Beautiful Photo edition
more like gustave le gay - cloudy and bi
third day with a headache
ghosting my SEA toilbergHe might fire me x
>gustave le gay
>£140 quid flights and 3 night hotel to beefah when sonny fodera and franky rizardo are openingMight cop 2bqhwyf
drinking alone and running the model trains
>>220255552Brain tumour mate. Probably already dead.
I have £100k but reckon the housing market is about to collapse. Not sure what to do with it
>>220255585Thr dream desu
mad how good ffmpeg is
>>220255591give it to me
sing to me a romance sire that splendid trod the starry roads
might hang myself
>>220255591I think the argentine peso is going to make a resurgence. Put it all into that
sick to my niggering back teeth of these bastard new fangled captchas'member when all you had to do was select all the squares with a motorbike?
Me mum's a lampshade and me dad's a bar of soap
>>220255591Crypto
>>220255610It's the best why did i stop using it after moving back home from college perhaps crypto bull run of 2017I think crypto made me retarded
>>220255642I don't even post on 4chan anymore yet I can solve em on a whim
>>220255640
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it.She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house.I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required.I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse.I reckon it's a solid plan.My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish.Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
any NEET man in? or is it a dying breed?
>>220255689nary a pixel of this tome
>>220255689shut up you annoying gimp
I think it happened long enough ago that I can now safely talk about the malevolent entity that haunted my childhood home all those years b
>>220255640>>220255685millennials need to die out
not a fan of this new gimmick go back to posting about escorts
>>220255719that was me sorry xx
>>220255640Dont get it :)
>>220255713>>220255717Fuck off. I need advice and humbly come to /brit/ for answers. You lot swindle the job centre and live off your parents and must know ways to emotionally manipulate mumberg to get your way.
>>220255689>how can i convince my mum to buy me a fucked up shitty little house that i'll make even worse with DIY
>>220255747Honestly, neither do I
>>220255742You should post foxes Pawel. I would like you a lot more
>A city mayor has apologised "unreservedly" after reposting a post on X which called the burning of four ambulances run by a Jewish charity an "Israeli false flag operation".>Dr Bharat Pankhania, a councillor and the mayor of Bath, shared the post and two others that incorrectly claimed an arson attack on the Hatzola ambulances in Golders Green, north London, on Monday, was insurance fraud.We at /brit/ have a frankly confused reaction to this story
"Snape's planning something big tonight. We overheard him facetiming on speakerphone."
>It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months
>>220255591>reckon the housing market is about to collapseWhy? It's been real-terms flat since like 2015, even the 2022 interest rate spike didn't trigger a broad selloff.High oil and gas prices will likely slow down construction as well so it's not like supply will drastically increase over the next couple of years.Unless there's a banking collapse that causes a huge slump in mortgage offerings (because the lenders themselves can't get credit) then the housing market will probably continue as is
>>220255762odd little projecting runt
>>220255805Why is the mayor of Bath even opining on that
>>220255796that's a different guy i haven't seen him in a while
>>220255812The vaxx will take effect in 6 weeks
>>220255820because for some reason we've allowed extremist foreigners to infiltrate our institutions
>>220255775Yes, that is the essence of the situation. I'll make it my own, to reflect my character. Like (then Prince) Charles did with Highgrove. His mum bought him his house. Now he is King of the castle.
NEET life best life
ever been to a fancy nighclub that has fit birds dancing in it? this one is in london but doesn't appear to be a normal strip club
>>220255712Might go back to being full time NEET next monthI wamt to travel to foreign countries and appreciate their landscapes but i don't wanna work anymore
>>220255818its not even 3pm on a Thursday. Posters here are intelligent schemeing neets.
>>220255812Renters rights bill means landlords are selling up and the rise in gilt yields means lots of mortgage products are being taken off the market. Also boomers are dying and the youth and migrants don’t have the money to string a deposit together at these prices. Anyone talented is leaving and London isn’t the cool place to be that it was 15-20 years ago. I think prices will stagnate for a long time and drop in real terms
>>220255853when i was a neet it was the closest i've ever been to genuinely considering suicide lol
rorke starting a new game of baldur's gate 3 as a halfling bard
>>220255862Strip clubs are like having a cake in front of you but not being allowed to eat it
rorke saying 'come here often' to the lap dancer
>>220255685lol
Sam Hyde is painfully unfunny
>>220255886so, you think it's worth minimising the amount of neet in the population?
>>220255862Yeah, some clubs just have birds in lingerie dancing on the bars and thatUsually see them in Europe more, not many in the woke hellscape that is the yookay
>>220255719it'll come back again now. this time with a mate
>>220255823Yes im asking you to take his place
dental plan
>>220255899zxraming
>>220255740mad how there's a WW1 happening right now which has been going on for longer than the actual WW1
>>220255908he was funny when he was doing skits in front of the mirror
only time i've been to a strip club i had a lapdance and she got fanny juice on my jeans
need to metaphorically blow my shit smoove off
>>220255892I have a tease and denial fetish though. It’s like the OG gooning. Had a gf who’d make me get her off several times before I could take my underwear off and it left a mark on me
How are you not getting the joke that the entity killed him mid post?
Kek
>>220255943did you sniff it and lick it and wank afterward
>>220255990*massive oozing lesions on my lips and nose*no of course not
GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY
>>220255984>construction worker standing around not working
bit concerned that finnster may have bogged xirself with the FFS
>>220256014kek
>>220255805>incorrectly claimedWas it incorrect though?
>>220256042sort your life out
>>220256042he needs to sort out his arsehole because its grim as
NEETs are young people (typically aged 16–24) "Not in Education, Employment, or Training." In the UK, as of late 2025/early 2026, approximately 957,000 young people are classified as NEET.
Down in london on the piss this weekend odds I get a bag, evens I get twoDubs for ket
>>220256070I helped pay this off :)
>>220256070Sir Lenny Henry says this isn't enough
for me? it's the BR class 37. the greatest diesel locomotive of ALL time
Are magatards really eating up this slop Trump (the nonce) is feeding them?
Zoom zoom zoom we’re going to the moon
traincunt loves his trains
>>220256126Whats he saying today? It all becomes noise after a while
>>220256126Don't know mate :)
chinese man at the optometrist and the letters on the board are all Ls
>>220256070>rapes a woman repeatedly >stops raping her >see?? i stopped raping you! wtf are you complaining about!!!log off rorek
>>220256085How do you know where to go? I’m clueless about all of this
>>220256139magapedes are making fun of the based black man
i want to join `shomrim`
demiurge bending me over and raping me in the arse
>>220256126Landslide victory btw
>>220256144never a truer post made
>>220256108You’re wrong but that’s ok
>>220256154So youre saying we should have just kept going because thats morally the same
reciting the alphabet as a warm up for my eye test
>>220256214not a locomotive though is itlove the hst as much as the next autist but shes in a category of her own
>>220256154More like the whole world is raping women and in the middle of it all, one person thinks this is wrong and stops raping women but doesn’t just stop there, he stops everyone else raping women as well, at great cost to himself, and now the whole world blames him for being a rapist while they’re all guilty of it
>>220256176Don't worry, I'm known to have somewhat of a proclivity towards really niche, nerdy things. Go on and give me a mental train fact that will blow my mind.
did the orange man dump paragraphs of schizo babble onto the website again
>>220256163It's my mate's engagement party who I used to go raving with at uni so there will be stuff thereAlso got chatting to a lad at a festival in budapest who sells in london and is usually pretty good, got a phone number from him for ibiza last year and picked up like an hour after checking into the hotel
accents im a big fan of:northern englishsouthern USA, specifically south carolina, georgia, texasaussie
>>220256271Im not orange but i do do that
>>220256260hitler almost built the biggest train ever
>>220256282>aussieVile
rorke gaslighting his family that he was always anti-trump
>>220256316not true
>>220255946>Had a gf who’d make me get her off several times before I could take my underwear offextremely hot
>>220256308>almost
>>220256308what if he had a bbc though
>>220256330Genuinely think Tamsin Greig is peng
just saw a cohort of Jamaican men rocking down to Electric Avenue
Radiohead - No Surprises
>>220256308vghh, that has to be the most Aryan image ever
for me? it's the mcdonnell-douglas DC-10. the prettiest jet airliner of ALL time
The AI Videos are kicking up to an high gear nonstop and my videos I uploaded and it is not ai I wiggled my fingers and AI videos are kicking up to an high gear on both social media and news networks and it keeps going up nonstop so many people are saying Frankie MacDonald Videos are AI and my videos are not AI and so many videos are AI on both social media and news networks in North America South America Europe Asia Africa oceania and Antarctica and the AI videos are getting stronger for next few decades centuries millenniums and 10,000s of years and so many people are making AI photoshops of me in these days and it's not true and my videos are not AI such as my weather reports dancing videos and my comedy videos.
mrs incredible sex arse
>>220256378gay ass nigga
https://youtu.be/Yzo6Otpgj-E
Last year the company i work for changed our IT MSP from a useless brum jeet centre to one located somewhere in the south of Ireland. This week was our first week with them and today was my first day having to contact the mickjeets to deal with disruption for one of our payment servicesI don't understand the language they speak. It sounds vaguely like English. I'm not sure how he understood me, but by noon their engineers had everything running which was already an incredible improvement over the previous batch of useless fucks. It's like they kidnapped a bunch of 18th century farmers living in those stone huts and gave them a crash course in IT and they STILL somehow did better than the jeets.
rockstar is headquartered in scotland but it's not actually haggis-eating porridge-wog neds making those games is it?
>>220256217>>220256259leftypol curled up in bed clutching his jeremy corbyn dakimakura and shaking
>>220256415Canada was very based in the 1900s. Literally offered to give Britain money for free to help pay for more dreadnoughts
>>220256308This must go so hard if you keep putting your hand up in every history lecture
>>220256400
remember that time when Intel thought one of their CPU architectures would scale up to 10GHz
>you will never die horribly in a high profile 1980s DC-10 crashwhy even live?
In 15-20 years we'll look back at this and be like wtf? Why did we ever allow them to compete in the first place
>>220256454howling
directing red ants into my dick hole like the video game Lemmings
>>220256421Current British branch of Rockstar is based in Dundee so it's much worse. Half of their games are funded from stolen cars and burglaries in Aberdeen and Fife, other half from opioid sales.
ancient tartarian technology
>>220256434“When Britain is at war, Canada is at war. There is no distinction”Sir Wilfred Laurier, Canada’s first francophone Prime Minister when Britain declared war on Germany in 1914. The Canadian parliament didn’t even vote on it. It just was.
>>220256444most early jet airliners were pretty fugly if im being honest lad, it was definitely a teething period
rorke nodding solemnly
>>220256480Bit like the whole kneeling for black lives and the pronouns. We will look at them as we look at the florentine bonfire of the vanities, the medieval dancing plagues and the witch trials
i'm at war. war against myself...
Noticed that Australians tend to like my posts. Know that I appreciate you all back x
>>220256559famy guy
It's mad that we used to have commercial Mach 2 flightsWhen Concorde came out they must have imagined we'd have like Mach 3 flights to Australia by 2020
>>220256559family goy
>>220256480basedtrannies deserve to suffer
>>220256579need concorde rammed up my cock hole at mach 2
>>220256570luv brits'ate muttssimple as that lad
best aircraft of all time btw (and it's not particularly close)
>>220256480mad how it took them this long to do it, men should never compete in women's events
>>220256259Wish I was that woman...
>>220256556The amount of people who have quietly removed the BLM stuff from their instagram profiles. I wonder if they feel ashamed or even realise what stupid cattle they were
mfs on here making everything sound difficult. they'll start eating an apple and say "appletoil" like it's a job smdh
I can go out again and get booze again and get looked at and judged again or I can pay an extortionate sum to summon a wee paki fella to my flat to deliver the goods discreetlyStuck between a rock and a hard place
doing a pootoil and a weetoil while i breathetoil
appletoil
>>220256628just finished reading-this-post-toil. what a slog that was
>>220256628>Autist cant comprehend irony Oh dear
/brit/toil...
>>220256579Big woke killed it
>>220256628Well they rarely even leave their bedrooms so everything is a chore for them
they should make a vegetable that's like a potato
>>220256672That and the crashes
>>220256659you've fallen into my trap. i was planning on saying appletoil all along but i had to set myself up first
>>220256628My favourite is the fat cunt who eats tons of calories and supposedly can’t help it but he always says “bingetoil looms”
I'm not a commie but I really like the tu-114mental how a prop plane could compete with early jet liners
>>220256677Rorke pointing at the screen and staring at it. He's been done and he cannot believe it!
peartoil got me on the ropes bigly
rorke watching angela white porn just for the accent
>>220256684ONE SINGLE fatal crash thankyou very mucha crash caused by a completely different plane, might i add
>>220256697It is a jet though
doing a /brit/post toil
>>220256715Yeah but they also had all the americans against them
Wanktoil looms
>>220256720it has propellers
>>220256702Clean your filthy table you animal
cuties just walked past
did they make a concorde that could drop bombs since it's that fast
>>220256627Kony 2012
>>220256745only crumbs innit. Normal to have crumbs on the table. Table crumbs.
hi lads I have an itchy crotch
Mental how you can get banned for low quality posts when 75% of /brit/ is literally that
mousetoil looms...
>>220256778except mine which are always of high quality and sets the zeitgeist
>>220256755the yanks tried making a supersonic bomber but it never saw service
woman at work says "lol" in real life and it's annoying
>>220256809And mine
Don't have anything to post
>>220256778i like to know what criteria they use to determine a low quality post. seems extremely vague and vulnerable to abuse
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774539400285391.mp4
>>220256838She thinks it means lots of loveShe loves you anon
>>220256836hell yeah that is cool no bombtoil for him
What a time to be alive
Listening to Frank Zappa and it's honestly insufferable.
>>220256755Yes, but it was still slower than the new Soviet missiles and ICBMs made it pointless as a nuclear bomber in the end anywayThe big supersonic bomber idea did make it in the end with the B-1 and Tu-160 but not as much as it could have. The B-1 was supposed to replace the B52 entirely but as the cold war wound down it was just too expensive
>>220256850Must be reserved for extremely dogshit posts. The sort of things mousey posts regularly
>>220256874Plebeian.
>>220256888country of munters
>>220255571SHE'S MELTING
Whenever I go out in public I genuinely think everybody is watching me and it’s starting to affect my ability to leave the house
https://youtu.be/zbKQPqs-cqc?si=bFN2qa8Xl9bAcgY8
>>220256888wow they've all shagged a lot. fair play to the old bird clearly still boosting her numbers
>>220256870didnt need to know any of this :(
>>220256874not very good is itthis is the only song by him that i don't mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-GyJU1PD7A
For me? It’s the Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird
>>220256856leftypol's first bicycle ride
>>220256888that their ages of number of partners?
>>220256898This isn't a case of someone looking with envious exasperation at a mountain peak, but someone sitting atop a cloud surveying the peak with contempt.
You have a shadow
>>220256921Not the first time either. Some Dutch bird was put on the loony bin, got raped by a pack of migrants and then offed herself with assisted suicide
>>220256856Making fun of a boomer as they politely ask if theyre ok*gottem *
>>220256921Can't keep your head in the sand lad, civil fucking war is on the horizon and you WILL need to pick a side
>>220256968didn't need to know that either
>>220256968scThey’d have knighted the migrants if it happened over here
I want my own house so I can get a dog.
>>220256979don't think it was really making fun of the boomer
>>220256983a softie like you probably votes for it to happen
>>220256888rough 28
Wankers
>>220256998No need to do all that, just move back in with your mum
>>220256935prettiest military plane of all time
>>220257022no need for that really was there?have a word with yourself
>>220256888All less than 10
I want to know as much as possible about these white women being raped by brown men
https://youtu.be/XX6GHiFKovw?si=uWjPLN0xERCDLShe
>>220257005>Saying im going to cum to some to someone while recording it is normal:)
if you're reading this you have dry lipsdon't try to lick them now! you've been caught!!
We need to take our oil field that we gave to Norway back. Give the RN and RAF some practice
was supposed to go somewhere today that I've been meaning to go to all month but now I haven't gone
fart smelled so bad it just made my mum cry with frustration and storm upstairs
>>220257089??????????
>>220257070didn't say it's normal i just don't think the joke is at the boomer's expensechrist you lot are exhausting sometimes
thats bradse
>>220257101acreaming
>>220257020my uncle can't have kids because his sperm can't swim
that bradse image is something else man
grand master sexay
>>220257081the Real Nigga and the Royal Arse Faggot
>>220257133>who is reform UK's new teenage councillor?suspect she's a reform councillor who is also a teenager
>>220257167humperwalling
>>220257167scrmbld
>>220257167howwing
>>220257139Mine swim like mad but they're all deformed monster sperms with missing bits or too many bits
>>220257032AusNZ and Canada should have joined our 6th gen program
Here's how it always starts: I sit in bed with my back to the wall. I put a pillow on my lap and my laptop on top of the pillow. My favorite is striptease porn. Nothing crazy. Just hot women stripping off their clothes. Young and old, blonde, brunette or redhead-- it doesn't matter. I like them all. While watching stripteases, I cross my arms and pinch my nipples. I instantly get hard and start dry-humping the pillow. Within moments, I am in a sexual frenzy. I feel a burning urge to have sex, even if it means I have to "become the woman." I go from wanting to fuck the girls on the screen to identifying with them. I download Grindr and post an ad on Doublelist. Sometimes I find a guy. Usually I do not. But I watch porn at least two to three hours a day, more like six eight on the weekends.
>>220257183>>220257191>>220257192wasn't that funny
just seen some
>>220257110It obviously is because he's not in on the joke. Mong
>>220257218extremely autistic
I am but a Sensitive Young Man enduring in the cold, and uncaring world.
>wasn't that funny
>>220257205scromblaring
Ausdogs fucking love their schoolboy humour
>>220257250watch this snide comment biting you on your arse
>>220257250fuck up rorke
literally slowly curing my depression by saying out loud 'i am happy' every time i have a depressive thoughtnot even joking lads try it
raping my computer
Doing a beastly poo
>>220257231We dont sign our posts here
>>220256480No one likes trannies it seems
>>220257162YOU LOOK FLY TODAY
hate people with regional accentsif you have a regional accent: fuck you!
I love the smell of cow shit in the morning
toil on the morrow then it's the weekend deeeeee lads
>>220257282when i get hiccups i tell myself out loud that hiccups are stupid and gay and i'm not stupid and gay so why would i have hiccups, over and over again, and it works
>>220257275would love to see a bbc split her racoon hole wide open
enjoying a succulent tasmanian lager beer at 2:59am
>>220257282Maybe you should start saying 'I am not a boring cunt'
>>220257282Smooth brain koala like animal
>>220257022I can't. She doesn't own a house and lives in a flat in London with her banker husband.
>>220257316that's wild
9:30 PM and I've been pondering a shower for 4 hours
one man cheeseburger apocalypse
>>>/gif/30446803
to any regional accent mongs on here (I know there are some of you): /brit/ is an RP general, you can leave now
>>220257362Shan't
in the garden and it's freezing will have to go in
*scatters a bag of mysterious powder all around the thread*
>>220257362Those are pornstars
shall NOT be clicking that
wish I could suck some milf titty
>>220257362Swarthy looking guys
have to stay late at work which means i will only get 2-3 hours of video games time today. take the piss
>>220257374bet you don't even have an RP accent yourself you little virgin
AND SOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAITSHE KNOWS ITS TOO LATE AS SHE'S WALKIN ON BYMY SOUUUUUUUUUUL SLIDES AWAYBUT DONT LOOK BACK IN ANGERI HEARD YOU SAY
>>220257331
>>220257374T'isnt
>>220257402was just singing this at the arse-gaping clinic
>>220257397I have a home counties accentwhich is good enough
big day tomorrow for weekend enjoyers
>>220257414left looks a bit like a sex arse
>>220257414cor looks like uncooked chicken on the left get it scranned
homo counties lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMb3uSGlRuM
>>220257439done that melt
fortunately the sex arses are coming thick and fast through the strait of hormuz
>>220257439shagged that nigga silly
if you weren't on the internet from 2007-2012 you weren't ensouled btw
>had to go to a residential property to do some work>woman comes outside - clearly English>she tells me shes English >ask her "from the south?" as in southern England >>no I'm from england:|
>>220226988
>>220255598>>220255598>>220255598new
>>220257533fuck off
