the bradse image is still up btw

Remember last week when it was warm? yeah...

>>220227599
Fucked it m8

>>220227621
i'll just send the screenshots to his wife

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>>220227613
>bradse

Don’t worry scotchpole we won’t actually dox you

>>220227638
He’ll send the pics to yours

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Thoughts on these two British gentlemen?

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>>220227613

now your penis belongs to me

they made a whole play about Roald Dahl being antisemitic
>Dahl attributed Israel’s perceived excesses to a “race of people” who “switched so rapidly from being much-pitied victims to barbarous murderers.” He also spewed that US policy was controlled by “powerful American Jewish bankers” and charged that the government was “utterly dominated by the great Jewish financial institutions over there.”
can't believe a beloved children's author would say such a vile thing

>>220227660
ignored you the first time lad x

>>220227650
South London boys get you crucified

>>220227647
but she has already seen them she was the first person i told

>>220227645
thanks love you lots £>

>>220227677
Not those pics …

>>220227669
cheers for not ignoring it this time :)

Adrian getting a message on LinkedIn from the British twink he had a massive crush on from work and his heart leaps out of his chest but the message just says “listen mate I’ve been slagging you off as a bumder on 4chan for years and posting the zesty messages you sent me but I forgot to erase your name this time can you do me a favour and not dox me if some sweaty incels message you asking who I am? Ta”

>>220227700
sc

>>220227669
uh on someones a bit pissed off!!

>>220227700
HAO LING

>>220227700
Screaming

Good edish
Prepared a small frittata for grandmaberg, she is recovering at the hospital

>>220227700
Loooool

>>220227700
>and his heart leaps out of his chest
ROARING
>>220227717
ROARING

>>220227734
Get well soon Nonna

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>MISSING: 13 year old Abi Obrien from Dumbarton was last seen at home on Cumbrae Crescent South around 10pm last night

>She is 5'3" tall, thin, with long blonde hair. It is thought she may have on sports leggings and a hoodie.

>>220227773
How can she be 5’3” and be tall?

what kind of a name is Roald anyway?

when have you ever met any other cunt by the name Roald? Load of shite.

i gonna visit UK , London especially

>>220227773
Weird, she looks like the girl chained in my basement

>>220227795
He was of Norwegian descent :)

>>220227793
hold on let me ask rorke

>>220227773
probably just staying at her friend's house

Get the single mothers evicted

Woke up screaming (internally) because of my freakish life

>>220227795
Rolled Dahl sounds like a type of curry haha

any good new white hot takes?

rapemaster 2000

>>220227847
Rorke's a bombaclaat

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Let the goyim deal in the real world

battyboy 2012

>>220227826
>you
Not us, no. Go find the people who said this and bore them with your little diatribe - YOU WON'T.

this is my favourite type of racism
https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2036505630177911078

IM NOT A PAKI WOMAN!!!

>>220227847
this new Iran war, yeah? it just isn't on

>>220227897
>https://x.com/alifarhat79/status/2036505630177911078
SC

Rorke is quite literally still seething about football players kneeling to protest against racism

had a morning of panic over never being able to find employment ever again but have since moved on :)

business idea: a machine that screams so I don't have to

Our shit don't mix like yay and lukewarm water
Better make it hotter, splash ice and watch it rock up
I oughta duct tape your infant daughter
Show soldier ass niggas
I'm murder city's Sergeant Slaughter
Guaranteed to get more cut than a barber
I betcha I'll drill your heifer like Black & Decker
The pussy wrecker and White Water couldn't get it wetter
I'm guaranteed to never swiss cheese for more cheddar
I give a fuck, suede bucks and Coogi sweaters
What's up? Whatever, sable fur to lamb leather
Seen it all in the trap with fitted caps for cold weather
With creased denim threats delivered when I send 'em
Niggas know I FedEx my shit, overnight express my shit
Deliver my hits quick, who next on my shit list?
Banana niggas need to split
Quit fucking with this thorough Atlanta clique
This here is Slum Lordz, makin' terrific shit tragic
My pen and pixel make violence more graphic
Take raw coke, cook it, crack it, saran wrap it
One motherfuckin' verse, already it's a classic
One motherfuckin' verse and already, it's a classic

They said they won’t dox you but I never agreed to that
Rape mode activated

I simply did not attend today's All Agency Campaign Discussion (In Person Preffered) meeting either in person at the office nor online via Teams. I simply did not tune into it.

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Just catching some rays in the garden

bloody hail out there what the heck

>>220227847
dubai chocolate is nice and you're not unique or cool if you performatively hate it

IM NOT A SCOTTISH SCHIZO!!!

>>220227927
Nah he's just pointing out the false equivalence leftypol always jumps to because his IQ is 75

>>220227942
they're going mental about it looking under tables and that and everyone's asking "where is Rorke???"

>>220227945
The Rorkenis

>>220227962
bet this sounded hilarious in your head

>>220227945
mate....erm.....your willy......

*walks in to /brit/*
*sees Mousey squeaking in the corner, nibbling on some cheese*

>Anyone else experience your mum or dad calling you in random songs?
Yes this is a common phenomenon, and it can actually occur from all kinds of noise but typically songs. I believe it has a name and a whole wiki article to read about if you're interested, ask chatgpt I guess to find it.

dangerous day to be a gluten free poretti

my willy is slightly longer than a bic biro (with the lid on)

>>220228007
I won't

Niggas know I FedEx my shit, overnight express my shit
Deliver my hits quick, who next on my shit list?
Banana niggas need to split
Quit fucking with this thorough Atlanta clique

> Two men have been arrested on suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life after four Jewish ambulances were set on fire in north London, the Metropolitan Police has said.
Genuine question how is it intent to endanger life if no one was in them or near them?

>>220227799
Maybe suck me off while you’re here yeah?

>>220228030
because they can't then be used to save people
spastic

Good morning best friends :)

>>220228057
But these are just Jewish ambulances, the area in question is still covered by normal NHS ambulances

>>220228030
Because if the ambulances can't go to emergencies people could die

>>220227799
Watch out for the anti-tourism protestors with their water guns

>>220228030
because they want them punished maximally for doing this to set strong precedents during this political snapping point and an unfalsifiable claim such as 'we were sure the vehicles were empty' can go either way, in this case the polices way

>>220228063
Good morning bestie
But it’s almost afternoon

only jewish emergencies

>>220227961
No, it is factually true that Rorke is still seething about footballers kneeling to protest against racism

Toil post restructuring is shite. They got rid of loads of blokes and now it's all girlbosses ranging from mid 20s to late 40s running the place and it is living hell.

>>220228072
Al-Qaeda just not bothering putting in the effort any more :\

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>>220228112
cool it with the antisemitism

eating cat shit to increase my viral load of toxoplasmosis

painfully unfunny thread

Jewish ambulances are quite weird to be honest. I think if there were such things as Muslim ambulances the gammon would be raging. Why can’t we all use the same stuff? We all live together after all

>>220228070
You were proven wrong dick head just slink away

>>220228110
It's factually true that you are a virgin

>>220228157
SCREAMING
There are some real evil geniuses on here

>>220228157
fucking woke ai

>>220228098
right this is just too far

>>220228162
Well the difference would be that Muslims would demand them, say it’s Islamophobia that they can’t have them and then the government would fund top of the line ambulances for them paid for by tax money
And then they’d use the ambulances to plow into an unsuspecting crowd.

One, two, one, two, three
Yeah, inslumnational underground
Thunder pounds, when I stomp the ground (woo)
Like a million elephants or silverback orangutans
You can't stop a train
Who wants some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I leave there
Better be a household name
Weatherman tellin' us it ain't gon' rain
So now we sittin' in a droptop, soakin' wet
In a silk suit tryin' not to sweat
Hittin' somersaults without the net
But this'll be the year that we won't forget, 1-9-9-9
Anno Domini, anything goes
Be what you want to be, long as you know
Consequences are given for living the fence is
Too high to jump in jail, too low to dig
I might just touch hell, hot
Get a life, now they on sale
Then I might cast you a spell
Look at what came in the mail
A scale and some arm and hammer
Soul gold grill, and a baby mamma
Black Cadillac and a pack of pampers
Stack of questions with no answers
Cure for cancer, cure for AIDS
Make a n- want to stay on tour for days
Get back home, thangs are wrong
Well, not really, it was bad all along
Before your left, adds up to a ball of power
Thoughts at a thousand miles per hour
Hello, ghetto, let yo' brain breathe
Believe there's always mo', ow

>>220228171
So you’re claiming that area of London is not covered by normal ambulances?

>tugs
SCOTTISH
FREAK

sex with condom i had to stop cause i couldnt feel anything sex without i came in like 2 mins flat because my willy was feeling so good : - D

>>220228138
Not for this reason
More they are incredibly cliquey and take everything so fucking seriously that it makes actually delivering anything almost impossible. They live putting friction into everything to showcase that they have strong opinions™ and are in control.

there needs to be a national inquiry into this ambulance incident

>>220227653
scr

>>220228205
They don’t feel comfortable using them, especially at Shabbat

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> Well the difference would be that Muslims would demand them, say it’s Islamophobia that they can’t have them and then the government would fund top of the line ambulances for them paid for by tax money
And then they’d use the ambulances to plow into an unsuspecting crowd.

linkedin making you seethe at other's success award

>>220228157
lmfao

morning gents

best AI with no restrictions??

>People from ethnic backgrounds don't feel confident in the countryside, says National Trust director

national gay porn inquiry

>>220228245
Starmer bot
Just scan your ID and give it your address and you can do whatever

aye whuts wit wee rorke tugging his cock tae his sister?

>>220228259
from the very bottoms to the very tops

>>220227773
got one of those hideous hibernian goblin faces so prevalent in scotland and ireland

Why is it so wrong to sneak your own beer into the pub? If you’re just drinking it yourself I mean

>>220228245
erm why?

i don't like evil countries like russia, china and israel

>>220228245
Bing AI down lad?

>>220228237
he looks like paul heaton but gayer

Rorke slipping on a banana peel

>>220228277
it's all just atoms at the end of the day

2,000 posts a month

>>220228279
What's wrong with Israel

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Personally I think he should be jailed for that. Absolutely heinous thing to say

Get the women in cushy office jobs making lots of money
Get the men doing blue collar labour for dirt and being conscripted to die for Israel

Remember gay porn burgers from last year?
Triffic little gimmick that

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>>220228315

>>220228339
no but a lad at toil said he watches interracial gay porn 'for a laugh'

>>220228308
rorke?

>>220228355
couldn't care less about the opinions of a pack of turklings

Mental how they just used to make merchandise out of wogs
Like you’d have little wog teddy bears
Wog figures that dance when you wind them up
All sorts
Can’t have that nowadays cause of woke

get me housed. Get me fed. Get me shagged

>>220228382
KEK THIS IS ME NIGGA

stop getting annoyed so much by gimmicks when I realised that most of them are quite literally autistic stimming, quite literally
not funny haha le autism meme
actual literal autistic stimming

Builders next door cut a branch off one of my trees without asking. Not even going into next-doors garden. How do i passively aggressively get my own back?

>>220228382
alri sierra leonean ambassador to the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland lad

Housing a wog.
Feeding a wog.
Shagging a wog.

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posting this image of my breakfast from this morning once again in case anyone missed it at the time thanks

>>220228382
>>220228387
n aint nun lil rorke cun do bout id

>>220228406
don't remember this john cooper clarke poem

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>>220228417

>>220228398
…yh
/brit/ is an aspergic general

>>220228417
i would devour that

>>220228440
yh bet you would you fat cunt

looking forward to it getting cold again so my dog will sleep in my bed

>>220228430
the stuff you get in pork pies?

>>220228398
its not autism its OCD. the lad on here needs to stim his OCD about rorke 70 times a day, his life is ruined

ngghhhh why do I do such massive poos mmmmhhhh~~

>>220228417
The poo scran

elton

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>looking forward to it getting cold again so my dog will sleep in my bed

>>220228417
Sir John sends his regards

if you could never have to pay for a meal again but it was all school dinner or canteen tier food would you do it
you're not allowed to buy your own stuff, every single meal or snack is free at any time, you'll never pay a penny for an item of food, but you're fed like a hospital patient

planting rorkes knob in the ground and growing a freakish little incel tree for my ghoulish garden

>>220228456
Don't ever try and correct me again.

>>220228456
>the singular rorke poster
ahh yes

>>220228481
no, because I never go anywhere or do anything so spending money on decent food is my only pleasure in life (aside from a wank, which keith has put paid to)

Rorkekokroekroekrokeekrokeorkeokroeke

>>220228478
I wish I looked like this so much, but I was born a big hairy man alas

>>220228478
scremaz

rorkelings
rorkelings
ra ra ra

Rorkin’ my penits

>>220228498
What food are you eating that's good if you never go out?

>>220228503
>I was born a big hairy man
must have been painful for yer mum!

>>220228525
better than canteen food, at least

hes rattled

>>220228478
She never fucked her dog you retarded cunt

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I'M NOT NFUCKING RATTLED

rorke-shack test

>>220228478
i would slaughter a gazillion jewish children just to sniff one of her toots

The escort I see likes Tracey Emin, Sylvia Plath and Taylor Swift. Reckon she's a nutcase? I don't get why a feminist becomes a prostitute.

gagging for a beer but mumberg is here so I have to wait until about half past twelve to get one out the fridge so I don't look like a total alky counting down the minutes until we're out of the morning hours

well, I know that there are at least 2 'rorke' posters

screaming at this lad who keeps responding to my gioposts as if we actually think she's 'pilled and he's defending her honour lmao learn to take a joke lad

>>220228554
Yh mate drinking at 12.30pm on a Wednesday not alkie at all

>>220228569
You’re autistic if you think I’m being serious. Barely even know her

August 2015
If I could just go back to that month

>>220228577
it's my day off and I haven't had a beer for 14 hours

rorke doing a search on rorke posts and feeling a lump at the back of his thorat

might dust off the 任天堂 and finish ティアキン

IM NOT A SCOTTISH PAKI WOMAN!!!

>>220227590
Hey man you know i'm really okay

Rorke having a wank under the covers while his brother is across the room half awake

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>You’re autistic if you think I’m being serious

freegary.org.uk

no idea what to do today, might get on the tube and go to chinatown just because someone else did recently and it's in my head. not looking to spend much really though. what's a good chinatown treat? also where do you get off for chinatown?

Rorke shooting his spunk on his bedroom wall and harvesting the mushrooms that grow from it to make a full english

he has ruined his life
poor lad

>>220228605
this was actually literally me for more than a decade, love my parents but not my fault they had more kids than bedrooms

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*wheezes*
*clears phlegm*
*swallows twice*

'Go to KFC instead'

>>220228616
Want to meet up there and get some Peking duck?

arguing with your imaginary friend again?

Rorke realising he’s got Jewish heritage so he farts under the covers to try to gas himself

>>220228616
dim sum

Rorke getting his bussy gaped by the cronem

Togashi is kind of lazy

>>220228482
SCREAMING

>>220228640
Bane?

Leftypol laying in bed having a wank to some normal porn

heatings on and all my windows are open

>>220228643
I don't want to meet up with you but I would like some peking duck.

>>220228658
Please finish your sentence and also speak in English instead of Pidgin.

Rorke putting the heating on and leaving his windows open

slaving away on the computing device

Pakistani Scottish woman saving ten thousand Palestinian children through her community outreach programme

Sir Mossad Falseflag

Rorke doing [grim thing I actually did]

might be time..... time at last.... to open this can of spam

>>220228698
in that case
rorke bunking lessons during secondary school to just sit in the toilet reading darren shan and then having sex with the grooved rungs of the warm bathroom radiator

>>220228683
Fuck you then

hate watching theme park worldwide again

>>220228715
Sahcreayming

>>220228720
Let's compromise! I don't want to make an enemy of you. On my end, we will still not meet up. But on your end, I will still buy two servings of peking duck as if you did come, and scran them both.

>>220228659
dey don’t mess around wodie x
coco oil all over di place

>>220228715
omds rorke

>>220228702
off the pork me
vile stuff really

>>220228750
based

>>220228750
it lush but now and again I try to stop eating meat out of guilt, only ever lasts up to two months at a time

iPhone keeps suggesting I put my full government name in the name box
Thankfully there’s thousands of people with the same name as me

do you ever seethe about an ex colleague who got one over on you

>>220228750
good lad

need my willard sucked by a peng lush ting innit

>>220228809
my enemies have all been systematically destroyed

>>220228809
Never had a job

>>220228809
nobody has ever got one over on me

seaside rorke

This thread reeks of pakis

>>220228809
I've spent ungodly amounts of time remembering all the times I've been wronged, but I try to recognize and stop it immediately now. it's unhealthy, very unhealthy if you also start fantasising revenge scenarios

>>220228838
scr

>>220228839
you must have just got a whiff of your mum's fanny

>>220228839
fooled by obvious bait again award

Rorke sniffing his mums gash

I understand why people become vegetarian and I think all the 'watch me eat a le epic piece of bacon vegans hahaha' is normie sadism combined with the grievance of ever having your morality tested.

>>220228884
leftpol recognising both his dads cocks on grindr

>>220228791
20 years from now we'll have chips in our brains which holds a direct record of everything we've ever said, looked at or heard, let alone all device activity. possibly even a record of our thoughts at the rate of technology.

Starmer just btfo Reform and they stormed out
Rorke can't handle the truth!

cold today innit? not happy with that in the slightest

>>220228899
Yeah probably

>>220228916
windy out i shan't be leaving the house (not that I planned to anyway)

>>220228907
Corr could go for some chips now actually

i'm your friend guys

ok i admit maybe WFH is bad for you in the long run

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Ada Wong Sex

>>220228899
for me it's learning about the horrors of factory farming, which you just forget about after trying and failing to go off meat, but then learn about it again. it's also something as simple as seeing a video of a cow enjoying the company of her farmer, showing personality and joy, etc, and the hypocrisy of how I privilege dogs and cats over cows and pigs, stuff like that. I know meat is good for us and we're meant for it, I know vegans all look like waxen stick figures, I'm under no delusions, just the scale of factory farming and the horriric acts performed on animals can't not affect a normal person, they just haven't thought about it and would prefer to remain ignorant because meat is delicious and keeps us effortlessly healthy compared to a vegan cope diet.

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>>220228950
>>220228959

>>220228959
Fucking little show off

>>220228715
Wild

>>220228698
rorke seeing a horse get a boner as it comes towards him and popping a bit of a boner

Poo seal died off quickly

>>220228992
tobey..

>>220228976
can't tell what real or fake any more :\

>>220229001
well it was a load of shit

>>220229001
because thats how long the parasite samefagged that persona for

>>220229010
Schizo moment

ham and lettuce sandwich with walkers cheese and onion crisps today for lunch same thing I have every day of my life

>>220229001
Was alright but let’s be honest it’s just a seal covered in mud. There’s not much you can do with that

>>220229025
reckon you should switch it up tomorrow and have different flavor crisps

The Parasite came up with Poo Seal as well?? Fucking hell he's so much better than Mousey it's unreal

>>220229001
Not really. Gimmick of the year 2025

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get the seals washed

>>220229034
>flavor
FOY

>>220229061
ktim

>>220229042
this seal is just like me, I'm washed too!

>>220229034
might have golden wonder cheese and onion

>>220229034
FOY

>>220229044
just prefer american spellings, especially for ass. ass looks peng, arse looks pooey and hairy, just as a word. I would be in favor of them just outright becoming masculine and feminine words, ass for women and arse for men.

>>220229054
that aint you

James O'Brien is giving Reform a right kicking!!!

>>220229074
Maybe you should kill yourself

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>>220229074
Highly agree. Arse is unpleasant. Makes you think of the time you saw your dads hairy crack
Ass is nice and peng and makes you think of a nice smooth bum (not your dads)

>>220229084
My dads got his book

>>220229097
my dad loves james obrien and tony blair and keir starmer

>>220229084
Just a monologue with no pushback or he actually has reform guests on?

You May Be Right - But I Am Left by James O'Brien

WMAF is a good contrast with a lot of history and power dynamics behind it.

It's the opposite of the BLACKED/BMWF/BBC meme, which is basically just a fictitious pairing pushed by modern whites and insecure blacks, a fetish that has no basis in history and reality. Whites like it because blacks are seen as being large, animalistic and savage so it's more of a corruption or rape fetish when they think of black men fucking white women. It's all bogus and whites make up really cringe shit like "melanin receptors" and other nonsensical retarded crap to the point where it's basically in the realm of fantasy and alternate realities.

WMAF is superior because it's not a corruption fetish, at its core the fetish is about strong, brave, intrepid Aryan males making sexual use of weak, timid, insular Asian females.

It's a racial dynamic that pretty much everyone can get behind because it actually makes sense within both a historical and modern race realist context.

>>220229095
This but the complete opposite

>>220229116
my dad loves tennis

>>220229117
konatatin is there with his arms folded and sargon of akaad is chuckling smugly

was just saying that yeh

the parasite follows me around the internet stalking me on my favourite websites
he needs to leave me alone

We're seeing some pure 190 posts here

>>220229134
Dont know who these people are im afraid. Are they reform members?

imagine writing all that and actually posting it

>>220229127
A creepy incel’s thesis

>>220229127
you might watch too much porn

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one thing the "not beautiful" asians have going for them is that their pussies are usually innies and tidy
rarely see a beef curtain minge on asians

It has to be a pasta right?

>>220229127
this post is a biological weapon with the ability to permanently dry all vaginas in a 1 mile radius

The Asian Fanny

>Yes let me spam photos of the family of a dead child and post some chill music along with it
>That's what I call comfyposting

>>220229215
Fucking squawking

Stephen Colbert is going to be writing the LOTR sequel.

>>220229215
Brilliant post

Can the next edition be zesty Will Smith?

>>220229234
leftypol currently typing 'ummm rorke, he's a fan who knows le lore o algo'

any anxious little men in?

>>220229238
why don't you make it

>>220229238

>>220229284
>>220229284
>>220229284

>>220229238
odd request

poo poo poo
fucking pooooo

>>220229293
YEAH!!!

shitting on a plate and serving it at the ritz

throwing a shit at a gorilla to bond

mailing a turd

pooing a shit

>>220229190
Sometimes post things directly from reddit to rile up the runts