mighty peculiar.... edish
fucking early
hope the lad who wanted a zesty will smith edition is happy
leave mouse alone parasiteleave him alone
right well porns a bit grim init just had to turn it off midwank
>>220229303YEAH!!
>>220229311if its modern western slop yes
He’s sucking that ummy pop
the Portuguese lass at toil has become very clingy latelyshe heard my voice on the walkie talkie and immediately came to see me
>>220229284zesty ahh
>>220229371what job do you do with a walkie talkie?
now that you mention it this place probably is reeking of pakis and indians
>>220229311haven't watched porn for over a decade mejust another tool of ZOG innit
just realized 9-to-5 means 9 days a day 5 weeks a day a week 9 to days a 5 week a hours 9 days
I've arrived late and left early at pretty much every job I've had and it's never once been an issue
asked my bodybuilder mate what he does if he has cravings at night and he said “brush my teeth”
The Claudia Winkleman Show on FridaySNL UK on SaturdayJust can't wait
doing proofs
>>220229432Code for sucking cock
good porn ended in 20152008-2012 was the golden era>Alexis Texas>Remy Lacroix>Jada Stevens>Katja Kassin>Olivia O'Lovely
>>220229444I've got Claude code
>>220229432Do you get cravings?
>>220229455grow up
>>220229471prefer not to say
>>220229475only thing growing up is my cawk LMAO
>>220229479Alri tubby
haha Rorke
zoomlings refer to women as 'bro' and it is peak cringe
rorke caught lackin'
>>220229456erm
Next week's April Fools joke on 4chan is going to be the best one ever
>>220229432genuinely works because cbf to brush my teeth again afterwards so just don't eat
>>220229432the flouride goyim
>>220229387prison officer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AoNKGwBB74
>>220229542will never beat the stock market one
>>220229542going to be an EXCEPTIONALLY FUNNY "haha upload your picture UK safety law!" prank
Another grim weather Wednesday. You wonder when the good weather's coming
>>220229456Episode 1 >>>> Episode 2 >>>> Episode 3
Team Mouse vs. Team Parasite Which side are you on???
>>220229591What about Episode 4
>>220229549Nothing quite as sad as a fully grown adult reminiscing about their highschool days
my monthly expenditure:Apple Music - £11Claude Code - £18Mobile data - £19WiFi - £28Heating - ~£30Electric - ~£60Food - ~£400Rent and water - £1350
>>220229432bizarre question to ask
fed up of having to accept my neighbours parcels but fucking delivery drivers take it as a personal insult if you refuse to take a package for a neighbours
>>220229595play both sides, me
so how's 2026 going for you so far
>>220229615The turkey one with gravy is the best one
>>220229615holy runtthere's like 30 grams of sugar in this meal along with sneed oils and salt
>>220229615dis nigga flaunting he runt status
It's a spaki spamming on VPNs for 16 hours straight kind of day
>>220229650prohibited
>>220229650You can't.
>>220229619get rid of food and you could get a whole suite of AI to do stuff for you
bunions are the only thing that instantly turn me off a woman
>>220229657Get a job then
Just occurred to me that we literally benefit the most from NATO. America pays for most of it and Europe acts as a buffer for our defence. I don't know why we don't champion it and invest heavily and replace America if it wants to backout as the hegemonic power of NATO and use it to protect interests in the middle east.
>You can't.
reminder to do your civic duty and r*port the parasites posts
>>220229677What about cankles
>>220229685and where are these parasite posts?
>>220229657thats literally every single day, because all of you seem to think that you have to put up with it (you dont) r*port 3 of his posts this thread to make it harder for him to do this or just to flick his balls a bit and cause some pain. increase friction
leftypol being dragged to the dungeons of the dreadfort
we all had a vote and decided that Mousey is the worst poster. wasn't even close
>>220229657How do I know what posts are spaki's?>>220229685How do I know which posts are the parasite's?
six sevenn
janny cleaning up the parasite's posts
>>220229699You put the asterix in report because you know it's a banana offense you hypocrite.
>>220229728
just had my pothole filled in
Sir John Pork
Would you rather only eat for the rest of your life or only drink for the rest of your life?
my monthly expenditure:Apple Music - £11Claude Code - £18Coco Oil - £19Mobile data - £19WiFi - £28Heating - ~£30Fresh waves - £45Yams - £50Electric - ~£60Quorn - ~£400Clothes and shoes - £800Rent and water - £1350
>>220229684honestly mental how the media demonised this bloke for 'bullying' when he was actually correct the whole time and was later vindicated by a report on the matter
mousey backshots
when was the last time a girl sent you a wink emoji
>>220229682>>>/pol/
>banana offense
So comfy living in a cul de sac where all of my neighbours are at least 60 years old.All have pristine gardens so it looks really nice and there's no noise or the smell of weed lingering in the air.I dread the day that they start dying off and their fat children turn their houses into rentals.
>>220229810the last time a girl texted me, emojis weren't invented
>>220229791Probably because instead of trying to explain what the problem was he had an absolute meltdown tantrum over it
helo?
>>220229833And you're considered persona non grata for preferring this.
My monthly expenditure:Food - £200Water - £30Rent - FreeYankee Candles - £430Healing Crystals - £800Child Support Payments - £5
>>220229456Wow, she’s sexy!
>>220229810never.....
>>220229914Cheers
um
paki woman meltyyyy
>>220229927You're a wrongun
rorke
OCD
Love funny cartoons hahaha
Why does that guy keep being posted?Is it another melty
literally nobody cares
aye is that right rorke wee man?
>>220229927a japanese salaryman wasted a million yen trying to get this character
>>220230121see >>220230114
bit dead in here
no one:rorke: nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit
my mother's my sister
Me tink me gwan
hes destroyed himself
remember in cow and chicken when the parents were revealed to actually be just legs with no upper body
>>220230147I'm toiling in the toil mines
madeira is actually an alright place
>A Russian aviation blogger was killed in a fatal air defense error after his ultralight aircraft was mistaken for a Ukrainian drone and shot down
>>220230196miserable rock with no beaches
>>220230057fucks he thinking with that trim
rorke learning how to play mahjong
>>220230235brown?
>>220230246you've got the brown detector pointed the wrong way mate
>>220230273just admit youre brown
geese in Leeds was well good
>>220230303bizarre insinuation
kinda miss ramadan x
>>220230207deano my son
>>220230303admit?
>>220230363youre so pornsick youre wanking to ai generated trannies that look like children mate please turn off your computer for at least a week
always eat way too much at lunch then I can only have like 1 apple or 1 boiled egg for dinner fucking idiot I am
>>220230206kekbe a laugh if are noel got pinged as a drone on his way to moscow
>childrenuohh
gymskin
>>220230424imagine not turning you computer on for a week that must be mental
easily the best microgimmick this year so far
>>220230424>that look like children>it's an obviously adult woman that just doesn't look like a man or a bimboprojecting nonce
>>220230425what's wrong with thisdinner is a retarded meal for fatties anyway
>>220230476kek. fair play stretched arsemong you have a fine gimmick
>>220230491Because I have bought food that I’m supposed to have for dinner then it ends up going to waste
Having a Monster Energy start the day off right team
>>220230476
>Piers Morgan Abruptly Ends Tense Interview with Manosphere Influencer After He Links the Host to Jeffrey Epsteinhe's done him
>>220230531
it's a nice day why not get outside for a bit
catberg screaming his fucking head off
So windy today team worried it will knock the windows out of my bedroom walls
>>220230570dementia
KYAAAAAAAAA~!!!!! my 2 biggest inspirations in the entire universe... ANO-SENPAI and MIYAZAKI-SAMA together like this... my heart is literally going doki doki so hard it's about to explode into a million sparkling chibi hearts!!!
>I know he likes doughnuts
any grim man of pooey life in
>>220229737cry about it more like you already did
>>220230531how do you shag him? he hasn't got any holes
>>220230529i love you so much
just fingered stretch armstrong in leeds corn exchange
found employed man: https://youtu.be/U2D4wUF1EKQ?t=5956
big fan of dogs but a small dog is basically a cat. anything smaller than a spaniel isn't worth having, except maybe a sausage dog if you live in the countryside
business idea: stealth camping channel but fucking instead of camping
>>220230663>freak>penis cut off >committed suicide its them
>>220230676rorke watching with a smile on his faceleftypol huffing and puffing as the gif isnt scientifically accurate
>>220230676you've got no fucking idea what youre up against
>>220230561gonna hang about that spot in london so i can run with her next time
bit windy today
>>220230476screaming
canadian milfs
>>220230747that chest is flat by the way but its fine because she can still produce maple syrup in them tits if she gets fertilized
>>220230561tiny frame she'd be mad aerodynamic if you tossed her like a javelin
>>220230747female breasts
*guy who easily confuses medical words*i can't sit down because i've got a haemorrhoid
>>220230663rorke's been saying that the jonestown mass suicide was only possible because the victims were all black but here they're almost all white and they offed themselves too
>>220230777
hate the wind me hope its not windy every single day in summer again for no reason
aaaaaaaaa I need a gf
>>220230801milk
>>220230817alri balding lad
>>220230823
>>220230833fuck you
You know when people say "give my love to them" or "say hello from me" do you ever actually pass on that message or do you just see it as a platitude?
need gf
>>220230801Wonder if theres frogs in there
>>220230933you're supposed to yes
I'm going to sing Cher Lloyd by Cher Lloyd
Ten times Peter Molyneux shagged me mum
>>220230954
>>220230954one in the middle of the pic, cant you see?
>>220230793it was MKUltra training on someone whos dad and girl friend died
dire thread
>gym 3 days a week>switch to whole milk>protein and creatine It's that easy. After two months I already look less shit
>>220230985link one where her boobs look like this but with no shirt on desu?
the /brit/station
idea: suicide goonpods where you wank yourself to deathasking for 500k for 15% of my business
>>220230793bit of a difference in scale between 39 and 900+ people
>>220230998Great band
>>220231051thanks, Canada
for me, it's 3, 1, 2, 4
Monster energy and rustlers burger to start the day off. The burger was a new peppercorn flavour one I liked it never had peppercorn sauce before
>>220231118>Monster energy and rustlers burger to start the day off.this is what actual women do
>>220231126kek this
*looks at the url bar*odd, doesnt seem to say twitter
>>220231118I love you
never once heard of an actual woman eating a rustlers. don't think their bodies are capable of it
>>220231008>creatinealri baldy
trannichrist waking up at 2PM and eating a microwave burger for breakfast actual women not doing that not even dykes
>>220231118extremely runtish scran. sort your mong life out
duotrigordle while i pretend to WFH
>>220231150thiswomen simply don't have the capacity to stomach shite like that
gagging for a wankgagging for a beerneed an ale and a coom asap
rorke eating creatinine and going to the gym 3 times a day for 3 months to start seeing improvements
What do "actual" women eat then?
women be eating cherry tomatos and shit
>>220231197leftypol making tiktoks about how it's okay to be fat
>>220231026doing a zoom call with my professor on the main monitor while a different blacked video plays on each of the others
>>2202311502bh now that I think about it I don't think I've ever seen a woman drinking Monster energy drinks
Catberg’s canines jut out He looks like a vampire or Godzilla
>>220231198this dih
>>220231198not microwave rustler burgers. may as well be eating snickers for who theyre marketed towards
Shouldn't you know what women eat?
>>220231198women love easy carbstoast, cereal, pasta
>>220231226creamy snickers are peng
>>220231228Hairlinemogs me tb h
I am not a man
mr yorkie bar makes an acceptation for employed woman
>>220231217goth ones sometimes
>>220231257your willy says otherwise
trannichrist: "women wake up at 2PM to blog about daily slop and dont use grammar women are so silly and dont use grammar in their sentences in dainty"
>>220231217there used to be a subculture of tiktok zoomoids that would collect them but it was more for the collecting than the drinking
>>220231262they changed these I think
Execs are such retards at work sometimes. Read the fucking email bro
Is shisha bad for you??
>>220231228hes turning into the titular Whale from The Whale
>>220231257didn't you say you wished you were a woman you freak
>>220231284yeah its like 20 million cigarettes per session
>go for a lie down>gfberg follows me and starts listing the restaurants she wants to try this weekOh my fucking days love
Funny how you walk past a shisha bar and it's 50% brown men and 50% white women. Same with those 'dessert bars' that offer a nice halal alternative to alcohol-based nightlife in town centres. Why are white women so drawn to the brown man's watering holes?
the antiques rorke show
Might I request ignoring the tranny
>>220231264True
That slag looks hideous is it another schizo obsession?
>>220231314>crispin blunt>cannabisdoubting the validity of this article
>>220231315hehe
>>220231314>C.Bluntscrim
>>220231314fucking rough 65, he looks about 90all the crytal meth I reckon
>>220231299What if u get one without tobacco
I got beef with mouseySee him in my ends imma wet him upChef him up
normous...dixie normous
>>220231379idk
can someone please bump this thread on >>>/a/286965061 for me?I proved someone wrong after he rudely replied to me but now he is ignoring me and its on page 9. I need him to see the post and acknowledge I was right thank you.
duotrigordle molested
>>220231400got it boss*doesnt*
>>220231390What DO you fucking know then
dire
>>220231400get a life nigga
>>220231290She looks Polish
she got juiced up oh wellshe got slapped up oh well
VenusaurCharizardSnorlaxAmpharosJynxLugiaThe dream team
*starts gay pornily shadow boxing*
>>220231314Bumder is he?
thank you to those who bumped the thread x
>>220231442You that short mong in the mental ward?
>>220231439No psychic or ghost. Oh dear
how many actual virgins are ITT
get the pones posted
I literally have a crush on Employed Woman
>>220231456Anything for a fellow denizen of /brit/ mate*grabs your face and stares into your eyes for an uncomfortably long time *Anything
>>220231477Jynx can use both moves
>>220231482never had sex or been on a date or touched a breast or exchanged text messages with a woman or been in the same room as a woman just me and her or had a conversation with a woman but I'm only 32 so there's still plenty of time for me to do all these things you see I'm a late bloomer that's all
Just closed 8 tabs I had of old /Brit/ threads
>>220231477two psychics there bruv
>>220231490ask her out you freak
>>220231500late bloomer? nigga you ain't even tiger bread
>>220231500this is the dream
>>220231490funny, because he'd literally crush you if he sat on you
>>220231456You've been done now, eh, haven't you? Eh?Hubris
nothing comparesnothing compares, poo you
>>220231519the trim
love when you ask someone if they have a lighter and they tell you they don’t smoke. Didn’t fucking ask if you smoked, a simple “no” would’ve been fine you bald cunt.
Rorke sat on the bus, in the front spakka seat right behind the driver, Skull Candy earphones in tapping his feet along to Boy in a Band - Don’t Stay in School
>>220231555>Boy in a Banddidn't he end up being a nonce?
>>220231537I don't deserve this. I was right! I was in the right the whole time. Even my special image that I made proved I was right!
>>220231535She’s a woman you grim freak I’m much bigger and stronger than her
>>220231519barbers should be obliged to tell you this haircut doesn't work if you're fat or a pinhead
>>220231553Maybe have the correct paraphernalia for your degenerate habit rather than bothering normal people like the odious little tramp you are
right well thats bradsee walsh
right
moderator?
>>220231553How low of an IQ do you have to have to smoke in 2026, you're basically taught from birth the objective fact you're going to be some cancer riddled golem if you smoke and people still choose to
>>220231579right or wrong, you deserve this
>>220231555i don't like that seat because i can see my reflection in the back of the driver's cockpit
fucks sake
>>220231593sent that lighter begging tramp into orbit
>>220231604gbtr (im not a mod or a janny)
rorke scoffing as he throws his plastic bottle into the regular bin
>>220231537Nasty little snitch you
>>220231607neekiest post in ages
>>220231576Yeah that’s when rorke got into him>>220231615Bet you’d prefer to polish his cock head so you can see your reflection in that wouldn’t you
leftypol watching comic relief and crying when they show the little black kids with flies on their faces. doesn't donate though.
>>220231627rorke is putting a plastic bottle in the regular bin for every 2 bottles recycled until billionaires stop literring the planet
>>220231669Mumberg sends 100 quid to that every year when it’s on TV
off my face on heroin
>>220231669Rorke rolling his eyes and waiting for Peter Kay to do a sketch
>>220231688why are mumbergs like this?
rorkeopolos
>>220231693based
>>220231695They’re just very empathetic bless them. She’s got like 10 direct debits to random charities whose ads made her cry
>>220226988NEW
hang about, that's not the bloody new! that's bradse walsh!
that's not the new
diego is watching
launch a ground attack on Tazmania
be careful guys, that isn't the new thread. it goes to a nasty image
cor benig in Afghanistan picking up lots of poppy straw every day and doing pushups and shooting gooks
DRONE POV IN CANTERBURY
Leftyrorke putting on Swans at the party and standing with a smug expression on his face the whole time
i imagine it would be painful to stretch your bum hole that much
I would boil the poppy heads to make tea but obviously get some product to try make heroin for a few years. if Tazmania was invaded, all of the lime slate and ammonium chloride would be there, and women are in the army nowadays and I could get their nail polish remover
>>220231798*through tears*THEN PLEASE LET ME GO AND DONT DO IT
NEW>>220231833>>220231833>>220231833
desu if I fought in the desert I would fill 4 walls up with sand and sleep in it. or be like that white Jew that wore striped pajamas for ages doing whatever (something related to war). I would put iodine in the sand im sleeping in and see if it raised my IQ
>>220230594Here's a photo of them from about a year ago I believe.I see that they changed the door lantern there.Miyazaki seemed to wear working shoes at that point, but as one can see, he didn't tie one of the laces (probably back issues), so he switched to what seems like laceless sneakers.He still maintains a consistent fashion sense of sorts. Those aprons look very USSR in terms of design, making me wonder, how old they are.Anno on the other hand, seems to wear the same clothes with the exception of the pants which might be just a color variation of the same model. I guess he's far more picky about clothing (autism probably).I also wonder, did Miyzakai shave in relation to the context of the Oscars. I mean, he didn't lose his head over the award ceremony, but he still responded moderately positively about winning the award. Either that, or more likely, the notion that he finished The Boy and the Heron while still being able to stand. He probably considers this a new phase of his life.
