dutch people :/not fond of them
you treat a bad bitch like she averagei treat a bad bitch like a fat bitch
Birtain? No thanks haha. Id rather go to Taiwan.
margaret thatcher's "great" britain
Thinking of applying for this toil.
>>220247187Non-Blonde Dutch people need to be stripped of their citizenship and expelled from the country
>>220247187Yeah they're kind of weird
Pick a girl, /brit/.
>>220247214
>>220247214Left, easy
>>220247214White shirt blonde one in the back there with the ponytail
>>220247207based and correctpilled
one time when i was 13 i saw a gif on reddit of a girl deep throating a massive gummy worm and for some reason it freaked me out so muchi had no idea you were allowed to see things like that online
>>220247214Those are men.
>>220247214right, no question.
>>220247214the one on the right has the most kissable face :3
Hate it when you bust a nut on a girl and then you realise how terrible the sex must have been for her and you start feeling guilty and shit.
isn't it weird that the two best footballers of all time are both dwarves from argentina
When you pay an escort for a facesitting session, do farts cost extra?
>>220247264pele is a dwarf from brazil
usual /brit/: piss poo wank arse wank cor pussy sex/brit/ when UK soldiers are called to help invade Iran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KOsJuUV_wU
>>220247265Fuck off braptard Facesitting is supposed to a pleasant experience where all you can smell is woman sweat skin and vagina. Don't ruin it with gross shit
>>220247206That's 12p an hour above minimum wage. For that, I'd expect to be doing little more than mucking out the sties and feeding them, but these expect you to do stock control, audits, vaccinations AND drive? What a joke.>Fields Personlol
done a massive poo
James Joyce, now that was a real Englishman
>>220247279It can be that if you want it to be. It can also be about sniffing farts.
>>220247310pain
at the withdrawals point of explosive sneezes
>>220247206pig concentration camp commandant
>>220247326alri david paulden lad
I am disgusted by vaginas, am not attracted to most women, enjoy getting my ass fucked, and sometimes think about what it would feel like to kiss the handsome men I see aroundNone of this would be a problem if I was gay but the trouble is I'm a straight man
>>220247310mad how fucking stupid the goyim are
>>220247338Based off everything you said there, you are gay. Seriously and debilitatingly gay.Do you like anything about women at all, romantically or sexually?
it's over
>>220247339>>220247341get the short haired cuties posted
>>220247338>I am not sexually attracted to women, I am sexually attracted to men, despite being heterosexualmate
>>220247363That is a man.
>>220247373incorrecttho I wouldn't care if queen lipa had a penis
>>220247363she's so fit
>>220247363albanian slapper
>>220247214left and it ain't close
>>220247339>>220247341being attracted to dykes is a mental illness desu
Norway and Denmark have a greater share of dark phenotypes than Sweden. I see more Danes and Norwegians who look like Englishmen or Scots than I do Swedes. If pic related were from Kent, people would insist she were proof of England being 'mostly Celtic' or 'French influenced', when in fact it just proves that the ancient Teutonic race from which we originated was not universally blonde.
>>220247394she is >>220247413albanian QUEEN ackshually
Whither Saskia Teague's socials?
>>220247415she's a christfag thoughever
>>220247203Meanwhile this entire gen identifies as liberal incel men voting for the liberal parties that brought the brown people over and prioritizes them. Really makes you donit
>>2202474214chan race autism is only made more cringe by being mostly bullshit. There are Germanics with dark features (including eyes) and none of this stuff would hold water if we all just went outside. I blame Varg.
Bloody Sunday innit lads
>>220247421>If pic related were from Kent, people would insist she were proof of England being 'mostly Celtic' or 'French influenced', when in fact it just proves that the ancient Teutonic race from which we originated was not universally blonde.Doesn't change the fact that Welsh, Scottish and Irish people are not White, however.
>>220247446>There are Germanics with dark features (including eyes) That's because your shit pit island utterly destroyed their country with bombs, and then the Russians invaded and raped them. Kill yourself actually.
Sorry, but I still like Andrew and Fergie.
>>220247170how many dimensions does paper mario have?
ho brother teague dost thou hear the decree that we shall have a new deputyho by my soul it is a talbot and he shall cut every englishmans throat
>>220247468Odd post
Todays eats>breakfastMarmite and cheese on toast>lunchNectarine, black beans on toast>dinnerPint of orange juice, garlic bread
>>220247468You are an idiot, there are paintings of Europeans going back centuries with brown eyes. Stop being stupid now and don't reply to me again please.
>>220247475Wasn't at you were it mutt
>>220247214middle is butters but looks like she'd be wild in bed
>>220247440if you can't tell from looking at that bird that she's utter filth I don't know what to tell you. It transcends religion.
>>220247480Shut up about things you know nothing about and haven't the fortitude to learn.
>>220247492i could tell you her name if you want
apple music and spotify conspiring once again to only suggest me dogshit music
Alex SALMONdNicola STURGEONgoodness gracious me how did i not notice this before i simply shant sleep tonight
>>220247446It's not 4chan race autism though, it's a different way of analysing stereotypes. Both sides of the spectrum do it. I've heard people call English 'half-Italian, half-German' in an attempt to deny England a linguistic heritage that can be taken pride in. Yet, by presenting English as 'mixed' they assume a pure German and Italian to prove the point.It's like when someone makes a montage/collage of French cathedrals, Shakespearean plays, Italian art, etc and calls it 'white culture' to dab on blacks and gets called a bigot who shames the West, but when Lottie and Ottilie do the same thing and call it 'European culture' to attack Brexit voters, it's socially acceptable.
>>220247512no thank you I don't condone that sort of behaviour on 4chan. I wouldn't want it to happen to me and so I don't wish it upon others.
>>220247476based bread enjoyer
you never see a mad cantankerous Norwegian come to think of it
>>220247512yes please
>>220247468
good morning /briert/
>>220247547fuck you right up your bastard batty hole you cunt
Br'er Rabbit sex arse
Honestly and truly I have never found a black woman attractive. If other people do then by all means crack on but they're not for me. Something in my genome dictates that my willy remain dormant when presented with black women.
>>220247556and a good morning to you too!
>>220247564This is how I feel when I see South-East Asian women
>>220247564It's their nostrilsThey are huge and it's so unnattractive
>>220247542ive wasted so much cum fapping to black girls i could have repopulated Europe by now
>>220247578>>220247580the darker the better
from watching 9/11 documentaries I'm now prepared to handle an extraordinary situation, no matter how extraordinary
>>220247604what would you do if you were in a skyscraper and a plane crashed into it
I fully intend to retire to Thailand and date women my grand daughters age as well. Not my fault the bongs killed the Third Reich off is it
>>220247604Are you prepared for nuclear war?Alien life reveal?Coronal mass ejection and subsequent global EMP?
>>220247591Neh that's too dark. It's giving BBC Pidgin journalist.
>>220247614shit myself and fall out of the window by accident>>220247617prepared to look like a hero for a few seconds before I shit myself and fall out of a window
>>220247615hitler killed the third reich off by trying to invade half of europe and thinking there would be no consequences and then trying to invade russia as well
>>220247538Isobel (Izzy) Phillips
>>220247615tights and skirt erotic
Robert Wyatt fell out of a window oncehow did that work out for him, thenyeah, you could be next, making unlistenable alternative music and fouling up the worldthink before you lean
>>220247630>Has colonized 1/3 of the world's people into slavery>Decides it's the moral authority qualified to pass judgement and declare war over Germany simply reconfiguring it's pre-1919 bordersShit arse shart brain argument
cold outside so I shan't be leaving the house today
>>220247630June was way too late to invade the USSR, why didn't he start earlier???
>>220247666You sound a little butthurt, Pablo
>>220247682wear the bunny costume
>>220247685no argument there is there
>>220247666im not declaring moral judgement over anything im telling you that hitler really thought he could just invade half of europe and get away with it for some reason
>>220247666What would your reaction be if Germany suddenly became schizo again and invaded its neighbours in order to restore its pre 1919 borders
hate micah richards
>>220247740Throw a banana and watch how far he chases it
sematary augh
need a 40 year old quirk chungus gf
>>220247170Paper Mario is dead. At least there was the TTYD remaster to reminiscence about the good times.
Get Emma Watson's fanny shagged. Get her farts sniffed. Get her excrement scranned.
>>220247310https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/135789014
>>220247753kirk chungus
>>2202477221. He didn't invade even 1/10 of Europe 2. The UKuck did nothing when Russia invaded and seized an even larger portion of Poland than Germany did, within the same month3. This line of thinking that says 'Hitler wanted to take over the world' is simply more schizo Zionist idiocy, like saying Iran was going to kill us all with invisible nuclear weapons >>220247725I wouldn't support it under some globalist homo like Merz.
>>220247753>40 year old quirk chungus gfA lot of my secondary school teachers fit that description, including one of my history teachers who I had a massive crush on
>>220247793nazi incels lost mate get over it
boring yank bastardgo away
>>220247764
hate self
>>220247782och aye 'tis many herts wha mourn Bannockburn
the peng tings ofthe biscuit world
>>220247793>This line of thinking that says 'Hitler wanted to take over the world' is simply more schizo Zionist idiocyhave you ever read mein kampf
>>220247806We'd all have been married by the age of 21 under the old ways you know. The irony is YOU'RE a fucking junkie incel. Most posters here are incels. And yet under the oh so horrible traditional conservative culture of Australia, Britain or Germany (there actually wasn't much difference in 1939) we'd all be married with children by now.
you ever just eat a whole block of cheese as a snack?
looks well lush that does
you ever notice that brown trannies pass better
>>220247833niggas will try bringing back the third reich instead of just talking to a girl bruh
an american nazi. how original
go on Mr Patel my son get in lad
How about some more hallucination talk. For me, it's always right before bed, and lately they've been flickery and kaleidoscopic before focusing in on nonsense like mario kart. Probably nothing to worry about.
ah, shit I chose the one battle that the Scots actually wonit could've been Glencoeor one of those other Corries song locationfuck me
>>220247845this one isn't really that bad
>>220247832Yes. The actual name of what we mislabel as teh Nazis was the German National Socialist Party. Unlike the communists in Russia with their stated goal of world domination, Germany under Hitler sought to strengthen only Germany and territories with large German diaspora populations to protect them from ethnic abuse, but NOT to take over Britain or the USA or any other country.
get it paved over
>>220247845Looks better than beforeBoring lawn with zero decoration or fun plants
Do people not realise that most vans can only go 50 on a 60 road?I drive a work van that is tracked and driving is scored. I can’t speed. I can however drive even slower the closer you get to my bumper.
>>220247852Scottish history is them invading England and winning three or four skirmishes against farmers and minor rural lords, then getting put back in their place by the first proper army the English send to beat them
dogowitz barking at nowt again
that leaves only me to blame cause mama tried
dogberg doin his dogberg thang
>>220247857>Germany under Hitler sought to strengthen only Germany and territories with large German diaspora populations to protect them from ethnic abuseand also kill millions of slavs but oh well they're second class whites so they don't count
Right I'm off to the shop to get a Red Bull and have a think about my shit life
>>220247862how come I always get vans right up my arse desperate to overtake when I'm going the speed limit then
>>220247862Something really fucked up about that. Probably saves >100 lives a year but still.
>>220247867merle haggard?
You think a grandma has ever posted here?
>>220247874That's another myth you'll go round repeating while in reality it's your country being changed into lebensraum for Pakistanis and the others. Would be funny if it wasn't so god stupid: you bringing up a myth while you're the one being genocided.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkwuZPDVAX0
>>220247892ktim ktim KTIMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
>>220247842SCREAM
>>220247170Is British food as heart burn-ey as American food is? I like Amerislop as much as the next guy but, as I get older, I just can't be arsed to order a burger and fries anymore. The fries alone absolutely nuke my esophagus.
>>220247897literally not relevant to my point + your country is flooded with mexicanswhat exactly do you think hitler was going to do with the millions of slavs living in the land he wantedjust let them live there lol
probably whiff quite a bit but don't have time for a shower before toil lmao
>>220247924>esophagusFOY
>>220247893darn tootin
>>220247932well you doa shower takes what like three minutes
>>220247842this but unironicallywe wouldn't have 80% of women getting taken by 20% of the guys then
>>220247924
mad how much money I throw away on shite
>>220247764Why do they do it
>>220247976what's your most recent purchase
get the beautiful English cottages tarmackedget the soul removed from them
>>220247996Gillian McKeith sex arse
i smell so fucking bad its insane
>>220247996Theresa May sex arse, no actually it's two litres of vodka
having a hitlerian wank to ebony bbws
>>220247952cause I step straight out the shower into the car and drive off yeah
>>220248018can you elaborate on the nature of the hitlerian wank?
not a fan of hitler or the nazis really they all seem like nerdsmussolini was coolitalian fascism in general mogs
Heckin' wholesome Hitler is one of the most cringe bits of bullshit Nazis try to push here.
Mosley was the wrong man to lead British fascism back in the 1930s. Should've been some working-class geezer
>>220248035he was kinda wholesome though. wanted the best for his people and loved animals, including his pet dog
>>220248051Mickey Mosley
sitting in front of the computer but looking at my phone
>>220247927We followed you into hell. Into the abyss. And yes my country mirrors yours in replacement. >just let them live there lolThat's literally what he did do to both the slavs and jews until Britain declared war on Germany and the country was so depleted and resources drained that many starved to death or died of disease.
>>220248021well you could have showered between your original post and this one
going to play some kingdom come deliverance
>>220248052Okay, but he was a thoroughgoing Social Darwinist who believed in Aryan conquest, there is a whole chapter in Mein Kampf where he essentially says that nature is constant warfare and that the German must be the constant victor. He wasn't a wholesome chungus conservative, at all.
tucked in with my gf
I also will play Kingdom up until deliverance arrives
>>220248076Do you actually believe your own bullshit? Honest question.
>>220248076you know this isn't trueyou're trying to convince yourself that nazi germany was actually just innocently invading eastern europe so that they could live there in harmony with the subhuman slavs
>>220248109Not an argument. We both know who's right here.
>>220248093>nature is constant warfare and that the German must be the constant victorthis is true thoughever and it what every race besides whites believe about themselves. so you can either fight to survive or virtue signal yourself to death
thinking of talking about Northern Ireland and Bloody Sunday with the Irish lady at work today
yanks act like their country is under siege by the most backwards bomalian bastards like the uk but 99% of their immigrants are chill mexicans
You know who I love, I love that huge black guy who eats chicken with nurse gloves
>>220248126Suck my entire balls bong. You pretending to give a hoot about Slavs suddenly when your country hates Russia and wants them all dead here in the present. What's your argument? That Germany is bad for wanting Slavic people erased, yet you also hate and fear the Russians to this day? Your military tells you to prepare to die against Russia every few months. Just admit that you're leaders screwed you and be done with it.
>>220248146is she a fenian? if she is call it the north of ireland and be very pro palestine and youll have your shillelagh in her emerald isle by lunchtime
>>220248154yeah we all just need to chill out bro one love brotha every1 just tryin to live their life be like jesus he said to be nice right
>>220248167cor she is fit so I sincerely hope it's that easy
>>220248154Oh this is RICH coming from an Ausnigger. I don't even want to hear it. A large portion of your immigrants are BWC-hungry Asian college chicks.
>>220248163i don't hate slavs, or russians, and i don't want to go to war with russia>What's your argument? That Germany is bad for wanting Slavic people erased, yet you also hate and fear the Russians to this day?i never said anything close to thatyou're getting mad over things that you've invented in your brain
>>220248200FOR TIS BETTER TO DIE NEATH AN IRISH SKYTHAN AT SUVLA OR SUD EL BAR
use cleanser and moisturiser everyday my skin is still shit give up
>>220248200Ah but not really. The Germophobia of the 1940s has been replaced by Russophobia today, a strategy of your godless shit eating mongoloid government.
>>220248212thoughts on hitler?
What you reckon the he's up to nowadays then?
>>220248163>nazis didnt hate slavs but actually they did and actually thats good and actually you hate slavs tooshockingly poor argument even for a nazi incel
eating dried coconut flakes for dinner cause i cba cooking
>>220248230U keep posting this
>>220248184what type of irish is she anyway. i cant imagine bringing bloody sunday up will end too well in any scenario
>>220248200>>220248232yanks dont argue they just talk at you
>>220248232What I'm saying is that the average Brit of today hates and fears them. I never said I did.
*poot*
>>220248224okay so why don't you see you hate the british government instead of assuming that i hate russians for some reasonwhen the whole time i've been saying that hitler was bad because he wanted to kill slavs
>>220248226well my great-granfather was a nazihe was assassinated by partisansmy grandpa was raised by nazis in Austria for a timeand was later buried under rubble at the Klagenfurt train station due to a British bombing raidso swell chap, would yodel with
>>220248216ktim
>>220248265because frankly I don't trust Anglos. I'm irish diaspora and still carry the distrust of you.
>>220248281sorry to hear that. you decend from brave men who died valiantly
Woke
Only when the Anglo tastes defeat and finds himself in shackles, then I will be happy.
isn't music good
>>220248329Not really. Sad music makes you sad
>>220248324You are Anglo
>>220248317Um I think the top row are gay porn stars actually
>>220248342I'm Irish. Curse you with a thousand scalding irons.
>>220248329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llDy85E99RUaye
>>220248289Most cringe thing in the world when yanks try and force this. You realise that there is no tension between Irish and English people today. Most English people have some Irish ancestry. Stop trying to create division from Ohio it’s fucking embarrassing
lets all touch eachother sexual style
Listen I'm sorry bongs. I love brit pop and I an anglooboo. Forgive me?
>>220248396*kisses you*
>>220248369I was totally trolling bong. My bad >>220248390I like this.
abysmal thread. yanks back in the filter. cunts
yo cody bro, up the ra
>>220248401aww i wish it was in person<3
>>220248418>>220248418>>220248418>>220248418>>220248418hi
>>220248437umhi x
>>220248447goodnight umbunny. i love you especially
Had a frightening dream about a pig in the woods
words I don't understand: fungible
yoooo creg what’s up dude!?
>>220248478think it's a type of mushroom
>homer bimpson
going to sleep now ://///
im very nasty and agressive to Americans online but in reality i would literally cut off my balls with a butter knife to go and live there
>>220248509screamhomer bimpson
I'd love to disappear into the abyss of rural Wyoming or North Dakota and just not exist around other people ever again
squirtin' mah gooall over yer poo
just 100%'d Assassin's Creed 1
get mogged
>>220248542...until the world needed him. A conspicuously NW European terrorist was threatening the stability of the world. That was...The Hour Of The Brit!
>>220248543goo?
>>220248571I'd like to hear more about this goo.
just saw Epstein alive and well buying bagels in co-op
>>220248216you need to take care of your diet too if you want your skin to ‘glow’. use a derma pen, mild exfoliation and take collagen and vitamin c
>>220248615i saw him buying veal at the butchers. said he likes them young and tender.
See my vest,See my vest,Made from real gorilla chest!
>>220248628I don't want to "glow", I just don't want to look like a greasy blotchy freak
i wish i lived in the frasier apartment i would spend all day looking for arse and tits in other buildings with a telescope
/brit/ is only good between like 6AM and 9AM. Only time normal lads are on it. Before all the mongs, sexual deviants and unemployed gremlins wake up. Even the JFs at this hour are good craic.
>Gruesome piranha tank execution as Kim Jong Un 'threw general' to gruesome deathBond villain shit
>>220248653quite stylish
Why is everyone so nasty and hostile everywhere
Off to toil. Taking all the good posts with me.
>>220248657do you really believe that happened
>>220248669the modern world is pretty shit to live in and it makes everyone irritable and stressed
>>220248656I’m what you call an unemployed gremlin but I’m up at 5:40 every morning so maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to judge
>>220248657>It comes after revelations that the general's predecessor was killed by a spinning top hat, thrown by the dictator himself.it's downright inhumane
Managed to get myself some sort of quiet-fired where I'm still getting paid but barely have to workShould be able to keep this equilibrium going for a few weeks at least
>>220248681but why
>>220248669Phones I think. It wasn’t like this 20 years ago when people were forced to interact with the world at large to be a normal person. Now everyone lives in their own wee bubble. Also we’re a far more atheist society than previously that believes life is inherently meaningless before we return to the void of non existence forever. This is not only an inherently misery inducing worldview but encourages people to punch down while they still can because your life and your emotions is all that ever matter
>>220248673Honestly there's no telling. That country is very secretive and there's a bunch of propaganda coming from all sides but it wouldn't surprise me if it was.
>>220248641just give it a try. i actually managed to look like a human again with those routines
>>220248693Why what?
>>220248126Truth nuke anglos don't want swallow
got gigantic blackheads or "sebaceous filaments" as the wokes call them all over my nose. I'd like to think they can all be removed with those pore strips but I also feel like the strips don't work so I don't want to spend a tenner on them and waste my money
mad how good the rolling stones arethem white boys were crazy
>>220248163yeah because the british government have always known to be truthful and never lie for their own gain
>>220248737mental how theyre british but sound american
>>220248732sort your diet out
>>220248732They don’t work
Got The Beach Boys on
>>220248737The only rolling stone you should be caring about is the one Jesus Christ rolled away from his tomb
>>220248748Who’s this
>>220248748looks a bit like Liam Gallagheras you were LG x
>>220248763lol enjoyed this, me
>>220248732
>>220248746We invented American music
>>220248775outrageous post
>Model Naomi Forbes, 28, from Glasgow, is in a long-term relationship. They have three sons aged nine, five and three, and a seven-year-old daughter. Naomi says: I’ve been intimate with approximately 60 men – and I regret it.why are women like this
>>220248763Genuinely sounds like something a 'hip' evangelical pastor would have said in the 70s
>>220248768rorke
>>220248787>and I regret itI'm sure she does *rolls eyes*
A world without Wendy's chili? Don't even. That's a proper dystopian nightmare right there. Just bleak.
>>220248783Just a bit of cheeky bantz mon ami américain
>>220248789it’s true though
>>220248787Her looksmatched male equivalent would be an incel.
>>220248787she's two years younger than me but I look at her and see an older womanI'm a man child
well there's one thing those rolling stones never achieved and it was gathering moss
>>220248789also>evangelical pastorfoy
>>220248809Amen
hello /brip/ im here now hows it foing
>>220248812well yeah it’s a lot easier for women to get sex than men also, good looking men tend to… get this… get more female attentionincels are absolutely astounded by these two facts on a daily basis and act as if they are making groundbreaking discoveries
2km warm up + 6x1km + 2km cool down interval toil donewhat have (YOU) done this morning?
>>220248822There are evangelical pastors in Britain lad
>>220248787with that nose, it's cause those men knew she was approachable
>>220248848read your blog
>>220248836My favourite 4chan post, being attacked with agreement.
>>220248864did you like it x
>>220248849yeah an americanisation british forms of christianity are anglicanism, methodism, presbytarianism and catholicism. maybe a few baptists
smoke alarm is chirping and has been for 2 days im literally a nigger
>>220248873Catholicism isn’t British
>>220248868just hate when people do that. they compare texts or videos and go “LOOK AT HOW SHE TREATS THE HANDSOME MAN (CHAD) vs AN INCEL!!!”As if a 4 year old can’t even tell that women treat people differently based on looks
>>220248873Evangelical Christianity started in Britain you retard. Pastor is a term with historical precedent. You aren't as knowledgeable as you think you are.
>>220248872was alri
>you will never drink duff beer with homer at moe's >you will never drink pawtucket patriot ale with peter at the clamgenuinely why even live
>>220248881Britain was Catholic for 1,000 years >>220248891Yeah but the modern form is a dispensationalist american importation
>>220248891Neither are you now fuck off
>>220248886ok
dire dire thread some of you creatures need to slink off back into your hovels
>>220248803Big ups Sean Ranklin
>>220248899>Yeah but the modern form is a dispensationalist american importationWrong, there's a whole network of Evangelical churches in Britain that aren't dispensationalist (the majority)>>220248900Learn to concede in future.
>>220248899Away with these Popish idolatries!
>>220248910but doctor this is my hovel
Diego on the warpath today
broski at this point what even is Britain, you have religion of the United States, ethnic composition of Detroit or Chicago and sick laws made by Palantir, like it's over, even British religion is deeply into a Israeli worship death cult transsexual priests in mega churches thing>>220248921they did all of this so their fat king could have more underage pussy to fuck and then behead
>>220248910*surreptitiously drags my feet back to my dirt hole*
>>220248968>>220248968
>>220248868
