St John's gardens edition
any old memegods in
>>220234994yh...
>>220234994fuck yeah
>>220235007how so
taking a weekend break by getting on a train to some part of the country you've never been to before and finding out it all looks generally the same
In 2003 a man in the United States was caught committing financial fraudWhen questioned it was discovered that he believed he had been 'contacted' by 'angels' and was merely acting to carry out their will, walking away with around three hundred thousand in cash
>>220235045scotland looks and feels different from the rest of the uk
>>220235056the opening paragraph to diego's autobiography
>>220235071i've been to Glasgow it looks the same
I suggest you all look up RIPA 2000
trash garbagetwo great words
>mong at work is convinced I've made a mistake>figured out in 5 minutes that he just fucked up his branch on github>manager with decades of experience basically told him the same thing>refuses to listen to either of us and keeps telling me to fix itGod I hate working with retards
rorke
>>220235071No it doesn't. It looks very similar to Cumbria, Northumberland, and County Durham.
>>220235099stop whinging and fix it
>>220235086>>220235102i dunno. i’ve only been once and it felt different. i was in moray. the big cities are probably the same
>>220235031Same as any commiemong he just chooses to believe pro-commie propaganda basically
2 weeks off the booze so boredom and restlessness setting in. need a reason to not booze
when you see a kid with a hyphenated last name you know he got a crazy ass home life
>>220235148>i dunnotrue
Crimes carrying a potential prosecution of up to and including 6 months or more are reasonable grounds within the UK for a surveillance warrant to be signed if it is to be found in the interests of national security
love a caffeinated wank your cock just feels better, the pleasure is more intense
Why do we pretend to care about them?
never personally known anyone with the last name smith although it's supposed to be the most common
one man's trash is another man's treasure
>>220235193Did you get lost mate
uh oh Zuckerbros we are so cooked......
locked the missus up in a chastity belt
had my daily ration of biscuits this morning so i cant have them now. tragic
I do not care what some literal yokel who works in a mental health ward thinks of the delusions of a mentally ill manLet us all pretend during the next review (tomorrow) none of this has been said
>>220235221more minor fines is it?
>>220235056Reads like one of those ESL-AI reddit slop titles
>>220235045ktim in manchester right nowoh it grim it grim and northern
>>220235150that’s what you do. except instead of commie, it’s western
>>220235268Saw it on Facebook actuallyIn 2021
any woke chuds in
>>220235284Nah
islands are good because they're little worlds of their ownnot so much anymore in the case of britain
>>220235151Just go on a long walk, at least 1.5 hours
>>220235231That's what Ruby Granger would do to me.
Harry had more chemistry with a waitress in the fifth movie than with ginny throughout all the movies
my head been hurting since yeasterday
oh look i am instantly on the beers after finishing work again
I am not woke, I am AWAKE.
Yes, you're actually an unfunny retard who thinks shitting on your own patients fortunes is somehow worthwhile, whilst spending time on a site populated by paedophiles and outright losers Perhaps we should re-evaluate things?
>>220235323anytime i go on a walk that long i see too many of them and want to booze more
The Booze is goodThe Booze is right
>>220235297You can tell who's clueless about what the internet is in the age of slop (even pre-AI) because they're all rushing to post their hot takes and pass solomonic judgement in the comments as if their opinion on a repost of clickbait matters at all, rather than view it all as baited engagement for algorithmic purposes
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>>220235360too many of what?
i'm interested in japan but i don't like anime
>>220235382you know whos
Iran has cucked the whole planetOilfreaks will suffer
saw a very pale skinned Hispanic girl come by my house yesterday in a bikini with her ass cheeks showing and haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. thought i was gay..
got an itchy eye
>>220235393well i dont hence the question
>>220235376If memory serves, I also saw a video of translucent paste which can conduct currents and wafer thin camera lenses that could be applied to surfaces
>>220235388I'm interested in their chebs
the world cup song is really really bad
https://youtu.be/mayWU4HFGKk
>unagi? UNAGAthis is my recent autistic vocal stim
odd how an entire generation of yanks became endeared to Britain based entierly upon Dr Who, BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter
18 hours since I last had opioids/opiates. Feel ok but the cravings are insane.
The CMA 1990 (Computer Misuse Act) carries a maximum punishable sentence of 10 years
>>220235434why do world cups have songs anyway
>>220235477how did it get to this point
why would anyone want to be a pureblood in harry potter if you can just magically seduce any muggle you want and the offspring will just as potent in magic as yourealistically wizards would've just outbred muggles ages ago this way
>>220235477Wish i had some too. It not right.
>>220235482i know i see a warning about this every time i log in to work
>>220235457British culture keeps us powerful and relevant.
>>220235418don't reply to him he's pretending to be me
crazy how it all just went to shit so quickly
https://youtu.be/WOLLtSFujaA
>>220235497it's called the one drop rule
>>220235424Japs only have big chebs because they are descended from Papuan island negritos
tried to give my sister (who had a baby 2 months ago) some baby advice I saw on YouTube and she snapped at me and said “you focus on getting a girlfriend” just won’t say anything then everyone hates me why bother I was only trying to help
Oil slavery to muslim countries is a terrible thing isn't itIf only we had an alternative to fossil fuels
>>220235496It's a long story, goes back 19 years and I don't want to drop an entire blog. I'll just say my life is a fucked up mess.
>>220235497they were racist innit
>>220235517ai slop was always shit
>say bad word on twitter to one of are precious lionesses>get suspended prison sentence and hounded by national media outside courtseems rational
>>220235499I've got some tramadol and tapentadol but need to come off. Ran out of codeine last night and without codeine it's too risky to maintain an addiction.
>>220235517Find a girl like Ruby Granger who blushes when you slap her arse with your dong
>>220235457Well you should see how obsessed Chinese people are with British culture. It is ludicrous to me we have sold out British culture when mimicking it would be such an easy cash grab
>>220235558um
>>220235558
>>220235569what did he say to her
>>220235569funny how there's never any cameras there when a boatwog rapes someone
>>220235569baseless claims?
lass from toil has photos of her in gifted lingerie sets on her instaso there we are
>>220235581Those are very good but maybe you can ween yourself off with them. I had 400 Vicodin, a smorgasbord of 5 mg and 10 mg hydrocodone plus some roxycontin i binged on during the pandemic. Fucked but it felt so freeing high. Now I've got some bs rc chem benzo and that's it.
>>220235565It's not ai mate. Life really was that comfy once upon a time.
>>220235497It's about relationship dynamics. Famous people marry famous people. Rich people marry rich people. They could easily seduce the masses but it would be an unequal relationship. Wizard prefer to be with witches. Witches prefer to be with wizards. Marrying a muggle is a social faux pas.
>>220235489vibeswaka waka was good
>>220235569>baseless claims of a link between race and crimes including murder and grooming.baseless hmm?
I LOVE TEMU
>>220235649So mugglefuckers are sort of socioeconomic rapists in a way
It's only a matter of time until all of our 4chan post history is printed off and sent to the media. We are all going down eventually for all the things we thought were funny.
get the muggle breeding facilities built
>>220235641na im not going to ween. i just use a load of pregabalin to cold turkey. my addictions not that bad. its not like coming off heroin, which i did in the pandemic era, when i had to use dhc to ween.
>>220235695scr
not leaving the house for days award
>>220235706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUctFu46_c
>>220235457>an entire generationfor harry potter, yesdr who and sherlock was just a vocal fandom of annoying tumblresque types
were there really pagans in the baltics up until the 1800s
>>220235731Mein gott
stop replying to rorke
>>220235731indian
>>220235695Yes. Mugglefuckers are like the Rolf Harris' of this world.
>>220235731
sitting in the seat directly behind the only woman on the bus
he's a human being like the rest of us and he needs (You)ing
>>220235731Indian
>>220235720wouldn't trust anything on the street here anymore because of fentanyl. They even put it in the coke and speed because it's trash and they have so much of it. If I lived over there i would be tempted to get some powder.
Hello Steve, if you're seeing this it's because actually you're a massive cunt. Somebody has taken the time to relay this basic thought to you, from one of your patients, as they sit silently looking on helpless as the clown car that encircles them with multiple health professionals who could not - if pressed - reasonably appellate what it is that they do in their place of work besides basic paperwork and adjudicating over the actions of others.I've been through three of you now and it's basically clear you're a walking pill dispenser who can direct the MDT to local services, and nothing more. When you ask the most basic of questions with the most see through of purpose next time, perhaps frame them custodially to the sentencing of: "you're a bit unwell, aren't you" and not "you've got voices telling you you're a nonce, haven't you"Tyson could not explain for the life of her how an individual can hear auditory delusions on command through tapping and sensory movement save for the idea that it was an internal monologue. I won't bother pestering you with these issues, so the questions that I do ask regarding housing and perhaps finally getting a CMHT member to do the basic chore of filing for PIP - perhaps we may act on these?Yours eternally,RorkeP.S: some of your staff aren't aware of the rules regarding patient confidentiality. Time for some more online e-learning?
>>220235735probably lingering pagan folk beliefs amongst the peasantry
>>220235745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LAF3ZsKYXA
>>220235652Zoomers will never experience the soul of watching world cup matches with the constant sound of vuvuzelashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo
Why are the working class so fucking ugly
if your phone is in the holder in the car are you allowed to have Netflix on as long as you don’t touch it?
>>220235801they're descended from caribbeans, gypsies and the irish peasantry
>>220235786meds. now.
>>220235809no
>>220235801looksmatching
did my konjac poonearly passed out from the smell and girth didn't help it had loads of chilli oil on it on the way in
>>220235801Bizarre isn't itIt's like their ancestors hybridised with rats
still chortling at the literal paki runt who thought that muslims discovered the earth being round
>>220235795right cause zoomers weren't around in 2010
>>220235839But I've tried them all, none work!
>>220235851they did
>>220235756haram white woman porn picturesdo not be posting them bloody indian
>>220235782I was getting quality Afghan brown in 2020/21. Knew it was time to come off after the fall of Kabul. January 2022 my supply dried up and I got clean. I wouldn't trust it these days. The 'zenes are the issue here.
>>220235852yeah you were around shitting in your nappies watching fart fetish cartoons on your ipads
start acting zesty
>>220235801>>220235849Noticed this since moving to SouthamptonAll of the locals have these gaunt, rodentesque faces and an unhinged stareCould it just be drugs?
Opiate addiction is like losing at lifeSorry but you knew the risks
>>220235887right and you're coming up 40?
someone say or post something funny come on
>>220235864
>>220235894leftypol worships these people
finally caved and ordered some more speed ladsits not an addiction if i go months without any
>>22023589410 reaction images in 1 22 second videothe greatest actor of his generation
Cackling at which is fucking stupider, a member of Cadoc's staff who thought rorke's phone needed a care plan or the psychiatrist who ignored the basic fact that what they were prescribing caused heart arythmias and jacket the resting pulse up from 70 to 110https://youtu.be/IyALBxLHQG4?si=qNtXOMhcxGCoV5xc
>>220235944leftypol hates leo and thinks he's a pedo
>>220235966fuck off you boring dick sucker
>>220235940not an argument
If your not going to reply to my posts then just say so and I won't bother
>>220235944who does rorke worship?
how do yanks make literally any gimmick they try and get in on worse
UAV INBOUND
I will not replydon't bother now go away
>>220235894Guarantee the person he's talking to can't hear him and has no clue what he's saying
>>220235946not good is it lad cmon. You know it will put you in a deep hole.
>>220235992twitter personalities
basildon has fallen
>>220235980Seething
rorke defending pedos of the eliteleftypol defending pedos of the commoners
>>220236026nah itll be finelike i said not had any in months
>>220235992Billionaires
Fucking hell, you seen what's happening in Chichester?
>>220236043>pedoFOY
>>220235424
in 10 days the economy is going to collapsehide yo wife hide yo kids
any bookwankers in the thread? hello??? bookwankers make yourselves known
>>220236098It won't
>>220236075limeys defending the pedos of britain
>>220236101alri
>>220236070Just saw the latest video from the town centre. It's all kicking off.
>>220236098tehran will be nuked in 2 weeks and this will all be overget your gas guzzling cars ordered oil is going to the floor
>>220236059that's how it goes though eh there's a good patch, clean living, you begin to feel good, you start to think hmm yeah I'm in a good place, healthy and all that, and surely I could absorb a session and be finebut it never works like that it just fucks your brain. Several months progress can and do get undone in a matter of days. I've come to believe that there's actually a bigger chance of a relapse when things are going good than when they're going bad.
fockin THATCHER
greeno eats looks like he has loads of dodgy stuff on his harddrives
>>220236118it will thats the length of time before all the delays from the strait of hormuz hit us
>>220236147she looks young
>>220236129hello bookwankerlove your books don't you
>>220236173yeah they're alri
>>220236138trump is too good of a man for that. he believes in humanity
>>220236147she'd look so cute with a bbc down her throat
>>220236135evocative of cheadle
spent £50 at the shop earlier just on food blimey o reilly
just ate a bugger
>>220236101Tried many times to read books since leaving school but usually end up reading 2 days in a row and then just give up
>>220236185indian
mad how oil is a finite resource and it is the religion of the boomers
>>220236135was just thinking of this webbem today and was gonna ask if anyone had it. you legend!!!!!
>>220236204Black too
>>220236204Oil isnt even close to running out It's produced in the mantel of the earth and oil sources replenish over time
anyone heard from the gay of hormuz lately?
I'm ashamed to say it but I think I would shag Miranda Hart
Hey Rorke, you bojo! Those boards don't work on water!
>>220236235>oil sources replenish over timeorders of magnitude slower than our consumption albeit. we've got to get off the stuff sooner or later
>>220236218She looks like an alien
>>220236235its produced by plants which are long dead (read: unreplenishable)where do you get your information from
>>220236204>oil is a finite resourceso?>and it is the religion of the boomersbizarre thing to say
>>220236235it gets harder and more expensive to extract, you dolt. but whether we ever lose the ability to extract it completely is moot because the earth will be frazzled by then
>>220236244yes he's been saying "ooooooo I'm all plugged up too" etc
>>220236252would probably shag certain animals at this point i'm so desperate to get my cock wet and empty my bag
got seen prancing around the garden by neighbours
>>220236268>we've got to get off the stuff sooner or laterokay later then
would anyone like a frazzle
having a big gay wankathon
>>220236287think my neighbour saw me standing in the middle of my living room looking blankly out of the window perfectly still like an oblivion npc earlier
>>220236277bizarre thing to get upset about
>>220236276Nah >>220236279The earth won't be frazzled
>>220236320agreed, you okay mate?
>>220236309yes please!
you're all pissing me off
Geography degree paying off
sometimes if theres no one else on the street, i'll walk past a pub and do the "walking down stairs" bit past the window
>>220236324you will die of heatstroke
was checking a girl I used to know from years back's socials earlierjust never a good idea is it. Better to not know.
>>220236341would it hurt if you pulled her tentacles
>>220236279>it gets harder and more expensive to extract, you dolthow much harderhow much more expensivewhen>>220236268>sooner or laterwhennone of you lot seem particularly knowledgeable
>>220236373what did you see
>>220236368Climate change isn't real
>>220236348
>>220236341fuck AIthis is where it's at
>>220236387She has a nob.
Rorke thinking Russia has a land border with Iran because they did in 1936
Actually insane how much insider trading is going on with all this trump/iran shit. Wish I worked in trump’s administration I’d be so fucking rich
>>220236390he was doing this exact walk when he got shot
the english channel should be more like the strait of hormuz
>>220236319lmao i try not to be noticed when i blankly stare out of windows in npc mode.
It's still facking COLD
>>220236375if it was a real twilek then yeahbut thats just a person in costume so probably not
>>220236387Photos of her enjoying a normal family life with her normal-looking husband who she has known and been with from childhood, photos of her out enjoying nights out with her pals, partaking in hobbies, caring for elderly family members.
showeredshaved smiling :)
>>220236430so put the heating on thentwerp
>>220236408>watch a youtube video>come to /brit/ and post "actually insane how [summary of the youtube video]">feel warm and fuzzy insidewhat a sad little life
and the latest from catberg?
>>220236390Yoko looks like a man in drag ngl
>>220236446you can stop smiling now its a bit weird
>>220236462
>>220236465that's not even yoko
i feel happyi feel healthyi'm a human being
>>220236461i feel bad for him you’ve done him so badly criminal really
>>220236285so much sass in that pic
>>220236470putting my smile away for another day :/
john lemon
>>220236514save it for me <3
john lennend
what's the most shameful thing you've ever wanked to?
I'm fucking insane and on the verge of a mental breakdown at all times but I choose to remain sane and keep going.
paul mccapple
really hope ofcom doesnt get isps to block this place before the world cup, in yankistan so should be a laugh on /sp/
>>220236538prefer not to say
>>220236492All look the same to me lad. Women, that is.
>>220236435what of it? you're doing all of these things, aren't you?
>>220236538Right well it was only an imagination wank but even so it would be legally inadvisable to say
looked up the toilfu on fb and im pretty sure she got the notification because although she never said anything to me i overheard her talking to a colleague about fb and how you can know when someone clicks on your profile. it's over
>>220236538pretended to be a girl online for a while and sent a lad a pair of my 'panties'had a wank while he had his webcam on and was wanking sniffing them thinking they were female scents but really i just rubbed them on my greasy taint a lot
>>220236561realistically if they do we'll all be on VPNs shan't be leaving this website after 19 years
>>220236566>>220236589:/
>>220236492yes it is you melt
mango starr
>>220236588erm... no :(
>watched the useless fuckhead on my team get something wrong>say nothing>client notices the error. Higher ups get mad>Colleague starts lying about what went wrongLol what a train wreck. Absolute retard
>>220236604vpns are banned lad haven't you seen
does he really know how?
>>220236638
pagans hate christ and refuse to worship their god out of childish rebellion against their parents, yet they have no problem worshipping trees, rocks, perverse sex acts, materialism
where’s ziedbelgprobably out shagging
>>220236641now you look competent too :)
>>220236595Wait really
>>220236645learn to reduce anysauce
>>220236644can use a VPN with a pass. >I object to paying to post!right but you'd be paying for a VPN under the circumstances we're discussing so a pass would be an extra £1.20 a month or whatever
>>220236653this mousey>?
>>220236702No this is mousey
george pearisson
Regardless of OFCOM and 4chan we will need a VPN to go on YouTube at this rate. Might as well get used to it
the year is basically over
name 1 (one) goy
>>220236733me
>>220236733*raises paw*
>>220236733me i'm a great goy, i eat goyslop and live in a little goypen
Caste systems are normalcy. Libmongs abolished nobility, clergy and now burgherdom. What is the result? Foreigners take over those roles
>>220236748and the name?
>>220236717worrying image
>>220236733Elden Ring
>>220236758*Pokes your little goypig belly*
I can`t Believe ..I Can`t believe !!It`s ZestyFodens !!
>>220236764my name? tyler
>manager suddenly talking about mental health at workare they subtly trying to tell me they know I'm mental
keep fucking spilling things and knocking fucking items over like im a spastic cant even stir a cup of sodding tea without drops splattering halfway across the effing worktop
>>220236781hot
one time I almost got locked in my school because of wanking. we had to stay after classes to prepare for exams and after that it was my turn to clean up the classroom and when at it I decided why not, there's no one around, so I did a quickie (it was a remy lacroix scene where she was fucked in an office) and when I finished everything and was leaving I met the caretaker at the entrance who was about to leave and lock the school for the day
>>220236733Sir Keir Starmer (allegedly)
>>220236787I miss having a job because I whenever they tried to subtly tell me that I was breaking their social code I would double down and gloat about it.I caused multiple girls to quit the job by perving on themAnd I would do it again all over
indians are the new white people
>>220236799>>220236814>>220236820>>220236823it's like the bloody un in here
>>220236820ever have a teamswank?
>>220236762forens take over monarchy regardless .
enchiladatoil on the horizon
>>220236823hows that
>>220236843no but I would rub my crotch while holding eye contact with whatever girl I fancy at the momentthen pretend that I'm innocent if confronted to get away with it.
You all laughed at me when I said they would come for VPNs next. Well you're not laughing now are you
>>220236864docile worker bees who love jewswhites have been getting too feisty recently
>>220236634please dont post that again
i am NEVER uploading my ID to have a wanki am NEVER uploading my ID to use a VPNthank you for your attention on this matter
Mental how women can just law down, get shagged, and never have to work again
>>220236885It's children they're banning from VPNs. In principle I can sort of agree with making some sort of effort to stop children being able to view porn and extreme violence.It's a shame that our rights are being eroded under that guise but focusing on that single issue, I do think that it's reasonable in theory to try to prevent children accessing that shit. It shouldn't mean I have to upload my adult face to wank to my cuckold porn and all that though, that's not on.
In bed
>>220236885Wasn't laughing then either
>>220237007>>220237007
