LOL THE KIDS CANT READ IN TIME BLESS EM

Mad how every time a monarch and a PM share a name, one of them dies

George Canning & King George IV - Canning died after 119 days
William Lamb & King William IV - King William died after 2 years
Liz Truss & Queen Elizabeth II - Queen Elizabeth died after 1 day

>>220231850
Looks like Elton got dressed in the morning

desu imagine being in the deserve in a reserve hospital for if the army hospital gets suicide bombed as a surgeon and taking meth

least incoherent mousenonce post

>>220231876
boohoo nigga

>>220231850
>Yes we're a gay couple
>Its REALLY important we have just sons ok?
Same as tom daily and his "husband"

>>220231860
not really that mad
given a monarch reigns for life it's not surprising they would eventually have a PM who shares their name

>Ex-Google boss confirmed as new BBC director general
oh my days get ready for bbc premium just 14.99 a month

>>220231899
Are you seriously suggesting all gay men are pedos

>>220231876
Morning Mousey, how are you?

Pawtucket Patriot Ale
Which is what Peter drinks

The Queen dying on Truss's first day as PM was insane though

oh my gays bruv

>>220231920
Yer mams already a subscriber

they use talc in (buprenorphine) so that you cant inject it and desu J&J sold both talc and opioids, they really got shafted by COVID -19 in the same way that Facebook had to pay for the war in Ukraine. the UK should invade Tazmania in a ground war, bullet casings and smoke in their is good for poppies (which J&J grows there). I remind you all that a war IS going on right now so if people are going to war then we should too. we should invade or bomb Finland or Sweden (whatever it is) that is south of the UK too because I hate the EU

Sick of hearing about the monarchy

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>>220231944

>>220231945
Ghost of Alan Turing frantically trying to decrypt this post

rorke throwing shit at the walls over the new archbishop

only real aging millennials will remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxY5fDn5sjQ

mousey off his meds

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This is unironically the girl I lost my virginity to, then and now. We were both wannabe indie kids obsessed with You Me At Six but don't think either of us were fully invested in the whole "Indie" image. Met through twitter of all places

She was way too sweet and innocent for me, even back then.

Still would.

>>220231980
rorke isn't a christcuck so he doesn't care

I hate war

>>220231980
It is amazing from an outside perspective to see an ancient institution like the Church of England fully buy into gay wokery

>>220232003
strange gimmick

>>220232023
they need new people

>>220232003
seems cute and nice

bit rum posting her pics here mind you

>>220232023
400 years is ancient to yanks i suppose

+1 to my postscount

weird motherfucker posting a full album of the girl he lost his v card to

you may not track your "postscount"

>>220232049
+2 to my postscount

>>220232043
>The Church of England considers 597 the start of its formal history

no peters no dragons no counting posts

>>220231923
yeah

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Today .. It`s

Meisho Doto`s

30th birth Day !!

>>220232088
You’re insane

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tfw no latex gf

>>220232098
be it's glue day soon

war

>>220232003
qt but what could possibly have motivated you to post this

>>220232144
Mousey what music do you like?

>>220232032
>>220232050
>>220232036
>>220232145
just reminiscing... who cares? it's not that deep you absolute melons

little parasite just constantly flying around mousey's head like a bird just fucking tweeting away

dickbone up the the sharty

>>220232144
operation, actually

6.8 inches. Uncircumcised. White.

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>>220232288

>>220232109
gay men loving young boys has been common knowledge and freely admitted by gays since antiquity. finding countless examples of men lusting after teenage boys (if not younger) is trivial. the very concept of a "twink" is a man that looks like a child, and is extremely desireable to gays

>>220231993
I remember hearing about that but I never watched it. I remember this though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI

>>220232215
Do you have her phone number?

was the moral of david and goliath that you should aim for the weak spot if you want to kill someone?

>>220232308
moral is you can fuck cunts up with a sling and a rock

>>220232194
What? What am I looking at. a plane but what's the point, the seats are weird?

>>220232288
ktim

>>220232110
Think I'd be the happiest man in the world if I had a mrs into this stuff

>>220232003
women absolutely love it when their former lovers post their photos on notorious incel websites

>>220232308
a technological advantage far outweighs brute strength

>>220232288
posted it again award

>>220232003
FONT

>>220232288
What else has been up your arse today?

My girlfriend Padme Amidala died in a choking accident 20 years ago. She's dead and gone. Nabu's her favourite place. I'm gonna build her a senate.
You don't have be a sith to be an Earth Rocker. Admiral Piett is an Earth Rocker.

My other best friend Sheev Palpatine is building a death star again. He's back at the drawing board for his second time. Good luck with that one. Sick of the bullshit. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore, cause I hate every motherfucker, I don't care what they're up to. Twenty years I wasted, sippin on bacta at the tank, chit-chatting with fucking nobodies. Now I stay in the meditation chamber, like a fucking hermit. I'm not gonna take any shit from anybody

I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank god Ahsoka wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass cut off. She would have wound up with a clone squad and then probably got a train run on her. She was a good friend.

I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on!

Payback's a bitch motherfucker.

hint: if the first line of your 5-paragraph post tells me it's a joke post, I won't be continuing

+2 to my replies count

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Africans are singing loud african music because that's what Christianity is now, Africans singing

That's literally all it is. Black people making noises

Had to turn the news off

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>>220232344
yeah...

>>220232300
I think I do actually, have used an iphone the whole time and never had a reason to delete

>>220232368
this was legitimately over 10 years ago now lad. no one in /brit/ has the ability or motivation to do anything with what I've posted, lets be honest here

>>220232483
heretical church anyway

NEVER HAD SEX OR A GIRLFRIEND
NEVER KISSED A GIRL
NEVER HELD HANDS

far too many posts!

>>220232441
Yeah that's great. What's your opinion on the STALKER video game series?

about to cum, AMA

get the uma streamed

>>220232288
rorke's shopping list

>tfw never actually did any normal teen stuff like losing my virginity or having a girlfriend and have no girls who I could even look up to see where they are today

Wonder how many of others in here didn't either? Worst part is I'm really not sure why or what I was doing instead of it

>>220232483
christianity is transcultural thoughtbeit
probably its biggest strength
what's bad is they're doing it in a british anglican church in england

>>220232694
err yeah ktim
>I'm really not sure why or what I was doing instead of it
mostly looking at things on the internet and playing games for me

>>220232707
Yeah I hope blacks come up with their own religion so we don't need to cater to them

>>220232483
got that shit on

>>220232767
they did
it's called pentecostal christianity

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only about a year left until BOUGAINVILLE becomes an independent country
are we excited?

>>220232483
Now she's sat down and they've got blacks all around

>>220232767
we didn't exactly come up with christianity ourselves either

>>220232368
who cares she's some disgusting whore

His Eminence
Sir John Kemp
Cardinal, Archbishop of Canterbury
Primate of All England

>>220232863
SCREAMING

>>220231993
you burnt shit gayface

>>220232857
never once felt pussy walls in your life have you lad

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>>220232694
>not sure why or what I was doing instead [of normal teen interactions with girls]

For me I think I got tired of 'putting myself out there' only for nothing to happen. Like I had no positive interactions with girls during the times when I bothered to go out with my friends. There's only so many times you can stand about feeling like a spare prick before you decide that going out in the first place isn't worth your time.

I'd see other lads, my 'mates', having positive experiences with girls and see that it wasn't happening for me and feel down on myself. I couldn't see how I could get from where I was to where they were. Going out again and again ended up feeling like a waste of time and eventually I would be going out already carrying this negative mindset that nothing good would happen for me and it became a self-fulfilling prophecy. In the end I just stopped going out, stopped socialising, because I had decided that it wasn't right for me. What I was putting out there wasn't being well received so why bother?

sir gay alien

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Which one should the Army adopt?

>>220231993
mad how he's the worm in smiling friends now

chinese food raping my organs again

sticking a malterser in my foreskin

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>>220232928

mad how gays have pooey bum sex today with their big christmas logs in their colon

>>220232947
hk or the kac

>>220232921
6"4
On £85k a yea
Own my own home
Have a constant rotating harem of two to three whores

and you, incel?

Hi lads I know you're all pipe experts here. I'm wondering whether my water pipes will freeze over and then bloody explode like in a Michael Bay film if I don't use any heating while it's 0 degrees for a few hours tonight. A few hours at freezing temperature is ok right?

>>220233008
ask yer ma #donehim #done

>>220232023
It's never been a solely religious institution, and now it isn't even nationalistic or patriotic either

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>>220232863

I hate to admit it but I quite like the Mighty Boosh

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>>220233019
it's over mate

>>220233019
not sure as i dont live in a grim arctic niggerhole

>>220233008
5"6
on 17k a year
live with my mum in a smelly council flat
never touched a female who's not a relative in my life
also have a 4 inch todger

>>220232863
love the n word, me
big fan of the starmer sir nigger bastard image, myself

>>220233019
Modern heating systems all have a "frost protection" mode where the heating is functionally off except if the temp drops below a pre-selected floor temp it will turn on... so your pipes don't freeze.

I have mine set to the comically low 5°C frost protection but even then it has never kicked in. Why has it never kicked in? Because even if it's below 5C outside the flat right now, even with the heating off it will take way, way, WAY longer than 1 night for the internal temp to drop that low (assuming all your windows are shut).

>>220232694
Me
I lost my virginity 4 months ago to an escort and I'm 29

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>>220233035
>It's never been a solely religious institution
curious what you mean by this

>>220231850
how tf is this allowed

>>220232996
I'd like the KAC too

>>220233097
He’s Elton John, he does as he pleases

>>220233083
you kept that one quiet

and i know its gonna be a rong rong time

you don't get hangars with new clothes anymore do you

he knows his pipes

wonder what my corn snake thinks of me

just saw an order I did 10 years ago was £22 for 2.5kg whey
Same brand today £23 for 1kg
Lmfao

I'm a 36 year old virgin

>>220233165
woman moment

>>220233170
yous be millionaire right now had you invested it all in what would now be out of date expired whey

mad how i don't know anything about the world
when do people learn about how to maintain pipes

>>220233176
have you no love in your heart?

>>220233145
cozzie lives n that

>>220233205
not going to answer that, Australia

>>220233223
*gives you one last solemn kiss on the forehead before disappearing from your life forever*

>>220233242
true :(

>>220233076
Cheers mate. I don't know if I have frost protection. You sound like you know what you're talking about so I'll take your word for it. I won't sue you if it all goes tits-up though, I rent so it's not my property anyway and I've been a good renting boy for many years now so landlordberg will probably accept it and move on if the pipes do blow up.

he's too little to be by himself

some hard builder put his head out the window and shouted abuse at me after I beeped him when he didn’t go at a roundabout

Anyone know if tinned chicken curries from sainsburys, tesco even M&S etc are any good? Worth having in as cupboard fillers for emergencies?

>>220233266
Even without it you'll be absolutely fine lad. Unless you've got a fireplace in every room and all the windows open it will take a long, long time for the internal temp to get anywhere near zero.

>>220233308
I kept a Tesco jalfrezi one in the cupboard for a long time and it's shite. Had it with one of those 2 min microwave rice bags and it was fucking shite.

Better off with a tin of beans honestly.

any spineless worms in?

>>220233375
A loathsome rat, myself

On the hook to deliver a massive project at toil by June that the whole company (3k people) will have eyes on, the CEO sees as a prize project, and will also end up in the public domain via a decent amount of media reporting. It's already so far behind and the next few months will be dire, and it's very likely doomed to fail, because I've been given such a hospital pass with it and there's like no chance it's gonna happen. This is usually a project that would be handled at head of or director level not a rank and file, and my guess is many of them are washing their hands of it so II can take the blame.
Got a job interview at a rival firm next week. Need to get it to save my career really haha. Would be so funny if I fucked them now, too.

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>really clicked with a girl last week
>she invited me into her flat last night
>in her kitchen
>asked her where her air fryer was so I could make a snack
>"I don't have one"
>oh
>waddled out of there without saying goodbye

we're leaving hoodrats in 2025 lads

>>220233347
Great insight that is appreciated

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>>220231833
get the seals washed

>>220233410
good lad

Feels like we need to reinvigorate this general. Shall we do some introductions?

Hi all, I'm Alex! I'm a Hung & Horny Irish Alpha. My hobbies include the gym, cucking, fucking & breeding fit lads!

>>220233394
Good luck to you with whatever happens mate

>>220233418
It's a shame really since there's obviously a demand for a tinned curry that isn't terrible but the supermarket own brand ones most certainly are not it. The chicken was like dog food chicken if that makes sense.

crakkkas love they air fryers

well that's the last time the lass rims me...
finally got her to do it last night after a few drinks
she was sucking my balls and pushed her head down while spreading my legs
problem is i came so i hard i ended up squirting a tiny droplet of ass juice in her mouth
she ran to the bathroom and we haven't talked about it since

>>220233347
Perhaps you left it too long

>>220233428
This lad looks like he'd cook up real nice in a pan as is. Shallow fry, turn occasionally until golden brown.

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>>220233441

>>220233375
*raises skinny claws

>>220233478
Nah it comes cooked, you could eat it out the tin (if you were insane). I only had it in the microwave like 3 mins to put some heat in it. But it wasn't good.

>>220233428
thought it was real and got freaked out when picked it up

>>220233481
Polar bears use the internet?

>>220233308
M&S tinned curry is fab

My brother is my best friend but we don’t have any pictures together

>>220233451
>>220233418
>>220233347
Of a similar nature I keep Sharwoods sweet & sour sauce in jars on hand and then just toss birds eye chicken dippers in the air fryer for 9 mins. Much better emergency chicken cran than a tinned curry.

>>220233506
You microwaved a tin? You idiot

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this is where I post from

>>220233308
>Worth having in as cupboard fillers for emergencies?
HELP HELP I NEED PAKI SLOP MADE MY ROMANIANS IN SWINDON NOOOWWWWW

>>220233428
need that job

Praise the lord

>>220233581
kill the cameraman

>>220233472
Love it when my mrs gives me an unexpected throatpie. I'll be about to cum and she'll jump off my cock, take the whole thing deep down her gullet and let me hose down her insides from the top. Jesus christ it makes me seize up it's that good.

dips were a bit difficult today but we got through it

>>220233484
psc

>>220233441
excuse me there's only room for one Alex here and it's not you

>>220233472
What did she expect i mean come on an arse is for pooing first and foremosf

>>220233611
me when im training for the big hummus eating contest

>>220233679
s

>>220233679
good one Holden, more of the same going forward pls

biz idea: nice freshly baked bread

Where did it all go wrong eh?

hi i’m a based and redpilled alpha male

These sunny spring evenings have got me lusting for a gay porn burger all of a sudden. It's that time of year we can look forward to summer foods again.

>>220233717
i bought some flower and yeast to do this but can never be bothered i's just been sat in my cupboard for months

leftypol telling Rorke to try out the slackline at the park.

>>220233441
Hi Alex! I'm Flynn, a Small and Breedable English Boyhole.

>>220233717
let me 10x your company. Start slicing the bread

>>220233750
what’s a gay porn burger, precious?
what’s a gay porn burger eh?

>>220233754
what's the deal with those slackline mongs
never seen any of them do anything impressive
just looks like a ballache
if its a nice enough day to go to the park and do that shite then just take a football or a frisbee ffs

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can't decide which colour

they'll be for work mostly. i have similar shoes to the one on the right already

>>220233846
A Don doesn't wear shorts

>>220233846
shit gimmick

>>220233827
wonder what happened to put her in this endless state of arrested development

>>220233846
>they'll be for work mostly
Gay porn gigolo at the golf club?

>>220233866
one good shag would take her out of it as well that's the sad part

Flying drones around to catch people masturbating

>>220233873
specialist retail

me? listening to coldplay because i am WHITE

>>220233866
I think her problem is that she wasn't raped enough

>>220233866
something happened around the time they moved into bones manor after which ruby became the little neek she is and martha went full goth

get the fit slaggy marfas posted

>>220233866
>>220233925
you people actually care about this shit don't you fucking hell

>>220233916
>>220233925
On the other hand, big marfs was raped too much
Parenthood is all about balance

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My fucking nephew pulled the handbrake while I was driving him we was doing around 35 mph the whole car jolted dunno if the car is fucked yet or not

And the latest from Gossip Guy?

>>220233972
once opened the passenger door for fun while dadberg was driving and he was unbelievably angry

>>220233972
Ever shag him up the arse?

>>220234005
I did this a fell out of a moving car

>>220233866
she was clearly made to be a handmaiden/house wife/nun but the woke won't allow it

gossip goy

Rorke being hauled before an all-female jury for his crimes and receiving a guilty verdict due to his "ick factor"

brushed my cat's teeth earlier, with a cat/dog toothbrush and appropriate pet toothpaste. his breath was getting bad and he keeps breathing right in my face so enough was enough

haven't even brushed my own teeth yet

>>220234110
netflix adapation of the stranger

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>brushed my cat's teeth earlier

right well that's a succulent brown fannois isn't it

>>220233581
me the runt outside trying to get in

Y'all love Jesus?

so many cringe moments in my life wish I could wipe it from my memory

>>220234189
no I'm not gay jesus wouldn't like that

>>220233972
Your fault for letting your nephew sit in the front seat

>>220234189
never met the guy

>>220233727
Probably when you started posting here

Why do I need to do 3 captchas on my computer but only 1 on the phone?

>>220234197
I think that's what alcohol is for

>>220234131
it lush

>>220234189
seems like he was a nice chap

>>220234197
The mental pain is necessary in order to stop you from doing that stupid shit again in the future

yeah they say what will be will be
but now I'm lonely and miss your tits

>>220234220
Computer posters are nothing but trouble

Don't give up

You were all doing so well

>>220234220
you are probably using a browser with anti-tracking features enabled

love obsessively picking the skin around my nails until it bleeds and hurts for days
love being in constant pain and having revolting scabby bleeding fingertips

>>220234220
was just thinking this. i switched computer and i'm back to doing 3 hard captchas

doesn't 4chan use IP ?

>>220234220
wtf its the opposite for me

Please continue :)

We love the black pudding, don't we folks?

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memes used to be better

>>220234331
rorke's da loves this one

Seethe

Fucking hell
That fart literally smelled like rotting eggs

>>220234375
always thought it was rotten eggs not rotting eggs lol

How do I become a Freemason?

>>220234380
have to pay an entry free

>>220234375
GCHQ on the case :)

>>220234396
lulz

>>220234396
Very true

>>220234396
lightbulb over rorkes head

https://youtu.be/qz35E9HyevA?si=BvYgUOR5lTaeURjt

based Leeds

Did that light flicker?

>>220234474
grease*

>>220234477
Um yeah thought I saw that too, might have been a big pigeon flying past the window though

gig in 2 hours
nervous lads
x

>>220234519
you'll be alright once you get on and start playing

>>220234474
Why are they so into this very boring music

Yes, it's over

Ignore your little toys, goodbye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4VlA_9OrI

looking to the sky and enjoy the life

policy idea: NEETs to do free childcare for working single mums

might eat some eyren. or “eggs”, as the woke would say

whats something good to add to my omelette later?

Look up to the sky and seeeee

>>220234600
okay can I choose the gender

Then so be it

"The die is cast", as you all might say

>>220234574
get them blacked

>>220234612
eggs

>>220234612
eyren mate

>>220234605
>>220234612
brit egg hivemind

Geese are unironically good
Long Island City Here I come in Manchester went hard

>>220234626
no but you are since you dont work you become a grandma to society so you're entitled to fight stuff out with the mother much as a real grandmother or mother in law would do

>>220234678
eyren*

>>220234683
Okay why's their music boring and shit then?

does iran still make gay guys trannies since it's more gender conformist than being gay

>>220234717
Yeah think so

>>220234717
reckon this is was made up by the CIA

>>220234396
i love my little kitty cat

>>220234748
Yeah we know you do cos for some bizarre reason you think Iran's a paradise

>>220234717
isnt that what leftypol does

Booze run done. I swear someone judged me in Home Bargains earlier

>>220234683
>Long Island City Here I come in Manchester went hard
just watched it
it was wank

>>220233827
Ruby forcing my head down to eat her juicy pussy.

hate myself so much for wasting my life and potential

>>220234574
Like a clown car called the gimpmobile or something haha and they're just keep coming much like a clown car

reckon Shakespeare wouldn't have been so popular if he didn't have that name. Nobody would be showing up to the latest play from William Jones
Same goes for Wordsworth as well ofc

>>220234809
kahtim

>>220234809
bart funyn

>>220234825
byron had a cool name too and benefited from being a renowned shagger to the extent that it overshadowed his mid writing

>>220234809
Bart on those white mitsubishis at 3am in some deserted industrial estate

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Rediscovering the Kasabian

Gaybo Niguals

>>220234777
i wouldn’t say a paradise but it’s obvious the west lies about it, like it does with all its geopolitical rivals. the forced tranny thing could be true, but in my experience things like this usually aren’t

>>220234825
as the saying goes the man becometh the name

>>220234858
mad how they kicked the singer out but still sound exactly the same

>>220234825
well, he didn't write the plays
they were written by Christopher Marlowe then given to him for him to put on while Marlowe faked his death to escape trial
note that Marlowe had a boring name

if you put a bet on Morocco winning that African football tournament, could you now claim your winnings?

>>220234866
>but in my experience
experience of what

NEW
>>220226988
>>220226988

>>220234748
>>220234866
yeh yeh west bad give it a rest

Are you ready to go on a mission.

>>220234871
Lmao in fact I didnt even notice it

>>220234881
this is just something that people say to sound clever without having to actually engage in conversation about shakespeare

>>220234883
yeah

>>220234887
screaming

>>220234884
looking into unsavoury things the west claims about its approved enemies

>>220234887
right well that's a man ripping open his anus to expose an image of a cackling bradley walsh
not the new

>>220234871
didnt know the Italian sounding name guy wasn't the lead vocalist all along 2bh

>>220234936
like what

>>220234906
cool. i didn't have a bet

poo
>>220234968
>>220234968
>>220234968

>>220234954
uigher genocide would be an example