Prepare to Drive editionPrevious: >>220259874
He was happy where he was, but society just didn't want to leave him be.
piggery business pigs for sale cheap buy now
for me, its baseball
>believing in jewish tricks like the old testament lmao
>>220263925i have driven on i95 south
>>220263925for some reason this image makes me want to play saints row
>>220264006very cute
When’s my settlement?
>>220264037It's called Moneyball, with Brad Pitt
>>220263925Dark souls? For me it's dark foals
>>220264137for me, its sour gummy worms
Tfw believe in all sorts of crazy shit to the point you know youll be made fun of if you talk about them
>>220264137I look like this, I do this and I say this
dumb powerposter
>>220264137luv me some warheads
I look at women, I feel nothing, I am cured
>>220264203phwoardias kittingtonshire propa buggin' outn**** seen sum shidd
>>220264203this cat is very photogenic
>>220264174Same desu, It makes the world so much interesting. Give me your biggest redpill
>>220264259
Im back
>>220264315start cumming!
>>220264315con mia fidanzata?
>>220264260Thanks for the seizure dickhead
Any women lurking /cum/? I'm looking for a wife
This nigga homosexual. >>220264251Me? Im homoFELXUAL, I flex on you homos
I got a job. See you neet losers later
i wish i wasn't allergic to cats
>>220264336ayo this nigga has a job
>/cum/>girls
i'm a woman.
i would never go spelunking no way, man
im a /cum/ slut
>>220264260King arthurs still alive and the fairies are gonna bring him back
>>220264336
never trust fairies
>>220264328
>>220264333get an AI gf
>neet>loserpick one
>>220264315Buonturnat, cugìn
>>220264137
>>220264432Sesso
>>220264432ho detto fidanzata, non puttana
>>220264427>8,90€Mein Gott
>>220264331You're welcome>>220264393King Arthur is an eternal being, someone worthy will pick up his mantle and become him
>>220264443
>>220264461I love sour candies but they give me sores on my mouth when i eat many of them. Warhwads aee rhe besr>>220264443Neets are often losers wdym
>had to verify email because rangebanhumiliation ritual
just found out my dog is trans
>>220264336Ive been employed most of my life. I got my first job at 10yo and have been working ever since. Being a NEET is a rare luxury for rich white people, everyone else slaves like hell only to roll wooden nickles
niggas be like"this candy too spicy:
>>220264470I cant help you
>>220264510>he gave it anywayLOL
>>220264510I did it multiple times, I tried to contact admins on IRC too
What are you looking forward to?
>>220264488Like Batman?
>>220264433>alcoholic>bitchless>geekedBro you need to lock your ass tf in
>>220264508Why is she sniffing her finger?
>>220264526It's been monthsI miss you guys
>I got my first job at 10yo and have been working ever since
>>220264557You just described me, mordecai from regular show flag.
>>220264548new episode of my fav podcast tonight and then sleep
>>220264569*huggs*
>>220264488Its an abstract sort of feel
>>220264557what you say???
I made an account on picrel and it feels really bizarre. I get that it's basically Whatsapp but I'm not super used to using apps from outside of the Americasphere and it's been interesting to say the least getting it set up.>>220264137I've grown to believe sour candy is very brown-coded, if not black-coded>>220264174You're in Germany now huh? Going on a trip 'cross ol' Europe there CSMfag?>believe in all sorts of crazy shit to the point you know youll be made fun of if you talk about themThat's what substacks are for>>220264260The U.S is basically Brazil mixed with Russia
I didn't start working until I was in my early 20s
>>220264561Because it shows how smart she is
I got my first professional job when I was 21
>>220264537I literally just use mobile hotspot. Elisa works good.A long ago I got my parents network permabanned for posting CP. I posted my own dick on /b/ (i was 14-15 at the time). I got it unbanned by telling mods it was someone else and that I just joined this ISP and got the IP assigned to me. It worked.
>>220264622Damn your mom must be a genius then
I'm actually pretty famous
>>220264625I got my first professional blowjob from your mom at 17
>>220264608>You're in Germany now huh?Yeah. Going to netherlands tomorrow.Line seens cool. Hope you make nice friends there
>>220264315I made these Apu edits a couple years ago, nice seeing it start to go around
i have never worked a "real" job, just part-time work for the last 10 years
>>220264652I believe you
>>220264657
may or may not have flipped off a handicap school bus on the way to work this morning because he was going 40mph in a 55 (left lane)
>>220264570good goycattle>>220264551Yeah>>220264597It is>>220264608>The U.S is basically Brazil mixed with RussiaMaybe there is a similarity in recent history but US unfortunately will be Brazil. It's sad, if only spic mass migration was stopped
>>220264647She is a genius
>>220264648On grindr
If dutch is like if someone trying to speak english had a stroke, italian is like if someone trying to speak latin had a stroke.
I've actually never had a job, I just spend my days working on my hobbies
Everyone wish my aunt a happy birthday
>>220264604Serious question: do you find this attractive? If so, why?
( μ_μ)
>>220264685sent that nigga flying
>>220264657Got the 'talian one?
>>220264710Happy birthday Aunt Leaf!
>>220264721>ryssä
>>220264678Based my OC appreciator
>>220264738You're in luck pastanigga
>>220264137Nightmarish
>>220264738
Me irl
>>220264753what did he mean by this... :/
me irl
I only browse chan if my IRL friends are busy or I want to talk about some shit i wont tell people IRL
>>220264776Thank you
>>220264811Am I wrong?
>>220264827sounds like we're your real friends
THIS NEW SLAYYYTER SINGLE IS LITERALLY WORKING MY PUSSY OUT
Name 5 good albums and 5 great albums I should be listening to
>>220264653>Going to netherlands tomorrow.For fun or work? I assume regardless you're going to partake in the nightlife of that fabled town.>Hope you make nice friends thereI plan on meeting girls there for a trip I intend on taking to Taiwan next year. I don't really get how to use the app properly yet but I'm eager to find out and meet people.
>>220264880There are some people ITT sometimes who I would legit hang out with IRL. There are others though who I wouldnt want to be in the same area code with. Some of you are pretty chilli tbqh.
>>220264900no!
gaming computer
>>220264900dylandylandylandylandylan
I'm so bratty
>>220264900WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA
>>220264913Im doing history art and architecture touring. Night life just stressed me out im a shy shut in and i dont fit in at those places.
>>220264856jooen mä oo mikään ryssä, enkä tiedä mistä sait sellaisen käsityksenkass paksu jäi maja räästäsee kiinni...
large if verified
My GF is ugly and possibly autistic. I dont want to break up with her bc im a leech and live with her. I hate her and cant even cum when we have sex. This is something I will never tell anyone IRL.
>>220264900>5 good albumsSell Your Dope - AfromanDarkbloom EP - GrimesAt Any Cost - GoldlinkSteps +2 - Yurie KokubuBang! (Here Comes A Supernova) - FGTH>Great AlbumsSecond Edition - PILVEGA INTL. Night School - Neon InjunStone Roses self-titledThe Final Cut - Pink FloydHalfaxa - Grimes
>>220265006They got a Shah Iran flag emoji on Xitter?
yeah, i'm a normalfag and i post on 4chanwhat are you neet losers gonna do about it
>>220265006Those repeated attempts at market manipulation are just pathetic.
>>220265035nothing
>>220264991My fault OG, I had you confused with someone else. Moskva delenda est.
>>220265018This is why I don't develop a scarcity mindset as an incel. I will just get in a relationship with a fat women whom I don't like
>>220265019wtf
>>220264900>Farrah Abraham: Debut>Brat>?>?>?I don't like music
>>220264900Here you goAlso alvvays - alvvays and paramore - riot (might update it to add them)
Holy shit, installing Minecraft is such a fucking chore these days.
>>220264988>doing history art and architecture touringThat's the way to go, I fully intend on doing a lot of that in Taiwan if I wind up going there next year (God willing the PLA don't come before then).>Night life just stressed me out im a shy shut in and i dont fit in at those places.I'm the same way but I make attempts to do so because I'm lonely and get too sad about it from time to time even if it's always expensive and I wind up where I started.>>220265018>I hate her and cant even cum when we have sexTry and mix it up in the sack, maybe go on a trip to Italy/Balkans o algo
>>220265064I've seen her poop
>>220265069omegakino
>>220265069The wall is better than dark side of the moon
>>220265064I actually liked Farrah Abraham's album but the last time I said that they told me to go back to RYM
>>220265082use multiMCthe official launcher is pajeet shitware
>>220265069change dark side to WYWH, master of reality to sabotage OR dehumanizer , and revolver to white album
>>220265061Being in a relationship just cus you dont want to be alone is retarded, I agree. So many women do this btw. So many good women choose absolute fucktards bc they're the first ones that gave them attention. I liked my GF but have grown to resent her. Thinking about cheating on her tbqh.
>>220265069>World Is A GhettoOne of the best and definitively urban American records of all time. People are always surprised when I recc it becuase they always say "War? Like the low rider and why can't we be friends guys?" and I always just send them this as a retort:https://youtu.be/uXTWpkxGeAY?
Honest thoughts on this?
>>220265085Im not allowed to leave the country but theres plenty of sex tourist finnish women in my area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UuE01lrkcoI love the pinch harmonics in this song.
>>220265154saw it in a /mu/ thread, listened to it and was completely uninterested by the 3rd song
IT IS A GORILLION DEGREES IN MY ROOM AAAAGGHHHHH BRING BACK WINTER
>>220265191for me, its ridge racer 64
>>220265113>he official launcher is pajeet shitwareYea christ I can tell, I had to sign in like 3 different times. And then I fucking despise how busy the launcher is. Look at this shit. Random mobs will also pop out of the screen and dance around which is just more busyness.
>>220265194I cant get into Boards of Canada and Autechre and most of that stuff but this one is a vibe
Pooped five times today
>>220265173>IM NOT DESPERATEsaid every desperate nigga ever. another lost war in middle east for nothing.
>boards of canada>they're actually sco'ish
So how exactly is a convection oven going to get hot enough to cause your food to absorb aluminum used in it's construction
>>220265231This nigga got IBS
>>220265266Bad diet and alcoholism
Five Nights at Epstein's is the hot new game which has parents concerned
>>220264712she has a seductive facial expression
>>220265282When I was in my stim gooner arc I shitted like twice every hour and came half as often
I'm in fellas
>>220265313Let me guess: you live in Tartu?
>>220265337nice
for me, its modding out the hunger bar
Apparently the morning thread had a discussion from an italian and the slovene about a GOAT writer that I missed
I’m also an unc who has never played Minecraft. So you build and farm and protect your base at night from zombies?
I'd kill to get an archive of the old Minecraft server I used to play on as a kid. But it's probably lost to time now
>>220265190>Im not allowed to leave the countryAre you Russian?
i will never go beyond 1.7.10 now that angelica/sodium works on itgenuinely fuck the end update and deepslate shit
deep penetrative balls deep sex with yomi
>>220265437No. Im a recividist althoughbeit
>>220265458Okay but I don't have a deep dish pussy
>>220265421You do what you please. You build a home, you can go progress to fight the end boss, or you can just keep expanding your base. >>220265450I'm playing 1.7.4 cause that's roughly playing the version that I was the most familiar with as a kid
I can't wait for lent to end so I can eat fast food again.
>>220265497I played survival craft bc MC was not available in my shithole of a cunt
https://files.catbox.moe/tdqmhh.mp4
>Trump's signature will be added to U.S. dollar banknotes to commemorate the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence. Trump's signature will replace that of the U.S. treasurer, which has appeared on U.S. dollar bills since 1861kek
>>220265527an ego almost as big as his waistline
>>220265517LMAO I PLAYED THAT TOOMy mom had an Android and they didn't port Minecraft to that then. So I had to play survivalcraft instead.
>>220265527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTUHBI3KN-Mcrazy that this is a vidya soundtrack. need more like it
>>220265543I played survival craft on an old nokia with windows phone 7 on it. Shit was crazy in the trenches
You'll never guess what happens nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya0wBMce_yE
>>220265473>Im a recividistRough. You could have a fun day at Saaremaa when summer comes around thoughbeit
we're all doomed to suffer. we might as well suffer together.
>>220265605>SaaremaaHiiumaa is objectively better, even Pärnu or northern coast of Peipsi is better. Saaremaa is full of pests.
i dont even wanna have sex with women anymore i just want them to sit on my face.
about to poo
I think you're having auditory hallucinations because I never said that
>>220265527There is going to be an entire industry built around removing his name from everything in a couple of years.Like how the ancient Egyptian pharaoh's used to completely erase and remove every reference and likeness of their predecessors after any violent transition of power.
>>220265645i had one last night. a woman's voice saying my name. i wasn't familiar with the voice, though.
>>220265639Holy fuck Stewie im shitting
>>220265675I said I'm actually kinda famous
>>220265703a famous woman?
just poo'd
i just poo'd on (You)
r/theadamfriedlandshow got banned
>>220265675I had auditory hallucinations in the military. Never told anyone but I would constantly hear people speaking while pulling security. It got so bad I shot into a bush and caused the entire platoon to go into alarm and stay on perimeter defense for the remainder of that night. When questioned I said it was a negligent discharge. They beat the shit out of me for that, almost lost vision in one eye. Still have brain fog sometimes from that, probably CTE which is why im so violent all the time
even and i go to mcdonalds
odds and i go to culvers
who's ready for the ground invasion this weekend?
>>220265933Did they get congressional authorization?
>>220265954nobody does that anymore lol
>>220265840i'm sorry to hear that, brutha. that sounds terrible. does estonia has mandatory service?
>>220265982Yes. Although I did deserve it. NDing a round is one thing but I fired two magazines. This was live ammo btw not training. I just wanted to shoot something real bad and convinced myself the voices were intruders. We were guarding allied armor in Tapa train yard. Gomer Pyle headass tbqh.
the greatest incel in history vs the greatest incel of today
>>220266111me vs myself
ive been feeling depressed lately, anyone else?
Going to go to one of the few remaining good things in my life (JiuJitsu)
>>220266143Yeah it always happens to me when the weather rapidly changes also it makes my skin itch
>>220266088goodness graciouswell i'm glad you're still with us, friend
Do they sell this kind of candy in the US or elsewhere? I have always thought it's weird spicy candy is only popular here.
>>220266237do you lads ever take a break from eating spicy food? holy moly
>>220265421I have played Minecraft but didn't care much, I did multiplayer FPS games more
>>220266143how can i be depressed when there's a slice of apple crumble in my near future?
This headache isn't going away until I have a beer
If anyone wants to die, I'll do it for a tenner
>>220266322WHAT A LIFE
>>220266237The Hispanic Shartmart in my area sells candy like these , but it looks like it's mostly imported from Mexico
>>220266252Mexicans literally evolved eating chili.
>>220264900>5 great albumsEvery album by The Doors before Jim Morrison died>5 othersThe Beatles Rubber Soul through Abbey Road
Test357
>>220266143me too
>>220265019>The Final CutWtf
>>220266237I only know about tamarind stuff from an old website that reviewed bad candy
My IP is no longer blocked
lol, why are captchas tie-rod ends?>>220266417Yet.
>>220266417congratulations! :)
>My Victorian singing whore group the Soiled Doves performed a song where we worked "frut" into the lyrics in honor of that review.
>>220266588Lol
>>220266412Foreigners often dislike tamarind candy.
>>220266588I knew I should have sold everything yesterday. All orange man had to do was to stick to deportations and deregulation only.
>>220266617The FDA considers it unfit for human consumption
Orange man says there is no war
>>220266710There is no war in Ba Sing Se
>>220266679But HFCS slop on literally everything is fine? The FDA is full of shit.
I'm actually kinda famous
>job announces return to office in a few months>bunch of people quit>don't quit yet but was planning to when the time gets here>start doing the absolute bare minimum>do maybe 10-15 minutes of work a day max>today in a meeting they say they're reevaluating things because too many people have either outright quit or quiet quit and they can't keep up with all our projects anymoreBlunder of the century for these niggas they have been paying me to sit at my pc all day watching anime and jerking off for like 2 months now
>>220266588I recently read an opinion from some egg head that claims DJT is the main contributor to 27% of the national debt.If this is true, it would the most insane thing I've ever heard.
>>220266588Erm I thought the stock market wasn't the economy ... Libchud explain?
>>220266768And Obama did the other 73%
>>220266741For what reason
>>220266588The stock market literally means nothing for your average person>b...buh things get more expensivethey'll get more expensive regardless because that's how a never ending growth cycle works, you're just being goaded in to rooting for the tiny hat people to get more money and cheer like it means something for you as well
which american city would you like to see nuked by iran
>>220266801None. I am against violence.
>>220266737There's not any real evidence that hfcs is any worse than cane sugar and tamarind is considered a decomposed ingredient
>>220266801chicago because its where i live
>>220266780No, supposedly Obama added something like 13%, most of it attributed to the bailouts and quantitative easing after the financial crash.
>>220266801saar you must be answering is it true that brazil is fill with the "zesty ahh latinx bois"?
>>220266741*flash flash* *flash**flash flash*
>>220266801DC of course
Today just crawling by, damn hurry up and be tomorrow already
good mcdonalds
If John Cena were a real man he’d fuck my ass
>>220266835>after the financial crash.Which was caused by the Bush administrations easing of regulations years before btw.It's literally clean up after clean up of absolute retard tier governing of Republicans. A recurring story since the 1930s, when FDR had to spend an entire decade cleaning up after Hoover's tariffs and inaction on wall street crooks. This is going to be the same story forever until this country dissolves into city states.
can't see me now
>>220266801all of them
>>220266801Do cities built with America's money that aren't part of the US count as American cities?
>>220266801which city has the larger population of black people
>>220267004John China?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqmbbrNW6k
>>220266981but, that's where i live
>>220267016the country can recover from an economic crash.it can't recover from brown migration
When I read the word migration I think of Sid the sloth saying "we're gonna miss the migration"
>>220267016Seems a bit religious no, in your telling it's a universal cosmic struggle red vs blue where blue are somehow always the good guysThe political parties of the 1930s barely resemble todays parties anyway
I have honestly never worked a single job that I did not absolutely hate
some really boring baseball games today, brothers
Fertilizer prices are going up for the spring season, thank orangeman for higher food prices
>>220267093>he didn't buy fertilizer stocks in anticipation Ngmi
can barely see out my right eye idk why
>>220267068I'm retired, but I got talked into working a few years ago. I was not in shape enough to do it, but I did anyways because I went with some friends.It was the most fun I ever had working.
>>220267093i remember when food prices were going to explode and the whole world was going to crash because of unusual rain just a couple years ago.all in on nothing
normalize purchasing goods online by mailing envelopes of money
did you know there is a Russiaville indianaI only know because they're maybe getting hit with a tornado tonight
>>220267079jays play tomorrow
>>220267147they better RUSH outta therehaha
>gays
>>220267147Moscow, Idaho-tier
there should be a town named niggerville
>>220267066>the 1930s barely resemble todays parties anywayYou would be shocked at how similar they actually are. You can go read about the debates they were having in Congress and the views are remarkably similar. And I'm not claiming Democrats are perfect, or the "good guys". I'm saying the policies the GOP has pursued typically lead to terrible economic outcomes. You can go look at the data yourself.I would say Republicans have been getting progressively worse financially than Democrats, at a faster rate anyway. It started to accelerate with Reagan and it's hitting some kind of apex with DJT. It is going to take decades to sort this mess out but I have such little faith in the Federal gov that I unironically believe the prepers were directionally correct and we're probably going to enter a decades long economic calamity. Neither party is incentivized to reduce the national debt, and the damage is done.
glumpf
>>220266588>SNP still above 600 Wake me when something actually happens
>>220267203>I'm saying the policies the GOP has pursued typically lead to terrible economic outcomesemancipation, for exampleunlike social security, which has worked out perfectly by halting the decline of poverty completely.
>>220267203>I'm saying the policies the GOP has pursued typically lead to terrible economic outcomesWhat about the stagflation under Jimmy Carter in the 70s
>>220267110nta but the only job I have ever enjoyed at all was working at a little computer repair shop in college and that was almost entirely because I was around a bunch of other guys my age and actually being invited to hang out for the first time in my life, the actual job itself was miserable, the getting to hang out and take smoke breaks in the back with the boys was the fun
There should be an Umaruville
>>220267229Kek
>>220267241>What about the stagflation under Jimmy Carter in the 70sYou're not going to believe which political party he inherited this from
I just saw like the inside of my eyeballs for a second, should I be worried?
>>220267257
>>220267104try those eye watering thingies, it also happened to me, I still get flashbacks
>>220267229Look at how white this guy is. Amazing.
There is no Republican party its the Donald party now
>>220267267I see so nothing is ever the fault or responsibility of a Democratic presidentWhat an utterly infantile view
>>220267093Saskatchewan superpower 2030
>>220267278THATS WRONG
remember the know nothing party? not huge fans of catholics.
The UN is investigating my alleged use of cluster munitions on the terlit
Got Vampyr for 5 bucks on steam
>>220267254coolI liked my last job because I was helping people get out of fucked up situations. The I worked for some journalists, until they figured out they could die. Then we were tasked with delivering cool shit to people that could use it, and wanted it. So much fun.
>>220267338I can use cluster munitions because we never banned it, send em over
Donated blood today and the cute nurse really took her time with me. Does she want me bros?
democrats are perfect. i especially liked when obama made health insurance 10x more expensive and bombed americans overseas for no reason.
>>220267389What job is this
>>220267241>b-but muh demonrats!!!!!Carter being useless doesn’t mean republican policies are helpful for average Americans.
>>220267421Yeah dawg
Repooplicans seething lol
March Madness is on, bros
>>220267432Security contractor, but I was licensed as an armed security agent.
which jewish puppet would you vote for
>>220267428Those oversea amercians?Anwar al-Awlaki, Abdulrahman Awlaki, Jude Kenan Mohammad, and Al-bert Einsteinali
this guy watches niggerball
>>220267484basketball hasn't been good since the days of Dennis Rodman
>>220267476
>>220267476The one who confirms my biases
>Al-bert Einsteinalifunniest shit i read all day. lmao
>>220267503What if the CGI linc'n pass u the boof
Happy 4:20!!!
My 4pm apppintment no-showed
>>220267484I don't think you're supposed to call it that anymore
>>220267542worst coaster
>>220267439You were the one claiming democrats policy failures are somehow always magically the fault of the prior republoshit administration
I heard americans are being drafted
>>220267551Appointment for what?
>>220267563it's the right thing to do
>>220267563No we aren't
>>220267565dick sucking
New one when?
Israel is the only country where Drumpf has a positive approval rating kek
>insane inflation >weak incompotentent dem leader leading to reflection of repub>Middle East oil crisis >cultural pessimism 2020s really is a repeat of the 70s weird
threadcuck needs to get busy or else i'm going to have to take up the mantle
new>>220267604>>220267604>>220267604
I can't believe I'm saying this but I regret voting for Donald Trump.