roy edish
dogshit zinger
ZINGER
oh no, my ebay delivery is with evri
if you buy a pass do normalfag vpns work? like nordvpn set to london. i’m sort of bored of having this flag
*zings you*
Nothing to smile about in my life.
off to get a zinger TOWER meal
>>220239483for me it's the trendelenburg, for a man who's actually possessed
Well said Tommo
>>220239598ye it's a perk of buying a pass
imagine if Hitler just stayed in that bunker for 50 years with enough supplies just refusing to come out outlasting the Soviets
i look like billie eilish but if she was fat and middle aged and you stuck a beard on her
>>220239626probably happened
>>220239626I thought this was common knowledge
my name is beep and im really glad to meet you
>>220239626what about monkeys and that leftypol reckons they’re our grandads
>when he pulls out the hdmi cable
>>220239635cool
>>220239697CWLTSHC
>>220239650corr
Going bed soon team got work tomorrow 6:00 am to 16:00 pm not great for my mental health at all feeling hopeless and depressed
>>220239650ktim
And ohhhh, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm aliveAnd ohhhh, I can fly, I can fly, I can flyAnd ohhhhh, I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm aliveAnd I'm lovin' every second, minute, hourBigger, better, stronger, phimoI got that phimoI got that phimoI got that phimoPhimo, phimo, phimo
>>220236348
what jobs let you listen to music for 80% of the working day
watched a movie once about how the nazis just went to space at the end of ww2 to escape and then they came back or earth found them or something i can't remember i was on some kind of drugs
>>220239731thats going in the repertoire
>>220239720chin up, son
>>220239732delivery driver
have wasted my entire lifemight kill myself
>>220239732receptionist for a hotel at night security guard at night
>>220239755fucking roaring this is me
Rorke picking a movie that suits his date's taste and remotely downloading it before heading back to his to watch via JellyfinLeftypol picking a VICE documentary on the YouTube app for his smart TV and being interrupted by targeted adverts for haemorrhoids creams and ring cushions
>>220239567Il be the judge of that
Billie Eilish's brother and his gf presented without comment
>>220239738they didn’t need to go to space. they got recruited into NATO and the west german political establishment
utterly fucking arsed my life up lads
>>220239782Looks a bit like Billie Eilish that does
Reckon night porter at a hotel would be comfy desu
>>220239697
ziedy looms
>>220239807i often think i'm quite lucky for how my life turned out x
>>220239807omfdtilfmt (oh my fucking days this is literally fucking me too)
>>220239807ktim, starting to fix it
>>220239732i used to work at a deer velvet processors in new zealand. my primary job was making dog treats from hard antler.id wash it with a power washer. heat treat it in an industrial heater.then cut it to specifications on a bandsaw.id wear ear muffs with radio 80% of the timeloved that job, i made £26k, this was 10 years ago. i should never have left it. i did get bandsaw dreams. that spinning blade haunted me for years.
korean bbq for dinner tonight :3
>>220239774based jellyfin is faustian
phwoar what a haulthings seem to be turning around for me x
oh, ah, just one more thingdog treats aren't made out of deer antlers
shite porter more like
I used to have a shit grim life too. Now I lifemog people on /Brit/>Doing a STEM degree >Employed by the best paying supermarket in the UK >Learning Russian>Do taekwondo >In process of being diagnosed with narcolepsy
>>220239844>my primary job was making dog treats from hard antler.mousey going to have a fucking nuclear racist meltdown over this excerpt
>>220239750this. asda delivery. i spend 80% of my time listening to radio 2.
why don't they make bladeless fans for computers?
>>220239697prettyname?
>>In process of being diagnosed with narcolepsyWhat an achievement
>>220239902your thoughts on steve wright in the afternoon
its either 6 music or nothing
>>220239890>I used to have a shit grim lifeyou still do don't worry
>>220239890last one is a bad thing though
>>220239842in what way, how
NEED to suck Emma Watson’s turds like a lollipop.
>>220239921wonder how much of my tax money she's wasted on diagnosing all these made up conditions she obviously doesn't havenot to mention all the bennies
>>220239891I thought mousey topped himself
got 2 turntables and a microphone
in this life, you're either a itcotck man or you're a discipline mansowhich is it?
>>220239922RIP, but I wasn't doing the job in his era.
matched with a 'singer' on hingecan't imagine that's much of a career? i guess you can do weddings and stuff, but i wonder if that's enough to make a decent living
getting my pineal gland firmly wedged open
*reads your post and falls asleep*me narcolepsy
nilsson schmilsson
>>220239913Get a small indian boy with a leaf fan to do it for a small fraction of the cost
>>220239957got a job and that
>>220240041even shit bands earn a ton
rorke schmorke
>>220240059Keep forgetting to take out the name :(
>>220240051My plan was I had to get home and get the package ready for Judy to take on her trip. Also, I had to get to Robin's house to give the package a whack with some quinine. Plus, I knew Robin was gonna get on my ass. Then I had the cooking to finish at home, and I had to get Judy ready for the trip.
grim
>>220240053what are they doing inside looks like a debate of some kind
frog
scranning an orange
>>220240150it's nearly nine o'clock in the evening
scanning an orange
>>220240085keep it on ;)
Heating is ON
>>220240160bizarre post
>>220239697are megi
ADHDmaxxing
>>220239710clearly an actual woman you bent freak
bye bye
>>220240185just matched with an asian lass who says she might have adhd in her bio
BBC posting doesn't bother me because I have a big willy myself so I can enjoy it from a self-insert perspective
>>220240162chortling
>>220240192trans women are "actual" womenfuck off
>>220240201Doesn’t bother me either, it’s just a bit overdone by now. It’s not healthy to sit and post that type of thing all day every day.
catching narcolepsy from reading his own posts
wanking on the brain but that's the habit talking
THERES A MAN OUTSIDE
>>220240160sensible post
>>220240268UUGH UUGH UUGH
Jewish football club Tottenham are actually going to hire Adolf Hütter as manager
>>220240210>trans women are "actual" womenobjectively not the case
listening to black midi schlagenheim for the first timeit's decent
Kesha is the most talented artist of the 21st century
verminpestsparasite
scream wanking behind women at night
>>220240302trvke
>>220240268not in a long coat and a grey hat, smoking a cigarette by any chance?
philosophy tubepeng or grim
>>220240160perfect time to scran an orange. it was delicious.
>>220240285grow up
>>220240201are you also black?i couldn't self insert as a black person because i don't particularly like them
not a fan of cooney tunes but have to admit the hit single 'baby boy' with sean paul and beyonce is a great tune, 'they cooked' as they say
got the trance mix ontime for a speedwank
>>220240335definition of grim
>>220240362>>220240160
>>220240337good luck falling asleep
>>220240334prefer not to say
>>220240334sorry give me a sec I think I just heard a knock on the door
>>220240379ohhhh i've got you wrapped around my finger
>>220240389thanks... i dont see why an evening orange would keep me up
>>220240411bloddy bhenchod bastard
Eggy farts are brewing...
trvke
just shat my brains out
>>220240418next time have a pear instead
That's a spaki dogshit zinger
That man in a dress? she's just as much of a woman as you and me
>>220239641pretty sure they made a movie about that in the 90s with that guy from the mammy movies
>>220240454Sir Keir?
>>220240210>>220240346So this is carlybender aka kernowqt aka arianatranny aka trannyspammer aka “cornwall” The attention seeking, tranny posting, extraflags using, closeted tranny mong?His gimmicks include posting pinkpantheress, ariana grande, wanting to be carly rae jepsen’s baby, posting trannies and then defending them, “cockmogs me”, whining about how he’ll never be a woman
fart nigger roaring
Why does rorke have a problem with taxing billionaires
More than halfway done, not bad.
I don't have any of my own gimmicks, I might get a gimmick. Anyone know what sort of gimmick I should get?
>>220240499something about them creating wealth or the wealth trickling down or other such nonsense
school girl legs
>>220240505Forgot pic
>>220240509You could spam pictures of trannies like carlybender does?
>>220240461but i'm not a woman while she clearly is (she likes cooking and children and cute things and that's what a woman is)
pretty sure wealth trickles up through fiat banking but this seems a bit lost on rorke even though it's right up his alley
>>220240509you can have one of mine if you want
Praise God
my impression of a guy who just got a girlfriend>yeah so me and my girlfriend did this the other day
dont trickle on my leg and tell me it's raining
Today the U.N. General Assembly adopted a resolution to condemn the trafficking of Africans in bondage and the transatlantic slave trade.Only three states voted against it.The USA, Argentina and Israel.
Thank YouGary Eats ..youGive PeopleareasonTo Live !!
>>220240440image made by pic related
>>220240585business idea: Gary Feets
>>220240509poo smells has been MIA you could take over for her
rip mihaiyour presence is sorely missed
>>220240546not very original that>>220240558you sure? would love one if you're serious
got my bum outx
the hoobs
do you like my new jacket lads
This lad is desperate to make Carly bender a thing Bet all those gimmicks are his n aw
>>220240471>wanting to be carly rae jepsen’s babyscr
swedish niggas be like hello i am from sweden
>>220240509something catchy, something off hand, something that gets people laughing
>>220240621No stop posting Reddit pics here go way
anyone feeling sad?
>>220240471he literally never posts anything else eitherhe blew in here around 2021 from some /lgbt/ general and has been posting his gimmicks daily ever since
>>220240621>nuerotypicals
>>220240621prefer my jacket to be h
>>220240621Are you doing much about the war? Or are you working mainly on the jacket?
>>220240610*shags it*
>>220240647yeah a bit
kind of interesting how mens dicks are on the front while womens fannies are underneath. that must mean the ideal position is either doggy up against the wall
>>220239554
in bed metummy is rumbling because i didnt have dinner but im trying to lose weight x
Fully converted to having a nice gin and lemonade as my standard tipple of choice in the pub, with ice and a lemon slice no less
>>220240671cheer up mate:)
>>220240672biology wants you to pounce on them from the undergrowth
Shitposting about films I've never seen on /tv/
Cider. Pint of. Then I keep it moving
>Fully converted to having a nice gin and lemonade as my standard tipple of choice in the pub, with ice and a lemon slice no less
>>220240692no the biology suggests it wants me to pick them up and lower them onto my penis like a fleshlight
venture
>>220240684can i join? :3
just watched the new ahrry potter trailernot on at all
>>220240621can only imagine the sad looking pooner that crafted this
>>220240648no he’s been here since 2016 at least, there’s a picture of all the extraflaggers and his flag is thereBut yes he’s an unbelievably dogshit poster and should be rangebanned
>>220240570ktwbmiihagbidsoktinm
>>220240739the more the merrier x
leftypol would have a hard time pourin piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel!! LOL
>>220240727no my undergrowth theory is the strongest and will beat competing hypotheses and become accepted science
Jawbreakerz Coco Lovelock, 05:30
need to stop wanking to gay shit
alcohol? No thanks. I'll have a sparking water, san pellegrino if you've got it but schweppes is fine.
me lager, finchy lager, gareth lager sometimes cider so....different drinks for different needs
ive never had sex with an adult human female
When ready>>220220864>>220220864>>220220864>>220220864
>>220240687thanks :)
>>220240746looks exactly the same as the old onewhat is actually the pointsame costumes same set still set in the 90schange something at least
>>220240747
enjoying the cute ladies in the russia thread on /wsg/
>>220240681A good album too but Scientist Rids the World of the Evil Curse of the Vampires is better because it was used as the K-Jah Radio station in GTA 3 so we've ALL heard it (except Mousey who famously hates GTA games)
>>220240823and rorke goes silent
>>220240760deciphered this easilyfeeling well smart
>>220240821hermione looks terriblealso the new dumbledorf is 80 and they want to do like 10 seasons they will definitely have to recast him
>>220240782but the penis is out front on males and points upwards and the vagina is way underneath almost at the anusit suggests either early males were giants or early females were tiny (i.e. the ideal age to shag them is when they're practically children). I don't support it but this would line up with both historical marriage practices and the commonality of pedophilia in modern life that everyone seems perplexed by
cheese toastie for supperand you?
>>220240667shut it steve
>>220240821only so much you could do with a story as simple as harry Potter. Would be good if Instead of learning magic at hogwarts they all got raped.
>>220239782mad how matey tried to have a career and got nowhere until his sister got her massive tits and shoved it in everyones face and suddenly for no reason at all his muzak lana del rey rip-off drivel became award winning masterpieces
>>220240847Didn't Dumbledore from the first film die and get replaced
>>220240859Proof that some Yank posters are alright
>>219849512Install this and track ALL of carlybender’s dogshit posts!
>>220240881nah I'd rather not mate
>>220240851
>>220240647Yes. Just a sense of existential dread and gloom. Not even sure what’s causing it.
>>220240874yh though he was "only" 72
well?
>>220240823mincey little poofter
>>220240851>this would line up with both historical marriage practicesNope>and the commonality of pedophilia in modern life that everyone seems perplexed byNope, just because you and all of your mates are nonces doesn't mean it's a "commonality"
>>220240851the male is designed to pounce from the undegrowth when the womans back is turned. when the male grabs her, she falls to the floor rotating her hips and falling naturally into the doggy position. then the male has his way with her and departs into the undergrowth to pounce on the next one
started playing assassin's creed rorke
>>220240891stupid racist old cunt wasted his whole life on a made up fantasy land
>>220240912don’t know
>>220240912Don't like all this banning stuff shite Why do people love their nanny state so much
>>220240891Do you have permission to use this image?
A builder under my employ has just called me a fucking retard and frankly I don't think that's on
thoughts?
if you're attracted to children can you please just kill yourself and be done with it
>>220240951How's that then
>the male is designed to pounce from the undegrowth when the womans back is turned. when the male grabs her, she falls to the floor rotating her hips and falling naturally into the doggy position. then the male has his way with her and departs into the undergrowth to pounce on the next one
>>220240937youve wasted your whole life and not even had sex let alone imagine an entire fantasy world
>>220240951why did he call you that lad
why do i even come here
My boyfriend and I are both 28 years old and together for 2.5 years.Yesterday night we were drinking and one thing led to another and I tried to compliment him by saying he is not someone who I would hookup or be a fwb with but marry. I thought everything was fine but he seemed extremely distraught after that. I realized how he understood it and tried to clarify it but he is still the same this morning.He told me he needs space to think for a while and left the house. All my friends tell me I messed it up and guys tell me it’s not a compliment and most men will understand it differently. I think I destroyed our relationship and I am panicking right now.
was in nantwich earlier
hello
>>220240978I was being a fucking retard
>>220240969ive had sex loads of times mate more than you i guarantee
cex loving this
any rugged neva smoove man in
>>220240912getting fat isn't she
>>220240979i enjoy your company
Tolkien's estate is so litigious that a lot of private torrent sites explicitly ban uploading his stuff. Weird innit (still easily found mind).
>>220240979read this in a squidward voice
>>220240990stupid fucking whore
>>220240998hmm i see ah yes intriguing
>>220241014>private torrent sitesmugs
>>220241004Haven't been asked to age verify yet.
rewatching my single favourite youtube video
>>220240997I don't know why I love to hate-watch him so much DSP is the perfect lolcow
>>220240997genuinely mental how he's still at ithow does he do it
Leftypol trying to find biological reasons as to why it's okay to molest childrenRorke suspecting the reason for the positions of human genitalia has much to do with the pelvic rotation that comes with becoming bipedal
>>220240930saw two birds flapping about in a tree, one trying to escape. definitely a rape underway
>>220240997now guys...
taking my nephew to cex this weekend
>>220241032luv her
>>220240544
BILBO WAS A NONCE
bonobos fuck missionary
>>220241044just a good lad making chill meaningful pahsitive khantent
>>220241014didn’t Tolkeins estate sell all the rights to his work to Amazon?
>Mark Bryan a robotic engineer is shattering gender norms by wearing what he likes.
>>220240997hello
>>220241003youve been done virgin
>>220241096indian
>>220240937mad how you can be a relatively progressive man for your time that never hated anyone and still get retroactively labeled an evil racist by future schizophrenics
>>220241011sort of goes against the spirit of communism doesn't it? being a big fat fucking greedy pig
>>220241097Not the literary stuffThe rights are really strictly split too, I remember some shit game came out on the PS2 based on the books (The Hobbit) at the same time as the good ones based on the films It's like Harry Potter in that sense
>>220240578>Today the U.N. General Assembly adopted a resolution to condemn the trafficking of Africans in bondage and the transatlantic slave trade.>Only three states voted against it.>The USA, Argentina and Israel.So what I'm hearing here is the USA, Argentina and Israel are the world's only based countries.
>>220241110he wasn’t relatively progressive. he was religious as fuck and supported franco during the spanish civil war
>>220241099love how he goes home and wanks himself silly over forcing others to participate in his crossdressing and humiliation fetisheslove how we're supposed to pretend this is completely normal and fine
>>220240912Agreed.Also ban porn, ban AI, ban 4chan, ban Twitter, and ban Islam.
>>220241130you're mentalthe hobbit was a great game
>>220241099Imagine having to work with this cunt ahahaha
>>220241135regarding the topic at hand you mongoloid
>>220241099it's called attention seeking
>>220241142How does him wearing that affect your life
>>220241157fuck that. imagine trying not to laugh every morning as he comes mincing through the door
>"Ni juu go ji" (二十五時) translates to "25 o'clock" in English, which is a way to express 1:00 AM in a 24-hour clock format.woah ai is truly going to take over with all its intellect... thx chatgpt
Pet batberg scratching at the window desperate to go outside Can't let him though because he won't come back
>>220241174It's like with Sacked TrannyLiterally no reason for him to tell us on 4chan that he thinks he's a woman. None whatsoever Does it anyway
>>220241096Fuck off Helpernonce.
>>220241194nigga that's a wild animal let him out
>>220241164not what your post says
>>220241208helperlad died mate
>>220241194might get blown away in this wind as well. they're light as a piece of paper aren't they
>>220241189ill turn up to your dads funeral wearing a sexy bunny outfit will be fine with you im sure
>>220241189yeah i guess sohow does people being naked in public affect my lifehow does litter and graffiti affect my lifehow does gay people bumming each other in public toilets and leaving used needles in parks affect my lifewe should just let people enjoy things right?
>>220241228if only
>>220241235yeah that would be hot
>>220241194sorry have you caught a bat and are now forcing it to be your pet?
>>220241228I thought he just got a 1 month ban or something.
>>220241106bloody white woman porn picturesstop to posting them indian boy
>>220241254his 4chan account got closed
bought some new pants and some new trainer socks that i'm going to wear tomorrow
>>220241250yeah
the "heh how does the overall wellbeing of society affect you?" soyjak
>>220241250yeah how do you think dogs became pets exact same way i reckon
>>220241267too many FOI requestsmany such cases
whats the name of that website where you can get free kindle books again
>>220241279dogs aren't prone to flying away at the earliest opportunity and never coming back
>>220241291freekindlebooks.com mate
>>220241291lemonparty.org x
Imagine unironcally being a paki
If I catch another one they can breed and I'll domesticate them
are we close to the point where we have to start calling ourselves native brits?
>>220241225didn't think it necessary to specify as he wasn't called a racist because of his position on the spanish civil war but i'll be sure to include the approriate tone indicators for the autistically inclined next time
>>220241291amazon dickhead you have to buy them piracy is a crime don't forget that
>>220241327The word you're looking for is Anglo-Saxon.
>>220241341no it fucking isn't you massive larper
>>220241291Library Genesis/Z-Library
>>220241332The spainflag leftymong's getting boring now
>>220241324nigga inventing covid-20
>>220241356It factually is. The native people of England are, and should be called, Anglo-Saxons.
>>220241279I think it was a bit different for dogs and that some wolves would be less aggressive and fearful of human encampments and willingly enter to scavenge, and then those wolves would breed a separate line from the wolves who were naturally more distrustful and aggressive
>>220241291annas archive
I'll make the new
>>220241376>>220220864>>220220864>>220220864>>220220864
>>220241394>>220241394>>220241394
>>220241332you said he was relatively progressive, he wasn’t. your post doesn’t really imply your strictly talking about racism. you should have been clearer. but it’s ok. i forgive you
>>220241387What do they talk about in there? Gay porn and having their bums out? Their favourite trannys?
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Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
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