legumes edition
>>220237007hate knowing my mates are drinking at the pub and i'm on /brit/
>>220237034Don't have mates me
billy corgan
leftypol eating lentils and okra
sc
one time me and my mate had to clean up the classroom and there were some girls from our class who used the board for some reason, I don't remember, and my mate sperged out and literally carried them out of the room because they'd stall the process and after a while they found the key and locked us but we didn't care and just carried on with cleaning and after a while the caretaker unlocked the doorone of them was very excited to meet us in the morning, she probably expected that we had to call for help or something but I just told her that the caretacker unlocked us and it looked like she felt very underwhelmed
>>220237072absolute corker of a post tbf
*makes bear noises*
mark hollis
>>220237101is this based on a true story?
>>220237034yeah my flatmate always goes out drinking without me haha
>>220237061Based and redpilled clever fella.https://youtube.com/watch?v=kx0x0VtiRPI
>>220237147goodfuck rock music
>>220237168“the world is a vampire”
another sunny day in Shitain!
tinder keeps matching me with black womenim rorkethey are fucking with me intentionally
mad how people were posting on forums while 9/11 was happeningimagine something like that today
smashing pumpkins went to shit after siamese dreamno, mellon collie is not good, its bloated rubbish
>>220237212i like 1979
so this is leftypol
..
should I get on Tinder?I don't have any good photos but I'd like to have sex with black women
>>220237236theres a handful of good tracks, and i mean a handfulthe rest is just shite
>>220237202laura loomer said there was going to be 9/11 * 10 and it was going to be linked to tucker carlson and candace owens
accidentally came to a black femboy in fishnets weeing himself while stroking his cock
>>220237202what forum
>>220237256some of the stuff on the aeroplane flies high is better than the mellon collie tracks but they're both bloated af
>listening to American """"music"""" at alldon't know what you were expecting other than soulless dross
>>220237202Too bad nothing ever happens
>>220237253tinder would work if you abuse JBW and only go for blacks and browns
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!!!
>>220237296what do you listen to?
>>220237339ragtime
>>220237316what is JBW?
nobody:not even bradley walsh:not even phil foden:rorke: im a gay nigga and i still take sausage
>Starmer confirms ban on cryptocurrency donations and limit on foreign donorsFarage is finished
>>220237171Better than what they replaced it with
>>220237348just be whitebrown women love white men
the northern powerhouse
>>220237362>limit on foreign donorsexcept israel
>>220237347isn’t that american
>>220237380great! I am white! but I don't have light eyes
>>220237072Thought that said 12 years agoThankfully fallout 4 is only 11 years ago
>>220237388farage is the biggest shabbos goy around though
>>220237400oh yeah!what a stupid fucking idiotic tit of a whore retard i am ignore me from now on and disregard that other post i made
>>220237296soul music is literally american
>>220237348It's a crossover between jd sports and the jehovas witnesses
>>220237417brown eyes people are not white
Might have a last hurrah of opioids. 400mg of tramadol and 200mg of tapentadol. make myself vomit and pass out. Then I wont want anymore for a while.
what was Aragorn's tax policy?
>>220237483what's wrong with her dress?
>>220237467as soulful as the DPRK is democratic
>>220237492north of 400 is seizure territory
>>220237502it's not short enough
>>220237501They taxed billionaires out of existence
>>220237492grimology
>>220237478alri moorlad?
>>220237385why do we need such big warehouses these days
>Tottenham one point above relegation with seven games remainingcould... could it happen?
>>220237478so is emma watson brown?
>>220237537lots of wares needing housed
>>220237534look i’m sorry that you’re not white but you just aren’t ok
rap isn't musicits the spoken word over music, the genre of which is commonly hip-hop
>>220237550it can and will
for fuck's sake rorke
>>220237580ok
really need to shag a trans
stroke victims always have the same personality. either workaholics or they're quite short tempered. doesn't seem to matter if they exercised or ate healthy
I was talking to a lass in the smoking shelter at toil yesterday. We talked about the rat problem at asda and in our town. She has crazy eyes and is nice but an aggressive person. She is 30, has two kids. 14 and 5. Holidays in a caravan in Blackpool. Doesnt want anymore kids but wants to get involved in adoption or taking in teenage single mothers. Her life is so different to mine its like we live worlds apart.
>>220237564yesto my (blue) eyes she looks the same as an indian
>>220237611they store shit in their "pussies"
>>220237585is singing music
>>220237515I'll be ok with that dose. I had 1000mg of tapentadol in a 24 hour period recently.
>>220237638yes
>>220237615got the wanking disease call me a stroke victim
>>220237576i think its the automation. everyone builds them to include the rails on the ceiling for big robotic parts that move stuff around because no one works in there any more
Based on available records, there is no evidence that the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun (c. 1341–1323 BC) spoke about the "JBW" (Just Be White) theory on the dating app Tinder, as he existed thousands of years before the invention of modern technology and the Internet.
>>220237478>>220237580>>220237618you're so obsessed with a made up, american concept of whitenesswe all know we're white here because we're british
>>220237670rishi sunak is british too. he also has brown eyes
>>220237168the so-called deanohive
>>220237702nice troll
>>220237702>rishi sunak is britishno
nappy's back in full swingyou love to see it
remembering all the times indians have called me brownhappened a lot at unithey really want to be white
mad how "aboriginal art" was invented and taught to the australian aboriginals by a frenchman. similar story with their mythology and "the dreamtime"their actual organically developed culture after thousands of years consisted of literally scrawling in the dirt with sticks
How it feels being a centre-left anti-immigration labour voter in a Yookay filled with double digit IQ marxists, and evil neoconservatives
>>220237718he was president of britain mate pretty sure he’s british
>>220237726posted the ugly trannies again award
wheelchair spainparasite
>>220237742vote libdem
>>220237760thwomp head ah nihha
coffee makes me angry
>>220237738proofs???
>>220237756Spaino!! I’ve missed you brudda
now lets say, hypothetically, that the current prime minister, Sir Keir Starmer, was a poster here and needed policy advice to renew confidence in his cabinet and leadership, what would you say to him?
>>220237760please don't use transphobic slurs
>>220237738Lucien Lévy-Bruhl merely observed it
>>220237827please fix this Keir
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgWx8aiMC28
>>220237845alri lad. kier herejust google image search the thumbnail and you'll get the full size
>>220237845He literally is. He's done more in 1 year than 14 years of Tories. pay attention
[YouTube] RAT BOY: Does Privacy Complaint Against My Video. You Did This To Yourself! (embed)
sir keir brahma
>>220237841no no no he read a single shitpost on /pol/ or twitter that confirmed his racist preconceptions and now he’s an expert
>>220237838what are you going to do about it?
>>220237845no
>>220237871can't even spell your own name
>>220237893give you a spank :)?
dame keira starmer
>>220237756na we dont do presidents, we have a king. little rishi was the paki pm not British
the bloody hinge is popping off tonight lads. got like 6 birds i need to respond to
>>220237963ktim
>>220238004false economy that leads nowhere sorry to say
played grindr notification sound at work and boss checked his phone
won't lie, BBC posting is pretty funny if you're really on the nose about it and do overdo it
>>220237845Kek, shouldn't have left the EU
I found a midget prostitute on google maps
what about BBC cock vore
i'm ill
>>220238116i'll stick to radio 1, thanks
>>220237963Screaming! this is me
>>220238004is hinge worth it then?
hungrythirsty horny
>emma watson is indian
>>220238111nice
we need more rain to moisten the biomassthe biomass requires water
>>220238111would
can't believe I'd live to see snape played by a niggafeels like a real life pol shitpost
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xksqdqDoing an ancient watch
painfully unfunny thread
>>220238106>stay in the EU>get a billion bomalians because the Germans will fine us if we don't let them in>leave the EU>get a billion bomalians anyway because westminster literally just don't give a shit what the people wantno winning in the gay pozzed blackpilled world
Eating some Cadbury’s mini eggs and they’re pengI’ve seen so many posts on Reddit talking about how horrible the new recipe isI think I’ll have to stop using RedditBut I won’t
another day wasted
>>220238144radio 2, me
girl patrick bateman
>>220238234radio 4, me
*Like Hailey Williams from Paramore*ALL I WANTED WAS PPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>220238225u ok?
britain should let in more south sudanese people. you haven’t seen real black people until you’ve seen them
>>220238219I like them. Fuck reddit. I still use it but I hate almost everyone on it.
NHS begging for my precious O negative blood again
>>220238274tesco nigga near me is black as tar i've never seen anything like it
>>220238197tired of hollywood just remaking the same slop these daysnever any new ideas
doing a listen
>>220237007>please wait a while before making a thread or verify your email herewtf is this shite?
>>220238252boring bastid
>>220238212>ok it was a bad decision but the same would have happened in my imaginary scenario so it doesn't matter, mhkay????The decreased EU migration was a direct consequence of Brexit, my little retard.
Who the fuck tryna nut in my butt?
Rorke, you're gonna have the chicken tikka vindaloo with saag aloo and peshwari naan. Birmingham Mail called it "a playful but mysterious little dish". I think you're going to love it.
raises paw
we need to bring back this terminology
>>220238331And thats why Germany only gets EU migrants
>>220238389*loudly yawns in your face and walks off*
>>220238358egg and chips
>>220238197FATHERIS ABANDONUM!
flowers are prostitutes for the bees
>>220238399t. severely retarded mongoloid
scuh-weaming
um are there any boys here lol
>>220238444thinking of fishe :)
why is the cornish tranny so racist but gets so upset about homophobia and transphobiabit incoherent
>>220238444:)
>>220238441have you tried growing up?
>>220238398We've got 1 million Ukrainian women to at least offset the mess a little bit. Meanwhile you have to cope with saars lmao
japan is getting indian immigrants now the most hygienic people in the world with the least
>>220238462he wants dindins :)
>>220238362i love animals
lurking in falmouth spoons
i'm depressed nigga
>>220238441Wow you must be a schizo because you felt some of these things at some point or read these bullet points and pigeon holed your own views into them, probably because actually you're not a schizo just a bit sad and stupid
doing a poo but it's not complying
>>220238512we're all in stans playing magic
>>220238515you've simply forgotten the age old adage:Everyday We Above Ground a Great Day
21st century Gaylord man
>>220237212mellon collie is bloated but it has a bunch of fantastic songs
Jacob Collier the type of nigga who eats his own cum and says YUMMY
>>220238483Well thats you done then isnt it
watching inside man (2006) and playing some phoenix wright ace attorney
>>220238563making people think about that fat rodent isn't going to make them less depressed
>>220238581i've eaten my own cum before and I think it's time we admit that everybody has done it
>>220238441this shit is like reading a horoscope. you need an outside look to properly score yourself otherwise you'd just diagnose yourself with every disorder you read about
>>220238276Yeah it’s just a bit mad how many posts there are criticising the mini eggs and how many upvotes they getIt seems like the people upvoting haven’t tried themMaybe the people posting don’t even think they’re that badIt’s just part of an anticapitalist propaganda campaign perhaps
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774417789737516.mp4
>>220238483what’s the situation like in germany? when i was in the uk for a while i lived in a city where european schools would go. the german schools were always pretty white. the french ones were majority non-white
>>220238219reddit is genuinely dogshit no idea why you'd use it
>>220238469luvs is benders and blokes pretending to be women. ates 'them'. simple as
>>220238219The decline in Cadbury is depressing. Hate yanks. Hate labour
actually hate all of you on here
yeah labour made mini eggs go woke
alri
>>220238644feeling's mutual you fucking massive bender
>>220238602A masterful donehim there
>>220238636>he fell for the anticapitalist propaganda campaignomds rorke
i saw the slytherin dungeon "nigga" he comes out like 2x a year
not racist just dont want them here
>>220238693scream
>>220238656Need her shagged
>>220238627It's fine. Not as bad as people like to depict but also not as good as it was during peak Germany times. We're basically on Japan first lost decade levels now but yes it is going downhill. Right now the government is fucking us over much more than any immigrants, mostly to appease pensioning boomers
alice levine is so fit for a bio
>>220238441KAHTEEM IS ME
grim apart from eyes and tits
>>220238689Im pro british business (:
>>220238596>think it's time we admit that everybody has done itnever have, actually. nowt wrong with it just never felt tempted. never played with my bumhole either
>>220238761bent cunt!
>>220238708who is this other girl who is with this famous girl
tits and teethyumma yumma yumma yumma yumma
>>220238713>peak Germany times1900 to 1914?
esther krakue sex arse
Imagine her looking at your cock like that
what does that facial expression mean
>>220238748i actually like this
cats footiron clawrorkes batty screams for more
means she likes what she sees
mfs be like "let's start a podcast"guys is this anything? working on my comedy routine
>cum>get post nut clarity>"hmm I wonder what my cum tastes like?"why would anyone think like this
>>220238829bwc stare
ChristiansWhy doesn’t God just get rid of satan?
BLACK COULD BE ANYWHERE
>>220238815
really really really really really really really really really really wish I had a job
>>220238596Do you eat bogeys ans earwax too?
>>220238866Not a Christian but I can answer that. It's all a big load of made up nonsense, you see.
>>220238857yeah that's a good startmaybe try something like >white mfs be like "let's start a podcast"or>straight men be like "let's start a podcast"
>>220238897not really the same is it?
>>220238869
>>220238293fuck yeah TONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzsQIcPbqJ4
>>220238923what could have been, imagine the life he would've led if he hadn't scranned that snail
nigga snape smoking magic weed and getting sent to azkaban
>>220238947baited for this response
mental how i knew a lad who ate a slug and he was fine
>>220238908Explain how? Unless you find eating cum as some kind of sexual thing
>>220238644there really are some horrible spiteful mutants on here
>>220238903Holy cringe
pinkpantheress real name is VICKY??? i thought it would be Angel or Beep or something...
The funny thing is that heathermong is just a normal /brit/ poster 80% of the time and you have no idea which posts are his.
>>220238971bogeys and earwax are literally waste productsjust because you spaff into your hand doesn't make it a waste product
>Till the mid-1990s, a key thinker was Seyyed Ahmad Fardid (1910-1994), a prominent philosopher and a professor at Tehran University. He is considered to be among the philosophical ideologues of the Islamic government of Iran which came to power in 1979, following the revolution. Fardid was influenced by Martin Heidegger, whom he considered “the only Western philosopher who understood the world and the only philosopher whose insights were congruent with the principles of the Islamic Republic.”
tom myersa comedian
mouldie's crush
>>220238972Tell me about it
>>220239002i have a pretty good idea
I am FUCKED
>>220238581It is yummy if you eat well
>>220239015bit controversial
why does he got triggered by random things and then spend 10 minutes posting his imagesevery single time
/brit/ in charge of the twitter algorithm
>>220239002yeah until he see's something that triggers his OCD and then it demands that he spams the thread about black people until he's settled
Rabbi Albus Dumbledore
Pay attention Rorke
>>220239027OK. Point to some posts and I’ll confirm or deny.
>>220239051Racismlad would've loved this one if he hadn't been killed in broad daylight by Australian Special Forces :\
think it's nice that the iran war is over and we can all go back to normal now
>>220239043nice to see that they've invited some black women
>>220239051>NIGGERS (2025) any good?
>>220239098i'll admit this one is quite funny
the jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrGrEAirQEs&list=RDhrGrEAirQEs&start_radio=1
true
Might be going to the house of a bloke I met at the gym to get bummed and I'm seriously tempted. Talk me out of it /brit/.
do love how I can have the biggest most hateful arguments with people on here then a few minutes later post about something completely different and no one knows I’m the same person tee hee
surely everyone's had a quick lick of their own spaff
>>220239119total skier death
>>220239098what was the prompt for this one pookie
>>220239141more than just a lick! must have licked gallons of it off my first girlfriend's bum!
https://youtu.be/s7-30i1f5e0?si=y2zh0QPoi6AXxs36
why are you always talking to other girls and ignoring me
>>220239128you'll definitwly regret it if you don't go. go get bummed senseless lad. pronto.
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he's been getting fanny on league
>>220239119this must be an americanism because skiing is all the rage among the working classesski trips are replacing all inclusives to tenerife for joe bloggs and his mates that do roofs and can barely read and write
Genuinely mental how some of you lot take mens knobs up your shitpipes and that
>>220239198have i fucklike girls can get into smurf q
Thank you to Tiege Hanley for sponsoring this post
he cute
>>220239043I really like this pictureIt’s great to see the evolution of AI image generation alongside the gherkin gimmickIt really deserved GOTYKeep it up crodie!
*surreptitiously houses my wares*
>>220239221trannies?
>>220238784No, that was the German empire. Peak Germany times were early 2000s to early 2010s.Mid 2010s is where it noticeably started going downhill
>>220239008I wouldnt eat any of them personally
>>220239180In the Uber now
ok bye
>>220239261low t
>>220239100IS THAT THE TIP
right so we're pretending not to eat our own snot now are we jolly good
>>220239097Terrible
>>220239293snot is peng icl
>>220239263good lad. make sure he uses a johnny
>>220239293fucking elitist cunts
>>220239119Noo you cant just ask people stuff you have to make assumptions!
>>220239082it’s over again? must be the 6th time now
>>2202392491933- 1938 seemed pretty comfy too
>>220239337dunno what you're talking about
>>220239329posh bastard
>>220239358>dies of polio
>>220239337it's literally been announce you mong
>>220239388People die leftypol, get over it
>>220239358Not for you heh
thread slowing downyou know what that meansget your zingers ready !!
my zinger is ready
>>220239420would eat her shite
12 pounds per calendar month
*groans in agony*
big fan of lying prostrate on the tarmac with my shirt hiked over my beer belly and grunting like a man possessed
>>220239462right so you'll eat the faeces from a tranny's hairy arsehole but you won't eat your own snot jolly good
>>220239483you mean like your hero seasidemark?
>>220239439…dog shit zingers?
it's not hairy
the new dogshit zinger from PFC
>>220239483never said i wouldn't
yeah so anyway wheres the new and that init?
>>220239420stupid slut still hasn't release her cock size and at this point I just want to now to get it over with already
>>220239554>>220239554
>>220239557she's definitely tinynot even a hint of a bulge in any of her bikini pics
>>220239432Why not?
