Peaceful new yorker editionprevious >>220267604
This is the thread
I said hi in the mexican general but they didn't respond back
>>220270803That general is full of pedos supposedly
>>220270803Say hi in Spanish
>>220270795Based
>>220270811You're thinking of /lat/. /mex/ is perfectly fine as far as I can remember. >>220270817Homeboy only speaks american unfortunately.
https://youtu.be/H6r-_M8MCYw?si=lLflVCwqCtKmpnhx
>>220270823What do they say on /lax/?
Mods used to ban this freak posting pictures of children what happened?
>>220270795a sank you a simpy chan
thoughts on the self loathing man of inaction
I wonder how many anons are actually chuds.
>>220270840Can't remember but they're creeps. /ita/ too.
i prefer modest women with modest tits and modest ass
>>220270844You stopped riding their dick and they got upset
>>220270889ah, the ol' margaret thatcher technique
>>220270897Don't respond to him
>>22027087290%
Feel hopeless dread tonight I can't wait to be medicated
>Don't respond to him
>>220270883shape > size
>220270942Reddit tier thumb
>>220270972sent that freak FLYIN
>turns on mobile dataYeah, I'm thinking F*CK your ban, pal.
Need to floss my hoe ass teeth
You seriously need to be the biggest retard to deny climate change at this point.
>>220270795what's wrong with donating to female streamers? do they not deserve it just because you're a misogynist?
business idea: converse with people online and form online relationships
>>220271012the only thing female streamers deserve is a live grenade tossed into their "gamer room"
>>220270803Sorry no hablo Ingles. No English.
pump my penis crazy style yay or nay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWxU-mirqgStill the searcher must ride the dark horseRacing alone in his fright
>>220271037Creo que estás mintiendo>>220271053For me it's cortez the killer
>>220270984its literally and image of YOUR fat, greasy hand....Bizarre cope, youre grasping for straws at this point
>>220271059Well I dreamed I saw the knights in armor comin'Sayin' something about a queenThere were peasants singin' and drummers drummin'And the archer split the treeThere was a fanfare blowin' to the sunThat was floating on the breezeLook at Mother Nature on the runIn the Nineteen seventies
Shoofly pie
There's a cute black girl at the gym that I want to ask out, but I don't know how to do it. Is just going up and saying "you're cute, can I get your phone number?" a viable strategy if you're white?
i will not goon to gock.
>>220271136no, you need game
>>220271093I've purchased this from an Amish market. Good stuff
>>220271136I think you should listen exclusively to the advice of the brazilian, no matter what he says.
>>220271136Might as well try
damn, I be hungry af
I'm addicted to food
Need to do psychedelics again. Would be really good for my mental health.
>>220271195Same. It's been 7 years.
cloudy with a chance of gooning
wish I could raise a chicken in my backyard, I crave eggs
Chuddy with a chance of nothing
All the boys and all the girls are begging to if u seek amy
Still can't believe how rude you guys were during that whole bathtub and candles thing
>>220271247How did Britney get away with this?
Going to bed after I brush my rotten fucked up teeth
Went on a hookah date with a BPD slag who said she sleeps around with men to cope with it. Who tf says that to a potential partner and that too on a firdt date? I can't decide now if I should pump and dump or just dump and rid myself of the headache. She has huge tits tbqh. Tatted tho
>>220271254You represent yourself with a picture of a woman but your legs were hairy like a man
ww3 just started
>>220271270She sounds like an edgelord and the type that is cringe
>>220271270You're looking at airborne hpv with this one.
>>220271278How so
>>220271278Let's see a source for this bold claim
My jeans are a little wet from the piss marks, my white t shirt is stained with food, I smell like cigarettes, I get shaky when I talk to people, my dick is leaking
War were declared
>>220271287Ah shit I hadn't considered that. Dump it is>>220271282Her socials is full of girlboss shit too
>>220271277>representNo; pictures are an ornament to posts. This is an imageboard. What kind of images would you prefer I post?
kek brazilians think they'd survive a nuclear war
I do hope when WW3 eventually starts that I learn the news from /cum/
>>220270795kek vtumors do be like that
why did blumpf say we defeated Iran 11 times and yet we're sending 10k troops to open the strait that we apparently dont even need to produce or ship oil through
>>220271321That will be exactly how it happens for me
Brood war or read
hello cummiessss
enough politics. let's talk gock.
ayo this nigga reads books
Watching videos of idiots getting arrested again
>>220271136yes
>>220271428Hello
everyone should read books the decline of reading is the primary reason society's become retarded
>>220271345>why did blumpf say we defeated Iran 11 times and yet we're sending 10k troops to open the straitWhy did Putin say he wasn't going to invade Ukraine but still did?Public facing messaging in world affairs is quite often deliberately misleading... Don't take it at face value. But who knows why Trump says what he does
>>220271481Anime has done more damage to the world than poor reading skills.
>everyone should read books
>>220271136Call her a nigger as a show of strength
Robotvacuumberg II will arrive in the mail tomorrow.
>>220271509Can't have these because they'd scare dogberg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEu1GD4tlpA
>>220271531the catbergs didn't like mine at first, but eventually they got used to it.
>>220271497>not reading is... le good!
>readings
reading a book: yawnbreading a duck: now we're talking
if there was one thing I could change in the course of human history, it would be to shoot the man who invented reggaetón
>>220271560>shitty cia music starts playing
starting to think it's over and that might be okay
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE. I'M THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT.
I'm going to rescue zeratul
its not ok at all
is this a normal occurrence in America?
everybody STFU Im watching anime
Just ate two large pepperoni and mushroom pizzas and 24 coors lights
>>220271786Kill every single streamer
>>220271832there are some streamers that i like though
Won 500 dollars today on a scratch off, then spent 150 on more gambling and won 240 dollars. I'm going up in the world
Do all Americans lie about their height? I can expect 1 inch but 3? c'mon now
>>220271816mustve tasted awful. Usually I drink the beer
its only gambling if you lose otherwise its an investment
>my face when
>>220271848I'm just honest about it. Not like I'm going to get laid even if I lied about it
I'm tall and women dont even notice me
i liked clint stevens until she transitionedno problem with trans folks just not for me yknow
right forearm, right wrist, and left big toe have been hurting a lot lately for no apparent reason.
>>220271868You still get subconsciously respected more
I have a plump ass but it can be pretty taut when I tense the muscles. I bet I could give a good assjob
>>220271868I notice you
If you could redo your entire life from childhood what would you change?
money is the only thing that matters, rest is copeunless your looks are so good that you can basically live of it (so not for 99% of men) it can't overcome being rich
>>220271934try out for little league. I was dirt poor growing up and I never tried out because I figured my dad would have to pay for fees and uniforms and shit, nobody told me it was free
>>220271944Money would absolutely solve all my problems in life. No more wageslavery would drastically improve my life. This is why I play the lottery. For the ever so small chance that I will get to escape
>>220271944TRVKE
>>220271930thanks fren
>>220271934It's unhealthy to entertain questions like these.
>>220271934Not touch video games ever hunt as soon as I could learn more practical skills TRY to get laid before 20start lifting as soon as I left the womb
>>220271934Just leave home and start walking
>>220271988https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_u1J7t5TDg
>>220271988Walk hard.
>>220271944https://youtu.be/qxW789jHXII?si=m1C5mI8LN6fuBySW
Jewish people invented bagels
If I ever became a millionaire I would share the money with you guys
I am honestly looking forward to dying slowly. If only to experience my life flashing before my eyes. I feel like I would be robbed of that if I were to be shot in the head, or have a heart attack in my sleep
>>220272056I would give money to everyone who isn't Brazilian
>>220272056I have money, I just have no friends, social life, or a reason to get out of bed in the morning
if i leave to goon will you guys remember me
>>220271934buy ALL the bitcoin in 2010 or whatever
>>220272056If I won the lottery I'd find someway to send money to you all
>>220271934Never access the internet at all
drinking milk
>>220272092Not again!
>>220272091I didn't have access to the internet until I went to college and still ended up here
>>220272106Woaasah you must have been really poor
My aunt just texted me to say she loves me
>>220272129Do what thou wilt
Night>>220272129Tell her we love her too.
>>220272113Yeah, didn't have cable TV either. I was still using one of those antennae on top of the TV set until the late 2000s
The music is too loud. I might damage my hearing.
the whip
>>220272169Same here big guy. I got cable right when Adventure Time and Regular Show came on tv. It was great.
>>220271501Unironically hot to imagine her reaction if I slap her and call her a nigger as punishment.
erm that's not ok???? ok???
corr fink patriarchy is a little bit bullshitwomen act like that coz they want tonot coz of like menlike even afta all advancements of feminismwomen still choose to act like thots
I listened to my audiobook for like an hour today.
>>220272265what was itlolita?nonce
thread just died.
>>220272337im here
The thoughts became too distressing and I thought about hanging myself so I went to go lay with parentbergs
If I wasn't afraid of the pain Involved in dying and the fear of going to hell I would kill myself
I have eaten the very scrong edibles and I don’t feel it yet.
lol
>>220272378It's coming
Thc ruined my mind and my life
>>220272378I remember the first time I had some I ate 20 mg. An hour passed and I still didn't feel it so I took 20 mg more. A few minutes later I ate 10 mg just for good measure. Almost greened out
I've been begging momberg to make a doctors appointment for me and she just keeps pushing it to the next day now I have to suffer the entire fucking weekend
>>220272431so set it up yourself, you pissy manchild
>>220272442I don't know anything about setting it up
>>220272456so figure it out, you fucking retarded manchild
>>220272477Go to hell
/cum/bergs be like "weed too spicy for my brain"
>>220272405Oh yessir it is indeed. I give it about 30 minutes.>>220272412Classic mistake haha. I’ve done that before too.
edibles make my butt tingly >.< especially if i sit down too hard
I can't even post my apps here anymore why does everything good in my life have to be taken away
Are there any musicians /cum/ grew up with and really liked but feel bad about because they just stopped making music after your teenage years?I feel like this with Miguel and Frank Ocean.
>>220272570apus*
>>220272572janis joplin
>>220272572my tastes have vacillated over the years but now they have converged and are nearly identical to my mom's albeit with some differences.
If /cum/ ever had a farting while peeing competition I'd win first place every time
>>220272599nah im breddy gud at it too
sooooooo..... ok
>>220272611You're not Canadian Unitedstation or Mexican
>>220272629Hey! Dont be mean to our dear ol dad!!!
Oh fuuuck. I think I’m gonna cum >_<
Remember when touchscreen laptops were the newest fad?
This is the great question of the age.
Currently jamming:https://youtu.be/EiBihgCM1i4
>>220272683Artfags still use them
Last post before sleep takes me
>>220272683i had one back in '14
>>2202726863
>>2202727508 or 3 for me.
i'm sorry but i don't think we should be friends anymore
>>220272750>>220272764you wear 2-3 in the winter and 7-8 in the summer.
>>220272792This is acceptable.
>>220272683like bluray or casettes or skinny jeans
https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03/26/us-iran-mines-israel-village-missile-munitions-weapons-war-conflict/... are we the baddies?
>>220272838cant wait to die
>>220272839vvvghhh.....
>>220272843Blu-ray isn't a fad.
>>220272860canae ken wa ye cummin fae lad
>>220272838
>>220272878We speak the Kings English here mate
Scotland >>> EnglandIn terms of natural beauty, demeanor of people, nature, etc
>>220273010>no Irn Brushame
>>220273010>demeanor of peopleNova Scotia makes me think that can't possibly be true.
*unfurls my cock for you*
it's over
>>220273069counterpoint: the American West and South
>>220273172Explain
You could have a bulging vein in your brain that could burst at any moment killing you, you ever thought about that
>>220273222>ExplainVirtually all "Hillbilly" or "Redneck" culture in the U.S stems from Scottish and Scots-Irish Americans who settled in the South and Appalachia and went West after the Civil War.I'm one of these btw
>>220273246ya
goodnight
My hair and facial hair have started growing annoyingly fast. I've never had to shave so frequently in my life. Now it's like every 4 days I gotta shave everything again
Wtf I thought all Americans were fathttps://youtu.be/ZJfHw71KKsk
This crimson desert game looks just like Where Winds Meet, this open world jrpg esq slop has a poor lifespan
>>220273758Nigga its a singleplayer game who cares about its lifespan
>>220273789I just think it's gay how everyone jerks off to it for like 1 month like it's the best game ever made
>>220273758Erm its Korean.
>>220273758Ive seen some gameplay it looked extremely shallow just npcs standing around doing fucking nothing in a lifeless world
>>220273824they all look like that. im not sure what it is about east asian development style that does this.>>220273817maybe only japanese can make games with soul
>>220270795Korone deserves money more than most male streamers she's extremely funny youre unironically just a misogynist
I’m probably not gonna live very long. Being stressed-out and anxious all the time must wear down the gears eventually. It’s like I slip into a trance or a fugue state. Life isn’t happening to me. I’m already goneeeeeeee
>>220274035Stop smoking weed
>>220274058I don’t smoke
>>220274070Stop injecting heroin
I’m currently staying overnight at my dad and stepmom’s house. A major part of me wants to run into the living room right now buck naked and start making elephant noises
>>220274097Thank you <3
>>220272686Any of these is fine
>>2202726862-4
have to return to the wagecage today after calling off for several daysalready have my new job lined up so I might shrimply walk out at the first sign of annoyance
>>220274225Clog the toilet before you leave
>>220274225>walk out at the first sign of annoyanceplease do this its the most based way to leave. especially if you're being told to do something and just leave without speaking
Yo what the fuck is an immersion blender? Is that where the deprivation chamber was at?
>>220274239I work at a yuge place, there's too many toilets to clog>>220274256I've been very near multiple times already /before/ I had a new job lined upI'd feel bad for a few of my coworkers but most of them suck and management is ass so it's looking like a 70/30 rn
I be eating of an peanug’s bumber en deng’s bee dangwich and I just be sorta groovin
>>220274304This seems like something that kid from the previous OPs with the head tilt would say
My sleep schedule is absolutely raped I fall asleep at 4 or 5am and wake up at 3pm
>>220272683I still have one that folds in half and becomes a tablet
https://youtu.be/JBjruGbTZXU?is=nS9tqFHvlFEZNdwlThey fixed their stupid error at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_hQvDt9Lycgood
>>220273985I'm not a misogynist, I love you <3
>>220273918Thr chinks can make sovl when they emulate Japan
>>220274582She looks like Pokemon
I like to run and keep up with professional track athletes and watch them on youtube. Now it's been recommending me HS track competitions...very weird
>>220274688I guess she looks like that one girl from gen 8.
>>220274765wow boobers ! :D
>>220274855
>>220274765I remember a time when this bitch was everywhere
Awake for 34 hours now
>>220275816Give it another 14 or so and you might start hallucinating
>>220275868I think I will pussy out and go to sleep instead. I have to be up in 6 hours. But then a few hours after that I can sleep for 1000 years if I want.
I made a big toilet cunkie
Why did he do it?
Can y'all get this to bump limit I want to make new thread
>>220276845You can't, you're foreign. I'm making the new.
>>220276885I have bald eagles and burgers running in my veins. I'm just on a VPN is all
The wagie is seething in morning rush hour right now. I can't stop coomimg to the thought
>>220276932If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. No dice I'M making the NEW
>>220276985May the best man win
You know what, fuck it, I have an appointment, can the next thread maker use the following pic and first postIf you're not at the table you're on the menu editionPrev: >>220270784
Got a good 12 hours of sleep last night
>>220277118Ain't no best man nothin, nigga/cum/ General Order #1 is "Foreigners can't make the NEW"
>>220277519I wish I could do that. If I don't get drunk the most I can sleep is like 4 hours. If I get drunk I can sleep 7or 8
https://youtu.be/o5r0i2ZAbCc?si=H44DjrxvB3J2cy7UWhen that piano drops at 1:01Fucking iconic
I would give my left nut to get the fuck out of Iowa
>>220278020I would put your nuts in my mouth
meet finnish streamer sokeripupuhttps://litter.catbox.moe/bv1gg9wyl4guszlc.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/i4tzaqqb2z4l9k9b.mp4
https://youtu.be/KNazG5_8tB0?si=cKc5XBMtEMEyxy4FI was actually in a body cam video when I was tryna catch a fligtt. This is me
>>220278191if it gets me out of here
>>220278327A bit Ralphamale-esque
>>220278296Wowzers another slut with a webcam
>>220278296>pupuUh oh stinky
>>220278903pupu means bunny in fingolian
>>220278964lol
gm
>>220279298I'M ACTUALLY KINDA FAMOUS
we should bring back aids
>>220279439It's kinda crazy that one virus really one-shotted fags, junkies and blacky boos.
IT AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A FISTFUL A CASH OR A BLISS FULLA THE HASHTHAT TWIST LIKE A MUSTACHE, FROM END TO END, SPREAD IT LIKE A RASHFROM TALKING THROUGH YOUR WALKMAN OR AT YOUR DISCO BASH
>>220279460And R----a
Does this go hard?
>>220279837Can I eat your pussy?
Any other fans of authoritarianism?
Just saw 3 camels as I was passing by.What are three camels in the netherlands
>>220279837A gay filipino? No, not really
>>220279955The Moroccans brought them in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzYI got chest pains watching that crowd. Can that happen in 2026?
>>220279955Thats what happens when you open your floodgates for Muzzie immigrants
Oh this fake manipulative bitch trying to get her bf arrested by fake crying and saying "I don't want him to get arrested"
>>220280008Camels are cool. Im really sad the US got rid of the camels we introduced to nevada
>>220280050https://youtu.be/sTJCNaQ-fHI?si=eri8K-yPp-_9gkgv
>>220280075They all got eaten by bears
You gotta be careful of camels, they spit
>>220279945Everyone is a fan of authoritarianism, it just depends on the context
>>220280113I use spit as lube
Bongs be like>The Big Black Cock is an essential government service
>>220280125
>>220280120I'm a democracy extremist. Everything should be decided by a vote everywhere
I'm a New Yorker (Queens). Like it here.
I melt M&Ms, pour the molten chocolate on my pinky finger, stick my hand in the freezer for 2 minutes then nibble on it why I watch tv
>>220280075https://camelsafari.com/
>>220280183The only white place in New York is Staten Island
>>220280175>Tyranny by majority authoritarianism Thank you for so nicely demonstrating what I meant
>>220280189You have to add coconut shavings next time
Not only is Orange man not creating a golden age, hes creating a world wide economic crisis
>>220280195Nah, they're all Italian.
>>220280183Ay I'm walking here!
>>220280202Oh fuck yeah, and chopped candied walnuts, great idea
>>220280193Oh thats cool! It really posses me off because the wild horses are invasive and the stupid bastards oritected them but they got rid of the camels for no good reason. It's a fucking wasteland they wouldnt have hurt anything. They also have a camel race in northern nevada too iirc which is pretty cool. Last time i was there i saw a donkey that was 12 hands tall it was crazy
>>220280207It's almost as if the president who fucked up the first time was doomed to fuck up the second time.
>>220280200>tyranny by majorityNo such thing. That's just democracy, which is always free and good. If you disagree you should be forcibly re-educated in a consensual democratic manner
>>220280207>world wide economic crisisCanada has been in one of these continously since like 2015
>>220280076LlMAO she thought he was gonna get arrested and the cop said turn around and that's when she knew she fucked up
>>220280235If you accidentally kill a wild horse in Nevada and are caught you can pay up to 10kIt's completely stupid because they're awful for the environment. They trample and eat all the native plants
>>220280282Nigga said >FUCK HORSES ON GOD! HATE THEM!
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