Don Eladio edition
Boss just called me an umkitten in the morning meeting
I am unironically more attractive than him
imagine being on a date with rorke and he pulls out a fucking hdmi cord, his laptop and starts talking about vlc media player
>>220207106Don’t think this happened
>>220207123i have a feeling you're an incel
tattooing the word PUSSY around the circumference of my willy so I can say my willy has been inside a pussy
milk lorry arrive
can't believe I was just made to look at a webm of a beach for one minute for no reason
>>220207053Breaking bad is one of those shows I only watched through yt clips
>>220207113why do all zoomers look australian
>>220207123>cord FOY
black flatmate has been in the toilet for about half an houri think she's on her period
>>220207113But are you fun and socially competent. I doubt it
>>220207113i look prettier than the girl
Logging onto the /brinternet/
Remember when a girl (online) told me she was feeling really lonely. And i told her i can relate a lot and hadnt been hugged by someone in like 2years And then she was like um i just meant i haven't spoken to my mates this weekend
>>220207092It lush x
>>220207240scrming
>>220207113same but I have a small willy
>>220207259uganda be kidding me!
so zased
>>220207195Get her shagged
>Rachel Reeves rules out universal support on energy bills
Rental powerbanks at the gym. More useless chinese "innovation"
>>220207299give it all to pensioners without means testing, I say
>>220207199No I’m not but that shouldn’t matter not really
Jesus schizos in Liverpool today
fell asleep there for a bit lol
>>220207327Based and Blessed
piss smells like cheerios
>>220207327mirin'
>>220207349Who raped you
>>220207365something is very wrong with your cheerios
>>220207217Nah you’re lying …
based edish
Imagine if the Romans had decided to rape Jesus to death rather than crucify him
>>220207407xx
>>220207092waheymouth
>>220207449Want to slam his face into the concrete while he cries for mummy and his butler
>>220207441Would still be less embarrassing than being raped by a pack of Indians like Hammad
>>220207444i remember this he was just asleep
she's STILL in the toiletwhat the fuck is she doingwhy do girls just sit on the toilet for an entire hour?
snl uk was had a funny sketch ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTmyu_NOpvs
*enters /brit/*
>>220207530*does a think*
>>220207530rorke after his half japanese son skyrim is born
>>220207549
I stopped hanging out with my friends because they only sit at a table at home and drink beer since 10 years. does this happen in your country?
6 years of hard toil and flawless performance my iphone SE is about to die. pour a lil liquor for my niqqa 2020-2026
>>220207495same reason you would sit on the toilet for an hour. give her a break and stop hovering
Rorke conforming to the fascist establishment Leftypol impotently raging against the machine
>>220207514went on for about a minute too long but yeah not bad
>>220207053only found out recently he's manny from scarface
I got respect for pornstarsThink of everything they’ve given us
mental how people used to move to Aus for that laid back lifestyle in the sun but now its just another uncomfy globalised pozhole
can't poo because my flatmate is standing outside the bathroom door, been in here for an hour ffs
>>220207559You can still stay friends with them even if you don't want to hang out with them all the time
How would you like a taste of my penis sir?
waiter, more dogshit zingers please!
>>220207092holy chebsoli
hang on it's not the black one it's the tranny
you know your judo well
>>220207514>quiet scattered laughter when the fat man appears on screen even though he isn't doing anything funny yet
>>220207514oh god that's cringe
If you hate minorities just die okay just die nobody cares We want love and peace and you're all about hate man nobody wants that so sod off
>>220207674god forbid gramps has a little motion
>>220207682a rather childish way of looking at the world no?
>>220207559Yes but they are in their 30s and only want to smoke weed every weekend
dadberg's new gf is 2 years older than me
afternoon all
delroy trotter
>>220207728She doesn't look like he regrets much.
>>220207559yes and it's fun because i like my friends
>>220207514millenialoids watching this and belly laughing rolling about and slamming their fist off their floor and saying "holy shit this is awesome"
cauliflower is just broccoli but worse
Remember once when I was about 5 and I dressed up as a Disney princess...Dad battered me bloody. Turned alright in the end I suppose thoughbeit since I'm not gay or a tranny.
>>220207701When you thought you were getting a kiss from Bonnie Blue and got this instead and then you die two seconds later
Saar I am heer with yur delivery
>>220207772you ended up here
why don't we build giant batteries so we can store electricity while fuel prices are cheap, ending fuel poverty and the need for government handouts
>>220207773They can't let biohazards in that ward m8
Imagine being a therapy animal forced to see depressed dying, diseased and retarded people all day every and perform like a court jester for them else you get shouted at and food withheld from you
>>220207793>jeet delivery driversFOY they're all african here
>>220207647What a based guy
>>220207663Alri tubby.You deserve laughing at.
fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an englishman
>>220207803Battery farms are illegal in this country *badum chsh*
>>220207748how fucking short is that bloke
>>220207822you misunderstand mei think it's funny that the audience laughs at the fat man simply because of his appearance
>>220207814What jobs do Jeets hold in the Yookay then
I'll never forgive this universe, this reality, for how unbearably horrible my life is
just got called a prat in aldi
>>220207674fake. if you fall into water you don't take damage
>>220207871Prime Minister.
>>220207871chairman of Reform UK
>>220207767zoomers watching the 5 second slop clip on tiktok and commenting fr it got riz
>>220207871bossman
trans rights are forever, not for christmas
leftypol putting the finishing touches to his dissertation on the semiotics of twerking
>>220207871If you order delivery in NYC you'll notice they're all West Africans there too. And tiny Central Americans. Very few jeets
>>220207514>black policeman saving the day
Why did God make insects and arachnids so utterly horrifying to the human eye when he could've made them cute?
>>220207979God almost certainly doesn't exist
sex with chubby women
>>220207971Yes Rorke, unlike your far right incel propaganda black policemen are relatively common and help out with community affairs.Maybe if you were part of your local community you would know this? Worth a thought x
>>220207979he works in mysterious ways or whatever cope is used to explain weird shit like that
>>220207814Ive never seen an African one here....
>>220208013grow up
Fedora tipping hour is it?
>>220208002Who made spiders then?
>>220208013remember when your dad ditched your shitty family lol
>>220208013>In England and Wales, as of March 2024, approximately 1.3% of police officers identify as Blackfacts don't care about your feelings leftymong
just eaten mushrooms. love 'em me they're lush
>>220207979bees are cute
>>220208037Ironic post
might do a poo
>>220208013Peekin
>>220208071bzzz...bzzzz....bzzz:3
I want an old man to piss in my mouth
>>220208064that's a problem, we need to get those numbers up. let's sack half the white policemen and replace them with minorities
>>220208105corr
>>220208075no seriously mate you need to sort your life out and grow up this is mental pal
>>220208064Black police officers are more common in some parts of the country than others, but of course you're too thick to realise that
windows status? OPEN
narrowed it down to molly_p and aya_hitakayama
>>220207748grim how if a short fat ugly bloke ever does anything its automatically cringe and silly just because he's short fat and ugly
>>220208105grim freak
>>220208145Ads, you're doing that thing again where you think you're trolling but you're just convincing people you're an idiot. that isnt trolling. thought we'd been through this already?
oh god no
>>220208162things of that nature
>>220208162it lush x
>>220208136You type like you're 15
>>220208145>The Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) in London has the highest proportion of black police officers in the UK, with roughly 3.5% of its officers identifying as black.
>>220208160Don't jester in general. Just look your best and be normal.
thats fucking nasty
going to enlist in the london police force and identify as black to get those leftypol numbers up
>>220208191you have to see a doctor young man you are ruining your life
>>220208191know a lot about children do you mate?
>>220208160thisbeing skinny is the only thing that matters
>>220207514Why are the policemen in these things and on the ads all black now?
police, open up
>>220208231>>220208240Old enough to be your dad Vile little scrotes like you lack any fucking respect
>>220208209what did the guy get locked up for
people who call other 'mate' irl when they're angry with them are always pussies
>>220208150airing out the smelly bedroom?
>>220208256You will kill yourself soon
>>220208245what you see when yo walk into rorke's bedroom without knocking
>>220208263yeah i do it every day
>>220208267Last cope post of the defeated incel, pretend everyone is depressed as me and hope that hits a nerve
hes destroying himselfpoor lad
spreading rumours until rorke has to publicly deny that he was hatched from an egg
>>220208251they get advice from contracted public opinion consultants that people want more positive representation of blacks on telly
putter butter and jam sarnie it L U S H
>>220208172Glad I'm not as thick as you>>220208198I would say that's relatively common. It wouldn't be unusual to come across a black police officer
Rorke unhappy with Restore Britain and making his own splinter party even further to the right
>>2202082892000 posts a monthyou are ruining your life
there are currently 8 threads on the catty which mention Britain in some way, shape or form
what the actual fuck is that image
taking the spaki bait again are we
>>220208326probably already ruined if hes that far gone lets be honest.
>>220208326Simply untrue, cope on
get his fucking rags off
that really hurt him
you're in your mid 30s and doing this literally every day of your life. id bet you were even here christmas day.
>>220208331various obsessed euros posting bait, and that one bloke who has a genuine fetish for chavs
We all staying safe indoors then?
Mental how you can just invent lies about someone post after post and act as if you genuinely believe it's true or that it will upset the person who it's aimed at who is the one who knows most well that it's a total fabrication
>>220208377yeah with the heating on
>>220208394And it's lush
pooing
>>220208391you seem rattled
>>220208438is that normal pooing you're doing?
>>220208377staying safe from what?
>>220208391anyone with basic pattern recognition can identify a prolific and consistent autistoc posting pattern. Everybody here knows you are a schzoid from scotland and you post about rorke literally thousands of times a month. You are profoundly mentally ill
>>220208461bit of wind
>>220208447Every post you make is a fiction, a lie, and a cope which only you yourself believe.
sir shitty draws
>>220208462Not Scottish not mid thirties not a schizo not making thousands of posts a month You are entirely deranged
>>220208458umm y-yes
doing the "every rorkepost is by the same person" routine are we
>>220207113people who do public displays of affection should be drawn and quartered
tights time
>>220208506You post with an effeminate bitchy kind of scottish prose, and yeah practically you posting all day every day about le rorke, you are ill.
>>220208513Rorke can't comprehend more than one person on /brit/ might not be an underaged incel racist
worke
chill out everyone. bit heated in here
am gonnae knock rorke the fuck oot the wee rocket
>>220208531>There's only one person here who isn't a rorkeMust be lovely having an IQ of 20
just shoplifted from Sainsbury’s
the singular scottish paki woman disabled chinese wheelchair parasite rorke poster
[Uplifting News] Rorke bagged himself a bahama mama and is now living de island life.
rorke singing along to pink pony club
>>220208533Underaged incel racists won't like this post
and every time his mental illness (OCD) is mentioned he'll non-reply and be like who tae fuck are yoo talkin aboot rorke its no a singular poster ya ken
rrorrke's a speccy bam
Rorke sliding frankfurters up his bum
Oniony aroma
rorke playing stardew valley
regularly change sides during a /brit/ argument solely for the sake of rattling
me getting mogged by every school boy with their unblemished skin and thick hair
>>220208588the audacity of you accusing anyone else of being autistic
>>220208621um...
>>220208621the absolute state of zoomers sort yoursel oot rorke
the phrase "my girlfriend" causes me psychic damage
>>220207584How the fuck did you not know that? Are you a foolish person?
Not Scottish not OCD not schizophrenic not mid 30sSimply just not an underaged raging seething chud like youNot so sure why you struggle so much to comprehend that
got nothing interesting to say
rorke learning german
>>220208648not nice
look here pal am no scottish am no ocd i jus like tae talk aboot rorke 2,000 times a month
What's the deal with male nipples?
gamers
rorke burning his mouth on melted cheese
>>220208677I HATE LIAR RATS
It was the leftypol of times, it was the rorke of times.
Deep fried sheep rectum
>>220208724Heard they love this in Iceland
>can't identify an accent>can't identify a meme/running joke>upset when worldview is correctedthat's autism baby
Putting on ma hijab an pure sitting in my wee wheerchail
there are niggas out there watching vtubers
ah yes it is le simply le meme joke i post 2,000 times a month
Rorke has lost his marblesApparently I'm a mid 30s female Scottish muslim with OCD and schizophrenia All because I'm not a chud like him
women
>>220208712
leftypol doing some gay ahh diddy shit
>ah yes
>>220208778Arrest them all
>>220208710
rorke watching the football and saying>i support the team with more white players
ah yes it is le friendly jostling i post about about my imaginary dolly on 4chan 2000 times a month and not OCD at all
Ah yes a 35 year old schizophrenic scottish muslim woman posts here about rorke 200 times a day according to rorke
>>220208778hate them
>>220208710The actual answer is that I watched Scarface when I was about 13, watched Breaking Bad when I was 19 and only watched both of them again recently.
>>220208778Get them shagged up the fanny right now
i look like i have a big dick but I really don’t it’s horrible
ktim
So much of media is made for the male gaze
swedes be like >hello i am from sweden
>>220208860Not a real thing
>>220208831Stop talking about children, you nonce>>220208862What's it to you, huh? Are you trying to start a physical altercation of some kind?
no no its not OCD it is le community organic memetics i post about my dolly 70 times on average every day*puts on vpn*err yeah what a schizo, singular poster!!
>>220208872Media illiterate golem
Dwayne The Rorke Johnson
>>220208809
bit rumbly in my tumbly
>>220208890fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>220208890Do you need help? Do you have a care worker I can call?
mousey melties hit different ngl
>>220208812He doesn't like sports in general
leftypol planning the baby shower after feeling a kick, before realizing that was just gas and he STILL isn't boypregnant yet
>>220208920That's me there on the right with the gay glasses
I miss her, and by her I mean the Socialist Republic of Yugoslavia
>>220208914Asking Kurt Russell to do the blood test on her to reveal that she is one of the Things and then executing her with a flame thrower
>>220208890*rapes you into bloody viscera*
2,000 times a monthhe has unironically ruined his life
>>220208778i love them so much
Special educational needs rorke is going genuinely insane thinking he's debating a fictional 35 year old scottish muslim woman he believes posts here
>>220208862he's not a real swede. real swedes are nice and don't larp. ;_;
Not much difference between spectating sports and pornography
spaki melty
rorke humming pretty young thing
Rorke singing Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
TWO THOUSAND TIMES EVERY MONTH
WARNINGa tantrum is approaching
>>220208995it would be a bit weird if you had a wank while watching sports
>>220209039Are the scottish muslim women in the thread with you right now? How many? Are there any rorkes in the room with you too? And how many?
how do people usually quit this site? cant just go cold turkey because im a loser incel freak with no social life or hobbies so i always gravitate back to this board
>>220209040six bloody quid the cheapest maple syrup nowdadberg says it's a quebecan conspiracy
>>220208985Thou art one ackley bog
>>220209063treat yourself to a ban
Rorke climbing up the walls and scurrying along the ceiling
rattled ocd spastic having a meltdownDecember was nearly 3,000 posts
going t'bog
>>220209063get banged up for armed robbery
>>220209123Is your imaginary friend with you in the thread right now?
>>220209063left for two years and came backonly way to quit is to get bored authenitcally and find more interesting things to do
he has ruined his lifepoor young man, OCD rules his life like an iron fist
Awe da scottith muswim women in da fwead with you wight now? How many?Awe dere any workes in da woom withthth you too? Und how many?
Una cerveza y sangwich por favor
He is currently experiencing SEVERE psychosisAll triggered because someone called him "Rorke"...
>>220209165they're all gettin it
>>220209107keep getting temporarily ip banned and that hasnt stopped me from lurking. suspect my retarded brother also posts on this shithole, but i dont want to talk to him so ill never know>>220209129i cant even speak to pretty women, what makes you think i have what it takes to rob people?>>220209157did the same over last summer but im too retarded to ever stick to a sport/reading/any media
>>220208920that arse is too big tbf
bloke next door has got a right gammon face
rorke explaining thugshaker to his mum
>>220209165fucking hell
>>2202091652134
I recently met a British man on public transport. He asked me where he could get off to get to the beach, and I said, "Look, come here, you can see the beach from here." And when he was next to the door and it opened, I kicked him in the ass and sent him flying off the bus. They don't deserve anything better.
it hangs like a shadow over this mans lifethe rorkecounter gimmick gives him anxietyeven seen him try to by pass it
>>2202091652 3 4 1
scream did you lads see what the mid 30s disabled Pakistani Scottish woman just dropped in the raid channel on the /brit/cord
>>220209165>AF1sthey're reserved for melanated gentlemen
:/
didnt even mention pakis nor women, but this rorkeautist seems really eager to dispell the myths
>>220209235and then everyone clapped and agreed to replace all current school lessons with classes about the reconquista and paella. fuckwit spaniard
>/brit/cord
>>220209235that's funny because the other day i met a little spanish bloke and he said "excuse me i am from espain and-" but before he could finish i roundhouse kicked him into oncoming traffic
and then he said actually we're in wales and she's speaking welsh
Rorke rorkey porkey porke2000, 3000, 4000 rorkesA rorke hereAnd a rorke thereHe posts more rorkes without a care!Our Scottish Pakistani woman
Almost all Brits in Brit/ are White Brits, which is outrageous. There should be more racial diversity and also sexual diversity since most of you are homosexual.
got kicked off the bus on spain the other day. turns out, little monkey fella
AM NO A SCOTTISH PAKI WOMAN YA KEN
>>220209329i'm 1/8th black unironically
>>220209329my parents are algerian though
>>220209351get the fuck out
anyone else feel like they're guts in a berserk world?
leftypol picking princess peachrorke picking meta knight
>>220209351Great, I dedicate a fart to you.https://voca.ro/1legzlJkx0VG
>so uhh, why are you obsessed with this rorke character?LOOK IM NOT A FUCKING SCOTTISH PAKI WOMAN UR SEETHING AND HAVING MELTIES!!
>>220209351alri sargon
What do you get when you cross a Welshman with a Moroccan?
>>220209367no, I get all my references from only fools and horses
>>220209395Silence
make the new already runts
>>220209329My parents come from a /med/ country :)
so where's that new then
settle down
>>220208914leeeeeeeeeeeng
>>220209411Average White American like George Clooney or Johnny Depp.
>>220209434>>220209452be the change you want to see in the world
got anxiety and depression over the lack of new :/
NEW>>220209485>>220209485>>220209485
WHERE IS ITTTTTTTTT
