dream home edish
fuck sake. took so long to make the thread because of malfunctioning captcha i missed posting as the new
other thread at 200
i've got a penis
got the 'trose delivery booked
>>220257572ywnbam
need a bf with a big cock
>>220257572no, i have a penis
>>220257572that's not my ploblem
>>220257588hi x
wish I had infinite money but alas I have to toil for most of my life to earn my keep like the unimportant runt I am
Remember when normies would gather for the sesh
>>220257581Too good for Tesco are we?
>>220257414
>>220257588can I interest you in a gf with a small cock x
thinking of asking for a raisei'm already on 80k but as a programmer in london it feels like i'm being ripped offalmost everyone i know is on 100k+
>>220257622deano's always got my back
>>220257600just need 300k here
whimpering out "yes chef, heard" and getting my quavering bum out for mr ramsay
>>220257619left it late for a friday booking and all the slots are gone until late and I've got no brekkie food in
yeah mate i'm on 101k. don't like to talk about it really though
>>220257622thank u deano
>>220257670lend me fifty thousand pounds mate I'll pay you back next week
alri
>>220257695can't sorry mate
penis
>>220257703alri!
I might have to die
might pop down to teaco for a shart cake
>>220257703begging for a 'pe
>>220257783ridiculous post
Ah, listening to SAW 85-92 and playing MW2. Those were the days.
need to raise my conscientiousness
>>220257796teaco is a real shop here and they do sell shart cakesnothing ridiculous about it
>>220257811>he's just a 38 year old boy!
why do I hate his face so much
>>220257880Ask your mates. Not us
If I apologized a million timesAnd if I wrote you like a billion rhymes, would you stay?Tell me if I'm still your favourite girlJust say the word and I will give you the worldI know you like the finer things in lifeJust leave with me tonight, I'll show you what it's likeYou know my style, you know whatever's mine is yoursYou know my style and l love Christian DiorThe new Bottega, my baby only wears coutureBack as a kid, I used to dream I'd be a hustlerYou know my style, you know whatever's mine is yoursYou know my style and l love Christian DiorWhatever's mine is yours, whatever's mine is yoursWhatever's mine is yours, whatever's mine is yoursWhatever's mine is, ever's mine is, ever's mine is, ever's mine isYou know my style and l love Christian DiorIf I apologized a million timesAnd if I wrote you like a billion rhymes, would you stay?Tell me if I'm still your favourite girlJust say the word and I will give you the worldI know you like the finer things in lifeJust leave with me tonight, I'll show you what it's likeYou know my style, you know whatever's mine is yoursYou know my style and l love Christian DiorThe new Bottega, my baby only wears coutureBack as a kid, I used to dream I'd be a hustlerI watched my mother, for years I saw her sufferI knew one day I'd grow and take us out the struggle, yeahSurprise, I'm famous, and I need somewhere to spend these chequesSo if you're blameless, don't tell me I'm forgotten yetI know you need me, yeah, I know you're feelin' tiredI'll change your life if you just leave with me tonightIf I apologized a million timesAnd if I wrote you like a billion rhymes, would you stay?Tell me if I'm still your favourite girlJust say the word and I will give you the worldI know you like the finer things in lifeJust leave with me tonight, I'll show you what it's likeYou know my style, you know whatever's mine is yoursYou know my style and l love Christian DiorYou know my style and l love Christian Dior
can someone redpill me on these blogposters that come here and tell us the most mundane, dull shit imaginablelike they will literally post "just ate an egg" or something
>>220257880now post your face
curry for dinner x
>>220257880is the new hermione wankable?
>>220257914just had some jam
just laid an egg
just ate an egg
rorke saying thanks dad to the uber man
>>220257914funny innit
>>220257914We are the only witness to their 'existence'
>>220257926
>>220257914true story, I first started coming on /brit/ maybe around 2019, and this guy would reply "blog on uninteresting cunt" to the type of stuff you're talking about. and it cracked me up so much, was one of the first gimmicks that drew me into the /brit/ sphere
don't like that post
just ate a mini egg
just raped my arse with an egg
>>220257914I literally did just eat 4 boiled eggs though, funny that
>>220257662Get a late delivery. I do 2pm till 10pm for asda and enjoy the deliveries in the last couple of hours.
planning my next wank
>>220257985blog on uninteresting cunt
just ate six bomborasclaat egg
just ate a quorn scotch egg
Tonight's Menu
yo creg, this british banter is so epic bro
whenever I find myself in a dilemma I just think, what would rorke do?
>>220258052suck a weiner cody nobody likes you here broe
>just laid an egg
5 raasclart egg and 2 bombo bloodclart sauage mon
never seen an insect
made a sort your life out reference in the other thread and got no repliesnot sure anyone watches it
Are you this funny in real life?
Post that reform fitty
Good Evening gentlemen
last night was a movie
>>220258094the natural consequences of never going outside...
>>220258079they're one of the few bird species that give birth to live young so you fucked that up didnt you
just ate a quorn picnic egg
>>220258079*slices your entire torso open*
>>220258109
>>220258036>Turkey>Czech Republic>Denmark>Italy>Poland>Kosovo>Sweden>BosniaEasy money
Sir Drew Peacock Esq.
alri timmy
>>220257914It’s ultimately harmless. Not like the freaks who come here posting about wanting to shag schoolgirls or blacked spam
>>220258036don't like this menu, think i'll try a different restaurant
>>220258149uh you forgot the intercontinental playoffs
need to get off the xitterit's all timewasting ragebait
Great Britain?More like Gay Shitain
>>220258125
get the schoolgirls blacked
>>220258079alri
Close it all down lads. That yank's utterly done us.
restaurant
>>220258199
>>220258174haha it is more like that because of great and britain it's gay and shit
>look up Wikipedia article on a silent film from the 1920s>the entire film is posted right on the page
got called worthless in walmart earlier
>>220258242Copyright expired
>>220258242whitepill
>>220258248and are you?
>>220258172good, you're evolving
>>220258091bop bop!
>>220258125could not verify this
got the robbie z on
>>220258284yeh because i made it up
>>220258295
>>220258266dunnoeveryone's organs at least are worth a few hundred innit
>>220258220screamingdone him
>>220258295daft cunt had us all believing you and allhorrible horrible little man
Just actually literally had sex for the first time 30 minutes ago, floating
Nah. Not touching that
>>220258334how'd you get on
many posts here are clearly made by people channeling demonic spirits
>>220258334congrats, sudacrem is perfect for a sore bum btw.
>>220258334how was he?
TANGLED UP IN BLUE
>>220258334how long did it take him to cum?
>>220258366*yawns in your face*
dunno how to talk to women or anyone for that matter
>>220258334first time is always the worstI didn't even cumwhich was a bit awkward for the other lad
>>220258334yeah but it was with a man instead!
wonder how many repeats of this "actually I'm going to imply it was a MAN he had sex with" joke we can expect. Presumably a good 2-3 are still being typed up by the slower lads.
>>220258334your gay LOL
>>220258334Well done lad. We always believed in you.
>>220258359spaffed in a minute and she laughed but in a friendly waythen we had sex again and i lasted a bit longerlove is real
>>220258404snooty and aloof!
>>220258334wahey only took you 31 years mate
>>220258451good stuff mate proud of you x
>>220258366
>>220258451is this regular sex or with a prozzie?
ummm can I have my turn to sex now please?
I need 5k to start my business
>>220258557
Bald, Out of Shape, and Struggling? - Here's The Fix
>>220258518regular, with a woman ive known a while
>>220258334a man put his gay willard in your gay bumhole aha
>>220258587how old are you?
>>220258587nice one mate, well done
>>220258334poor sap giving in to base desires now you will be a slave to foids for the rest of your life
>>22025861629
>>22025861638
I can't be seen with sex havers
>>220258700ROY'S KEEN OH ROY'S KEENROY'S KEEN OH ROY'S KEENWE'VE NEVER MET A KEENERWINDOW CLEANER
>>220258674How old is she?
do you think you're better off alooooooooonedo you think you're better off alooooooooooooooone
I've followed through
Just had to pay £1.2k for roof repairs class thought this sort of bollocks only happened in Monopoly
>>220258729About 40
THE BIG LEZ SHOW | S01 EP02 | THE VOLCANO BONG
>>220258674there's a first time for everyone
>>220258451nice one mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsfrXbUNeAE
Lads I seen this image on the Japanese thread.Is she wearing a British coat and why is she wearing that? I'm not an anime guy
your brother rorkey, whateva happened thea
>>220258763right, you should lean into it and buy a utility company or maybe a railroad
>>220258921WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE?
you got that right... they won't have ya back at greengroveSHE WAS ABYOOSHIVE TO DA SCHTAAAAAAAAAAAAF
10:30 PM and I've been pondering shower for 5 hours
Off down the shop. Who wants anything?
cumin my arseon my facefrom the saaame place you pee
>>220258977india
>>220258988ssssssxc
>>220258958Abyooshive? You get a pash for dat. Old ladies do 5-10yrs in retirement communities.
it's all wogsgrim
someone is ddosing me
if you were going to America for 2 weeks how much should you have in your bank account? I do not mean for food and stuff I mean like if shit hit the fan
my god that's tough, she stood him up, no point in us remaining
I'm an incel
>>220259123sex vagina breasts woman vagina sex intercourse
off to band practice x
>>220258848australia isnt a real place
the last good year was 2008
>>220259198It was actually 1909
>>220259198me when the guy asks me when I had these tyres fitted
pissing all over the cat
never had an itch
Lads how to convince my mum to buy a house?It's £100k and been on the market for 6 months but I see the potential of it.She would need to buy it outright without a mortgage, but I know she has the money. I could offer to put up £10-15k but id rather invest it into the house.I can pay her £500 in rent to live in it, as well as council tax and utilities, which would mean it's paid off in about 4 years.I'd do it up, mostly myself but would cover the expenses of tradesmen as and when a professional is required.I'd want her to leave it me in her will and she can move in when she is old if needed. I'll get carers in to wipe her arse.I reckon it's a solid plan.My only other option would be to approach my uncle with it, but that would need to be more business like. Him and his wife are retired, no kids, and he has money from selling his business, as well as a nice house, cars, a cottage in France and they travel in Europe for half the year. He once mentioned to me that he had considered buying a house in my town as an investment and i told him it would probably be too much hassle. In hindsight that was foolish.Any advice please? I dont want to take it to reddit.
do you support chelsea?
>>220259229this is the equivalent of like 10 billion squirrel cigarettes
just got caught up in a daydream there where i was deeply in love.Anyway, back to reality
>>220259254got dat damn muhfuggin coonviruse
>>2202591982018
>>220258849that's a british flag, yesI don't know the character so I assume she is just wearing it because it looks coolI have seen the union jack in other anime, especially around the time of the 2012 london olympicssorry that nobody else answered you, we don't actually talk about british culture here, just poo
>>220259253If you put £15k toward the house then legally it's not her house as you own some of the equity. Just saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK6w6MzMDhk
pussy galore
>>220259283SCREAM
>>220258977do you use your phone in the shower?
>>220259300little tranny fellers playing dress up in their childhood bedrooms
rorke wanking to pornography
Evening team. Just got in from toil. Quite fatigued
>>220259320literally screaming and pooing out my arse
ever had sex?me? no.B-)
>>220259323rorke ejaculating, closing the pornography, wiping up his semen with a tissue and throwing the tissue in the bin
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/hypothetical%20subjunctive%20mood/country/au/where is he
>>220259198it was actually 2016
listening to the minecraft OST and crying
>>220259328hi x
She's dead
>>220259422Wish that were me
>>220259380https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/217723362/#217723857
>>220259380>912 results found.jesus niggering christ he was dedicated
any updates on china
Six Seven
>>220259422sad story that :(
>pawasite
>>220259422RIP
grok why did my parents divorce
if you didn't have an anime phase as a teenager you were literally never ensouled btw
Got a warning for telling heatherpaedo he meeds shooting with a bolt gunNot on herr janitor
>>220259294True, we could legally co-own it. I've got a Help to Buy ISA worth 15k that needs using before 2019 and want to use it to contribute. I reckon we cold get the house for 90k. But i'd need to talk her into investing the 90k, 75k for the house and 15k for me to start on the repairs. She would own the majority share and id effectively slowly buy it off her with 500 quid a month for 4 years. After that id continue the arrangement and she would make a profit. I'd be happy to co-own till she kicks the bucket which could be next year or 25 years.
>>220259526they're cartoons for children, grow up
Got antisemite fatigue
>>220259419Bro got aired
my parents didn't divorce
>>220259408Fuck up 2016mong
Having a think>Normans: French>Angevins: French>Plantagenets: French>Lancaster: French (descended from Plantagenets)>York: French (descended from Plantaganets)>Tudor: Welsh>Stuarts: Scottish>Hanover: German>Saxe-Coburg-Gotha/Windsor: Germanfucking hell we haven't had an English monarch since before the Normans
Full house again, just too many people for such a small home. Honestly, my dad's bf seriously needs to tell his sister to pack her bags. Cannot deal with her insane friends anymore
mate my girlfeidn is wanking my pensi rntyping while she sits nxt to me wanking ti
>>220259589>grow up shan't x
>>220259648I actually think that’s a bit too good for him too
skr>>>/v/735755772
>>220259648Yes that’s a perfectly healthy fantasy isn’t it
>>220259472would be funny if there was one video that had a positive topic and he was smiling in the thumbnail
>>220259646William, Harry and the royal kids are like 90% Anglo, it's not 1503 they marry british socialites and commoners all the time
>>220259657not true though is it
>>220259584whatever that is it's a little slut
>>220259691yh it is matesh'es eanking it yghhh yeahg wanking thiat penis
Happening as we speakWhat has become of us?
>>220259705*punches your puny paper-thin incel cranium into a fine red mist*
Noticed I like movies more if I turn saturation and contrast up just a little
>>220259734*spaffs on you by accident*
>>220259705
>>220259682German wolves in sheep's clothingreckon we need to restore the Cromwellian republic
>>220259755erm
>>220259657women are awful at handjobsgays on the other hand...
>>220259724she probably voted for insane leftist governments that facilitate rapists entering the country
>>220259762best webm of all time
>>220259764Should be illegal.
Cymru 2-1 Bosnia Goalscorers: Jordan James, WilsonFree money, you’re welcome
>>220259724>usnothing to do with me
naked boobshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>220259806Wales* aka West England
Dutch Milou Verhoof (17), euthanized in 2023, raped at age 13 & at 16. Her parents put her in the mental hospital & later called the euthanasia doctor.
>>220259790my girlefined wanking it good
I live in East England actually
leftypol be like we're no strangers to cum
>>220259817Unc is raging oh my goooood
>>220259813If we stay silent in the face of such evil we are complicit in that evil. I’m not even religious but I’ll be praying for her soul
>>220259646England is in the British Isles and has a British monarch. The Windsors are British, and British monarchs. King George VI was an Englishman with German roots. Queen Elizabeth, the Queens Mother was Scottish. William is a British mutt. Diana was a proper mutt of the Empire, but also an Englishwoman. King George VII should be considered English, but he has obligations to the Kingdom, Wales and Scotland and NI.
