makes her
>>220206474its your choice
>>220206430Didn't even know such story existed desυ
>>220206502eminently fuckable man
>sire horse
>>220206506https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/he.aspx
>>220206443I've passed mine if that helps
siring a horse
To the younger lads hereGet out there and use your spunk!You’ll regret it if you don’tForce yourself to be social around similar people
>>220206520Shadowfax, the lord of all horses.
>>220206525Maybe I'll start reading his lesser-known ones. Don't think I've read any of these
hey cody bro check this out the rabbi cut my foreskin off bro
Bane?
>>220206557Hobbits are from the sire
Eins zwei drei, I need something salty
howling at the BBC posting ironic ragebaithttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2dxz4nejpo
>>220206611awooga. milk truck arrive
cow tits, ew
>>220206583flying saucers?
>>220206611medieval alehouse serving wench
hope none of you runts go longer than 5 weeks without a haircut
>>220206638i go 2 months
>>220206611too big
Lovely set of jubblies them
>>220206638havent been since I forgot to tip the barber or let him keep the change to get £15 to tip him £5 my hair is shampooed and really fluffy now though
>>220206474Seen a video of him claiming Indian street food is better than ANY Michelin star restaurant
People who have tattoos have more sex than those who don't have tattoos.
>>2202066386 months me. They hardly grow anyways I'm practically bald
>>220206611
What's that thing called where you bite the ends off the tim tams and drink through it?
chasing farts in a park
Having a massive poo on company time
>>220206611Wank material sorted
>>220206659yeah that's probably true
>>220206655no you haven't
why would I get a job I’m literally just a 26 year old kid so why would I need a job rn?It’s legit about to be summer soon anyway so
>>220206678A SHIT
me and mumberg are rorkes and my brother and dadberg are massive leftypols. weird how that happens
>>220206216HOT
>>220206713thats mad
>>220206713ever shag her up the arse?
>>220206699https://youtube.com/shorts/8CsYxFjrhPQSure bro whatever you say
>>220206725AI
eating seeds as a pastime activity
>>220206601Mental how fucking stupid the average drone in this country is “we can’t live here without tourism!” Nigga you can’t live there without a house
>>220206672i'm resisting the urge not to be a prick and make fun of your baldness
the summer rorke turned pretty
>>220206713so you took your low iq from mum and your brother won the genetic lottery from dad
no post again
Everybody do it with me hit the sea lion
>>220206784a leftypol wouldn't think it's due to genetics, nice try rorke
milk truck arrive
>>220206795classic rorke lack of understanding nuance
>>220206802
im so good at seeming busy its a real skill
im popular
sir poo roar
>>220206814classic leftypol pretending DNA and inheritance are some sort of mystical cultural construction when it's convenient
>>220206849nope. just a normal leftypol with a understanding based in material science and reality unlike you rorke!!!
>>220206866I'm a GP with several years experience mate
actually a bit sunny outside today, it's a miracle
>>220206879I'm a GP with several+1 years of experience mate
brody look in the meer
>>220206888what color snow does that make? green?
>>220206879well yeah that makes sense. all that time studying anatomy took away from time understanding nature of exploitation of the working classes
>>220206879yeah a gay paedo
spaki melty
>>220206914done him
horse cocks
leftypol taking another L i see. Sad, the guy must be close to suicidal right now
>>220206938Enough of that.
>>220206906it makes yellow and brown snow disappear
gonna put LSD in water and drink it
>>220205400having a slam
enough of horse cocks? yah sure hope they does
>>220206912the working classes should be milled into dog food
>>220206601Funny thing is when people bought them second homes were encouraged. Dadberg had no council tax for 5years or something on his
rorkian jihad
>truck FOY
sex sex
>>220206659Even if you tattooed your whole body you'd still be a virgin though
>>220206914sent that freak flying
this is an urgent appeal to the united states of america please rescue me timothy james byrne to the united states ASAP
>>220206912Leftypol cares nothing for the working class. He reviles them
>>220207053>>220207053>>220207053
>>220207000Milled by who? Check AND mate.
>>220207067DONE him
>>220207063EARLY
>>220206324Go back to /deutsch/
