Britannia edish
Imagine being in squid game and the next game was explaining per capita to a nigger
>>220252479Maybe it’s the angle of the lens or something but aren’t her lower legs super short?
got horny so i had a wank
>>220252652she's like 12, probably a bit awkward proportionally
>>220252699scenes from the Crusaarble
eating shit from a monkeys arse
7 hours and 36 minutes….
that's the windows open then
>Misogynistic son, 18, who held mum hostage before beating her to death after vile online messages is jailed for life>Police found that AI platform DeepSeek suggested Roberts use a hammer rather than a knife to kill her"
Overmono are playing in Notts at the end of June but I've already locked in going to a dnb thing in London the week afterWant to go to both but as a 30yo boomer dropping twice in a week took it out of me in beefah last year, might be a struggle
>>220252766
>>220252766not really funny is it
>>220252802is a bit
>>220252802The /r9k/ lot find it hilarious
do we have a powerword on this qt yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yToaviBloo asking for research xo
>>220252766/britfeel/ activities
>Shook, Potter?
Thoughts on the Israel-Palestine situation lads?
>>220252820Think I saw one on https://google.co.il/
>>220252846don;t care
>>220252763black pussy a chanj a rorkeblack pussy tun red
>>220252845
>>220252879blew some air out of my nose at this
>>220252879gibbering and climbing up the walls
>>220252846This situation is wrong at a time when negotiations are still going on, but pakis and the public have been let down by BOTH sides, who need to- put aside the rhetoric, - get round the negotiating table, - and get this sorted out
>>220252879scofiting
>>220252912return the sausages
>>220252479would love to see her bouncing on a bbc with that dress hiked up
i saw this jew get beat up by a gang of black kids yesterday kek how's the civil rights movement working out for you moshe?
>>220252879that look he gives when he says 'mind if I... slyther in?
>>220252933spaki mate...
>>220252375 #>faster than they can regenerateMm yes, any day now the 45 year-old regime that wasn't toppled when isolated and was fresh, will fall.>There’s a Kurdish army ready to moveOn the payroll of the cia>senior figures in the Iranian army Artesh are ready to defectAny day now, any minute, just you wait.>>220252377 #Delusional. In divorce with reality.
>>220252861>once in a generation the UKAY produces a woman who is smart, beautiful, courageous and has good values>they don't want to talk about her
>>220252933bombaclart
>>220252935sc
Drinking a beer pintule because why the fuck not
>On 26 March, 2006, Scotland became the first UK nation to introduce a ban on smoking in public placesjust been downhill since then
Imagine actually being depressed
Just seen a post that violates United States law
>>220252959It's to protect you from covid and terrorists
>>220252971i was this time last yearwas on the tablets n all
just been released from the custody of the queensland police
toilfu saw my blue archive it's over over over
>>220252802how
>>220252999Haha alri Sir Weasel Tickler *gives you a poke*
pedophilia has gone woke
rorkes marriage not going well
>>220253002are you the one who posts those missing girls?
>>220253031marriage looks fun
>>220253042no, if you'd paid attention you might have noticed that his posts focus on missing people in new south wales, far outside my jurisdiction as a queensland resident
BRING AMBER LAMPS
Just came in the fluffer
rorke-it ralph
>>220253064sorry it's all the same to me
>>220253100blaring
>>220252879Poo Howling
>>220253131
>>220253064QUEENSLANDER
you never hear from any canberra niggas
on GOD we are watching the Eng;and friendly on friday and cheering are 'arry Kane
humanstein shouting at whoever Getoffthecounter is again
>>2202532017 hours 7 minutes…
>>220253206Cats are a shit pet and worse animal you boring virgin
>>220253031this bloke drive his first wife to suicide and another woman still married him madness
sucking on two golfballs
>>220253227must have a massive knob
>>220253221You would cower in my presence.
>>220253217+ 1 day
drinking whiskey
if I was ever depressed and was gonna kill myself I’d do it in a way that would make people think there was a conspiracy going on. Like that OpenAI guy who ordered pizza before killing himself
inshallah northern island brothers
Pixie Lott, now that was one tidy bit of sex on legs
>>220253271It’s the north of Ireland
listened to an alcoholic's account of what an alcohol binge is like while off my dial on ketamine, was life changing
>>220253294whats Broken Hill like?
how long do you think you’d survive in a yank prison before a black was raping your bumhole?
Bought pots, compost, tomato, courgette, mint, potato seeds, put them all in their little containers, labelled them up, put them on the windowsil, checked the water regularly and topped them up and absolutely fuck all has happened I'm absolutely fucking useless.Everyone says online oh be careful with mint and courgettes because they almost grow too quick! Not a fucking sausage out of my endeavours, I'm just a useless sack of shit
>>220253304Oh no, please don't put your bbc in my bum haha noooo haha
>>220253302dunno ent been there
>>220253347my queen
um
>>220253322patience is a virtue
>>220253347wouldn't vote for someone who is only just able to vote themselves
>>220253322None of them germinated?Almost certainly let the seeds dry out after they've germinated but before they've erupted from the soil or simply did not water enough. Only takes a few hours in hot weather and loose soil if youre not careful
>>220253265jumping into the ocean and letting sharks devour you is the best way to go imo. you just vanish like that and no one could ever find you
>>220253376but would you follow one into battle?
lad at was school was called Bingus. think his parents were foreign or someting
>>220253347corrr
>>220253389Nothing. Planted them on the 17th.Looking at advice online and everyone's talking about how you need a heat lamp or heating pad. Take the piss. Might just bin them all and get some proper potting mix and have another go, so I can fuck that up too
>>220253407Bingus Dinkus?
>>22025340220 years old back in 350BC is like being 35 now
mad to think every dog you see in a movie made before like 2010 is dead now :/rip to those little niggers from "beverly hills chihuahua"
>>220253429yjk
I need 5000 pound to start my business
>>220253443sent ;)
>>220252537How do they improve him? Askinf for a friend
she's actually so fit
>>220253443what's your business? i might give you seed funding for a %
horny for pink pussy
>>220252699Air Hockey is fun desu
>>220253451State of that ghoul next to her
Does spamming your political party count as “this post is off topic”?
absolute rocket
>>220253492it counts as politics outside of /pol/
need sneed funding for my cock enlargement surgery
>>220253464nonce. only under age pussies are pink. well worn ones are brown and you know that
>>220253439Laughing Gravy from the Laurel & Hardy 1931 short of the same name. Reckon he's well dead.
How were you not constantly horny and trying to fuck the girls when you were at school when they're all wearing school uniforms and pantyhose? You're beyond fucking lucky.
>>220253492how's it off topic you saucey little runt, she's a british woman
bet she's taken miles of dick
>>220253524It’s political
>>220253520>How were you not constantly horny and trying to fuck the girls when you were at schoolliterally every school is
>>220253516My grandad was mates with him, used to drink in the same pub together
https://youtu.be/Zhih_I2IqtU?si=T6NxYQrwN0QMJLpQwhy did they kinda cook here
ever wank in school? had a wank in the library while sat at the computer once.
>>220253547Who? Laughing Gravy? Or Stan Laurel?
She needs better social media, x and instagram, the whole lot. can't only have fb in this day and age
>>220253546OKay, I suppose i'm just projecting my inceldom and envy of not having school uniform girls in pantyhose when I grew up. Thank God for Tiktok though, what a gold mine.
unemployed schizos talking about schoolgirls again? you are all fucking pathetic zoomers
>>220253572No one cares
>>220253564wasnt ready to wank until i left school at 17 because i was developmentally delayed . it contributed to my tight foreskin that i only fixed with phimo rings at 30 which is why im a virgin at 40
>>220253520because I was a timid, socially awkward neek that couldn't even look a girl in the eye
zoomer replaced boomer as the generational slur. we just skipped millennial because they're the most based generation
wanking a poo with my arse
>>220253564all the time in the toilets (all boys school)
>>220253617
>>220253434Don't need any of that, just a soil/medium of any kind thats kept moist but not soaking wet and most seeds will germinate within week and a half.After that if you plant it, give it as much sun as possible in your garden and KEEP IT MOIST, never let it dry out you'll be finejust never let plants dry out especially if they're in containers50/50 compost and top soil works from germination to harvest and it's £3.50 a bag
i unironically wank at my white collar toil on the regular
>>220253564Went to a povvo school so in the toilets only one stall had a door that could close, the three other stalls went can't lock > broken in half > only the hinges remain
was born in 1995I'm not a millennial or a zoomer
>>220253206MEOWING
>>220253654i just change depending on the context of the situation
>>220253650i used to in the cubicles when i started because i was young enough to still be horny all the time. it's amazing how much that changes with age. now i only wank once ever 3 weeks last minute when my body compels me usually in the middle of the night
>>220253520Fucking hell that munted face is horrifying
>>220253709me looking in the mirror
>>220253654bro is 30
>>220253227>Bea trybusStrange name
>>220253697speak for yourself you low test gimp
really wish the toilfu had just told me no instead of stringing me along like this
>>220253734ah yes the "based" zoomers
>>220253454Selling seed
>>220253454Print posters and sell them
>>220253482>>220253505Imagine she vaguely feels like things are fucked in the UK but is still a complete mong because she supports reform
raping a cock with my arse
>>220253454Selling Woven niggers hair as a strong, carbon neutral textile
>>220253758maybe you'd have better chances if you stopped using words like toilfu like a sperg virgin
>>220253823She said we need more worker visas for India so fits right in at reform I’d say
>>220253520>pantyhoseFOY
>>220253520Went to a boys school me
Iranians shot down a third f18 in the Kavir desert. Winning.
>>220253838it's a convenient and accurate nickname for her since I'm obviously not going to use her actual name
>>220253842Leftypol still calling her a n*zi
The World Cup is genuinely about to have the biggest false flag event in history
Troons banned from the Olympics now
>>220253842fucks sake
>>220253890And the pilots?>>220253913
>>220253890that appears to be an X-Wing from the science fiction film 'Star Wars'
>>220253892its also a deeply embarrassing and childish runt word that reflects your inability to attract women. Get a clue, sort it out and stop using these toddlerisms you got from 4chan, loser
Can’t believe they put this in a Labour Party political broadcast. Incredibly racist and transphobic
done two big fat poos but there's plenty more where that came from don't you worry about that
meltdown
>>220253955y-yes sir im s-sorry sir
>>220253917Good stuff.
>>220253892you do seem like a mongy thicko child tbf
>>220253961RAT
Lambeth when Queen Mary visited. London has always been a melting pot
>>220253917worlds healing, and its all thanks to the cass review
>>220254002who the fuck is queen mary?
>>220252933BASED!!!
>>220253917TERF's won
>>220254002No it hasn't. Stop lying.
>>220253992Nigga writing in perfect Ethiopian script desu
snape just pulled out a glock in hogwarts wtf
>>220254018Mary of Teck (Victoria Mary Augusta Louise Olga Pauline Claudine Agnes; 26 May 1867 – 24 March 1953) was Queen of the United Kingdom and the British Dominions, and Empress of India, from 6 May 1910 until 20 January 1936 as the wife of King George V.
>>220253572Whomst?
graham linehan and j.k. rowling having a celebratory shag. graham crushing her with his enormous bulk
could a westboro baptist church exist in britain?
>>220254078Unironically no
>>220254078>>220254085sad!https://youtu.be/Zhih_I2IqtU
a real woman was walking straight towards my window and I thought that my state gf was finally here
Seen in my local supermarket
Y'all ever try one of those sprite cranberries??
>>220254108leftypol raising his fist quietly and blocking the aisle for other shoppers by not moving
>>220253450get a crew cut cut every 4 weeks. no ultra processed food. walk for 30 minutes a day for a month and then do Couch to 5k. buy a 16kg kettlebell and do 100 kettlebell swings a day. buy an electric razor and shave every day even if you think you don't need to. make soup twice a week. limit tv and computer to 2 hours of each a day.if you have no money put off the kettlebell but spend 20 quid on a cheap electric shaver.the person needs a routine. do the things above for 100 days.
>>220254108Wow I'll buy two
>>220254108the most impotent milquetoast action
>>220254134>get a crew cut cut every 4 weeksSorry i have a high intellectual forehead i couldnt possibly
What colour's your G wagon?
>>220254131I don’t care about the politics either way but that sabra hummus just tastes nicer and it’s often on offer so not even that much more expensive.
>>220254074Me watching them in the corner.
reckon leftypol supported jews getting their own homeland back in the day?Not googling or asking grok, can't be arsed
>>220254202uh yeah israel was originally a “socialist” state lmao
>>220253734Why would you bring your children to this?
>>220253955you realise I don't call her that in person right? I only use it on here for the sake of ease
>>220254202He used to volunteer at the based Kibbutz.
>>220254202soviets supported the creation of israel, until they aligned themselves with the US
Leftypol used to be all we’re going to increase steel production and go to the moon and they didn’t but at least it was better than leftypol today thinking they’ll do mindfulness classes for the workers and a bit of art after the revolution
Missed a call from a recruiter on the 6th of March for a job I'd applied for. Was on a stag do at the time, told myself I'd listen to it when I got home - 3 solid days of drinking and I forgot to do it, obviously. Just listened to it today. Going to tell myself I'd have fluffed the interview to cover the pain.
>>220253467It's carrom board
>>220254290What was the job?
>The tech giants in this case, Meta and Google, must now pay $6m (£4.5m) in damages to a young woman known as Kaley, the victim at the centre of this case.>She claimed the platforms left her with body dysmorphia, depression and suicidal thoughts.wish I'd thought of this
>>220254307what a JOKEfat BITCH
had a dream i was at a friend's wedding and everything was quiet and serene like wypipo weddings. Then i suddenly started dancing like american Street dancers. And then i remembered I'm in my 30s so my joints started hurting. Then I woke up to everything unironically hurting
>>2202543076 million from the tech giants, £200 a week from the pip and all you’ve got to do is say you were feeling unhappy because all of your peers were doing better than you and posting it on social media
>>220254071Sierra Churcher
>>220254300Ive been to mega bowl many times lad i know what an airhockey table looks like
>>220254307Qrd?
>>220254345Didmt even have to check the flagI'll be transferring holocaust reparations immediately
fairly certain the 50 year old male police officer at work has a crush on me an not sure how to go about it.
>>220254381Bend over in front of him
>>220254345Do Israeli lads have a type, and is it different depending on whether you’re Jewish or Arab?Blacks here are very much into ladies with big bottoms and boobs. Deanos like Botox girls. American Jews are into oriental and South Asian girls. What’s the stereotypes for your country?
Rorke (me) doing a 15 minute stretching routine every morning
They’d have made a decent looksmatched couple
went to grantparents place today and granddadberg said something racist towards the indians, can't blame him honestly
>>220254455It's alri if it's racist against Indians tbf
Give him half Indian grandchildren. That will teach him
>>220254455Didn't ask
been seeing this advert that starts with a black man saying "on the job site..." and i'm always like "shut up blackie you don't have a job" skiiiip
>>220254447who's the girl meant to be
british ahh murder attempt
>>220254554She’s the daughter of a Goldman Sachs banker. Did a few videos where she was really roughed up. The dad bought up the rights to them and tried to get them taken off the internet but they’re still there if you look. Anyway he died of COVID and she’s doing something in the NY art world now
eating a banana
take note ed miliband, THIS is how you eat a sandwich
>>220254447Damn thats sad.
>>220254613that appears to be some sort of ethnic wrap not a sarnie
>>220254599bit gay
>>220254594Just looked up her name - it’s Amelia Wang (Mayli)
>>220254554Mayli Aka Amelia Wangreal name Kelly Balthazar
>>220254447who is he?
>>220254660the supreme gentleman
>>220254594Christmas/hannukah dinner must have been awkward
>>220254660The supreme gentleman who listened outside his sister’s bedroom as her boyfriend’s cock plunged in and out of her vagina and got upset that a black kid called Chance had lost his virginity at 14 while our lad, the descendant of European kings no less, was still a virgin
>>220254554>>220254660need both of you out of here
Might go French Pornstar Mode on the next woman I shag>play with de balls>lick ze asshole
really undecidedive been getting bad nausea especially in morningsbut it could be from the other drugs I was abusing and im coming off. and wegovy does work for weight loss
>>220254726Back in the day we’d have said lurk moar
>>220253654bro doesn't even remember 90s
i always forget elliott was an englishman
>>220254735state of your grim runt life
>>220254735How much are you paying? Does it work for other addictions like internet/porn?
clearly not the supreme gentleman though is it
some helpful tips
arse raping my arse with rape
Britain faces the biggest hit to growth from the Middle East war of all the G20 economies, the OECD has warned* The economy will grow by just 0.7% this year, compared to last forecast of 1.2% for 2026* Inflation forecast to rise to 4% this year because of higher energy prices. It's up from 3.4% last year and the second highest level in the G7* Report warns more broadly that 'prolonged disruption' will increase the cost of food because of issues with supply of fertiliser10 year gilts are now at 5%, 30 year yields at 5.5%
>>220254794She had fun
>>220254794CORRRRRRRRRRR
Any lads here hiring escorts this weekend?
HowlingSomeone forgot to reply to the post AND I included that pic ffs
>>220254800Wonder what ingenious scheme our top minds will have to help out the economy. Import another million people you say? What a deliciously daring approach...
>>220254790If you hadn’t gone to war then Iran would have had nuclear weapons and long range missiles. Plus they killed my Persianfu
>>220254820 Yeah I hear your mum has openings? Haha
>>220254837
>>220254800thought the 10 gorillion bomalians inflicted on the nation was meant to prevent this?
>Birmingham's beautiful blossom back in bloomSee! It's not a stinking, rat infested shithole!
>>220254837That's my oomf
>>220254837agreed. in just 2 more weeks they would of had dozens of nooks!!!11
>>220254790>get rid of extra weightbit difficult when the driver weighs more than the car
Mad how when I was younger I'd just get women messaging me, I'd message them back a few times, crack a few jokes, get their number and say we should hang out, and then shag them silly. Wonder if that still happens with ~18 year olds?Like it literally took zero effort or skill, I guess being even slightly funny? But I just said really out there shit and I guess I got away with it because I was mildly attractive
>>220254764its about £100 a month, four injections, move up the strength. no wegovy has no effect on internet addiction. just touch grass.
I have a nice looking face (like Leon from RE4) and nice hair but I'm 5'5
>I'm 5'5
>>220254902ok thanks for letting us know
>>220254800better ramp up the immigration wave
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the wavesBritons never, never, never will be slaves
>>220254855one mans stinking shithole is another mans beautiful blossom
>>220254902Could easily rape you. Not going to because im not bent. But just know i could over power you and shag you and theres literally nothing you could do to stop me.I wont though x
>>220254820yeah i have been thinking of getting back into punting
>>220254902we welcome our ftm allies here on /brit/
arse crapping a shit from my gay arse
>>220254865I don’t know about 2 weeks but why were they enriching uranium far above what they’d need for civilian use and hiding it underground?
>arse crapping a shit from my gay arse
>>220254937This shithole doesn't even rule the channel right in front of us
>>220255032Thats there perogative innit
>>220254764not him but it has helped me with my alcoholism lol
I'm black and I eat poo
Well thats about a litre of shit water come out of my arseWhats all that about then
Launching a new featureTip of the day: Don't be a spastic.Another one of those same time tomorrow
rorke walking about all day with sticky willies stuck to his back
>>220254800the woke OECD hate brexit britainremember that it's a paris based ngo
Calling all dogshit zingersWe are about to depart on the dogshit zinger express
>>220255047Not their prerogative to take over the American embassy (and later our consulate), fund terror plots around the world, kidnap our sailors and issue a fatwa on a British citizen, Salman Rushdie though, is it?
>>220255120I made it happen with a snap of my fingers
>>220254969thanks
asking leftypol for his dads name and he responds "which one?"
sup nigga I'm black and I eat poo
Keep working wagies
>>220255160Honestly felt like it
Fox with advanced mange in my garden, does that eventually kill them?
>>220255177they're both called craig
Put my bum back in just not feeling it
>>220255130Personally I think 0.7% is wildly optimistic and what with Labour’s employment bill, the renter’s rights act, hikes to minimum wage and national insurance, we’re going to be looking at recession, and in the event Starmer goes (likely), an imf bailout
>>220255039lmao but Israel does lmao
woke made the beef mince all packed in so that it comes out in clumps
>>220255222How the fuck do you know you silly cunt
>>220255222didn't know martin lewis browsed here
>>220255196You got an air rifle lad? You could kill a fox with a .177 or a .22 if you get it’s eye
>>220250790>>220250790
>>220255222nah you're too pessimistic and need to chillkeir is here to stay
Mental this whole Hormuz debacle is caused by you>you not letting Iran have their own oil in 1953>you not reigning in Israel as they commit genocide, indeed, actively supporting them in their such heinous deedsI shall spit in your tea on my way out as the last British crow crooks dead
>>220255239Because all growth forecasts have been wildly optimistic
>>220255247oh my lolz, you've only gone and linked the oldheckin epic win my bro
evening gents
>>220255228hate this shit, the texture's all wrong and you can't break it up properly
>>220255247christ that baby must be 30 years old by now
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it. She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house. I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required. I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse. I reckon it's a solid plan. My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish. Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
imbibing a crisp lager beer
>>220255251You wait until May. This is the highest paying job many labour MPs have ever had, could ever have, and they’ll be panicking
>>220255297I don't think you should try to convince herit sounds like a bad ideabuy your own house
>>220255251This. Sir Keir is a ruthless operator behind the scenes and people are underestimating him.
>>220255196It's very painful for them and it will kill them. If that bothers you you can contact a local wildlife rescue and let them know. They might send you some medicine to put on food for it.
>>220255307want to bet?>>220255336they don't call him big hands for no reason
>>220255120Thats what killed henry V
>>220255297if it's only 100k there's probably something ghastly wrong with itsaw summat on the beeb the other day, a scandal of these new builds that on the surface look great with their heat pumps and their roof solar panels and then there's just so much hidden flaws in the construction bossman's property was essentially worthlesscareful! I think they get cunts that can survey houses before you buy em
>>220255336It won’t stop labour losing a fuckton of councillors in May and those are your foot soldiers who go leafleting and door knocking. It’s over
>>220255159All of these things were completely unprompted after all
>>220255373Yeah, the satanic verses wasn’t as great as midnight’s children
well everyone is desperate for money nowadays. not me but everyone else is.
>>220255393gagging for it mate
*shoves a £20 note down my gob*
>>220255258>Brits discover oil in iran>iran has no domestic use for oil >Brits pay for the extraction of oil and infrastructure >get a treaty saying this is all fine and iran takes payment for it>government later chimps out and says no this is oursYeah we're in the wrong
>>220255258>not reigning in Israel as they commit genocide, indeed, actively supporting them in their such heinous deedsAgain we did and isrealis chimped out and started attacking British soldiers. Bizarre knowledge of history you have
>>220255258oh yeah forgot i did that
>>220255428>>220255449>>220255463rattled
Poo refuses to come out
watching ricking morty
um... lads... the postcount
>>220255331My work isn't stable enough for a mortgage. Surely wealthy boomer relatives should help their loser millennial kids onto the property market.My dad is too tight. mumberg has money and a rich husband but no assets and is effectively retired. She made me the loser I am and its a win-win plan if she would help. I wouldn't begrudge her giving my younger brother 100k to help buy a house where he lives, as long as that share is in his name and not his mrs. She is already funding my older brother to live in London. I gave him 2k when she asked.Or my uncle but its more risky. He would expecct to profit. He would probably leave me it in his will but I expect he will live till 90 which is still 25 years away and I don't want to pay rent, even if its peppercorn for so long. >>220255359It's just old and in the povvo town I live which means £100k is expensive for a hovel that needs 20k spending on it, which im willing to do.
>>220255297My mum is convincing me to buy a house but i
>>220255476Not at all simplu providing free education x
NEW>>220255523>>220255523>>220255523
>simpluShaking
>>220255501You dont have 100k? Or even enough to put a downpayment on it? Jesus
>>220255534I can put down 10-15k which is a decent deposit but I don't have a good enough job to mortgage the rest.
