>>220222803
Well that's a fanny in the catalog now isn't it.
the chad yankthe virgin brit
Ranking all 1028 pokemon on how likely they would be to call rorke a benchod
>>220222698what is this? I thought it was peas
>>220222826Which girl are you picking, /brit/?
>>220222898
>>220222893https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsley_sauce
>>220222883there are 1028 Pokemon now?!
>>220222907oh I would eat that, I like to put thyme in my bechamel
It is fucked up. You have guys out there who are bullied or abused their whole childhoods and then become pest adults and are bullied and abused some more and then if they snap they burn in hell for eternity. Something's wrong with that framework. That's why I'm becoming a Obama Democrat again. I said it here first I'll say it again. I'm becoming a gay, cum sampling Obama Democrat. Tonight. It happens tonight.
how many pounds do you want me to give you
No something's off, this doesn't feel right
>>220222898definitely not the ugly christcunt on the left
Parsley sauce is a cream sauce seasoned with parsley.It is essentially a simple béchamel sauce containing chopped parsley. A variant called "liquor" is often served with pie and mash as a traditional British food, particularly in London.[1][2]Parsley sauce is easy to make. Most recipes call for 5-7 ingredients and involve 3 steps.
>>220222906I don't know who she is. I don't remember this woman. Sorry.
I used to be a cunt to this Christian girl in early high school when I was 13 and an edgy Hitchens atheist, then I saw her after we graduated and I apologized. >>220222967well that's who I'm picking
>>220222971Christian women are extremely unattractive, at least in the modern age. Have you literally ever met a super-hot authentically-Christian girl in the 2020s? They don't exist. Only butterfaces believe in the Bible in this day and age.
>>220222981Yeeah I've met them.
the scranama canal
>>220222995Don't lie.
Today is Greek Independence Day and the Feast of the Annunciation so it's tradition to eat Fried Cod (bakaliaros).>>220223017I'm not lying, my classmate was a good looking girl, she had a real nice plump ass and long blonde hair. >>220223015would
>>220222826
last year when Ublock origin stopped working for a while, I used to get these Mormon ads on youtube. It's always some good looking girls that want you to joint their church. I understand that ths is marketing, there was one with two cute young blonds, I would wife them if I had the chance. I don't even know what a Mormon is exactly.
Had a nap after work yesterday on the assumption I'd be up late and would need the alertness. Ended up without plans so went to bed at midnight as usual, but couldn't sleep because of the fucking nap. I'm like a fat alcoholic toddler
>>220223015Elton
>>220223049tons of mormons in Californiathey are so weird
>>220223068>>220223049A guy I knew in primary school was some kind of fundamentalist Mormon. I had absolutely no clue until years later, when we were like 17/18, I saw a post on Facebook about how he was going on his missionary trip to Bimbomgtu, West Africa or whatever the fuck. Extremely bizarre.
>>220223049Mormons are a weird type of american protestant group. They believe that before his death Jesus went to North america and, realising it would one day be the final home of God's chosen people (the lost tribes of Israel) he buried a secret third Newer Testament, which the Mormon founder discovered in the 1800s. It said that coffee is forbidden, polygamy is cool and normal and that everyone who isn;t a Mormon would go to Hell, whereas all Good Mormons, after death, would be made a demigod ruling over his own planet in space, with you getting a better planet based on how many people you personally convert to Mormonism during your eathly life.. There's a genuinely informative musical made by the South Park Creators called Book of Mormon if you're interested in learning more.
>>220223049Is it mormons where the men wear white shirts with short sleeves and a tie? Other week I was out walking through town on a nice sunny day stretching my virgin legs when an American-Korean lad flagged me down. I was kind enough to acknowledge him but then he said in his american accent "would you like to go to church this Sunday?" and I realised my error in having stopped.I said "er, not this sunday no" then began walking away. Behind me I could hear him saying "why not!" but it was too late, I was already powerwalking away.
>>220223082it's possible that you encountered a Jehovah Witness, but it also could have been a Mormon
only seen jehovas witnesses here, think they have more normal beliefs but operate like a cult
>>220223092Definitely a Mormon, JW'd are heretics who worship on Saturdays rather than Sundays.
>>220223092yeah I think you're right Jehovah's Witness sounds right to me, I knew it was something like thatthey're the ones with mandatory 10% tithe's aren't they? It's all a big scam. That said I could have been convinced to go had it been a cute girl talking to me instead of some husky Korean lad
Word on the street is Mormons make up a large percentage of the CIA. Like 98% I think it was.
>>220223068Only thing I know it's that they can have a bunch of wives (not sure if that's a myth) and are very strict about not having sex before marriage.>>220223079Interesting, oh yeah now I remember, they are the people in a white shirt and a black necktie that knock on your door. >>220223081Yeah that 14 year old kid found the tablets, now it's all coming back...>There's a genuinely informative musical made by the South Park Creators called Book of Mormon if you're interested in learning more.Yes I'm aware of it but haven't seen it, I really don't like musicals. >>220223082>Is it mormons where the men wear white shirts with short sleeves and a tie?I believe so.>I said "er, not this sunday no" then began walking away.At least thy are polite and don't bother you if you say no.
>>220223110big if true, I've also heard that mormon girls are good looking
Christian missionaries are just fucking bizarre in general. I remember sitting eating my lunch on campus years ago when this random duo walked up to me, a blonde guy who looked like he was from a boy-band, and a blonde girl who looked quite cute and demure behind him.The guy immediately opens up with "Do you know who Jesus Christ is?" as if I'm some kind of primitive Eskimo who's never even heard of a Bible. He starts trying to peddle me his phone number and insisting that I should ask him questions about Bible verses. All the while the peng girl in the back isn't saying a single word and is just vaguely smirking in my direction. I've never seen a man who was more obviously closeted-bent in my entire life.
>>220223121Most aren't but the Mormon 77th have been running psyops with a few truly stunning examples on social media for the last few years, they're the main group behind the tradwife gimmick, e.g. Nara Smith
>>220223138>with a few truly stunning examples on social media for the last few yearsYes, I also got these ads last year when adlock wasn't working>>220223049I wonder if those were actresses (probably) or real mormon girls.
>>220223121Apparently a lot of them know foreign languages and also have experience operating in foreign countries as professional mormons, it's a hop and skip away from what they're looking for. FBI too interestingly. They've got a lot figured out, Mormons.
>>220223121>I've also heard that mormon girls are good lookingChristcuck women are never good looking. Attractive women are inherently repulsed from Abrahamic religions.
I'd love to make sweet love to Emma Watson.
>>220223151Make sense if they go to missionaries in other countries.>>220223156Perhaps, I haven't seen it here and in Greece, lot of cute girls going to church.
>>220223156truth
Wonder if there's a psychological edge Mormons have too in the espionage field. They're disarming, wear the mask, recruit the spy, wear the name tag take the book I'm giving you the book
>>220223172I can see her nipples
oh my fucking days leftypol
>>220223209The parents of this child should be charged with abuse, as should all other parents that enable childhood obesity.
>>220223209God what are they feeding these kids...
>>220223209Why are you posting random kids in their school uniform you fucking nonce?
you treat a bad bitch like she averagei treat a bad bitch like a fat bitch
>>220223209SPAKKA SEAZON
>>220223209this is child abuse
by god that is adorable..
>>220223209bitch built like a tic-tac
>>220223218this is considered "back to school" basics to feed your children in america
Boston, Massachusetts was built by Englishmen. It was already a metropolis by the time America started fighting for it's independence.
>>220223244>America>back to school>body armourChecks out
>>220223209
>>220223244this is what a bread aisle looks like in an american supermarket
>>220223209why do people post their children on the internet like this, it's just serving them up for humiliation and abuse
>>220223244>body armor>monsterbaka My brothers fiance was drinking monsters and started getting heart palpitations...This should be illegal to give to kids
>>220223256this is a bread aisle in a different american store
>>220223244I unironically just bought a case of monster
>>220223244i'd bet dave's killer bread is good
>>220223260that child has been served quite enough already
>>220223265Bought a pallet of 24 cans of Euroshopper energy drinks and drank 10 in a few hours. Felt like my blood had turned to glue, was very concerned.
in America we also deep fry everything. like twinkies, koolaid, and frog legs
>>220223266That's specifically the breakfast bread section, ie the cereal aisle in a different form. Not a fair example
>>220223256>>220223266grim but i can't lie i would eat some of that
>>220223256I was reading about pumpernickel the other day and apparently it's uncommon in the US to use actual rye, with artificial colorings and flavorings being added to white flour to make it taste and look like pumpernickel.
woked up
>>220223273HOWLING
>>220223282Fried avocado slices are lush as an occasional treat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhFclAT6dSg>>220223275I don't like those drinks, they don't even taste good. Here they give redbul in clubs and bars with bottles of alcohol which is funny because on the back label it explicitly states that it shouldn't be mixed with alcohol
>>220223266i see the pudding cups, butterscotch and vanilla please
>>220223282>fried cereal
america is getting healthier though! we even invented zero calorie peanut spread
>>220223298
>>220223269Think it's a scam. A BIG scam. One of the biggest.
>>220223260So they can get pity praise from self-hating leftists and pretend they're not just laughing in their head.
america is so kino
>>220223275>>220223265my coworker is like 26 and was having heart palpatations from too many monsters. it was like 11am and she is in decent shape (for a yank)
>>220223273ha. literally and figuratively. i feel bad for them
>>220223306>contains peanuts>peanuts contain calories>spread contains zero caloriesdid a peanut exhale into the jar before it was sealed?
>>220223306>Natural Fresh Roasted Peanut FLAVOR lmao >>220223323it's a terrible drink imo, better just to have a few cups of coffee
>>220223296tempura avocado slices are heaven
>>220223329So glad we only have to deal with pigeons and seagulls instead fucking mammals. Couldn't be doing with swarms of deer or bears or whatever
>>220223282Is this from the Orange County Fair? I swear I bought fried avocado from this exact stand back in August
>>220223332Doesn't even contain Peanuts, it has NATURAL PEANUT FLAVORthat's why I'm a freak and read every label if I have to buy something in a package or a jar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarajevo_SafariWhat the fuck
>>220223332They extract the flavour compounds and mix in calorie-free powder impregnated with them instead of actual peanuts. Same as they do with low calorie 'honey'
obliterationhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774417789737516.mp4
>>220223337my body is resistant to caffeine after decades of having a soda at 8am because i couldn't stay awake>>220223341nary a clue. somewhere in the midwest>>220223332>>220223337no clue how they do it. i think it's just peanut dust helf stationary in a xanthan gum matrix
>>220223358it's literal poison
>>220223350They were Muslims. Slaughtering Muslims is a morally good thing, objectively speaking.
GIRLS SEX ARRGGHH
>>220223340If you go into or near woodland you'll see deer here.there's one in this image. It noticed me not long after and ran away.
wish my gf would learn my native language
>>220223374This is where pixies and other fae live
>>220223359got his asss>>220223362same that's why I stopped drinking coffee, it was doing nothing for me except I would get sleepy for 30 mins around 5-6 in the afternoon
>>220223374Sure, but I meant in Japan the deer act like pigeons. No fear of people, will swarm around you demanding food and will get agro if you refuse
>>220223350I never did trust serbs
>homer bimpson
taking pictures of my dying mom so i can post her on the internet for updoots
anyone remember that good couple years millennials went massively into "doggo pupper does a heckin excite"remind myself of that when i see people moan about zoomer slang
>>220223379Holy shit, that literally happened to me, one of my exes secretly was taking Greek language classes and surprised me, I so regret fucking it up with her, I'll never forgive myself.
If I put moisturiser on my penis will it get rid of the white spots
>>220223372ktim
>>220223403wanted my gf to learn greek but all she did was ask for arse sex
>>220223401I mean, you're talking about debating between millennials who simply phrased things in a way that you thought were cringe, versus zoomoids who believe that two common numbers in succession are somehow the absolute peak of humour because "HECKIN TIKTOK TOLD ME SO!!!"
>>220223404No, but if you go to the doctor and get some antibiotics, that might.
>I mean,
>>220223418I’m not doing that
>>220223417Zoomers shouting 67 is no different to Xoomers quoting movies. People engaging with the popular media of the day. You're like the boomers who said rock and roll wasn't real music
>>220223314they shouldn't do that to their child but then look at how they feed them i guess, not like they really care. it's just depressing
im cold
>>220223413they do be like that, Greek girls actually ask for arse sex
>>220223427>Zoomers shouting 67 is no different to Xoomers quoting moviesHow though? If I quote a movie, I'm quoting something that makes sense in context. But if a zoomtard says "67", what are they referencing exactly? What is the humour? There is literally nothing there except "DURR HURR I REPEATED LE HECKIN NUMBURR". It's total, straight-up, unironic downs-syndrome style humour. There is nothing to it. There is no joke.
>>220223431>25th March, 3C, snowing tomorrowfucks sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4c6uYHSlcm0
>>220223450the joke is that it confuses older people
boomers lost their shit at *holds up spork* but 67? that is incomprehensible
>>220223450
>>220223453we've got thunderstorms and flood warnings here matecount your prayers
did you know that i don't have work today and that i'm on holiday
>Maverick Trevillianthe kid who started 6 7 is cornish diasporafeeling proud
>>220223464in fairnessin TOTAL fairnesspirates of the caribbean 3 was pretty good
>>220223458So where does this end exactly?Do we end up in 10 years with Gen Betas screaming "POOPY PEEPEE DOOKY DOODOO" and insisting that it's "funny" simply because "older people don't understand it"?We have not ever, as a civilisation, defined humour by the metric of "whether older civilisations understand it or not". There have always been jokes that the older generations did not understand, but never before have people just started blurting actual nonsense and insisting that it's funny because "it triggers le old people!!1">>220223464Explain to me why "67" is funny though. Like, actually break it down to me and elaborate on why it is supposed to be funny.
You my friend are a FOOL
>>220223340i wish we had deer in our subway stations instead of mice, rats, and unmedicated schizophrenics
>>220223478nice, what are you gonna do? I have to go in an hour and a half but today is gonna be a slow day, thinking of having lamb skewers for lunch
*popeye's spinach theme song plays as i crack and sip my first tinnie of the afternoon*
>>220223495>never before have people just started blurting actual nonsense and insisting that it's funny because "it triggers le old people!!1"Were you in a coma from the ages of 5-17? That's all kid's humour is
autist encounters absurdist comedy and wants a full paragraphed novel explaining it kek
>>220223340don't you have foxes everywhere?
>>220223495>Explain to me why "67" is funny though. Like, actually break it down to me and elaborate on why it is supposed to be funny.because it makes your teachers seethe i suppose
>cornish diaspora
>>220223482>>Maverick Trevillian>the kid who started 6 7 is cornish diasporaThe guy is literally a black basketball player.Which makes it all the more ironic that 4channers who proclaim themselves "white nationalists" and "right-wingers" are somehow also parroting his meme.We are seriously at a point where people who believe themselves to be hardcore ultra-nationalist Hitlerites are just aping ghetto-style Afro-American culture and seeing absolutely no irony in doing so.
>>220223513Only in London and they stick to the shadows. Except at night when you hear them fucking and it sounds like a demon having an abortion
>>220223522niggas weren't screaming 6 7 and doing the hand gesturecornish meme, case closed
>>220223510>Were you in a coma from the ages of 5-17? That's all kid's humour isI don't remember literally any jokes when I was that age which were nonsensical like this though.We had jokes which referenced TV programmes or films, some of which the older generations didn't know. But the jokes themselves still had some grounding in actual humour, and if someone asked "What's funny about that?" you could hypothetically sit them down and explain why the reference is funny.We didn't have any jokes which were just "HURR DURR WE REPEAT NUMBER LIKE TWO SEVENTY THREE" and somehow proclaimed it "funny". That just didn't exist for my generation.
>>220223535english meme then
>>220223544Yes it did, you just have selective memory and anti-youth bias
>>220223526I see, a few years ago while driving outside of the city we saw a jack rabbit, it was so fucking big, at first I thought it was giant dog, i've never seen such a big wild rabbit in my life, it was fucking jacked and tall like a small kangaroo
>>220223498so he will be excommunicated i assume?
>>220223545>The Trevillian surname is a rare Cornish locational name, primarily a variant of Trevelyan, originating from Trevelyan in Saint Veep, Cornwall
>>220223550Name me any meme from the millennial/zillennial generation which was nonsensical to the point that you couldn't even explain the humour to someone who wasn't "in-the-know".A lot of people seem to be bringing up "69". But that doesn't count. 69 is a sex reference. It's funny because it refers to the sexual position. So there's a basis to that.
>>220223552You're allowed to disagree with doctrine, even for senior bishops, as long as you don't start preaching it and converting others. There's debate, then there's heresy. He's in the former camp right now.
updated the filters
>>220223563>Name me any meme from the millennial/zillennial generation which was nonsensical to the point that you couldn't even explain the humour to someone who wasn't "in-the-know".I can haz cheezburger
>>220223554Yeah Cornwall is in england
>>220223563nyan cat
67 is fun to say though and the little dance and everything
>>220223574It's funny because it was paired with a picture of a dumb-looking cat, making it seem like cute baby-speak.Try again.
>>220223578that's like saying>um it's not texan it's american
>>220223579That was an actual animation paired with a song which an actual human created. People referenced it because they liked the animation and song.Try again.
>>220223586That makes no fucking sense to someone who isn't 'in the know' anon. Take a long hard look at every 4chan meme you'd have been too ashamed to show to a normie because of how they'd have reacted. You're no different to the 67 kids, you're just older and passed that period in your life.
haven't spoken to another human being in a week, ain't even posted on 4chan, ain't even said how do you do to chatgpt
>>220223588Not really it wouldn’t be Texas it would be some tiny town within the state of Texas.
Do you guys eat Ham Hock or Pork Knuckle?
>>220223595yeah and 6 7 is a hand gesture in reference to a songhow is that any different to a meme that's just a cat singing a song
>>220223601Cornwall is the size and of equal historic importance to Wales. They deserve a devolved government and the same protected language rights
>>220223604Only time people eat ham hock is at Christmas and it's in one of the seasonal sandwiches the supermarket meal deals do.
>>220223601nah
>>220223613You guys should just have regular provinces/prefectures. None of this country in a country nonsense.
>>220223596>That makes no fucking sense to someone who isn't 'in the know' anon.It does, because I can explain it to literally anybody in a few short steps."Anon, what does 'I can haz cheezburger' mean? Why is it funny?""Well, it's a picture of a dumb cute cat asking if it can have a cheeseburger, isn't that cute?""Damn right, that's cute! Haha!"Compare that to:"Anon, what does '67' mean? Why is it funny?""It's funny because 67. Six seven. Sixxxx seveeeeeen!!! It's from tiktok, don't you know? SIXXXX SEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!"
>>220223620It's probably my favorite cut of pork, along with pork belly. Last week I bought 3 big ones - skin on.
>>220223629Don't post AI slopDon't post nonce shitJust kill yourself please
>>220223629lol
>>220223612>yeah and 6 7 is a hand gesture in reference to a songYeah, it's a reference to a ghetto rap song made by some random monkeyboy in the slums of America, and made popular by random African-American rappers. It also refers to gangs and murdering people in cold-blood for literally no reason.So why do you find it funny, exactly? Are you black?
>>220223627>what does 6 7 mean? why is it funny?it's a reference to a song. a kid did a weird hand gesture at a basketball game while referencing that song.simple as :^)
>>220223629
>Yeah, it's a reference to a ghetto rap songthis nigga is legitimately retarded
>>220223613> equal historic importance to WalesWasn’t getting involved in this but you need to close your fucking mouth don’t talk shit all your life you little faggot
love when it's rainy in the morning and I get to stay in bed and listen to it outside
I drink a sixer every night after work and I have done for 9 years. It’s pretty much all I think about and care about is when I can get home and drink and I still haven’t gotten addicted to it so like 21 is crazy.
>>220223651>this niggaSo you're black, right? That must be why you find repetition of random numbers to be "the peak of comedy".
>>220223627nonsense words and rhymes have always been around. 67 is really no different than singing hey nonny nonny
Wales isn't important. They weren't even a country.....larp.....
>>220223668>hey nonny nonnyI don't know what the fuck that means because I'm not 350 fucking years old, you cunt.
>>220223662>Its pretty much all I think about and care about >I still haven’t gotten addicted
>>220223662Beer is so cheap in Netherlands, I remember buying a six pack with my cousin for 3-4 Euro and then returning the bottles and getting it for half. That was like 2014 when I was in junior high school.
>>220223670Desperate for attention aren’t you? No one been replying to your dog shit posts poor guy
>>220223682I guess they dont understand some people function better after drinking! If I don’t drink my body shakes and I feel sick. The second a beer touches my lips I get better it’s almost like a medicine that keeps me healthy
>>220223670Welsh "people" aren't white.
One time I drank 20 400ml Hainekens at a festival outside Amsterdam. They were 1 euro.
>>220223689seems legit
>>220222898suicide
>>220223684Are you Welsh. Pls tell Keir or The King to add a dragon to the royal arms. Then WE would use that too.
>>220223678exactly it's nonsense it doesn't mean anything. courtesy of william shakespeare, you grump
>>220223696Welshoids really do look like this LMAO.They aren't white.
>>220223704No dragons for you. You get a beaver and a moose
>>220223680my favourite. sets me into an adhd trance
>>220223696Omds
>>22022369820.4 litres for 1 euro? What a bargain!just kidding heh
>>220222898i'd shag and put about 5 babies in all three of them
>>220223689>If I don’t drink my body shakes and I feel sickthat's sound like you are an alcoholic bro
>>220223714
>>220223726
>>220223698so much pee
morning all
>>220223721It was in the span of 24 hours. Maybe they were 330ml. At some point I got fries with mayo and then threw up and continued partying, but a lot of cocaine was involved.>>220223732so much>>220223736morning
all I know about the Welsh I learned from vinland saga and well let's just say the English did not come off looking good
England: LionScotland: UnicornWales: DragonIreland: Leprechaun
right well that's an um isn't it
>>220223745Listen, it uh was just a bit of banter....
reminder not to keep birds as pets
>>220223755
>>220223696they're spicy white
>>220223767What kind of Vulture is that?
Emma Watson wears a farty undie.
>>220223772Is that the politically correct way of saying swarthy these days?
>>220223772she cute
I'd really need to see more photos of caramel qts before I can make my mind up on this matter, whatever it is
Still howling at the time I called Mikey a swarthoid and he replied with a 5 min vocaroo screaming “WOT DE FOOK IS A SWAARTOID?”
wonder what happens if a wasian and a blasian have a kid
>>220223827
>>220223819highlight of your life was it
>>220223827Lighter blasian
>>220223827either really ugly or really good looking
>>220223831English & Maths to be replaced with Adolescence & Louis THORAX ft. HsTikkyKokky in UK schools up and down the country.
>>220223838>ROM hackHello troon
>>220223856Biologically male. Cute tho
>>220223831if it prevents them from walking around shirtless with a brillo pad on their chin then i'm all for it
>>220223856get yeh fookin cock out jeffreee
>>220223856>GELWhat did she mean by this?
>>220223819love mikey meirritable little fellow
>>220223136Projecting incel
>>220223854>Louis THORAXI say that
Knob in agony from shagging too much fanny. Got the sod on ice
>>220223209Poor lass needs a good diet
>>220223868When was the last time you spoke to a woman?
>>220223874Somebody Jay this fool.
>>220223882Yesterday
sometimes i forget that there are irish argentiniansweird
>>220223890Your mum, yeah?
>>220223901
nth for the gyaldem
>>220223910>gyalI have some bad news for you anon
>>220223903Her too
Banfield, Argentina... home
>>220223907Built for Big British Cock.
why does america hate cuba so much?
>>220223918I've seen that viral tiktok, it was a lighting trick I swear
>>220223937Cause they’re dirty commie cunts.
>>220223856wheres their penis..
>>220223937I don't think they do.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cELP06Mik
>>220223937Cuban crime wave
just cleaned my room and done my first lifting session, turning my incel life around
>>220223953In my mouth 6 7Lol
Imagine 100 gay weightlifters, bodybuilders, and wrestlers enter your room right now.What is your response?
>>220223969incredible based
